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What keeps you from ending it all, anons? What gets you out of bed in the morning?
I'm at Uni studying in a field well respected in society with plenty of money to be made, and I know all my parents want is for me to be wealthy and respected, so I try my hardest to achieve that.
Once they are both dead I kick the bucket as well.
Hopefully I'll make someone envious along the way.
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What keeps me from ending it all is making fun of 12 year old anime fans on online image boards
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I just think about making my mom proud. It's a pretty loser life motivation probably but it's gotta be better than no motivation.
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Too much of a coward, I've tried and I just can't go through with it. Realising that was one of the most terrifying things in my life, that I don't have the easy out I always thought of, that I have to live with the consequences of my shitty life until my time runs out naturally.
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escapism cope. video games anime books shitposting drugs the works
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I have so much intense hatred I get up every morning with the sole aim of being better than all my peers. This keeps me going

you should go fill a bucket with warm water and soak your feet in it.

put some salt and apple cider vinegar. exfoliate with a scrub. rinse.

moisturize with vaseline. so you dont have ugly rough feet...

be careful if you are diabetic though.

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>tfw no evil vampire elf gf to kill me in my sleep
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>>48308039
Sounds good to me
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>>48307814
yeah i can smell that screenshot from here
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>>48308039
Both sound excellent
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>>48307814
I think she'd give you every STD possible
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>>48308039
I just want a non-degen gf but also goth and likes to walk in cemeteries

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>pass by qt in hallway
>say "howdy" in a goofy southern accent
>she looks visibly disgusted
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>>48307583
Only Chad can do such gags without seeming creepy, poor judgement on your part.
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>>48307583
>i then laugh and walk away, knowing I have left my mark on the world

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how to instantly die?
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>>48307874
just believe in yuor self
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>>48307874
Sneeze without closing your eyes
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>>48307874
Cobain yourself in the shower with a punt gun
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>>48307874
Blow your brains out with a gun. By law I am also required to advise you not to actually do that though.
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>>48307874
Honestly, just be yourself mate. Pull out that firm handshake, look 'em in the eye, you know?

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>teach boxing classes
>students keep making Jojo references
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>>48308072

My class isn't a playground. I challenge anyone who makes Jojo references and 1v1 them in front of the other students to teach them not to make Jojo references.
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>>48308377
Do you jab them in the eye like Dio did?
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>>48308027
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>>48308391

No. That would defeat the purpose of "no Jojo references" allowed
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>>48308422
I would get strong enough to beat you then pose

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>170cm tall
>recessed chin
>ethnic
>ugly
>balding
>poor
>anxiety
>virgin
>shit teeth

Should i kill myself?
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>>48308052
no because
if you are not a curry you are a volcel
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>>48308329
Mixed nigga here

Does this still apply?
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>>48308052

no. just become beta bux for White twitch girls. and an online nazi to defend the West from non white mass immigration.

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ITT: NEEThood
>Is it worth it? Should I do it?
>Positives?
>Negatives?
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>>48306476
It's more a matter of if you can than if you should.
Con: it's pretty dull
Pro: being bored is a lot nicer than being busy
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>>48306476
I didn't truly enjoy being a neet until i was a hardcore wagecuck commutecuck.

TFW neet for 3 months living rent-free at my cute swedish girlfriends place, barely used any savings in that time and spent most of my time learning about things that interest me, vidya, gym and hanging out with her and her dog
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how tf do neets make money? i only abandoned neethood because i needed to pay rent. the few months i spent as one were pure bliss though

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I don't know. Even if he was a completely fucked up individual with a history of aggression and mental illness (allegedly), I still think orange shirt is the victim here.

https://www.liveleak.com/view?t=uX70K_1537453032
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>>48294761
This site is for jokes, and you're demanding we not make jokes in a com versation you consider "legitimate".
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Easy walk for Randy and Mister Lahey here. Only way they get murder 1 is if the juror is convinced they brought the guns out with the explicit purpose of icing him before the actual exchange began.
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The people on the side of mr Orange are trolling, right?

I mean, the guy repeatedly told both of the shirtless guys that he WAS GOING TO KILL THEM, and then proceeded to fetch a baseball bat, which could be seen being thrown at the old guy.

No one can actually so stupid that they actually think the shirtless guy wasn't acting in self defense, right?

Right?
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>>48297711
>Here's what that guy didn't explain well. Rule one of gun safety is that you NEVER point ANY gun at anything you're not willing to immediately destroy. For people, this means if you're not attempting to use deadly force you NEVER resort to aiming a gun at them. You also seem to either have little reference on using firearms (or are a troll), but not even the most highly trained professionals (military, police) can reliably disable a quickly moving target in the middle of a close quarters encounter. Hence the rule, you are taking someone's life in your hands the moment you point a gun anywhere at them, so you need to be ready to take it full stop. You shoot for center mass, always.
t. never served talking about shit he knows nothing about
only police and rent-a-cops aim indiscriminately because that's what their 2 week training crash course tells them to do
if you can't shoot well you shouldn't have a gun, period
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>>48292620
Those little inbred hicks ought to be strung up at the neck for that shit. 2 people shooting a single unarmed confrontational man is not self defence, it's an execution. They just wanted an excuse to murder a man.

Can you eat like shit and still have beautiful clear skin like this or do you need to eat healthy for it? I want clear skin like this but external shit does not help that much. Is healthy eating = healthy skin a myth?
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>>48304619
>drink plenty of water daily
>use anti bacterial soap (sectro gel or cetaphil)
>exfoliate (scrub the dead skin off your face) once a week
>moisturize daily

Keep it simple. Don't get cucked by all these expensive gimmick products. A lot of companies prey on people's insecurities by trying to sell you these over the top creams/etc that barely do shit because people don't understand skincare. There are effective things you can do with cheaper basic items.
Good luck
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>>48306753
Oh, my bad. that's a combination of genetics and sun exposure as well as overall health. Wear sunscreen, make sure you have a moderate about of vitamin d, a, c, and k in your diet and don't over-tan.

You want to limit sun exposure based on your skin type (darker skin, more exposure allowed) as the sun breaks down your skin cells (And helps your body create vitamin D - but there are supplement for that.)

Your face is your biggest concern. Make sure your pores are clean and bacteria free. Never "pop" a pimple or blackhead, work it out if you must and keep the area clean. You want that pore to tighten up and if you squeeze something out with can damage it. Hope that helps!
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>>48304619
its called makeup, as long as your face isnt completely jewed up by acne you can literally jsut cover it up
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>>48305211
they dont have body acne because they probably shower daily, go outside a lot (being tan helps get rid of acne completely) and dont spend all day laying in bed in sheets that havent been washed in months. Also probably do a little bit of jogging or meme workout here and there.
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>>48304619
White sorority girl here. My sorority sisters and I have beautiful clear skin coz we get black guys to cum on our faces after they've done fucking us at our regular interracial sorority house orgies. The potent african semen does wonders for our skin. All white sororities do this btw

This is the only thing In life im looking forward to.
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>>48307893
Yeah the Treyarch games are usually worth renting for a weekend.

Favorite COD will always be MW2 that came out in 10th grade for me. Used to play split screen gillies in the mist with my neighbor all Saturday long
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>>48308071
Isn't HL3 confirmed dead? I thought it was common knowledge that it was dropped.
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>>48307893
>tfw my pc can barely run it
I meed to upgrade my gpu but damn those things are expensive, even pre-owned ones
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>>48308318
yeah, valve basically admitted it
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>>48308318
I can still hold out hope anon, please don't take away one of the only 3 things I'm looking forwards to

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>have obvious mental issues
>Get sent through 6 psychologists through the years by my parents
>none of them fix me even though I followed their meme advice
>Get sent to some weird therapy treatment that does not involve medication but instead magnets and other bs
>still depressed
>still anxious
>still hear voices inside of me
>suggest medication as implying that maybe I might need a little upper help
>they scream at me and get angry and me bla blah blah you will depend on pill , you will be adicted and so on

So its ok when normies depend on alcohol ,smokes and weed to feel better but when I suggest medicine I get shunned at
life sucks
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>6 psychologists
There's the problem; they never sent you to a real doctor. Have you even had any real tests performed on you? Blood tests? Stool tests? Brain MRI?

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I fucking love that smartphone, i have a really good cam, even thermal vision, and a fucking god damn LASER. A FUCKING LASER!!!!

Its just perfect, it runs all the games, and its just nice to phone people or text mah girl in the middle of the night when her parents are not home.

And it never gets destroyed, specially cool when you are a young guy working a hard job. Need no case and nothing for your phone.

And if this great phone is too expensive, they also have a lot others, like the s41 a fucking 5000 ahm battery, or the s31.

Damn, i would have never imagined that a extrevator company makes such good smartphones.

I am actually impressed desu, they do something right.
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>>48307271

anon, you are confusing
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>>48307271
You suck at your meme job.... Sorry....
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>>48307271
I didn't even know caterpillar made phones what the fuck
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>>48307271
Please post this in
>>>/g/spg
they should see it

It does seem really cool and I was considering it.
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>>48307271
What the fuck would you know about a hard job you normie cunt?

Tell me I ain't a real adult yet. Tell me I ain't too old to shitpost yet. Tell me the average robot's older than me.

I'VE WASTED MY LIFE!
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>>48307989
brain chemistry aside your life is in the dumpster at that point
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>>48308066
yeah exactly. normal people go batshit insane with the NEET lifestyle, they try anything to find something to do.

if you've mentally adjusted to the NEET lifestyle you're already too far gone from society
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>>48308107
not him but I'm 25 next month and was a neet for two years as well. I feel like I was born to be like this because of being incompatible with the other kids at school and never having real friends and just being alone for so long. That's the thing that did it.

I don't want to play the game anymore and am fine with just laying down and dying. And at this age, why even bother? Adults don't have friends anyway and I don't want to live an isolating wageslave life. I think a couple months of fun and blowing my savings and then suicide is a better alternative to 60 more years of this nightmare.
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>23
>going to be 24 in 2 months

I can feel its cold embrace approaching, like a ghoulish fiend slowly, menacingly advancing towards me in the night.

It's too surreal, feels like I just turned 21 no more than a year ago. These pasts two years have been a FUCKING WASTE
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>>48307965
I've been working and going to school but still effectively being a NEET in spirit granted I never leave the house to do things socially.

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No.. it's all over now!
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he shot Richie then Richie got so scared of dying that he built a robot suit.




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