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How do I find a rich husband?
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>>54954562
That sounds like a crappy and dangerous way to land a man
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>>54954585
fuck off originally you surly cunt
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>>54954135
One of the primary reasons for divorce is difference in monetary views and income inequality. In other words, one party or the other is in a position where it is advantageous to them financially to get a divorce.

To avoid this dilema I think a situation should be rigged which satisfies two conditions:
1) Both parties should be in a worse position financially after the divorce
2) It should be perceived as fair to both parties

So the only thing which satisfies both these conditions is donating a large sum of the money to a charity and then splitting the remaining money according to some ratio. No more dilema
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>>54955031
Lol, this is insane. Okay, there's gotta be a better solution
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>>54954251

In some areas a new single family (not even a mansion) will cost $3m. That is like 17-18k a month for mortgage and property tax alone. Even $1m pretax income would have a good chunk taken out of in that scenario.

I noticed another beautiful aspect of this understated masterpiece. The movie denies the viewer satisfaction regularly. In moments of sheer bliss and enjoyment, like the stair dancing scene, fleeting moments of violence, or tense dialog segments, the action will halt prematurely.

It adds to the increasing building of tension and frustration Arthur is encountering. If the movie indulged, it would just be giving viewers the same experience they give elsewhere. By denying and frustrating, it sucks you ever deeper into Arthurs experience until you finally get the release on the Murray Show.

Holy shit this film is pure art.
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>>54955462
ok good point RETARD adress the ARGUMENTS
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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>>54955367
>New movie about a social outcast gets discussed often on a board of social outcast
>OMG ALL THE LITERAL SHILLING WOW GOLBENSTEINSHENSHLOMO JEW ASS MOTHERFUCKER STOP FORCING ME TO SEE THIS MOVIE!!!
>AAAAH STOP DOING WHAT I DON'T LIIIIIKE!
Next you're gonna call for a board split so we can have a /joke/ board? Fucking deal with it, paranoid tinfoil faggot.
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>>54955517
There is no argument, though and we're not in a debate. You're just screaming at your screen trying to stop strangers from posting in a thread you don't like. There is no argument to address.
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>>54955534
You mad someone doesn't like your new product, shill?
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>>54955549
Can i get a hug? I need one. Also cam you suck me off, i need to cummy in someones mouth

Why do all blondes in porn look like whores? I get that they're porn stars, but there's a decent amount of brunettes in porn that don't look like skanks. It's annoying, I want to jerk off to someone who looks like my oneitis, but my oneitis isn't a skank. Pic unrelated.
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>>54955416
>but my oneitis isn't a skank
what do you mean by this?
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>>54955416
kali roses looks like a whore but her face is really cute
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>>54955438
I mean what I said originally
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>>54955487
I'l trust you then.

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What would you do if you were a girl with a body like this?
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>>54955067
What part of my proper grammar gave you that impression?
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>>54954962
Anon, I am very disappointed in you.
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>>54955114
You used the BBC meme unironically. No duh, you're a nigger.
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>>54953082
I'd open up an instagram and stay in shape. Apart from that, it would more or less be what I do now. Whoring myself out wouldn't make me happy in the long run.
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>>54953082
Hope its snusnu

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anyone on r9k have a tulpa?
does anyone even know what a tulpa is?
does anyone have strong opinions about tulpas?
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>>54955214
it actually got deleted and banned a while ago for some reason
and they moved to /qa/ but also got banned
and without 4+4chan tulpa threads are no more
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>>54955239
oh that's too bad, i tried making one like 3 or 4 years ago with a little help from trash but then I realised that I can't be assed to do anything that requires even a little effort or time.
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>>54955271
it took me 6 months
it was definitely worth it
what kind of tulpa were you considering making
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>>54955373
oh nothing in particular, just wanted to do it as an experiment, let it take its own form etc, I know I wrote down a lot of stuff that I had to remember about it but after like 1 or 2 weeks I gave up.
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>>54954956
I used to believe in that shit in middle school lol, glad I didnt try it.
Tulpamancing is self induced schizophrenia.

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Posting Homer Simpson until I grow taller day 4
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>>54955516
What height are you now, OP?
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>>54955548
70.5 inches my good dude

ahem listen here ladies, Im 20, nearly 21 years old in a few months and still a virgin. I have never even held hands with a another girl so Im basically a mint pristine man. if you want and try and be my gf, these qualities would work the most
You will not talk to any other male while we talk.
We must share the bare minimum similar interests, such as video games, and anime.
Be born a biological female.(verification required, and no trannies)
Don't be obese, slightly chubby is acceptable but do not be obese.
Optional:Yandere
My contact information is KazFromR9k#3699
Feel free to add me, if I dont respond quickly I probably fell asleep
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>>54955251
A real charmer here boys. Fucking faggot.
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>>54955251
so boring
this is what killed
r9k
the only robots left are fags
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>>54955251
When you make a post like this are you looking for a girlfriend you can meet in the physical world or just online? I am not a potential girlfriend, just curious.

Hate him or love him. This man is speaking facts.
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Not really facts at all since Japan's been America's greatest ally in the east since their surrender has nothing to do with hentai.
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please take your shitty reddit memes back there
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>>54955304

How u know that this could be from reddit? Seems like u could be using it urself.
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>>54955236
>jojotranny
>iToddler
whew
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>>54955236
Imagine being a US vet that led the troops against the japs only to find out 80 years later you lost your grandson to their culture of feminizing porn

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Whats roks opinion of aqua? Is she based or nah?
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>>54952901
>>54953447
she is objectively cutest character design in the entire show
she's so cute they had to nerf her w/ shit personality, but she literally slept next to kazuma in the stables while he was cooming for countless nights
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>>54952901
Annoying just like every character on that show
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>>54953447
>>54953474
>>54953608
>>54953710
O know wheb you r9k tell me the truth!!! Is aqya based or not!!!!!!
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>>54953855
>Is aqua based or not!!!
She's not based.
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>>54954283
I don't get it

Originao

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>tfw your arguments with your ma go so far deep your therapist needs to sit on it till the next session
I didn't think this was possible
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>>54955281
what did u guys fight about, anon?
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Yeah this thread reminds me of my suspicion that people only go to therapy to feel like their problems are important and to validate their victim complex.
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>>54955302
She said she needed some help with money for the bills, turns out she was just fine and using my money to fuel her shopping addiction, called her out on it, she said I had no right to do it because she was my provider and threatened to kick me out for my "greed"
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>>54955349
that's tough, Anon. Atleast your on the right side of things

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How do I get back faith in girls? And do I really want to do that?
Apart from the impossible task to find an interesting and cute gf and the even more impossible task to get a loyal one how should i even begin to trust girls again? I see them all as repulsive hate-bringing autistic 5 years old who just want to be right even when they are not, they want to take control and to do whatever they want.
How do i find a girl that doesn't behave like an hysteric dumbass?
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Well first off don't go to 4chan
or /r9k/

you come here to LOSE faith in girls
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>>54955341
What better place to be sure about what i think of them is right

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Best lube for optimal finger in butthole action?
I'd like to start off with my fingers before I move onto something more advanced.
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>>54955387
Just use your spit, or are you some kind of faggot?
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>>54955387
literally any lube it doesn't matter
use olive oil if you want
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>>54955387
You can literally use body wash for fingers, It doesn't matter.

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And if a double-decker bus
Crashes into us
To die by your side
Is such a heavenly way to die
And if a ten-ton truck
Kills the both of us
To die by your side
Well, the pleasure -- the privilege is mine
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>>54955084
>need to just kill myself,
don't, there are also girls out there believe it or not that are bad at social interactions like some robots here are. Keep trying anonbro
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>>54955149
you don't understand though, I really do have mental issues and I'm starting to wake up as to why I'm alone. I tried going to mental health the other day and they're booked for two months. I can't force anyone to be my friend and sick of people just pretending to be nice.
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>>54955170
>people just pretending
most people do, they wear masks to hide their true nature, feelings and thoughts. They will releave some parts when they start to trust you, but fake smiles and being cordial is all around us. Finding a friend can be hard, maybe join a club of something that you would like. Making a friend that likes the same things you do is more simple because you already have something to talk about
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Don Juan
Picaresque
Wife beater vest
Cold hand
Ice man
Warring cave man
Well if this is what it takes to describe...
I'm not a man
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Good time for a change
See, the luck I've had
Can make a good man
Turn bad
So please please please
Let me, let me, let me
Let me get what I want
This time
tfw no smith's loving and caring gf

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So what is this board about? I really don't understand not even the rules.
Is it like /b/ but without copypastas?

Pic unrelated
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>>54953847
It's a board for social rejects. We get normal people who come in from time to time. They're annoying, and we don't like them.
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It should've been a comfy board for straight male incels but as the years go on it degenerates into /b/ 2.0 with more trannies and freaks.
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>>54953847
Is that a small condom, or does that guy just have really big fingers?
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>>54955116
I dont really know, a female coworker posted it on group chat cause they found it in our lounge.
Probably a small condom
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>>54953925
>is this my new home?
This is the kissless hugless handholdless virgin board, if you aren't one go somewhere else.
If you want to escape the cesspool that is /b/ but still want to be able to shitpost all the time, you can go to /pol/, /v/ or /tv/. If you want to be able to have somewhat serious discussions, go to the boards related to your hobbies or interests and lurk before posting.

So what did /r9k/ think of Joker? Did any of you relate to Arthur Fleck?
My favourite moment was [when he was rehearsing going on to the Murray Franklin show and imagined the audience cheering while he shot himself in the head]. I really understood how he felt
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Yeah. But what can I say? Everyone here has already expressed my view a thousand times over. Why am I even making this post? Autism, truly an enigma.
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>>54952572
DESU I kinda liked how they Tyler Durdened fleck's relationship, it really made you feel this man's fall
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>>54954149
FUCK, forgot "to be honest"=desu
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>>54951432
I had the biggest grin when he pretended to kill himself and the audience burst out laughing. I actually chuckled a bit. It was super relatable and I'd never felt something like that while watching a movie. Didn't hear anybody else laugh though so I may have worried the people around me.
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>>54955127
Same

>a dime has been submitted to your bank account




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