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Are Bert and Ernie people? They're puppets but they look human. They don't have fur, I'm pretty sure they're not monsters. The Count doesn't have fur and looks human. Is the count a vampire?
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they cant be puppets though they have legs
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Bert certainly is. I'm more like Ernie desu.
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Can someone post the pic of Bert and Ernie fuging the loli? I lost it long ago
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>>40480095
Are we all in agreement that Bert is definitely top

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2js063a1Suk


when will you guys learn to settle for less and find a 5/10 gf? Originally
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white boys are better off transitioning to white girls
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>>40479772
When will robots learn that their looksmatch isn't a 5/10?
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I was right, you cum swallowers are going to post this shit ad infinitum. Reminder that this is a 4 year old video.
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>>40479738

I hate these bitches the most. She is beneath probably 80% of the dudes on /r9k/ but the thought of dating even the best looking of us revolts her. Staceys are much more tolerable.
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well maybe she should settle for less

>not even womanlets like manlets
there's no god
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>>40471086
Fpbp

But dontr try to reason with this triggeree incels
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>>40480086
Oh yeah, those nu-male faggot German men with black dildos hanging out their asses definitely are against open borders. Deal with it, German women are for everyone. Any non-German that walks into German wipes their dick in a German girls pussy. It's basically a courtesy gift from the German government.
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I want to try some 1inch lifts but I don't want anyone in my house seeing me ordering them originally
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>>40480132
t. someone whose never been to germany or outside his basement and has all his knowledge about germany and its women from /pol/
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>>40480213
t. someone that's lying to himself and this thread

Anime has gone too far.

These are unironic
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>>40477601
>starts off kind of silly
>american voices
>realizes its just an ad for spic town (Los angeles)
>the lady is probably a mixed jap
>awful music

I really hope this doesn't become a trend. The United Stools of Amerishart once again fails to properly emulate the superior Japanese product.
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cringe festival
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>>40477601
It's okay for a woman to block a seat with her bag or sit across it.
But for me a male who obviously can't squish my testicles together without experiencing pain has to spread my legs to let them freely hang is wrong.
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>>40477601
Los Angeles has a lot of Nips i'm not surprised I always see old hags on the metro
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>>40477601
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>>40478510
SK-Chan is super cute tho

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I can't do it anymore..
All these years of torment and chaos has led to this. Nothing goes my way, and hasn't for ages. I don't want to live anymore..
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>>40480128
Same, but i don't have the courage to do it. Welcome to the slow and painful process of barely scraping by on a slow descent to rock bottom in the long queue for the weeds to take you. Enjoy the ride, all I'll say to you is "it's only after we've lost everything that we're free to do anything". Fuck the world till that bitch bust nuts, anon
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>>40480128
You want the inner pain gone and a moment of mental peace anon. Not death. Pick up an instrument. It will make you focus on it, and it will sing back to you as you sing to it. Your awkward chorus between the two of you eventually becoming a presence of harmonious sound and beauty.

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>tell psychiatrist I have no energy, no motivation, no concentration, and no focus
>her solution is to give me antidepressants that will lower my energy, motivation, concentration, and focus
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>>40479377
there's no escape

SSRI's/SNRI's/other serotonergics don't work
benzos/other recreational drugs will work in the short term, but will fuck you up in the long term
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>>40479428
That is true.

t. Alcoholic/heroin addict
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Slightly unrelated, but I've found a box of 150mg "Venlafaxine" at home, prescribed for my sister but she stopped taking them. I always wanted to take some psycho pills and look if it improves my general depressed state. Can I just pop them for a week or two and stop anytime?
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>>40479377
I guess the best solution is actually growing some balls. Second best solution might be weed, idk
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>>40479677
Venlafaxine give you some well being and anxiety relief for the day, but withdrawal after long time consumption gives you the rekt

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IQ shouldn't matter any more, right? Because we ultimately want success.
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1/3rds of successful people are not conscientious

2/3rds are conscientious

the rest are not successful
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>>40480137
man what a dumb post I made

i wonder why I even try sometimes
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>>40480204
No, morality is desirable. It's just that we all heard the bit about IQ being a strong predictor of success and I assume the definition of success will be stretched as far as it can go. So dumb people are probably going to be less moral, less fit, etc.

That's actually a good point. If you are a nice person (hence, successful), IQ shouldn't matter.

If some malevolent force all of a sudden threatened half of the autists, faggots, and high school children on the board, would we weaponize our autism?

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women have ugly hands
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>>40479469
you have no idea how much I hate them, I would never take a picture of them and post them only to only be insulted
but they are big and not feminine, just not attractive
I just wanted to know if I had a chance with this guy
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>>40479539
>big wide feet perfect for footjobs
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>>40479213
>fingernail polish
Truly patrician taste Anon
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>>40478265
Is this bad? Usually it's the other way around.
t. manlet with really small girly hands
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>>40479605
finally someone else gets it
>red nail polish and those roman sandals

>tfw no aesthetic qt bf/gf

steamcommunity.com/id/JGG3/

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ITT we post pictures of school shootings, anime or IRL.
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>>40480158
I will start with this simple one of a toastie getting btfo
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This is bad for you. Watch happy stuff instead
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>>40480158
this is the only school shooting related image I have currently
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these people are so badly drawn

you'd think more top tier artists would make school shooting porn

>It's about Kate Winslet (White Woman) who falls in love with Idris Elba (Black Man). They encounter a beta stranger (White Man) who is so bitter, he wants to kill the BBC.
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The age of the white man is over. It's time for you guys to accept this.
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>>40479471
>he thinks Jews are actually spending millions making such movies

Its a scheme, they say they send 10 million making a movie that only cost 5mil. They pocket the difference.
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>>40480064
Here, here.

We give them our anime waifus and they give us their white women.
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>>40480064
Oh man, the revenge is going to be brutal.

I saw an attractive white country girl walking into this movie theatre, don't think I'll forget that. I was seeing Blade Runner, IF YOU THOUGHT ABOUT ASKING. OF COURSE I WAS WATCHING BLADE RUNNER R9K ROBO MOVIE OF THE YEAR.

Hmmm what else was I going to say. Oh yeah, That gunslinger movie Dark Tower is even a bigger disgrace. That's all they have, total disgrace.
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>>40479424
>>40479747

Have you guys seen this one? I saw it on Netflix last year. Not sure if it's still on there.

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Robots, can you guys describe why you are the way you are? I've been coming here for about six years now, and while I'm an unemployed shut-in, I would still be considered a "normie" because I'm not a virgin, I have some friends I see very occasionally, etc.

So I just sort of assumed that you guys were just lacking self-confidence. However, I'm starting to see that a lot of you guys are genuinely just incapable of forming relationships or sticking up for yourselves.

I guess I'm asking is, what goes through your heads? Why do you believe you have such little worth? I have my own share of insecurities (dicklet, wristlet, etc) but I still feel like I'm interesting enough to talk to.

Why are you you, robots?
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>>40478596
If you have ever had anyone give or reciprocate any sort of love at all, but have a shit life, you are a <failed normie>.
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people just don't like me. it took me a while to realize how much they just don't like me. i used to be somewhat normal and happy just living my life, but i'd get mocked for just being alive. years of that shit led to me being quiet, miserable, and anxious, and i'd also get mocked for that as well.

it doesn't matter how i act, it's the way i look. i guess i look like a person that deserves to be laughed at.
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>>40480117
You really doesn't sounds like the person "everybody" dislike in you.
I hope you'll find good friends
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>>40479996
Jesus, man.

I hope you get better and find people that love you unconditionally.
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>>40478596
because being autistic is having your social life immediately set to hard mode

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>mom keeps remarking about my eating habits even though I fucking told her it's my cheat week

fuck off bitch
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I'm out of my fucking MIND oh my dear lord.
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>>40479694
fuck off foodlet, I'd wreck your twink ass
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>>40479645
HERE FATTY FATTY FATTY
WHOSE A BIG OL FATTY
WANT SOME MCDONALDS LARDO
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>>40480056
stfu, I'd beat your fucking ass
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>>40479645
>cheat WEEK

no wonder you are fucking fat yo nasty sack of human trash

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I would honestly rather get paid whatever the neetbux rate is in the UK than work 40 hours a week and earn 6 figures. You don't even have time to spend the money on things to enjoy. 2 days of freedom a week, how could anyone live their lives like this?
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>>40480179
>40 hours a week and earn 6 figures
No one working 40 hours a week earns six figures lol.
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>>40480179
yea but if you're an unemployed loser you can't participate in society at all. Women will screen you out easily. if you're a redpilled six fig maker then you can leverage your money in all sorts of ways. you can make investments to get richer etc.

getting paid the bare minimum to sit around and do nothing is a death sentence


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