Why yes, relationship and opposite sex and fetish sad indeed, fellow r9kedditers. Let that sink in."You know... most people just leave social media when they are done with it." Are you kidding? I will continue to mock you all until the end of time. Make your peace, because my time is now, your time is up my time is now! You can't see me! My time is now!
IT"S THE FRANCHISE BOY I'M SHINING NOWYOU CAN'T SEE MEMY TIME IS NOW!That reminds me of those moonshot stop motion videos https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xKSpn1BfIrk
>>83525427I used to think people intentionally posted like this.Then a friend started sending me similar messages after falling down the stairs and hitting his head, so now I understand it's brain damage.
>>83525579I don't think r9k is mentally ill if that's what you're saying. Everything they talk about is pretty normal which is the creepy thing. Then again you could argue maybe humans are just mentally ill naturally, seems like it. You can't get "God cursed me with being brown. I am now only attracted to white women." without something traumatic infecting your mind.And now as Justin Martyr says, the body is the house of the soul and the soul is the house of the spirit, that's why you can have multiple spirits, and which spirits are infecting even these? I lay that question humbling in all hands.
Now let that sink in.
Hi fellow robots,I'm a mid-20s handsome khhv guy from yurop, and after 2 years of attempting edating on soc, duo and discord, I'm calling it quitsThis shit just locks you in place, addicted to validation loops and fake relationships that always collapse before even a whiff of carrying onto IRL, escapism in its truest formAll girls online, especially the kind you'd actually want to be with, have options, and the power asymmetry with the average robot makes anything resembling a relationship of equals impossibleYou're going to be there at her beck and call every day. If you don't, she'll talk to someone else. If you do, she'll still end up talking to someone else, it will just waste 6 months worth of your time first, wrecking your sleep schedule tooI've wasted days, weeks and months talking to hundreds of girls that all ultimately ghosted me, and this is a sort of graduation post to hammer the point homeYes, I had a connection with many of them, yes I did fall in love, but never did I get the feeling that there was emotional reciprocity that actually made me feel loved by themI personally know a lot of guys that edating worked for, some who even got married and had kids out of it, but the difference was they had lives, emotional stability and most importantly, maturityI'm capable of approaching women IRL too, it just sucks getting ghosted after getting their contact, but I can definitely get better at it with practiceTo ground myself, to progress in my life, to stop being indoor so much doing nothing even though I have a job and limited time left in my 20s, I'm moving on from edating, and leaving it behind in the year 2025I will become a more stable, active, mature and courageous man; and I will meet women IRL instead of torturing myself this way. At least IRL, rejections come fast and you better yourself along the wayWe're all here forever, but I'm going away for some time. I wish you luck robots, and a great 2026
>>83525446You're not a robot, fuck off
>>83525446>hello fellow robots>i have edated hundreds of women
>>83525446>took him over 2 years to figure out that /soc/ and d*scord women are garbageSugoi>is a KHHV trying to pick up /soc/whores, still calls himself handsomeMotto sugoi
>>83525446> handsome>capable of approaching women IRL> I will met women IRL
Last time I used the library IP (which is the same for every library in Edmonton) the IP was banned because someone posted cringe I guess. Or they didn't post cringe, bevause I guess 4chan is the definition of cringe, I mean let me just randomly pick a thread here..."how can i remember what my potty training was like"See.But either way, don't post cringe on the public IPs, I'll lose subscriber by the minute. I'm cringing in all shapes and sizes. "Well I didn't know I was posting cringe." I suppose that's true, sometimes you don't know when you're posting cringe. I'm a rare cringe poster, it happens sometimes because it's inevitable.But the point I wanted to make was that it was weird the idea someone else in this city was posting generic anime erp stuff, which is what the post was.
And heck, you think I don't know that? I'm not trying to get killed by some CIA headteam here I'm not gonna release stuff that isn't already out but I mean... the last weeb I met, the last person of my tribe it was about 6 or 7 years ago, and I'm sure he's been beaten out of it, and that's fine I don't care I want it.During my trip today to /bant/ I met many poor anime posters, and I found upon inquiry that they did not know who ruled /bant/ they simply said, Some god ruled it. If the knowledge of these poor anime posters is so limited, then I who am infinitely lesser in respect to God, than they to their ruler, may not be surprised if I do not realise I am in the presence of God the King of kings.Nevertheless I do feel as the poor anime posters felt, that their is orderliness in the universe, there is an unalterable law governing everything that exists and lives, it is not a blind law, for no blind law can govern the conduct of living beings, the only question is is this power benevolent or is it melevolent, I see it as purely benevolvent, for in the midst of death, life persists, in the midst of untrue, truth persists, in the midst of darkness, light persists, henceforth I percieve that God is light true life, he is love, but he is no God who mearly satisfies the senses, God to be God must reveal himself in ways beyond the five sense, for we know that the five senses can be and often are deceived. Where there is realisation outside the senses, it is infallible.I may not deny the law, or the law maker, because I know so little about it or him. NEvertheless just as my denial or ignornace of an earthly ruler will avil me nothing, even so my denial of God and his law will not liberate me from its operation.
I'm actually just testing more IP and bump stuff, I like to... yeah about an hour left.You've seen my Ghandi... that's not a Ligma... well maybe it is, would you like to see my Ghandis? But I can also do some MEEEEAAN Shakespeare, just watch.
If any man has not the STOMACH to this fight.... let him depart. His PASSPORT shall be made, and money put into his coin purse, we would not die with that man who fears to die with us.This is the Eve of Saint Crispian. He who outlives this day yearly on the vigil will strip his sleeves and say "These wounds had I when I fought in France." And all his glories will be remember'd, we... we happy few. We band of brothers!Dude, cast me up right now. I'm ready.
I'm going blind. I did the amsler grid test and my left eye has waves going through the grid pattern. I'm fucked.
What's your favorite invertebrate phylum? I personally like echinoderms a lot.
>>83522815Easy answer https://youtu.be/hcYuj2Mg4RA?si=gt-7IzWUZ2Zb4xHg
>>83522815Arthropoda absolutely fucking clears.
>>83522815Arthropoda, chordata comes in a second close since it's everything else, but you really can't compete with the sheer power and variety of the arthropods
>>83522815Leeches and worms are cuties so i have to go with Annelida. I'd say Arthropoda too but i'm not counting them, they're a special case.
>>83523769They're not aquatic but jumping spiders are pretty big nerds as well, especially the portia ones. So don't count arthropods out just yet.
Do men really need Disney stickers to take care of their kids?
>>83524925You're a man. Why don't you ask yourself?
>>83524925No this is staged crap for facebook likes from boomers.
>>83524925>beat the shit out of your cunt wife>reward: no obnoxious chartsstickers collected: ****************************************
>>83524946maybe the chart is staged for clicks but marriage is very much like this for a man who married a woman who considers herself "equal"
>>83524925the most Reddit marriage of all time
Imagining a post-mortem punishment is literally the ultimate delusion. The transcendent realm is gone, it vanished when God fragmented His essence into this world just to stop existing. There is no judge left to send you anywhere because the deity is dead and His death is your life. You're already in hell right now, that torment of heart and the pain of existence is the sentence, and you've already served it just by being born. Death isn't a transition to a new state of being. It's nihil negativum, absolute annihilation. There's no "you" left to feel pain, and no place left to put you. Unless you've already procreated and resurrected your essence into a kid to keep the cycle going, killing yourself is just hitting the off-switch on the cosmic ship. No sea monsters, no magic porters, just the guaranteed advantage of a dreamless, eternal rest. The universe is moving from being to non-being anyway, you're just getting to the finish line early.
When I was a kid I got expelled from our local church because I was too autistic to be susceptible to emotional blackmail.
Define your terms and cite your claims. I didn't read the same reddit posts as you.
>>83525257we all got theory of mind bro
bullied off /lit/?
how can i remember what my potty training was like
>>83525253Must have been really good or really bad
Well, is it?
>>83524895Yes being a black girl is a red flag, complete no go territory.
Nope. They're probably our best posters.
>>83524895what a babe. i'm in love
>>83524895If anything that's a green flag. Firstly, 4chan isn't just /pol/ so she could have been lurking some innocent board like /po/ or /an/. Secondly, being able to not take everything seriously is healthy attitude, especially on the itnernet when most stuff you encounter is inconsequential, and sign she isn't some narcissistic snowflake.
>>83525018Youre reaching buddy
>next door neighbour knocks on the door>no one else in so i have to answer it>he sees me in my pajamas and with greasy hairFUCK anons im so embarrassed im such a fucking SLOB
>>83524992>im such a fucking SLOBWe know
Don't you have real problems in your life? Fucking hell.
>>83524992Talking like we gaf or smth
>>83524992Why would you be embarrassed? I feel great knowing I had a comfy day
>>83524992baldcels keep winning
idk why they are doing this its not like they are attracted to real chuds so who is their target audience
>>83525428>who is their target audienceother normalfags who think the chudjak meme is funny
Which is the better life?
>>83523612>WHY IS EVERYTHING ONLINE!!?? GIVE ME A FUCKING PEICE OF PAPER!!ABecause it's soon to be 2026, my guy. Get with the program.
>>83523626>In the US from what I hear, you can get fired for not showing up to work because you're sick.That is only the case if it is a constant thing. If you show up with a doctor's note by law they can't fire you. Also the people complaining about America not having benefits work shitty, entry-level retail/service industry jobs. If you have a real, grown up job we get the same benefits that you Euros brag about and then some. It's called don't get a worthless degree and be a barista at Starbucks.
>>83523695>Better to be a 120 IQ burger flipper than dependent on the state for handoutsThere's no real difference. Wagies are at the bottom of the totem pole of workers. The corpos they work for care about them as much as the government cares about them; ie not at all. Though it's usually easier for a company to fire you than for the government to take your bennies. Instead, Mr. 120 IQ should use all that brain power to acquire a valuable skillset and get a real job.
I don't know which is better, but I know I need to work in order to survive LOLIf I don't go to work I'll fucking STARVE LMAOROFL EVENMy parents are dead and/or dying and I'm not a cool bohemian with a million friends to couch surf and mooch off of, so if I don't work I'll have to commit suicide or allow myself to die a slow, painful death of preventable causes, because I can't afford basic medical treatment. I wish real life was like Kenshi, where you can still make it even as a quadriplegic, but alas...
here's my experience>unemployed-read books everyday-program and work on my cool fulfilling projects everyday-play vidya everyday-can focus on my diet and cook all my meals-have time to workout-8 hours of deep sleep-enough time to hang out with my gaming buddies and play vidya-no stress so enjoy things way more-no money means i make my dad spend a little more on groceries I GUESS>employed (2 months)-company scams and treats me like shitComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
Any anons have advice for getting over a girl I don't have a chance with? She's 10 years my senior and lesbian. I'm a dude. I don't know why I can't stop thinking about her. pic unrelated
>>83523531i should greatly clarify too that i came from the same situation as you but have worked myself out of it i would say about 60 - 65% or so so i get by just fine everywhere but there are still kinks in my entire chain which is that remaining 40% so i'm no present master at where you maybe want to get some day but i know exactly where you maybe are right now or maybe whenever your worst was, i know what it was like because i started at 0% too but i hilariously one day just decided that i wanted at least a foundation to carry with me since i did/do still want to experience parts of the world
>>83523379>Probably gonna have to just leave her alone for the time being and see if I can reconnect with her in the future. I still care about her. She's a really cool person.I totally feel you on this one, sometime you meet a woman that ticks all your boxes and can appreciate despite all her flaws, weird habits and all, so you try to get closer and eventually ask her out but she doesn't reciprocate.It time you accept it but you can't move past her cause she's just that cool and special to you, you cant let go cause you don't and can't know if you will ever meet someone like this. So you care and keep caring cause these kind of relationship feels are way too precious to throw away.I'm sorry, friend, but I can't help you because I'm myself stuck in this pit of hell.I would tell you if I knew but I don't, again, sincerely sorry.
>>83523890It just sucks how she doesn't really answer DMs. Like I just know her and I would be having some deep as fuck convos if she did. Apparently she gets inundated with DMs from a lot of retards from servers she's in who want to talk to her. I dunno why she doesn't just block these people or leave these fuckass servers.
>>83524467There's no subject of interest you can share together, like some music genre you both like or a movie or series you watch?But yeh if she decides to be unavailable, she might be extremely cold with those who try to reach.
>>83523212That's pretty weird, I can't imagine an old lesbian is very attractive
Coming up, I was confused, my mommy kissing a girlConfusion occurs coming up in the cold world
Could you fall in love with a 5'5 adult male, femanon?
>>83525179Very sad, I hope you're having a nice life
>>83525212>no, why?Just curious. It's rare to find someone who play a sport in this board.
>>83525243thank you :)>>83525265i'm just unathletic and not social enough for them
>>83525277>i'm just unathletic and not social enough for themGood thing I'm a foreigner because I could just pretend I didn't understand what they were saying :) Maybe you should try feigning a foreign accent. >"I don't speak good English, cyka blyat rush b"
>>83524319I would for sure
