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OK GUYS
FUCKING ENOUGH
why threads about genuine robots in misery, pain or extreme indifferency get hardly any replies
but
threads about FUCKING SEXUAL ACTIVITY, TRAPS, HOMOSEXUALITY, FEMBOTS, NIGGER PORN ARE FUCKING THRIVING WITH DOZENS OF REPLIES
WHAT THE FUCK
ITS NOT FUCKING /SOC ITS NOT FUCKING REDDIT
i would like to rmeind you that this board is for purposes of discussing state of human soul.
Dissociation, neet limbo, lost spirituality, various dissorders, poverty - these are some of many allowed topics
Robot is someone socially inept, unable to express himself freely. His internal life is usually rich or used to be rich - pain or wasted potential numbed it to extreme. Robot is a mere shell when interacting with others, but there are many layers of humanity stored deep down inside him. But they are unnoticed by society. He is neglected. His bitterns is a mask, his anger is his shield. His disdain for opposite sex (females are welcome unless they start acting too much)? a cry for help.
board where rare moments of ascension to normiehood expressed by few robots are welcomed with hate... mixed with envy and proudness. Passion.
SO FUCK YOU FUCKING RETARDS FOR INFESTING THIS BOARD WITH THESE GARBAGE THREADS
THEY ARE GARBAGE THAT DOESNT CONCERN THE CORE AUDIENCE
I DONT GIVE A SHIT ABOUT YOUR CUNNILINGUSES, NIGGERS AND OTHER FETISHES.
FUCK OFF!!!!! DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE!!!!
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>>49258290
>I'm going to be 26 in two weeks, got myself a gf after suffering through 25 years of being alone,

I'm older than you but still a kissless virgin living in my childhood bedroom.
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>>49252469
The mods are thinking with their dicks, clearly.
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>>49258493
Yeah the 30 year old threads are really concerning. You can tell the posters in them feel out of place here too.
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>>49258557
Are the 30 year olds the real robots then? The truly hopeless ones that never made it?
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>>49258593
Sad to break it to you, but a good chunk of them are all for the trap threads and fetishize the much younger boys trolling them into thinking they're coming to be their basement sex slaves.

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When did you finally realize that you were ugly? & how have you coped with that fact?
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>>49257234
You could do the jogging thing. Just try to strike up a conversation with the people there (like how long since they are doing it, why did they start to do it, etc.). Try it man, it's better than being alone.
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>>49255735
>When did you finally realize that you were ugly?
When I lost weight and realized I still look like shit. I always thought of myself as not so good looking
>how have you coped with that fact?
Hating women together with my incel friend and smoking weed with him
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>>49255735
Everyone said it Young
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>>49256740
>Where having them instantly delay response times or outright block you after seeing your picture is a good indicator of ones looks
Ouch... too close home anon :(
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Not yet, just waiting for the pivotal meltdown.

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I've decided that I have no need for a gf. Anyone know any good dating sims?
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>>49257972
-Only the best one
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>>49257972
Katana shoujo
If I'm not mistaken it's created by some 4chan users back in the day. Other than that it's free so yea
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>>49258570
>Tfw too mentally unstable to play KS
>Uninstalled with bitter gratification because Rin was being a bitch
>Muh distant artist
FORGET OUR MEMORIES
FORGET OUR POSSIBILITIES

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>be me helping my uncle, jack, off a horse
>feels nice
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>>49258336
owo daddy fuck me unconcious

>you have been muted for 2 seconds for being unoriginal
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>>49258336
How did it felt having a sexual experience?
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DID YOU TWO GUYS FUCK THE HORSE AFTERWARDS? YOU SHOULD HAVE FUCKED THE HORSE IF YOU DIDN'T!
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>>49258336
Horse cock is delicious.
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>>49258528
Horse cock is dangerous.

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I'm getting bored watching Facial Abuse porn and the like. Where can I find more hardcore porn? I want it to be as humiliating as possible.
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>>49257712
how is that a problem, facial abuse, kink dot com bound ganbangs, shit tons of other do that, there is non stop teenage gangbang porn the internet over
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>>49257803
Problem is that they often regret it/look like they are about to cry.
I don't want that.
I want a girl that finds bliss in being treated like an absolute used up cum rag, a toilet paper for black men, one that has not even zero, but negative respect for herself, but not some trashy whore. It has to be a woman with status, talent and some intelligence. You could say that i basically get off to the fall of those girls, who could have amazing careers and are way better than most people out there but throw it all away because the idea of some dirty black thug sitting on her face seemed hot and do it on their own volition. I guess this is pretty specific and not everyone understands that but this is basically the biggest fetish for me.
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this is the same reason I like those degradation doujins and hentai
have a bump anonski
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Dick drainers is pretty good.
The nig makes these whores throw up on his cock multiple times and slaps the shit out of them.
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>>49257712
>>49257898

Are you me? We have literally the same taste

Here is a tip: search for blackcrackaddicts on various porn sites, torrent sites.

You will have the best of innocent white girls licking black ass for 75 dollars.

The best one is a girl called charli fire/lucy fire. Enjoy.

>Masturbating to traps is a sin, brother anon.
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Who sent you? WHO?!
I'll kill that bastard!
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>>49257774
Thank you sister anon, but its no nut November, so I wasn't doing it anyways.
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>>49257774
I fully agree, sister.
Now let us check if you stayed with the precepts and kept your neither regions pure and clean of the devils hair, like our maker intended the innocent to be.
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>>49257774
do you think if i die a virgin, i'll be able to marry a qt nun from the middle ages or something when i get to heaven?
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>>49258057
Originally and probably not.

Comic book dorks and capeshit bugmen not welcome ITT
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>>49258131
Original redditors, if anything.

>>49258284
Not salty, just happy.
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>>49258131
this is true. comic books and superhero stuff was for nerdy autists but now redditors have stolen it. they probably only know Stan Lee as that "Spiderman guy " because of the movies
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>>49258085
I don't see any reason to hate this guy. I think it's incredibly stupid how distraught people are over his death, though. He was fucking 95. Did normalfags think he was going to live forever?
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Orisjdb
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>>49258085
Normie "geeks" and "gamer girls" are seething. This is a blessed day.

Rest in peace Stan Lee
you will be missed, but we will remember you by the joy you brought us through your creation
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>>49258527
my favourite was marvels take on DC Batman

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I'm addicted to information.

Not even the kind that might pull me out of near-poverty.
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>>49256320
>Go to bookstore
>Buy three books
>Next day
>Go to bookstore
>Buy three books
>Read none of them
My backlog is so massive I'm just overwhelmed and just do nothing. H-how do I stop this. I have interest in fucking everything.
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>>49256320

What if you had a way to access literal "forbidden" information, would you want it? What if the cost was your sanity?
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>>49258099
>Welcome, Dovaakin
>We will now teach you to command the Voice..
>WULD... NAH. KEST!
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>>49258124
>H-how do I stop this.
I'd like to know too. I have 1000 tabs of various subjects and it keeps growing; as it is I'm never going to go back to much of it.
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i know that feel. i'm a proud dilettante and pseudo intellectual. my knowledge base is a ocean wide and a puddle deep.

i hate it. i wish i could be one of those autists that knows the inns and outs of one specific subect backwards and forwards instead of this.

>Be born small after troubled pregnancy
>Spend childhood idolising big men (constantly looking through bodybuilding magazines, favorite superhero was the Hulk, first thing I ever jacked off to was Schwarzenegger's Encyclopedia of Bodybuilding)
>Middle school: too short to even be properly bullied; just simply not taken seriously; try to work out, but simply too underdeveloped for it to go anywhere
>High school: starting to get nervous; just barely pass some of my female friends; realize how far behind I am trying to play sports with my 6' friends
>Desperately begin eating everything in sight, working out, hoping to trigger a growth spurt
>Top out at 5'7"
>Watch college friends who are my height suddenly grow
>28 now
>Still short
>Spent years trying to compensate by bulking up
>Hit 250lbs once but immediately became sick and lost 60 lbs in 4 months
>No one takes me seriously
>Can't find companionship
>People who were dumber than me got more opportunities to grow and are now successful doing things I can't even grasp the basics of
>Work at Best Buy

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>be me
>recently looked at a bunch of "master hacker" memes
>at school
>walk out of a classroom, assume I'm alone
>instinctively say "I'm in, boys"
>Like a meter away some teacher who I really respect starts laughing at me
>am I disabled?
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>>49258424
>walk out
>I'm in
yeah

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I'll have one short boyfriend please
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Okay. Where will I be shipping myself?
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>>49258399
Shouldn't be too difficult, tranny
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>I'll have one short boy-
*BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG*
Target neutralized.

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Let it all out, lads. Let it all out.
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>>49257255
I want to fucking burn the world and laugh. These fucking sickening people and the shit I have to go through. IM DONE WITH THIS SHIT. FUCK ALL OF YOU AND SEE YOU ALL IN HELL. GET FUCKING KICKED OUT OF SCHOOL FOR EDGY JOKE. BURN. I WANT PEOPLE TO EVAPORATE LIKE THE JAPANESE IN 1945.
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>>49257255
>realized my 3 only friends were using me and trying to make me feel like shit
>get rid of all 3 of them so now i'm happy from not being manipulated but starting to feel the effects of complete isolation
>don't even find anime or any of my hobbies fulfilling anymore
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I just want to follow up my plans, create a schedule and act upon it. Instead I'm stuck in the same cycle of regret and misery. Will someone save me please.
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>>49258030
Online friends or irl friends, anon?
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>>49257939
Dafuq you say nigga! Being born from japan is the fucking best. You live in a first world country, everyone works hard to beat the competence, an old man in a company is more important than a young one, anime is just everywhere, your streets are clean there's just order. Japan is so fuckig beautiful!

Even you can go cracking some cold ones with your coworkers and that's just Buisness!

I'm from Mexico and let me tell you things here are getting quite bad here. Streets are always dirty, most of people is ignorant in general topics, just the turist areas are beautiful, and some other shits.

Please, appreciate where you're from, because you have literally everything. In Mexico you gotta work hard if you want to eat taquitos everyday

Also, is it true that the age of consent in japan is 13? Because that's some pedophile shit

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>tfw no happie days
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have you tried roleplaying with another person and genuienly immerding yourself? happiest I've ever felt in years. cyoa's are the best
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>>49258401
ill try this, thanks anon

origami
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>>49258401
>have you tried rolepl-.:
BANG

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