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>shes doing better in her exams than you
>shes got more friends than you
>shes more politically active than you
>shes the prettiest girl in school
>she used to hang out with the guys that bullied you

Suppose Im in this situation, what would be the right thing to do?
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>>52613706
hey now there is no need to be racist.
That language is vulgar and does not fit a discussion in the year 2019
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Use it as inspiration that you're being beaten by a woman, and do better in the future.
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>>52613734
Go back to tumbler with your PC cancer, i hope a nigger rapes you in your sleep. sad fuck
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>>52613558
Kill yourself for being a filthy phoneposter.
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>>52613945
Give a man some slack

Its 3 am in England, and Ill be killing myself soon enough tee hee

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Did I lose all of my sensitivity because I am circumcised?
Did the years of friction and dryness due to a lack of protection and cover a foreskin would provide made me numb to any good feeling I am supposed to feel?
All I feel on on my glans is a mild scratching burning sensation if I masturbate and I don't masturbate frequently, what do
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>>52612602
I'm circumcised and have death grip but the other day I came prematurely out of nowhere. You should probably just relax, circumcision is wrong though and I am lucky not much was taken.
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>>52612652
If not much was taken, when you're unerect your penis probably is still covered and protected from friction and dryness' problem is they took everything from me, walking without my improvised bandage is burning scratching hell
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I had phimosis, but I chose a preputioplasty instead of a circumcision. Kept my foreskin.

Feels good man

>be me in high school
>completely obsessed with vidya, stay up till 2am every night playing games
>not enough money for the new games that were coming out and new hardware to support them
>always fantasize about what id buy with just 1-2k

>be me now, age 25
>work 9-5 and always too tired after work to play vidya
>cant handle sleep deprivation anymore and I need 7-8 hours of sleep or im a zombie the next day
>50k in the bank but too lazy and tired to buy video games or new hardware

Anyone else know this feel
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>>52613301
That's how I fear I'll turn out. Hopefully I'll become a prof and live the NEET life whenever college is closed.
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>>52613301
I had that happen

even after I washed out of wagecucking and returned to neethood the fun of gaming didn't really come back. nor did anything else I enjoyed. working literally permanently damages your ability to enjoy things.
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16 hours, what the fuck do you do with the other 8 hours?

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How does it feel to watch someone you know who was so sweet and innocent slowly deteriorate over time?
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>>52611475
I think he was one of the girls on kids react back when it first started. Now she's a 20 year old whore who's had her mental breakdowns streamed to the world. At least that I what I THINK happened.
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>>52612254
She's also fucked up on drugs and her boyfriend is some wannabe trap rapper and alleged drug dealer
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She's doing a Miley Cyrus, superstardom awaits.
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>>52612223
OP here, if you guys have any stories like this one, post them. I only used an image of Lia as an example.
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>>52612223
This.
The greatest irony is I had the chance to fuck the girl, but didn't want to shatter her innocence. I did not, so she found guys that would.
The shittiest thing is that when i see her, once in a few months, she still sometimes feels like that girl from years ago, and all the feelings come back.

If 2ft 8in tall Verne Troyer can marry a hot blonde there is absolutely no excuse to call yourself an involuntary celibate.
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>>52612861
>Just become rich and famous, anyone can do it
I forget, was he the one with the sex tape that was so pathetic? Her jerking off his 1 inch pencil or 2 mintues with two fingers or was that the other Hollywood little Person?
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>>52612861
He's famous and rich, next
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>>52612861
>>52612861
>Verne Troyer
He is not alive anymore dumbass, ultra manlet was depressed and drunk himself to death.
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>>52613441
What the fuck seriously? When are we going to start caring about men?
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>>52612861
some bitches like that baby dick

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>Sorry, what did you say? Something about having daughters being "hukcoldry"? Did I hear you right?
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>>52609832
No one will believe me but I went on a date with the far left one.
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I wish i had a family with beautiful features. My crap genes would taint their red hair into shit brown. Why must I live like this?
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>>52609832
I'll have peace on those terms, THE KING IN THE NORTH
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>>52613449

you're probably full of shit, but if you aren't, is she nice?
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>>52609832
I want the small one.

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Has a girl seen you naked? What was her initial reaction?
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>addicted to jacking off on omegle
>most respond with disgusted gasps, shrieking, and insults
>the ones who recognize my dick tell me to fuck off already
>few respond with interest
>instantly skip the interested ones
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>>52612530
She didn't say anything but she definitely had a fixed gaze. I wasn't even embarrassed, really. I was a different person back then.
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My own mother saw me naked once and laughed saying I was bigger than my father.
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She said
>Omg anon you have and
but I know it's really easy to get abs if you're starting from skinny but I worked really hard on my rear delts so that comment kinda annoyed me
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>>52613847
>Abs not and

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How do robots feel about breeding sows?
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>>52613465
>How do robots feel about breeding sows?
aren't all women precisely that?
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>>52613465
Based, I have my own one
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i mostly want to get a girl pregnant so i can creepily moisturize her tummy

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What are some good hobbies for a robot?
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Overdosing on paracetamol
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>>52613373
Killing other NEETs. It's a highlander sort of thing. The fewer left standing the more powerful those left become. Once all the NEETBUX are yours none will be capable of standing against you.
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>>52613373
Programming and drawing are great robot hobbies that can be done for free. If you have some disposable income, then playing or producing music is a good hobby.

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Are planes scary?
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>>52613654
Not that anon but there are ocean liners, but they are more about the "adventure" than about efficiency. I mean for like 700 bucks you can get a ticket from Atlanta to London....
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>>52613712
airplane ticket*

not sure what oceanliner tickets cost, it's basically a cruise
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>>52613654
http://lmgtfy.com/?q=freighter+travel
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>>52612663
Planes are the safest way to travel large distances. There are of course occasional accidents, but they are rare, and treated as a major issue that needs immediate correcting. Case in point: we don't have the 737 MAX flying right now.

>>52613473
For the most part, any passenger ships traveling in the open ocean are going to be cruise ships. Most people don't want to spend over a day in transit if they don't have to.
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>>52613780
kek motorcycles are retarded

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I remember one time I had to wash the dishes in the bathtub cause something was wrong with our sink and we didn't have a dishwasher and for some reason nobody else was doing the dishes despite always doing the dishes..

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I feel lost how do you feel right now r9k?
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>>52611690
the rare "no light can escape its surface" pill
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Tired. All my life whenever things went unreasonably wrong everything seemed to sort itself out in the end and I would make it, even if by the skin of my teeth.
Years later I came to the realization that nothing sorted itself out. I sorted everything out. I always felt like things that everyone else could do so easy would out of the nowhere go wrong and become extremely complicated for me, so I'd have to put in double the effort everyone else did just to fix shit up.
I never got shit for free. I got everything I have myself, through my own work and merit. When things fucked themselves up, I would have to de-fuck them or else they would be fucked forever.
Things are fucked now and I don't know if I have the strength to de-fuck them anymore. I'm just so tired.
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thinking about taking a drive very far into the countryside and shooting myself with a 200$ pawn shop shotgun under a bridge or inside a drainage pipe so that nobody will find my shameful loser body
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>>52605958
I feel like you stole my lain screenshot OP.
Use it in good health fren.
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>>52607483
this is exactly how i feel.
hope we figure it out.

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We need to prepare for when they return. Get fit, get a gun, and get ready. I'm not trusting any of these fuckers when they claim to come in peace.
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Are the three main aliens real or illusion? I'm talking reptilians, greys, and nordics.
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I would probably sboty pants if I saw one.
But I'd like to see one, if they're here that is.

Even if they're not, but billions of light-years away, I'd love to meet one.
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>>52609020
If the aliens are real though we can beg them to murder people once in a while covertly. Maybe start with lorne michaels and work a trickle down murder system to his vassals that do illegal drugs and perverted rape-ish kind of stuff.
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>alien thread on the most isolated board on the internet
I'm not surprised by the schizo-no-evidence/logic-required type of discussion going on here.
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>>52613356
What do you expect from a group of entities that have already dealt with human death on the reg?
>>52613094
On rare occasion human death has occurred with them. Its usually a heart attack or a self defense situation from people having shock from the experience. I ran away at first but came back and they were still there. One of them recognized that I was about to faint from holding my breath in an involuntary way and make me check myself by tapping their own chest to remind me to breathe and relax. It was scary as shit but it turned out ok. Except for the being called crazy part.

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Women who can draw are the most attractive.
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>>52612894
Actually, women who are attractive are the most attractive. Checkmate.
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>>52612894
t. failed arthoe




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