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Any robots up for some CiV V? Pretty comfy game.
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How do you guys even play multiplayer in civ? One game against the AI takes me days at minimum, weeks on average.
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>>45552223
Faster speed, smaller map, less civs, etc.
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>>45552252
How long does an average multiplayer game last?
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>>45552268
The games I have played lasted 5-15 hours
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>>45552268
Upto 5 hours max.

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Why and how is suicide illegal in some countries? How can they even enforce this?
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By passing the debt and financial responsibilities of the person who killed themselves onto the most immediate surviving family members, rather than absolving it due to the primary debtor/person responsible being dead.
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>>45552274
its illegal in countries where it is illegal to destroy government property
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>>45552274
Attempting suicide is illegal because you're trying to deprive the state of one less worker/tax payer. They obviously don't want that, so they'll throw you in jail and get you medical help and shit so you won't try it again.
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>>45552371

Thanks anons, just curious

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I don't know if I should be jealous or not
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>>45549748
I'm sorry. Have you forgotten where this was found?
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>>45549657
How about no not really., Those are rare to find anyways, that dude was just lucky.
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>>45549804
i realized that just as i was finishing the post
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>>45549657
>TFW he still got more action than me
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>>45551268
With a man

What would a girl have to do/be for your to believe she is your soulmate?
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>>45552207
He literally said he would seek out a mentally ill girl who would have to depend on him.
here >>45551922
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>>45552008
you are absolutely right, I should have said
>if our priorities, hobbies, point of views some what match.
but ya, you are 100% right.
I don't want a carbon copy of me, no fun in that.
I want someone that pushes me out of my comfy zone, yet doesn't have a problem with being in mine from time to time.
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>>45552262
I didn't read that. He's misguided then, he can find his ideal without her being mentally damaged.
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Make it feel like the rest of the world doesn't matter when I'm holding her.
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>>45552262
When did I say I'd seek something out? I said I'd settle, as in it's not what I actually want.

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>all three of the veritable titans pictured here have autism

What's your excuse?
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>>45552111
I'm 30 mongo, also nice trips.
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>>45552155
>>45552183
30 years old and just earned your wizard insight that makes you above the monkeys and their instincts right.
>>45552174
>being this unabashed about being a steampunk faggot
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>>45551155
>Creative genius
>Creative genius
>Creative genius
>4chan's biggest bitcher

One of those things isn't like the other
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>>45552249
>white man who saw samurai movies and imitated it with muppets
>a soulless kike that bathes in baby blood
>a nigger who steals music for his sub-mental "beats"
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>>45552229
Nah I'm not even saying I'm that intelligent of a person, just that I'm able to see certain things, think logically and control myself better than most. What I'm telling you is harsh reality. No one wants to say or hear this but it is the truth. You can't help stupid people, I've tried my whole life. You know how many poor, uneducated people and junkies I've tried to help? Even my own mother was incapable of controlling her monkey immediate-pleasure-seeking instincts. It is impossible to help those people my friend. If you're intelligent, you will figure it out eventually. If you aren't, well, you're in good company.

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What are my fellow NEETs having for dinner?
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>>45551405
do you... put anything on this to flavor it?
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>>45551078
Bottle of water, 2 slices of bread
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Same thing as yesterday
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had some jalapeno flavor snyder's pretzel pieces and some water
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Had a nap for dinner my nigga

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>her face when all men are potential rapists
Can you men possibly understand what if feels like to be constantly leered at with sexual intent, an unknown degree of which is malicious?
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>>45551121
No they're not. Only the ones you actively seek out have the potential to rape you if denied what they want. Everyone else is in a constant state of suffering, because they have nobody to spend time with and are called threats as well.
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Imagine being a room naked with a bunch of akward incels staring at the floor for few hours.
What would you do roastie.
Wait the time out or be /devilish/
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Why have women deluded themselves into thinking every man wants to hurt them?
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>>45551690

It's only natural for rape and physical abuse to leave a traumatizing memory. The media has also had a hand in making exaggerated claims and causing hate and fear between the genders.
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>>45551121
I thought feminist preached equality and not blatant sexism. Just kidding, feminazis always act like this.

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>That one internet friend who only cares about League of Legends
>That one internet friend Last Online: 185 days ago
>That one internet friend who you scared off by talking about /pol/itics
>That one internet friend that you've known since your childhood and will always long for
>That one internet friend you've known for years who lives near you but has never met you
>That one internet friend who became a complete normal
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>>45552032
>internet friends
>friend
your kind doesn't belong here buddy.
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>>45552032
>that one friend who always bullies you
>that one friend who always uses you
>that one friend who only calls when he needs you to be his therapist
I guess I'm just made for walking over, or somethng...

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What's your go-to snack?
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>>45551344
Thin mint girl scout cookies.
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Nutella toast with milk. Any time of day is a good time for Nutella.

>>45551485
Baozi it looks like.
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>>45551485
theyre steamed dough with marinated cow labia on the inside
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>>45551344
I see you're a fellow connoiseur of British food
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Wheat Thins or baby carrots.
Eating them makes me feel MILDLY healthy and fills me up so win-win

>"w-what do you think of my new s-swimsuit, anon?'
What do you say?
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Fuck off with the anime porn spam faggot
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>>45552154

wait a second is that a benis

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down goes another 2000 calories. how are my fellow fatbots holding up?
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>>45547771
:joy: :joy: :joy:
NAE NAE'd!!!
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>>45547940
BASED TWINKPOSTER
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>>45547771
Are you retarded? Water weighs something. It is not fat though.
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taking a big burning shit, knowing full well that I have another entire shit waiting on deck.
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>>45544321
>mfw ate 5k calories yesterday and routinely eat 3k+
>never gain weight
>65kg

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Why are normies so incredibly easy to fuck with?
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kek you totally tricked them. Little do they know: you were only PRETENDING to be retarded!

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>work during my lunch because a lot of customers and the restaurant is understaffed
>don't get to take my restroom breaks because there's a lot of customers
>end up staying 40 minutes after my shift ended because there's a lot of customers

having a job is awesome
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>>45551562
>there's plenty of job applicants i can look at
i would be like:
"yeah, have fun interviewing a new retard or more every week for the rest of your time here, since no one actually stays here, i'm sure that's very fun for you".
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>>45547219
They can if they aren't shit and your customers have patience
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>>45547106
Being able to fire somebody is not illegal, thought. Want to have money to survive - don't be problematic. Especially in pure capitalistic countries, where you can't easily get money for not working.
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>>45551613
This is why most such jobs are already full with immigrants. Thanks for playing, anon, but you lost.
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>>45551904
>Especially in pure capitalistic countries
Name one. If he lived in a truly capitalistic country he'd be able to sell his labor easi;y and with hardly any regulations to stand in his way.

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>glorify mass murderers yet wonder why he can't get a woman
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>>45550298
Yep, dumbasses refuse to acknowledge it's all their fault for being stupid. I know I've had plenty of opportunities to get girls and always squandered it cause of how autistic I am.
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>>45550298
I've worked grocery/retail forever and you're right.
>tfw wizard and checked out of that rat race
>you see stacy carrying the 30pack while chad pushes the cart with the bread and eggs
>you see a guy who could def do better with some skinnyfat 3/10
Better them than me, too.
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>>45550014
I am pretty certain the majority of them wouldnt know what that is
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this board is rampant with incels, mgtow and neet losers. Quit thinking this place doesnt attract those sorts
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>>45547598
once an incel is always an incel.

C'mon anon you used to shower with your cousin when we were younger.
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>>45551792
Cousin? You mean sister, right?
My cousins live in germany you stupid fuck


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