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What was her name and why didn't it work out?
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>what was HER name
wasnt a woman but im still upset about it
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>>41756520
Well vent it, faggot.
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Sara, and she was a mental unstable whore, but I loved her so much
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Elsa

It didn't work out because she is fictional.
I still love her.
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Paige,
Moved away, after a year couldn't handle it anymore, all I want now is to be back with her, would happily move to where she is and just restart but she doesn't care anymore

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>She's ready to settle down and find a responsible provider

Women hate thread
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>>41753551
Fuck I would be so tempted to put my dick in that, but I wouldn't. But I would consider it.
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>>41755303
Diesel fumes down your urethra? Sounds hot to me
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>>41754009
That plenty of fish one gets me everytime. That shit is real, i know from experience.
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I don't care about sex. Women freely talk about getting sperm donors.
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>>41756081
oh this pisses me off so much
My (now ex) girlfriend wanted a seriously relationship with me and honestly told me that she could see being with me her entire life.
The a few weeks ago she tells me that she never wants children with me instead she'd rather get knocked up by her abusive schitso exboyfriend
I dumped her and she blamed me
And now all her beta orbiters are attacking me because I didn't want to keep dating a women that would cuck me

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how do they find them? I'd like one for myself but it seems they're hard to meet
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>>41755499
>i didn't know how difficult it would be to live with someone who is avoidant.
Why was it difficult?
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>>41755815
You'll have to deal with the constant expression of low self-esteem which has implications in a relationship. For example, it can really affect sex. You have to deal with someone very stressed out, or just plain terrible, about social interaction to the point it can carry over to their own partner, and they are extremely sensitive to anything remotely negative. It can be something you didn't mean to come off negative. Worst of all, people who are an avoident type are extremely distressed by lack of social interaction. They crave friendship and relationships, but are very bad at initiating it.

They can come off callous, aloof, and cold without meaning to. Not that person, but so you know.
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>>41753735
It's really more like
>"fembot" posts info
>1-3 anons casually make a pass
>maybe talks to one
>eventually ghosts them all
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>>41752224
Those are normies with junkie whores as gfs that are so sad
word fembot implies that its a female equivalent of a robot
This would mean having a certain common traits amongst populace here
Robot is not picky and will take anything
Notice how (((fembots))) never choose anyone from here
They think they deserve someone normal or succesful
By that virtue of wanting something better and not realizing that you are shit and only deserve shit
you are not a robot , you dont belong here
nothing is excusable
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>>41755810
>is ugly, not fat
At worst, nonfat not-pretty girls just look plain (barring physical deformities)

> roomate meets 16 year old off an app a couple months ago
> now brings her home every night at 2-4 am
> fucks her loudly all night
> this has been going in since September

What am I suppose to do? It makes me so angry that it's almost vomit inducing, yet I can't ignore it. I'm laying in bed in silence as they fuck so damn loud. Ever hear a 16 year old moan with pleasure ALL NIGHT?

I wanna kms.
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>>41756087
>old man dick
Kek'd, but I'm only in my early 20's. They have called me old though.
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>>41756289
Fuck. Obviously meant for >>41756176
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>>41756289
You are told to anyone who is a teen.
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>>41756444
Isn't that what makes it so appealing though?
Also, nice trips.
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>>41756490
Being told your old is not appealing.

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You robots would try this game

the only resources are on reddit so i apologize

reddit.com/r/hockeyquestionmark

it's super competitive so don't worry about being absolute trash but jump in a pub and you'll have fun anyways

maybe you'll even touch the puck

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Every fucking time without fail
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who?
original post that is original

Has anyone been able to track him down? Or at least pics of his pussy and clit?
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>>41755877
>tfw a femboy's hands are more masculine than mine
being a manlet is hell
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Superior trap incoming.
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reminder that liking traps is gay
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>>41756088
yeah but who cares it's 2018 everybody gay
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>>41756121
t.sissy cumskin

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>tfw haven't had any real friends since 5th grade
Anyone know this feel? I'm 22 now btw.
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>>41756186
You wont feel the same you will feel worse. Your body will age and start to ache, you will lose your hair, and your skin will wrinkle. If you cant get friends are a creepy teenager it will be worse as a creepy middle age man.
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wow op i am the same age as you
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>>41756279
why are 30+ people here so ominous lol
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>>41753455
All my friends stopped talkin to me after highschool. Its a bad feel.
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I don't understand this problem
Friends are just annoying and overly curious, not to mention the stress of keeping up appearances and keeping them distant enough that they can't emotionally hurt me.
It's like why bother?
Friendship never lasts

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Did I do the right thing?

>meet girl online
>invite her to play with my PSN group
>flirt with each other playfully
>eventually it starts getting extremely flirty, borderline sexting at times
>find out she lives 15 minutes away from me
>ask her if she wants to meet up
>says she's busy
>press on for a week, still flirting
>tells me she's going to bed, stays up all night talking to one of my other friends
>realize that she's playing me so I block her
>day later she find sout
>mutual friend told me she spoke with him and that she wants me to unblock her
>friend said that she's a sweet girl and is very hurt that I dropped her

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>>41755397
Saying goodnight and then getting sidetracked and doing something else isn't a big deal.
She might have thought OP was sleeping or just have wanted to give him a break because he's pushy and she doesn't want too much of him.
OP is not her fucking probation officer.
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>>41755310
>never trust a girl who doesn't lie

what kind of dumbass normie advice is this

off yourself idiot
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>>41755429
>Saying goodnight and then getting sidetracked and doing something else isn't a big deal.

He said in the opening post that this persisted for a week while they continued to heavily flirt with each other.

>give him a break because he's pushy and she doesn't want too much of him.

Then she should have stopped flirting with him and leading him on in the process, stupid roastie cunt.
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Should have just ignored her
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>block
she sounds like a pretty shitty person, but why would you block her? just stop talking to her, but no reason to sperg out and block

you should unblock but if she keeps talking to you stop flirting with her and be straight with her. if you're annoyed at something she's doing tell her, if you can't do that there is no possibility for any kind of relationship that won't end badly. don't view her as a potential gf unless you feel like it would be a relationship that might actually improve your life.

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Drumpftards btfo. How does it feel to lose a Senate seat in arguably the most red state?
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>>41756335
Its inevitable, the life of a robot doesn't improve so the only direction to go is down. Parents, NEETBUX, wageslavery all just prolong the ultimate outcome.
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>>41755346
Because liberals spent millions of dollars lying about Roy Moore and falsely calling him a pedophile
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>>41756196
The thing is /r9k/ actually promotes an extreme social hierarchy with stuff like robots, cyborgs, failed normies, stacies, roasties, normalfags, and Chads. It's so strongly in support of robots that it's willing to give up NEETbux in favor of trying to halt the advance of normaldom.
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>>41756369
Why do normalfags consider attraction to teenagers to be pedophilia anyways? Can any of them honestly say they've never been attracted to a high schooler?
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>>41756424
>Why do normalfags consider attraction to teenagers to be pedophilia anyways?

It's virtue signaling. Anyone done with puberty is hardly a "child".

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>dick got smaller
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>dick hasn't grown since elementary school
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>>41755782
>Memeing
>Thinks that I was lying about my dick getting longer
Sucks to be you right?
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I tell people my dick shrank permanently and think I'm retarded or that I measured wrong.
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>>41755110
>>41755159
>>41755506
You niggas ever tried jelqing? I saw that you shouldn't ever do it because it can actually cause permanent shrinkage if you do.

I did it and it did make my cock longer. Problem is it also made it thinner. Eventually my cock shrank like half an inch because I was too stupid and didn't just accept my cock size. So for years it shrank down from a bit over 5 inches to 4.5 inches and it thinned a bit. Thankfully when I'm most horny I have a 5 inch cock and it appears to have the same thickness again. However I will never ever jelq again.

Don't let that shit fool you guys. As long as you have a 5 inch dick you have nothing that much to worry about honestly. I wish I was smarter otherwise I would have just accepted myself when I was young.
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I wasn't using it anyway, so it doesn't bother me much

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why wont she come back bros?

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>on my way home from doctor
>have to drive on a one way road to get out
>kindergarden kids walking there so i slow down to a crawl so I down hit them
>drive past them and they all wave at me
>all the kindergarden teachers look at me with anger and disgust
>I could even see one of them say something

What did I do wrong? I slowed down and positioned my car on the other side of the road
Why were they angry?
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>>41756188
because it's the current year 2017, if you're a man you're automatically seen as a pedo
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>>41756214
i was thinking sbout that but I though the current year was just a meme
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>>41756214
Unless you're a Chad.

>>41756293
Welcome to reality.

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https://www.theatlantic.com/magazine/archive/2017/10/why-happy-people-cheat/537882/

How the fuck do their brains justify this shit?
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>>41756078
I dunno man

Oriental

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If I'm not smoking weed every night I'm getting drunk. Currently taking a break from the reefer and drinking instead. Who else can't handle going for than 48 hours without getting fucked up?
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>>41755120
Are there alcoholics chads?
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Someone tell me how to get weed cause Im just a brainlet.
Is a wax pen the same as smoking a joint?
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>tfw work in a bar
Look at me being a degenerate alcoholic whenever I'm not asleep

I tried to quit for medical reasons and I was quickly reminded (took less than a week) that the reason I drink is because it fucks with my memory, which was autistically good and I didn't want to remember 90% of growing up. Probably going to kill myself soon because there is no other way out of the life I have.

To give you a sense of the scope of my problem, unlike a lot of you I could easily get a girl tonight but I can't stand the thought of them touching me sexually and I can't drink enough to stop that. I always feel sick, particularly when I eat and I sleep once a week for around 12 hours and then have 2 hour sleeps between 12 hour shifts at work.

I'm drunk right now, this comment is retarded.
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96 hours is my record, and i don't anticipate ever breaking it
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>>41756238

yes i have met them, can confirm


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