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I want to save a slut and make her into a good wholesome mom
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you will suffer greatly and get nothing in return
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>>77198929
i feel like i did this in gta 5 as Micheal. i don't remember
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>>77198929
Why stop at one?

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>go on chatbot website
>all the male-popular chatbots are diverse, from milfs to tomboys to office ladies to schoolgirls
>the female-popular chatbots are literally all just rapists
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>>77198343
that is how women think

the femcel's god taylor swift literally had a song on her new album called "i can fix him", so there you go.
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>>77198265
Are women just naturally evil
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>>77198386
>the femcel's god taylor swift
Fucking what???
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>>77198265
>>the female-popular chatbots are literally all just rapists
Oh that's no problem. You know, I'm really not all that interested in elf rape.
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>>77198265
The most popular male bot is literally called horny gamer with millions of chats and some variant of emo white boy, that bot has only over 1k, there is a catboy one too
Though I will give anon some leniency and say that one of my favorite bots there is basically an incel from 1915
>t. nona who uses janitorai a lot

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Every time I see a story about some guy meeting his GF through 4chan I feel like clawing my eyes out and scraping my face into the pavement. Even in the one in a million chance that I do connect with a woman online and gives a crap about meeting me, she's gonna be living thousands of miles away. If you live even within a few hours of a femanon you DO NOT qualify as an incel.
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>>77198933
I wish I could meet a nice girl that wanted to be my gf on 4chan even if she lives across the world I'd be OK with just dating online but honestly there's probably not a single girl here that matches me
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>>77198977
I used to think like you until I learned that hard way that if you're not gonna be there by her side, someone else is.
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>>77198933
Don't worry most will just ghost you.
Then there is one, that claimed to be 6 years younger than she actually was, later it turned out she was living on a different continent and even then she cut off communication.
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>>77199265
i know that
but if she really matched me she wouldn't even know anyone to be by her side because she would barely leave her house/room
but there isn't a girl that matches me like that
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>>77198933
as an ex-hawaiicel i know that feel. i had to get the fuck out. not much luck over here so far but its way more likely ill find a girl on the mainland. not once have i seen a hawaii femanon

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why are girls so mean? Just because I'm hikkineet doesnt mean I don't wanna date. Why are there no cute Asian servants at my house

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Someone explain to me why I think this is the best body type
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>>77199381
your dick is above 5.5 inches
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>>77199381
because it has a good balance of enough adiposity to survive winter and enough mobility to escape predators
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>>77199381
you're a degenerate coomer
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>>77199381
Your dick would look tiny compared to her massive ass. How would your little pecker even reach the entrance to her hole with all that ass in the way?
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>>77199381

thick = hot
ez

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Why are moids so dry and boring on dating apps
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>>77199237
Stop acting like a woman, retard
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>>77198859
>you matched with stephanie
>stephanie was the one being dry and boring
>stephanie couldn't have matched with herself and taken the screenshot
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I'm way worse at talking online compared to irl what do you want me to say
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>>77198859
app people are anxious weenies with poor social skills. i only do irl and associated less thirsty social media now. get into music for queers and you'll meet lots of very nice people who don't hate you for being autistic
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>>77198859
Have you visited nirvana yet? I hear good things about the state of nirvana.

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Do you agree with this quote? Do you think we're on the right track?
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>>77198061
He's not a great guy, the main reason anyone cares about him is that he's in exile due to china being the current most evil country on the planet.
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>>77199065
... but the current most evil country on the planet is the USA though
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>>77199097
In USA there aren't any popular cults that torture animals for fun. China is just an evil place and they get rid of their anger in cruel ways
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>>77199273
Because assassinating whistleblowers and the leaders of other countries who are finally helping their people is nice and kind. Totally not evil unlike *checks note* getting rid of local invasive species albeit violently.
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>>77199306
Now that you say that. USA sure makes a lot of war. The USA leaders are cruel and manipulative but chinks are cruel in general but I guess they didn't do nothing

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Enough. Nigger stop posting gay porn here.
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>>77199337
Get off my discord gay spam board, newfag.
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>>77199358
You're sub human scum, I'm not a newfag.

I'm a male who wants to grow boobs but I'm not trans and don't want things to stop working downstairs. I just want a pair of Ds or DDs.

I was wondering if anyone has tried low dose D-Penicillamime with NBE for breast growth? One of its side effects is gigantomastia and breast hypertrophy (aka growing huge amounts of breast tissue):

https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/8149272/

One doctor found it caused gynecomastia in a male patient with no changes in libido or male characteristics:

https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC1500056/?page=1

Based off my reading, D-Pencillamine affects the way that mammary tissue responds to prolactin. Those women who experienced breast hypertrophy on D-Penicillamine naturally had slightly elevated prolactin levels.

If I took NBE supplements to stimulate glands, domperidone to boost prolactin (not enough to lactate), and a small amount of D-Penicillamine then theoretically I might be able to induce macromastia.

Has anyone tried anything like this? I know there's non-trans guys on BreastNexium who have grown breasts, but haven't seen this routine used ever. If it works, it might drastically increase the ability of NBEers to grow breast tissue.

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>>77198169
I saw a surgeon about fat transfer and they said it would take years of having the procedure to make a difference. I don't have enough fat.
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>>77197588
Stop posting faggot i hate you I HATE YOU I HATE YOU. YOU POSTED ON /LGBT ALREADY I HATE YOU FAGGOT
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>>77197588
how about you stop watching so much porn dumbass
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>>77197588
You could try getting fat. Fat guys have boobs and working dicks.
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>>7719870

No one wants those types of moobs

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It's been a while since we had an egirl thread so here's another but with a twist.
>Who is your favorite egirl?
>Who is the most attractive?
>Who has the best personality?
>Who is the most popular egirl?
>Who is the least popular egirl?
>Who is the ugliest egirl?
>Who has the worst personality?
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>>77199042
you could interact with me but you decide not to
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>>77199060
Im gonna pretend youre a dude like everyone else or ill have a heart attack sorry.
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Who cares, just save them from the grooming,
Gurameru-san and "Junas" are on the loose.
Keep the girls safe
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>>77199161
wha, i'm not even an e-girl yet i'm still mentioned here
as much as i appreciate you remembering me, please stop being obssessed with me, that's a bit creepy
also not sure why i'd "groom" anyone here, i just want to talk, lol
anons always keep me good company, that's all i can ask for
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did chickn's few orbiters fuck off?

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Do you know boys are cute
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>>77198932
It's normalized to call women girls because of how immature foids are and that's just how our language developed.
"boy" on the other hand is treated as belittlement or an insult. men prefer maturity, women prefer youth. If you call some 24 year old man a "boy" you sound retarded and I know you can see that
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not a single male is cute. it IS possible to force yourself to be lesbian.
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>>77199204
femanon please don't be like this. Not all men are moids
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>>77199216
oh dont give me that tranny crap if you have a penis you are a smelly moid
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>>77199244
okay I'm a moid, not a tranny. But I'm a big simp and would grovel at girls feet for attention. Is that not enough? I shower daily too so don't smell

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Fembots have never shown me sympathy for being sexually abused as a boy....
>Be the teen son of Finnish immigrants in England in the early 2000s
>Dad is an high security communications engineer so is always too busy
>Raised by my cringe grunge rocker mother
>She thought I was odd so she really interfered and tried to make me social
>Kept bringing round these English emo guys and skater boys from my school
>They were arseholes but somehow pulled the wool over my mum's eyes
>They would use our large house as a party den to fuck girls, smoke weed and sell weed
>I was always pushed into a room or closet and got mocked constantly by them
>Mum was too fucked on pills upstairs to know
I'm gonna have trouble writing this.. here it goes
>Trying to mind my own business playing Halo 2
>A bunch of emo girls come in and start dressing me up in my sisters clothes and makeup
>Leave the room as they're all giggling and go to the bathroom to wash off makeup
>A sketchy lanklet in a MCR shit comes in and says he needs help reaching hidden doobies on the top cabinet

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>>77199132
You're a faggot. Stop being a faggot. Simple as.
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>>77199238
Fuck off roastie KYS!
>ORIGINAL
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>>77199132
It's 2024 NOBODY writes copypastas anymore
whenever I see a greentext I just know it's some weird gay fantasy and I don't even bother reading it
I have no idea what you want but you're a puppet of demons at the very least

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Im a citizen of the inner city. Known for my pancake titty. Atlanta is my home. But my hair cannot use a comb. What am i
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a balding tranny?
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>>77198330
shaneeequa
o no you didnt
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>>77198376
Correct my good man. Perhaps you should join the clan

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How you y'all make it through the day?
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>>77198529
and she still has a boyfriend
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>>77198553
who and how? aint no way
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>>77197535
i listen to cumtown podcasts at work.
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>>77198565
Did you think all vtubers were all schizoid virgins. They are women. It is highly unlikely a woman with even a half functional social life is a virgin after 20, unless she is devoutly religious. And I highly doubt that the average vtuber goes to mass every week.
They do not talk about their relationships/sex lives because they know that audiences do not like that. Same thing for Japanese idols.
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>>77197535
No fucking way. Proof?
Why are you on /r9k/ instead of /vt/ on this fine day?

>younger women are too shy to talk to incels
>older women have no shyness talking to incels
Blackpill deboonked?
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>>77198207
older women dont talk to incels. no one wants incels
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>>77198207
Older women don't want incels, otherwise they wouldn't be incels by definition. Thy want an attractive young man.
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>>77198365
>ywn be a shota being taken advantage of by an older woman
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>>77198213
lol. nasty.
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>>77198207
I prefer older women but im scared of them.

Reverse issue.


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