[a / b / c / d / e / f / g / gif / h / hr / k / m / o / p / r / s / t / u / v / vg / vr / w / wg] [i / ic] [r9k / s4s / vip / qa] [cm / hm / lgbt / y] [3 / aco / adv / an / asp / bant / biz / cgl / ck / co / diy / fa / fit / gd / hc / his / int / jp / lit / mlp / mu / n / news / out / po / pol / qst / sci / soc / sp / tg / toy / trv / tv / vp / wsg / wsr / x] [Settings] [Search] [Home]
Board
Settings Home
/r9k/ - ROBOT9001

Name
Spoiler?[]
Options
Subject
Comment
Verification
4chan Pass users can bypass this verification. [Learn More] [Login]
File[]
  • Please read the Rules and FAQ before posting.

05/04/17New trial board added: /bant/ - International/Random
10/04/16New board for 4chan Pass users: /vip/ - Very Important Posts
06/20/16New 4chan Banner Contest with a chance to win a 4chan Pass! See the contest page for details.
[Hide] [Show All]


[Catalog] [Archive]

File: images.jpg (10 KB, 300x168)
10 KB
10 KB JPG
>be me
>today
>going to therapist for the time ever
>therapist asks me the typical questions
>hobbies, job, how im feeling etc
>"are you confused about ur sexuality, anon?"
>"no, im straight"
>"are you seeing anyone at the moment anon?"
>"do you mean like i have a boyfriend"
>mfw i meant to say girlfriend
>mfw when therapist most likely thinks im gay or was lying about not being sexual confused

I WANT TO DIE FUCKKKKKKKKKK
43 replies and 10 images omitted. Click here to view.
>>
Just ordered spironolactone and estrofem from inhousepharmacy.vu. Thank you for the support robots, I hope this will change my life for the better
>>
File: 1515266569450_0.jpg (554 KB, 1689x546)
554 KB
554 KB JPG
>>46212178
if you actually did thats pretty fucking based anon, good job
>>
>>46212204
It's something I have wanted to do for a long time but this thread pushed me over the edge. I never really considered that the effects are reversible and that I'm not doing anything that can't be fixed if I don't like it after all.
>>
>>46212245
im glad for you anon and im glad to have helped you. i hope it makes you more happy then you have ever been in your life.
personally after starting HRT i really really do not want to go back to before.
>>
File: 1524820045391.jpg (184 KB, 850x1070)
184 KB
184 KB JPG
>>46211266
Thats hilarious anon.

He so thinks you a gay

File: 1477403931581.jpg (7 KB, 225x225)
7 KB
7 KB JPG
>feeling depressed
>decide to go outside for a walk
>sit down on a bench and light a cigarette
>notice the bench had fresh bird poop all over it
>favourite hoodie has a bird poop stain now

And this is why I don't leave my room. Fuck birds and fuck the outside.
>>
>>46212254
Look where you fucking sit next time
>>
>>46212254
I understand not leaving your room: being blind is a serious problem. Perhaps you could contact some association that provides you with the needed materials? A dog, a cane, etc.

Sadly, that way won't work as well, because you actually need eyes to fucking see so much fresh bird poop in some place.

My goodness, use your eyes and instead of blaming the world realise that it is your lack of focus.

File: 50.jpg (274 KB, 1280x960)
274 KB
274 KB JPG
Did you had any kind of sexual experience as a kid? Im not talking about sex sex, more like being seen nude, being touched, etc.
8 replies omitted. Click here to view.
>>
When I was 5 or 6 I had a step brother around my age. I used to hold him down and smell his ass.
>>
File: FB_IMG_1529272737569.jpg (16 KB, 720x381)
16 KB
16 KB JPG
When I was around 7 the girl I lived across the street from (who grew up to be an 8/10 thicc girl next door type) and I were hanging out, and I remember her going to her room to change since we were going outside to play and it was getting cold. She had been gone for 5ish minutes, and being the stupid kid I was I went to get her. When I opened her door she was standing there naked, and we made eye contact then she screamed my name and I slammed the door. The second I closed the door we never even mentioned it to each other. Anyways, I moved to a different part of town, and saw her again in high school and she had become a thot. Like I said before though, damn thick.
>>
I'm a girl

When I was 9-10 I was with my friend and we were using the internet alone for one of the first times, and we ended up seeing porn and it was weird and we were really curious but also scared someone would find out. So we closed it and went to go do other stuff/play. We ended up in a closer humping pillows, but then she said we should probably stop so we did. But later that day I was laying on the floor and she started touching stomach and rubbing it, and it felt good. Then got scared and stopped when I moaned a little.

A while later, maybe a couple weeks, I was at her house and we decided to hide under her bed and I can't really remember what happened. I think we cuddled and then I breathed on her pussy.

At 11, I had another friend who had an older brother who was 20. We were all sleeping in her basement and me and him were watching tv and he switched to a porn channel. It was one of the second times I saw porn. I felt weird again but really turned on, and I can't remember what happened but we started playing around and he convinced me to take my shorts off, and he took his off. I climbed onto the couch next to him and he touched my boobs and my pussy.
>>
>>46211968
It's shit I don't know how any of you like it
>>
>>46212215
how can you not like a 9/10 doujin mom touching your 7yo penis? and getting highly aroused by it

Are you an ironic weeb, /r9k/?
20 replies and 5 images omitted. Click here to view.
>>
>>46210265
>Are you an ironic weeb, /r9k/?
how much anime do I need to watch to not be an ironic weeb

a lot of that applies to me desu but I don't really feel like a lot of it is ironic
>>
>>46210265
>started watching anime regularly a while ago
>instagram explore littered with hentai and anime memes
>start liking anime girls more than 3D girls

Why create a beautiful thing just to not make it real
>>
>>46210265
i really hate what happened to jojo anime really was a mistake
>>
>>46210890
>tfw no alternate universe anime
>>
File: 1529300131886.jpg (212 KB, 834x906)
212 KB
212 KB JPG
Better to be an ironic weeb than an actual weeb.

Your son comes out as a transgender woman.. how do you react?
https://youtu.be/AzNAXaPhhyg
52 replies and 10 images omitted. Click here to view.
>>
>>46208889
hahahah I'm not having children.
>>
File: 1470357876102.jpg (185 KB, 800x800)
185 KB
185 KB JPG
>>46208889
>Your son comes out as a transgender woman.. how do you react?
love her and support her
>>
>>46211552
no wrong youre supposed to hate your child if they do that
>>
>>46208889
Be sad, but support them regardless of their weird decisions, tell them to go through practical things first before taking hormones, such as going to a psychologist and get their sperm frozen at the spankbank. If they wanna date boys, that's fine, but tell them they're dead to me if they ever date a nigger.
>>
>>46208889
transgender like Blaire White or transgender like Kinley Mochrie?

File: 1470120034537.jpg (29 KB, 510x286)
29 KB
29 KB JPG
>finish college this semester
>coming back home after three years
>tfw I've been taking titty skittles for two and a half and look like a fag with tits

shit
I don't know how I imagined this ending desu
>>
File: 1485695956837.png (114 KB, 407x281)
114 KB
114 KB PNG
>>46211152
>I don't know how I imagined this ending desu
this
>>
>>46211152
>>tfw I've been taking titty skittles for two and a half and look like a fag with tits
gay

File: 1379980980220.png (102 KB, 241x228)
102 KB
102 KB PNG
>Be me
>22 year old
>Living on my own in a basement
>11 p.m.
>See a gigantic roach
>Never seen one before
>Panic
>Cue hour long standoff between me and roach, fly swatter in hand
>It tries crawling under something
>Smack hit as hard as I can and pracitcally jump back
>It's crippled
>Crawls under door into bathroom
>Hunt it down
>It tries limping away missing a few legs
>Panic smack

Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
3 replies and 1 image omitted. Click here to view.
>>
File: Screenshot_1.png (100 KB, 657x57)
100 KB
100 KB PNG
>>46211444
PREY SLAUGHTERED
>>
>>46211444
Checked. You do realize where there is one roach there are dozens, right? Sometimes hundreds.
>>
>swoons

Anon the mighty hunter strikes again
>>
>>46211444
aus fag here, im proud of you anon
>>
File: Popuko00.gif (1.18 MB, 866x866)
1.18 MB
1.18 MB GIF
>>46211444
I usually kill bugs with my bare hands. Mostly with a closed fist. I don't like to use spray, I just cut to the chase.

File: Prototye-eric-cartman.png (54 KB, 310x287)
54 KB
54 KB PNG
I'm not fattard
My will is stronger than appetite
I eat because that's the only way I can repress my anxiety and depression
I really want to stop right now but I'm afraid if I'll fall into endless depression loopback again
robots what do you do for repress depresssion
>>
Exercise. The most scientifically valid way to fight depression. Turn those cheetos into muscle anon, judo flip that negative into a positive.
>>
>>46211687
That's what I did and it works, takes your mind off of shit. Although I'm too much of a social retard to have being fit make any difference, it is still pretty comfy to have something to show for your time.
>>
Depression and anxiety makes you eat?

How is that even a thing? Anytime my depression or anxiety gets really bad all I want to do is sleep or be isolated, food/eating is the last thing on my mind.

Maybe you're just a fat cunt

File: IMG_2470.jpg (126 KB, 722x1280)
126 KB
126 KB JPG
## ATTENTION ALL ROBOTS ##
Youve been invited to an amazing place.
Here, toastie toasties are literally put up for auction for you, and you can purchase them and make them your very own personal GF!
For example, pic related, currently on the market right now for 40+! Very hot at the moment! Get in quick! And theres many to choose from! See you there! Many such cases!
https://discord
.gg/xGYZxg9
>>
>Buy roastie
>talk for awhile
>get blocked

Yeah no thanks. Dont waste money on these roasties that will just end up blocking u.
>>
>>46212191
>This invite is invalid or expired
I am so sad now! I will die alone

File: 3exT3Fi.jpg (75 KB, 626x956)
75 KB
75 KB JPG
Was she in the right in this situation?
262 replies and 28 images omitted. Click here to view.
>>
>>46202680
With a wife that ugly I can't blame the guy for getting some lovin' from his daughter instead.
>>
>>46211808
My innocence was lost before I even knew I had it to begin with
>>
>>46211900
>but I have a deep seeded resentment towards that side of my family
Because of the sexual experience or other issues?
>I can't become sexually attracted to someone unless I I get to know them as a person
Isn't that considered normal? You need to trust someone before you can be intimate with them.
That's why alcohol which lowers inhibition makes it easier to have sex.
>>
>>46212011
For my sister, the sexual, for my dad / the rest, other.
>Isn't that considered normal?
Dude I don't know. AFAIK most normal people would/might jump at the chance to have sex with some they're attracted to even if they don't really know them. I'd need like 3-6 months and friendship before I'd want to, even if my dick has been diamonds and ready to go after week 1.
Alcohol does indeed do all o f that, and as an alcoholic it kinda makes me scared that I might make a decision I'd regret some day just because I was horny.
>>
>>46202680
What kind of rape are we talking about here? The kind with lots of crying and threats of violence or the kind where the girl didn't mind getting fucked but just wasn't legally fuckable?

File: 1505116285119.png (38 KB, 588x354)
38 KB
38 KB PNG
What do you think of the current state of imageboard culture? Many prominent original users like moot, Shii or Snacks all seem to be disappointed. Are there any oldfags who like 4chan in 2018?
194 replies and 24 images omitted. Click here to view.
>>
>>46202053
anonymity is perfect for activists that would lose alot by revealing their identity
>>
>>46201847
I think OP pic related is spot on. 4chan has essentially become an anonymous echo chamber for meatfaced reactionary uncles and intensely self-serious edgelords. I'll be honest, I was never really around for pre-2010s 4chan, but it seems a lot more fun than this.
>>
>>46207215
Exactly. Another perfect example would be image-macros, now they're reduced to some grandpa-tier facebook meme like someecards, or reaction .gifs. Rage comics are beyond dead though, last time I ever saw rage-comics they were used by some underage Latin-Americans in the late 2010s. Off-topic though, why are Latin-Americans so behind the trends? They even had a sizeable emo sub-culture in the early 2010s while the rest of the world already moved on from that.

Personally I am a fan of the current abstract/absurdist self-deprecating humour. I just dont like it when it spills over to other sites like twitter/tumblr/reddit and then eventually it gets picked up by the mainstream and gets either overused/sanitized/deformed and dies. Just look at stuff like shrek, pepe, and the retro-aesthetic. Atleast Reddit and Twitter and now capable of creating their own internet meme humor like the expanding brain meme.
>>
File: 1231937192087.jpg (76 KB, 455x430)
76 KB
76 KB JPG
'07 Summerfag that stumbled into /a/ during Lucky Star vs. Gurren Lagann. Mostly still stick to /a/ and one /vg/ thread, but also visit a few other boards like /r9k/ or /ck/ on occasion.

It's always been getting a little bit worse as time passed. 4chan become more well-known, and more self-aware. People fucking around, image macros and memes that sprang up organically from some typo or random silliness that caught the attention of anons. Eventually that complete anonymity began to wear away.

People wanted less to talk about the hobby or interest that the boards were dedicated to and more about themselves, the person partaking of that hobby or interest. Some boards were more resistant than others.

You also had the rise of social media, contributing greatly to the flooding of the internet with normalfags. People that wanted to do a meme just like that 4chan. Many went to other places filled with cheap imitation, but some also came here. You had Advice Dog, which become their blueprint for what an "internet meme" is. It stopped being about something funny in the moment and starting being about "look at me, look at this meme I made!" That behavior is magnified on social media, but its effect has been noticeable here as well.

Now, there are a lot of actual retards and actual racists. There are still people who act like retards and act like racists, but the attitude is more of the "it was just a prank, bro" shithead variety. Like this posterboy here https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gnXBeQwmmrc How successful they've been in commandeering boards has largely depended on how well individual boards have been able to maintain their core board culture and deter the intrusion of outside influences.

I still come here because there are still plenty of good threads, even with the shit piling up. For better or worse, this place is more of a home for me than anything or anywhere else in my life. The one place I can just be myself and not have to pretend.
>>
>>46201916
the main issue with 4chan and specifically pol and b is 4chan made it to the news too much during the election, not only do normies know about it but political action groups do as well. I always used to get annoyed with people saying "jidf" everytime someone disagreed with them but not there are clearly astroturfed threads full of lefty stuff, it's legitimately about a full time thing. It has changed drastically since before the election. wanna note i've been here since something like 06 on and off (was on ebaums, you guys always accused of pulling your pranks lol), starting in '10 regularly

You know that this is the most toxic place on the internet there is, right? You do realize that the longer you stay here and end up seeing dick pics and bait images, non-sensical greentexts, and all of this shit, the worse you'll get in the head, right? You do realize that this place only worsens your mental health by being constantly bombarded with shit all the time, right?
16 replies and 5 images omitted. Click here to view.
>>
File: c5f.gif (1.14 MB, 250x250)
1.14 MB
1.14 MB GIF
Yup, I took a month break from r9k and this is the first day I've been back because I've been happy for a few days in a row. I've been having a pic related at the memes.

Really /r9k/ just obsesses over the sexual preferences of 8-10/10 hyperslut women who use tinder and crawl bars. That's a slim minority of women.
>>
>>46211597
Honestly to an extent I get more depressed hearing about normies and their normie lives with their normie relationships and normie property ownership and normie jobs.

Here everybody is such a goddamned fuckup that I don't feel like I'm such a fuckup you know?
>>
File: 1.jpg (41 KB, 474x532)
41 KB
41 KB JPG
I would agree that this particular board can be toxic, but the website in itself (particularly the SFW boards) is quite liberating and enables a very nice ability to exchange ideas without being targeted. /r9k/ has its purpose as a board primarily serving as catharsis for those struggling and in a pitfall in life. I agree that one shouldn't be here if there life is in check, (they usually are driven away) but it is not the root of someones illness.
>>
>>46211724
Everybody is a fuckup, because nobody will ever be perfect. It's just that people have different standards. What you find on r9k are people with low standards (including myself) which allievates the pressure you feel in the normie world.
>>
>>46209299
That's weird I don't remember writing this post

File: taboo.jpg (380 KB, 1280x692)
380 KB
380 KB JPG
At what age do most guys touch their first pair of tits? (mommy's don't count)
36 replies and 3 images omitted. Click here to view.
>>
File: Asuka5.jpg (1.64 MB, 1979x2691)
1.64 MB
1.64 MB JPG
whenever they get their first gf. Where I grew up (Mexico) this usually happens around 7th or 8th grade.
I don't need to say this but that obviously didn't happen with me
>>
>>46210115
Fondle them, motorboat them, suck on the nipples. Use your imagination.
t. escorts and asian massage places
>>
>>46209668
Unironically fuck off from this board
>>
File: Untitled.jpg (179 KB, 1386x745)
179 KB
179 KB JPG
>>46207884
this made me giggle like a little school girl
>>
This thread is proof this board has turned into teenybopper containment board of failed normies who are still normies, but just failed normies.

It's no wonder my 25-30+ year old threads get literally 0 traction, 98% of the board is <18 year old failed normies.

File: tinder.png (93 KB, 1200x1200)
93 KB
93 KB PNG
ITT: we help each other talk to our matches and hopefully save some anon from spending any more time in this place
90 replies and 12 images omitted. Click here to view.
>>
File: 135424534563456.jpg (167 KB, 550x975)
167 KB
167 KB JPG
what went wrong guys
>>
File: 1526267109319.jpg (1.64 MB, 2914x3971)
1.64 MB
1.64 MB JPG
>>46210969
I feel your pain anon. Some of these girls are flaky too. Made plans for two different dates with two different girls, chatted with them both up until the day of as normal and then got ghosted lel.

It's no big deal, I don't take rejection personally I just don't see the point of not being honest at being disinterested at least.
>>
>>46211065
You know exactly where it went wrong anon, I chuckled at the stupid imagery though.
>>
>>46211065
you cucked yourself. Don't say negative things about you right away. Only women are allowed to undervalue themselves so they can receive compliments.
>>
File: 1526564738480.png (173 KB, 573x509)
173 KB
173 KB PNG
>>46211065
>You there?
If nothing else you made some faggot on the internet laugh, anon.

File: 2f7.jpg (28 KB, 601x508)
28 KB
28 KB JPG
>nothing to do all day
>1 of my 2 e-friends that actually talk to me has been away for a week
>so bored i bought a ps4 just to play bloodborne
>halfway through the game
>bored again
what do I do until wednesday (it's when my friend is supposed to come back)? I'm at home 24/7.
>>
GO FISHIN ANON. AINT GOTTA BE COOPED UP IN YOUR ROOM PLAYING VIDYA ALL DAY,,YEP JUST GOOD OL FISHIN IS ALL YA NEED
>>
>>46211947
>buys a ps4 out of boredom

how about you give me some money anon, it would make me feel warm and tingly inside


Delete Post: [File Only] Style:
[1] [2] [3] [4] [5] [6] [7] [8] [9] [10]
[1] [2] [3] [4] [5] [6] [7] [8] [9] [10]
[Disable Mobile View / Use Desktop Site]

[Enable Mobile View / Use Mobile Site]

All trademarks and copyrights on this page are owned by their respective parties. Images uploaded are the responsibility of the Poster. Comments are owned by the Poster.