This is my story of becoming a cuckold>Meet 20yo asian gf>after a few months it turns out she's still fucking white guys on the side>her social media is all chads messaging to meet>Get angry but also realize it's making my cock hard>Tell her I don't like it but secretly masturbate to her being fucked by others when she's away "with friends">Come out of the closet and tell her Im ok with her fucking others! she gets angry and tells me shes not a slut>Eventually after a period of trying an open relationship she breaks up with me>Milk my cock dry to the texts she sent meFast forward to next two gfs>neither is into seeing other guys>they're fiercely loyal and jealous Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>83873498besides west coast this is just general advice to attract women. I'd also say you can find asians at universities/the northeast US/any chinatown anywhere
>>83873498>groom your facial hairAsian women are into beards? I will try to groom a long beard.
>>83873598Don't know about full on beard beards, but a well maintained face of hair makes most men look better across the board. It does double by making you look more manly and potentially hiding imperfections on your lower face. Mine helps cover up ugly acne scars from my teenage years.
>>83872039ok maybe if my gf looked like that. she can fucj anyone she wants
>>83870873>>83872081It was traumatising because I thought I was going to marry her! I wanted her to be happy so I did all I could to support her even though she was fucking other men... sometimes without condomsAt least through the pain I can have some fun
Seems like it's shockingly popular among nerdy NEET girls. I genuinely do not give a shit about MMORPGs in the slightest but I need somewhere to socialize online and I cannot stand public discord servers
>>83874834ok you said you "knew" a girl so that surely doesn't imply you knew about her masturbation habits
>>83874815The signs were always there in retrospect, but she skipped town with this guy and became be a veterinarian, always had a dog, was super into animals, drew wolves really well (looking back it was in classic online furry style), she got me into Inuyasha. But we only know because when I call this guy an eboy I mean I personally stumbled across someone, who I strongly suspect was him, posting pictures of her here ("Hi" if you're reading this) laying down with a St. Bernard-sized male and smiling while he posted about it. Only three possibilities, the way I see it.>She was always like that, and found someone who was into/fine with it.>He was into it and corrupted all the above pieces >Some kinky rando scraped the picture from her socials and horny-posted.
it's quite literally only married women. in all my years on this planet gaming I only met one girl who played wow and she ghosted me to be with her ex husband
>>83874846When I was helping raiding for another guild I heard the older women who ran the guild would use the opportunity to flirt with the young 18-20 yr old guys and then pay to fly them out and bang them. Divorcees I guess since they seemed to have money. It happened after I kept hearing all these sex jokes in the raid, and I had to ask one of the other guys what was the deal with that.
>playing WoW for girlsYou all think of the funniest things.
There's a lot of talk about how to kill yourself but not a lot of talk about where. My method is set but where is the best place to kill yourself? I don't want to make a mess in the house for obvious reasons and I'd prefer to do it somewhere where I'll be found by first responders instead of some random person. I'm thinking of finding somewhere secluded, giving my location to the cops and then just doing it. That sounds good enough, right?
>>83875226This is a serious website for serious people only. You must be 18 years or older to enter. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5yt849wJyVk
>>83875219Only Moot was baptized and he was a lapsed Catholic who pivoted into smug atheism and emphasized repeatedly that he was *baptized* and not *practicing* while never saying he was *confirmed*. You fucking newfag. We're Jehovah's Witnesses.
>>83875239Uh huh, the interbutts is serious business after all. We don't do things for the lulz here!
>>83875239>dat censorshipholy fuck i forgot what the early 2000s were like lmaohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gXHZ0e8z3j4
>>83875254Exactly, thank you. I'm glad you could see reason and recognize the gravity of this situation and our precarious relationship with the gravity of the persistent internet.
Short hair on men makes you look low iq and npc like. I swear it's some kind of a psyop to make men look like shit; you aren't black, you can have long hair without burning your skull. Look at Alexander the Great or even Jesus, their long hair wasn't just style, it was power, presence, and a signal that they didn't follow the herd. Grow your hair out a little, and suddenly you carry the same aura of confidence and class that short-haired normies will never understand.
>le true Jesus according to /r/atheism says he's a shitskin!!!! >christcucks btfo!!!!>n-no 2000 years of handed down oral and written eyewitness accounts doesn't count!!
it was never about the hair retard, look at my and their faces.
>>83874757top left is cuter, top right looks like a soulless catamite kek
>>83875242ihave a dick so my opion on this doesntmatter though
>>83871120>Short hair on men makes you look low iq and npc like. I swear it's some kind of a psyop to make men look like shit; you aren't black, you can have long hair without burning your skull. Look at Alexander the Great or even Jesus, their long hair wasn't just style, it was power, presence, and a signal that they didn't follow the herd. Grow your hair out a little, and suddenly you carry the same aura of confidence and class that short-haired normies will never understand.gtfo the thread. go smash eggs on your head and make a cake on top of it
What's up with girls with poor posture?Like, babe, stand up straightIt ain't cute hunching like thatDo some front squats or sum
I HAVE KYPHOSIS and SCOLIOSIS I CANT
Tenderonis
>>83874648I don't think anyone hunches their backs because they think it's cute
>>83874662Backshots will fix it
>>83874662Where do I meet cute scoliotic girls...
>be me>frequent asmr enjoyer>come across new qt3.14 in the recommends >videos are a little suggestive but not too lewd>check her page>there's a link to her webpage that links her onlyfans>ahhhhhhhh yeah>only $5/month>subscribe and start scrolling>she doesn't have a penisI am so sick of this I literally cannot do it anymore. I don't even care about the $5, it's the disappointment. If you have a femboy build but you're a biowoman, please make it clear in your profile.
>>83875227>gay retard is also an asmr cuckimagine my shawck
You can have sex with women born in 2008.Crazy!
>>83874479>new aged 31 year old women look younger than all of your gen zyeah, what's up with this?
>>83874388Did girls finally figure out their boobs can make them money instead of lopping them off?
>>83874388She has the face of Gail the Snail from Always sunny.
>>83875080>Did girls finally figure out their boobs can make them money instead of lopping them off?a few more woke up after they saw the tiktok girls but mostly they are still morons
>>83874388You can even have sex with women who were born last week if you're brave and Jewish enough.
Where can I find internet people who are economically right-wing and socially left-wing?This position seems to be very difficult to find online. Everything is some variant of slopulist retardation. All I've really got is https://www.reddit.com/r/neoliberal, but reddit sucks
>>83874814The Holodomor never happened and was made up by Ukrainian neo-Nazis in the 1960s who exaggerated a famine in 1930s USSR that mostly affected ethnic Russians.
>>83874953that's the islamic republic, inshallah
>>83874639>>Capitalism>What has it really done for you that you are willing to go to bat for it?Intelligent individuals understand capitalism leads to far more prosperity than socialism.
>>83874707>hitler was that I'm pretty sureNo, he was the exact opposite
Depends on how you define left-wing. This was the majority of 4chan in the past. It is usually what makes up a libertarian or classical liberal view. 4chan was always contrarianHowever, this has changed as the Overton window has shifted very far left. The main thing is that the leftist policies being pushed now are advocating for authoritarian change or change that directly changes the way most people live. Most libertarian types didn't care what other people did as long as it didn't affect what they were doing or how they are supposed to live. They believed firmly in the golden rule, live and let live, and my rights end where others begin.Gamergate was part of the big culture shift here that opened many eyes to the collapse of their world. The issue is that live and let live doesn't actually work. As soon as someone decides that they don't like the way you live and they demand change, that policy fails. If your politics and culture is that of tolerance of other people's views and beliefs, that will quickly fall if one side has an ideology that "requires" you to think a certain way. The left has become so polarized in one direction now that they actively vilify anyone with viewpoints different than their own. You see that in the rhetoric where anyone with certain views is labelled as a "nazi" or similar view to strawman their views as some monstrous "other". The left now masquerades as being tolerant while being wholly intolerant of anyone with a different view than themselves, yet they will hold that hypocritical stance and justify it under the purview that they cannot allow certain "intolerant" views from being held. The issue is that has spread to anyone with a deferential opinion - or worse a deferential identity due to the rise of identity politics and a new form of "original sin". This pushes the formerly left to a reactionary right in response. It creates the imagined monster as the average person who wanted to be left alone is pushed into a corner.
what movie should i watch r9k?
welcome to the dollhouse and muriel's wedding are pretty good.
Try Happiness (1998) or Palindromes (2004).
>>83874972Try Christiane F. (1981), Dancer in the Dark (2000), Lilya 4-ever (2002), Thirteen (2003), Dogville (2003), or Christine (2016).
Trainspotting and Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas
>>83874972Bless Their Little Hearts
Attempted giving myself anal with a vibrating dildo (small for anal, specifically) and a lubed condom. It wasn't enjoyable, and actually quite painful. I guess I'm not gay then, because that was unenjoyable and I don't understand how any bottom would intentionally put themselves through that. Fuck me, that was terrible.
>>83874533So being gay (homosexual) is an attraction to the same sex, for you it would be a man. A vibrating dildo is not a man, it's not even a penis, though penises have little to do with men. If you remove your penis you are still a man, if a woman adds a penis she is still a woman. So sticking something penis shaped up your ass has nothing to do with being gay.You can be sexually attracted to men and never ever ever ever put anything up your ass ever and you're still a flaming faggot for liking men. Many gay men never have anal sex because it's gross.
>>83874582Do you think the plural for "penis" could be "penie?"
>>83874533it's a skill issue and you need to git gud
I will always say a moid who is into anal is a gay man in denial. That still holds true to you, OP.
>men: wants to have anal sex with women>also men: cannot take anal themselves despite having a prostate
How gay are you? I like some men like twinks and twunks but thats it really, i like pretty much any woman that isn't gross or old though.
>>83873644>things like thisBefore I click, is there anal?
>>83873974Neither have anal.
>>83872795I am not gay. as in i am not sexually or romantically attracted to men.but I do know that that man is hot and attractiveand I understand why a woman would be attractive to it.like if i was a woman i would let him fuck me
>>83872795Every time I see a man like that I think about how his body looks like a package of salami or a hot dog that would burst through the skin if pressed with even the slightest amount of pressure. Like it's bulging out of the epidermis like an inflamed boil. I wonder if you pricked that bicep or breasts if it would bleed or perhaps ooze other forms of clear liquid like plasma.
>>83872795I just like pretty boy twinks.
We are going to die, and thats ok. Try not to be a total nigger and make things slightly better or at least not worse for the people of tomorrow, if you give a shit at all about the secrets of the universe being uncovered. Ignore faggots who say theyve already discovered them while being stuck on this rock unable to leave and still restricted to all the physical limitations that apply to everyone else
>>83874120>Ignore faggots who say theyve already discovered them while being stuck on this rock unable to leave and still restricted to all the physical limitations that apply to everyone else>We are going to dieBro found himself
>>83874120I don't care about the people of tomorrow
hello again neets.what have you been up to what have you been doing.I have just been laying in bed and putting random audios of lectures about bullshit that sounds vaguely informative to listen to while in a daze. sometimes I will type half formed thoughts online to people who don't care about me. then I sleep some more. I feel like my life has a lot of potential if I had any self control but somehow I never maintain it when I do get those bursts. ultimately this might just be some form of really embarassing immaturity. but also I think that without this extended periods of childishness a lot of factors that differentiate me and give me potential would not have manifested. what can I do right now? I am externalizing thoughts on r9k
>>83874980There's some parable about the "infinite child mind" or what ever, but I can't exactly recall it. It was basically a fountain of youth explanation.
>>83874980Potential is pretty much useless if you've never made anything out of it in your formative years, I still coped for a few more years that there was more to me, and there wasn't
>>83875052what kind of hopes and dreams did you have?I have like 100 diff fantasies. one ATM is I want to make a website that surpasses 4chan with customizabiliry and features and is a hybrid of other sites too like plug.dj and omegle.I got partway through making it with AI and it was functional and good but not scalable unless I venture to learn web dev properly
>>83875068>what kind of hopes and dreams did you have?I can't really make the the distinction between fantasy and dreams, it feels passive to me mostly, or maybe it's choice paralysis or realizing it's unrealistic
Is anyone here a teacher or had working experiences in schools? I'm starting my 50 day long internship at a school today. I can't say I'm super pumped for it. I exude zero authority. I'm 26 but these 15 year old kids likely have more life experience than me. I am gonna get eaten alive in this profession. both by the kids AND the cannibalizing gossiping adults in the staff room.
>>83874158>r9k betas>touching anyonelmao
>>83874174are you new? we have a bunch of pedos who constantly sex the underage girls who appear hereone of them, allegedly, even raped his own sister and lived with another poster for quite a while when she was 14-16
>>83874150OP I'm going to say this once and I'm going to say it clearly. You have to JackBlackMaxx. Grow a long beard (yes his current look, his SoR look won't exude enough authority) and no matter WHAT respond with either a quip (if you can think of something funny) OR a feel-good story/anecdote from your adolescence that pertains to the situation (doesn't have to be real) to every little shit's unfunny tease or 67 joke or whatever the fuck other disrespect they throw at you. At best you will grow to become their younger, yet still sagely teacher figure and at worst you will be their verbal punching bag outside of class as they'll feel too bad for you to say anything to your face. It's a win either way. ||The only catch is you have to be 5'6-5'10 otherwise they'll just think you're creepy lanklet/dwarf. You have to exude JackBlackness.||
>>8387424414 is not underage you moralfagging rerard
>>83874268>5'6-5'10checks out then. seems like a funny strategy though. im sure it worked for some people before
Can you even think of a woman that isnt related to you that cares about you ?Why live ?It boggles my mind that women are so pretty and pleasant looking. But in reality they dont care about anyone.
>>83874194I have plenty of female friends who check on me and hang out with me regularly
>>83874201>i'm short, ugly, old, and have a dogface and women are universally repulsed by my presence weird thing to freely admit but ok
>>83875059That's something everyone here is perfectly willing to freely admit lmao.
>>83875059Where do you think you are, retard?
>female coworkershe likely views me as a friend, but the distance is building as I no longer work on shift with her after working with her closely for 4.5 years. I am kind of testing to see how long I can break off contact with her until she says something to me. We no longer message each other individually except for Tiktoks for the most part (been like that for years). She relegated all other communications to a group snapchat. I had a crush on her for a long time, but I doubt it was ever reciprocated given she switched over to the group chat long ago. She once told me "we vibed" and we do some stuff one on one, but I think she deliberately keeps things casual. She's just a tomboyish girl in the first place. She either viewed the fact i never made a move as non-interest, or she views me as not dateable. Dunno - I was paralyzed to inaction due to not wanting to make things awkward at work with her. I also just assume I am not desired (never have been), and I took the hint when she wanted to make me a dating profile when she herself was single as the fact that she didn't view me that way. >another female coworkershe's just clingy and basically bipolar. At times, she wants me around. Other times, it's like I don't exist. She stresses me out with her hot/cold treatment, and I try to keep my distance from her now. She would miss me if I were gone, but I don't put any value in her "want" of me since it seems to vary on a whim.
