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zero effort mbti thread because zero effort mbti thread
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>>83667743
>Also my pics are even better see
don't lie don't lieeee i know you've been downloading my images oh you have
>postponed since it's a snowday we're getting like 25 cm of snow fucked up
that's crazy and evil where do you live where it's snowing so hard
fire punch reference
>>83667576
just wait until patchouli comes in bucko
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>>83667801
fucking forgot to namefag again fuck
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>>83667805
You ARE the other togata. Fucking got proof now LMAO
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>>83667801
>i know you've been downloading my images oh you have
OK only some of them. There's been a drought of Togata fanart since forever I gotta take what I can get. Fire Punch in theaters 2026 will resolve this.
>that's crazy and evil where do you live where it's snowing so hard
Canada. Aren't you American you should be getting some too
>fire punch reference
Togata would've loved trailer park boys.
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>>83667801
Patchy never says anything though. He gets basic concepts wrong and misconstrues them with other concepts.
And he commits one of the gravest Jungian sins; to talk about, analyze and conceptualize symbols, rather than embodying them and integrating them. He does not allow symbols or archetypes to transform his psyche, and merely keeps them at arms length through rationalization. His understanding is fundamentally flawed because it comes from a place of pure rationalization, intellectualization and lacks the experience with the archetypes first hand within his own psyche.
He sits preeminently in his fortified logos, safe from the touch of any ""unsafe"" archetypes which might drag mud in and soil his pristinely polished purely white, symbolically one sided floors of marble.

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>Forgot 2 major things and made my mom angry at me
I think I'm a disappointment to my family dude
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been having memory issues too
sorry anon.
my mom gives me chores every day and she has to write them down on a paper for me otherwise i forget them, even when I try really hard.
She's so patient with me that I feel bad for not making her angry.
Im trying out a psychiatrist to see if they can help me out with ordering my thoughts and my life but it feels pretty pathetic.
everything just flows from one moment to the next without a past or future. When i try to think to the past it's like a blurry haze then it's gone.
It feels sort of bleak. Like I have brain damage or something. I want to get mad at myself or scared but I can't really do anything with it.
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>>83667509
I just wish my brain could function like everybody else's
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>>83667481
start journaling
set alarms if you have important things to do
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>>83667481
I used to "forget" things on purpose, like I used to do things on purpose to mimic natural human behavior but it's happening to me too
Time also feels like it's going faster, and thoughts get caught up with it too
I used to this it was alcohol but I had stopped abusing it for 8 months
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>>83667481
Everything should be forgotten OP. Even your mom.

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I like the dynamic of victim turned possesive x bully turned upside down and I love to explore katsuki's fragile ego :) such yummy angst

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first of the new year edition

Previous: https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/83523804/

Rules:

Ignore impolite moids

Questions:
>how was your new years?
>how did you spend your holidays?
>did you get anything interesting for christmas?

FAQ:
>What is this thread?

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>>83666106
Are you the Lilac fan from the other thread which I frequent?
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Are we finally ready to kick the spirit of internalized misogyny right in the friggin' balls?
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>>83662025
It's nice to hear from you too! It's nice to catch up sometimes. I get curious as to what everyone has been doing. I like about you and your boyfriend doing overnight hikes and camping out. It's a nice thing to read. I don't think me and my husband would be able to do it mainly due to sleeping on a mat. Our backs would be murdering us.

Why in the hell would they do it then if it's not a good idea? Is it some rush they were trying to get from it? Not to mention going further with more risks? I just don't understand it.

Thank you for the reminder why I purged my social media accounts. It ticks me off that people would go through social media accounts to do that. It's like people cannot share anything anymore without having to worry.

>getting their own government department to run.
Lol.

The wedge is something we usually did for patients at the group home. We had a lot of snorers! Thankfully, some of them had a cpap which stopped that.

>>83662359
Pic is so aggrevating. I had to do that not too long ago to get our drive way. Thankfully it didn't take long. It's definitely a benefit of not living in the backwoods anymore.


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>>83666644
Yes, I'm a fan of you both.
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>>83665358
I thought it was pretty cute too. The person who genned it also gens of others in my TTRPG group from time to time. Sometimes he does one of us when fancies it, like his representation of my witch costume. I thought it captured the vibe well enough.
>>83665944
>Concurred.
You're both too kind.
>I was thinking the same thing.
I now have to imagine there were cave men who stayed in their cave looking at paintings of other cavemen mating. What kind of terminal painting-brain existed in r9kave?
>>83667198
>I like about you and your boyfriend doing overnight hikes and camping out
We love it too. Cuddling up with your lover next to a camp fire at night listening to the sounds of the forest is magical. It really helps to wash away all the little worries you had before and realize what's really important in your life.
>I don't think me and my husband would be able to do it mainly due to sleeping on a mat. Our backs would be murdering us.
Anything that connects you to the ground (boots, socks, mat, etc) needs to be premium. Scrubs didn't like mats much either, so we got ourselves a cushioned air mattress and it's been wonderful.
>Why in the hell would they do it then if it's not a good idea? Is it some rush they were trying to get from it?
They had their doubts on occasion, but I guess being able to see your coworkers doing naughty things was just too good to stop. There's no point in trying to rationalize it beyond a primal horniness of broken minds.
>The wedge is something we usually did for patients at the group home.

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When did /r9k/ become so boring and terrible?
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>>83667806
apply when they do the yearly janny applications lole
i think the one on the fag board knows me personally and hates me, bans me over nothing pretty often
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>>83667906
I think I get auto disqualified for saying I want to do it here as the main board. I don't really care about other boards. The other off topic boards are an actual lost cause and the hobby boards lost the battle to reddit ages ago
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>>83667189
when 4chan got zogbotted and when women realised they could get infinite attention here and men stopped being misogynistic
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>>83667346
>teaching Chinese students about western psyop methods
when the Pacific Theatre eventually turns upside down i'll get the fucking popcorn to witness the swarms of East Asians and using their languages with polymorphic variations of characters with varying semantics in tandem with Markiplier
they drink to their youth and to days come and gone, as their population pyramids all become anorexic, as they age, as they become more decadent whilst fucking spamming these things with incomprehensible semantics
for that their languages is (figuratively) fucking witchcraft in the eyes of anything outside of their borders for that it intimidates them.
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>>83667212
It was extremely comfy 13+ years ago before the entire catalog became nothing but facebook frog spam and the normalfags caught onto the "rare pepe" fad. I don't know if it's worse to have experienced that sort of internet culture and witness it being molested into what it is today or to have never experienced it at all and only know the modern internet.

Lately I feel a profound sense of loss every time I come back here and see the kinds of threads that make up this board, and all of 4chan really. I know people have always said this, but every decade it just seems to ring more true than the last. It isn't really an imageboard specific thing, though.

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What is a word for non americans? Mexicans have gringos. Jews have goyim. Romans have barbarians. What do we have?
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>>83666881
kek

foreigners are so beneath the notice of westerners living in first world countries we just never bothered to think about a word for them until their presence became a problem. well i guess there was nigger, that has pretty old roots relatively.
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>>83666861
nonmerimutts
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>>83666861
aliens
Anything else doesn't roll off the tongue
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>>83666861
Background noise? Missile fodder? Indiana Jones' sidekicks?

In the US (90s) we knew there was a world filled with people out there, we just didn't give a fuck.
>Oh, you're all starving and shit? That sucks. Well, I'm going to Taco Bell to order from the 79 cent menu and eat until I'm sick. Good luck.
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Communists

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I want an arthoe gf so fucking bad.
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>>83667517
Because she's actually pretty unlike venti and her flapjack droopers.
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>>83667492
yw this is ancient elder lore
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>>83667546
thems fighting words nigger
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>>83667440
bro it's fine to have a type, just don't be the guy crying in the corner because no "art hoe gf" wants to touch your autism. go outside, shower, maybe learn something besides anime and edgy memes, and suddenly you might not be completely hopeless. fantasies are for fapping, not for life.
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>>83667817
>go outside, shower, maybe learn something besides anime and edgy memes
Why would I do that when I already have a stable job and a house to live in. Life is easy now, I work then get to go home and lock myself inside every other hour of the day watching anime. Bitches can smell desperation, nothing more off putting than a man who pursues them. I'll wait for them to come to me.

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I dont like videogames anymore
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Same desu ne
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>>83667293
same here
not like there's much of anything else to do though
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idk they're pretty fun to me, playing ninja gaiden 4 right now and its really fun
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>>83667293
Take a break from them for a while. I didn't like games anymore for a while too. Also, its a pretty common sign of depression. You should see a therapist or a psychiatrist. If you genuinely don't think it's a problem like that, just quit playing games for a month and see if you like them again afterwards.
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>>83667293
Same but i dont have like an other thing to do to kill time

So here's a good one.
https://files.catbox.moe/7lueai.mp4
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>>83667782
Thats a very cynic point of view. You might as well have said this is only cool if your recorded it with your eyeballs and then uploaded it to 4chan via pure thought.
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>>83667771
Thank goodness. Same here, except it doesn't matter what I post. Maybe I'm just shadow banned or something...
Either way, have a good one OP.
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>>83667840
I don't think shadow banning is real desu the average user is just narcissists who want people to talk about them not to them we also have an uptick in women posters which just makes it worse
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>>83667832
dont blow things out of proportion, i am merely saying that this video alone is not enough to make this a good thread
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>>83667885
Oh I'm sorry was this not up to your
Fembot how do you feel about paizuri?
Right wing thing happened and here's why it was based?
Eceleb just did thing thoughts?
Here's a totally organic post I just happened to find on Reddit that I totally didn't make myself
I heard you missed Twitter so I brought some screenshots for you to get angry over
Thread standards of good?
Compared to the usual posting of this board this the fucking mona Lisa

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Just learned what a "juiced cock" is.
As the post I saw said "A Juiced cock is one that has been shot with 1000's of small injections of liquid silicone over many years to "enhance" it"
It's not beautiful, it's fucking horrible. Why would someone do that to their genitals? Even trannies have more reasons than however juices their god-damned cocks

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Sorry fembot but if you aren't this big chad won't want you.
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>>83667859
you realize its way easier for a woman to grow her tits than it is for a man to grow his dick or height right?

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Why are so many monstergirls posting on /r9k/ as of late? Where are they all coming from?

>seriously anon? you are still playing your computer games? didn't you say you will stop it once you have a girlfriend? I am here and now what?
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>>83667112
>I am here and now what?
Hmmm....
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>>83667112
>i am here
where?
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>I am here and now what?
I'm trying to figure that out for myself my entire life.
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>>83667112
Okay. Let's play. https://youtube.com/shorts/Zxric1fPYNU
>proceeds to get naked.
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>>83667112
>>seriously anon? you are still playing your computer games? didn't you say you will stop it once you have a girlfriend? I am here and now what?
yeah deal with it retard

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I squished a bug (idk if it was a mosquito or not) on my screen with my finger but I'm too tired to get up and wash my hand, am I going to contract a horrible disease if I just decide to sleep now?

ITT we celebrate the fact that President Trump is establishing the eternal Far Right Paradise & we laugh at those who hate it.

MAGA forever, fuck all those nihilistic extremists that wants to destroy the west.
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>>83661156
"Families"
Military age men.
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>>83660413
If the election happened today Kamala Harris would lose even harder
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>>83667747
Do you actually believe that Trump would be able to handle a public debate with anybody?
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>>83667785
Biden dropped out of the race and was replaced by Kamala Harris as the candidate because of his debate performance against Trump.
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>>83667785
>because you'd be in jail


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