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>"Anon, it's..... it's yours."
How would you react in this situation?
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I dunno, im not american. I rewatched the first pokemon season a year ago and can clearly remember some episode where they showed the guns.
same here
i hope that husband of yours has enough money to raise 4 kids
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Found it. What's funny though is that i watched this episode on netflix
>guns censored in 'murica
is this real life?
in the pokemon world, are guns stronger than pokemon attacks? There are times where pokemon attacks seem to be just sort of comedic and other times where they actually do things.
If I shot a pikachu in the head, would it die or would it just be like getting hit with a pokemon attack?

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>he doesn't have a Linkedin profile

Is there a more telling sign of a failure?
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>he feels the need to 'sell' himself to jews
I took an afternoon off to put on a suit and get a local professional photographer to take a picture for my Linked in. Does that make me a success?
Professional Facebook, pretty much.
Good for finding people in industires/companies that you want to apply to.
Add everyone you know, then when you want to search for a new job, see who you know is in the field and ask them to help you out.
It's good for keeping in touch with people on a professional level (email also works) and you can help out other people who might need it.
This is false, Facebook is useless after highschool and arguably college.
The benefit is that most everyone has one, so if you need to contact someone for school, they have a facebook. Only thing I use it for is messaging since it's easier than texting.
It's a great start, having a professional picture makes an important difference.
Can't supplement a bad reppetoire though, you still need to put on your education, resume, jobs, etc.
I had one for ages but it didn't help any more than a well formatted resume with references would. I actually got more job interviews without it.

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>tfw no virtual reality bf
I can be your bff plssssssss
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Then Perish.
apparently not origami
Age? I would love to be your vbf
>tomoki still shitposting out of spite of cebruz
>anons still think hes a girl
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>tfw no op of these threads bf


Why couldn't this man have a happy ending? He deserved much more than he received in the end
>hitomi u fucking bitch
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very weird. like peering into another world. a world where it's still possible to have dreams and watch your hopes get crushed but somehow you continue living and experiencing brand new things.

you're not wrong
That's the point. Rarely in life are there any truly happy or tragic endings, instead the reality most of us face is one of painful mediocrity. Satou is forced to work a dead end job out of necessity, Yamazaki is forced to abandon his passion and take over his family's farm. Life fucking sucks and it sucks in the most boring way possible.
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Sato does turn out ok according to this post from the NHK author:
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that's... that's nice
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The anime should have ended like Fight Club.
NHK HQ going down.

Fembots, why don't you have a cute guy wrapped between your legs?
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just tell me when you gotta pee so I can open my mouth desu.
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>just tell me when you gotta pee so I can open my mouth desu.
The thought of it made my pussy dripping desu
Then show fuckin pussy, you worthless piece of crap.
*sniff sniff* hmm yes... *sniff* quite pungent if I do say so myself *sniff sniff*
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Here. Talk to me like that again, and I'll make you deepthroat me.

Has anyone been to a residential rehab program for drugs or alcohol?
Has anyone been there for a year?
What was it like, how much do they force religion on you?
How much physical labor do you do, how much privacy do you have?


has anyone had an AA "sponsor?"
it really creeps me out to think of someone calling me up
>two black men carrying a deadbeat white woman
I thought I seen it all.
Inpatient rehab, for like 2 weeks. Alcohol withdrawals. No labor, no religion. Jigsaw puzzles and daytime TV. It was very boring. After 2 weeks I was desperate to leave. There were bs activities like AA. It was better than watching another episode of Dr. Phil at least. The food was okay, but bland. I got some chips and a coke first thing when I left. Only go if you really need to. Quitting on your own is better. If you can do it, and safely.

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Ok R9K, so recently something interesting has been happening. I'd say the last few years at most.
In my early teens, I was an athletic chad that went to pretty much every house party in my town. I knew everyone, and had been with pretty much most girls that weren't trogs. In my late teens, I focused more on education and lost my ripped physique, and discovered 4chan in 2007. Ever since 4chan, I've pretty much had no pussy and haven't really expanded my social circle. I started playing online games more and spending most of my time shut in.
However, in the past 4 or so years, I randomly started getting girls throwing themselves at me out of nowhere, both IRL and online. Even small things like a trip to the local paki shop would end up with me getting some girls number, and they would offer... I wouldn't even usually ask.
Anyway, I had a string of almost constant relationships in the last 4 years, had some serious life experiences, got cheated on etc.

I've found that I went from a foreveralone neet who thrived in being alone, to being a prissy faggot who can't go one month without a gf before getting lonely. What's happened to me pol? Just yesterday one of my long time American friends confessed that she'd loved me for quite a while and basically doesn't want to miss her chance with me now that I'm single again (for about a month). She wants to fly over and visit me too, paying for herself.

I havent changed much from being a foreveralone neet in my late teens to now, I just have a bit more money. What's going on?
Any of you had similar experiences?

>TL;DR I'm British and I have a yank gf
>>TL;DR I'm British and I have a yank gf
well fuck off then
whats up dude, you seem pretty hostile?
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> What's happened to me pol?

You should probably fix up your shitty copypasta then if you want less hostility.
probably, but me being a lazy fuck just makes what I said even more relevant to the mystery.

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Why is it that women require you to be so special and amazing just to be in a relationship with them?
>Don't be boring
What the fuck do you want me to do? Climb mountains every day and skydive? I'm able to converse about a wide range of topics if that's what you mean. They require so many things and all I want is a nice and peaceful relationship. People think that you already have to have a perfect personality to compliment theirs but that's not how a real relationship would work.
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She needs you to be ultra exciting mega chad in order to balance out the fact that shes a worthless cunt that does nothing but each ice cream and watch TV all day.

would be one thing if she demanded these things when she herself was a prize catch but most women are mediocre and boring. Its ok to be unattractive and boring so long as you dont make any demands on others but alas they always do.
>tfw not born japanese or chinese and guaranteed a beautiful average asian gf
Women have ridiculous bargaining power because society lets them have it. Ironically, it's kind of society's fault since before men had the bargaining power. Men used to be able to just say "alright you're my wife now" and they couldn't do anything about it out of fear that no one else would pick them. In other societies, neither party had the bargaining power and it was allotted by parents.

This is the reason why women fear anything that takes away their power (eg foreign women, sexbots).
Basically they need a man to even out all their shortcomings.
Fat, short, unemployed bitch with no hobbies. Looks for interesting, respected, rich, muscular Chad. Only if 6ft3 tho.
There's a huge asian communtiy in my city. Chinese girls love white guys.

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Don't get too drunk tonight, wagie. You don't want to be hungover on your last day of freedom.
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NEET with nothing better to do than make these threads every fucking day

Enjoy your perma virginity
> You don't want to be hungover on your last day of freedom.
Oh I want you faggot
Weekends are torment of void and solitude, my wageslave days are actually better
Hey NEETcuck, still don't have a gf yet, eh? Well, I'm sure someday you'll find someone. I mean there has to be one girl out there who likes a poor, unemployed virginboy like yourself, right?

People who make wagecuck threads clearly just don't like working.

A full-time physical labor job saves me like rehab saves an addict. Without my job, I wouldn't have a solid work ethic, decent character, or any real world values. I'd be a monster of the person I am without a shitty, back-breaking, low-paying job to serve as a constant reality check.
>being a wageslave isn't bad
>having no time for personal activities
>still poor
>envious of the NEET

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I-I have nobody :(
I'm so lonely no boy will ever date me becauee im not a 10/10...

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He isn't claiming to be a girl, brainlet.
There is one that is definitely American. She does a lot of vocaroo requests. Huge attention whore though.
You probably mean the "girl" right from under
Maybe, but she sounds like a girl.
I'm a man and never ever said I was a girl once. Just because I posted my waifu's reaction face doesn't mean I am a tranny. Why are trannies so retarded?

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I'm at a party. I'm so bored. Everyone is talking and laughing. It's not that I didn't try talking to people.

I wish I was home, programming.
Entertain me.
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>be me, deeply introverted cyborg type
>invited to go out drinking tonight for st. Patrick's day
>fucking made up normie holiday
>agree because they're my friends and I haven't gone out with them the last 3 times I was invited
>fast forward to today, rising sense of dread as the time creeps up on me
>fighting the urge to come up with a shitty excuse not to go
>just want to make a stiff drink and play vidya on the couch like every other night

Why am I like this?
Damnation. Try to get cleavage?
Just get drunk with your friends, you wanker.
Eh, I'm not complaining. I just wish I was more social.

Actually, I don't play video games. I also go out with my buddies anytime they ask. It's st. Patrick's?

There is one girl with a see-through shirt, I guess...
Try to stealthily get a picture of the see-through shirt and post it here. You'll be a legend

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>home alone with sis
>can hear her getting fucked by her bf in the next room
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>Heard my mom and my little sister talking
>Apparently my sister now has a tinder account and my mom is encouraging her
This is fine.
lmfao how old is she
she's only 18 this is retarded. i can't believe that my little sister is a fucking whore now.
Your sister just can not resist the BWC.
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oh, I thought she was yet another tween brat who goes on dating sites to chase old man dick
>tfw chatting up an "18" year old who is obviously 12

Kinda feel like I'm the only one listening to this genre although I obviously cant.
dsbm is pretty cool but most of it kind of sucks
the vocals are good when they just shriek hard as they can
DSBM is boring as fuck. Every DSBM band sounds the same. DSBM should stand for Depressingly Shit Boring Metal.
I love it. The trve robots genre.
Dude I was honestly thinking about posting about this just yesterday. DSBM is total robot music

>often made by solo artists instead of bands
>normies would never listen to it
>lyrics are all about misanthropy and depression
Couldn't get into it. Mind sharing some that you enjoy?

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If you can't get girls is there any reason to not an hero as a male?

I know you all cope and say your sense of validation doesn't come from the outside world but then insult virgins all day long and masochistically insult others like you.
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No idea, I do get them from time to time, but can't seem to get one that sticks.
beta males still have their uses, that just doesn't include fucking women, that's reserved for the big dicked alphas
Well betas are the trash women settle with to raise Chad 's babies.
only the lucky ones get that
You have to find that reason for yourself, it's not the same for everyone. For me it's that I like art and games. I did lose motivation for most everything else but I don't think I'm depressed.

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Am I retarded or a genius? I'll let /b/ decide.

>be me
>21 newly single after 6-year relationship
>bitch cheated on me at college
>go full alcoholic
>drinking alone every day
>no friends
>decide to go to a bar to be less lonely while I drink
>get absolutely wasted
>long island iced tea, AMF, gin and tonic, old fashioned, and a kamikaze
>stumble outside for a smoke
>stagger back inside to look for the bathroom

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>Am I retarded or a genius? I'll let /b/ decide.
you missed, buddy
I don't believe you OP. I would have fucking died after climbing out of that trunk, I have slept in uncomfortable positions after drinking and it always makes the hangover worse for me. But none of the places I've slept in compare to being inside a fucking car trunk
You're an idiot for drinking away your problems instead of dealing with them
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pretty genius if you ask me!
not bad for being wasted

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