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This was Hitler's GF
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That's just an average German woman. They are that ugly.
Is that Paul Ryan?
>Emotionally abuses her to the point that the roastie kills herself
definitely /ourguy/
Ah, so he was a fag. Cool
She must have had a great personality because hitler could probably do way better

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How did Shuaib do it? I am so envious of him.
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It sounds like they are saying the opposite; that everything about that storyline is fake, including that. But now they are blaming some other party which I am also skeptical of.
Oh look another californyaa shill.
I honestly dont even know what that is. Im only skeptical because a) its another case of an empty claim, and b) Shuaiby was pretty open about his issues.
Are these the people whose voices you hear in the video crying and trying to talk him out of it?

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You're in a life or death situation and the only way to survive is to fuck an animal. It can be anything you want as long as it's a living thing that isn't a human. Choose wisely.

>inb4 OP is a beastfucker
It came up in conversation with some friends and I'm curious to see what you guys think. I chose a lynx because it has the feminine qualities of a cat, and is large enough to take a pounding while also not being large enough to pose a threat.
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>choose an animal to fuck

I choose OP's mum.
Originally oregano
Snake. It would feel like an object and not an animal.
Dolphins since I heard that there pussys are amazing
>It would feel like an object and not an animal.
>implying animals feel like anything other than squishy objects
choose something that you can man handle, like a great dane or a human in a vegetative state.
>inb4 vegetative state human is a human

>moved in for college a couple weeks ago
>instantly crush on one of my roommates
>she's just a walking sex machine
>she's flirty with me and touches me
>theres tension between us
>last night she made her move
>dominated the life out of me
>other two roommates definitely heard
>won't even look at me this morning
Did I mess up?
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Honestly if you're an antisocial shutin Discord does wonders. Join servers related to your interests or lesbian servers assume you're a dyke. Join servers for whatever con you're going to and try and find a group to go with. There's even the /lgbt/ board on 4chan. Just avoid reddit unless you want trannies.
Once you meet one or two people it's easy to snowball because they'll have friends you'll meet and those friends have friends etc. Gud luck
Well I'm the one being heartbroken right now

Is this seriously a common thing?
>is this seriously a common thing
I can see the appeal for a predator to fist and chuck you, you sound very inexperienced in life and have an appealing positive outlook. Anyways you can maybe become a booty call for her but from the sounds of it it was a power trip if she was trying to be discrete and keep it private she would have hushed you instead it sounds like she wanted to make you a badge of honor of sorts since it seems you two were loud like a victory yell during sexy a magnus opus of sorts but instead of art it was claiming your allegedly straight pussy
Oh and do not kill yourself if this is not a legbeard/neckbeard larper it happens to everyone man
I wasn't planning on it I'm just sad.

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>be me
>venture on /b/
>found hardcore shit in a bunch of new varieties
par for the course on /b/ though
>get up from my computer and fuck around on my phone for a bit
>ffw about a half hour
>forget i had a bunch of porn still up, behind vidya
>start playing vidya again
>ffw again
>close out of game
>computer screen now filled with a bunch of traps and gore hentai
>sigh deeply, close out of it, and reflect on my degeneracy
how has your day been, bots?

>be me
>20 years old
>in a country where marijuana is illegal af but everyone is doing it
>anti Christ/Satanist friend wants to smoke up with me
>playing satanic music and we high af
>I think satanists and satan worship is some weird bull shit
>satanic videos trippy af, first time hearing stuff like this
>then he plays stairway to heaven backwards
>plays the entire damn thing and sounds weird but crazy and not weird, typically how a generic satanic music would sound like
>fuccs with my head and my entire perspective of the song changes

If anything interesting happens I might do a follow up

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Lets meet up and not be lonely losers this year.
Post you kik, discord or any other messaging app.
>signed up to class late
>running around trying to add classes last minute
>schedule is all fucked to give me minimal free time
>get to school late
>very important class I need
>too anxious to go into the class and ask to drop in
>eh fuck it, i'll get it next semester
we literally have a board for this, faggot

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Is it easier to be a loner or a family man ?
If youre truly a robot, youre best staying alone because nothing can fix it, youll just fuck up your entire family if ever manage to get a wife and kids by force yourself to pretend to be normie and enjoy being around people

If youre a normie though you should do the family thing as it will make you much happier as the normie brain loves that kind of shit

My parents want me to go to Greece and find a freshly University graduated girl to marry and bring home to Australia, I know there are definitely many Greek girls that want to come here, but I know for the fact my robot brain would destroy the marriage and fuck up any kids if we had them, getting a wife is not going to snap me out of being a robot and make me normie
>If youre truly a robot, youre best staying alone because nothing can fix it
based and redpilled
Absolutely a loner is far easier. Being a father is horrible and thankless.
It's easier being a family man, at least when it comes to finding a purpose in life. You have a few kids, sure they could be thankless and rude, but you have a legacy, something you leave on this earth once you're gone: a continuation of the family line.

Loners don't benefit from this. With no one to build a family, they have to find some other way to make their mark on history. Something they'll be remembered for when they're gone. Realistically, something like 90% of them will fail. The thing is, if he achieves something great, his memory will outlive that of the family man into eternity. It's a gamble. Family gives off a smaller reward for a reduced risk. Lonely life is an all-or-nothing deal.

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>Take off your shirt and join me, anon. water is warm
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Shower more and cut out as much sugar as you can. I found taking an extra quick shower before bed just to cool off and clean off my body really helped tone down the backne i had over the summer compared to last. Also changing your sheets more helps (i try for once every like 2 weeks).
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*exposes his flat sticc soft qt torso*
>take off shirt
>expose 130kg of lard
>dont care at this point anymore
>water is warm
>sea water warm
>dumb cunt

what now?
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OK I guess it would be okay for me to change in front of you.
Sea water can be warm. Depends what ocean you are in.

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my dick stinks. im trying to fap but i gag whenever i take a whiff of my rank nether region
take a shower fucking retard
fucking shower then dumb cunt
Dude, just shower don't do this to yourself

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I feel like I'm losing my mind anons. I got tired of being pushed around and joked made to look like a beta by others so today at work when Tyrone started saying " ayo! it's a small truck today! that's you man!" implying I'm weak and can't handle throwing for the big trucks I just got enraged and said "shut up" and it spiraled into an argument where I told him he's full of shit and hes a bitch. Later he was about to tell the manager to put me on grocery instead because I'm "getting all mad and shit" like he was afraid of me. Did I make him realize I'm the alpha or did I just look psychotic? Maybe I took his jokes too seriously?
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I agree with this guy
im confused about what he means by dish out punishment, though.
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This is absolutely retarded advice, he's right in that you're pretty much fucked either way, but you actually can pull yourself outta this one.

Being the butt of the jokes is no way to live but neither is the autistic loner - all you spergs come to other spergs for social advice and end up staying spergs, so you ready?

This dude who shits on you is an asshole, but you can make him feel like garbage if you actually don't just shrug shit off. When someone shrugs off a comment or a joke, its an invitation because obviously, you can "handle it." Well, you obviously can't handle it - this dude is still just a dude, just like everyone else. If you're not afraid to show some weakness in front of everyone, you'll never be treated differently. The next time you see this man, approach him with a different attitude because I imagine you're generally quiet and spergy. Walk up to him, and sincerely apologize for freaking the fuck out, but you can't just let him off the hook. Tell him that the way he treats you really fucks with you and that even though you're small you probably can do a big truck and that him getting you down truly hurts your feelings. He will also probably apologize because that's how human interaction works and if he's not a complete dickhead asshat he'll probs let you do a big truck and if you do a big truck without dying you might even gain respect.

Be real with people, he's not trying to outright hurt you - stop asking spergs for social help because you'll just get back spergy answers.

Also don't blow up, if anything you might get picked on more for blowing up lmao
T. Basementboi

Look dude pull him to the side and ask him to stop if you can't be sociable
he was being a cunt but you probably reacted like a true sperg
one things for sure and its that youre not the fucking alpha
Me I don't use words I just get physical.

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post all your pepes bois
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>"special" Pepe
His name is Apu.
Apu, Fresco, and Groyper are all Pepes, and that will never change.
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Kinda cool and mystic.
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Bad times passing times pepe man
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pepe is pepe

apu is apu

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Alright lads get in here

Who's working today? How's working life treating you?
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Yeah I believe you can gift it
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Any taxi driver or delivery boi around here? How you doing mateys?
Truck driver here do i count

Parked up for the day feels like i acheved nothing after doing a run from norwich to Glasgow for one sodin pallet now parked up on day 2 at blyth empty as normal on the way back
>shitty day at work
>at least I have the day off tomorrow and I'm going to the beach with my friend
>he calls me 10 minutes ago to cancel it
Fuck my fuckin life already. Can I get a fuckin break? All I'm asking is to just do something fun on my day off and not spend another day in front of a screen. God fuckin dammit...
paid sick days, dummy.

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>son hitting puberty
>has blood splattered all over his ceiling
>don't know why it's up there
>not gonna be able to get answers from him
>it's just simply stained up there
>like a cheap horror movie
>don't know if it's human or animal
>he's been doing this since puberty started
>can't get answers from friends or coworkers
>they're either too horrified to process it
>or have never heard of somebody doing what he's doing
>I just don't understand...
>why can't he splatter his ceiling with sperm instead, like a normal teenage boy?
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How do you guys get jizz on the ceiling?
dunno, he must be a level 3 mage
fuck you gunjy you piece of shit
Haven't you seen Scary Movie?
>has kid
>posting on /r9k/
yea ok

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hey wagebitch
click on my thread
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What's the appeal of money if you don't have anything you want to buy?
>im so depressed thats why im neet :( :(
pathetic. Start by paying for your own place, food and clothes.
you might actually feel like going somewhere or doing something sometime
I wish I was working. I go to physical therapy and personal trainer. It's my only interaction with people.
I live on a farm. I don't need to buy a place since I already live here and I don't need to buy food because we make our own. What more could I want?
I really don't.

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