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What is the appropriate response to when someone asks you...?
>"what do you do for fun?"
Or
>"what do you do in your free time?"
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This might sound crazy but I just tell people the truth. I play video games, read sci-fi and fantasy novels and comic books, and watch anime.
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Outside the internet no one ask me about those stuff, and the people i interact with only work and get drunk like me, so yeah.
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>>54076836
Just tell them you shut down until the next task is required o you.
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>>54076836
Tell you what you do for fun in your free time
It's kinda all there in the question
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>>54076836
>what do you do for fun?
read, walk, vidya.
>what do you do in your free time?
study.

no biggie, I'm not going after your average toth, but women with ambitions and goals.

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Anyone else dealing with roaches? They are fucking everywhere!
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>>54077294
My house is infested by them its pretty horrid not going to lie. I live in semi tropical area around other poorfags its almost an inevitability to have cockroaches. What's worse is having nasty roommates who leave their food everywhere
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>>54077152
>roaches
nope, but i'm dealing with crickets. i have an old pc in the corner of my bedroom that they've made their home.
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>>54077294
Are you from Norway or some shit? No way this is true.
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>>54077448

Other anon here, Im from Austria and I've only ever seen roaches in zoos and per shops (The hissing ones).

Have you tried not being a filthy nigger
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>>54077482
>A fuckin australian calling people niggers
Get kangarooed faggot

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>anon, please cum inside
what you do?
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>>54074361
>which hole should I cum in, my queen?
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>>54074361
If I had a condom I would fuck her, if not I wouldn't
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>>54074904
funny posts, I luffed

I have been muted for 4 seconds, because my comment was too low in content
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Cum outside of course. Can't afford a kid and definitely will keep my guard up around any chick who wants to risk one.
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>>54074536
>that pink inner pussy
IT RISES

going to the CNE tommorw. hope to vomit up cotton candy
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>>54076532
going with my younger cousins n' I like the shooting game
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>>54076629
Who doesn't like shooting man. You have multiple? How old? You seem like a good sibling desu.
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>>54076673
3 of them. I enjoy hanging out with them they're funny kids
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>>54076699
Man you're lucky. All I have is a sister that sings horribly. She won't even get lessons and it gets annoying having to listen to her wail as she showers.
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>>54076513
Is it really amusing or just some kidtrap?

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>no woman
>no gays
>no trannies
>neets preferred
join this sizeable server for meeting other neets and hikkis and discussing stuff with them
/TM5wYdj
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>>54077422
I do not understand these posts
why dont you just talk here about your shit why do you have to know every single persons IP and face?
fucking fuck
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>>54077422
your server is dead , faggot

Confess your sins to me child
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>>54076485
Did they notice?
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I hate that my gf has a low sex drive, i often wonder if it's my fault but she doesnt even masturbate, and she likes it when i eat her out.
I'm just afraid of spending my whole live with someone who i cant do kinky shit with
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I still masturbate to my exes nudes even though I'm in a happy relationship with a much more attractive girl
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>>54075446
and I'm horny but cant even start watching.
sauce plz
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>>54076123
>Y my child?

Makes my pp hard as tempered steel

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>women aren't pic-
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>>54075980
>I'm not bad-looking, probably above average somewhere, but I'm certainly not gorram Chris Hemsworth, or a Norse god, or royalty. I'm also not a a neurosurgeon or anything
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>>54075980
>Be good looking obnoxious faggot
>blame luck
Why do normalfags call themselves nerds, gamers, weird ,etc in such a serious manner, i swear these fags will never understand struggling because you dont know who you are or not knowing where do you belong, they just create a self image around shallow interests and what other people say about them
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>>54074599
Every man would willingly let Gigachad have all the women.
I bet he'd pass many off to his dudes too. You can't hate him.
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> tfw swipe as a dude on Tinder
> get 10 matches in a week
> no conversation

> tfw use some makeup and shave my face
> get 50 matches in a day
> some girls/guys ask to meet up or date

Life's rough sometimes :(
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>>54074849
If you have no standards and don't watch a relationship, then yes, but we've knows guys dudes are sluts for a long while now.

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Should I just find an escort backpage slut? I dont want to have sex with her. I merely want her to teach me how to kiss. And make out and stuff and how to go in for the kiss
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>>54072458
Holy fuck I saw the title article before but it isn't say it was Jenni Lee... Wtf she was one of my favourites :(
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>>54072590
The high class ones do. My English escort loves snogging.
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>>54072458
not gonna lie I fapped to her back in the day. prolly a few civilizations worth of my seed are rotting in a landfill somewhere because of her.
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>>54075245
Just head out to Vagas. Probably get a blow job for half a big mac now. She's a buyer's market.
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>>54072458
Woahhh, so THIS is the true power of The Wall

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does the thought of hitting a cute girl excite you?
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>>54077240
anime girls don't exist
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The thought of a nice girl being abused is very upsetting.
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>>54077328
They do in the abstract realm
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>>54076944
I'm as excited as you possibly ever gonna get laid
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no, that's really fucked up. I wanna protect a cute girl.
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>>54077240
based

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since autistic op is being gay again lets just get this rose thread on the road
autism edition
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hellooo how do you do, you do do?
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>>54076406
>rose is 30+ now
time really flies by
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>>54076565
doing well very well actually not really but im still alive
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>>54077045
aahahaha just like i, old friend, just like i

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Does anybody on /r9k/ even like that billionaires exist? Like, do you see these people on yachts, buying politicians, and fucking children (e.g. Epstein) and think "Man, I sure am glad that they have so much wealth!" How can you even have positive emotions regarding the existence of billionaires?
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They found the loophole, I did not, good for them
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>>54077382
So you're neutral about billionaires. I bet that it will be the highest opinion of a billionaire from anybody who isn't 1) a billionaire them self or 2) addicted to the taste of shoe polish

>"Yo Robot, sniff my ass"
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>>54076685
Lol, most of the people on 4ch as a whole are gay.
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>>54075975
Why do black guys have such big butts?
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>>54077050
I don't know, but that's what makes 'em so desirable to me.

>bearded, black bear guy with a thicc bubble ass

Fuck yeah
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>>54077353
Wish I could look like this guy. Stuck a skinny black fuck
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>>54077380
Just work out a bit, my man.

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>tfw addicted to spending money on Colombian camwhores

I work at Mcdonalds and spend my whole check on these beautiful bitches
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>>54077370
Show us what they look like anon

Origgghg

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> You know *gurgle* for a virgin *gurgle* you're lasting a lot longer than I thought
how to respond?
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>>54077161
That is because I masturbated seven times beforehand
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>>54077310
as well as the same amount, every day, for at least 10 years with a gorilla grip
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I force myself to hold back

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I was fortunate enough to be homeschooled. I'm asking all you zoomers who were unfortunate enough to be placed in government indoctrination prisons for children (schools, as the state likes to call them), did they teach you about Ruby Ridge?
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>>54076765
Nope
Least not in Britland anyway
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>Homeschooled
Bloody hell




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