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I'm mixed raced.
What are some cool race mixing pictures to celebrate this on my birthday?
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>>41829294
>tfw he's ugly and you think he's unworthy of what you deserve
>then you realize you're neurotic and he's probably way more chill and/or assertive than you are
;_;
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>>41832077
roughly this brutal
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>>41831380
what's her name?
origongo
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>>41831332
>You'll pay for insulting the hero of Kvatch
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>>41829294
the fact that there are niggers (not only africans, I'm not american, I include every kind of shitskin like center-american latinos) fucking or kissing pretty white women (it's probably happening right now as I type this) makes me so angry I want to murder someone. This is a shitty, unfair world.

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My goal in 2018 is to become the man I've always wanted to be. I've already deleted all of my porn, disabled my accounts on porn sires, joined a boxing club, got a new car and I'm looking for a new job. Now we're on the hunt for pussy.

Who's down to do this with me?
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>>41832126
sounds boring mate
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I'm in anon. I'm cutting out TV, porn and junk food and studying for the MCAT 8 hours a day for the next 90 days. Time to prove these fucking normies wrong
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>>41832126
you sound like a meme but good luck friendo
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>>41832126
The world is going to end within the next 1-3 years. no point even trying.

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Why are you trying to get a gf?
Just go collect your welfare checks.
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>>41832456
you could get more NEETbux off it.
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>>41832483
PLEASE DON'T BE
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>>41832505
Why not? You losers want everything handed to you tho
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>>41832482
What the fuck am I gonna prove it? Take out the lady asking me the questions on a date and make her develop immense repulsion towards me within 5 minutes?
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>tfw can get even more money for being a khhv
thanks worker bees

any robots here who got LASIK or PRK?

how well did it go?

do you regret it?
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>>41830630
When I had it done, they put me in this Clockwork orange thing to keep my eyes open and a nurse held my head in place.
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>>41830990
>. Only downside is that when it's really dark, bright things have like an "glow" around them more than usual

fucking this, only really started to notice it past year or two. During the day its fine though
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I got LASEK 5 years ago, which is about the same as PRK. The operation itself isn't anything special, it's pretty uncomfortable to see people dicking around on your eyeballs, but you really don't feel anything. Then you look into a light for a bit. The whole thing takes maybe 10 minutes. Afterwards it's nothing special either, but then the anesthesia starts wearing off and the remainder of the day is fucking awful. Next day is pretty bad with terrible light sensitivity. After that for the next two weeks your vision is so-so, eyes kind of hurt, often dry out. Beyond that it's okay, they do get drier and maybe a bit more sensitive to light, but in retrospect it's definitely worth it not having to rely on glasses.
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>>41830300
Everyone I talk to about LASIK says it was the best decision of their life.
I don't get why people say shit like this.
I'd rather get the surgery and have perfect vision for 10 years rather than deal with deteriorating vision for the rest of my life all because muh scary lasers
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Got lasik done in the some. If you go look, it's actually a small percentage of people that experience regression or any ill-effects.

I got intralase/bladeless version, and one that takes a map of your eye which supposedly helps reduce the complication of night vision loss.

I had dry eyes for the proceeding 5-6 months, now i'm needing less eye lube. Getting lasik has been worth it for me.

My suggestion is to research the top surgeons, in your area and pick the best technology. Also, get a consult to see if you even can get lasik, as your corneal thickness may not be enough

why havent you gothed up yet?

you dont actually care what people think about you, do you?
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>>41832327
>minus all the differences this looks similar!
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>>41832258
i member

You have been muted for 2 seconds, because your comment was not original.
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>>41832352
That's not what i meant you brainlet kys
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>>41826170
What is this 7th grade in 2002? Fuck outta here.
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>>41832381
>say something dumb
>call others brainlets
but why

Anyone in a similar state of mind, I've never partook in self harm, although, I'm starting to understand why people do it
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>>41831276
That's something that also used to happen to me. My eyes were the only thing people complimented since I have really nice green eyes and most people around me have brown eyes. Nobody was ever nice to me with anything else about me.

You definitely cannot change your looks, but you can strive to change your personality. I was down in the dumps too with a shitty personality. Since it's the only thing you can change, make it your full-time job to change it and become a person worthy of love.

You also might be too harsh on yourself; I was. Look at yourself as if you were someone you just met and write your characteristics. You're probably not that bad.
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>>41831422
What's the point? not bad is simply not good enough. I'm fucking doomed, I'm not special, I'm not good at anything, I'm simply fucking not good, end of story. And there's no reason to improve when I'll simply sink back again, I'm simply fucked, there's nothing out there for me, I looked, I'm not good enough for anything worthwhile.
I'll just wait, move on, and see for how long I can take this shit
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>>41831929
You moron, you'll always be in the shitter if you don't even try. I would still be in the shitter if I didn't try. I'm still nothing special but guess what, at least I'm happier where I am now.

I know I'm not special and not much of anything aside from my green eyes. But it doesn't fucking matter. And if I was special, it still wouldn't matter because you die and then it would be like nothing really ever happened.
99% of people are just like everyone else, deal with it. What matters is trying to find peace and happiness with the existence you've been given or you can choose to live your life lamenting being over not being special enough. I also didn't have therapy but I chose the former, and it did get better while accepting that my existence is pointless to the universe. Might as well have a good time well it lasts.

You have the internet as a tool to read about helping yourself. That's what I did; read.
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>>41832235
so, in the end everything is meaningless and at least I could enjoy everything while it lasts.

My problem isn't that I'm not objectively special, its that no one will ever find me special in anyway, and I guess its something I could work on... still its just fucked, I guess I can only try to get over this inferiority complex
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man I absolutely love troubled birds. Would definitely buy their calendar.

I want a mommy gf to snuggle with under blankie

What is it like knowing these two CHILDREN are sexually active, and you're still a KHV?

Why arent you an orbiter, Anon? It feels good to surround yourself with pretty girls
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>>41831901
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zwhauwG5yDU
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Ogiogiogiogiriginal
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>>41832363
its that time again.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dnHZz-Ue6GY
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>>41832021
was 7 minutes away heh
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>>41831841
You're not a robot if you don't post on r9k, end of story.

And what you want to say to her if given the chance
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>>41823085
Im going to track all your waifus and out you as creeps. Enjoy the restraining order faghots
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>>41831222
hahaha you forgot me and my trombone daddy
or did you?
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>>41831222
>creeps
Not if I delete my post first fagshot
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>>41831222
"hey i tracked you down based on your picture to inform you someone has a crush on you"
you'd find you'd be the creep, anon.
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Has anyone married their crush?

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>too socially disabled to get a gf
Government assigned gf when?
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Abloo bloo bloo I cant get a girlfriend because I am so retarded why oh why cant the government do everything for me abloo bloo bloo
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>>41832341
>get government provided medical care for other disabilities (unless you're a retarded burger)
>none for tfw no gf

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when did you realize that women need to be dominated? for me, when i was going back and forth with a thot for like 3 months and then finally i stopped being a punk ass "haha no it's ok" BITCH and took control.

Do not say "do you want to"

Say "we are going to"

show me what you got /r9k/. fupa gods allowed,
aids welcome and corpses a fine edition...
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>>41830489
this pic gives me panic attacks
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>>41830489
Thats a pig on his back you cuck.I dont understand why it would be weird
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>>41831736
Same goes for you (Anon under you)
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>>41832331
What's the pink stuff under the groin?
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>>41832356
His(More than likely her) legs???

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The BLACK man is the epitome of male dominance and masculinity.
Let's start by looking at his body. His body is large. His domineering size makes his presence known without him even needing to point himself out. He is muscular, as a result of his high levels of testosterone. This gives him the appearance of health and strength. He is then covered by his dark skin. This dark skin reminds us of his ruggedness, a feature that developed due to being exposed to the scorching sun of africa, made to withstand such an extreme condition. It also has a psychological effect on the observer. The dark skin reminds us of our dark, deep desires that emerge from our primal subconscious past.
The BLACK man's demeanor is one of alphaness. He is dominant, assertive, and can be explosively aggressive. His behaviour strikes fear into the more timid, cowardly races of man.
The summit of expression of his masculinity on his body is his penis. The BLACK penis is largest of all the races. As the penis is the penultimate symbol of manhood, this alone would suffice to make the BLACK man the most masculine of men. This large penis is able fulfill the desire of the neediest of women, being able to more than fill all the recesses of the vagina. Its length ensures that when it ejaculates, the potent african seed will immediately enter the womb of the woman the BLACK man impregnates.
In total, the BLACK man expresses this masculinity in a most exemplary manner in bed. When he fucks, he unleashes the entirety of his lusts and desires upon his partner without any restraint.
All this is the reason why the BLACK man is the epitome of masculinity.
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also the most stupid race

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Post your favorite wojak
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This one hits a little too close to home
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>>41825735
This original one is probably my favorite
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you can feel the pain in this one
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>>41827225
The first one for sure, the dim blue glow of the laptop screen is all too familiar
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>>41825735
It has to be Smug Wojak.


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