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Anons, what is your view on namef_riends and tripf_riends (don't wanna say f*g, that's degrading)? What is your reaction when you see namef.. and tripf.. post on the boards you lurk? Also, what boards do you lurk?
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>>53002238
Let me guess, it is r9gay isn't it?
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>>53002208
dude chillax everybody that plebbits here also 4chinz. i can browse plebbit (non-normie boards) and browse here if i wish :)

>>53002238
thank you dessu for your response you seem kind. okay take care c:

>>53002262
interesting, TIL that's even a thing. long term lurker of boards that clearly don't enforce that

thanks for your time anons
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>>53002298
The fact that you don't get the contradiction between complaining about conformism and using a typical 4chin frase is a bad sign.
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>>53002349
dude I just used it for the first time today lol just in this thread I'm not complaining I'm just curious as to what other anons think about using them.
i won't ever use it again outside this thread in fact from my next post onwards i won't use it
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>>53002349
also I say plebbit ironically. i like browsing reddit

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Anyone else find the idea of your gf fucking other men while making you watch like a pathetic little weakling really hot?

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Constantly feel constipated even though trying to eat more vegetables and eating small portions.
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>>53002350
you need to eat large portions of vegetables and drink more water to flush your guts of any pre-diet change blockages

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>left my abusive boyfriend
>basically floating in limbo now
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>floating in limbo
What is this supposed to mean? Did you have no purpose in life beyond your relationship or something and you have nothing else to do?
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>>53001396
I'd break your frickin teeth if you even breathed i hope he gets to be president now he doesn't deserve to be abandoned by a cunt
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>>53001396
You want some unattached sex or not qt? Plz be in California
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I love you I'm sorry. I want to change. I can't bear to be without you.
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>>53001396
brings a new meaning to face fucking someone.

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Any schizoids or people with similar types of disorders? How are things?
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>>53000136
What is full blown schizophrenia like compared to the schizophrenic pd's?
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>>53001747
Therapy can be useful for me but I've never taken any meds so I wouldn't know
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>>53001748

Not that kind of paranoid i'm actually a rational human being
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>>53001837
so rational paranoia like private sector companies abusing background data/cookies to create profiles of people that include details about them/their habits that even they don't know; and then also working in conjunction with misc agencies?
not that this information is preventatively useful (yet) but more like a databank form where they just pull from it as they want..
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>>53002166

If you put it that way yes that kind of paranoia

Like William S. Burroughs said a paranoid is someone who knows a little of what going on

Hello fellow betas, I have been lifting 5 years now and tfw no gf, I not ugly like this boyy
But this ugly fucker gets insta gf for 3years !!!!!!
Please help, what I do wrong (english no my language I from Russia), I am not bad looking but I have good gains
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>>53002080
This not problem for me, I am not the ugly one this boy is super ugly and fat and weak and he gets big boobs gf. WHY ?!?!?!? he retard and girl like him for being retard !!!!
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>>53002108
dude, you are posting cringe again. imo he's 6 or 7/10
>I have no money to spend on machine soda
Oh God. You are really poor.
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>>53002128
I'M CALLING THE POLICE AS WE SPEAK
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I want to big tiddy goth gf
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Anon, you a gymcel or something?

Tfw no thot gf to smoke Newport 100s with
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>>53002303
>gf to smoke Newport 100s

Alright fembots, let's see what your ideal BF looks like.

(((NOT A CONTACT THREAD! NO CONTACT FAGGING)))

>Ideal age
>Ideal physical features (height, hair/ eye color, race, etc)
>Ideal location
>Ideal interests
>Ideal occupation
>Dealbreakers
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>>52997921
>>52998428
>>53001229
I'm a real fembot. But if you dont believe me...idc
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im fat, not incredibly so and i hold it well because im a big muscle man though, working to get fit
my penis is like 4.2 inches(would be longer if less fat), just curious if these are dealbreakers for women since im trying to get a gf
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>>53000327
Where are you on Strong Island? Do you want to escape as well?
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>>52997372
>Ideal age
26
>Ideal physical features
6'2", blond/red hair, blue eyes, british
>Ideal location
london
>Ideal interests
going to the theatre, skiing, snorkeling, being a foodie
>Ideal occupation
finance, consulting, or the entertainment industry
>Dealbreakers
being a tory or brexit party voter

this is the ideal ofc. I would settle for MUCH MUCH less.
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>>53002158
would you accept someone who was bald if they met the rest of your criteria?

a predator's heart knows no remorse, it lives for the hunt. a natural force. live for the kill

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Where do you fall on the gender spectrum, anon?

https://genderquiz.tk
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Thanks I got a good laugh.
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>>53001634
Expected some huge personality quiz. Nice surprise. Thanks for the laugh op
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>>53001634
That was great, nice thread OP
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>>53001634
Ok, that was pretty funny anon. Two thumbs up
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quality thread op gave me a fuckin good kek youve earned this (you) op

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>discord lover robot just left me 2 days ago and ignore me

i guess he was just joking all along, never had any feeling for me haha, not sad or anything its just the internet for jokes haha

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>look in mirror
>guess im okay, kinda handsome and ugly
>point snapchat at my face
>Holly shit I'm beautiful
>look in the mirror
>I'm ugly as fuck
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>>53001782
>that perfect state of drunk/buzzed where you take a look in the mirror while taking a piss and think you are the best looking fuck alive
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>>53001782
That's because snapchat automatically airbrushes your fave along with other lighting tricks and shit to make your ugly mug look more palatable. If you want the truth stand in front of a mirror with no natural light and you'll see what you actually look like. Snapchat is garbage
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>>53001980
Why no natural lighting?
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>>53002071
Ever looked at yourself in the mirror with fluorescent lighting? It's pretty harsh.
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>>53002117
I look worse with light bulb lighting.

feelings that exist just in one song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=crOZk88eCcg
how is that possible?
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originalisimo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wS0pn3kbAsA
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>>53001343
this song resonates with me too much, I just want to be asleep forever. at least everyone likes me in my dreams.
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>>53002220
that can literally be done by putting you in an induced coma, and is the entire plotline of the Matrix.
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>>53001343
Nothing captures the feeling of aimlessness like this song:
https://youtu.be/ZDhUBzcehec

Also crywank is peak doomer music

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Ideal Partner Thread. No contact information, just show everyone who you are. Why you deserve a partner. Sell yourself, others can critique you, tell you if you're being unreasonable with your expectations, if you're actually a beta virgin loser that deserves to be alone forever, etc.

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You:
>ASL
>Orientation
>Physical Description (body type, voice, race, etc.)
>Best personality traits
>Worst personality traits.
>Hobbies/Interests
>Career/Education
>Goals in life

Ideal Partner:

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>>53000536
>Me:
>>ASL
18, Male, Brazil
>>Orientation
Mostly Straight
>>Physical Description (body type, voice, race, etc.)
I'm white, 5'6, 156 pounds. I have an average body but I'm slightly overweight. Short, brown, curly hair. Dark brown eyes. I'd rate myself as a 6.5/10
>>Best personality traits
I'm smart and really caring with the people I love. I'm not the best at comforting people but if you need me I'll for sure cuddle you to death and do my best to help you.
>>Worst personality traits.
I'm pretty sure i have BPD, altough I can usually hold back my crisis. I'm really lazy too, altough I might just be depressive, I'm still not sure.
>>Hobbies/Interests
Drawing, making music, vidya and reading manga. I'm really interested on math, philosophy and physics, I love to study quantum physics and really unknown math stuff that has no pratical application. I like playing sports, especially track running and volleyball.
>>Career/Education

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>>53001481
>I'm pretty sure i have BPD

Is it even legal for men to have that
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>>53001468
No I'm not autistic but I do have depression, anxiety, and anorexia so I don't socialize much outside school/professional functions
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>>53001883
>No I'm not autistic

Sounds like something a fucking AUTIST would say
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>>53000536
>ASL
24/M/Brazil
>Orientation
A very picky bisexual? I can see myself fucking femboys, but not having any kind of relationship.
>Physical Description (body type, voice, race, etc.)
5'7, white
Average body, above average dick.
Villain face, brown hair and blue eyes.
>Best personality traits
I have multiple interests and I'm very passionate about them, I also try to avoid mediocrity and stupidity like the plague.
>Worst personality traits.
I can be rude sometimes and I have some self isolating tendencies.
>Hobbies/Interests
Illustration, film photography, beekeeping, homesteading.

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Are you sure that all women really the same anon?
cause i'm starting to have some doubts
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>>53001244
Yes! All people are the same! We are all pieces of god!
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>>53001339
Expanding the sample size isn't enjoyable
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>>53001341
What i was asking was whether all women are souless Chad and resource chasing disloyal whores.
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>>53001356
Gathering data is the most boring part. Analysis is much more enjoyable, and when your model fits the data almost perfectly, it's akin to getting +4 STR +4 STAM leather belt.
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>>53001244
They're not all the same, but the vast majority of them is the same flavor of bad, and it's a huge pain in the ass trying to find one that isn't and doesn't already have a boyfriend.




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