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Honestly I never understood attraction till I found fat girls. I always thought that attraction was sort of a societally accepted myth that everyone had conditioned themselves to pretend to experience and I sorta shrugged the concept off. I always considered myself "aromantic" as people called it. But then one day I was scrolling the net and saw a picture of a fat girl and I thought "Damn. She's... Hot." and it was a crazy feeling. I realized I only felt this way towards fat girls. Skinny girls just looked very uninteresting to me.

Well I still dont understand attraction cause everyone prefers skinny girls and its a concept I cannot wrap my head around. Even when I meet other people who claim to be "Fat girl appreciators" it's always some big hipped big breasted skinny girl or some very mildly chubby girl. Never the FAT girls I like. Bellies hanging. Chubby cheeks. Just the cutest things ever. Smiling laughing. Not all prudish and "Omg I can't eat that I'm watching my weight!" like skinny girls.

I remember I used to be in these pro ana spaces that hated on fat girls and I always had to just pretend they werent spouting dumb bullshit.
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>>83521263
I always tell people, "God made me this way for a reason, think about it. I'm the best wingman anyone could ask for. Take me with you and I'll be happy to go home with the fat friend." Everyone's attitude changes completely after you say that.
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>>83521263
If a fat girl lacks the discipline to not be huge then she lacks the discipline not to cheat
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>>83522207
This is retarded, women of all sizes are whores
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>>83522245
I love staring at fat women :)
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Fats for the win always

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I'm a 28 year old virgin loser AMA
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Oh and I would also like to point out that for whatever reason 4chan related discord servers and such seem to be a huge waste of time if you're not a bio woman, a tranny, a femboy or some flavor of sociopathic abusechad. If you're just a regular guy looking for a gf, other kinds of communities, even normie-rich ones, will be more welcoming and yield you better opportunities of meeting a significant other. And even if you're gay, 4chan gays are generally just prison gay/in a phase that they will grow out of the nanosecond a girl looks in their general direction so yeah... something to think about.
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>>83522128
I fucking hate whales. Scariest animal on the planet. Why do they need to be so god damn big? The ocean is hell, im sure of it.
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>>83522128
Is your goal in life right now to lose your virginity?
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>>83522410
>Is your goal in life right now to lose your virginity?
not even remotely on my mind

>>83522146
>Did you ever get any chances to not end up this way?
plenty, and I fucked them all up. I don't think I'm an uncharismatic guy.

>>83522303
Are you seriously asking for advice?
Go to China and teach English ASAP. Do not wait, do not think you are better than this job or whatever. just do it. get out of the USA, as fucking far out of your comfort zone and away from your parents as you possibly can get.
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>>83522498
>not even remotely on my mind
Kewl

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https://voca.ro/1iX48g99p2lf
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>>83522290
https://voca.ro/1mtqre1kutd8
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https://voca.ro/1bSIu0Ds6bsL
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https://voca.ro/1n0gDAfZMyiT
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>>83521129
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what the fuck captchas are you guys getting?
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>>83522431
https://voca.ro/15EOoMOvSDe2

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God cursed me with being brown. I am now only attracted to white women.
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>>83522479
this looks about as silly as patrick with long legs
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>>83522479
Are you going to rape them?

dont make friends its not worth it they will leave you
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i aint gon lie i hold grutches i can't let shit go...
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>>83521698
you where never my friend
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>>83521930
and neither were you
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anyone wants to be friends? i wont leave you if you are nice
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>>83522389
ok, but be warned I'm emotionally retarded and will probably get really obsessed with you and get really sad if you don't talk to me every day. Deal?

CAUTION: I HAVE A PENIS

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do i just give up and rope? and no i don't mean i got a D or something, two big fat F grades are on the report card.
they're both related to my major. i passed the "secondary" classes (calculus and english composition) with flying colors though.
my dad is asking me to send him the report card for insurance purposes and he's probably going to kick me out when i reveal what happened.
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>>83522002
they dont care what path you go down, they probably just thought having a kid would make them money or something and now they've decided the best way to do that is being your landlord
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>>83521890
>I think I failed so badly because I didn't have any motivation.
I kinda get this. I did not really find much joy in uni at all for the longest time, and was planning to make enough to run out and do something else. Eventually I figured out what I actually like and want even if developing these areas requires great suffering.
I should have posted cute GLT stuff instead of various lewdstuff, btw, sorry ^^;
>>83521947
Parents can think they have the perfect roadmap for you, especially if they are poor or immigrants, but from experience you really have to not be afraid to put your foot down with things like this.
With a small amount of regard to what can financially work out for you in the future, do what you love and aim to be the best in the whole world at it.
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>>83522014
if what they want is for you to not hate your life doing some shitty work, it'd probably be best if you did something you at least had interest in
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i had to drop my math first semester, it was too hard and i decided to focus on english+major classes instead, also the teachers name translated to superdick in english and he really was one ;p, anyway maybe next time you can try paying attention to the drop add period and if your struggling again drop your worst subject before you get charged for it
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*i meant the math teacher
only one who i really didn't like vs others that weren't as skilled at their job but were still all and all good

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I've never really loved anyone in my life. What I thought was love was just lust. That's not love; it was just me being horny
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>That's not love; it was just me being horny

mine is different though, but it didn't help me anyway
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>>83522371
Well that's how it goes, usually when people talk about love it's either lust or infatuation.
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>>83522371
I see life in a far clearer lense when I accept that everything in adult life is around chasing sex, which is presented as the social facade that is "romance".
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>>83522430
>>83522442
That's kind of sad. All we want is to just have sex, and we disguise it as romance.

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Is White x Middle Easterner miscegenation? Would Hitler have allowed it to have a Turk or Iranian wife?
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>>83521579
I remember I met a Moroccan girl who was into Gore and getting stabbed on /soc/. I miss her, I wish I could've made her happy
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>>83511972
Protoaryans migrated into India not the other way around you stupid haplohroup H Dravidian.
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>>83521579
If you went to Afghanistan I'm sure one of them would be willing to literally sell you their daughter.
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>>83519777
>You guys know there was an entire Turkish division in the Third Reich, right? No, of course you don't know that.
The online guys that proclaim to be "totally Nazi" actually don't read up on shit, they know fuck all
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>>83522089
How much do you think Afghani wife costs and is she worth it? I was thinking about going into Pakistan then Afghanistan already

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>don't watch any chudlike stuff on yt
>mostly just comedians, liquor stuff, or cooking stuff
>suddenly it is aggressively suggesting this random woman who claims to be obsessed with ww2/nazi history
>channel just created a year ago
sometimes I think the "algorithm" is just random yt employees pushing whatever woman they want to fuck
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>>83521171
Its well known that most maintstream social media platforms as of recently are shilling right-wing content on purpose. I literally have blocked like 10 recommendations for Nick fuentes videos over the past couple of days and i have only ever seen 1 or 2 videos of someone talking about him
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>>83521223
I shared anarchist cookbook and luty's homemade gun tutorial with no ulterior motives because nothing ever happens
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>>83521193
very good post sars, you may shit in the designed street this week!
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>>83521171
>sometimes I think the "algorithm" is just random yt employees pushing whatever woman they want to fuck
I'm convinced it's impossible for women to be banned from YouTube or Twitch. Random schizos I was subscribed to with 1000 subs got their channels nuked meanwhile women spouting the same shit are allowed to stay up and rake in views and ad revenue.
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>>83521171
man I fucking hate women, appropriating my kultur and scheisse

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you're sitting there having a normal day when BANG! you suddenly remember that one time you did something retarded.
what was it that you remembered?

for me it was posting random screenshots of my ex e gf trying to get in contact with me after i stopped talking to her as if that was something worth bragging about.
so damn cringy i can't stand it!

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I have a panic disorder
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What is the panic gonna do, attack you?

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Whats it called when you can feel the back of something youre looking at? Like in your mind, but its like your hand is feeling the other side that you cant see even though its not
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that kid is fat

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Human sexuality is amazing.
I wish I could talk to female gooners about porn like this.

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Is your penis intact or circumcised?
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>>83522050
Yeah, dick next to her smooth brown ass looks nice
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>>83521680
This is the response where I would ordinarily say
>Cut, sucks, feels bad, accept the reality
>Foreskin regeneration is a fucking bothersome pain that takes years of daily attention to cock
>Waiting on Foregen to release years in the Future(tm)
Okay, that's all, I'm going to go back to being a grumpy fuck and ignoring this thread that won't lead to a meaningful change in my life.
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>>83521680
Intact, because they didn't know if it would be a problem for my genetic disease if they cut it.
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>>83522317
I just hope that doctors and nurses are eternally tortured in hell
That's literally the only thing I want. You could offer me a billion dollars or the assurance that circumcisers are going to face the worst possible torture for eternity and I would choose the second option
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>>83521680
Intact since I'm euro. I've always wanted to pull my foreskin over a cutfag's tip while patting his head and telling him "there there, you're safe now, you're gonna be okay shh it's okay, I will protect you, I will avenge you".

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I have a question. Found out someone named mistmurr or basil something display name on SL.

Had an account given out for free on here? It is true that r9k was handing out like video game stuff for free?

If so is that person still giving them out? I am just being curious. Know fourchan has it's own board for video games, and such, but it was a rumor I heard.

If that anon is still around feel free to answer me. I would love an anime boy anime SL account. Purely a question if for free.
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>>83522319
Probably just some thread floating around near Christmastime. It's not like people are constantly giving out freebies. I saw one thread for Steam game keys this year, but that's it. Don't go begging for stuff, you'll just waste time/get banned.
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>>83522337
Eh I didn't know. I just heard a rumor cause my friend had gotten that sometime like two days ago.

Didn't want to seem like was begging, just wondered if was still around, but you are right.

I am sorry.
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>>83522319
I do realize I mispelled the name meant mistaamarr.


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