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Eastern Europe feels

>you won't ever date a 10/10 ukrainian girl since they are all fucking gold diggers
>you won't ever date a 10/10 gypsy girl and show her proper manners and civilize her
>closest thing you will ever get to 10/10 czech girl is fapping to her getting fucked by some other guy
>local girls won't ever date omega autist who can't even stand up for himself
>social disorders aren't socially accepted here
>traps aren't popular here yet
At least we don't have mudslime r-right
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>it really unlocked me when it came to women
Could you elaborate on that?
There is a difference, certain places have more women. Poor people give birth to more daughters it's a big mystery.
>certain places have more women
In my country there are less women till 38, then women start to dominate more in demographic and if i remember correctly by the age of 60-65 there are 3 women for one men. In the end there are less prime women than men.
aren't you worried you'll dishonor your senpai?
Well honestly I'm a hapa so too late for that.

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daily reminder that if you are a robot. You would have known it since you were born.

when you are born a robot you are marked for death. No amount of good upbringing or riches will change your fate of getting prayed on by normalfags.

if there was a point in your life where you "became" a robot then you still have hope and need to leave now.
Daily reminder that you are a robot if you post on this board.
Daily reminder that people who try to set rules for who is or isn't a robot are cancerous faggots who kill this board.
Daily reminder that people who think r9k is their safe space need to fuck off to wizardchan or somewhere else, because this is not the place for them.

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Should you even try to have sex with a girl if you don't have a big penis?
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what pretty willy
>the way it pumps and flexes when he cums
I got hard watching this
Am I gay?
If you're lucky you can find a woman with a small penis fetish. They are normally obese so you may spend the rest of your life feeding her with a tube but it's better than nothing.
lt's a match made in heaven!
Don't girls(male) want to use their (feminine) hands to milk small femdicks?

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>create several accounts on social media
>use those accounts to have conservations with myself in private messages
imagine being this pathetic
I knew something was wrong

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I wanna fuck an empty
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I know, isn't it hot? It's like all the warmth and humanity is stripped away, just leaving an empty sexual creature.
tiny ['u' goes here] rl.com/zentailesbians
Imagine having sex with an empty girl, you and her face-to-faceless, and just having her silently, blankly staring back at you

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in black
get more then

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my willy is leaking clear willyjuice!
how are you, lad?
Get yourself checked out, meng
Did it happen when you saw a boy, a girl or a femboy
That means you aren't drinking enough soda

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>that time from age 9-13 where all the girls were taller than the boys
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>Being tall is the most important thing in the world
imagine being this person
>doesnt realise that being tall is the most important thing in the world
imagine being this person
>being tall is more important than being rich
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>being tall is more important than being rich
>mother always insists im at least 5 10 or 6 0, when im 5 8
>happens at the one or two family dinners we have together each year, where my brother and i are next to eachother
>shes in denial every time

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>tfw no gook bf
>dating gooks
>dating spooks
>dating poos
>dating tacos
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>tfw no gook bf

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why do guys think its okay to be short or have a small dick? Like what the FUCK? work on yourselves assholes
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Are you making penis enlargement pills as well?

Height first . I dont use my penis anyway so its a non issue.
interesting, so how are you planing to induce a growth spurt in men over the age of 30? I mean, you do realise that it's already possible to inject hgh and the problem is closed growth plates, not the gh

They can be reopened.
how can growth plates be reopened?

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Why do robots have such ridiculously high standards, they wouldn't even be willing to date a 5/10. But if they did they wouldn't be alone, it's their fault.
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>its always womens fault never mine
I'm lucky if anything above a 2/10 pays attention to me.
>implying you aren't a turbonigger
she is absolutely gross
i want to lick her pimples.

>tfw when your just "cute"
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>tfw when you're more like a brother than anything

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By tomorrow morning, 4:00 AM Eastern time, every manlet on Earth will be fucking dead.

(Yes, 5'10 is manlet)
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But what if we're already dead inside
We'll see, lanklet... we'll see...

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this whole site is infested with dumb faggots and women
fuck all of you
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>des hol sete is festor wet dom fagots a wome
>fuk alloyu
these are the posts I miss
nowadays I just absolutely can not come here without being annoyed in the first 20 minutes by some retard spewing his bullshit
No, it's infested with feelfags who call themselves "robots"
its normie central nowadays
but thats what its been for most of its life
sure I dont like the people who make daily threads like
>if u hab bik dik ur not robot!
but the greentext stories and relatable feels is what made this place feel nice
now its just dumb people, women and literal faggots posting pictures of dicks and discussing their relationships

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Would you rather have a wife, sister, or daughter?
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Id rather die
Please god kill me
I have a sister. That seems to be the easiest relationship of the three you listed. But I would still rather have a wife. But I would still pick sister so she wouldn't disappear.
>not impregnating your mom, then marrying your sisterdaughter, then when she gets pregnant travel back in time so she becomes your grandmother and your daughter-granddaughter is your mom
fucking PLEBS i swear
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I just want my mom back
>tfw sister/daughter

Only thing missing is marrying but it's not possible.

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I think I've solved it.

Robots, like normies, could be quite happy in this life if they stopped chasing the perfect 10/10 special snowflake and settled for the cute and loyal 5/10 who they already know and cares greatly for them.

A great example of this is the anime Re:Zero. In it, the protagonist Subaru, a hapless NEET is transported to a fantasy world, not even questioning how he got there and immediately falls in love with the 10/10 drop dead gorgeous, big breasted Half-Elf Emelia that he can never have. Not only is she more beautiful than him, but she is a royal candidate and Subaru is a simple immigrant Japanese butler. Over the course of his adventures, however, he befriends a simple girl named Rem-rin who with her sister Ram-chi cares for the stunning Emelia. Rem eventually developed an strong love for Subaru which is not at all reciprocated. She does everything she can to support him and asks nothing in return. Yet Subaru remains apathetic. In fact, he often forgets she even exists.

Subaru could have a fantastic, cozy with Rem, but instead he chases after the Stacy he can never have. Robots are much the same. Instead of pining after your 10/10 oneitis dream girl, consider your own Rem and the happiness that could be yours. She's out there right now, crying because she cannot be with you.
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>non-virgin robots
Lad are you fucking deranged?
>t. Prius shill
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>implying a nobody like me has a girl to care for my dusty ass

Back to the drawing board with you.
You think every beta like us has a busty qt dedicated to taking care of us who we are magically ignoring?
>drawing conclusions about the nature of relationships from a fucking isekai anime
Yeah, good luck with that, pal.
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>fell in love with stacy
>got rejected
>fell in love with "rem"
>got rejected
If any girl is interested in you, you are NOT a robot. Maybe a failed normie at best, and you can't understand our situation. Remember to sage this shit kids.

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