>at work joking with boss and other guys my age>none of them know last week I dressed as a girl, wore a chastity cage, and had someone pound my prostate and cum inside methe shame is eating me up inside
It's because no one cares about others sex lives, anon. Do you think of me having sex with my husband if you were to work with me? If you do, then you are a dumb coomer. Normal people do not.
>>83522169You should tell your boss. You might get a raise!
>>83522428Normal men do.
>>83522428>It's because no one cares about others sex liveslol ok bro stop being a faggot
>>83522536No, you are a cuck. Normal men are not cucks.
God it's really fucking sad to think that about a decade ago exactly I was doing the same exact shit. Nothing has changed in my life at all browsing this stupid ass boardtrying to get laidtrying to find a shortcut to get a job
You've been trying to have sex and get a job for 10 years and you still haven't?
>>83522532I haven't been trying very hard anon.
Is pet play a tranny tier fetish and will men get the ick if they see you engaging in it?
>>83522216i have tried my best (not good at side profiles)
>>83520045what the fuck is a golden retriever personality?you eat your own shit?
>>83522407yeah retard that's clearly what they mean, fucking dumbass
>>83522418haha he eats his own poop!
>>83522347sorry for the late reply but this is good enough thank you aaaaah
woke up again award. puke.
>>83521911oh, come on. i do know that yet, i can easily point to my entire existence. "oh they're just around the corner Sisyphus just push the boulder a little more!". sis there reaches a point where you are too old and retarded, and that's exactly where i am. trash goods like myself sit at the bottom of the clearance bin.
>>83521956I'm in the same boat , after a forced breakup, I doubt I'll find someone even close to what I lost. But I can't rot in bed bawling my eyes out.I hate to leave but now I have to pretend to fix my sleep by scrolling my phone until I pass out.
>>83522004sleep easy anon. i hope you can find some peace in your dreams and your reel pulls are mythic in quality.
>>83518162i lurk but i relate to your thinking, good thread fellow
>>83522563it takes one to know one pthbhthbht
I think they are except when a woman is really skilled at sucking dick. Then, I think it switches from a submissive act to a dominant act. At the very least, she becomes a power bottom, or in other words, borderline submissive.
How do you cope with the fact there's always someone edgier than you?
>>83521678I cope knowing that he's either dead, in jail, or unemployed and doing drugs.
>>83521693lmao that's actually what happened to my high school graduating class's edgelords ~10 years ago. Nowadays they'd probably be glownigger funding justification.
>>83521678he will grow out of it, unlike me, a refined gem of edge that will be this amount of edgy until I die at the young age of 82.
That anon is me and you do NOT measure up
So robots are you planning to go plapjak on New Years?
>>83522160>Having to try that hard to reach her pussy. I'd just quit
>>83522173>>Having to try that hard to reach her pussy.>I'd just quitI don't even know if he got there or he's just plapping the folds
>>83522160Last New Years Eve day I saw a massive line of women at the waxing place it was hilarious. Seems to be some ritual"I HAVE TO GET BONED ON NEW YEARS"
>>83522160yea i fuck my fat wife almost every day as a rule
>>83522179could be anal i guess
This movie is literally DRIPPING with the implication that these two animals are fucking each other They CONSTANTLY touch each other and refer to each other as partners
Wrong.Zoomers hate traditional, straightforward, romantic relationship.They eat up things like situationships, inappropriately close friendships and anxious longing.Soitopia is just catering to that.Wasn't there a scene where they quote therapy talk at each other at the climax?That so well embodies modern media and what zoomers today consider "romantic".
>>83522029I like how she ties her ears like an ear bun on top of her head. Reminds me of someone. :3Also, so interesting how my "randomly" generated github account symbols looks weirdly close to a stylized head of a red fox... I didn't calculate the odds of that happening but it's astronomically low, very sus. So sus.I thought you guys are subtle? Anyways, I'm impressed how you manage to coordinate with the local people to mock me. Wait, did she drive Ian Murdock into suicide with shit like this?
so its supposed to be a racial thing right?
kekhe says "you are the best thing that ever happened to me" they should kiss
Don't you know that foxes eat rabbits?
>The top three categories are milf, transgender, and lesbianRobots, we need to stop gooning to our issues.
>>83521897>you will never have pixie DaisyIt's not fair bros
>>83522105Daisy ruined herself with retarded tattoos I was really into Pixi Lust until the boobjob. I also saw that she was whoring herself out in California but then took the ad down.
>anal is still high despite dropping two positionsStill disgusting. It shouldn't even be on there.>Indian women moving up 15 positionskek. Who would have thought you men love curry niggers? You'd fuck anything.
>creampie is an actual categoryHow much we fallen when something normal in sex has to be a search category.
>>83522421I hate when trannies get boobjobs too. A lot of them have really great flat chests. Khloe Kay was god tier but she looks awful now. Sad to hear Pixi Lust fell for the meme too, I loved her maid video and this orgy one where she gets railed hard.
let's say you like this girl and already slept with her and things seem pretty goodwhich is worse/which would you rather:she asks you to try viagra she never mentions it and dumps you with no explanation
>>83522381>>83522071Lidocaine numbing spray for male endurance. Spritz the dick a few times, wait ten minutes, wipe the dick down then go at as you please.Really important to wait and wipe so none gets in her pussy (then she won't be able to cum either)https://www.promescent.com/products/delay-spray?adgroupid=&gad_campaignid=23094290611&gad_source=1&gbraid=0AAAAADnAi2SprKrzXO-8Pja2sKMc4v7Dn&gclid=EAIaIQobChMI2uTXrdbkkQMVul1HAR3rrDXpEAQYASABEgJMdvD_BwE&utm_campaign=p-max-men-pe-nb-us-no-20&utm_content=&utm_medium=cpc&utm_source=google&utm_term=_&variant=32094024663139This is what I use. Only gotten to use it once so far since the gf doesn't want sex very often. I spritzed about five times on my dick. Went from cumming in about three minutes to not being able to cum at all (didn't care since it was to last longer for the gf).
>>83522404Also rub the spray all over dick after spritzing and then wash your hands before touching any pussy
>>83522381I'll have to look up those creamsI don't know what's the answer, I'm kind of a fucking monster and I have issues, I don't want want to put that on him, which probably isn't actually helpfulI've been fapping too hard since I was a kid and watching pretty aggressive porn since then tooI don't necessarily even want to cum during sex, but like there's a huge difference in how your pussy feels after 2 minutes vs like 15 minutes, and that I do necessarily wantI'll definitely livestream it if it doesn't work out, mostly naked, but I have to be wearing these big knee high boots though otherwise I can't cum, so, you know>>83522404>>83522419Holy shit, thank you
>>83522432Your welcome. I guess make sure he is comfortable and trusts you before bringing it up or some shit. I care about women's pleasure so that type of thing doesn't bother meLike the other anon said, some guys might have a harder time getting it up with a numbing agent. Wasn't an issue for me since I have STRONG erections.Have never ever not been able to get it up for a woman in my entire life.If your man is fit like you say it probably won't be an issue, fit guys tend to have stronger erections (I am overweight just fucking massively high test, I always want to fuck, about to dump my gf since she doesn't want to fuck me enough)
>>83522432>I've been fapping too hard since I was a kid and watching pretty aggressive porn since then tooSame boat, sadly this is why I have actual crippling ED. Can happen to anyone, I guess. A girl I was datin had major issues cumming from sex, and once told me that before we met, she would often use the bristle end of an automatic toothbrush to cum.Anyway, the spray the other anon recommended is a better solution than viagra for your situation I think. Although I'm guessing they also would be a great combination too, because sometimes the lack of sensation as a result of a numbing spray can sometimes sap the erection strength (depends on the person), lacking erection strength being what the viagra is actually for.>I'll definitely livestream it if it doesn't work out, mostly naked, but I have to be wearing these big knee high boots though otherwise I can't cum, so, you knowThat works for me, as long as I can see the death drool running down the titties I'm a happy camper.
This is what this board was fornow it's just foid normies, trannies and thirdies posting their cringe and porn. Bascially what what /b/ has become but a lite version
>>83522156Why do we never get angry frog posts amymore?
>>83522156I have 142 threads hidden.
>>83522156it was for making original memes retard, not for losers
>>83522156How dare you call us "lite"
>>83522156THIS is what I think of your little opinion OP
Honestly I never understood attraction till I found fat girls. I always thought that attraction was sort of a societally accepted myth that everyone had conditioned themselves to pretend to experience and I sorta shrugged the concept off. I always considered myself "aromantic" as people called it. But then one day I was scrolling the net and saw a picture of a fat girl and I thought "Damn. She's... Hot." and it was a crazy feeling. I realized I only felt this way towards fat girls. Skinny girls just looked very uninteresting to me.Well I still dont understand attraction cause everyone prefers skinny girls and its a concept I cannot wrap my head around. Even when I meet other people who claim to be "Fat girl appreciators" it's always some big hipped big breasted skinny girl or some very mildly chubby girl. Never the FAT girls I like. Bellies hanging. Chubby cheeks. Just the cutest things ever. Smiling laughing. Not all prudish and "Omg I can't eat that I'm watching my weight!" like skinny girls.I remember I used to be in these pro ana spaces that hated on fat girls and I always had to just pretend they werent spouting dumb bullshit.
>>83521263I always tell people, "God made me this way for a reason, think about it. I'm the best wingman anyone could ask for. Take me with you and I'll be happy to go home with the fat friend." Everyone's attitude changes completely after you say that.
>>83521263If a fat girl lacks the discipline to not be huge then she lacks the discipline not to cheat
>>83522207This is retarded, women of all sizes are whores
>>83522245I love staring at fat women :)
Fats for the win always
you're fighting in ww3 and are told you will be the next flamethrower soldier. how do you respond?
>>83522492https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fragging
>>83522492I'm a schizophrenic. Sounds like a job for the normies.
Intentionally disable the flamethrower
I'm a 28 year old virgin loser AMA
Oh and I would also like to point out that for whatever reason 4chan related discord servers and such seem to be a huge waste of time if you're not a bio woman, a tranny, a femboy or some flavor of sociopathic abusechad. If you're just a regular guy looking for a gf, other kinds of communities, even normie-rich ones, will be more welcoming and yield you better opportunities of meeting a significant other. And even if you're gay, 4chan gays are generally just prison gay/in a phase that they will grow out of the nanosecond a girl looks in their general direction so yeah... something to think about.
>>83522128I fucking hate whales. Scariest animal on the planet. Why do they need to be so god damn big? The ocean is hell, im sure of it.
>>83522128Is your goal in life right now to lose your virginity?
>>83522410>Is your goal in life right now to lose your virginity?not even remotely on my mind >>83522146>Did you ever get any chances to not end up this way?plenty, and I fucked them all up. I don't think I'm an uncharismatic guy. >>83522303Are you seriously asking for advice? Go to China and teach English ASAP. Do not wait, do not think you are better than this job or whatever. just do it. get out of the USA, as fucking far out of your comfort zone and away from your parents as you possibly can get.
>>83522498>not even remotely on my mindKewl
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