The feeling of having nothing to do and realizing that you can do nothing and all your free time is completely yours to do as your wish is such a refreshing feeling. Especially after having to worry about work and deadlines. The fact that I can do nothing right now, sleep during the day, sleep right now, watch movies and anime all night, or play videogames, go out and take a walk, buy myself some sloplunch, truly exhilarating
>>83665804Yeah, make some money tho. Stay comfortable while being comfortable
>>83665819That's the hard part though. Make money and don't enjoy yourself or enjoy yourself but go broke
>>83665804Get a job already you lazy neet scum. And if not a job, you should be house elf for Instagram goblin and spawn new players. Get to work!!
>>83665829instagram goblin? for a lazy NEET scum such as i? oh i wish!at least she should be alt desu
>>83665829You created this broken society, boomer. You fix it.
i have to come out and tell SOME man here. the reason ur alone and can't get a gf is simply bc hating woman is ur entire personality.
>>83665219I'm these two poster here>>83665060>>83665861
>>83663877>hating woman is ur entire personality.
The most recent diversity supervisor in our house didn't even last one month while the others have lasted less than a quarter of a year. The only one who lasted for several years was a white woman that was there ever since I moved into the house in 2017, but one of the diversity hires manipulated the company into firing her, and then they rushed to get that position, of which the company instantly just gave it to them without ever giving them any proper training.
>>83663877It's was never about hate. it was the system that destroyed how we communicate and build relationships
hating women is not my entire personality bro...I also hate trannies
she does kinda look tgirl coded ngl
>>83664789>A woman standing next to books?>Egads! She must be some sort of genius!Do xittoids really?
>>83664789And that's why everyone hates your kind>>83664863>He doesn't know who Margaret Hamilton is
>>83665111>He doesn't know who Margaret Hamilton isSomeone redditors parade about like they do with falsely attributed we wuzzing blacks? She was important for Apollo, but that stack of code wasn't written by her. It came from a department of hundreds of people, mostly men.
next time you see a retarded twitter screenshot just remember people actually pay real money to post on that site.
>>83665932The one on the right isn't making much of an effort hiding her figure
I have had sex with both a man and a woman.
>>83664131which was better?
>>83664469Sex with women is generally better, although I've only been with one man and the experience might've been ruined from my feeling kind of gross afterwards. I will say that the best blowjob I've ever gotten was from a man, although that's a different guy than the one I had sex with. The one I had sex with was terrible at sucking dick.
>>83664131and that's a bad thing. you received a body with a gender. if you ignore it and go unnatural, there will be bad consequences
>>83664131So are you gay or straight?
>>83665721I guess I'm both gay and straight
>A borrower has started living in the walls of your house and is bullying you at every opportunity Wat do?
>>83663970It really is. I had to get over a small amount of "guilt" in the beginning because after horror movies I watched more "heroic" movies and wanted to emulate that but that's not what I was built for. I'm supposed to be Freddy and Myers and Leatherface, not Aragorn or Gandalf or Spiderman.But I digress. Now handling my child shrinking, my immediate thoughts are perversions. I must undress them to make sure everything is in the right place and accounted for and they're unharmed. Hold them up high while I check everything out, pretending I can't hear any compliants or screams of terror from being dangled in the air above me, small bodies small voices after all. Looking at them in my hands, so littlr, so delicate. I like to hug people and squeeze them until they squeal but having someone in my palm would be much different, I wouldn't be able to resist closing my hand around them the first time I see them shrunken down.If it's similar to Wonka in public I would perch them on my shoulder naked and tease them about falling. I'd tuck them neatly behind belt buckle for safety, their bare legs being tickled by my body hair. Curious about the heat coming from there and the smell, being that close they might notice me getting hard from just the thought of licking their bodies clean when we returned home.
>>83664275Tfw Me suddenly remembering the Roach motel scene from Freddy Kruger and how it was disgusting but also triggered that innate feeling of being small and helpless that tickled me in weird waysBut yeah, I could see them squeaking up at you with a tiny, mousey voice as they are being stripped clean, demanding to (put me back in the other way!) and (Stop manhandling me!), constantly squirming and trying to fight you to no avail. The belt buckle is probably the most lewdest place that might raise a few eyebrows but would be excused I imagine, the butt pocket is another option that I could see people watching you tucking them inside of and just letting it go with a shrug and a thought of it serves them right as they squirm while being pressed into your buttcheek. I wonder what attitude you would take, a stern disciplinarian dishing out what they deserve, an apathetic dad doing this for his own amusement without care for what they think, or some twisted sense of genuine altruism thinking this really is being nice to them.Hell if they are really unlucky it will be like the remake version and they will be subjected to their dads horrifying gross body in the TV as various channels are flipped through while they sing a jig about how they had this coming and theyll probably be small forever. Although I am sure their loving dad will pull them out of the TV well before the song plays through to its end, right?
>>83664508It makes me laugh, relatives threaten their kids with me, I can be very stern. I am more of the second option. I would be enjoying myself and I'd prefer they enjoy what will come next but it's not important. The human body is so fragile. Belt buckle I see them, they're secure, they can't hang and slip down onto my dick that's on them. Back pocket is a never. I might sit with my full weight and well, that's the end of them then haha. Front pocket I might bump into something or put something in there crushing then.All they could is raise eyebrows and shrug, I'd respond by hooking my belt with my thumb and jiggling the hitchhikers, laughing.Their loving father, sitting there half dressed hand down my pants beer in my lap, I wouldn't move a muscle to save them. My breath would pause is that who I think it is? Why are they there? They've earned their punishment, better whoever is dealing it than me. I will make up for my loss of face as their father when their song finishes. I pluck them from the TV, studying them. Is this really my kid? Questioning them. I don't think so my kid wouldn't do something to end up shrunk and in my TV and their mother was with them where is she? I dunk them head first into my beer, demanding they tell me who or what they are. Lightheaded and woozy they struggle to stand as I make them prove their identities or they're going back into the TV to stay tiny forever.
>>83664792>It makes me laugh, relatives threaten their kids with me, I can be very sternMakes me imagine you as the 'scary uncle' of the family, someone the parents love having around but the kids are terrified of, and for good reason...>Back pocket is a never. I might sit with my full weight and well, that's the end of them then haha.To be completely fair Mike Teavee does seem to be ultra durable and endures way more than he should be able to survive...but who wants to spend the whole ride home after the tour being sat on by their dad anyways>they can't hang and slip down onto my dick that's on them.>All they could is raise eyebrows and shrug, I'd respond by hooking my belt with my thumb and jiggling the hitchhikers, laughing.These are pretty funny together, you'll totally put them in a position of responsibility for any humiliations that ensue yet are totally willing to purposefully make the situation worse for the giggles. If I was your son I would be chewing you out after that, probably clinging to your dick the next time you gotta take a piss.>>83664792>I dunk them head first into my beer, demanding they tell me who or what they areI could imagine the bitterest, sassiest response...that puts no doubt in your mind that this is the little shitComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>83663629I knew you were behind this post
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>>83664401Goa you were supposed to be now horny...>"There is nothing hornier than a japanese school girl, you could have made me a stripper dancing on a pole and I'd have been less horny"I doubt it
Stomach problems nightynight, gonna go to bed the first change I get, very poo is folowed by washing ass folloed by the coldness wakign me up because cold indoo r air + wet body
>>83664904Goa night GoaHope you sleep well without too many stomach issues
But it's time for work now, laters /aiwg/
>Wow anon, you're up early!>I'm still up, actually.
Wait 3 years, every man in the world will be frauding with makeup. It's just inevitable with how popular looksmaxing shit is. Thoughts?
>>83664569Makeup is weirdon one hand it makes it seem like the only difference is skin but it's not not like attractive people with blemished skin look bad
>>83664780either asian dutasteride hyperresponder or it's fake
>>83664975raise your eyebrows and see where the wrinkles stop. that's where your original hairline is/was
>>83664569Bruhh it looks like a low quality snapchat filter ewwww.
>>83665799Attractive people with blemished skin do look significantly worse, up to 2 points worse.
blackcel here, how do i get a low self esteem femcel snowbuny gf to make me feel better about my abc (average black cock)
>>83665460above 4, below 6>>83665469no black girls like vidya or animay anon catch up
>>83665654>no black girls like vidya or animay anon catch upsure it's rare but it's rare for girls in general if you really wanted to find one you could
>>83665654>no black girls like vidya or animay anon catch upThis is funny. My black friend literally pays his GF to watching anime with him. It's sad as hell. But at least hes not a race mixer and he has a child with her.
>>83665451How about not being a stereotype push by jeets, jews and thirdworld shitskins larping as white faggoted twinks, desu with you ur better off seeking other means of validation somewhere else
>>83665451Im a blackcel but I would prefer a brown girl. It's so erotic. Like Filipina or indian or some shit. They prob don't like nigs tho.
I have no gf because I don't talk to women. I'm schizoid. Being a shut-in, being unemployed, being ugly, none of these actually disqualify you from finding a gf.
>>83665821well if you tried talking to women you'd understand how wrong you are
>>83665821in your opinion because I can't get over the fact that I'm ugly and nothing I do can bring up my self esteem up enough to try and hit on a girl.
>>83665821correct, most of the time when someone does not have a girlfriend it is because they never interact with people
>Being a shut-in, being unemployed, being ugly, none of these actually disqualify you from finding a gf.You can be all those things and still be high status somehow
>>83665821I want to talk with women
why are you alive?why dont you just kill yourself?
Things are pretty good.
>>83665272Nothing gained from living, but also nothing from dying either.There's no compelling reasons so no reason for me to move.
>>83665272I think about it every single day, my life feels like a dream I can't wake up from, I've been a NEET loser for the majority of my life at this point, and yet I can't do anything but continue to stagnate.
>>83665272got the rest of my life to kill myself!
>>83665272pettiness/hatred/spite for fake faggots like 26dollar
>be me>order 2 chicken salsa from mcdonalds>be kinda drunk>get the order>get home>i have 3 burgers>wtf
>>83665690it was me, i quickly changed the contents of your order before you left mcdonalds in cartoon style through a pocked blackhole
>>83665703how tf do u know that
>>83665743i saw your thread yesterday about mcdonalds salsa burgerim thinking wtf is that okso i see this thread todayi google "mcdonalds salsa burger"norway exclusive menu item
>>83665748crazychicken salsa is a good fuckin burger thotho i have no idea what this 3rd burger is https://youtu.be/DPtSmU194U4
>>83665690What the fuck is chicken salsa are you a third worlder
My penis has never pressed against a female human organism (at least directly)
i'm the kind of human wreckage that you love!dan - dan
>>83665816nah you are mid and fat
>>83665823thisalso retarded, useless, and a drug addictpass
NEED AUTISTIC GF
>>83665737you know there are people with special interests not on the spectrum rightsurely you can meet some cute gf who really wants to tell you about frogs
>>83665749Ugh i already met someone like that and i'm pretty sure she's autistic too but i already fumbled iti wish i could move on but i can't
>>83665543Why are there more than 4 threads about autistic gfs in r9k rn all of a suddenAlso why do they change the captches to some random bullshit on a daily basis
>>83665543I wonder if playing specific games on twitch as a male, might lead you to your goal. You'd have to poll to see what autistic women play. Mine plays WoW mostly
>>83665720>how autisticHates socializing and doesn't pretend otherwise.
Femoids:>What is your main fantasy?>How did you know or develop it?>Do you have elaborate autistic scenarios in your head?>Would you, IRL?>Hair color?
I'm a fembot and my main fantasies involve morbidly obese men and feedism. I had a 500 lbs bf years ago and he was a shit person but I have never been as sexually satisfied since. I do have a lot of gross fantasies about bodily functions and spoiled manchildren who whine like petulant children for treats while playing video games all day. But realistically, this stuff is better left to fantasy. I think.
>>83663892Usually yeah>>83664361Eating dinner today tipped me over the maximum, so I'll have to pass
>>83662210>only nonsexual postBased Baron
>>83662480Take the meekspill
>>83662210my guess is you dye your hair red to be closer to the red baron
