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H-HERE IS YOUR MEAL SIR
MAY I HAVE A TIP PLEASE
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I can't help but pay extra to young adults that work in the fast food joint. Their life working there must be atrocious.
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>>40514889
You don't get a tip when you work fast food.
Work as a waiter in a restaurant and you'll get tips..... That you'll have to share with all your fellow employees.

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Find another robots and pin yourselves. Include discord and whatnot.
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>>40514230
how is it to have a romanian fall for you?
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>>40514241
She was pretty cute and lewd at times but I was kind of pretending to be the type of guy she wanted to keep her around.
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>>40514237
m-me
who are you
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>>40514296
I'm a big loser. Wanna go out and apply for jobs together to lessen the self-conscious tension of inevitable rejection?
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>trap close by
I'm going to do it, lads.

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> tfw no cute clingy anon to play games with and shower with attention
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>>40513663
>tfw actually have meme number
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>>40513850
DUDE
dude
d u d e
weed (lmao)
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>tfw find cute clingy anons to play games with and shower with attention

>tfw quickly get bored of them

I have not found a graceful way to disengage yet. Ghosting them means making a new account each time, telling them straight up I'm bored with them turns into a blood bath pretty quickly.
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>>40513965
just tell them, blood baths are fun!
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I'm building a pc so I can't actually play games who will be my new friends whilst I build?

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I've been awake for over 24 hours and xr adderall is barely keeping me going. I need to make it another 5 hours
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What's the longest you've gone without sleep?
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>>40514119
>I've been awake for over 24 hours and xr adderall is barely keeping me going. I need to make it another 5 hours
BBBRRRRRAAAAAAPPPFFFFSSSSSHHHHHHH
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Well I only took the adderall this morning like 4 hours ago. I was trying to sleep all night, but I figured once i hit morning I needed to make sure I didn't fall asleep until the afternoon. I know it's retarded but it's not like I was bingeing it and then wondering why I can't sleep
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OH GOD I WANT TO TOUCH A FEMALE

GOD I WANT TO FEEL THEIR BIG DUMB BUTTS
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>>40514119
24 hours is nothing.
I used to sleep at most 10 - 14 hours A WEEK.

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I'm 30 and I no longer enjoy video games (too tired after work, started to seem like a waste of time) and movies/tv shows/anime (reminds me too much of how lonely I am). Please give me propositions on what to do with my free time.
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>>40513035
I don't thing it would work for me. I always felt terribly depressed after alcohol. Besides it's bad for your health. The last thing I need is becoming addicted.
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bump

fdsfdsfdsfdsf1
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>>40511056
Buy a gun and join a club
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31 here

My advice is to throw yourself into some kind of work that you are entirely in charge of. When I catch feels for the idea of love I throw myself headfirst into computer programming. You need a hobby that can take up all of your time, something through which you can define yourself, something that makes you, you.

This will help you form an independent identity and take your mind off of romance. I have had this problem myself a lot and I find that throwing myself into something technology based makes me feel better over time. This can be used for any kind of depression you might have. Whenever you feel sad to the point that it is crippling just dedicate yourself to that one thing and it will become a band aid of sorts.
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>>40514285
Yes, this is good advice and I'm kind of doing it now. Also programming related. Most of all I want to teach myself winapi (since I was a kid I wanted to create comfy windows applications) and openGL so I could finally create a video game. Problem is I'm not really intelligent person, I have problems with focusing and creating algorithms. When I'm depressed it's difficult for me to force myself to do those things. So what I want is something easier for a dunce like me. When I was in my 20s I kind of liked drawing, then I stopped because didn't had time and was disappointed with my progress. I'm thinking about coming back to it, maybe create my own manga.

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Guys you can go on 4chan through a Nintendo DSI!
HOLY FUG!
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>>40513855
Do webM's work, and images?
As long as you can at least look at, and expand images, shits A-okay
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>>40513878
I'm going to test this webm.
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>>40513878
Webms don't work, but pics do. The OP's pic even shows as a moving gif.
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>>40514271
Does the memory crap out on long gif's?
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I can use my PSP 1000 internet browser.

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ROBOT9001 can succ my thicc cocc
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I'm always fucking original, thanks!
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>>40514987
actually i just looked at the picture again and he looks like my little brother so no, i wouldn't.
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>>40514965

I'd shoot him in the face for $1,000
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>>40515009
That thicc boy looks like your little brother... That sucks.
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>>40514954
OP is a pedophile

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Femanons, would you date a dumb white sissy boy?
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>>40511075
Only if they re pure and qt
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>>40514389
Why is there a paw print on your underwear?
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Yes but only if they're into being pegged
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>>40514389
can you lift up that underwear for me sissy boi?
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>>40514952
Hello please peg me I'll do whatever you want

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Anyone on here have a weighted blanket? I was thinking about getting one but I don't know where to get one or if it's worth the $250 to begin with.
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>>40514947
you could make one yourself with a sewing machine. or get some lady with one to make it for cheap.

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Get in here boyos and make your ideal bf/gf/xf using this: http://www.rinmarugames.com/playgame.php?game_link=mega-anime-avatar-creator

also rate others if you wish.

>tfw no smoking hot gf
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>>40514501
this is me but my eyes are more blue and i dont have freckles on my face
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>>40514575
I would try to start something if I was not a fat 30 year old autist living with his parents, mediocre cock, bad social skills and medium looks at best, and who most likely won't even live up to 50 years old, and has no drive for a career or a life really.

I mean getting a gf could fix some things but honestly no girl is going to bother trying anyway so this is it
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pretty swanky
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>tfw no tomboy qt to cuddle with
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>>40513430
I made her time ago

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>average face
>quite sculpted body, 6'1
>dress like a king
>approach girls often
>if they do give me their number they ignore me after and most of the times they reject me in the meanest way possible

What the fuck is up guys?
What do I need?
>inb4 money: I don't see any prospect of making money until I finish uni so no can do
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>people still believe in the "approach girls" meme

lmfao you gullible little tards
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>>40514782
>fat fucks dating 8+/10
I doubt you've ever laid eyes on anything above an 8+ irl, your standards are probably so low you see 5/10 girls are 8s.
>>40514808
Not true at all, if you've ever had attractive friends you would know this is complete bullshit, women literally don't care about a man's personality unless he's a literal serial killer, in which case he will attract a different crowd of women. >>40514810 is 100% correct

In fact women have gotten together and started to flat out ban "pick up artists", haven't you seen all those news articles about catcalling and whistling being illegal in certain places?
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>>40514750
white indeed but I'm from Romania so besides whites we only have gypsies and no one wants to fuck them as it leads to huge social stigma and ostracization
>>40514725
How does one become charismatic
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>>40514766
>implying girls don't like narcissists
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>>40514334
As with all these threads you're probably thinking too highly of yourself when you say you have an average face.

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Yeah, you aren't a piece of shit, but I am.
-C

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> be graduated with the highest GPA in a scientific subject, within the top 1% of the whole faculty.
> not shy in person, no problem with public speaking, even been on a live radio, but still a robot.
> I also did great in my internships where I always dealt with customers.
> spend 1 month preparing an application for a dream job
> unexpectedly get a phone interview
> "Are you Mr. Anonymous?"
> "Yes Ma'am"
> "Please tell us why would like to work in this position"
> "Hmmm... I like it... and... well... I like it... sorry I can't do it"
> "... What? Why?" she asks while laughing.
> "It's my first phone interview, so I'm pretty nervous".
> "Alright, please call me later, have a good day".
> Calls later, no answer.

If you fellow robot work in recruiting, please do not make phone interview. They are poor predictors of job performance, and another mechanism to promote the popularity contest participation of normies. Thank you.

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>>40514349
You are not a robot. Orginaloli

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>fat
>love vegetables and fruits
>only drink water
>like cardio training
>cook
>too poor to buy good things where i live which result in fucking my diet

i hate it, i hate myself

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Another day another thread dedicated to the only thing that brings a smile to me face in these times of crippling depression and existentialist dread.
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>>40514096
Big fat mommy tits are gross and not cute
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>>40512744
i too experience joys when i see agasa
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teebeehaitch I don't see how any one can see her as anything more than just a cute girl
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>>40512819
she needs to revert back to her 2016 hairstyle imho
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>>40514217
What anime? No way an Agatha poster can make a girl that cute


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