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Is there any group of people more pathetic than alt righters?
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>>52009114
I thought you were talking about asian racemixing, because that's what generally is promoted here, well anything is an improvement to you though, if you have half black kids then they at least have a chance of being good athletes, instead of not existing at all
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>>52009100
Imagine subscribing to any political parties
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>>52009071
>strawman is a /pol/ catch phrase
lol I love this post, captures the ignorance of the left well.
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Trump fags are not alt right. No one cares how much you repeat your delusion, leftist.
The same tactic the "journalists" use; repeat your false classification over and over and hope people eventually accept it.
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>rich people take all wealth for themselves and slowly make everyone less wealthy than them into a slave
>retards will still say its okay
I mean i dont care about it because im a neet loser but you wagies and normalniggers should rise up unironically before its too late.

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Any capeshitters here?

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FUCK ME ITS 4AM, I CANT SLEEP, BUT I HAVE A GODDAMN 7 HOUR SHIFT TOMORROW THAT IM GETTING PAID PENNIES FOR
IF I SLEEP NOW I'LL BE LATE BUT IF I DONT IM GONNA HAVE TO WORK THIS SHITTY JOB ON NO SLEEP
I HATE BEING A GODDAMN WAGEKEK FUUUUUUCKKKK AAAAAAA
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>>52009371
i can't sleep either, but here's something important to keep in mind.
In life you have to do stuff you don't like to later do what you want.
But to get to that wanted state you must focus and know yourself better, like...knowing what you want exactly, I know that you anon someday will get out of being a wagecuck and become a healthy human being
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>>52009397
the biggest fuck you in this situation is the fact that I have another life waiting for me across the country, that's inaccessible to me right now since I have to wageslave for pennies until I have enough money to move
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>>52009450
well, that's is your objective now.
I know that with being a wagecuck is hard to save money, but there's a way
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>>52009371
7 hours is nothing shouldn't be too hard I have to wagecuck at least 12 hours a day

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The girl I love told me she will suck my dick for 1000$. WHY, WHY DIDN'T I ASK HER SOONER SO I COULD SAVE UP
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>>52009465
it's not worth paying her that much for some sucky when you can get it for muuuch much cheaper from hookers
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Don't fucking support degeneracy. You'll feel like shit the minute you cum.
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>2011(+8)
>loving a whore
I shiggy diggy.
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>>52009474
>>52009475
I don't know man, I feel like it could be a once in a lifetime experience.
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>>52009503
You a leaf? I'll giv 4 free

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>youtube.com slash girl cuddling guy.

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>wondering why 4chan is so slow right now
>look at the clock
>it's 2am
>oh
I have no sense of time.
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>>52009225
>doesnt know what timezones are
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>>52009225
they don't have license
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>>52009051
/r9k/ gets a hundred times better in terms of threads late at night but slows just as much. I want interaction like in daylight but the topics being discussed at that time are absolute dogshit psyops. Wat do.
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>>52009504
Move to the other side of the world so it's daylight when it's normally night for you.
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>Why is 4chan so slow now
>Look at my dick
>It's hard but I'm not fapping
>Oh
I'm addicted to fapping

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Why am I miserable?
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>>52008889
1.because you didnt get the quad.
2.you care too much about things.
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>>52008889
because you are real
im imaginary and im happy as fuck about it.
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>>52008889
That is like asking why is a piece of string long
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>>52008889
are you sure that you're miserable?
'cuz there are a lot of people who say the same
what makes someone miserable?
what is making you feel this way?

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I wish my mother would commit suicide.
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Is she ded on the inside already? NEahahahah!

Write a shirt based on these 3 pictures. Or draw comic, pepe , apu related to them .
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>>52006895
Sorting through coffee beans, the lesbian observed. The blackie read her book, trying to find a semblance of meaning in the words. Finally it struck them: they were in an illusion. Morpheus popped into the scene and greeted them. Is he the God of Sleep? Of Dreams?

Octavarium played in the background.

Cillantrum!

The black girl raised her skirt to reveal a portal to a different world. When opened the lesbian girl entered.

She died and the coffee beans were spilled. Finally the world had come to an end and everyone was relieved.
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>>52006895
"Rough day at work?" Cilla asked. Margaret gave no answer, which tended to be her answer most nights. Cilla had grown used to her being a little standoffish. Margaret opened herself up and plugged in, and collapsed on the Chaise.

There was a long silence, broken only by the zap of Cilla's tools on her project of the week. She'd made a comfortable living out of fixing parts, but she liked to keep herself occupied with something strange on the weekends, to keep herself sharp. Margaret sometimes wondered what Cilla could do if she really put her nose to the grindstone and built something.

"What was a 'knight', Cilla?" Margaret asked, having picked something at random out of Cilla's ever-increasing old-world book collection. "A warrior or soldier, who'd fight for a king or a leader" Cilla replied, intently focused on her work.
"Like the Sentries?"
"Sort of, they were living people. They considered it a great honor to be a knight".
Margaret made a face. She couldn't wrap her head around the idea of humans signing up to fight, and assumed she wasn't reading it correctly."This one doesn't seem to fight for any king. He just fucks around with his little Mexican buddy".
Cilla snorted, put down her tools. "Well, Quixote was more an adventurer than he was a knight." Margaret smiled, putting the book down and watching Cilla work. She didn't know how she knew or found all this stuff, but it made her feel more human knowing she did.
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>>52006934
It's a great image but I can't really write much around it.

Also other folks need to put in stories
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>>52006895

Android payeta gets an upgrade .
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>>52006895
LONELY LESBIAN MILF PROGRAMS ROBOT SLAVE TO PEG HER

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>Incels proven wrong yet again
COPE
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>>52006687
it's a hell of a lot to expect from some kid who's just going to end up in a lab somewhere working on materials science and feeling like a failure because instead of inventing an entirely new area of physics they just make aircraft walls stronger

like, normal students would feel good about shaving 2% off global aircraft fuel emissions, but these poor fucks will be beating themselves up about it
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>>52005820
agreed, their dominance is inevitable
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>>52004869
>>52004852
>>52004843
notice how all of these comments are actual criticism, while OP just responded to all of these with phrases like: SEETHING, INCEL, COPE, LOSER, ect.

>>52004724
why can't you post garbage like this on twitter or facebook, about gurl powa and so on, I bet people there would be far more interested
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whats up with this thread?

nobody actually buys this "muh strong woman" shit right? we're all just trolling each other r-right?
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>>52004724
I understand that you guys are upset, but I think there is a chance that we are not quite as smart as this woman. It's possible. I'm pretty much mathematically retarded, but I try my best to do what I'm inclined to do as well as I possibly can. I guarantee you that this bitch can barely draw stick figures.

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I'm tired of the modern world and living like a wagecuck.

How feasible would be to buy a cabin in some outskirts and slowly make a good farm before I fully move there?
I have a lot of money saved, I could buy/construct the cabin, make a farm, perhaps some chickens. Install some solar panels, water filters, make a water thing. Learn how to survive.

I could buy a shit ton of MREs, firestarters, tools. Prepared to live at least 20-30 years.

Anyone has any articles, books or ideas about this?
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Dont be delusional. A loser is a loser no matter the era. You would be a loner student in the middle ages too.
Please stop making copy paste threads
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>>52009297
What the fuck, did you reply to a wrong thread?
I'm not a loser, I just want to go innawoods because im tired of the city life.
What the hell is that about loner student, i graduated from college ages ago

>actually want to leave the city and become a hermit because i dont like people

???

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>convinced neighbor to let me try his gun
>"Careful anon, it's loaded so don't aim it at me."
>immediately point at self and pull trigger
>*Click*
>still alive
>starts screaming and saying he's gonna call the cops
>hiding in bedroom now
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>>52007224
he said it was loaded, maybe he forgot the safety lock
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lel

MAD LAD, you are OP. Here's to you.
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>>52005869
You almost ruined his life, you complete and utter fuckwad
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>"it's loaded"
>it isn't
based safetyfag
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>>52008092
Many guns can be "loaded" in that they have bullets stored in the magazine, (the bunch together in the image) but not quite ready to fire, with no bullet in the chamber. (the one alone in the front in the image)

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Our food stocks are dwindling my liege!

The peasants are leaving my liege!
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>>52009015
Build a granary
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>>52009015
Build an aquaduct so it costs less food for city growth
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>>52009069
All ai is retarded, they lose some shit and stop doing anything
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>>52009069
Nope, picrel is the true robot
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>>52009255
This. Rat is a manlet, ugly as sin and horrible at everything he does.

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A new comrade joins us!
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The bear Jew...
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>>52009351
there's no resistance
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>>52009368
I am the rsistence
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>>52009379
look deeply into my eyes
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>>52009399
Do you want to kiss me?

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>be me, italian, 20
>have great gf, pretty and kind
>she dies in a car accident
>almost get over it in 4 years
>be me a week ago
>new foreign uni student arrives
>she looks almost the same as my gf
>be amazed but without showing it
>find excuses to talk to her
>her name is Liza(Elizaveta?), she is Russian but has been in Germany for years and very recently moved here to study
>she seems nice, she just talks a lot and asks a lot of questions to the professors
>kinda want to ask her out on the spot but I feel too weirded out by the similarity to do it
>yesterday
>finally decide to do it
>she is not so nice anymore and very cold

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>have great gf, pretty and kind
>she dies in a car accident
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>>52009365
At least you had a gf, you knew how it felt, you felt her in your arms, you felt love. Imagine all of us who never had it and never will.
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>>52009383
Laugh, by all means, I am a living joke
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hang in there bud, theres a world outside of uni that I'm sure you'd be able to find some outlet in
the fact you got a gf in the first place puts you in a position where I'm sure it'd work out for you
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>>52009394
I had not even considered this, I am not sure it's a good thing the way you paint it.

Would you really trade places if you could?




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