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Just got a rejection email from McDonalds

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not a single female has even shown the slightest bit of affection to me and im 18
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I was the same. An actual autist loser who always listened to rock music and didn't socialise with people. Then I got to college. Got into patrician metal. Got the metal mindset, lost interest in chicks, I only cared about finding black as fvck metal bands. Eventually hook up with hot as fuck metal chick in college. Shit was cash but she was a normie poser so she dumped me.
Was devastated for 2 years but I was enjoying metal to the fullest. It's been on and off since she dumped me 4 years ago or so. I've had sex with 8 chicks one of which was a 7 month relationship.
Just stop watching anime because you will never be kaneki or sasuke, in my case, bro. Bloack metal is the next step from anime.
Feels O-K.
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hmm if this is true then my autism may have saved me several times. the few times in my life a girl has showed interest in me I have just avoided it at all costs.
Underage b&
Your 18 who cares
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Fucking hate idiots like you, makin true metal black metal people look like shit.
Was the same way dude, I was a skinny pale antisocial teenager who constantly got into fights with everybody and spent my time orbiting 7/10 classmates. didn't lose my virginity untill years of going to the gym and trying to be a better person in general. Focus on improving yourself and the attention will follow, really

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Non-incels, post sexual experiences of yours ITT to rile up the resident incels.
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there are no virgins and losers on 4chan any more
this is normieville now
being on 4chan is the hip cool thing nowadays
Says the newfag who found 4chan after being kicked off r/incels
I don't think being on 4chan is cool or hip. I think that this is fucking sad, and I can't wait for the day I don't have the need to come back to this place anymore.
or maybe the users change? when I came here 5 years ago I was an actual virgin NEET shut in with piss bottles in my bedroom. now I'm in law school and have fucked a few girls including a perfect 10
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>lose virginity to girl I met on tinder
>she becomes my gf for 7 months
>breaks up with me

>random tinder girl lets me tie her up and sucks my cock
>different (fat) tinder girl invites me to her place and we fuck

>become friends with ex I lost my virginity to
>become friends with her new gf
>they come over and we get shitfaced
>find out they are looking for a 3rd
>fuck both of them in my tiny bed
>my parents hear and don't know what the fuck is going on
>they want to come over every thursday
>this has been going on for three weeks

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I'm from a different board, but I came here because I just need to get this off my chest

Fuck you faggots
You've ruined this site
Every board is infected with incel cancer, bringing up RoAsTiEs in threads where it's pointless. I mainly use the hobby boards and there's no fucking reason to bring up sex, women, or loneliness on them. You destroy threads just to try to further your shitty propaganda, but everyone that isn't on /r9k/ hates you

We just don't know how to make you go away at this point

Even jannies have given up cleaning your shitstain posts on unrelated boards because they'd be deleting a never ending stream of shit

Bringing back /r9k/ was a mistake
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>newfag gets called a newfag
>no u
just accept that you are a newfag
I would unironically wear that shirt in public
Fuck you, i'm from /diy/ and /o/ and i can't escape your bullshit even on those boarda

Just calling someone a newfag doesn't make you correct
The absolute worst thing to happen to this site
I've been here for a long ass time now and 4chan has always been full of gatekeeping losers (see 3DPD, tits or gtfo, etc; all ancient memes). Normalfags and women were at best tolerated. Now the only reason I post here anymore is to tell you normies and roasties to get the fuck out and stay the fuck out.
There's a difference between hazing and bringing up roasties on my hobby home boards

We bring up "tits or gtfo" when a bitch outs herself, we don't fit it into every thread we can for the hell of it

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Everything in your life would improve if you started to view humans as the lesser animals that they are. People are mindless cattle and they love to be treated as such.
this is so relatable. I should've dubbed the sheeple for the cattle that they are!
shut up you wannabe jew
I should be able to violently rape and then dismember your mum in the name of supra-animalistic self actualisation
Hello Avi. Having a nice day?
>girl starts talking shit
>imagine her on a farm being treated like cattle, or having all her limbs removed and being used as a fleshlight
>nothing she says gets to me and I even start smiling
There's truth in this

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Daily reminder that men lusting after young women is a good thing. Men evolved to find fecund traits interesting because this would give a male seaking monogomy the best chance at producing as many viable offspring as possible.
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While you are theoretically correct your mind is sickly and far from the same attitude that traditional men held towards younger women. You're unlike the normie not because you've rediscovered some old paradigm, but because you are trying to retroactively experience the joy others had but you didn't feel in your teenage years. You are a necrophiliac
>be a male
>a girl flashes her pussy
>is this what all those poems were about?
>how do i marry this 16 year old?
>"Young women" must mean less than 18 or even children

Brainlet NPCs detected
>be """"male"""""
>shack up with young teen out of lust and to satiate your own desires
>children come out retarded due to mal nourishment and become losers due to being raised by a young dumb bimbo
>setting your children up for failure like this
Nice shifting of the goalposts, tard.

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Why am I always hit on by the boys I never like?
I can always see 'em coming, from the left or from the right

I don't want to be a priss, I'm just tryna be polite
But it always seems to bite me in the...

Ask me for my number, yeah, you put me on the spot

You think that we should hook up, but I think that we should not

You had me at "Hello", then you opened up your mouth

And that is when it started going south

Get your hands off my hips

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these girls too hot out here with their bare asses
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You say that I'm messin' with your head
(Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah)
All 'cause I was making out with your friend
(Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah)
Love hurts, whether it's right or wrong
(Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah)
I can't stop, 'cause I'm having too much fun
(Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah)

You're on your knees, beggin' please "stay with me"
But honestly, I just need to be a little crazy

All my life I've been good but now
I'm thinking "What the hell?"

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I'm your government assigned girlfriend anon. What do you want to do?
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Tbqh that's about my league.
let's start with cardio and healthy diet.
her titties arent even big. Imagine being a fat chick with small titties. YIKES.
You're all fucking pathetic. You know what I would do just to get a chick like that? Probably kill any one of you. Fucking normies.
Cool, you might just be perfect if you don't drink excessively, don't party and will try not to gain more weight.
You can get her, sad truth is there are few women as ugly as her because they use make up skillfully and have better haircuts.

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Will you get a prescription once they're available?

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I don't ever feel lonely, but I like to post on 4chan which maybe is enough for me. in real life I try to avoid others
>please be a suicide pill
just make one that kills you painlessly
Legal opiates will fix everything. It's a scam, it comes from a flower and has no negative side effects apart from addiction.
>hurhur le ebin plebbit maymay XDDD
kys, he is right.

More like cooperate slaves of the big pharma industry.
They will just relabel some old formulas and use pills that failed for some clinical test runs but were maybe useful used as off label treatment.

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not two threads this time edition
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This is true. To be honest I live in one of the nicest and wealthiest parts of the country. People here are old school socially conservative but not populist or reactionary. It's not the type of place where people would kick off about immigration.

If you're in Leipzig or somewhere it's different.

North and South Germany are very different too. It's a diverse country.
Drown it just in case.
>at grandmum's house
>history show is on
>something about Oswald Mosley
>"Oh what could have been..."
>"Hail our glorious people! Hail Victory!"
Was nice seeing an untainted view of him.
wish a bird would let me insert my doofer in her slimy pocket
>at nan's house
>watching homes under the hammer
>"where am i? who are you?"

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what was the last year you still cared about life?
in february 2013 my mom died at age 46
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>kidney stone,the most meaningless cause of death

how did she die from that? wtf
Bitch should have drank water instead of alcohol and soda. Probably had a shit diet.
My guess would be infection or some other complication
two thousand and twelve
2012 fellow brothers

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A daughter do this

That's cute.

But I'm pretty sure I will as my gf wants at least two kids.

girls wont touch my penis. i wash it everyday, i could please them in ways they couldn't understand. i am done with these foul creatures.

>be me
>see girl
>say hi
>"ew, fuck off"
>furiously masturbate to the thought of being shamed
>found my kink
Just because you clean your dick doesn't mean shit, And who the fuck walks up to strangers and says "hi" with the intent of getting pussy. Fuck off you sperg
>ew fuck off

D-does this actually happen or are you making it up
yes it happens. wash your peepee, be gentleman and get rejected. all these pussy having creatures doesn't care about proper hygiene

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When was the last time you shared a meal with a woman who was not related to you?
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Never with a women but I've been to work dinners with women there. I honestly wouldn't even know what the expected etiquette is when taking a women 'out to dinner'.
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never in my whole life hahaha
Transition to /tv/. The real robots are there.
if I watched tv or movies I probably would
When I was homeless there were a few women at the homeless shelter. Everyone ate together. Kind of comfy desu.

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