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what's everyone up to today? I took one mdma pill and it kicked in about one hour ago. my vision is a bit weird this time too.
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What's it like though? I've never done psychedelics before.
I'm too lazy and high to describe LSD or psychedelics right now. Just look around on erowid for user experiences
Just another ROA dude
Yeah, when you relapse.
Your arms become numb and you have this tingling sensation over. Your vision gets distorted heavily and you hear everything with echo like you're in a deep cave

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Friends all think there's something wrong with me but are to polite to say anything
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t. 25 year old virgin that never had a gf
Same, I'm almost 26 and a khv but I'm a volcel
If by that age you've never had an SO you're literally fucked. By seventeen you're late.

To be fair though zommies are like a fourth all virgins past eighteen. One of four zoomers are so fucked up by today's phone culture of over-competition mixed with the straight edge lifestyle that is propagandized into them that a forth are just in hell basically. The worst part, they can't even enjoy the Internet because they grew up on it so they take it for granted. No control over being grateful, but desensitized is what they are.

Uni age ends by 22. You have ONE YEAR or you'll be a loser so bad that your friends will assume you're a pedophile. Beware. Don't think I'm kidding. If you're not gay, as gays get sex at least very easy, you're a pedophile. That's what they'll think. Actually, you're here aren't you? You've already been ostracized you failed normalfaggot zommie. WELCOME TO HELL ZOMMIE

>still virgin
>caring still
have sex
zoomie* rather though zombie does describe well cellphone user generation known as gen Z.

I'm really fascinated by the whole process and the artform of breaking a criminal to the point of terror and/or a confession. My favorite so far has been The Interrogation of Stephanie Lazurus and that high ranking military official, Russel Williams. Does anyone else share my niche passion? It can be quite nervewracking even though you know that the person is literal shit, it is still human to empathize. It causes a struggle within yourself at times but like with the Lazarus case whenever i felt bad for her (or thought i did) I would simply look at the pictures of the young girl she brutally murdered and how gruesome and fucked up it was.. do any of you that watch these ever experience it? I am sure I haven't even found some of the most harrowing and heartstopping interrogations yet.. there is a goldmine on YT.
The Lazarus Video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WLSNPkf8RCU&t=1158s

The Williams Video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jJZv3z7FOt0

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I'm not ugly, fat, short, poor, dumb or anything like that.
I've been never been bullied for any physical attribute or because of being gay or something like that.

But everyone hates me. Since I was a child I was always the bottom of the hierarchy.

I have had several group of friends but I was always the least important there.

If we were arguing they would always side up against me, if there was a car (with 5 sites) and we were 6 they would not call me to go out.

It's like if I had bad vibrations or something like that.
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You probably look weak.
You just have to fuck 'em over now for their past cheeklessness
social dynamics are complicated, try to take the initiative maybe they'll follow u
It could be billion different reasons.
You need to tell us moar about your situation.
I have the face and body you would imagine if you thought on "average caucasic human young male"

It can not be my looks

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Say something nice about Chisato Moritaka

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>took a vacation overseas for a week
>fucked a different escort every night
>didn't even cost that much
Why the fuck are you staying at home being miserable when you can live out your fantasies for cheap in the East?
because I am fucking terrified just going to the gas station for some cigarettes. Traveling to the other side of the planet is completely off the table to me

I don't like aids much.

same tbqh. I want to go to Thailand but not alone and not as the very first country I travel to. Plus I would probably have to lie to family and friends about where I went or else be seen as a sex tourist.
you have a higher chance of getting aids in the west than in the east

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>comes home
>sees this burgler sleeping on your bed
what' the correct move here?
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>what' the correct move here?

Call the cops without waking her up. In the meantime prepare zipties and duct tape and get to work.
>Would the police even arrest a woman for breaking and entering your home?

The most likely outcome in California would be:

>You try to make her leave
>Neighbors call the cops
>Cops arrive
>They arrest you
>They let her live in your house because she's now a "tenant" under California law
>You go to jail for domestic violence, since as far as the court is concerned she as your tenant was living with you
>She lives in your house rent-free the whole time you're in jail, and even after that, while you litigate to evict her once you're out of prison
I remember this lol. Originoly ofc
W-what's the problem officer?

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>"i feel like the luckiest girl alive because you're with me!"
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No thanks, Lucifer
God made the races separate for a reason
If you were so lucky you wouldn't have been born a nigger
that's racist and mean you hurt her feelings

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Share anything creative you got involved with at some point in your life.
Anything goes: videos, drawings, photos, music, writing, crafts, podcasts...
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no one even cares if i get drunk and make a fool of myself thats why i love you all i will do my best to make your dreams come true and i swear by that
i have a mental breakdown and no one appreciatres it im typing these words on the kebyboard so they are meant toio be expressed fuuck 8uu alll for noitooot giving me the attention i deserve
Her eyes are staring as if she can't decide between fucking or killing something/10
Hey I made a type beat also! I'm going to upload it to youtube soon. That's a hella good 808


Second beat I ever made. I finally got omnisphere and I like how it turned out

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What would you do if you got to heaven and every girl there was fat? Keep in mind that this is eternal.
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They're nicer to cuddle, I would just want one girl to cuddle though, I can't even have that when I'm alive.
The Bible doesn't say that, it just says there is no marriage in heaven.
Wouldn't care because there is no Heaven and there is no Hell. I'd rather go to Hell than Heaven.
Breed 'em all
I know that I am not going to heaven, so i suppose that it does not matter.

i want a cute young femboy bf who i can care for and cherish and maybe i could spit in his mouth sometimes and dominate him whenever id like annd and and and,,,
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Youre right im guessing she closed the thread by now. I just wanted to talk desu those 2 guys added her first and ill respect it and id feel bad if i took something from them but i know for fact i wouldve regretted it infinitely if i didnt try
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This was quite honestly the qtest thread I've ever been a part of on r9k
>slowly watching the thread fall down the catalog
>still staring at my empty friend request inbox
You anons better meet up like you said you would and avenge my tears
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I'm imagining a girl a few inches taller than a cute shota boy

riding the shit out of him, and then wagging her buttplug tail with him still inside and licking his face

are there any doujins like this?

>Be 27
>Slim build
>Thin wrists
>Small arms
>Love sucking cock
>Want to be cute trap bitch boi for a dominant guy
>Use me as his relief
>Keep me in a cage
>Comes home to me cooking and cleaning in cutoff jeans and a crop top
>I welcome him home and take off his shoes
>Bring him his dinner while he relaxes and watches netflix
>Suck him off while he eats
>Holds my head down and pulls my hair while he feeds me
>Swallow and then go do the dishes before I come back and cuddle and massage him while he plays games

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You don't watch the sissy hypno vids to do anything other then get you in the proper mood and mindset. They won't make you brainwashed into a sissy or some shit, but they can get you horny and focused while you get hornier from not jerking off.
>>54095254 rgnl
Why can't he be a slut and a bitch without having his life destroyed? Who gives a fuck, anyway. If his fulfillment ends up being making someone else satisfied, isn't that just as good a purpose as basically anything else?
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you sick fucks are no better than pedos preying on children
Trap gays hit the wall quickly. It's not like in anime where they'll live into old age looking pristine and dying. It's the reason why so many transgender individuals pile up and burn out quickly. The only world where they would find some reasonable amount of widespread acceptance is one where transformation resulted in truly detailed, fine results, didn't require obscene maintenance standards, and were in some way affordable to the masses. Hmo/bi-sexual 'femboys' are the only reasonable long-lasting compromise when it comes to feminine sub gay identities, in my opinion.

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Hey guys, let's all learn to draw together and laugh at wagecucks with their 9 to 5 and commute!!
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>r9k autistis
>learning anything
that's gonna be an eksdee from me chief
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It's cause they notice more mistakes in their work than what others would. I feel I'm really improving but far from "great".
The bottom looks good actually. Tree trunks need to be a tad lighter in value.
ok, teach me how to draw then
>>>/ic/, if you allow me to be original

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>be me
>always hated that my mother fetishised antibiotics, blaming our doctor when she refused to prescribe antibiotics for a viral infection
>somehow she wouldn't get that antibiotics don't help with that
>found a random cat outside the other night
>played with cat, I love cats
>cat playfully bites my finger which had an open wound from before
>few hours later my finger gets all red, swollen and leaks puss
>remembers my mother's stash of antibiotics
>google what antibiotics they use for cat bites
>same fucking antibiotics at home
>sleep it over
>finger much better next morning, almost like new
>thanks mom, saved me a trip to ER
>>>taking (((antibiotics)))
gj fucking up ur body for a minor scratch fag greentexters
1cm thing filled with yellow gunk that pulsates and hurts. I'd rather take a pill or two than let it get worse.
Why the fuck don't you wash your hands?
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meanwhile in my basement

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>be me last friday
>getting invite by a 18yo depressed gril to a bithday partyl
>decided to go to the birthday party for improving her self-confidence
>also decided to go to the birthday party because maybe I could start some friendship with this grill
>ffw 20:00
>enter to the party
>random grills and the host came up to greet me woth a kiss
>I reject the kiss and I offer my hand
>they stare at me
>they start laughing and then leave
>I stay talking to the host for the next 30 minutes
>ffw 30 minutes
>I sitting on a corner listening to weeb shit with a friend of mine and watching how the host is having so much fun with a whole bunch of friends
>start realizing how useless my presence is there and how lonely I m

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The harder you try the harder you will fail.
Yeah, sums it up perfectly. Enter with low expectations, shoot the shit with people (don't be afraid to lie and talk about normie bullshit), consume alcohol in moderation (dignity first), and go with the flow (unless the flow takes you somewhere really uncomfortable).
>consume alcohol in moderation
I forget where, it might have been It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, but Dee and Dennis kept talking about getting business drunk for something important, so when I went to a party I kept telling myself to get business drunk only for everyone to start playing drinking games.

Considering this is /r9k/ if you're the type of person who doesn't have any friends then there's a 100% chance that you'll have a bad time at a party.

We should just be content to play video games, download torrents and refresh threads. There's nothing else for us.
I have very very few friends and I also don't want to change my identity but going a bit out of my comfort zone sometimes and putting up a show (acting like a partygoer and camouflaging my autistic neet self) is beneficial. Humans are designed to be among other people (in moderation), it's good for mental health. I call it a "social vacation". Normal people take breaks from spending time with other people, I take breaks from not spending time with other people. I believe you can also do that while staying true to yourself, anon.
The only thing I would consider is an open mic night since I can listen to the other people play guitar and I don't have to socialize...and I'd like to play guitar myself when I get my skills up. But I've gone to them in the past and it's always a bad experience.

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