Just found out santa isn't real and the person leaving money under my pillow growing up wasn't the tooth fairy. I'm an old man, 22 years old.
>>77271682I found my presents in hidden places around the house a few days before christmas pretty easily as a kid.
>>77271715You has every right to burn down the house at that moment. I'd be so mad. I am mad
What would yours be? No wishing for more wishes, or making people fall in love with you.Mine would be:>I wish to become the best in the world at any activity or hobby I try to learn within a couple of weeksI essentially become the world's greatest artist, athlete, comedian, etc, within a year. No instant gratification either so it will feel somewhat earned.>I wish I could change anything about my physical appearance whenever I want by writing the changes I desire on a piece of paperTakes care of my physical deformities whenever I wantNot sure about the third wish. Money, girls, material possessions would come easily after these two wishes. Maybe some superpower like flying, freezing time, invisibility, or shooting Kamehameha blasts. I think I'd choose to freeze or slow down time for as long as I want.
>>77271688Mine would be:>I wish to be omnipotentthat's the only wish i need
https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/77268344/>they deleted the threadSo the mods are paying them too, huh?
>>77269685This is kinda sad but I'm not surprised since they sometimes ask guys to make the threads for them and you can't really stop people like this from giving money to women.
>>77271152Also some guy was making threads trying to get women to drop their throne links for weeks, he is probably the top donor.
>>77269685Reported this shit thread for spamming. Based jannies delete tranny awareness spreading threads. Just filter biofem dumbass.
Still seething over one thread, huh? You are that pathetic, OP.
All you did was advertise them to more simps. They made money off of your whining.
tfw no gf with a shirt that's definitely not too thin
>>77271035Maybe something happened to it between the sentences.
>>77267296Is this even a girl? The pic looks pretty androgynous. Could be a high school or college boy.Eh fuck it, who am I kidding, at this point I would take a boy too.
>>77268041He doesn't have that much. I have like 250 tabs open right now.
>>77271604I mostly use a Chromebook, which bogs down if I have more than 3 open
>>77271621Oh, that sucks. I'm using a desktop computer with Debian, 32 GB RAM, 40 GB swap, zswap enabled, lzo+zsmalloc at 25% max size. That gives me a lot of buffer before the swapped out pages actually hit the disk.
watchin my cousin vinny
>>77271453I just watched Southland Tales.
>your type>what do you think of sluts>are you a slut>what is the sluttiest type>who is the sluttiest reg>The reader should understand that these four criteria of types of human behavior are just four viewpoints among many others, like will power, temperament, imagination, memory, and so on. There is nothing dogmatic about them, but their basic nature recommends them as suitable criteria for a classification. They are also useful in understanding one's own prejudices.>-C.J. JungAnons Guide to Typologyhttps://paste.fo/raw/287d5fb6f7b6https://pastebin.com/XJvFYQzTSuggested Quizzes:Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>77269502go to other websites for that, bro. hers probably aren't even all that.
>>77269223Lil'Ack:-used primarily in systems where a seed needs to dispense into a womb-a session can be initiated with mental and physical contact of greater force-any initiating physical force can choose to explode inside at least 3 times to make a link or give up
>>77268791What's annoying about it? Boomer pays me ~13 dollars an hour and I don't pay rent, it doesn't take that much time to accumulate 300 dollars if I really put my mind to it. It's no different from any other NEET buying 6 videogames or a Nintendo Switch. Regardless as stated back here I got a "loan" of 3000 pounds from my parents on the explicit condition I'm not frugal with it. https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/76556829/#q76562997>You're just another midwit with a blog.Hasn't that always been the point? Any ideas for the next arc if you're not a fan of this one?>>77269527He follows my blog of course, I believe that exposure to me is extremely healing for lack of a better word.>>77261895I think they're always useful, I'm quite attatched to turning back time in particular. Being able to turn back makes me feel like I can run further.
Anyway the frog isn't mainstream at all.>>77252300What are the delusional axioms?
When will /our/ INTellectJewels retvrn from the war?
what happens when you attack someone who can't attack back?
>you should not even be asking this
God curses you and your progeny for seven generations
>dirty deeds
>>77271430>what happens when you attack someone who can't attack back?You win obviously
>Wake up and see that you are stranded alone on a boat with themWhat do you do?
>>77269461Give 5 blowies then pull out my device and contact the coast guard.
>>77269461I fucking hate you and your shitty threads
>>77269461<sup dudes I have a feeling that this is an appropriate response
>>77269520behold>ar15
Why are the anons on this board, so gay?
people were plain as fuck 10 years agothere were no girls who looked like this 10 years agonormies were BORING looking as FUCK
go through your old social media accounts and look at posts from 2014niggas looked so fucking AVERAGE back thensrsly
No one had looksmaxx knowledge pre-TikTok. Incels developed it now its everywhere, thank u autistic virgins
>>77271272Idk what you are talking about, this is a pic of a meetup from the fashion board here
>>77271272Here's some more they look like fops pic related
>>77271203Girls wore skinny jeans and beanies. They mogged all zoomettes
>pay hooker on stripchat to rate my cock>laughs and says its the hairiest cock she's ever seeni dont think ive ever been more embarrassed, i thought women loved hair down there dude
>>77271390The first time I(F) tried sex with a guy I got so nervous I just started laughing at his penis.
At least having a hairy cock is something you can easily fix yourself. Just shave, you hairy ape.
You better be an American anon if you are paying for camwhores. One, shave down there. Don't shave your ass hairs you'll get a bad infection. 2) go to an Asian massage parlor. They mostly are whorehouses in disguise and they have what you seek. Better service than anything a cam site would give you and for a lot cheaper.
>>77271407The lady I have sex with every so often giggles and laughs when we get to penetration. I don't really understand it. I assume she is just ticklish down there. After a few minutes she stops giggling and moans etc. but is always smiling. My weiner is not small or anything so idk. I don't really mind it though. I considered that it might be some kind of a trauma thing but I've never asked her obviously. She appears fine and "normal" at all other times in the encounter besides the first few mins of penetration
>>77271554balkans bro, if i walk into any parlour ill probably get my organs harvested
When even Chad-lites are sexless virgin incel freaks with no friends in 2024, what hope left is there for the rest of us? Even Chads will soon not be good enough. How do we stop the ever increasing rise of female standards? Western civilization is on the brink of complete collapse.
>>77270705Where is your girlfriend from? What is her ethnicity? Why does she find the Samuel scary?
>>77270733Many have claimed this. He is the Dreamwalker. A very powerful demonic entity.
>>77270786>>77270793Why does Samuel not have a girlfriend/wife?
This is why you never ask other men for face ratings because they think masculine ogre = Chad due to the male gaze. Women only get wet for the rare pretty boy types with feminine facial features.
Based and Chad pilledNo more alcoholThe great crusade against this disgusting poison
https://www.tiktok.com/@uhmxna/video/7357112682950135086Damn, women really hate men shorter than them.there goes my dream of getting a tall gf :(
>>77265065>shitskinThere's no need for racism here, friend.
>>77264508We are going down for sure. At least, it shows the real nature of women. It also highlights how genetics is the final judge everything.
>>7726936866 inches = 66 inchescorrect?
>>77270689A 5'6" man is 5'5" and a 5'6" woman is 5'7".
>>77270718ThisMen lie up, women lie down.
Anyone else suicidal just frustrated at how the suicide methods seem so fucking lacking?I looked into jumping from a high height, but the problem is that I have a fear of heights in general. I think I just might choke and end up not jumping anyway.I looked into hanging and it just seems.... Unsure. I'm scared that I'll fuck it up and just end up braindead instead.So now I'm just frustrated. And yes, I would use a gun if I knew how to gain one. I'm so unbelievably retarded that even as an american I don't know how to get a gun.
>>77269809Is hydrochloric acid worth a try?
>>77269809Seek help Killing yourself makes no sense Put some effort into healing yourself
>>77270406Nah, sorry bro. I'm kinda just done living. It never gets better for me, it just gets worse.
>>77269809Exit bag, at your nearest Party City, for less than the price of 2 hours worth of work in California.No excuses.
>>77269809>I looked into jumping from a high height, but the problem is that I have a fear of heightsholy fucking kek.how old are you? do you have health problems or something?
I think I'll masturbate in the backyard tonight. Anyone else do that?
>>77271551Mosquitoes are about to feast on your dick
>>77271579That's half the fun
>>77271579Nah. It's relatively dry where I am. And there aren't any bugs.
i masturbated in some broken down shack in some cemetery where all the graves were from the 1800s
a wank in the willows
>weed abuse is slowly turning me into a more and more degenerate coomerWhat the fuck is happening am I going crazy ahh shit
