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You've probably noticed that /biz/ has a problem with spam. We've had to issue roughly 300 bans a week on /biz/ since January just for advertising and begging, and every day there are a dozen new pump & dump shitcoins being shilled. All this spam pushes actual discussion of business and finance off the board, and creates an atmosphere where users suspect each other of inauthentic behavior (i.e., being scammers or bots).In an effort to address the spam, we're trialing a new system: email verification. To post on /biz/ you will need to verify your email address using this link: https://sys.4chan.org/signinWhen you submit your email address, you will receive an automated email containing a verification link.After this email has been sent, your email address will be purged from our servers. We will not retain long-term records of your email address.Clicking the verification link in the email will permit you to post normally. The verification link is valid for 24 hours.You will need to accept 4chan cookies for the verification process to function.4chan Pass users are not required to verify their email address using this system.The goal of this new system isn't to eliminate spam and shilling entirely; no system is perfect and perfect is the enemy of good. The goal of this system is to reduce the ease with which bad actors can spam the board, such that the mods and janitors can deal with the remaining spam more effectively.Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
Jannies ruined biz. Where do we go now?
>>58432590no they didnt, this board is many times better without so much third world gutter water
>>58432590Hot take: it's not the jannies fault. Most people just don't like reading "ITS OVER!" 24/7 when they have money invested.
>>58432599Yea dude I love reading 10 day old posts
>>58432624The fact that jannies let people post garbage threads like that drove people away?Still their fault
>Basic Informationhttps://www.reddit.com/r/Teddyhttps://www.bbbwhy.com/https://www.youtube.com/@theppshowhttps://open.spotify.com/show/64hmkmXpetPEVGPlExkDGl>ex-board member Holly Etlin makes claim that what happened to Bed Bath & Beyond has not happened except in cases of fraudhttps://www.reddit.com/r/Teddy/comments/1945r00/holly_etlins_statement_regarding_bbby_potentially/>Share Buyback Fraud Explainedhttps://threadreaderapp.com/thread/1749490369258250493.html>Do companies state that they face bankruptcy...but then *suddenly* do a 180 "Reverse Uno", squeeze short sellers and bring riches to shareholders?https://reddit.com/r/BBBY/comments/16ohoy3/do_companies_sometimes_officially_state_that_they/>How Can BBBYQ Exit Chapter 11 In A Way That Benefits ShareholdersComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>58430960what the fuck is this thing
>>58430710how much did you lose
>>58432142>I cannot see Schrodinger's cat, therefore it is deadThe level of midwit brought to us by sisyshillies is astounding
>>58432226you can see itit's deadnow answer me this >>58432156
>>58432445You must be new
7 years, 2 bullruns missed. You’ll never get your youth back. And you deserve it for trying to use new frens as exit liquidity and ruining biz :)
>>58432606What bullruns did it miss retard?
>>58432611It went from $20 to $50 in the last bull run, whereas every other coin did 20-100x. Bitcoin itself did a 10x
>>58432614It was sub 1 penny you people are retarded
>years wasted developing CCIP, tech that already exists today>link retards tried their best to trick people into thinking this would ignite a new all time high for them>it didn'tlink faggots get what they deserve
>>58432554The biggest humiliation is yet to come, when SupraOracles TGE happens and 10x in a week and eventually surpasses chainlink and becomes the standard oracles solution and chainlink goes to zero
I made about 30x on one of the automated liquidity maker projects in late 2021. Some guy shilled it in the telegram group of a different project. Automatically managing your uniswap v3 liquidity seemed like an idea that would take off at the time. It had a big pre-release pump but then came out and the product was crap so it dumped again. All in all I made about 100k and it is to this date my most profitable trade.Whats your story?
>>58431834>be part of a stupid cult I donate my money to>cult leader has sex with underage bait>former president of the cult blackmails the cult leader>i'm still donating, former president feels sorry for me and tells me to buy ethereum during the presale, which I do because I'm a fucking cultist>the end of the world doesn't come, though the cult is still saying the end is near>I sell my presale eth at around $3500>everything went better than expected
>>58432504You have to tell us the cult. I’m curious now
>>58431834Got qan on biz at 0.008still holding atm
>>58432574The cult is called /biz/
>>58432612So is Vitalik the cult leader pedo?
I don't see anything exciting happening in crypto, and I can't find the right opportunity. Plus, I'm broke to buy again. What the heck is going on?
>>58431306Definitely not! Both projects will run concurrently and reach their milestones. Nexera just gave Nuklai a solid foundation to build on but it's now independent and creating its own path.
>>58430512XRP is a joke, I dumped it for QAN already
>>58426304QAn releasing its testnet in a few days is boring? YNGMI cunt
>>58426411Shill good accounts? Idk how to browse Twitter without finding 100% shillers and pump and dumpers
>>58426983Erc20iFungi hs pumped too much.Jelli and pepi are dumping
>Sexless men are crashing the housing marketFucking incels
>>58429699This but unironically
>>58426264> own land for 10kLand has gotten retardedly expensive here (long country in southamerica). Asking 30k-50 for 5000 m2 shit land anywhere, it's like rural boomers discovered FB marketplace and think if they charge the same as if the land was 30 minutes from the capital. Land brokers too.
>>58429699>>58430744Many women have already opted to offer sex to willing buyers at the current fair market price. Therefore this is a non-issue.
>>58423367being single is a good strategy to save money, I mean compared to when I had a girlfriend, now I even have several different bags in dextools, I'm fine
>>58423508dios mio la criatura de blanco
AVAX HOLDERS ONLY!
>>58430893keep dreaming faggot
>>58431419
>>58430863yeah hi can one of you guys shill avax to me?
>>58432268it's the first crypto to solve the catgirl problem. also scaling, Ted Yin is a genius.
>>58432268AVAX is the thinking man's crypto, therefore all the smartest investors choose AVAX.>AVAX: Have You AVAX'd Yet?
avi testnet when? I was promised a testnet.
Lol I wanted to do a joke and with a username and some bastard banned me instantly though crowd..
still slurping and you cant stop me
>New lows every dayUnironically gonna see 0.001 soon.
>>58432352you wish nigger
>>58432094And for my next magic trick I'm going to make your nipples disappear
THE NORMIES AREN'T COMING THIS TIME
>>58432323the hr lady asked me about crypto today
>>58432323normies are broke they cant even buy groceries.. its over
If you're still investing in discretionaries and retarded internet funny money instead of essentials such as medical, food, water, and energy you are retarded.
>>58432323They are all gravitating towards Qan. I told y'all.
>>58432373what the fuck does that have to do with buying crypto?
HAHAHAHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAHAAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH*breathes in*MORON COINS. HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHAHHHAHAHAH
>>58431994Dude, next time let us know so we can flip and fund milestones for HOKK, wtf?
>>58431827>I will not buy this coin now, but wait until it's four times more expensiveInteresting strategy.
>>58432267Many such cases
Linu is the best bet out of the three.>autistic team>fat fuck named Ryan who eats burgers>no dev>copy paste of shib>can’t really be rugged>some Emilia chick spamming Twitter shit>cute dog logo
>>58432561I think LINU is pretty cute too
The rich are finally going to have to pay their fair share. Huge W for the people. Fat cats absolutely seething.
>>58428229this doesn't affect the rich as much as it does the middle class and small businesses you fucking faggot
What are the chances this actually passes? Taxing unrealized gains is complete absurdity...as a matter of fact, capital gain taxes in general are absurd.
>>58432350It literally says its for the highest net-worth individuals. Why do you poors get so upset when rich people have to finally pay their fair share?
>>584324061) this would crash every single market and will basically make the market a game of musical chairs seeking liquidity every tax season.2) it was never a serious proposal it’s just bait to pander to retards like yourself 3) our government work for the ultra wealthy not you, if you think something like this would only be for rich people you are double retarded. As usual they will tell you it’s for the rich and then change the definition of rich to $60k while the people you though you were fucking will use their lawyers to exploit the loopholes they wrote into the law.4) this could be used to steal literally every asset out of private hands in America through inflation and subsequent taxation.
>>58432406>>58431457No is fooled by this tactic you talmudic jew
I just need a 24652x to make it
>>58427366I just need a 100x and I'm set for life....
>>58427366Thats like a couple of $TRUF in 2 good quarters, but if you're in a hurry, go try your luck on SOL with the memecoins, one tip tho, if you don't have any sort of edge, prepare to lose your money and be ruined financially
>>58427366I would say wait a little longer, I see more red than green in the dextools chartsor better take advantage of the dip
>>58427366Just get a bag of Qan and you are safe
>>58432360Does Truflation know you're spreading violent transphobic hate to sell their product? That's probably not what they signed up for. It's a shame but I'll have to send a screenshot and a very strongly worded e-mail to every Truflation e-mail I can find: so far natalia@truflation.com and info@truflation.com, let me know if you have anymore
Convert your crypto to pussy instead. Pussy is the only thing that matters. You must maximize your pussy gains.
so how does that work? I send all my crypto to pussy wallet address right?
>>58432509I actually did that some years ago, I got SRS in thailand thanks to the past bullrun and now I get a lot of dicks there thanks to it..
My future wife is not receiving a single dime from my portfolio. She will be locked in the kitchen/bedroom
On month 5 and even white women turn me on now.
>>58432512Prostitutes accept bitcoin bro
>browse /biz/>see a few posts>browse /biz/ a week later>the same post is up, with only 60 repliesHoly fuck, this board is really SO fucking dead.Atleast the shitcoin spam has been reduced, but at this point I don't know if it wasn't better.
The best investments are the narrativeMusk:(9/25/2012) "Tesla Supercharger will over time allow you to travel anywhere on pure sunlight for free"(5/9/2013) "There is a way for the Tesla Model S to be recharged throughout the country faster than you could fill a gas tank."(9/23/2015) "My guess is probably we could break 1,000 kilometers within a year or two. I'd say 2017 for sure." (621 miles)(1/6/2016) "In ~2 years, summon should work anywhere connected by land & not blocked by borders, eg you're in LA and the car is in NY."(10/19/2016) "All you will need to do is get in and tell your car where to go." (He said the car would be able to drive from Los Angeles to New York city with no human intervention by the end of 2017.(Nov. 2017) "It's got a better drag coefficient than a supercar." (Talking about the Tesla Semi-Truck)Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>58432534>ELON MAN BAD
>>58432537Have sex incel
>>58432534god forbid he have ambition
Anons, any coins we can ape that capitalize on the upcoming CZ trial? This can be huge, but I'm oblivious to any current coins that can blow up due to this event.
Proud owner of 1m CZ checking in, let's send it.
Fudders try to swing but we keep going up . See yall at 10m , the space can’t fade this narrative of the week
>>58432490this has already taken off, but the CZ meme coin on solana 赵长鹏, will explode.
>>58432549Good luck with that scam distribution
Liquidity 100% burned Contract renounced Safu contract
you will eat ze bugs, anon, and you will like them
Mumus have no backbone. You just want to make gains in USD and cash out to your bank.
>>58431712
>>58430740>You just want to make gains in USDcant make em on INR amirte
>>58430740>>58430740>You just want to make gains in USD and cash out to your bank.that's the plan, I mean that's why I spend hours looking for good shit on dextools, I want quick cash not to fall in love with virtual funny coins
>>58430740I convert 100% of my gains into ICP
>>58430740Not me though. I am holding all mine in Qan
