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so this is the power of mass societal wide delusion...

How many fucking bubbles do we need to have for people to stop doing this?

Dotcom 1999
Real Estate 2008
Crypto 2017

I mean it's like clockwork-- every fucking decade theres a new thing people irrationally go batshit over

unreal levels of stupidity

>this is only the first sell off

>ex gf shows up at my condo with her bf
>ask what shes doing
>she jumps like I scared her
>shes like oh my god anon im so sorry someone gave me this address to pre drink
>the guys like do you know eachother
>i saw no and close the door
>he starts banging on my door screaming at me to open the door and I hear her call her a cheating bitch
>i open the door
>he punches me
>i punch him and I use my shoe rack to hit him in the head i know bitch move but he pretty much sucker punched me
>I close condo door again this and he bangs on the door again for like 5 minutes than leaves

Who was in the wrong here? I have a black eye now
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She follows 372 people/
Try finding OP we know hes Italian and hes probably a normie that posts that shit in his bio.
Nive trips however
>he's not here to end up rolling up in a Lambo at ex's place to laugh at her for not believing in your business
same stupid face in every pic.
how the fuck would you know if she's following him or the other way around? thatd be retarded if she was following him, it'd be the other way
>How powerfully where the blows you dealt?
>also is your girl indian?
Did you do the needful OP?

Not even worried In the slightest :-)
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Public masturbator checking in! My safety helmet is tingling- I think the price singularity is incoming!
Holy shit how have I not seen this
I sexually Identify as a stinky linky. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of delivering tamper-free smart contracts for individuals and institutions alike . People say to me that a person being a smart contract is Impossible and I’m fucking retarded but I don’t care, I’m beautiful. I’m having a plastic surgeon install 6 flat sides, a big mac and a permanent plaid shirt on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me “Linky” and respect my right to provide middleman free agreements and immediate resolution. If you can’t accept me you’re a linkophobe and need to check your blockchain privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.
the further it drops the more I buy

linky stay stinky eoy 1k
It didn't exist until just now and he's been spamming it in every single link thread

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How much of a faggot am I?
>have gf, 8.5/10 imo
>she knows I'm rich
>we go to several expensive restaurants
>one time we go to this really expensive one that SHE suggested, I had a shitty experience there, food didn't justify the price, horrible atmosphere there
>pay the entire bill, about $250 (we took wine and dessert)
>tell her I didn't enjoy it and I don't wanna go to these expensive restaurants again, not worth the money
>fast forward today
>tell her I wanna go to a restaurant today
>try to think with her to which one we should go
>she suggests 2 restaurants
>check them, liked one, didn't like the other
>tell her I didn't like how one of them looks
>this bitch starts to make drama
>tells me we shouldn't go to any restaurant then

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You just have low iq OP
A $250 bill is a ripoff retard. Why would you blow all your money instead of saving and investing it?

Only a retarded new rich faggot would spend $250 on a bill. That's like saying "why don't you buy a chrome car, what are you poor?"
North Korea probably XD
>all girls are gold diggers seriously
It’s female nature. Literally every species is like this. Instead, you should find a nice trap who’s just hungry for your cock.

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I'm filing my taxes on crypto even though I have under $5000 in it at the moment. Why? Because the IRS won't care about me now, but when LINK goes to the moon and I cash out they will. I am 95% certain that LINK is going to reach atleast $50. When that happens and the IRS asks questions about where I got the money to buy a house, I can with confidence know that I am not going to get boned in the ass by big dick IRS because I did my due diligence as an American citizen.

>muh taxation is theft
>muh cuck argument
>muh libertarian ideals

I agree with much of what is said here about taxes, but that doesn't change the fact that our government WILL come knocking when it smells the hot crypto gainz coming out of the oven.
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So when they retroactively go back and find that I owed $3 in taxes last year and now I have 10 million in 2021, how big will the fine be?
+ Institutionalised Intellectual disability and escapees
- Psychosis in Chief: Patient Sergey Nazarov
- Bipolar shits itself and giggles at farts: 500001+ LINK
- Drools and wears adult diaper: 250001-500000 LINK
- Sticks finger in bum and licks it: 175001-250000 LINK
- Giggles while chasing invisible friends: 125001-175000 LINK
- Feeds using straw and eats crayons: 75001-125000 LINK
- Rubs faeces on body: 50001-75000 LINK
- Attends special needs school: 35001-50000 LINK
- Work placement in wallmarts disability scheme: 25001-35000 LINK
- Cannot do basic math: 20001-25000 LINK
- Has never read a book cover to cover: 15001-20000 LINK
+ Care in the community

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3 x how many times your money multiplied itself
everything you own plus life in prison

I said I would kms if my crypto dropped below a certain amount and I wasn't joking.
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Does this look high enough? It's in the city where I'm moving to in April.
>I'm gonna do it
>1h later is still here shitposting
shit thread, shit op.
>never achieved anything he wanted to achieve
>not even death
At least go out with style. Post vid pls, thanks
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Wait for 2 weeks and if it doesn’t turn out well we go to the other side together (if god exists?)

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This is part 8 of the historical 4chan XTCC pump for Tai Chi Chain

A few updates.

So as we all know, the price is not at $1 as expected by a majority of you.
The thing is, A LOT has changed. Other whales have entered the market.

A majority of my holdings have been bought up when I wasn't paying attention.

It has turned into an accumulation war, so to speak.

This coin is going to be listed on multiple high volume exchanges from inside sources confirmed.

Once this coin is listed on CMC, more people will have a general idea of its market capital & token circulation.

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I may be retarded but your coin is in the shitter m8

wow violent
Anyone who hasn't bought this yet is fucking retarded, delusional and unironically deserves to stay poor.

This shit isn't dropping under .035, it's not too late to accumulate before it hits exchanges.
>This shit isn't dropping under .035
>Was 0.024 literally yesterday
Thanks for the update Willy can't wait to buy you that beer.
Before the last pump, sure. I don't see it dropping much further than where it's at now, I've been watching the price all day.

They already applied for a kucoin listing


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What are some /biz/-core video games?
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tropico 5 manual is platinum plated kek material
just play rimworld and dwarf fortress
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EVE ONLINE. GTFO with this city building bullshit. I learned to trade in that fucking hell hole called Amarr. Every single scam that shows up in crypto was tried first in EVE. I heard about bitcoin 5 years ago talking to other traders. I'm almost retired from cyrpto because of what I learned in that game. One more good bull run and I'm done working for life. Fuckin sim city can suck my dick.
Fugg factorio is so fucking addictive tho, damn.
well rimworld is a different genre entirley, and can be fun for a few games

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I’m either going all the way to zero and losing 12% of my life savings, or we’re taking this bitch to the promised land of life-changing money. Those are the only two options. There is nothing you can do to me to make me call it quits. I believe in the technology too much. And beyond that, this community makes the pain and suffering more than bearable. So let’s embrace the ride. We’ll get there someday. And if we don’t, it’s only 12%. Hopefully you can relate.
Hodl strong, friends.
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What do you think about AMB?
Who is this prostate drainer?
I'm about 20% in at this point.
>I believe in the technology too much
Lmfao no you fucking don't. You're just another january normalfag who thinks "muh blockchain" is the "future" even though that has little to do with the price or crypto in the first place. Fuck off retard. I hope you lose it all.
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Hello darkness my old friend...
Honestly, anyone that hasn't sold their ether when it was in the 1000-1400 range is a stupid faggot.

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Hey /biz. why is ETH taking such a big hit in this bear market?
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no, screenshot my asshole, I'll cam you, ok?
The selling of Ether is propping up the BTC market right now. You saw a similar situation in Sept-Dec where massive selling of ETH helped fuel the BTC bull run.

The ratio will continue to fall until the end of April when it bottoms out. At this point we'll see a massive run similar to last year in ETH and alts.
>Erc20 token will replace platform on which it is built on
>Bu bu muh mainnet
people are so stupid.
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>Bought at 5 eths for 2536.83 euros at 473 euros each literally 2 hours ago
>Now at 442 euros
>Currently at 186 loss

Should I just sell at a loss and get out of here or just hold?

Post ITT if you didn’t know that stellar is basically just a better version of nano
ofc we know
"Wow NANO so fast you have to see it to believe it"
Read that over and over thinking yeah so is stellar, brainlets

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AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH :((((((((((((((((((((
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It's so funny it's not even funny
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No-coiner here. It is.
It kinda is.
t. stockfag
I'm short. It's hilarious.

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