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>>696960756Yeah, I haven't even seen any pro-Morgana OC.
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>>696963875jej
>>696963497>>696963816>>696963962How bout all you back the FUCK off?!
Hello and welcome to the third round of the exciting 2024 King of /v/ tournament! The remaining competitors are more determined than ever before as they fought with extreme aggression (hopefully not enough to kill each other). Let's see what we can find within these violet brawls:At match 2, Pepsiman zips across the arena while scattering empty Pespi cans everywhere, causing Waluigi to stumble around the stage in pain as he struggles to dodge these litter cans. However, the purple man quickly gets the hang of it as he evades them thanks to his dancing skills. This seems to get the soda mascot's attention and...all of the sudden, this entire match is now a dance-off? That's right! These two men are now trying to outperform the other with their impressive dancing moves, all while throwing bob-ombs and soda streams as they attempt to slow each other down. This is one bizarre match so far, but who will be dancing their way to the next round?At match 5, Doomguy shoots out a hail of plasma rifle fire towards Kirby who managed to inhale the upcoming projectiles and spat them back with surprising force. Doomguy dodges the plasma blasters and counters with a Super Shotgun blast that sends the puffball flying, but Kirby summons a Wrap Star to fly all over the stage and confuse his opponent. The demon slayer tries to hit the flying star rider with precision rockets, but Kirby is still going as he transforms into Fire Kirby and throws fireballs at his opponent. Can Kirby fly away safety to the next round, or will Doomguy gun him down like a duck hunter?
>STR vs AGI
>>696963703panty schizo is a specific shitposter who does nothing but shitpostwe get it you like panties, constantly shitting up threads isn't going to magically make them appear so go complain to someone else
>>696963941> search for the highest possible image qualityHope you don't mean resolution specifically, because some of those old anime upscales look like ass.
>>696961798Leda was shit
>>696962979What are some games of or around that time with bikini armor girls that are actually good?I can only think of pic related and maybe Popful Mail if you consider leotards one-piece swimsuits.
>>696961907Try using it right now, faggot.
>dude, le 90s references XDDThis game was ahead of its time.
>>696962479Look at yourself. Look at what your life has become. Your entire life is being a keyboard warrior to defend woke ideology. This is why you'd so go far as to defend Gone Home. Everything you defend about this game is fake. Fake scores, fake story, fake gameplay. Nothing about this game is good or deserves the high scores it got. And here you are being that white knight defending garbage.If anything, you're way more miserable than me. At least I get to be true to what I believe. You have to lie to yourself to claim it deserves that 10/10 polygon score.
>>696956969>game
>>696962245Sounds like a sad return to monke LARP.
>>696963218>angry wordsYou sound so happy.
>>696963794>return is healthier happier society is le monke LARP
They're really desperate what the fuck hahahahahahahahahahaha
Should I try Diablo 4 though? Everyone is shitting on poe 2 so might as well give this one a try.
>PAY MONEY TO SKIP THE GAMESimplest way to know its a dogshit game
i feel like d4 was irrelevant a month after launch
>>696961439korean mmos aren't as grindy though, unironically.
>>696962996Gaming Journalists have unironically started calling ARPG Exile-likes since Diablo 4 is just a shoddy Lost Ark clone and D3 was over a decade ago.Meanwhile POE keeps on chugging
Was he right?
>>696963998Marx had an embarrassingly lo gamerscore on XBL. he was just seething about a lack of skill
nah, he was pretty left leaning desu senpai
Give me your taunt animation
>>696962896Those don't look very R18, are they really?
I don't listen to anyone with twig thighs.
>>696963839Mayumi...
wriggle nightbug
>>696963839maybe you'll listen to my boot
Metaphor is Gamespot GOTY 2024! Congrats!https://youtu.be/zeU7NoJTHPQ?si=Lt8SAG_BTa3azBN6
>>696963330And are these "pedophiles" in the room with us right now?
>>696963782trying to compete with Lightning
>>696963782
>>696963782Do you think women with small asses don't exist or something?
>>696941814>are you chucklefucks really going to celebrate thisMost of /v/ wont, some woke parts of /v/ that just like to make people mad because "Lamo it owns the Nazis" willEveryone KNEW the woke game would win though, there was NO doubt
Isn’t it kinda weird that the prequel era was universally hated but gave gamers tons of games to play but the sequel era has gave us nothing?
>>696958806I imagine this is in large part to the international market. The third world eats CGI up, look at the Cape shit success. Anything with full background CG to transport them from their awful lives somewhere else. This is also why avatar did so well
>>696963961SW was always meant to be sword & sorcery but in space
>>696964036He got blown up and dismembered a lot, so it took the edge off.
>>696963954>Rey wants to stay on Jakku and is actively resisting the call to adventure for most of the film, when Luke was trying to leave and jumped at the chance to become a Jedi >Finn is pretending to be a hero while he's actually a coward who just wants to bail, Han was a hero pretending to be a scoundrel>Darth Vader was a powerful, high-ranking Dark Jedi who fully believed in the Empire and sought to destroy the remaining Jed that inspired fear in his men, Kylo Ren is a emotional, unstable psycho who doesn't actually buy into his own hype, is only LARPing as a Dark Jedi to get back at his dad. He isn't respected and bickers with Hux Now you're just gonna go NUH UH FUCK OFF SHILL REEE so I don't even know why I'm bothering, here
>>696964063But Star Wars was alive and thriving between 1983~1999 and 1999~2015?
Where is that nintendo faggot from yesterday saying the switch 2 will be a game changer because it'll have cod and sportsball
>>696963902You do realize even ps5 pro resolutions can still be sub 1440p, hell sub 1080p, it is not about hardware but how shitty nu devs are.
>>696964141>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v4cu349VTlwGo learn a book nigger.
>>696958916True. All the consoles only ever get a maximum of ten-twenty real actual good games in their life-times. So many games aee multi-platform now that almost all of the games also inevitably end up on the pc.
>>696964014Oh no, a typo.Snoytrannies really are pathetic troons.Considering it's Nvidia ray tracing, 6 cores would be better than ps5 pro
>>696964158one thing i hate from the gwaphix nigger race is resolution faggotryi would much rather have 720p 250hz than 4k60, it's just so fucking good
just got my chromatic
>>696962931DS hardware cloning is a lot harder, also might be made difficult by sourcing resistive touchscreens of an appropriate resolution
>>696962931MateThe DSi XL is the best way to play DS games, it doesn’t need new hardware
I have an RG35XX, pretty gr8, currently i'm playing Parasite Eve on it.
>>696962536dark duel stories nigga
palmer luckey is pure evil
What went so wrong?
>>696963534Algorithm kept snubbing their stuff and they've been around for so long that it could've been anything that tripped off their bot mods.
>wins the feudWhere my Linkara Chad's at?
making 6 skits a year and they're not very goodbecoming a podcast network with a giant building and 6 employees
anyone archive their "mega64 is over" stream? i want to see Tears.
qrd?I see like 1 skit every 2 years so i have no idea what is supposed to be wrong
>2024>I'm forgotten
>>696961474Duels are much more simpler and shorter. Anime characters. More to do besides PVP. More single player stuff period. Yeah the grind suck ass and the gem rate is shit in DL but somehow MD bores the shit out of me. When I'm dueling on my phone I just want a quick match. PVP in MD is so slow/ Its either fucking niggers spending 10 minutes constantly special summoning if you do have a card to prevent this, in an endless cycle of special summoning or taking their sweet time making a move. MD made me hate PVP.
>>696961897I thought Rebecca played Stromberg
>>696959867I liked this game but it became so p2w at one point I just quit. Last time I played was when aliens were meta. I played a sacred phoenix/fireking deck before that and it was fun (when gladiator beasts were meta and got countered pretty hard by this).
>>696959867I enjoy how it's trying to fix Arc-V's awful ending with each new event.
>>696962958try out edison. The duels are longer but it's not 10 minute turns like modern yugioh.
bing.com/create
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>>696963462no patterns for you autism-kun
>>696964094Give her joker-makeup
>>696964176camellia SEEEEXXXOO
>work of the diversity consultants isn't importa-
>>696940097plain to see in the first question: they want more gays and nigs in because they want the fucking "wider audience" to keep the numbers going up. It's entirely pragmatic, because their marketing department has been taught that diversity sells in college by marxist professors.I kid you not, it's that direct. This is why so many games go woke and fail.
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>>696957132tell it to the mods, last time i posted a pic with "negroes" in it i got banned
>>696963375read:>we need a negro to milk the negro demographic for all it got, and trick our investors to think we're expanding our businessIt does get them SocJus whales however
>>696913216If this dude goes to Italy or down to south America, hoo boy, he'll have an aneurysm if somebody says the color "black". Don't let him see a map of the Balkans either.
Redline video game when?Hero racing?>pick a driver>they have a unique vehicle>unique stats/attributes/size>DEATHRACE>any kind of map / locale / race track because sci-fi
>>696953717What more substance do you freaking need dude? Do you watch Nascar or F1 and say the same thing?
literally fzero or mario kart
>>696952073>>696953842this anon is right.a proper twisted metal racing game would scratch all ur itches.maybe item pickups are gay and a better way to do it would be to pick a loadout, and perhaps get access to the weapons you equiped death race style.I think a Wreckfest style of vehicle damage would suite a game like this pretty well.
>>696952289You're autistic but the wrong kind because even /o/tists like Redline.
>>696962902twisted metal isn't a racing game and is incompatible with the concept of one. TM PS3 had races and they were fucking awful. car combat games are basically quake on wheels, but unlike quake where everyone has the same move speed and differences come from player skill at movement tricks, in a TM game speed is part of what balances a car and 3/4 the roster would be dead weight
/v/ never recovered from this
>>696962598Because the tranny keeps posting in every thread. Tell him to stop.
>>696963349You can also ignore and report, you know. Just don't announce it and everyone is happy
>>696963528Tell him to stop announcing this>>696960984 every thread He did the exact same shit yesterday >>696792137>>696765679>>696792487
>>696958997Blades can grow futacocks if they want to
>>696963790>>696787707
FUCK IRON FISTFUCK JEFFFUCK GALACTAOther than that, cool game.
>>696964074They were the first and most serious ones.Agents of Shield doesn't count.
Alright bros. Peep this.Emma Frost...as a Tank. Think about it. She's got diamond skin. She can charge in with diamond knife hand strikes, using psychic powers to stun enemies and her ult could be generating giant psychic diamonds that shine healing light on her team and burning psychic light on enemies. Like Symmetra turrents, but they actually melt you fast as fuck.
>>696964020Love and Thunder isn't super great and if the Guardians show up it's probably just a cameo to explain why they separated from Thor after Endgame. You'd probably be better off with even the Christmas Special. The video game was a sleeper too, really good stuff buried by poor marketing and even worse timing
>>696963397no respect for the greeks.The thing that kills comics is comic fans who go on to become comic writers
>>696964020They were just there in the opening minutes just to show Thor just struggling with having do direction with his life and being kindly kicked out from the group
How do we feel about the remake?
>>696955025>>696961985you are both dumb. I replayed the psx version a couple weeks ago and it's just like that.That guy is straight up paralyzed the first time you meet him and will not attack or do anything, he will straight up not even animate. Unless you attack him in which case he fights/dies and then all other humans are hostile forever
>>696959545>>696960802Okay, well I checked my monitor settings and apparently I've been running some fucked up color and brightness settings for a while for some reason. With some adjustments it looks fine now. Figured that may have been the case since no one was really commenting on it and I thought I was going insane.
>>696962684By making the statue's shoulders wider and the head smaller, this is why the remastered version looks masculine.
>>696963798Yup, as I had thought. Pretty much everyone complaining that night time is too dark or that the game is bugged and stuck at full-dark is actually playing on a borked brightness/contrast setting LMAO.inb4 watch aspyr cave in and remove the daynight cycle because too many mouth breathers couldn't be assed to check their monitor/tv settings
>>696964091The shoulders aren't wider, you don't know perspective, and you don't know anatomy. The only relative changes made were bigger boobs, a more pronounced hourglass, and a bigger ass. You are a mentally ill shitposter. You should kill yourself.
Just beat this game and loved it. Is it worth playing the Xenosaga and Xenoblade games?
>>696960812>Welcome to the post-xenogears hellscapeIt doesn't feel good.
>>696962120This dude should have gotten more screentimeFunniest motherfucker I've ever seen!
>>696960253Seraphic Blue
>>696958798https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n_sl8GwoJEYThis song is stuck in my head it's so good
>>696958798You pretty much have to try Xenosaga, since there are a lot of similarities, intentionally. Whether you love it as much is another matter.
it’s kino but extremely overwhelming and intimidating…this is a game I can play for hundreds of hours easily. But, I admit, the multiclassing adds even more complexity. I may go full ranger this time and make a new character later with skills that sync and work well together.
>>696963803Poe2 is nothing like d4 retard.
>>696963897so confidently incorrect
>>696963628It's gate keeping normies for now. They'll be able to look up builds still but they won't have as much fun cause they have to pay attention and do things.
>>696962840>>696962934>>696962985>>696963321>>696963437It's not to punish you, it's to tell you your build is fucking shit, stop trying to run through enemies, either kill them fast or go around.I trashed my first character and started again, I built better and started splattering everything in my way.If you're melee, yo want stun buildup too.
>>696963979There's a reason all the big d2 players are switching to poe2 and loving it while shiteating casuals got filtered and are back to brainless zoom games like poe1, d2, and d4, and then there's dipshits like you that haven't played any of this shit at all.