Why are spiders in games always evil?
>>689411132giwtwm.
>>689411132So hot this game will win GOTY.
>>689411132Are they having sex?I am not aware of spider mating habits
>>689412987Well if by sex you mean the male collecting sticky web balls of sperm on the ends of his pedipalps, forcing the female into a highly reared position (for his own safety) and shoving his sperm sacs into her epigynum then yeah, they're having sex.
I hope all the assholes guarding the oil havent respawned again
any oldfags here who identify* as a ""gamer"" despite having barely picked up a game in the last ten years except for the old reliable infinite games like LoL, CS, dota?*not even identify explicitly, but just feel an affinity with gamers as a group, like yeah i guess i am a person who enjoys video games.
>>689409856>Don't worry, there's a lot of you.that's reassuring
>>689406510You were supposed to drop all that literal hogslop over a decade ago. It's too late now, you're an NPC """""""""""""""gamer"""""""""""""""" now
>>689413534what do epic non NPC """""""""""""""gamers"""""""""""""""" such as yourself play then
Thom? U ok mate?
>>689406510No, I'm in my mid 30s and still play games almost every day but otherwise have my shit together.
>heals can crit
>environment can score a critical hit on your character
>fireball only has a 33% chance to set enemies on fire
>>689378749>Perfect this messed up Ouendan command or your heal failsBioware sure did make a masterclass in screwing up an RPG.
>>689391731>Here's this buff/attack that's activated by proccing a heal or lifesteal>Here's item that is constantly healing you even when you're at full health
>On kill: this ability permanently deals 1% more damage>stacks infinitely
Sylvanas = Sylvan assShe's an elven piece of ass!
i kneel
I don't care about women
>>689413103Anduin told me that this emo elf slut has a very cold pussy.
>game has big tiddiesoh it's gaming timePost games with well endowed women
>>689410587look closely, it's obviously manipulated
>>689410145that's banned in the west
>>689412015It's obvious now that I look again. I was mesmerized by tiddy.
the hub area in this game is dogshit so I won't play it
I really want this to be real, it's the perfect size. And she looks so good.
what are your thoughts on games that require external applications to be enjoyable?
/twitter\.com/i;op:notype:flag;/^Australia$/i>you are no longer being poisoned by a toxic cloud
>>689412547I take it you are trans and are offended by those wordsYou Will Never Be A Woman
>>689414231There's nothing wrong with being trans tho
Why are they not remaking the first Silent Hill game?
>>689409529This guy said it best, most people who know about SH started at 2 or watched youtube videos about it.It's a blessing in disguise however, silent hill 1 was lightning in a bottle, imagine if it got remade for modern audiences.
>>6894076852rusty4poland
>>689407685It's completely perfect and I just don't think anyone can capture what makes this game so perfect in modern graphics. Adding the shakiness of the ps1 graphics would not be enough. It would require a certain art style, colors, it just wouldn't work.
>>689412248sounds like a tasty place
>>689407685Because Konami seem to have plans for it themselves, could be nothing and they sit on it for the foreseeable future or they could have something in the works.
Tell me about Penny, why does she have her hair tied up in braids?
>>689408163They should just make the Fire Emblem tea time microgame from GIT into a whole thing for the cast.
>>689407554Mona in particular would have been such a great adition to Mario Kark>>689408163Basically this. Just having Wario walking around the city rather than making it a Menu Select and "Helping" the characters with their problems through a series of Microgames, with a nonsensical overarching story, would be enough for me
bum
Is there anything good out there?The YouTube idiots recommend this but the screen is crappy.
>>689406119Europe not more than 1k
>>689409717YesOk
>>689413646Euros?My cousing got a Legion Legion 5 for arpund this much, and most modern games work on it pretty nicely.
>>689404275Just find something with a good heatsink/cooler material
>>689413565Okay. Post the specs and the most graphically intense game you played on it.
Perfected natural predation? or microbes? On one hand, Aceles provide livestock and contribute to the economy while on the other hand, microbes work fast.Who am I kidding FUCK microbefags. Being fast is the only advantage with the massive disadvantage of mutation. "trusting the science" is GAY
This is now averi thread
>open Steam>Bombarded with "Game Devs of Color Expo" advertisement
>>689413293you should kill yourself so you don't have to see it ever again
>>689413293I got Final Fantasy, steam trains planes and automobiles fest, the naruto sale, and a bunch of hentai games because I pretty much only play hentai games.Anyone know if any of the naruto games has a good Tsunade nude mod? Tsunade is the only character I care about.
>>689413293Insert that scene from the Sopranos
errrm why is the help on my screen?
>>689413293>open flip phone in Lebanon>bombarded
https://prtimes.jp/main/html/rd/p/000000122.000076535.htmlIts fucking over for localizers, it's fucking OVERhttps://post.tokyoipo.com/tdnet/20240807/202408071100/20240807564730/140120240807564730.pdf
>don't want to cheer for a big company replacing workers with shitty AI for a worse product that's still the same price>but the workers getting replaced are absolute shitbirdsChoices, choices...
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>>689413820that's not how you thank someone for praise.
>>689413842>shitty AI for a worse productI'd simple errors over ideology insertion any day of the week.
>>689388473BASEDBASEDBASED
>topturnBASED chads>bottomloser who betrayed RPG fans for the so called "modern audience"
>>689360434Why does steam take so much, greedy faggots, companies should start selling games in their own websites.
>>689412781They can...
>>689412818What?
XV truly destroyed the franchise in the eyes of the public
>>689379936Neither series had a new game release this year. Persona had a low-budget remake of 3, but that's it.
>4th person shooter
>>689385935Death stranding
closed-world destruction dying game
Death origination
>>689385749>inactive time battle system
>>689386150You must excuse Bazz, we have purposely designed him ugly, as a joke
Games that include faes in them?
portals of phenron to an extent.
>>689410864Pathfinder: Kingmaker
>>689410958There's a class that can summon faes and there are worlds with wild fae in them. I don't remember if that one unique druid is one or not.
>>689410864This bad boy was Pokémon:Fae edition, with Quake-style combat instead of turn-based.It was shit, but the elemental teambuilding autism I inherited from Pokémon Red made play roughly 3/4 of it before I realized wtf I was doing.
What the fuck was Thalomor's problem? Why didn't the other races join forces to genocide them?
>>689411193Oh okay, I guess we should reopen the gates, direct all demons and dagon towards summerset since the elves would have no problem with that.
>>689406871>claim north korea is oppressing you>leave to America>immediatly become a whorei don't believe any of these women in Korea, Iran, Afghanistan etc.. are being oppressed, their government probably just told em not to be a whore
>>689408717>, it's in the current era of the setting primarily the empire that acts as aggressive conquerors, undermining local cultures, extracting resources, settle foreigners everywhere and commit atrocities.The Thalmor emulate a faction that were seeking to destroy the Towers and in doing so unmake reality.
>>689413463>immediatly become a whorein what way?
>>689413579>tower bullshitPlease don't.>>689413295Don't even know what kind of argument that is supposed to be.The imperial garrisons weren't there, so that post >>689410905 falls flat on his face.
Why do they keep putting dalmatian people in video games?
>>689391415yeah, my classmate had it just on his face over his eyes, looked like a fucking 90s superhero. We used to call him 'Maps'
>>689402208That's like a furry fur pattern god Im losing it.
>>689387101i think they give maximum ESG points
>>689402349Is she still posting seethe at people on lolcowfarm?
>>689394618Mmhmmm
Linuxbros it'll keep getting better and better
>>689412767i don't get it. it gonna get easier translating dx12 calls to vulkan or what?
>>689413429pretty much
I love linux so much bros
I hate it so much when you niggers only post screencaps.https://wccftech.com/microsoft-directx-transition-spir-v-new-era-open-source-development-open-standards/
>>689412767You have been saying that since 1995 and you have never been right once
So that's it? I wasted my time pasting echoes of beds and pussying away from piss easy enemies just so that I can "enjoy" the piss poor puzzles? This is worse than LA.
>>689412536Pics of your braindead solutions or it didn't happen.
>>689412536Puzzles are only puzzles with strict laws and competent game design.Just like BOTW, if you can easily break them by spawning something or exploiting the games poorly thought out mechanics, they're not puzzles.Just embarrassing game design fails. The guy in charge of zelda now, doesn't even understand what game design is.
