The Virtual Console branding is dead but ala carte first party retro games to buy will return if these sell well.>Remember that Nintendo NERD and iQue had E Mails between each other between 2023 to 2024 when it came to dealing with retro content for Switch 2, this was the outcome.>Nintendo is doing this themselves through NERD rather then having Hamster do it through their Console Archives series.>There are talks about Super Metroid and Zelda OOT getting the same treatment.
Nintendo themselves probably had a fairly limited amount of influence on this release. These days nintnendo usually leaves the pokemon company and gamefreak to make their own decisions
>>733533362They're going to update this to support Home at a later date, what we're getting on February 27th is a test pilot to see if these retro classics can still turn a profit.Because if they do make enough profit Super Metroid and Zelda OOT are up next.
>>733526121Gen 6 sucks because it was when gamefreak started to turn on Masuda. Gen 6 has the bones for a good Pokémon game atleast
>>733518157>Bullshit lol. They did this shitty release so you couldn't access save states and shit on their precious Pokemon slop. TPC always does these weird and autistic fomo things with their releases
>>733533413Normies want ala cart releases that they can buy and own, not NSO rentals.>>733533417Nintendo was in the driver's seat for this, in fact Nintendo NERD and iQue had emails that lasted between March of 2023 to December of 2024 that were about how to handle these retro rereleases for Switch 2.The Pokémon Company had nothing to do with this.
>what if 60 hours into a jrpg we revealed that the main heroine was a massive whore that fucked every single dude in her town because she is obsessed with making people happy
>>733500643Sounds really fucking based.
>>733523801I grew up thinking like this, luckily my grandfather being the only one with any sense in my family helped push me past it with a similar type of thing to "if you're obsessed with others over yourself, than obsess over the me that's wants the best for you"
>>733502984If you are waifuing that girl in particular that's entirely on you lil bro.
>>733526662The grind part is complete bullshit. The only time you lose puppet access is when you start act 2, and even then the game basically starts again at lvl 1 and by the time you get you old puppets back (not very long) your new ones (which are alt classes btw so are valuable and not just dupes) are around the same level. The last dungeon is merely 4 puzzle floors then a 3561 randomised floor dungeon to end on.
we will never get the fully completed game where the npcs are actually important
It's the weekend so let's have a nice and comfy thread about rock and stone, brothers
>Whole team rides the Refinery rocket as it ascends>Only two fatalitiesA new record!
>>733515851i got bored and started digging
>>733527491>HOXXES CLOSED DUE TO ROCKPOX
>>733531978What are the lore implications of this?
>>733533590I wonder if it's edible.
>EVERY SINGLE ENEMY FACTION is fully in the right, despite wanting to kill you and all the other factionsAbiotic Factor thread I guess>religious psycho army come to purge literally everythingAbsolutely 100% correct about it all>curse-slinging magic schizo special opsCompletely right with regard to everything>literally just berserking, rapid-evolving alien species being involuntarily spewed into the office complexEven these guys are both sentient and under the understanding you should die, for the correct reasons>"malfunctioning" containment robots killing everything in sightStill right>witch-burning cult in the 18th century accidentally created by a stray Order soldier, which probably just becomes the Order itself later in historyYou guessed itIt's not even subtle either. What the fuck happened to my comfy day at the office?
>>733530690I hate how the 2nd tier of mass-throwable weapons (Throwing Crystal) is locked behind HONEY FARMING. No one does that. And then in endgame you have one that costs fucking frozen essences, so everyone is just throwing a pickaxe and their hardlight sabers instead.
How would you rank each sector?
>>733531205Probably an unusual ranking, but:Hydroplant>best and most divergent explorationReactors>good exploration, best combat, Gale is the game's peakOffice>very good exploration with many approaches and problems to solveLabs>lore, good explorationManufacturing>gets sameySecurity>repetitiveComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>733530984I agree on thisI just used pen shanks until Tier 3, when it turned out all the spines from fishing turned into acid knives
>>733530984What's so bad about farming honey? It's basically passive.
Pyrazuri!
>>733532832Maybe not every jrpg thread. But I’ve seen him spam it in stickies as well
>>733532821>hikari homura
>>733523952>enter the thread>no zurisad
>>733533391This is a blue board sir.
>>733533573sad x2
AMRAHSAHSA is her gamertag. She has never played a game, or I'll be super conservative here and say xbox game (even though we know she never touched a playstation or pc game before in her life), before 2026. Boy, you xbox faggots are cooked.
>>733527127>busy>ceolol, lmao evenceos are like the opposite of idea men, instead of coming up with shit they tell others to do it for thema chipmunk could be a ceo
>>733533169>one developer makes a series>this means the entire industry consists of more 4 niggers in a row games than there are jeets in the worldKek>you hate japanJust like jews hate jews more than anyone else, or jeets hate jeets more than anyone else, noone hates japan more than japan. I also don't hate them, I just don't care.>consolesPC is eating what's left, mobile gaming is taking over.>>733533239Actual RPGs were invented in the west.
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>>733526672>natalistWhat a ridiculous word. Turning reproduction, the most innate desire of all living things, into some kind of slur is such a revealing view into how psychotic leftists are.
>>733533529>mobile gaming is taking over.holy fuck thats grim. Mobile gaming was like the exact moment everything went to shit
Leon & Sherry won. Everyone else lost. Deal with it.
>>733532586Why didn't you ask this question about RE4R charms?
I think girls in videogames should never age
>>733532460She loves Claire, like a big sister. But since Claire never made any moves towards Leon, she might (headcanon hour) figure the path is open for her. Personally though, I'd feel it would be extremely awkward if a woman that I first met as a little girl started hitting on me.
>>733533215Jill is almost confirmed to not be aging anymore and the same can be pretty much confirmed for Claire who looks like she's still in her mid 20s, even in the latest CGI film and Rebecca still looks like she's 19.
>>733528379Take your pedo fantasies elsewhere, Schlomo Shekelstein.
Fellow gamers
>>733530930The only joystick she’s ever used is big and white, and is a cock.
>>733531092Possibly. I really have a hard time telling jeets apart. It’s why their caste system never made any sense to me. >I am 1% less brown than you benchod! Indian is not a serious place.
>>733532592india is not for beginners
>>733532592it's about pedigree, kinda like judaism
>>733530930Holy shit:https://x.com/asha_shar/status/2025255912521486368
>game takes place in the future>oh but the game takes place in central or eastern europe>here's your started pistol >btw if the game was set in the US the starter pistol will be the colt 9/11i dont understand why they keep puting the same old guns from long ago cant we just see more modern guns that were mass produced? i dont get the circle jerk of old firearms might aswell give me a hand cannon too from the 13th century...if the game is set in the FUTURE then just re design the guns hell cyberpunk did it (even tho it was shit in some parts) but still at least they tried...no guns last forever and some stop production
>>733532518Glock 40, heck of a problem solver.
>>733532557>Obviously. Colonial troops were ALWAYS issued lesser or outdated weaponry historically compared to the mainline army. It makes perfect sense to ship off all your surplus to the frontier conflict happening over there, and keep your newest and best for the defense here.The span is a bit much. 19th century colonies didn't fight with makeshift bows and spears. Sure, the old stuff is available and cheap and if they get new things, they will likely be of worse quality than the gear needed at home.
>>733532557The Russians have the chance to use old shit and clear their storageImagine burning through new gear, why bother? Same goes fir the west. They send the shit they don't really need.
>>733533295>Russians>new gearRemember the early days of the war when they were finding out that the new gear had been sold to finance Ikea furniture?
>>733533212>The span is a bit much.What is the span? He literally didn't say.>>733533295>the chancelmao you mean "the requirement" since there is no new gear.
>OG movies: good movies, good games>Prequel trilogy: Terrible movies, great games>Sequel trilogy: kino movies, no good gamesHow does this work?
>>733533210Time to break the conditioning I guess.
I have never enjoyed any Star Wars game. Pod Racer, Battlefront 1 and 2 (original), the space combat ones, the RPG or exploration ones. But that might be because none of the games were original, just popular game + star wars paint. Combine that with the fact that I Star Wars to me, as a universe, was really lame compared to other universes like Warhammer 40k, Dune, Foundation, or Star Trek.
>no movies, kino gamescinemacucks BTFO again
Rainbow Mika in SF6 WHEN?????????
Why doesn't /v/ care about her? She's younger and more fun than that HAG called Chun-Li.
>>733531747You say "/v/" like anyone else gives a fuck about r mika or any non sf2 girl. Let alone a girl who's only appearances are in fucking alpha and ugly ass sfv.
>>733532148>any non sf2 girl aside from juriIs what I should've added but you get the point.
imagine her ripe wet protein farts
>>733528338I need Mika and Nadeshiko to smother me...
The moment Minecraft went to shit is when they started appealing to builders (faggots). Now you get your inventory full much faster with a bunch of useless gay blocks that are literally the same as normal stone except they are slightly darker or lighter.
>>733532949>Terraria isn't a progression only game either thoughTerraria isn't SOLELY a progression game, but it does accommodate the desire for a progression based action adventure game with sandbox elements on the side (sorta like bethesda games, too).Minecraft doesn't really. It has the smallest pretense of progression gameplay with shit like ocean temples and the end, which is why its existence is so frustrating to certain people.
>>733533142You get better at building by building and tweaking builds. Its sort of like that old myth about shaving facial hair off makes it twice as strong, except its every time you do a new build, it's better than the last one (provided you are trying to improve and not just making cobblestone cubes)
>>733532959yes??? what the fuck you think people did it with before 1.16?
>>733533361I dunno manI played first time two years ago with friends and didn't even go to the NetherBut welp, I guess it's worth giving a try to finding an end fortress. I'm not autistic enough to do the eye method tho.
>>733533618>end fortressmy bad it's called a stronghold I guess
I stayed sane for 10 million years and several cycles of fire and dark doing menial labor.
>>733532521>Crystallization is the petrification of the soul,Uh no... Crystallization is the... Crystallization of the soul.Sorcery uses souls, and crystals. Not sure why you would call it Petrification when it's always Crystal>>Abhorrent curses eat away at the core of one's very existenceBecause the curse is corrupted humanity expanding and violently taking form beyond the human soul, devouring the latter while dark seeps out. Similarly, too much humanity also devours the soul (like Gael). It would otherwise because black crystals, like the Dark gems or the Dark Crystals the Crystal Sage uses (using humanity as projectile)
>>733532915>Wolnif jarred peopleNigga those are burial urns.
>>733532521>Crystallization is the petrificationDark Souls 2 trannies are so sadYour fanfiction game will never be canon
>>733533387Because outside of DS2 where Petrification is specifically a status effect, the word "petrification" means turning into a rock. Nobody really cares if this means turning into a granite rock or a silicate rock, which is a crystal. You're petrifying. The fact that you even bothered typing this incredibly pedantic argument out means I've won.>The curse is corrupted humanity spreading.No. It is not. It's literally just your soul solidifying into a physical medium, which sucks for you if you needed that soul, but otherwise is a useful amplifier for sorceries. That is to say, it's a form of out-of-control magic that consumes your soul in a way that's really unrelated to the dark soul, specifically. This whole thesis you're typing is bullshit.
>>733533449No, he put the bones there after burning them, you literally see bones sticking out, because bones are a fuel for pyromancer power
well? which one are you going choose, /v/?
>>733533127>>733533349I keep all my retired cats in a communal breeding room, put their offspring in the attic (which has decent comfort but no stimulation), and the strays go into the Kat Fight room (extremely shit comfort). On a typical run I take 2-3 offspring with 1-2 strays that haven't been crippled by Kat Fighting. So far, inbreeding hasn't been a problem, because there's always fresh blood in the breeding room.
>>733533223My second ever run with hunter had these. Mental combo.
>>733533532Over time you're probably going to want to have more control over which cats are breeding and you'll start limiting it to 1 or 2 pairs in your breeding rooms. You need to do this if you want to optimize mutations.
In my 40+ cat house only about two have base int above 5 and that REALLY shows with kittens I've been having. They are not even that inbred/mutated either, just all-natural retards I guess.
>>733533519I did notice that it gets counterspelled so it's definitely coded as a spell internally.
>IT'S LE BAD!Filtered.
>>733533394Personally I'd put Mega Man 6 and 8 up to B tier, and the base ZX down to C if you're not playing with a map guide on-hand, but otherwise I can generally agree with this.
>>733530951Same thing that happened to Sonic 06 when P-06 came out: fangame rewriting history.
>>733533182Why even bother playing X6 at this point? Just play better romhacks.
I am forgotten
>>733533394X4 isn't better than X2 when not being blinded by its good presentation ("mind-boggling effects")
>character you like gets an "upgrade">it looks 10x worsehaha... f*ck this gay shit. Why couldn't they just keep her tacticool?
>>733533124Bro there's 99 sluts in the game, just leave the one military tomboy alone.
>>733529674>looks 10x betterftfy
>>733533180She has always been stacked (some other art shows her without the platecarrier) and is in an especially emphasizing position
Soon it will be Ether's turn to get hit with the SSR beamThis is true because I want it to be
>>733529674What should I search in search engines to find porn of right pic?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gtn7mcC0wD4&list=PLg_5TKW6bgye3vReZAPjvtpSl6eAUqY2g&index=4https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bX3c5vulySY&list=PLvknaMBlC64hztXIhZZf-ZQueCNLJAB6w&index=5https://youtu.be/3q2xbMuVYuc?si=jUND-aQui7rN7A3n&t=43>this one samples Max Payne's dying baby
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CZQCqhS_4F8https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7E2kHsamg44https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p-0RZeIfT4Y
The old Total Chaos mod and Cry of Fear have some good ones.Makes each area very distinct.Idk how the music is in the Total Chaos Remake.
>>733532494This shit gave me panic attacks as a kid.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TSMKSrnJtIo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pvnx9DrZ0Ew
Two from Resident Evilhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sLfk5rN449Ehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xGURZzpqLHU
Look at the new XBOX CEO engaging with the community!
>>733522151it looks like she's wearing the sneed outfit in her profile picture lol
>nintendo switch corrupted by greed and no games>sony playstation corrupted by leftists/woke>microsoft xbox corrupted by jeets>pc corrupted by steam monopoly>retro gaming corrupted by high pricesIt's fucking over.
>>733523452I guess it makes them feel like their box is less useful since they cant play rise of ronin or astro bot
>>733522362Wait.. I played several times Chrono trigger... What is that Pajeeta saying? chrono trigger only has one ending, no matter how many people you help in the end
>>733533485>monopoly
>I never asked for this
its kinda amazing how much larger cp feels compared to HRyou HAVE to be limited to just walking and pathetic sprint because it takes couple mins to go from 1 end of the map to anotherthe clothing option are kinda funny in dxhr with everyone using same look while cp has more variety in the intro bar area at the plazayour opions to progress a mission is do the intended way of finding a vent tunnel that takes you to a room with the item or hallfway that leads you to another vent, or just kill everyone and get less xp because expert game designThe 2nd area with chinks was completely half assed with nothing to do. Talking to a retail agent complaining about her job was a highlight for that section.
>>733532883Some were bothered by the stock animation in this game, but I actually liked how it made her look like a nervous mess from having a work colleague catch her in a compromising cover, and having to ask them for help.Jensen's coy remarks was the cherry on top.
>>733533368Go to sleep, Badowski.
>someone in this very thread unironically prefers CPslop to HR
>>733524349>>733508197God, DXHR atmosphere was pure fucking sexAnd the piss filter was chefs kiss unironically
ITT: Places that you wished were in a game, could be photos, could be renders or art
>>733515802>So that's where metroid gets its source material.
>>733532574nta I can recognize cris foss (stripy chonky spaceship)moebius (bottom right crystal fortress in night desert)yoshitaka amano (beast rider against moon and also the horse one with the planet)frazetta (dude with axe)naoyuki kato (4th image from topleft)roger dean (5th image from topleft
>>733533375*2nd image probably beksinzksi or whoever you spell it
>>733511856
>>733530904>what I want: orange and yellow>what I got: green
