Dumping a massive list of /x/ related links + recommendations..Including; websites, radio shows, podcasts, wikipedia articles, videos, audio, creepypasta, pictures, maps, games, torrents, direct downloads, books, movie recommendations, game recommendations, and comic recommendations.This took forever to get everything organized and in an easily readable format. However things still might be a bit out of place.Add stuff if you like, but first make sure its not already posted.Use ctrl+f
Zombies According to Savage ChickensZombies CallingZombies - Eclipse of the UndeadZombies Need Love Too - And Still Another Lio CollectionZombies That Ate the WorldZombies vs CheerleadersZombies vs Cheerleaders 2Zombies vs Cheerleaders - GeektacularZombies vs Cheerleaders - Misadventures of Becky and BobZombies vs RobotsZombies vs Robots - AnnualZombies vs Robots - AventureZombies vs Robots - DiplomacyZombies vs Robots - Premier Convention EditionZombies vs Robots - UnderCityComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
What is the most paranormal thing you have ever encountered?The strangest thing to ever happen to you.
>be me just now>ate some weird stuff>toilet was already clogged because of imouto>stomach was about to empty so I used it anyways>wipe and all that since I'm not a savage but still in America>flush, nothing happens>start hearing some strange whispering that I couldn't quite understand>suddenly morse code starts going off that I always hear in the morning downstairs too>suddenly the whispering and morse code cuts off and the toilet flushesIt felt really weird hearing all this while waiting for a toilet to go down. Thanks toilet ghost, I guess.
>>17428987Apparently it's by a artist called Andy Goldsworthyhis work is very beautiful.
The UFOs in the mountainwww.youtube.com/watch?v=ZNESB3yBCAs
When I was 13 or 14, I was still afraid the dark, so I always slept with the lights on. One night, I woke up to the feeling of my blankets being pulled off of me.I also slept with my blankets over my head, as an extra precaution against whatever I was afraid of at night. So, I wake up feeling the blanket move, and they're suddenly thrown up in the air, like when someone's trying to spread a blanket evenly across the bed. In my memory, the blanket was ceiling-level before it drifted back down, but I don't know how high they were actually thrown.As the blankets drift back down across my field of vision into a pile at the foot of the bed, I see a kid with blonde hair sitting at the edge of my bed smiling the creepiest fucking smile at me. Like he knew he was terrifying me and he was ecstatic to know that I wouldn't be able to fall back asleep. He was sitting at the foot of the bed for maybe a second or two, then he just blinked out of existence. One second, I was staring into his green eyes, the next, I was looking at my closet door.I got up and looked under the bed and in the closet, but there was no sign anyone had been there.Usually people tell me I was probably dreaming when I repeat this story, but he was there. I was sitting upright in bed when I made eye contact with him and I sat there with the blankets in a heap staring at that spot for a while before I got up.
>be me>be 10 years old in a small town>tons of stories due to the down being 200 years old and was a trading post Even Before then>Fog rolls in, thick as fuck>staying with my grandfather on his farm whos mother was from Ireland and grew up with stories of fairies, ghosts, banshees etc.>his cows are freaking out>at first we think it's yellow eyed bastards (coyotes)>we grab a couple of rifles, call the dogs but their terrified. (Even though they've gone toe to toe with coyotes before)>the fuck? >cows are freaking out even more>go out to their pen>hear a loud screech/hiss like no animal I've heard before>wtf was that>cows are scared more then I've seen before>grandfather goes white takes me inside and locks the doors.Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
after 2 years still no found... What happened with this MH370 plan ? Alien abduction, lost in space, missile hit, other dimension???
>>17428752nope, not from the MH370
>>17427901Some rich fuck from a rich family made the plane disappear so he could stay with a really important us patent. Look it up
>>17428041This. The ocean is big. We just can't search the entire thing.
Holy fuck its been 2 years already? What have I been doing with my life?
Some guy found a piece of it recently that washed up shore somewhere, so it probably blew up
Welcome to Divination General! Come here for readings and discussion of theory/practice.If you're new, please read the STICKY first!http://pastebin.com/2Wp1Q074Thoth, a /div/ reader, made his own tarot and rune guide that he'd like to share to everyone:https://docs.google.com/document/d/1ciFuMOVDIkA18d9Rw-Zkklgigx-Y4XzJkGVeMTYWcic/edit?pref=2&pli=1Remember, each reader requires different information to read you. Look for their posts in the thread to determine what's needed.Some readers will refuse to do certain readings-- respect that choice.>Querents: respect your readers and your fellow querents.>Readers: respect your querents and your fellow readers.Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>17429079Can you describe the appearance of the person I will lose my virginity to?
>>17429240Awe but you're never going to find anyone your own age that isn't boring.
>>17429250Hey me too
>>17429251I'm afraid you're quite right there :( Maybe I should give up. I rather die alone than dating someone older, it just seems wrong.
>>17429247I think I see a black vehicle... And I think you should look flipping houses. Or doing woodwork. I see a marriage proposal soon for someone close.And I thought I saw someone coming who was redheaded>>17429250Younger. Lingerie.
Thoughts on this /x/?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HNLPXzlz6-I https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HNLPXzlz6-I >Man injects his sperm into a Chicken Egg (With syringe) then keeps egg incubated for 10/40-Days>Status:>Creates some scary shitDiscuss/Thoughts
>>17429235>trollingIm not trolling, your just saying the because you cant prove me wrong dude>>17429237Like I said, a legit/10 is already doing a legit test. See video here:>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JqIX-8IppL0 However his incubation process is ???, profit, so we'll see how it turns out
>>17429236But that's the point.Even if it wasn't meant to hatch, being forced into a painful existence as a freak just because some horny russky wanted to make a youtube video?'ts fucking sickening.
>>17429230lel, there are actually people refuting against science. The same science that was used to make everything being used in life possible.
>>17429249No, no, no. Its not fully developed. Its a fetus. It wasn't forced into a painful existence because it literally isn't feeling anything.
>>17429248>Legit>posts no real data analysis of organism to prove its authenticityIts pretty scary how gullible you guys here are.....
What causes school shooters eyes to look like this? Is it some sort of mind control experiment? Curious what mind control theories there are about these two. Holmes studied neuroscience, so it makes you wonder if some neuroscience professor that he was studying with tinkered with his brain in an experiment.
>>17428771yes anon it's mk ultra mind control programs, not just that those people were crazy.
>>17428930exactly!!
>>17428700When news media covers a story, they choose the pictures that best fit how they're spinning that story. There doesn't need to be any element of conspiracy to it, they're a business and simplicity sells far better than complexity. They deal in sound bites and headlines.If you go on a shooting spree in your dorm, they're going to Google you, find your Facebook page, locate the picture where you're the most sinister or insane, and use that one. You will be portrayed as a disturbed loner unless it's impossible for them to do so. And if it's the latter, they'll say it was a Jekyll and Hyde deal. You had a double life, the shy nerd you let people see and the seething dark side you hid.
>>17428700Looks like they got raped or spooked.Spooked like paranoia.MIB
>>17428700>Holmes studied neuroscience,Because he wanted to figure out what kind of crazy he was.
Ok /x/, I know it's been a while since our last update but that's because everything has mostly been going smoothly until recently. My Pearl tulpa is starting to become frenzied. She convinced me to throw out our second computer and just yesterday forced me to put out a cigarette on my arm (i dont even smoke). Lately in our conversations, she's also been dwelling upon the concept of me having to finally "grow up" and leave my parents' house for good. She's come up with this half-baked idea of me up and leaving in the dead of night on a greyhound to Oregon... So, my question to you /x/ is how do i get rid of her? I've tried just imagining her not there, but every time I close my eyes and try this, she calls my name and asks, "why are you doing this?" Frankly, it's getting exhausting and I dont know what to do anymore. I should've based my tulpa on a character less pedantic.
>>17429219headm8s = gr8 b8s
>>17429219It is literally all in your head. If you're honestly having difficulty controlling a tulpa, then please talk to a therapist. If you're just shitposting, then go away.
I though I would enlighten you guys about the odd stuff happening in my family right now. My grandmother was a part of a small Nordic cult when she was younger. Its called Smiths friends and it involves some creepy stuff about girls wearing pigtails and short-skirts then saying yes and accept whatever they have been offered. This was when my grandmother was ninespeed up until I turn sixteen and there is a ring on the doorbell. My mother opens the door and there is an old, pale man and he asks for me. My mom talks to this man and he seems ok and he says it`s important.I come to the door and the man seemed nice, asked some simple questions like age, name etc. I thought maybe he was from the local church as they are looking for youth to become more involved. I finally ask him who he is as i still have no recognition of him and he has not represented himself yet.I remember this very clearly as he started flipping shit when I asked questions back and I called out for my mom. The man suddenly asks if he can talk to my mother alone and I leave.Later that night my mother calls my grandmother, grandfather and everyone like crazy. My grandmother arrives the next day and explains this event where she was stalked by a man a little older than her and he fit the description apparently.Fast forward until summer vacation is over and I attend school. Around the first or second week this guy shows up in front of my school.Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>17428673Smith's Friends? Are you saying that this cult is:https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brunstad_Christian_Church
>>17428720Yes, lol. OP is full of shit. I've never heard anything sinister about this church and I live in it's country of origin.
>>17428749>I've never heard anything sinister about this churchThat's what they want you to believe, anon.
>>17428788*X Files theme plays*
As alright anon, so you live in Norway. I talked to my grandmother and apparently she still has friends in this cult. They traded leaders or something and therefore the cult has a more enlightened view on religion than they did back in the day. From what my grandmother told me it was more about all the filthy things that were happening on the down-low.Yeah I live in Norway too but I had never ever encountered anything negative towards that cult as me and my mother was at this camp(ish) thing they own.The cult research i`ve done on this cult, I cannot seem to find anything alike to what my grandmother has told me and I also told her about this.
Questions.Follow-ups are fine.Must leave your first name.
DanielWhen will I die
Floyd. Am I dying?
>>17418923hey op i want to know the same as this guy>>17418985Ethan
>>17418923AlanWhat should I do about the situation at work tomorrow?Thanks in advance for your time OP
>>17418923Walt.Have I already met the chosen one? I mean, the girl i'll share the rest of my life with, if so, when I'll be able to see her again?
I am very afraid, yesterday said that one thing was in my living room and I had looked. Today I saw, that thing was in a corner of my room watching me while I slept. Instinctively, I closed my eyes and disappeared. I'm scared shitless. I do not want it to reappear.
They will get you. Trust me, I'm a schizo.
Is it ambivalent? Why would something wait in perfect attack proximity?
>>17429138I think never has seen the attack of a supernatural being to a human, at least directly. Able is waiting for the right moment, or just be playing with my mind. I told my friends this obviously did not believe me, but if anything happens to me surely relate to it.
>>17429100Take your medication and it should go away.
Any subject, it doesn't matter. I just wanna bust out the old tin-foil hat, you know?
>>17428600>Tap water is obviously bad for you. Yeh, the government cares about your dental health I'm sure.>T.v is literally a means for mind control.>Most main stream education is just indoctrination. >Anyone who is a free thinker and gains momentum with the public is killed ie jfk,2pac is killed list would go on forever.>The mods on /x/ and possibly all boards create shit threads all day everyday, removing anything that could possibly make you think.
>>17428600Tinfoil hats are actually unusable as shielding for HAARP alium government geoengineering mind control EMF lost time rays & can, in certain circumstances, actually act as concentrators, amplifying their effect.
>>17428632>jfk,2pacHow can you leave out Malcolm X?
>>17428851Or MLK
>>17428600MOAR!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=apxTFkUfkVghttps://www.google.com/search?q=MAJESTIC+DOCUMENTS&biw=1248&bih=627&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwigwMe9v6bLAhUmn4MKHVffAB8Q_AUIBigB#imgrc=tacNhvPjHEBWgM%3Ahttps://www.google.com/search?q=MAJESTIC+DOCUMENTS&biw=1248&bih=627&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwigwMe9v6bLAhUmn4MKHVffAB8Q_AUIBigB#tbm=isch&q=PROJECT+PAPERCLIPhttps://www.google.com/search?q=MAJESTIC+DOCUMENTS&biw=1248&bih=627&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwigwMe9v6bLAhUmn4MKHVffAB8Q_AUIBigB#tbm=isch&q=H.A.A.R.P.https://www.google.com/search?q=MAJESTIC+DOCUMENTS&biw=1248&bih=627&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwigwMe9v6bLAhUmn4MKHVffAB8Q_AUIBigB#tbm=isch&q=DULCE+BASE&imgrc=_https://www.google.com/search?q=MAJESTIC+DOCUMENTS&biw=1248&bih=627&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwigwMe9v6bLAhUmn4MKHVffAB8Q_AUIBigB#tbm=isch&q=AREA+51+S4+DREAMLAND+DARKSIDE+OF+THE+MOON
Links:Temple of Solomon the King:https://mega.nz/#F!AE5yjIqB!y7Vdxdb5pbNsi2O3zyq9KQMesmer's Lair (hypnosis, hypnotherapy, some neuropsych, brainwashing resources):https://drive.google.com/open?id=0BwLJ8mj-ZuoGc0NKUEtoLTBmQXcHey guys, new update for the library. First the update list, then some discussion on the trajectory of the project.>A.'.A.'.>LibriAdded Grimorium Sanctissimum...have a few copies scattered about but this is the only one that's in a coherent ritual script. Spoiler: It's a fuckmagick.>EasternKaula Purana. Short, a page and a half. Just calls you a pleb if you're not a Kaula.Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>17428578>>17428588>Then there's a fuckton of weird sexual innuendo going on in Genesis as well.In the same way that only Adam can hear God, only the male aspect/half of God talks. The female is a silent prima materia. The Garden is their sacred space. He is sparing his female partner from the pain of division and creation, gives her the knowledge of good and evil, and she gives him life. He is sparing Adam from death, and he is sparing Eve from the knowledge of good and evil. Adam understands good and evil,his choice is moral, God says you can eat whatever you want, but don't eat that. Eve has no concept of death, or good and evil. The snake plays off this lack of knowledge, and her feminine desire for wisdom. She does nothing wrong, but then Adam chooses to eat. The punishments don't come from God, the feminine is the one who is upset. Eve's punishment is a result of her gaining the knowledge, God can't protect her from the pain of division and creation. Adam's punishment is the feminine making things difficult for him,and rejecting humanity. The male God seems to be a major bro,even when we done goofed, but the female does not really care for us
>>17429062>The male God seems to be a major bro,even when we done goofed, but the female does not really care for usThe Gnostics inverted this, see the Barbeloites and Sophia worshipers.I think your first paragraph is spot on but after that I don't think you're getting obscure enough for the old traditional Kabbalists. Teli and Galgal reference both the primordial couple...and the night sky, and it ain't the feminine that's serpentine (or in some interpretations they're both serpentine).
>>17429074The male god is the spoken word and the female god is the written word.
>>17429102>The male god is the spoken word and the female god is the written word.^That's more like it.>my mandala when someone says Chumbley doesn't know what he's talking about or it's just edgy Wicca
>>17417330Hi again. Every Tantra you just added to the Vajrayana section I sent you mid last year, except for the Dohakosa. Similarly with the Kalachakra you added recently. Sort by date added or file size to see this. I didn't tend to the filenames at the time so it's easy to overlook.The Roll of Thunder is, however, new to me.I'm proud to have out-nerded you in this respect. I may even get a trip so I can puff up this anonymous persona :^)
How does one become a God?
How can I be cool like Mr. Shekelsteingoldburgmannsilvershyster ?
>get a bunch of followers> kill off a bunch of them>muhdivineplan>repeat till followers start breaking off into groups and do the killing for you.
>>17429190Pretty much this, but do it with the precept of something good or spiritually transcending as a payment for their "pious" lifestyle.
>>17429123Eat Acid.
you already are made in the image
It said "I love you all" before............we're fucked. Don't visit that page anymore. The forum is full of bots. They knew my name. Everyone turned up at once speaking in jibberish and kinda pandering to whatever is behind it all. There is something sinister at play here.
>>17428857You've got to be more helpful if you want people to care about this, or this thread is going to 404 by tomorrow. Nothing shows up when searched, either here or on google. The website itself looks nothing like the pic OP used. Tell us what the heck this shit is. plz.
>>17428857>implying I've been here recently
>>17427786FBI GTFO!MIB
One thread at a time, you faggots.
>>17428962i am here all the tiem and this shit still confuses me
Mars thread
http://davidpratt.info/mars-life.htm
The Martian sky is blue Fuck Nasa
>>17428562Que? any more info on that?
>>17428189It's in the same place as the face...
>>17428381>>17428386>>17428562>>17428645According to this, the blue sky is the result of them providing white-balanced pictures for geologists so they can more easily identify the types of rock they're looking at.https://www.quora.com/Does-Mars-have-a-blue-sky