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>>17443247

it's actually a very advanced weather balloon

>>17443193
>implying they didn't do it with the CIA's OXCART project (Predecessor to the SR-71)

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>>17443388
http://roadrunnersinternationale.com/transporting_the_a-12.html

>>17443127
Why /NOT/ transport a UFO in plain sight? It's less likely to be believed because of the "minimal security" and less likely to be targeted because civilians.

the government isnt dumb.

This is how they transport drones.

Bump

>>17437846

Bump

>>17437846
Donald Trump is so outside the establishment, he will be assassinated in office or even BEFORE he takes office as to maintain the current plan...

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>>17440329
illuminati are the good guys

The Lacerta Files

>>17443356
You have love always with the wilderness around ye. Ye only should go out and seek it. I dare not even give you a reading. You should be one of my kind, a druid. Go learn your instruments and healing ways. The Forrest has loved you all along.

>>17443357
You had a fairly nice childhood. Not the best, not the worst. Middle class. You're currently dealing with the normal tribulations of everyday life. You can either Fight (8 of clubs) or hide like a coward. (King of Spades) Only one will bring you to your just desserts a mighty force. You'll have much power if you keep on keeping on.

2
January

Thank you kindly.

>>17443407
i think you gotta be a little more direct.
i dont like the wilderness at all, there is heat, dirt, mosquitos,ants, other bugs, humidity.
its full of unpleasurable things.
i dont feel like a drud nor i think i would want to be one.

And i dont feel love from the wilderness.

>>17443359
>>17443365

Aiiiieeee! The two fish! Look at you two.

2 of clubs means you two should fight for one another, that being said if you are the same person then you should look into Alchemy, the 7 steps did me wonders. Calcination is the hardest. Wealth is in your future if you go with love, Love like your past.

Art, borrowing from your advise you are giving to Donald Trump today on your fb page,
"Trump rise will become the Trump slump." - would be OK with you Art,if We apply that to MITD and your precious Heather Wade.
"Wade rise as radio star become Wade shame parade" .... how you like it Art, pretty clever , aaaa ?? :)

Considering that tonight's guest and his team are into RemoteVIEWING
perhaps they can give Art and Heather clue what the future holds for sinking MITD show ??
Looks like Heather's "witch" powers are totally useless in that case
might as well ask other experts in paranormal field for opinion.

>>17442160
>>17442505
>>17443117

>Dramatic, seductive, shallow, stimulus-seeking, vain. Overreact to minor events. Exhibitionistic as a means of securing attention and favors. See themselves as attractive and charming. Constantly seeking others' attention. Disorder is characterized by constant attention-seeking, emotional overreaction, and suggestibility. Their tendency to over-dramatize may impair relationships and lead to depression, but they are often high-functioning.

I'm doing a paper on Histrionic Personality Disorder for my Psych 101 class. Would you mind if I interviewed you?

" incredible guest line up and subject matter on MITD"
- you know what they say,....
"you can put lipstick on a pig it’s still pig" -
no matter of guest line up and subject matter if you don't have
intelligent, quick, knowledgeable radio host ...all is for nothing.
And results are here to show that to be true.
Why 31-33 radio stations left since Heather took over, explain that.

Art left 11.Dec.2015, today is 07.March.2016 - almost 3 months and over 30 radio stations gone.

Art Bell set a Guinness World Record by staying on the air for 116 hours and 15 minutes.
I think Heather Wade might have set World Record in Radio Stations cancelling after she took over the MITD show.
Good job Heather, good job.
"getting better every day" - according to Art Bell

ESP-remoteVIEWING is big BS in my opinion.
If that was such successful technique USA would not be in such mess
with all that hundreds of millions dollars spend (wasted) on remoteWIEVING.

It's not more successful than Header Wade reading her cat's litter box.

>>17443142
fuckin Burger Baron man, wish this anon came back with more..

>>17443385
>crazy outdoorsman bro, loaded as fuck, wearing racoons, likes burgers
this dude is literally written straight out of a manga. holy fuck.

>>17443374
Why not? Rapists and other scum risk all kinds of shit for what they do, so why not some aural discomfort? Surely he didn't believe that hearing six shots would damage him.

>>17443405
>Why not?
>Surely he didn't believe that hearing six shots would damage him.
You've obviously never shot a gun. Guns are LOUD, even a .22 pistol/revolver. 6 shots would make your ears ring if not actually make them hurt. Definitely can damage your ears. I let off a single .380 once without earpro and my hearing felt muffled for a week.

>>17443415
shot a gun without ear protection*

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>>17440508
They're not just about pizza any more.

They also serve wings

>>17442858
That video is a good example of why you should use subtitles instead of dubbing.

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>>17440508
Kentucky Fried Chicken is now "Kitchen Fresh Chicken"

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manDela effect is they by product of "intelligent" species attempting to destroy the 3rd dimension through singularities which are really just rips in spacetime. Every time that happens things reset in a new 3rd dimension and little things like that change. Because we live in the 4th dimension. Lateral shifts in the pattern.

>>17440297
That first one is just a straight up lie

>>17443406

do LSD

>>17443406
Take your medication.

>>17443266
You're very welcome!

I'll answer your questions in two different posts. First, about L:

This reading reveals a single, definitive hexagram! It is the hexagram for "Enthusiasm":

Thunder comes resounding out of the Earth:
Similar thunder roars up from the masses when the Superior Person strikes a chord in their hearts.

Whip up enthusiasm, rally your forces, and move boldly forward.

SITUATION ANALYSIS:

There is a rhythmic force, a world music, that lives deep in the Unconscious of each of us. It's a primitive drumbeat, a shaking rattle, a tribal chant that invokes the primal self to rise up and join the dance. This is the enthusiasm that is generated now. Not rhetorical persuasion, not a play on the emotions, but a charismatic, irresistible Call of the Wild. Confucius said that the person who could comprehend this could 'rule the world as though it were spinning in his hand.' This is a time for instinct, not intellect -- the Thunder from Beneath.

>>17443266
>>17443390
Next, about A:

Whoa, this one reveals a single, definitive hexagram as well! It is the hexagram for "Grace":

Fire illuminates the base of the Mountain:
The Superior Person realizes he has not the wisdom to move the course of the world, except by attending to each day's affairs as they come.

Success in small matters.
This is a good time to begin something.

SITUATION ANALYSIS:

The emphasis now is on form, not function -- on the sizzle and not the steak. The environment around you is not one of depth, and you are appreciated now for your image, not your essence. You perfectly fill a role, and no one is seeing the genuine you. Still, you are being listened to and watched. Use this influence to further your goals as much as possible. Even if you don't feel understood, you can perhaps connect with a few isolated hearts. Relax and enjoy the attention.

>>17443307
Thank you so much!


The first part of the reading reveals the hexagram for "The Mountain":

Above this Mountain's summit another more majestic rises:
The Superior Person is mindful to keep his thoughts in the here and now.

Stilling the sensations of the Ego, he roams his courtyard without moving a muscle, unencumbered by the fears and desires of his fellows. This is no mistake.

SITUATION ANALYSIS:

There is a higher vantage point available to you, but it is obscured by the visible peak of personal ambition. To climb to this higher plane, you must shake off the desires and fears of the conscious, visible world around you. To make this journey you must quiet the Ego, empty your mind of past and future, and dwell totally in the moment at hand. Thorough mindfulness of what is before you is the only tranquility. Be. Here. Now.


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>>17443307
>>17443411
The final part of the reading reveals the hexagram for "Return":

Thunder regenerates deep within Earth's womb:
Sage rulers recognized that the end of Earth's seasonal cycle was also the starting point of a new year and a time for dormancy. They closed the passes at the Solstice to enforce a rest from commerce and activity. The ruler himself did not travel. You have passed this way before but you are not regressing. This is progress, for the cycle now repeats itself, and this time you are aware that it truly is a cycle. The return of old familiars is welcome. You can be as sure of this cycle as you are that seven days bring the start of a new week. Use this dormancy phase to plan which direction you will grow.

SITUATION ANALYSIS:

You are about to experience a rebirth -- about to be given another chance, a new lease on life. You have persevered, gone the distance through an entire cycle -- through the Spring of hope or new passion, through a Summer of growth and building, only to be sacrificed like the archetypal Harvest King at the Autumn reaping. You lie dormant like seed beneath Winter snows now, healing and absorbing new energies in preparation for the new young Spring coming shortly to your life.

>>17443363
:D

>>17442392
It's the town I inhabit. Only about 6000 people. There's some weird shit that's happened to myself and some friends, but most of the people here aren't to keen on talking about spooky shit, as it's a bible town.

>>17442340
that part you said when it got angry when it saw you noticed it. thats another thing that everyone says. They look at you as if you saw something you weren't sposed to. fuck thats creepy. And everything you said about them enjoying the torment. what the fuck is wrong with these things, they love it.

did you ever hear the howl they make?

>>17442430
nigga, that ain't RP. unless he's read every story and heard every interview about them and committed it to memory, he couldn't just BS a story like that. he hit way too many similar talking points. if he is RPing, it's a damn good ruse.

>>17442614
it's just etymology, senpai. words change from time to time. Skinwalker, werewolf, dogman, nocobo chito, they all mean the same thing. Dogmen stuck because people will look at you like you're retarded if you say you saw a werewolf. But if you say you saw a dogman, then you have their attention.

But I find the term werewolf fitting, too. It just means Man-Wolf... the transformation thing is just added fluff, but that's not really what werewolves should be associated with. It's a large upright wolf man, looking thing. So werewolf still fits somewhat. I call them either that or dogman depending on if the person understands the meaning or not.

>>17442930
you know its funny, the bigfoot trolls are the reasons why people never speak up about the thing. if more people felt comfortable with it, and were more forthcoming we'd probably have more evidence by now. But since everyone is so shit scared everyone keeps it locked away.

even the bigfoot community is guilty of this. you try to tell them you have a dogman story, they won't believe it. they'll just tell you it was a bigfoot, or a kind of bigfoot. since they believe that, but not in dogmen. How ridiculous is that?

everyone just covets what they have now, and it's shit. holding everything back

>>17441402
>not knowing who the namefag is changes the meaning entirely
Neat.

>>17442589
good and evil come to everyone
Allah never wishes evil upon anyone, but Iblis (Satan) attempts to test everyone, abusing magic and his free will (pretty much hacking life) since his Hell is going to be so wicked - he doesn't want to go alone.
the depths he's gone are just horrendous
keeping millions and millions of dead bodies alive with magic to work evil through, to throw people into prisons etc.
but don't worry each body he hijacks or saves alive will burn - he feels everything

so Hell is merely a choice, and I would describe this life as a test and a spiritual battleground... so you can ultimately become the best you and chill in Heaven when your time is up.

H

Fear is. He who amounts the most fear has the most control. Fear however is also based on illusions that obstruct from the reality that we are all creators with an infinite untapped potential.

>>17435598

Anu is the Sanskrit word for "ultimate physical atom" or the smallest unit of matter known at that time. The Vedics theorized that hydrogen was composed of 18 anu. Anu exist as both positive and negative which form spirals wound in opposite directions.

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>>17435507

Whoops.

Link:
http://setvasai.deviantart.com/art/Tales-From-The-Gnyar-Giants-Pen-595307136

Meh. Its ok.

Three so far are actually good

LSD

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Turning red they were burning green
Trying to see what cannot be seen
la de da de da

>>17443326
was on payphone

>>17443335
...i got mountains too

ok guys this is another fucking baby sitters situation

abandon thread

>>17443066
Go in and ask for Julie. Tell them that you talked with her a few times and that you fell in love.
Next step, share the noods

>>17443335
>>17443344
Both of you j-just stop; your stupid is making my brain hurt.

>>17443370
"J-just stop" this isn't /a/, get out.

>>17441971
You're not alone dude. I call it the infinite sea of potentiality, I believe it's our home and true self. Only experienced it once but changed my life. Came back to the body with the thought "God never left" running through my head as in both I am god and never left the light and god is present now in manifest reality.

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>>17439316

>>17441971
that's crazy, but believable
I've been meditating for only a year or so, but My husbando is a pro at it
He just astral projects to me and chills with me all day...
Literally getting head as I type this
I'm still meditating, hoping I can get to his level, can't even see him, only feel and hear him

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>>17441971
Pretty standard out of body experience, from the sounds upon exiting the body to the freak out and snap return. You might be interested in looking into the work of Robert Monroe. His first experiences were also involuntary obe's where he was able to observe his physical body. He went on to learn how to do what he called "phasing" into different levels of consciousness where he was able to travel to different astral levels or bands. Some of these levels were closer to the physical and consisted of people who were simply dreaming or comatose. Going deeper he witnessed what he called belief-system territories where the many different afterlife beliefs of people on Earth all existed as they were essentially being co-created by the people that believed in them.

In Swami Muktananda's "Play of Consciousness" he talks about the different lights in the head one can see during meditation. One of the lights he would see is what he called the "Blue Pearl", which would expand and carry him off to different astral realms or "lokas" of different gods.

So yea, simply stepping out of body is just the beginning. It's not just about prolonging duration, but also the depth of travel.

>>17439316
You'll go through a mystic phase and back to atheism eventually. And then again out of atheism, until you're not certain about anything anymore. Finally when you grow older and begin to fear death you'll become a boring church-going Christian something.