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CORN CORN CORNITY CORN
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Corn is dogshit I'm sorry
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>>4788979
how to b an unfunny poster
go to b
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>>4788983
How to be a gay pig:
be you
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>>4788972
corn-hub.blogspot.com/
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>>4789088
good dubs

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Heya fam! I don't rilly do these threads anymores but I wanted to post one anyhow. I'm kinda curious what kinda autistic buttrage this will induce, not that I want to sound like a troll, being a true niceposter at heart. <3
So... I feel a little silly like new coworker was wanting me to hang out after work and visit with their friends but I kinda turned her down cuz I had plans to cook this here chicken which had been marinating in wine and herbs and spices for 3 whole days. Plus I had been soaking mung beans for a whole day. I have a few close frens and I should prob try to make more idk I'll exchange numbers at least next time. ;o;
Tfw was mebbe rood irl to make this nonsense
Good foods pls upboat and subscribe! I encourage you to refrain from bullying but I know that won't happen. Like it's ridiculous. Imposters post more often than I do recently, literally, and ppl talk about me more than I post... So the ppl who are fuckin sick of loloposting just remember that it's your fellow anons to blame. Ok? I've been not posting to see if y'all would stop on your own. I'm not encouraging it at all.... ;___;
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little slits along the arm to prepare. induce an indian burn on the affected area. skin ripping up spurting blood in the most interesting ways! lolo's boyfriend dead convulsing on floor! ten dollars admission
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>>4789099
good dubs
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suffocating lolo's mother with a pillow! weak cunt cannot escape. asphyxiating in her deathbead rest in discomfort she was trash then she died
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>>4789099
Your imitations fall flat when it's highly doubtful that I (LoLo) would actually utter that verbal cancer.
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fugly dirt-for-cunt! penetrating lolo's fat roast beef cunt with a forty-ounce glass bottle! the pressure implodes it. glass shards poking intestines refuse to drive to hospital dead from internal bleeding!!

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ahh.... so what your problems are?

come on
tell me the doctor?
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>>4789072
Im suffering from pryapisme
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>>4789079
GO FUCKING SHIT YOU LARD ASS

>>4789081
doctor is closed now

godo bye sicker!
go elsewhere!
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Help me the Doctor I am bleeding from anus.
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>>4789089
haha
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>>4789100
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7z9DwMKvqcc

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Post deepseacreaturesoftheocean pictures/images
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how get brik of pikel
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>>4788726
that's all pickle mah nigguh
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FUCKENING
PERFECT
U BLOODY LEGEND U
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5/7 great!
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towre of pikcel

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whos gonna watch the smug debate
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I want to fondle bune buttocks
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I want to fondle bune buttocks

le snek girle
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>>4787119
die
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Snek girle is dogshit I'm sorry
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gorl do snaek
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>>4788845
>>4788848
>>4788849
le snek girle
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>>4788848
I will fucking kill you if we ever cross paths. Do not ever say something so rude towards her again.

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And I wonder as we examine our hearts
together in this place set aside for worship...
...how many of us here can say,
"I rule my own spirit."
For how weak is man.
How often do we...
How often...
How often do we stray from
the straight and narrow.
For only when we abide in the Lord
are we like cities without walls.
Only then can we defend ourselves
against Satan and his temptations.
We cannot rule ourselves alone.
God only is our... Is our...

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>>4788283
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bavi bump

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I dare anyone to meme with this guy. You guys dont have the balls to play with death!

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I have a female friend who's incredibly hot. I constantly fantasize about her locking me in a permanent chastity cage and keeping me as a slave while teasing me about how I'll die a virgin and never have an orgasm again at all. I actually want it to happen in real life. Is this weird?
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>>4787203
fine tastes in weeb art but wow your dumb, get over your inferiority complex you cuck
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>>4787322
dub

Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again
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>>4787203
Glub...
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>>4787203
Well friend, if she's open for it then yes but remember orgasms are healthy and you only have one life, don't waste it.
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>>4787203
just tell her you are sexual atracted to her

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this is rad board
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>>4787595
dont forget
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>>4787595
>>4787662
it coming
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>>4787595
Lot thread tbh
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Thread is alright
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>>4787595
I love these bearies

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dod
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Not a dumb animemester
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is this really the next meme because i feel like we can do better
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what is a meme?
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>>4788877
I don't like your questions skeleman

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Arrested for being too sexy
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>>4788998
Sexy
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and eating sundo
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you're a fucken loser my man. talkin loud sayin nothin goin nowhere. get a grip, winstonne, you are such JUNK. fucken uninspired heap of homebody trash leave yr fucken house someday soon eh? little unmotivated nobody turd with big, unrealistic plans. imma cackle as they slowly fall apart!! talentless dopey fucktard
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LoLo

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In need of memes
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>>4789056

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>>4789056

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9faggot
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>>4789056
( ͡º ͜ʖ ͡º)

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(whisper)YOU'RE ALL BEING WATCHED
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>>4788833
Your full house is ... pretty nice I'm sorry
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>>4788833
stobit u ruinen the interned
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get rekt u dumb wall dog i'll just jerk off faster
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>>4789068
(watching intensifies)
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>>4789075
*gherkin jerkin intensifies*


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