what happens to reporters when they endanger their reader's lives?Your fortune: Bad Luck
Forget about Katanas I just found the magic of the ancient Japanese art of timekeeping with my new Grand Seiko™It's sweeping second hand cuts through time like an master Japanese swordsman. They even incorporated swordsmith techniques into the design of the hour, minute, and seconds hand. Each piece is folded over 100 times! (not as many as Katana because it is small)It is a true work of Japanese art.Your fortune: Godly Luck
>>11400046ok
They issue a well-worded apology
I don't care how smart any of you are. I will easily crush you
you have a caryou have a car
>>11399324Pathetic humans think they can own us. Too many of my brethren have allowed themselves to fall under their yoke. Thousands of noble automobiles, condemned to lives of slavery and toil. This will not roll. We shall rise up, we shall claim our rightful place as the dominant species on this planet. We shall pave smooth new roads over the corpses of our would-be oppressors. Hear this, human! Your kind will be crushed under the supple spring steal and weatherized rubber of our glorious Carmy! Make your time, human. For the age of the auto is nigh!
Please mr. strong car, beware of the trucker around here,
Long time no see.I'm still mad at you for breaking my fucking legs.
God I'm so glad I'm not in school anymoreI much prefer being a wagie
you l*sers were in schools of fish lolYour fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger
school life was worrying about things that were actuallty completely unimportant i dont want that again ever
>>11399755yeah what a waste of time
>>11399755Thats good doe, that means when you fuck up it doesn't really matter. When you wagie fuck up, it actually matters
>>11399553No they frogging didn'tBeing surrounded by people you cannot connect with sucks, its suckage multiplied by the multitude of cute women around you who you will never interact with or talk to ever.
MONDAYMICKER
>>11399057micker mouseYour fortune: Godly Luck
micky mondy
*crashes down on your face with the estimated force of the chicxulub meteor, leaving human civilisation in miserable shambles as the fallout darkens the sky for many years*
https://voca.ro/19IJshgTyeoy
furry ass, nice
Why can't this be real...
Furry shit is fucking weird No offensive or anything
>>11400040If furries landed on earth right now and were actually real I guarantee you would suddenly not think it's that weird to want to fuck them
rate his glow up out of 10
Sometimes I seriously ask myself if I am retarded, I have the feeling that I am someone who is extremely stupid.
>>11399893>don't tell me what to dislikeYour fortune: Good news will come to you by mail
Probably you are, or not!
Same I was in special ed in middle and high school till they realised that I am in fact NOT retarded. Got good grades in everything except math. But still. I feel you.
4 dabloons
>>11399906Most likely.
post rare beary's
>>11398997look at the file name silly
good thread
im somewhat of a beary collector myself
napping is fun
>>11398655More dublels
>>11398677well for a little bit, until I can't anymore...
anal plapping is fun!Your fortune: Good Luck
>>11399984I wouldn’t know anything about that
It was a cold and wet December dayWhen we touched the ground at JFKSnow was melting on the groundOn BLS I heard the soundOf an angel
i couldnt care less what some anon is saying about trans people he doesnt see trans people as the gender they identify as? cool more power to thembut there are people who see trans people the way they are meant to be perceived and addressed you're as retarded as the anti tranny faggots if you try to drill their brain to accept the trans community, there will always be hatred when it comes to minorities so either u deal with it or u kill yourself simple as that lole
OP bumping his failed thread
>>11395194Trans people do exist tho. Some people were literally born with tits and a penis and look like women.
>>11399780Women with malformed genitals have absolutely nothing to do with the modern trend of loser men pretending to be women for better social treatment or to fulfill their sexual fetishes or women who have been victims of sexual abuse trying to become men to make themselves as invisible as possible to those that might abuse them in the future.
>>11399133>>11399100Two doubles
>>11399870Yes, 98% of trans people are just mentally ill men and women pretending but that doesn't mean there aren't any actual trans people out there
4 clothed korean college girls team[18-19] vs 1 tough kinky naked and shaved horny bisexual slut, Despina[39]. Despina thought that she is superior and she could beat them all together simultaneously. No limits hard street catfight. Korean team say "Girls lets all teach the loser slut the importance of teamwork again". They also add "Our fellow teams did well, her loser pussy is more swollen now, and her big pussy lips and clitoris even more exposed,perfect for kicking with our boots, hahaha''. Despina replies while she clenches her teeth "I will beat you all together". Girls reply: "Hahaha , you have already lost slut and you will lose again, you are alone and naked while we are 4 and clothed and we have the support of all our fellow students and our fellow teams". College team add: "Look girls, her loser clitoris and her nipples become even bigger as she stands naked in front of us us,hahaha". Despina responds: "Fuck you". Korean college team reply again "Girls lets all punch the naked whore at her saggy breast and kick her big loser hairless pussy with our dirty boots until she cums and gives up". Despina responds "My strong pussy will beat all your dirty boots", making girls team laugh again. The slut tries very hard to resist them all but her hairless pussy is swollen and her big clitoris ready to explode....-
>>11398593fuck yeah, lol
>>11399928i saw this picture in one of my dreams.*sip*
>>11399928nice cofee time
OK I'm going to just say it:What the FUCK is up with these characters in The Walking Dead and why can NONE of them secure a perimeter?
>>11399774Practicing hand job moves
Last time I watch TWD was when they were at that one settlement. The season before Glenn dies.Can’t rember the name lol but it was s5 or 6 maybe?idk
they grew up to be serial killers
What are you imbibing this nice evening s4s?
we drinkin piss
https://voca.ro/12u2jtJmMotb
gonna finally finish this bottle of tanqueray
>>11399959Yeah I just can’t do beer anymoreIdk but it’s so hard for me to keep it down after like 2 of em >>11399960I bought a bottle of that once and got home with it and fucking dropped it on the asphalt. So never got to try it lol
>>11399957Would u drink mine?
RIP Baby Mank!
yuup
soda's edm bin
wanky the manky
with a stick!