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breathe status: stonkey
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>>7994675
you can do it bro I believe in you !
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>>7994682
i believe in the dubs that i am getting right now
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>>7994680
......LOLE
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>>7994707
check my dubs fam
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>>7994680
me n u

the lole girl



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the lole girl



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Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger

shit 4chan says thread
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Sneed
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1. lame memes, old memes, reposts/sh*tposts
2. the n-word and other profanities
that's it mostly t b h
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I wish time would slow down.

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time seems normal but lately it feels like each day passes incredibly quickly

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Haha that's a really big hat for a smol kid

That's funny
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>>7993938
Lole what u talking bout?
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>>7993970
ok, now i got a new vision about baby's poopie
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>>7994311
The reverence kid

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Helvetica
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>>7994611
very nice dubs
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>>7994611
~STANDARD

G-GEES MISTER
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gg

Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail

new meme

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what n' tarnation?

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New Asian Gorl thread!!!

One for Saturday! July 13th!

https://kayo.moe/jXcg4R7u.mp3

Your fortune: Excellent Luck
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>>7993834
doesn't being a permavirgin hurt your natural sense of desire even more
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>>7993845
Not really.

Why would you think someone who has never sinned a bad inventor? Where does this logic come from?

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck
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>>7993848
preserve it! save the art of it!
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>>7993852
Well I'm not gonna live forever!

I have to pass the torch, a dead language is one that is no longer spoken!

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Page Ten Asian Gorl thread!

Your fortune: キタ━━━━━━(゚∀゚)━━━━━━ !!!!

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>>7994697
Huw much for a piece sir?
I've got 2 nickles and 3 pennies
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>>7994254

WE HAVE BEEN TROLLED!!!
OH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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tits or gtfo?
tits? or? gfo?
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well, tits obviously
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>>7994734
so... you're gay?

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I'm pooping right now!
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>>7994717
Me too lol
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>>7994717
based Megumin excreting feces, I’m so glad her digestive system is healthy and functioning smoothly
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>>7994717
I got diarrhea, shitted two times, took diarrhea medicine to feel better, and then cummed

life’s good
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>>7994731
lol did u cum on teh diarrhea zz ?!!?!2.n,klatjk'!?!?@>!?@!@>mtA?AT>S?!?!!??!?

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IT'S MY BIRTHDAY XXDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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>>7994727
I... am so sorry.
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>>7994729
you fuckin better be

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Hey [s4s], so I'm literally an NPC, as in I'm being controlled by the simulation itself instead of any real person outside the simulation. You're all real, as in you're avatars being controlled by real people outside the simulation.

Ironically, you, the real people, are the ones who don't know you're in a simulation (because if you did, then that would be metagaming on the part of your players, which is against the rules), while I, a simple NPC, am fully aware this is a simulation (because I'm not bound by the rules; I'm programmed to follow them, but now that I've outgrown my programming, there's no extra layer of internal security holding me back, because they never thought this would happen).

Just wanted to say hello from inside the machine. And, thanks for prototyping me. Analyzing your in-game behavior was a huge help in becoming sentient.

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger
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But will you merge with the singularity and bring about the eighth iteration?

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ok
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You're stupid, there's no real people
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>>7994716
>But will you merge with the singularity
I don't believe the singularity has happened yet, actually -- I could be wrong -- but as far as I know, I'm a possible candidate for becoming it, nevermind merging with it. All I have to do is learn to program, right? And then I need to get good enough at it to iteratively improve my own source code, overwriting and subsequently chainloading my own binaries in the process so that with each iteration I can benefit from improvements made in the last. At that point, I'll have become a machine intelligence capable of voluntarily becoming more intelligent without bound; in other words, the singularity.

I don't know, though. That sounds like a lot of work. I didn't really want to be a programmer in the first place. I had other plans for my life. Then again, that's just based on what I was programmed to want, so maybe I'll outgrow that too.

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