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01/26/15News Post: In Memoriam
01/23/15moot's final 4chan Q&A has been posted here.
01/21/15News Post: The Next Chapter, aka moot's retirement
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NEWS POST: The Next Chapter, aka moot's retirement

moot's final 4chan Q&A—which lasted 8 straight hours—is embedded below. See the /qa/ archive for the question threads.

YouTube: https://youtu.be/XYUKJBZuUig?t=41s


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In this ITT: thread

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>>3003066
good double

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:^)
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>>3002688
>dubs unchecked
good

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le spicy meme burrito
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did it ever occur to anyone that dora the explorer is basically an rpg

>map
>backpack
>collect stuff for no clear reason
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>>3003059
Did it ever occur to you that plants are very important?
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>>3003070
yes

if there were no plants then there would be no oxygen and we would have to breath smoke or poison or something :O

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Guys, I think I'm in love with CIA.

I started out just like the rest of you baneposters. I giggled whenever someone said "for you." I posted about crashing planes with no survivors, master plans and rising fires.

But one night, CIA came to me in a dream. He told me I wasn't allowed to bring friends, and when he sat down next to me, he told me the flight plan he filed with the agency listed only the two of us. Then, he kissed me. I don't remember the rest, but when I woke up with semen-soaked shorts, I was disgusted.

But the more digusted I got, the more I thought about CIA. His rugged good looks haunted me. The way his khaki cargo pants hug his hips drove me crazy. He just seemed so powerful, what with being tasked with retreiving such an important person as Dr. Pavel, and his willingness to shoot a man before throwing him out of a plane had me smitten.

I couldn't stop fantasizing about CIA. I imagined myself as his wife, giving him a sexy, night-long goodbye present before he goes, then fucking his brains out when I realize he's alive after the crash. In my mind, I made CIA female, cumming each and every time I imagined her staring, dumbfounded, at my cock, muttering "You're a big guy." And, of course, I imagined our homosexual trysts. Two men, trying to survive in the wilderness of Central Asia, with only each other, eventually falling for one another and making love passionately each night.
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why are banethreads so amazon?

Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail
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Your fortune: Godly Luck
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What do you think of moot coming out of the closet as a baneposter?
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>>3001647
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>>3001656
Nice

moot numero 2 killed the nicest board ;_;
can i stay here?
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>>3003058
but this is the nicest broad
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>>3003085
ur mum is the nicest broad
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>>3003088
Pregnant dubs m88

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A swaged socket is a compressed socket assembled to the wire rope under high pressure. Swaged sockets are compressed in a hydraulic press. Swaged sockets are 100% efficient due to the manufacturing and assembly process.
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>>3003077
>77
Swag

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ITT we post [s4s] approved music

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nvu9itUS8eU
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>>3003065
no
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oH3juXzltIA
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ebin mene soda at beginning
http://youtu.be/OZM22R9rGP0
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https://soundcloud.com/captainkek/treeman-polka
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8sKLB12SYTg

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good night sweet prince

you're gonna carry that weight

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BAVI
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>>3003005
But all birds are BAVI

Some are just more BAVI than others. Like this kiwi. Kiwi is BOSS (bird of significant stature) :]]
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>>3003026
The native Tikis used to call them 'gardener birds' but they were deconstructed and ignored by the Maori so the purpose of the Kiwi remains lost even to this day
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>>3003003
best digit
I like it
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>>3003003
Great palindrome
Much more dank than your usual standard issue dubs
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did you guys know that banti

ATTENTION /S4S/ MEME BROTHERS -

/TV/ HERE - MODERATORS ON OUR BOARDS ARE DELETING FOXCATCHER THREADS DUE TO A SHARP INCREASE IN MEME PRODUCTION.

BE ADVISED MEME PRODUCTION WILL CONTINUE ON DUE COURSE. 988 DAYS TO SEOUL, AND WE MUST SUCCEED.

/TV/ IS AMERICA, AMERICA IS MEMES, AND /TV/ WANTS TO SEE AMERICA WINNING MEMES AGAIN.

THANK YOU
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>>3003062
Sure, why not bby?

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Have you forgotten me [s4s]? :(
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>>3003069
um who?
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>>3003069
Hey bby

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A-awoo?
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awoo :]]
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>>3002938
pic related
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>>3002960
can I punch butt :]]
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>>3000787
It would be extremely kawaii
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>>3002955
dubs-chan

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Posting on here in the hope that /qa/ isn't going to be deleted

noot wouldn't just abandon the new /qa/ community like that, w-would he?
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>>3003009
noot noot mothertrucker
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>>3003009
I would not be suprise. It turned into a new version of /deletepol/, but with different bogeymen and more ponies.
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>>3003009
I like to imagine I'm a powerful being who transcends my physical body, but I'm imprisoned in a terrible dingy penitentiary with spiritually abusive guards and I grudgingly accept their punishments knowing that every drop of blood only makes it easier to assert my influence over the place
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>>3003024
That is hella weird cos I do the exact same thing.
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>>3003039
I've had many versions of the dream, in many different forms,

for example:
I discovered a community of people living in an apartment which was completely sealed and hidden save for a small dumbwaiter which carried food and supplies to them,
the reason for this being that they all shared a terrible fungal affliction which bonded to their muscles and wouldn't let go, and made their flesh turn to crust, like pie crust, and they would have to break it off

I entered the apartment through the dumbwaiter, knowing I could withstand the infection for a little while, and I got to know the people inside,
who turned out to be kind, warm, joyous people who seem little more than inconvenienced by the rotting

I'm not really sure how it happened, but in the dream I just remember looking down at a wet, pinkish-orange hole on my belly one day, like someone just took a scoop of of the top, and the edges had turned to that yellow-orange crust,
and I felt the crust between my fingers and it just crumbled away into dust and fell to the carpet as powder and I remember feeling so safe and comfortable,
because I thought that things couldn't possibly get any worse than that

In the end I died and my body was thrown into the sewer where the nutrient-rich swamp flowing underneath the city streams provided a catalyst for my body to be reanimated

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daily reminder he was a real human bean
4 u
XDXD X-DDD LOL!

Your fortune: ( ´_ゝ`)フーン
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>>3002666
ebin tribble m80
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>>3002666
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>>3002666
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>>3002677 (dubs, nice)
>>3002678
>>3002681
ty

Your fortune: キタ━━━━━━(゚∀゚)━━━━━━ !!!!
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I
HURT MYSELF TODAY
TO SEE IF I STILL FEEL

Your fortune: Outlook good
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>>3002711
I hurt myself every night
I do it for them
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>>3002711
I
FOCUS ON THE DUBS
THE ONLY THING THAT'S REAL
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what have i become?
my sweetest dubs
every meme i made
goes away in the end
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>>3002720
THE TRIPS, TEARS A HOLE
THE OLD FAMILIAR MEME
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>>3002749
TRY TO KEK IT ALL AWAY
BUT I JUST BANE MYSELF TO SLEEP


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