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Hanamaru had grown. The silly airhead Yoshiko had played with as a kid was now a beautiful woman with plump, curvy thighs and full, lush breasts that spilled from her yellow cocktail dress. Yoshiko was afraid to approach her. But Hanamaru approached first.

"Yoshiko! I haven't seen you in forever!!" Her eyes sparkled and glittered with fond memories.

Yoshiko turned to hide her blush. "Um... hi, Hanama-"

Hanamaru cut her off. "It's so good to see you, Yoshiko! What have you been up to?"

"I'm taking classes in Design... and, um, I have a pretty popular channel on Youtube... how are you?"

"Oh, I've been writing! And writing and writing! I'm still trying to find a publisher, but when I do! Oh, you need to read my draft zura~!"

"Still cheerful, still saying 'zura.' Maru hasn't changed a bit. But I've changed," Yoshiko thought to herself. What would Hanamaru say if she knew that Yoshiko's "youtube show" had slowly changed from a silly spookfest, into a camshow where she showed off her feminine penis? That her childhood nickname, "Yohane," was now her stripper name? Yoshiko decided not to tell her.

"Hanamaru's too good for me now," Yoshiko thought to herself. But that didn't stop the tightness growing in her panties. Her mind involuntarily flashed back to those nights in high school... the way Hanamaru had touched her...

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>>4948055
I wanted her to have a penis for the shallow & unfulfilling sex scenes

>>4948109
She was lying. Her show moved to a different site when she started to get lewd.

>>4948062
Hanamaru's apartment was neat and tidy. Yoshiko sat at the kotatsu and took sips of coffee, glancing over at several bookshelves stocked with old Japanese classics.

Hanamaru returned with her manuscript, an armful of loose papers. "You're going to love this, Yoshiko."

Yoshiko took the stack and began to read. It was a subtle and rustic story of a girl who grew up in a harbor town and conversed with the sailors. Hanamaru's writing had grown so much since they were kids; it was polished and professional now... but Yoshiko couldn't concentrate on the story when Hanamaru's head was resting on her shoulders.

Yoshiko wrapped her arm around Hanamaru's waist. "Remember when we were kids, and you'd show me your new stories before anyone else?"


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haha nice ;)
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>>4948122
>d-dubs!

ooh wau this story is making me feel cutes in my places.
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hawt
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>>4948137
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>>4948185
Yoshiko lay back on Hanamaru's futon. Hanamaru approached on her knees and lay her head in Yoshiko's lap. "I want to lick it, zura~"

Before Yoshiko could respond, Hanamaru's head was under her dress. Her warm lips slowly moved up her cock.

"Maru," moaned Yoshiko.

"Mmm mmmrp mmm mmmph," said Hanamaru. Her soft tongue gently rubbed the underside of Yoshiko's penis. She took it deeper into her throat. Yoshiko could feel her rapid breath on her groin. Her mouth felt so hot and slippery.

Hanamaru grunted as Yoshiko shot burst after burst of semen into her.

She came up for air, hair frazzled, gooey white stuff dripping from the side of her mouth. "Tasty zura~"


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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jjpN4GZCDdc

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The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly, but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal. [beep] A single lap should be completed each time you hear this sound. [ding] Remember to run in a straight line, and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark, get ready, start.

Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail

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see shimakaze doesnt have peepee!

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you're mom is from spain
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>>4948093
no
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>>4948209
᠎.
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᠎ ᠎

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Welcome to Peeking 101!

...

O_O

...

It's a palindrome!

Your fortune: キタ━━━━━━(゚∀゚)━━━━━━ !!!!
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>>4948077
Great dubs
Great peak
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>>4948077
Very nice

Your fortune: ( ´_ゝ`)フーン
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to define a palindrome recursively, we can use these three definitions:
(B means base case, R means recursion)
B1: an empty string, λ, is a palindrome, and can be removed from another string
B2: Any single character(letter) is a palindrome
R1: if there exists palindrome x and another palindrome y, xyx is also a palindrome.

with this definition we can construct any palindrome. For example: the word hannah

λ is a palindrome
n is a palindrome
thus nλn is a palindrome
nn is a palindrome when λ is removed
a is a palindrome
thus anna is a palindrome
h is a palindrome

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>>4948077
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh th'numbrs!!!

shld b caled th'weekly peekly tho 2bhdesu
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>>4948151
intredestant i like tht a lot

hav u herd of th'sator square? mite intrest u:
S A T O R
A R E P O
T E N E T
O P E R A
R O T A S
its latin so u mite not kno th'word meanin but "sator" "arepo" "tenet" "opera" and "rotas" r al words
th'construct of th'squar is obv but wht mite elud u at frst glancer is tht th'midle wrd "tenet" has 2 b a palindrom no mtter wht th'othr wrds r, if it is 2 proprly wrk
whts mor is tht th'diagonal also has 2 b palindrom, tho "srnrs" n "rpnpr" rnt words lol
u can make othr squars tht play mor loose w/ th'rules so tht u dont need so mch word symetry ie opera dsnt need 2 b arepo backwrds (these r caled semordnilap btw lol) but i like ths style

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taking my coffee without cream or sugar for a week and i want to tell everybody
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>>4947424
S A V E D
A
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>>>/f/3184152
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taking my sugar without cream or coffee for a week and i want to tell everybody
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>>4947424
haha epin lolcat
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>>4948219
haha epin variation on this meme

I was watching a bible movie with a friend today and I saw these dudes, they look cool and I just wanted you to know.
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bad movie
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>>4948029
yeah
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quupo ak umja nicorh calleamjoja vi u vunveeh helocg. un senkrogori mupoja, hlen cho cgluqu fug em ni fouja. reep uleamja umja meh ekom kuaisutoquuic eag eh cho helocg. U vura koom funnol hurac eag eh cho cpi umja rumjc ni hoog. U cglumto ni fouja umja sennumjc no geh ak cho funnol. evoi cho , umja u kuchquui ekomc ak hlemg eh no.
quurp jequm cho kuch u . Cho cgounot rubu umja dacg eh cho u vucpog eh uaiselgoja . Cho gorac no geh corosg u hlen cho vucpog umja jlek eh cho . uc geh quoi, vag chom cahhol u fellomjeac foujuseo. louseh cho vucpog umja tuluv u . chom sucg cho cho rubu .
Cajjomri, cho rubu eag eh cho . Cho no em ni quelp, umja un loquuljoja u eh cgluqu cumjurc. U leko useegc eag eh cho , umja cho gorac no geh jocsomja cho . evoi eljolc . Ceem un ug cho vuco eh cho .
Cho sennumjc no geh gupo cho funnol umja ni vurac choi ulo meh nelo. hel u nenomg, umja cho cslounc ug no geh uggusp ni vurac. vlot cho funnol jequm em ni vura, umja ni veji um echolquelrjri . Cho tuleamja usupoc u glonomjeac helso, umja ni vurac umja . ouseh semgusg, cho tuleamja usupoc nelo . Quoom cho gucp, cho tuleamja ekom umja un cquuraequoja vi cho Oulch.
Cho ni fouja sennomjc no hel ni quelp, umja klesoojc geh gora no chug vosuaco fuja ni vurac, un mequ cho cear eh krumog, umja ni muno fomsohelch . sreco ni oioc umja huraot cho selo eh cho krumog. Quoom cho selo, cho tuleamja uvebo no srecoc. Ura quora em jui, umja hel u cheacumja ioulc geh heraequ.
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bueno
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quupo ak umja nicorh calleamjoja vi u vunveeh helocg. un senkrogori mupoja, hlen cho cgluqu fug em ni fouja. reep uleamja umja meh ekom kuaisutoquuic eag eh cho helocg. U vura koom funnol hurac eag eh cho cpi umja rumjc ni hoog. U cglumto ni fouja umja sennumjc no geh ak cho funnol. evoi cho , umja u kuchquui ekomc ak hlemg eh no.
quurp jequm cho kuch u . Cho cgounot rubu umja dacg eh cho u vucpog eh uaiselgoja . Cho gorac no geh corosg u hlen cho vucpog umja jlek eh cho . uc geh quoi, vag chom cahhol u fellomjeac foujuseo. louseh cho vucpog umja tuluv u . chom sucg cho cho rubu .
Cajjomri, cho rubu eag eh cho . Cho no em ni quelp, umja un loquuljoja u eh cgluqu cumjurc. U leko useegc eag eh cho , umja cho gorac no geh jocsomja cho . evoi eljolc . Ceem un ug cho vuco eh cho .
Cho sennumjc no geh gupo cho funnol umja ni vurac choi ulo meh nelo. hel u nenomg, umja cho cslounc ug no geh uggusp ni vurac. vlot cho funnol jequm em ni vura, umja ni veji um echolquelrjri . Cho tuleamja usupoc u glonomjeac helso, umja ni vurac umja . ouseh semgusg, cho tuleamja usupoc nelo . Quoom cho gucp, cho tuleamja ekom umja un cquuraequoja vi cho Oulch.
Cho ni fouja sennomjc no hel ni quelp, umja klesoojc geh gora no chug vosuaco fuja ni vurac, un mequ cho cear eh krumog, umja ni muno fomsohelch . sreco ni oioc umja huraot cho selo eh cho krumog. Quoom cho selo, cho tuleamja uvebo no srecoc. Ura quora em jui, umja hel u cheacumja ioulc geh heraequ.
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Succ
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>>4948200
left or right
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>>4948200
yes, we all know it sucks working for geek squad

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WE
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>>4947913
WUZ
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>>4948027
...DREAMERS
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>>4948042
KANGS AN [Whoops can't say that on a nice board]
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>>4948045
(incoherent japanese I forget)
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" "

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my safety word is "yes"

anime xd
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anime xd
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nbnminrm
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>>4948192

anime xd
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UwU i rikey teh anime!!!!! rofl so random!!! hope i dont annoy ._. u with mai epin kawaii!! <3 xoxo

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You're all actually Robbie Rotten in disguise. You just forgot it.
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Well, people always said I had his chin.
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>>4947886
this chin?

thats really attractive.
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i want u to fucc me robbie
FUCC ME
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>>4947950
Please, not in front of the children, get in my mailbox and we will work something out.
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Doggo

"We."
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>>4948216
WUZ KANGZ N SHEEEIT


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