What I get up to with my pets in the sanctity of my own home should not get dictated by participants uninvolved
>>12735354The hypocrisy is hilarious.
Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger
>>12735354
>>12735354>I always find it amusing how people are horrified by bestiality but not by having immense facilities for the murder and butchering of thousands of animals for consumption.>I know you can't compare the 'need' to consume meat with sexual depravity, but both ultimately objectify animals out of selfishness.
>>12736313
tfw u smoke the anime girl weedYour fortune: Reply hazy, try again
>>12736111blissful if hote grillers. id be their friend and they could trample me sometimes with boots
>>12736117<3
>>12736121>drawing lame with huge saggy titswtf...
>>12734823anime girl weed turns you into a tranny
>>12736121this is worse than when they suddenly add carrots and honey to the recipe you are following
your posts arent interesting or funny or clever or original so just shut up and suck my penis. suck it and thank me for letting u suck it and call me master do it now
my thread is:interesting becaus i wonder if ull suck my penis (u will)funny because its funny how pathetic u all areclever because i am clever at least compared to u stupidoriginal because my thread is original
why is my penis still unsucked
>>12736323no... ... .. .. . . . . not at all m'y dear....... ..... still not
>>12736325you néed to flip thé blue switch before, read thé manual dumbass
>>12736316they do and u will suck it >>12736320be content with sucking my pp HAH>>12736322NO dubs...>>12736327what is this super mario worlddubs and u all start sucking right nowYour fortune: Godly Luck
What came first, chicken or egg
>>12736165very sexual police officeryou wouldn't have sexo with her because you're afraid of authorityYour fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger
>>12736174>>12736174I am a fast learner
>>12736089what did came first the cock or the sharp spike on your ass ...sexuals
>>12736191Usually when people are afraid of authority, they overvalue fairness and individuality in lieu of laws or factsYour fortune: Reply hazy, try again
chicken
my imaginary big boobsyour imaginary big boobs...its all... its all... ah— ahh! no.. no way..!
>>12736153you don't know the dangers of going out unwatched
>>12735456Girls are gross lol
>>12735456Boobs are disgusting
>>12735456i like big breasts, i also like them to be slightly saggy, i like them to be soft and to jiggle and bounce with movement, i like it when they play with them, and when they knead and lick them, and also when they bite the nipples
>>12736163he is weak, he offers no protection
just like me fr fr
What do you write?
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Most writers are self destructive and mostly it's from alcoholism Writing in itself is a neurotic hobby nay; need for cerebral peopleYour fortune: （ ´_ゝ`）ﾌｰﾝ
In order to be a good writer you need to stick to the vision of your writing and intent and if need be make it digestible now pardon me I need to black outYour fortune: （ ´_ゝ`）ﾌｰﾝ
White snowflakes keep falling but they melt right away oh snow, why can't you stay?I didn't stay I left her I was so wrong realised too late it was love all along
>>12736215What they don't tell you is, that you can love another. It's literally up to you no lol
https://youtu.be/s-U1UgbiDUU?si=1y__xmiXW9OHNege:(Your fortune: Better not tell you now
>>12736226Oh
>>12736232It's kinda like children you can always have more. Only your own heart and morality limits you... That is, if you are a man.
>>12736235Thank you for your good advice I will move on and love someone else one day
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>>12734292My posts never make it into the newspaper...
>>12735344how is she so fucking hote
>>12735288dubsYour fortune: Outlook good
>>12734292my meme made it in!Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail
this is nice papier i read it thank you
whats something you envy about the opposite gender?
>>12735433(1/2)I. CHEMICAL DOSING STRATEGYPHASE 1: THE GROWTH BLAST (MONTHS 1-6)• ESTRADIOL VALERATE (EV): 12mg every 5 days (IM Injection).• HGH (PHARM GRADE): 3iu daily, split into 1iu x 3 doses (07:00, 13:00, 22:00).• METOCLOPRAMIDE: 30mg nightly (30 min before bed).• P5P (ACTIVE B6): 200mg every morning.• PROGESTERONE (OIL): 400mg nightly (Cycle Days 14-28 only).PHASE 2: THE HARDENING TAPER (MONTHS 7-9)• EV TAPER: Month 7: 8mg / Month 8: 4mg / Month 9: 2mg (Every 5 days).• HGH MAINTENANCE: 1iu daily (AM).• METO TAPER: Reduce by 10mg every 2 weeks until zero.• PROGESTERONE: 400mg nightly (Cycle Days 14-28).PHASE 3: THE FERTILITY PCT (MONTH 10)Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>12735440(2/2)IV. MEDICAL SAFETY MARKERS (EVERY 60 DAYS)• COAGULATION: D-Dimer & PT/INR (Monitors clotting risk from 12mg EV).• METABOLIC: HbA1c & Fasting Insulin (Monitors HGH-induced resistance).• HORMONAL: Prolactin (Target: 80-100 ng/mL).• LIVER/KIDNEY: AST, ALT, GFR, BUN.V. DAILY EXECUTION LOG (PHASE 1)• 07:00: 1iu HGH (Fasted) + 200mg P5P + 5g Fish Oil.• 08:30: First Meal (High Protein/Fat).• 13:00: 1iu HGH (Away from carbs).• 19:00: 12mg EV Injection (Every 5th day).• 20:00: Final Meal (High Fat/Collagen).• 22:00: 1iu HGH + 30mg Metoclopramide + 400mg Progesterone (If on cycle).VI. SUCCESS INDICATORSComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>12728399dubsYour fortune: Bad Luck
>>12728466dubsYour fortune: Good news will come to you by mail
>>12735896>>12736219thanks for all your hard work
im going to a job interview soon and i just realized that i am not prepared at all im too used to being asked to work at different places i dont remember the last time when ive searched for a job myself what the hell am i going to do
:/
>>12735533yepi will prepare for that job interview now
>>12735466dubsYour fortune: Good Luck
>>12735500dubsYour fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger
>>12735458You have to show them you are not cringe and not gay that's basically it
I want to die but I think suicide is gay so I'm stuck living here upvote if u agree chathttps://youtu.be/V8iei_qhe70?si=vgUAQdKf8dknEbgOYour fortune: Excellent Luck
>>12736196Hello I love flan chan :>Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger
>>12736196Why would you want to do something like that I mean like none of my anime niggas think suicide is cool we actually think it's pretty lame and for cucks (Also you have to assume I've typed lol in here a few times but I deleted them)
>>12736204This is pretty cringe ngl I'm gonna deleteNothing personally tbh
>>12736196>poop or chocolate
go gambling
>>12734859but i'm red-suede-fabric-phobic sorryyyyyy guyssss :-[
>>12734802aw, dang it!
>>12734811dubsYour fortune: Good news will come to you by mail
>>12734822dubsYour fortune: Very Bad Luck
Oh god oh god oh god, do I hit or do I stay?!?!
Why hasn't Spongebob been boiling in a pot of shit anymore?
>>12735971And cum*cant forget the cum
We cannot coexist with the left.
>>12735981Let the hate flow through you, let it mould you, change you
violence requiredYour fortune: Excellent Luck
>>12736169me when I hit 100% aggression
>>12736169https://youtu.be/1VTaQgWOV0o?si=AgBQYgDEoqGAM1CZ
>>12736185Incels afraid of authority: strike backhttps://youtu.be/Tz1LzML0K24Your fortune: （ ´_ゝ`）ﾌｰﾝ
can one of you guys appear at my door and murder me like right now please
>>12735906are you there yet>>12735910that would be niceYour fortune: Excellent Luck
>>12735868If you really wanted this you'd post your address.
>>12735868Okay I'll bring you a bunch of crows and throw them at you. That's what to murder someone means right?
>>12735868Yeah post your address
>>12735868i don't wonder why women femsplain privacy to meYour fortune: Reply hazy, try again
