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Oh, anon, you like my butt, don't you? Don't think I don't notice you staring, you perv! I tell you what, if you lay on your back, I'll let you see my ass. Sound good? Alright, lay down! Hehe, good boy... Okay, I'm gonna take my skirt and panties off now!
Like what you see? I bet you do. Lemme spread it so you can see my butthole. Really cute, isn't it? I bet you're rock hard right now, aren't you? Well, how about this?
>sits on your face
Can you see it real nice now? Don't even think of trying to push me off, or I'll smash your balls like walnuts! Haha, is it stinky? I haven't showered today at all, I bet it smells. Oh, speaking of smells....
>BRRRAAAAAAAPPPPPPP
Haha, that was a good one! Awww, do you not like that? Come on now, you were obsessing over my ass just minutes ago, what's wrong?
>BBBLLLAAARRRRTTTTT
Ooooh~, that one sounded a bit wet. Getting moist down there? Oh, jeez, they reek! I hope you can breathe well enough, wouldn't want you passing out on me!
>PPPBTBTBTBTBT
Hahaha, keep sniffing them! Oh my God, I'm so wet right now. l hope you don't mind if I start touching myself. Ahhh~ your breath feels so nice on my pussy. How about you start eating me out! You better do it, or your balls are gonna be mashed potatoes! Mmmmnnnn, that's right...
>BRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPP
Ahhhhnnn~! It feels so good! Mmmmf, fuck! Smell my stinky farts you sicko!
>Pffffttttttt
Uh oh, I think there's more than farts in there! I hope you're ready for a nice meal. Ah ah ah, no getting up mister! I may not look very strong, but you better believe I'll turn your balls into baby food if you don't eat up my filth!
>CCRAAACKLE

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Okay, you posted it again, here's someone acknowledging your existence
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>>5928825
this is not what the my wife dog represents
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>>5928829
ty

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This board is a Yuji Sakai operation to send encrypted messages hidden in anime and absurd images to Yuji Sakai and Yuji Sakai around the world.
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>>5927855
literally the honest irrefutable truth lole!!!!!

Your fortune: Godly Luck
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>>5927855
I'm Yuji Sakai

I'm

Yuji

Sakai

10 karobits of information have been encrypted with this post
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>>5928791
WHAT
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>>5928796
LOLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

15 Karobits of information have been encrypted with this post
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>>5928800
AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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LOLE!
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>>5926531
Why are you posting pictures of my wife
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>>5928766
Why are you posting dubs

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck
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>>5928770
answer my question
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>>5928772
no LOLE!!!!!

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger
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>>5928777
great trips but never post my wife again thanks

Here in my mom's basement. Just got this new gaming rig.
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>>5928708
You're in denial, Jonathan
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>>5928712
>Jonathan
gay asse name lole
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>>5928713
I think it's fun to address people here by random names, because odds are if i do it enough i'll randomly guess it right and that guy is going freak the fuck out
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>>5928720
das gud enuff odds to keep trying imo
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>>5928726
Thanks, I will Terry.

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this is nice futa!
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>>5928222
nice trips but traps are hes
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here comes da boi
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>>5928209
No doubt about it. She's fucked. No way she can go to her friends tomorrow and say something like, "we just slept in the same bed!" The penis literally went in her ass and came out her mouth. Congrats on being embarrassed for the rest of the semester, you'll eternally be known as the one girl who literally got fucked.
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>>5928279
She's been dicked, banged, funneled crucified, t-boned, wet-williy'd, splashed, fucked and pounded.

Any questions?
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>>5928194
That's hot

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If you post lonng enough (100) posts u'll eventually get trips
Never give up hope lole
This is me sad right now because I don't have a bucci to smile at :):(:)

Your fortune: Average Luck
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>>5928671
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>>5928714
Lole but baby y but I'll do whatever you like look like it all vegetables for me :)

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Well, [s4s]?
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>>5927559
10 cocains i s alot for ur heart bud i dink we cud git r dun if u knoe wot i meen
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>>5927563
Stop spreading to so many threads
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>>5927578
Trust me you want as much exposure as you can get
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>>5927559
Is that a cowe butte i see
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>>5927559
ahhh le butte!

Superdoggy teaching the dumb frog a lesson.
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>>5928545
.......................... CCCCCAAAAAAARRRRRRRLLLLLLOOOOOOOSSSSSSSSSSSSS
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delet frog
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>>5926504
>>5927204
>>5928465
>>5928501
>>5928504
>>5928522
>>5928528
ah-bloo-bloo
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>>5928638
ah-bloo-bloo

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Abobo
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Abobo
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Abobo
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bober
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Abobo
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Abobo

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Saddam Hussein
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utiopia . . .
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SMROAUGE
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sticky fingy minky
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saddam come home . . .
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>>5928023
This board is supposed to be art you pleb

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imdb top 250

Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail
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>>5928621
xddddddddd apocalypse now is the best mission
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>>5928626
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Anyone who runs is a V.C.
Any one who stands still is a well-disciplined V.C.
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An introduction.
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>>5928145
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA yeah
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>>5926424
Its coo
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N-mOgRw9ozA
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>>5928368
Goo shi
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>>5927972
This is hilarious

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*knock knock*
"hey yo, neighbor, give us each a cup of your
finest white flour and a mocha latte"
"NOW"
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>>5927862
das all u got for a bober?
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>>5927862
no trespassing
no solicitors
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>>5927866
good doubl;e
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>>5927877
speak for yoreslef!!
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space is big

Your fortune: ( ´_ゝ`)フーン
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>>5927658

if your semen got succed into a black hole would you still be a virgin? asking for a fren
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>>5927797
Don't worry, you'll always be a virgin.
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space is scare
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>>5928433
nice dubs fren
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just like my dick LMAO

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>>>/bant/2548499
/bant/ is being rude and not checking my dubs
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>>5928499
Well I just checked your dubs so you need to do me a favor in return.
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>>5928491
Wow you got dubs?
You must be very proud of yourself
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>>5928508
an what favor might'st thou ask in return of a valiant wagecuck warrior such as meself?!?
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>>5928546
not him but do us all a favor and have a great day
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