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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=awK4bMjbV8o

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Ihy1TGnqEw

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m6O7XJZWfuQ
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>>11766541
Wish.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w5xdc5g1xXo

Your fortune: Average Luck
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Last one.
Like a Drug
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ANCyy2AIDzM

Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again
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Okay last one for real.
Distance
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EmiUc4RAlk4

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck
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>>11766703
a cock edit would be pretty funny

"Great party, isn't it?"
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>>>/x/
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>>11765953
>>>/pol/
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the shining is really some cryptic esoteric shit. like a wild fever dream (nightmare) on,, existance? or something else
i dont think its like any of the other kubrik movies and the same "logic" doesnt apply

Post jerkoff anthems
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oRdxUFDoQe0
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GMezwtB1oCU
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https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=tTbglsNi5xA&pp=ygUic3Ryb2tpbmcgaXQgY2xhcmVuY2UgY2FydGVyIGx5cmljcw%3D%3D

Your fortune: Godly Luck
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wh0iHYMPa5s

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“Not everyone who says to me, ‘Lord, Lord,’ will enter the kingdom of heaven, but only the one who does the will of my Father who is in heaven. Many will say to me on that day, ‘Lord, Lord, did we not prophesy in your name and in your name drive out demons and in your name perform many miracles?’ Then I will tell them plainly, ‘I never knew you. Away from me, you evildoers'
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lame is a whore
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>>11766717

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger
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>BE GOD
>TELL PEOPLE TO RESPECT AUTHORITY
>INSPIRE REVOLUTION
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>>11766718
Sorely disappointed this didn't segue into advocating human-whale sex

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I just had one of the greasiest, most disgusting shits of my life. You know the kind, the one where, no matter how much you wipe, the shit just doesn't go away. I used up a whole 2 rolls of toilet paper and had to flush the toilet 3 times to stop it from overflowing with shitty toilet paper. Furthermore, I was unable to remove the remaining shit from under my nails, so I'm just going to have to suck my fingers until the taste goes away.
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Should have put 4 fingers in either side and PUSHED
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>>11766325
what kind of toilet you got where you can flush two rolls of paper and a shit with just three flushes

jashin sings the meme song.
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>>11765489
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>>11766231
you're so beautiful I love you
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>>11765462
I'm gonna cum
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>>11765462
hm. Are we speaking of the Elegy or the Aika, my love?
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>>11766449
神保町哀歌

Your fortune: Average Luck

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i'm aware of top kek but what is bottom kek
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taco kid
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>>11766604
some1s gonna be mad XD

Your fortune: Bad Luck
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>>11766596
i am bottom, kek
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>>11766612
lol #metoo #norusselsimmons

Your fortune: キタ━━━━━━(゚∀゚)━━━━━━ !!!!
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>>11766596
the other half of the kek sandwich

GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT
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>>11766888
https://youtu.be/sv4QqHLwuLc?si=C1B6NhdQ8c_4bSNm

DUBS

Your fortune: ( ´_ゝ`)フーン
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>>11766888
did you know that this repeating integer is associated with christ the redeemer, as in after he's done being the second coming of jesus christ, once he's done beating satan's ass and saved all the souls of the world?

if you planned on sniping these trips, you would have spammed BE FRUITFUL AND MULTIPLY instead

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when i am bored i go to shodan and look at people on unsecured cameras

Your fortune: キタ━━━━━━(゚∀゚)━━━━━━ !!!!
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i like it most when you can move the cameras around and its funny to lock onto someone
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how?
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>>11766555
trips of truth, you got a point there
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>>11766555
man, you're splitting hairs over the most benign shit
who gives a fuck
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>>11766519
It's all fun and games until they stare straight back at you.

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>game has gay ppl
>all the gay ppl do is pretend to be gay so they can get juicy str8 sex

game is rigged

Your fortune: Bad Luck
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>>11766213
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I love and appreciate you seuss
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>>11766439
dressing up the ASIAN GORL geimu

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck

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Remember when setting a homepage to your internet browser was a thing? Like as soon as you opened your browser it would automatically go to your favorite website? Holy shit, time actually changes things. So fucking weird..
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it was so cool to have an ugly ass website. we didn't even say things like ui or ux or whatever i never saw that anywhere until like 5 years ago we just made a website and there was no competition to make it over the top because nobody was ever going to load anything that wasn't smol

like my chocobo fanfiction page for instance okay im going all out here but i had a magic chocobo gif, a background of clouds and about 15 paragraphs worth of text.
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>>11766036
you can still do that. i just set it to www.google.com for two reasons, it actually is one of my favorite websites, and if i set to boards.4chan.org/s4s/catalog, i might run into some naked anime girle in public
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don't believe me? here you fucking go. it took like 3 clicks in the settings
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>>11766747
charge your phone yuji

Your fortune: Good Luck
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i am literally doing that right now and always have been.

what do you mean "was a thing" as if it's no longer?

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SHES GOT A GUN
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she gonn eat it?
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>>11766853
no there is fish for dinners
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>>11766857
woah look at that rice-mountain!

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The newest micker update is hogging system memory ...
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unfortunately micker is proprietary shitware so bloat is guaranteed...
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fat miku
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>>11766097
im so glad shes not brown

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Me refusing to acknowledge that brownoids are people.
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>>>/pol/
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FAQ man

Your fortune: Godly Luck
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>>11766540
Haha you're fukkin' brown
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>>11765656
it's cause they aren't people, they are slaves and coons and nappy headed hoes
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>>11766545
Nigochi...

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the farm life is hard

Your fortune: Average Luck
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>>11765775
Nigger, don't pretend to be racist. You're an antiwhite tranny faggot. AI will save the White race from Hollywood's kikery!
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>>11765419
I'd rather live on a farm
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this image is not artificial intelligence-generated
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>>11765419
MIKU AI!!!!!!!
now we need a eltingville ai

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck
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miker tough farmer wife


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