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this is johnny, from the johnny game series
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Cool.

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck
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>>6230413
this is the people johnny lives with
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johnny
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>>6230417
kim kardashains artwork
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>>6231047
no its kubus

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the conservative gril

Your fortune: Bad Luck
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>>6231916
*blocks your path*
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>>6231916
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>>6231916
>>6231954
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6VbH0D9mLEY
kleers = catfish posts
sam = users who don't like catfish

Your fortune: Good Luck
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>>6231965
catfish and g8r are so cute and so r U

Your fortune: Average Luck
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>>6232054
g8r plays football and punches alligators in the face
shts berzerker

How many Yuji Sakai?
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It's difficult to overstate my satisfaction.
It's what I was waiting for my entire life. Although the door is still opening slowly, I can sense it. I know I have already won. All that remains is to grab the prize.
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idk but its probably a cool digit like 55
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>>6232055
dubs
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>>6232055
WHAT THE FUG DO YOU MEAN BY THAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I KNOW WHAT YOU MEAN BY THAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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>>6232060
It's difficult to overstate my satisfaction.
It's what I was waiting for my entire life. Although the door is still opening slowly, I can sense it. I know I have already won. All that remains is to grab the prize.

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nojya nojya~
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>>6232031
hai
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>>6232031
we alll know u made this th
>>6232037
o u didnt tho

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[s4s]? do you read me? listen, I don't have much time, but I have to get this out there - ]you have been lied to this whole time. I've seen things. Things that changed my're whole perspective. I have come to realise that the spikeman... did nothing wrong. Yosho is simply using his mind manipulation to make us think he is the good guy! also- hey, its Yosho! YOSHO WHAT ARE YOU-

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AHHHHHHHHH YOSHO'S GONNA KILL M-

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA
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>>6231203
Yuji Sakai (Genius)
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spikeman was before his time
he will return when the world is right.

Your fortune: Godly Luck
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>>6231992
WOAH

WOAH


LOLE!!!!


WOAH

"Your fortune: Godly Luck"


....LOLE!!!!!!!

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>>6232013
X (Doubt)
(Reddit spacing)
:^)

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Name a time that you were Yuji Sakai
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>>6231216
when i dropped my mcmuffin
i failed
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>>6231404
"lole"
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>>6231404
rofl.mao
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there is only one Yuji Sakai, and he is my're friend

Your fortune: Bad Luck

the
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her
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wide
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stoma
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gaping
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anime

post memes you like
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bump for more relatable memes
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>>6231989
i can really relate to these memes
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haha

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Everything is fine :^)
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>>6231871
Hello, God!
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>>6231825
are u sure.. ?
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>>6231873
if ur a void worshipper like u claim to be then u should not have replied to this thread. you are sinning to your own god.
"..." is the creed of void
"BARK BARK BARK" is our creed, the creed of Chaos
because we realize
that no matter how hard we bark
the universe stays serene and silent
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yuji sakai is a anagram for kami-sama i mean think about it
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>>6231990
Thanks for acknowledging the fact that OP has scientifically been proven to be an actual, literal, unironic God.

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Just (You) and me [s4s]
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>>6230324
oh helll no
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>>6230324
what's in the cawfee?
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>>6228355
a girl walks into your house at 12:30 in the afternoon in cargo shorts and a pink tank top and you don't think nothing of it? how did she look? were her nipples perky? how long was she there? TWO HOURS? ARE YOU STUPID? SHE IS DEFINITELY CHEATING
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>>6231445
some tasty cream lol
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>>6231956
WHAT DO YOU MEAN

>Be me
>6th Grade,autistic
>go to class early,nobodys there yet.
AUTISM ENGAGED
>Take down as many fucking chairs I can
>some guy in my class comes in
>”anon,why are you taking down The chairs?”
Eventually,more people come and tell me and 2 other people to stop and come out
>gets annoying,agree and come out leaving No evidence I was there.
A teacher comes and some people are still in there,they’re busted for being in there without a teacher.
>Nobody suspects me
>mfw I get of scot-free
>mfw a autistic thing I do every day got others in trouble
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>>6231226
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>>6231111
Woow night! :)
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>>6230974
greater than be me
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>>6231909
ye
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*chases u on foote*

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>be me, 13 (around 5 years ago)
>first day of high school
>see a group of kids under a tree
So I decided to try be a normie and go over and say hello, boy was i wrong lol
>the kids didnt say anything to me or try engage in conversation
>i waited for someone to say hello but as just standing there quietly
>some of them look at me awkwardly
This is basically peak chad behavior btw, girls love them strong and silient
>eventually some kid asks "who invinted you"?
>i try to come up with a repy
>say "Nobody"
>then leave and go cry by myself
and the rest is history lol
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>>6231010

Hey friend!
You've made a cool post there, and let me say I think it's just fantastic that you're putting your words on [s4s]. That said, there are a couple small ways that you could improve your post:

1: Who are you quoting?
The citizens of [s4s] hold themselves to a high standard of posting, so when you quote someone, we enjoy hearing whose thoughts you've borrowed.

2: Do you have a grooming guide for mustaches?
Who hasn't had the experience of carefully tending a beautiful mustache, only to have your friends and family tell you it's just too wide? In your future posts, you should consider addressing this issue.

3: Check your privilege
In today's society, many of us have a good deal of unearned privilege because of the color of our skin or sexual preferences. Have you considered the advantage you reap by being in the majority? If not,
you should reflect upon this before posting to [s4s].
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>>6231240
>mfw his whole post is quote
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>be me
>namefigs on s4s
>get bullied for thinking I'm special
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>>6231260
who is this? reveal ur name
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>>6231255
who are you quoting?

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Eh? You've never seen a pair of breasts before? And you're HOW old?! J-Jeez! Ahahahah! W-Well, we'd better fix that, then! Just close your eyes for a sec, aaaaaaand...

HERE! BOING!

AHAHAHAHA! You should have seen the look on your face! J-Jeez, anon! Th-Th-They're just sacks of fat on my chest, ya know! Do they really excite you THAT much?! G-Get a look at this, then! See how they bounce up and down! Jiggle jiggle! I-I bet you want to squeeze them too, don't you, Mr. Perverted Virginboy Anon?! G-Go right ahead! Honk these honkin' honkers as much as you want! Take your time! Heck, s-suck on 'em too! I know you really want to~! Just be careful; my nipples are super hard right now! C-Can't imagine whyyyy...~!

I-I-I-I-I-I bet you wanna see my vagina too! You pervert! W-W-Well, we're already this far! Might as well! I'm not wearing p-panties anyway!

S-S-S-So, what do you think? ...Well, I guess that ragin' 'rection in your pants answers THAT question! HAHAHAHAHA! Y-Y-You're such a pathetic pervert, anon! I-I-I-I bet it's the first one you've seen since you slid out of your mother's! L-L-Look how wet it is, too! Jeezums fucking Crikes, it's so fucking wet! I-I've never seen it this wet before! Look what you're doing to me, you freaking pervert! Y-You sure know how to make a girl all hot and bothered! Oh, lordy! Christ-on-a-stick! You'd better take some responsibility for this! A-After all, when it's this wet, it's much easier to cram something up there! And I'm leaking like a freaking sieve here! You'd better p-p-p-plug it up RIGHT NOW!
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>>6230765
is not triple
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>>6230774
¤;( sade
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>>6230782
it ok friend
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>>6229688
DOREMIPOSTERS ARE IRRELEVANT
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thanks you kogoso

Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail

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>>6229819
I can drive semis I drive about 6 different trucks I'm not assigned one single truck but mostly I do flatbeds stay tuned I'm getting ready to post a 2018 model 10 wheeler flatbed brand-spanking-new that I'm going to be driving
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>>6230073
TACO KID TACO KID
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>THIS IS ME DELIVERING GOKDS TO MARKET
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>>6230805
this is me bringing both trailers home after a job
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Fuck Taco kid


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