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stop with this gross butt hypnosis crap

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>>12050115
vomiting
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anal sex only lover

Your fortune: Average Luck
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>>12050139
reverse vomiting
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>>12050141
Mai Shiranui

Your fortune: Better not tell you now
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>>12050107
the mean ones just miss the point

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>>12049584
https://voca.ro/1e1lFEmg1xk1
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>>12049610
maad city
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Your fortune: Godly Luck
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nQItpaPqacw

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are u telling me a lo fried that mein?

Your fortune: Average Luck
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this one time I ordered general tsos chicken and my cousin bullied me he said I thought we were getting real Chinese food and then he ordered the lo mein

Your fortune: Outlook good
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fried noodles
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This image looks cool and I just thought everyone should know.
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>>12050153
What is it?
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>>12050026
Sounds like a real bastard tbh
Go kick his ass

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Butts
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>>12050140
That's where the poop comes from, don't it?

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger

Revelation 12:9
King James Version
9 And the great dragon was cast out, that old serpent, called the Devil, and Satan, which deceiveth the whole world: he was cast out into the earth, and his angels were cast out with him.

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I've been developing vision problems lately and I'm wondering if I have some wild underlying neurological disorder or brain tumor that's inevitably going to kill me

Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again
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>>12049767
Overweight?
Diabetes screws with your eyes so does high blood pressure. Get checked friend, vision is important
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>>12049949
Yup. I'm setting up a bunch of appointments (psychiatry, primary care, optometrist, ophthalmologist, dentist) because I've been neglecting my health for too long.

Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail
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>>12049949
>>12049997
Not overweight currently, but I was for a few years in my adolescence. There's medical history for diabeetus in my family too.

Your fortune: Outlook good
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>>12049767
I started getting vision problems as well, back in 2015 when I was teenager. I started having double vision and I couldn’t see shit unless I closed one eye lol. Had to have two surgeries to fix it. I was obese at the time and they said that may have caused it. Either that or an acne medicine I was prescribed. The latter is their primary theory. I’ve since lost 130 pounds but I’m still scared that it will happen again
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>>12049997
Ophthalmologist and optometrist are redundant. The ophthalmologist does everything and optometrist does during a checkup except sell you glasses, and they're a doctor. Also zenni will save you hundreds on glasses.

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get home see this wat do

Your fortune: Excellent Luck
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>>12049537
lol i meant *prayed... but you get the point
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>>12049140
eat her cookie
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>>12049537
/s4s/ needs to be hidden board again...
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>>12049656
I always knew about s4s. /qa/ getting pwned is the only reason I ever came here
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>>12049160
You think? Those don't look gluten free. She's trying to kill me.

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Scat porn
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>>12049865
fuck i meant to type Scatporn

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger
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>>12049865
>Scat porn
Why are the hottest, most passable women, shitting themselves on camera?

Your fortune: キタ━━━━━━(゚∀゚)━━━━━━ !!!!
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>>12049865
It's a fuck shit stack
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>>12049865
https://youtu.be/Hy8kmNEo1i8?feature=shared

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lol
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anine dance
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To fall in love is to create a religion that has a fallible god
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lole
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>>12049989
you're insane.

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger
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>>12050133
I am going to put a psychosis inducing amount of acid in your breakfast

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Oh my, this is quite a pleasant board it seems.
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>>12049088
You got some stupendous digits there, Sir!

>>12049236
Why, if it isn't dear Anonymous! Surelly i can perform that in your great presence
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>>12049236
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>>12049327
Michievous
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>>12049317
Ena I want to lick your taint
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>>12049327
stupid german

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Spelndid edition

Previous /fumo/: >>12023727 (inu didn't get the yous ;_;)
/fumo/ on /jp/: >>>/jp/48571769 (soon needs new threade)
The /fumo/ strawpoll (very important): https://strawpoll.com/QrgewLlp2yp
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>>12048888
Greetings. My name is Patrick Bateman, and I have contacted you for important matters.

I have taken notice to your post. It is of high quality™, but it's not the contents of the post that I'm interested by, it's the post-number.

Your post-number is unlike any other that I've ever seen. It is unique, as no other will ever obtain your distinct strand of numbers, but that is not the only unique thing about it.

Look at the numbers at the very end. Take a close look at them, and you might even realize it, too. Your post-number has ended in repeating digits, that is why I am contacting you.

I don't want to seem like a bother, as I understand that you're very busy crafting hundreds of quality™ posts such as the one I am replying to, but this is a matter more important than posts. It's a matter of life and death.

Here on [s4s], it is the most important rule of all that repeating digits much be checked and kek'd, that is why I am contacting you. I am here to check and kek your repeating digits, for it is a matter of religious importance.

So, after all this patience and discussion, I will now check your repeating digits. Here I go: #Checked


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>>12049339
thanks for all your hard work

Your fortune: Bad Luck
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>>12049330
/jp/-tan fumo would be so epic!
I would bounce it and make a webm for all of you!
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>>12035105
cirno ironically to smart
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>>12047486
>>12047643
This is my le movie list lole

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this board is completely pozzed
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I think my father is unbearably lonely

There is a quiet echo that seems to follow along behind him

Dragged like a prison ball chained to his ankle, or maybe

That's just me projecting, maybe I'm the prison ball

Opening my mouth and hoping the right words will fall out before I close it again

The words that will align my father and I so we won't have to work so hard to translate what one another says
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Every single s4s native is either a pedophile a tranny or a homosexual or some mixture of those 3 things
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you mean cancer? like posting stuff that in your headcanon is part of the board but everyonelse thinks it doesnt belong?
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politics isn't esfores culture
porn isn't esfores culture
namefigging and attention whoring isn't esfores culture
doxxing isn't efores culture
simple as

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it's even WORSE than a secret radio
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>>12043699
unchecked doubles on page 10!
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THEN WHO WAS HELICOPTER?

Your fortune: Excellent Luck
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>>12050080
prolly eric clapton
https://youtu.be/Wtij9_fLhKA?feature=shared
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https://www.fox5dc.com/news/dc-plane-crash-search-12-victims-continues-officials-begin-removing-debris-from-potomac.amp

12 victims remain missing. unrecovered.

Your fortune: Bad Luck
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https://www.newsnationnow.com/video/stunned-if-helicopter-pilots-wore-night-vision-goggles-ex-military-pilot-morning-in-america/10416527/

Your fortune: Better not tell you now


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