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The first time I saw this it legit took me like 5 minutes to get it then I realized noone wants to set next to him because he has cancer.
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>>7628850
Jesus, won't you fucking whistle something but the past and done?
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Imagine wanting someone to sit next to you on the bus
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Okay so, Judy is a capitalist and John is a Marxist.

Judy says, "Wojack... he should be happier, we have to do more for him. Maybe we'll throw him a party!"

John says, "Wojack is a pussy! He should be happy he even has a job! Look at him, crying and shit by the window!"

Judy and John are sitting NEXT to each other, while Wojack, the primary idea, is alone!

Your fortune: Better not tell you now
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>>7628877
deubble deubss

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OUT OF YOUR FRIENDS
WHICH ARE YOU?
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furthest left
5th row down
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joey or phoebe everyone else is ross

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seriously, you post the same shit non-stop. does it ever get old? explain your logic or lack there of.
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>>7627993
>>7627991
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>>7627777
souptime
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>>7625298
*chewing off my paw*
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>>7627868

Is this.... True

I have my DMV on-the-road driving test today.
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Good luck, Anonymous.
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>>7628695
I failed mine twice. Kind of gave up after that.
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>>7628695
good luck

Your fortune: Average Luck
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>>7628695
ITT anone dies in a car wreck

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le King
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<Messy bedroom
<Anime shirt
<Short shorts.

Yep, gonna have to go with "yikes" on this one, bud.
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>>7628711
It’s messi because there’s an open suitcase full of girl clothes on the floor
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>>7628844
Don't leave your fag bag open, son. It makes me uncomfortable.
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>>7628856
You won’t like what’s in my fag briefcase then

I am the epitome of beauty, like an alien transforming itself into an effeminate medieval barbarian prince. My pure intellect transcends that of any physical earthly life form I have ever graced with interaction with myself. My personality is an intoxicating addicting substance that inferiors cannot resist but to indulge in and emulate at any opportunity. I have a large penis and if I was born before the industrial revolution, I would have surely been immortalized as a deity in the minds of the masses, although I soon anticipate the same thing to take place even in our modern times.
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>>7628204
howdie
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>>7627647
LOAL..........
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>>7627536
Actually playing the vn finally.. Kinda was discouraged to after learning that Ayu's ending was basically the same as the animes', but I'm glad I'm getting to it. It feels even more nostalgic somehow.. Idk, I'm not used to playing vn's tbh
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>>7627536
Why did you just describe me?
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>>7627536
Thank you, your holiness. Awesome speech.

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lets draw nice thing(s) together thread

http://pixelzone.io/?p=-2444,2409,8
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>>7626676
ty whoever helped, looks nice
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>>7619600
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I'm pretty sure someone hanged the purple girl
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BUMP
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>>7619600

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people always say help me i failed life life but noone ever helps them
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>>7627380
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the time is near
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>>7628378

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YUJI SAKAI!!!
YOU SUCCEEDED LIFE!
YOU WON!
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he has won
now he will retire to his yacht
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He has won... or has he?
His happiness is in a different castle!!

Your fortune: Average Luck
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>>7627977
dubs confirmm, you win!
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>>7627971
do girls truly like headpats!????
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>>7627971

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hey guys i like salt on my pizza
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not even that weird tbqh

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*shitposts at night*
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im on the mooooooooooonnnnnn
how am i spose
whoyt do i doooooooo
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>>7628570
quite the right time, 1am, m'day

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h is for happy :^)
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>>7628792
>>7628794
>>7628797
You did it!

https://i.pomf.fun/mgqcr1.mp3

Your fortune: Good Luck
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>>7628799
>>7628801
FUCK YOU
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>>7628815
dont cry chemo boy have a snacke

I'm trying to get myself on the NSA watchlist because I'm lonely and want my own personal NSA agent constantly observing my webcam to feel less alone.

Today I typed "helicopter los angeles destroy with rocket launcher where to purchase darknet reality not joke" on google. Should that do the trick?

Also holy shit, you ever lived in central LA? The noise pollution is unreal. Apocalypse-tier.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sGl1fOsVWIw
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oh shameless mind of mine, how can you wander so boldly to thoughts unthinkable

Your fortune: Godly Luck
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If you gonna get swatted, get loads of locks fitted, make the door look solid like fort knox

Then leave the door unlocked, sit back, and enjoy
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>>7628793
or just open the door in bathrobe with a cup of tea in hand and say "yaranaika?"
https://youtu.be/pEE5TYzjG0k

Your fortune: Bad Luck
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if you take everything in humor you have nothing to fear, fear is ignorance

Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again
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If someone would want to understand a painting, would they look at it under a microscope or take a few steps back and take it in as a whole? If you look too close, lines seem out of place and shapes don't make sense. But how do you explain that to an ant?

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Kira I didn't sleep well
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KIRA it`s time for lunch
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damn I'm out of creamer
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>it looks like it smells like heaven :)

if someone said that in reference to your butthole how would you feel?

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It snows.
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>>7628735
I bet it smells quite nice and feels so good. Probably has a sweet salty taste as well if you guys know what I mean.
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>>7628772
The poop or the pee?
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>>7628780
Pee.
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>>7628729
impressive, very nice
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>>7628780



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