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You can break a man's legs, or you can teach a man to fish.
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i think I'm seeing things again
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>>7408554
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lole
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You can bring a man to water but you can’t make him fish.
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>>7408554
you can break a mans legs, but you can never break his spirit
https://youtu.be/_9J8ccza1OI

Your fortune: Average Luck

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Need memes
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Well tough luck, NERD
memes are gay

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Who/Why/What/Where/When?

Eduoard Musbodijk
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>>7409498
me, dunno, human?, here, now
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him, idk, human, there, later
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>>7409523

Your fortune: Better not tell you now

le winter millenom girl
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le winter mil
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lenom girl
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>>7408777
three same numbers!
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>>7409121
le winter millenom girl
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>>7409455
two same numbers!

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Monday's Asian Gorl thread!

Today, Asian Gorl is tending to her business matters around the city with pronounced grace and gentility! First: the bank. She must make a cash deposit; school will be starting soon and she'll need the money in the account for when she hits the bursar! Secondly, a trip to the bakery. Asian Gorl just loves sweets (her sweet tooth is probably too big...)! I think she'll buy some chocolate mousse! I wish I had a piece of that myself!

https://idontknow.moe/files/ttzhl.mp3

Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail
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On the way home from her errands, Asian Gorl seems content! Excited even! She's going to give seuss the business! No ifs, ands or buts about it! Shuffling through the train cars, she's politely given a seat by a gentleman... (well let's say gentleman) disembarking! As she flitters through her phone, she comes across very distressing information. seuss has been texting her all day. Where has she even been? Of course seuss love Asian Gorl, he's been trying to reach her all day! She'd been so caught up in her heady conviction she'd forgot the most important thing about love: it's contagious!

https://idontknow.moe/files/aiqmvp.mp3

Your fortune: ( ´_ゝ`)フーン
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Got a new book from the library excited to start reading it but it's too dark out now
Can always start it tomorrow
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>>7408610
Tomorrow is always a good place to start!

Did you know, seuss has memories that don't exist! A school playground. A relationship with Asian Gorl, a balmy, yellow sunset silhouetting her face! Homework which is overdue, her smile and graceful laughter. Who put these memories in my head!? They feel like they've been there for so long! seuss has contracted psychic Pokerus, he's got false memories!

Or maybe someone else's memories!

https://idontknow.moe/files/dwrcbz.mp3

Your fortune: Good Luck
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>>7408620
who is asian gorl?
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>>7408646
It could be... probably, maybe, Jennifer!

Or Bao-wen. Maybe her name is Seol, or Shiita; Irene, or Laverne, Christine or Maxine, Stephanie or Kiara...

It doesn't strike me as the least bit surprising that you'd ask something like this! In fact most people have a knack for kicking others when they're down.

Your fortune: Godly Luck

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every person i make friends with who comes from this site is a fucking lunatic.
so whats wrong with all you people?
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>>7409405
not this board, this site
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I know I'm not right in the head but please post more shiros minecraft
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>>7409416
That's what my supervisor said when I asked him if my house was Radioactive
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>>7409416
why would you want to be friends with anyone in this site outside of this board lole
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>>7409078
sanity is overrated, think of the sane people like men waddling in a pool of blood with buckets on their heads, they may be calm and behave in dignified manner but that is only due to their blessed ignorance

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Your fortune: Godly Luck
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why she wear that
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Stop giving me weird fetishes.
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would be a lot cuter on azu-nyan tbh

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>be me
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>>7407565
who quote?
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>>7408564
the voices in his head
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>cabin sketch

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le monke
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classic fucking classic
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le mumke >>7409157
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>>7409164
What are you some kind of immortal
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>>7409141

poopoo peepee now mommy has to change me

poopoo peepee now mommy has to change me!

POOPOO PEEPEE NOW MOMMY HAS TO CHANGE ME

POOOPOOO PEEPEEEEEE NOW MOMMY HAS TO! CHANGE! ME!

POOOOOOOOPOOOOOOOOOO PEEEEEEEEPEEEEEEEEEEE CHANGE ME NOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWW MOMMMYYYYYYYY AAAAAHHHHHHHH AHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH AHHHHHHHH

CHANGE ME

NOW

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https://discord.gg/hTNB7B

Thank You for joining!

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iam drinking koohii after like 5-6 months of not drinking cawfee and i gotta say it pretty eric and wanted to tell everybody
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without cream btw
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BUT with sugar
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just finished it very cool experience overall
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>>7409475
strong but sweet like kawaii tomoyo-chan
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>>7409488
nice and sweet there dubs fren

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*ᶠᵃᵖˢ ʸᵒᵘʳ ᵇᵉᵖᶦˢ*
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>>7407319
bepin
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>>7407424
is this a micker porn thread now
cause i have some micker porn
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>>7406840
if my gf had a penis I would sUCK it all day. i'd quit my job and just suck that girl penis 23 hours of the day not just suck it but deepthroat it too i'd let that femdong tickle my tonsils and explode in my esophagus and i'd jerk myself off while doing it. that's the best feeling in the world when ur succin ur girl off and then u both cum at the same time (I imagine)
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>>7407319
pepis
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>>7408555
trips, nice
unchecked on page 10, not nice

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God I wish that were me
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>>7408487
Me likey you ;3
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>>7408494
It's going to cost you at least $600
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poopoo peepee now mommy has to change me

poopoo peepee now mommy has to change me!

POOPOO PEEPEE NOW MOMMY HAS TO CHANGE ME

POOOPOOO PEEPEEEEEE NOW MOMMY HAS TO! CHANGE! ME!

POOOOOOOOPOOOOOOOOOO PEEEEEEEEPEEEEEEEEEEE CHANGE ME NOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWW MOMMMYYYYYYYY AAAAAHHHHHHHH AHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH AHHHHHHHH

CHANGE ME

NOW

POO

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>>7408501
Can I pay you in tisses?
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>>7408147

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rode to the mall and got a powerade while i was there i bumped into some old friends from high school then i rode to the waterfront and saw a bunch of people having some classic car thing they all had old school ford gts so i cruised around aimlessly there for a while to see what was going on after that i rode home stopping on the way to grab a red bull and drink it now i'm back and my face and arms are pink with sun burn
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Dude, it's December. Where the fugg do you live, Brazil?
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>>7409389
Stop reading at Powerade to tell everybody that I could really go for a blue Powerade right now that's Arctic Mist I think is the flavor and like could you imagine drinking a bottle of Arctic Mist well if you did it might look something like this and then I just imagined myself drinking a blue Powerade and I can imagine myself tasting it right now it's a really Pleasant memory thanks anyway I'm going to finish reading your story just wanted to let you know
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>>7409421
australia
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>>7409389
good blog post sounds comfy

Roll me a joint like this and I’ll be your bff
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>>7408407
Who is that on your drugs?
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>>7408407
god i wish that were me
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>>7408407
basing friendships on drugs shiggydiggydoo etc
nice joint though
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>>7408407
Hello my Roma bretheren. This is nice j.
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>>7408525
Same

>be me
>8th grade
>see 8/10 cutie 3.14
>develop major crush on her
>we have like 4/7 classes together
>fuckyes.jpeg
>don’t have balls to ask her out
>eventually she gets into our friend circle
>we start talking
>hellyea.wav
>decide to ask her out before winter break
>get courage to ask
>before I ask, she starts talking about her boyfriend
>she talks about how he grabbed her boob while watching a movie
>she was cool wit it

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Did you see that Family Guy just did a pepe joke?
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>>7409392
Pic related
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>>7409438
Who is "that family guy"?
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