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Hello, I was wondering if anyone could help me get into the darkest part of the deep web. :D
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>>11647031
Do you know any active chans that have traffic?
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>>11646760
you know what would have been funnier if you actually looked up the you-know-what-kind of porn and showed us the results. like you typed in scat dirty that kind of dirty illegal porno that you'd just look up even though the guy only mildly suggested regular porn. but you would attempt to find the you-know-what-kind of porn and screencapped that instead comprendé?
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>>11647025
some ISPs straight up block your connection the moment they detect you're attempting to get on i2p. the reason is that i2p is so untraceable they'd rather cut you off instead of bothering with keeping track of you while you're on there
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>>11647521
Hello Mr.Humour223
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>>11647526
MMMMMMMMMMMMMOMMY HELEN! MOMMY HELEN MOMMY HELEN MOMMY HELEN MOMMY HELEN

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KTCbDTa4JYY
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bUlnxdf0lI4&t=10s

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hey the pron spammherst is gone :)
for now at least...
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such nice anglel

Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again
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>>11646504
Don't worry, he'll be back.
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>>11647119
doot doot lole
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>>11646504
don't announce it
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when he reads this thread, he will have two options
1: accept defeat, and realise he can't keep spamming forever, and that bearies will continue long after he stops
2: begin spamming again in defiance of this thread's message, forcing himself to keep going just to prove a point that will ultimately end in failure anyway

I LOVE spammers so much because they are slaves to their own ego
they have to keep work work working otherwise they have to admit to themselves they failed
it's a painful struggle that exists entirely in the mind of the spammer, they cause their own suffering LOL

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an armored vehicle was fired upon and set ablaze. . . Amidst the smoking, smoldering wreck, wriggled a sliming meat squirmer. There he lay, writhing and breathing, oozing and yelling, wheezing and screaming. . . We all know; it’s self evident, I might add; we are all aware his body was not meant to be a charred squirming husk -- an ooey-gooey mess. None knew better than him, of course. Do not be like the meat squirmer, as your body is a cluster of cells to be cherished and upheld in pristine dignity -- bones in tact, cartilage, tendons and all -- everything that resides inside Spaceship You. With that, I say stay inside my love, of course. . . Drink sugar free Red Bull, or what have you, in perfect seclusion. Stay inside, my little treasure. . . Stay inside
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>>11647321
1: a man's home is his castle
2: a castle's function is protection against attack by an external enemy
3: a man's home is traveling around the sun at about 30 km/s
4: while in his home a man is moving at about 30 km/s
5: a home is on the ground
6: a thing that moves with people inside of it, is on the ground (i.e. not flying, hovering or traveling on or through the water) and has the function of protecting the people inside of it from attack by an external enemy (as opposed to, for instance, directly engaging an enemy combatant) is an armored personnel carrier

therefore, a man's home is an armored personnel carrier
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good to know [esforce] is doomsday prepping for world war weeb =^~^=v
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>>11647345
anyways I'll just
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this is quite disturbing, my love
if you live in the kind of place where armoured vehicles are set ablaze, being in your home won't suffice for safety
you should flee the country
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I shall choose to flee existence, for I am the spirit and the flesh is merely a meaty unarmored vehicle

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wtf deeremi
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what if doremi was a deer
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doremi acting a donkey ^_^
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>>11647380
Why is she blushing?
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>>11647387
thats what happens when u act a donkey ^_^
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Doremi is my dear friend

Fun fact: chinks are illiterate. They just draw these little squiggly lines everywhere and pretend that it's a real language.
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>>11646244
unchecked doubles on the last page!
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Cocaine Cola
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fake as hell language they're making it up as they go
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>>11647081
はい
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>>11647081
>progressing further into the void of social construct that is time.

>be muh america piece of shidddd
>lost & sinking with a dwindling language
>declare to everyone online SUBS>DUBS
>listen to K-Pop 2 fit in
>forget favorite radio station number
>sitting in drive thru trying to remember all of my order
>"Welcome to shitty rice kung-poa day old cat mixed w/ cow from mexico orange wok chiken express, wut UU have order prease."
>shout "Learn american dumb Jap!"
>"Oh and I would have number 4, #6, #2, number..."
>suddenly remember favorite radio station!
>"...Your NOW DIALED 2EW!!1 ONE HUNDRED & EIGHT POiNT SiXxX The BURBZ Fa-Fa-Fa-FAAaaVOURITE BLACKED MAGA MUSIC BOPPERZZ!!
>immediately [SLEEPER AGENT SEQUENCE INITIALIZING...]

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YOU DON'T FUCKING KNOW YOU WEREN'T FUCKING THERE LOSER!
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>>11647485
what happen after three banana???

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I noticed you don't spend a lot of time thinking about interracial sxe.

Your fortune: Good Luck
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if that's OK with you...
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the Newjeannies have the best music of the 20's easily
https://youtu.be/uONSk48LW1A?si=iKxpkg6q-tjAQUNj
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>>11646151
hey seuss nice lightbulb where'd you get it the lightbulb store hehe gottem
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>>11646151
akira #1
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>>11647341
bro is drinking rolling rock!

>>11647347
Akira! The one thing trannies fear..

Your fortune: Good Luck

The pill of shame. For when you eat so poorly that mere pepto bismol doesn't cut it and total bowel shutdown is the only option.
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https://voca.ro/1eV9NcQaYJJw

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heres a picture of my cat rupert, you may have seen around here before! hes 3 years and 10 months old now!
here he is laying on my table hes been going to lots of random spots recently
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I like the gato, he's a cute lad. Makes me smile :)
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I rember when he was just a little babby :3
So le cute
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i like him
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rupert thread <3
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thnx me 2
>>11647244
nice pur dubs

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le froge

spongebob boiling in a pot of shit
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tummy full of beans
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>>11647214
I can't imagine doing the jiracken thing 24/7, those clothes are niche expensive and not easy to get and they get dirty and worn doing normal everyday things cus they're not meant to be worn everyday
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>>11647270
Jirackens often manufacture their own clothing so cost is of little concern for them.
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>>11647270
all this just to advertise how rapable they are to older men
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>>11647328
i think God should kill you
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insted tummy full ov muh diCckk

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are drugs bad for you
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>>11646761
magick seconds before posting on [s4s]
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>>11646587
why dont you go outside and actually try these things
theres a time and a place and people are always around
if your head is wrong people will let you know
>>11646761
as long as you know everyone can tell and it puts you at a different tier of human depending on how high you are, your motivations for using, and how connected to reality you are. people just wont wanna be around you. but it doesnt matter cause youre high. alcohol works like this too but everyone does it and everyone follows and upholds the same social rules. thats why you should really just stick to alcohol
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>>11646532
yes c:
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ok im done with drugs forever im too scared now
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>>11646532
yeah there's no substance that causes tolerance that you can safely use forever

Your fortune: Excellent Luck

You do not want to be here

Your fortune: Average Luck
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>>11647437
yeah, i wanna be in bed with tsurubo shion from jo1. look at how cute he is, wouldn't you wanna sleep with him too?
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>>11647446
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GMqlmMDJxJQ
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AND YET HERE I AM AND HERE ARE YOU, TOO!
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>>11647451
https://youtu.be/KVTu1DNNBkI?si=NRnzt1pOu7FF8Cld
i love shion hes so talentef and lovely :(


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