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>>98706696That's pathetic, Anon. Clearly they should take the crippled dreadnought and simply fill its interior with so much ejaculate that the corpse of the pilot is slowly drowned in spunk which is only indicated by the helpless twitching of the robot's limbs.I expect better from you.
>pedo stops posting>Fag startsThis has very distinctly happened at least twice now
>>98706674I did worse than panic buy I went into an LGS to pick an item up off marketplace, and pity bought a box of boyz
>>98706725Pretty sure the normal raptors sprue also comes with the night lords bits, just not the jump lord.
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The /btg/ is dead! Long live the /btg/!Nobody was cooking so here's Katejina Liao editionPrevious: >>98684373>BattleTech Introductory Guide & PDFshttps://battletech.com/qsr/>Rookie Guideshttps://tinyurl com/ydtr589ehttps://pastebin.com/HZvGKuGxhttps://files.catbox.moe/l1gjfi.jpg>Sarna.net – BattleTech WikiComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>98705838I'm sure it will be back eventually, but right now none are being produced since that Comstar pack got discontinued
Do gyrojet rifles shoot rocket propelled slugs or are they loaded with explosives along with the propellant?
>>98706569Explosive, though IIRC the IRL ones were slugs.
>>98705815Point was that it doesn't roll off the tongue well. Ivory Raptor is already five syllables, Ivory Velociraptor is eight syllables. After all all the names are just shit like Cloud Cobra or Jade Falcon, not Cloud King Cobra or Jade Peregrine Falcon.
>>987066376 syllables seems to be the max one can get away with.
Nostalgia EditionPrevious: >>98695060>Newshttps://magic.wizards.com/en/news/announcements/commander-banned-and-restricted-february-9-2026https://magic.wizards.com/en/news/announcements/commander-brackets-beta-update-february-9-2026>Current Banlisthttps://magic.wizards.com/en/banned-restricted-list#commander-banned>Bracket Informationhttps://files.catbox.moe/4tbvzw.pnghttps://files.catbox.moe/r62yfy.pngComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>98706673Then why would it having a toughness of 1 (because of the -1/-1 effect) let the 1 damage it took destroy it?
>>98706699>Yeah hence me admitting to being retarded and doing it wrong, anon.
>>98706702Because I was retarded and thought "huh well timestamp rule is a thing, so it's "essentially" a 2/1 due to the 1 damage then -1 toughness kills it". See >>98706699
>>98706640>>98706675Pic related for you>>98706679He's a chubby autist who kind of looks like Adam from YMS.>>98706646It isn't. Screwed means you're missing land drops or don't have access to your colors. Being flooded means you keep drawing lands. You would ALWAYS rather be digging for lands than having nothing but lands and nothing to cast. Outside of white draw is everywhere in this game. If you're behind on lands or just otherwise behind the curve your deck plays on, you can dig yourself out by spending what you do have on draw. If you're a fucking retard and put 42 lands in your deck because Youtubers told you it was the mathematically optimal number to play (completely ignoring additional draws by the way), you will end up in situations where you draw, land, pass, because your top 4 cards on deck are lands and you have no way to dig through them to actual spells
Ugin (Any PW) On T3
With how Warhammer 40,000 was a satrical black comedy (the original concept of 1st Edition Warhammer 40,000) , do you play your 40k RPGs such as Dark Heresy like Paranoia where anything can happen because the game master thought it would be funny?
>>98706386It takes basically no time at all to make a replacement paranoia character. It takes too fucking long to make a DH character.
>>98706610Right, and I thought that the Warhammer /40,000 setting who has a literal god of madness (Tzeentch) would be suitable for people in TTRPG who want to kick back as GMs and just have fun with the players in funny (if you like black comedy) ways.
It's Da PDF Share Thread!STEP 0:<----- That image is not a PDF, it's an image, at least for now. Check the 4plebs link below to find the PDF.PLEASE READ DA FAQ BEFORE REQUESTING OR SHARING.It will answer 99% of your questions about this thread. If you haven't read it, we will know.STEP 1:Please exhibit good manners. Threads start sliding off the board after a certain number of posts. More posts wasted on being rude means fewer posts available for sharing.STEP 2:Please Ctrl + F this thread and all of the previous threads that have not yet been 404ed before making a request to make sure said request hasn't already been fulfilled.STEP 3:Request, share, stay awesome!Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
Re-requesting Transdimensional Turtles Redux. A few threads back, someone said they had it but had to check their files. If said person is reading this, please provide.If anyone else has it, please also provide. Thanks.
Does anyone have the Celtic Cyclopedia for Fate of the Norns to share, please?Thank you.
>>98706448g0f1le /d/zTtkEgB1
>>98697441Looking for the King John sourcebook for the Baron's War
>>98706587>CC+FotNThank you kindly, anon!
Tepok edition>Previously, in the Mortal Realms>>98701186>Official AoS website:https://www.ageofsigmar.com>Downloads, Rules Errata, and FAQs:https://www.warhammer-community.com/warhammer-age-of-sigmar-downloads/>Toolshttps://runebrush.pa-sy.com/warscroll/https://lordbaconbane.github.io/aoswarscrollcreator/Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>98706559At the front by all the yugioh and pokemon shit near self checkout 2. Here's the codes for anons who wanna shoot for this. I'll say there was like 10 million dupes of the rifle guy and banner guy. I don't think I even saw the Witch Hunter in the 2 boxes they had.Brother BeliasNG1 26146Colour Bearer BrigsonNG1 26133Kenzo, the Drake BladeComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>98706583NTA, but I might swing by and look for some. Didn't know it was gonna be at Target.
>>98706506>>98706546Has GW even announced that they're available? I don't remember seeing anything about it.
>>98706614They have not, I literally just saw a post online and double checked target, called em first and they said they didnt have em since the system still has the space marines. I live across from one so I just popped over and bam there it is. They had 2 of the cases worth. (so like 16 total?) Like I said per the numbers I don't think I saw the wizard or the witch hunter so you could just get fucked.
>>98706583Have to try this tomorrow. Hopefully scalper fags don't give a shit.
I have never seen this shit matter in any game that has it.
>>98704299How many times do you need to be told the dm decides the outcome of your check?Even following your logic you need to roll the dice first.In a scenario with no abstraction it just means you are expected to fully role play the failed check. It shouldnt be hard, you are really good at presenting terrible arguments.
>>98705517He's never actually played the games he's complaining about, it's pointless to keep replying to him. He's either a troll or clinically dumb.
>>98704299Fuck, I understand you are a troll roleplaying a moron. But you have me fascinated with the idea of a human being that cannot comprehend the concept of intent or separate it from outcome. Its like those theories about some African languages not containing words for maintenance or future. If you are real you should donate whatever you have in place of a brain to science.
>>98705517How many times do you need to be told the DM needs to know what you said to decide the outcome of your check? And likewise you need to know what the NPC tells you in order to respond.Otherwise you get retarded shit.
>>98706684>Uh, I'm gonna roll to tell the bandit he should be my slave!>No, that's retarded, he'd never agree to it.>Okay, you're right. I'm going to lie to him, and tell him we're broke. We've been in the woods for 2 weeks and all our wealth is in gems, I feel like we look like filthy peasants so he probably won't be able to tell.>Alright, roll persuade, I'll set the DC to fifteen.There, boom, conversation abstracted. Super easy. That's how you play the game. I know this seems super foreign to you, never having played the game, but this is how many social challenges occur at most tables.>Inb4 NO THATS WRONG THAT DOESNT WORK THATS NOT ALLOWED
Regrettable purchases, bad dming, bad conduct in the LGS.Anything related to /tg/.We all suffer together.
>>98702912I never, ever statted my enemies pre-session. I made up their HP values and skills on the fly and balanced battles around specific gimmicks like a certain spell I liked the look of that day.
>>98702912I specifically play with a group of players who all share my fetish and we routinely engage in said fetish during our games (but we're all online and it's over text so it's much less awkward)
>>98704649Iktfb I always hate the ai suggestions, but it's great to brainstorm because there's some feedback
>>98706336I worry it is dumbing me down, but my creativity is so numbed anyway that I don't know what difference it makes.
>>98702912I bought Savage Worlds when it was on sale, and after grappling with the grapple rules, I switched systems.I still have to organize my google drive of pirated games that I read but don't play.I keep on planning new campaigns and procrastinating on my existing one.
are these the worst models games workshop has ever made?
>>98706483I mean you wouldn't want to sculpt a beard on them, it'd be braids. They're a unit of valayan dwarfs, be weird if it was five dudes.But yes I agree heads are the worst part. The named female foot hero has plaits and works just fine. One of the better sculpts out of the reveal honestly.
>>98706329the swapped heads are a big improvement but theres just something off about the bodies too. It looks like they got saggy tits with those breastplates and the head wraps are too thick making it look like neck flab.
>>98706549Agreed on the head wraps looking retarded. Shame too cause fat valayan ladies with braids looking like Brünnhilde would be kino
>>98704536>Warhammer Fantasy never at any point was anything but profitableWe literally have statements directly from the mouths of GW employees like Rick Priestley (creator of Fantasy and 40k) that Fantasy was a failure monetarily for most of its lifespan and the company was entirely held up by 40k sales even as far back as Rogue Trader.
>>98694555If it wasn't for the Desolation Squad, these would be the worst guns I've ever seen in warhammer.
Zero edition>Banshttps://magic.wizards.com/en/news/announcements/banned-and-restricted-august-10-2026>NewsThe Pro Tour and Magic Spotlight Series in 2026:https://www.magic.gg/news/the-pro-tour-and-magic-spotlight-series-in-2026Metagame Mentor: The Final Four Standard Regional Championships of Early 2026:https://www.magic.gg/news/metagame-mentor-the-final-four-standard-regional-championships-of-early-2026>Spoilershttp://www.magicspoiler.com/https://mythicspoiler.com/Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>98704842The problem with micro-formats like this is that people can never agree when the cutoff should be. For example a while ago I was brainstorming 'High School' which is similar to your format but ends with Theros block; i.e anything that had its first printing in M15 onward is not legal. For example in yours I might question why Sneak Attack, S&T, Wasteland, then Lotus Petal and Chrome Mox but not SSG.The other problem is that you need to be a big Youtuber with a bunch of retards eating out of your hand to get any kind of traction for your homebrew format.
>>98706156Magic Godzilla sets have historically been bad, so I can understand being wary of that. Magic Wakanda sets have historically been good, and while they were all pre Current Year brainrot it should still be worth a cautious look.>>98706207nuPhyrexia was a mistake.
what was the most powerful set released in standard rn? Duskmourn?
>>98706698Probably Bloomburrow off Mighty Mouse and Stormchaser's talent.
talmbout mighty mouse?
>What is Exalted?An epic high-flying role-playing game about reborn god-heroes in a world that turned on them.Start here:http://theonyxpath.com/category/worlds/exalted/>That sounds cool, how can I get into it?Read the 3e core book (link below). For mechanics of the old edition, play this tutorial:http://mengtzu.github.io/exalted/sakuya.htmlIt'll get you familiar with most of the mechanics.>Gosh that was fun. How do I find a group?Roll20 and the Game Finder General here on /tg/. good luck>Resources for Third Edition>3E Core and Splatshttps://www.mediafire.com/folder/b54o6teut3fx6/Exalted_3eComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>98705129This is a completely stupid line of reasoning.
>>98705781It made the American obesity rates drop nearly 3%, ozempic put obesity firmly in the "treatable disease" camp, it is even affecting how Americans consume goods.
>>98704163>What sub-genres or influences do you think Exalted should lean more towards or take less from?I think it should lean more wuxia and less swords and sorcery. Wuxia makes the assumption that there is a thriving world of martial artists and people who can fight, which Exalted benefited from in 2e but lost in 3e. Sword and sorcery really likes the idea of unique cultures and places to explore with a heroic PC, but through the lens of Exalted pushing those ideas creates a rather flat world, overloaded with extraneous information and missing the key details you need to make things stand out. Mostly, the problem with pushing S&S in Exalted is that the marketing sells the Exalted as more powerful than anything else, so it doesn't matter where you go or how interesting the people are because you'll trample them all underfoot anyway. It just makes interestingly-colored splatter rather than a world worth engaging with. I think 1e is the right amount of anime, 2e is a touch too much, Essence is way too much, and 3e is too little.Xianxia. Maybe. A bit.It would probably not be a bad idea to take the some of their traditional side-paths that can scale up into Exalted along with the idea that those side-paths are actually viable pursuits to be exploring while you cultivate/grow. Alchemy and formations and talismans and acupuncture and whatever else taken to extremes by cultivator/exalted magic. We have sorcery and martial arts as similar kinds of secondary arts already, and I don't think it would be bad to introduce more of that kind of cross-splat-but-relevant-to-Exalted stuff.I think Dynasts could stand to be more xianxia-style clannish, and for that to spread into the Threshold. Yes, xianxia clans are meme level assholes but for gameplay purposes the main takeaway is that they involve small and straightforward family structures that reward playing into them. Your parents avenging you as a threat is almost unheard of in Exalted but would be cool if true.
>>98704163I think using realms instead of numbered essence levels would be a good idea. Sue me, but I think it'd help if instead of people saying 'Solar beats up 5 Dragonblood' we could have some nuance and understanding that people with different levels of experience have different levels of power, so that 'E2/essence refining solar beats E5/nascent soul dragonblood' or whatever silly names you want to put on it that can make differences like that more clear and matter more. This idea is quite a lot more questionable I will admit.I don't think we need more powerful realms where your power level is basically reset (we basically already have them) or sects or arbitrary power level multiplication every time you wipe your ass or ascend to a new stage of enlightenment (at least, more than we already have) or different styles of cultivating or really any of the more esoteric shit that tends to come into cultivation stories once you're past the murim/wuxia stage, any ideas from beyond the first two or three realms of most xianxia, but there is some stuff worth taking. As I said, what I really want is for Exalted to lean more towards wuxia.
"After all these years, they still search" edition>What is this?/TG/ DEVELOPED A GAMEIT IS PLAYABLE. IT HAS BEEN PLAYED.EXPEDITION is a ~1880s era, Jules Verne-inspired retro-futurist, underground blood soaked adventurescape.It is a Skirmish wargame. Two players with their own expeditions, on a hexgrid map, explore & fight each other for victory and profit.3 versions of the rules exist, 2 of which have been playtested. The main one is 2e, to be found :>https://www.mediafire.com/folder/us7vnek39dc6k/AgarthaRulesas with maps, tokens and lore resources.>TL;DR Dochttps://docs.google.com/document/d/1LxdaGoBlJRTMuziMDupG5TeeFwNDnsIW2pfaRAcFDgA>Main Lore Doc, including links to anon-written short stories and additional lore in "Recommended..." sectionComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>98700276I like this image, very much so.A dark part of my mind is already imagining faction-specific formations too like the Saur Scale line.
>>98702607This one is incredible. > picrel2 more units for the Exile's horde. I imagine an Atlan Phalanx is much smaller than its Surface counterpart, and 200 would probably be the roof for that faction's unit. Shield (dx) would be the standard rule for simply saving that many models whenever you take casualties from infantry & cav, but not Mechanized or Artillery (or anything bigger). Other Atlan units like the Immortal would also get Armour (dx) which applies to all sources. I think these would be applied after all attack rolls from the same action are done, unless special rules are involved, so if a Colonial unit attacks while in Line formation, it attacks 1+RoF, say its Training is 6 and it rolls 3,1,6,9, so remove the 9, total 10 casualties, and its Morale rule tells it to double all casualties, that goes to 20. Saves applies last, and the Reclaimer is at top morale too, so it rolls a d10, rolling a 4. The unit goes from 200 to 184, and must test Discipline or go down a Morale level (because it lost more than 10 men in a single shot).The Deepfolks Warband would probably be a skirmisher unit, using its huge bonus to movement when its in bad morale to move out, reform, then come back. No matter what it'll never do that much damage.
>>98704963What's going on with the anime-pose minotaur on the Atlan flag? It's quite strikng.
>>98705724>anime-pose minotaurLol, its the classical one, just, smashed up by paint 3d. As for the symbol itself I didn't put too much thought into it, there was the Titking = Minotaur thing from Atlan anon long ago, and Reclaimers would be a newer corp of infantry, founded after the King's takeover, so them keeping the symbol even in exile makes some sense.
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>>98700087Honestly I think I may just need to fuck around with dice more in general. Get back into yahtzee or something. Dice are cool.
>>98665856ive thought about it before, actuallyI think good-aligned fey fits pretty well. Immortal, plenty of skills, some sneaky/detection SLAs, a few magical defenses. Summons celestial reindeer with overland flight. Bag(s) of holding, obviously.
I hate that so many celestials are furry.I've decided that from now on, in my games, my angels are all going to be hot girls like they used to be in MTG when MTG was cool.and all that animal stuff, also using MTG to fix - its going to be like Umbra enchantments. So when you meet a hound archon she is a sexy barbarian type girl with a big sword, you only know she is a hound archon because when she fights you, a phantom of a wolf head briefly manifests out of her body and bites you.On a related note - would a hound archon called with Planar Ally line of spells grant a discount for its service if you gave it a cloak made of out of bargheist fur?>>98687468>>98687929Pro tip:>Breed>Force your kids to play your game with you> by your homebrew rules> tell everyone its to teach them math and develop social skills> Get them to drag their school mates in> Give them marks for learning the rulesComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>98706185>I hate that so many celestials are furry.>I've decided that from now on, in my games, my angels are all going to be hot girls like they used to be in MTG when MTG was cool.>and all that animal stuff, also using MTG to fix - its going to be like Umbra enchantments. So when you meet a hound archon she is a sexy barbarian type girl with a big sword, you only know she is a hound archon because when she fights you, a phantom of a wolf head briefly manifests out of her body and bites you.
>>98706185Your solution to too many things being furry is... to make them people in animal costumes? Do you hear yourself?
Beholder Edition>2024 Core Rulebookshttps://mega(dot)nz/folder/d2ohSCSL#5HnqSMJncr9Queh8KDzbSQ>2024 Official free ruleshttps://www.dndbeyond.com/sources/dnd/free-rules>2014 Official Free Ruleshttps://www.dndbeyond.com/sources/dnd/basic-rules-2014>2024 UAhttps://www.dndbeyond.com/sources/dnd/ua>2014 Erratahttps://dnd.wizards.com/dndstudioblog/sage-advice-book-updatesComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>98705685>Let's see Paul Allen's barbarian build
>>98704990Warrior. Experts are good at filling holes in the party skillset, but between the cleric and wizard, it feels like most of the non-combat stuff would end up being off-loaded to a NPC, which is not great.
>>98706291The Cleric would also be playing the sidekick, just as a simplified version of a character. Though now she wants to play both a Cleric and a Bard.
>>98706094Yeah, I know. I'm just getting back in after a long hiatus, and it just felt weird that they'd departed so much from the literal ur-Barbarian, is all.
>>98705027That isn't quite true. In 3.5e, where that pic is from Small is 2-4 feet tall, Medium is 4-8 feet tall, Large is 8-16 feet tall, and Huge is 16-32 feet tall. In 5e the size categories are not rigidly defined by height, only by map squares area on a horizontal plane. Small and Medium both occupy 1 5x5 map square, Large occupy a 10x10 area (4 map squares), Huge a 15x15 (9 map squares) and Gargantuan a 20x20 (or 16 map squares). You are right the dragons are mislabeled though. The Small is actually a Medium (being around 7-8 feet tall), the Medium is a Large (being around two men high or 11-12 feet tall), the Large is also a Large (being two and a half men tall, or 15ish), and the Huge is a Huge.>but what about horsesA lot of creatures in D&D are not the right size category by the definition. Horses should be medium in both 3.X and 5e, but get boosted because of the way mounts work.
