This game had such a kino setting. What is a good system to play a kung-fu RPG that involves a lot of punching?
>>97351199>gotta defend these threads for a completely unrelated reasonFor fuck's sake. DUDE. I AM BEING DEAD SERIOUS. You need mental assistance. This isn't some conspiracy. I'm defending the thread because it's on-topic. I have no ulterior motive other than to unravel why idiots like you are such spergs when you see an Xbox logo
>>97351222>It seems your sex is dumbass.
>>97342554>go outside>punch someoneyou are now playing a game that involves a lot of punching
>>97353860Based Freebase enjoyer.
>>97353860Some anons may sperg about the mechanics not being well defined
>>97355003They had to stop playing politics when Blair also fucked over domestic manufacturing but was mega popular. Theyd never shit on Keir either.
>>97330401I will gladly visit the new warhammer world as long as it's confirmed I don't have to give my last 5 years of email addresses, phone numbers, driving license, fingerprint, retina scan, sperm sample, and god knows what else just to get in your godforsaken country
>>97355209Mate just get a couple of spray tans and come over on a boat from france, we'll put you up in a hotel for free and if you accidentally rape anyone you'll get off with a stern talking to.
>>97333003Great, tell that to all the people we are forcibly deporting, it would make my job much easier.
>>97340555that would be TDRS
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What the fuck is happening
>>97358199Its a private discussion amongst frens.
>>97358193>it's this meme againYawn, get some new material
>>97353763What id ogryn waifu?
Knees vs Vents
>Man, Elf, DwarfTo this day, it's the most kino fantasy party.
Not even closeTrue answer (chads only)>hobbit>hobbit>hobbit>hobbit
>>97334943This couldn't be more performative.
>>97334359No. The most kino party is any that sits on the spectrum between full human and full dwarf. Less kino is adding in some mix of gnomes, halflings, giant, or celestial. Then you get closer to the bottom for each furry/edgelord option added.Wildcards are goblins, kobolds, and RP hardmodes like Kenku or Lizardfolk
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Keep going edition >Previous Heresy: >>97332279>HH 3.0 - Complete gofile - All Books:https://gofile.io/d/cnJk0N>Titanicus Compendiumshttps://gofile.io/d/qdYzem>New Edition, to a great wailing and gnashing of teeth:https://www.warhammer-community.com/en-gb/setting/warhammer-the-horus-heresy/>Official FAQ/Errata/Downloads:https://www.warhammer-community.com/en-gb/downloads/warhammer-the-horus-heresy/>Thread FAQ (very old, remembers Age of Terra)https://pastebin.com/iUqNrrA8Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>97358371No, because thats really stupid. Theyve had damage systems before in other games (like Fantasy) for ages. Damage is fine. Instant death is a simplistic rule that works "okay" in a game with lots of different statlines and threats, it does not work in a game about 99% mirror matches, because exceptions stick out far too much and the weapons that do it are far too good.
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>>97358371>a lesser system?The current damage system is superior to the old instant death system, with or without brutal. It has areas where you can consider it detrimental/silly (characters surviving a power fist/lascannon), but that is a tiny price to pay for not having t5 be the measure of godhood and lascannons being useless against dreadnoughts. Its a system that allows for (and this is something they, to their credit, DID use) a variety of relevant statlines and threats, rather than just the one size fits all of the lascannon. It allows for weapons that are good against elite infantry, even multiple wound infantry, without being tank destroyers (autocannons, disintegrators) and it allows for big durable things to be chunked rather than being oneshot OR nearly invincible (which improved how dreads and vehicles work now).Custodes arent cancer any more, brutes and automata arent cancer any more, land speeders arent cancer any more.
>>97357637The only think knights foisted was the stupid fleur de lis. Trim has been present for such a long time
>>97358335>the binary nature of that rule was bullshitThe binary nature of that rule meant both lowly power fist Sergeants and paragon blade Praetors needed to get lucky only once. Ain't that a proper game of chance...
Is anyone else far more interested in hearing more of Katsuhiro's story than whatever Dorn and Guilliman are doing during the scouring? I want more lore focused on the everyday mortals of the imperium.
>>97352628You want to hear more about an advert designed to boost the sale of a product? Why not make it up a story in your head, like they do? They will make up shit to sell their stuff, then retcon it to sell another bunch of stuff. None of it is real anon. It can be whatever you want it to be.
>>97352628Is he ar honoboru bushido warrior fromu Nihon planetaru degozaru?
The series should have just been about normal marines and people experiencing the nightmare of the Heresy with the Emperor and the Primarchs being distant figures fighting for reasons the characters can only speculate on
>>97352628>guardFuck no
I’ve started a fanfiction based on this image.In it Settra the Imperishable got his last living descendant magically summon to his capital. I’m looking for something good to read that gives more insight into Settra beyond his most memorable moments—something that shows what he enjoys, his future plans for his people, how he interacts with the living, and his broader goals. I know High Queen Khalida appears in *Gotrek and Felix*, and got an amount of living followers who serve her, but I’d like a better sense of Settra’s character outside of emergencies or badass situations, like when someone steals his hat and he chases it even into the Frozen North.And yes I'm ready for Warhammer the old world in order to get a better grip on the guy.Serious I'm ready to read anything novels Army books campaign books whatever to get a better sense of him along with Herald Nekaph as a person..
>>97351257Who is the last 'living' descendent based on this image? Because the girl has Vampire Fangs, so I'm doubting she's living at all. Plus I'm sure that Settra was probably a Genghis Khan type event on the gene pool in his time, so there's probably thousands of descendent lines. So I will name instead Herr Seth Unvergänglich, a merchant grocer of Nuln who specialises in 'soll-grown' produce of exceptional quality and longevity.
>>97351817Talking about a guy who became a mage not because it was natural to his family or he was born with such abilities but because he was pissed off other people could do stuff he could not.>>97352203 Don't forget in the early stages of he just became king Settra sacrifice his children to the Gods that he had at that point and his dynasty didn't survive two generations at the he died in charge of the what he control also most people who might have been his Descendants on now Probably Rank and file people of the Tomb Kings I have been flushed out his last living descendants full back sorry but he wasn't implied to have Jest a whole bunch of kids all over the place. So I'm going with can you Jews after the great Necromancer there wasn't many of his descendants left.
>>97355304>So I'm going with can you Jewsnaruhodo
>>97355325>>97355304 It was supposed to assume I'm not antisemitic.I have my TV on using speech to text and I don't have an internet program that can read it back until after I post it I'll be fixing that now.
>>97351817Sigmar was a baseline human too. WHF has a very high power-ceiling for gigachad main characters.
What're you hoping to see?What're you hoping to play?Also what's it like? I've never been
Bump
>>97351557Everything filled up too fucking fast
Why can't they do a decent Angron model? It's either giant fat stubby-winged ork or massive wings with weirdly-proportioned humanoid attached.
>>97345624Yes. It's so the retard consumers who are obsessed with this particular super villian keep buying another one. If they just had the one figure, most would just buy one and then stop, something that would be bad for GW sales. Repeatedly releasing different versions means GW gets a continuous income (until the retards wise up they are being scammed and quite GW products altogether)
>>97345511They butchered his backstreet when they fleshed it out in the HH novels, why do you think they wouldn't butcher his model? Most of the traitors in the HH narrative aren't really characters, just props to make the loyalists look good.
>>97354134>butchered his backstory
>>97354134>They butchered his backstreet when they fleshed it out in the HH novels>butchered his backstreetNo that was on Ao3 I'm pretty sure :^)
>>97345511your taste is just shit. Plastic angron is absolute perfection. Angron has always been the Wolverine. He's an angry little wolverine that hunches over in pain and fury with muscles always tensed. The nails keep him from caring about higher thought and culture and principles, dude enjoys just grabbing guardsmen and shoving them into his mouth for a SlimJim. Nothing about him is fat, just muscley. Primarchs are all inherently built thicker than pro wrestlers, then Bloodthirsters are pure embodiments of big bulging muscles and war, if you want your favorite dainty femboys, that is someone like Fulgrim, not a champion of Khorne.
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>>97356498Hold on, don't be hasty. While rare this could be the elusive and much sort after Male on Futa.
>>97356678>>97356723The guy was pretty tortured. I had hoped he hadn't gone through with it but he stopped posting in the /slop/ threads (which he was a pretty prolific regular of) at around the same time.Still have the epilogue he did for me. RiP.Allies:>House Aspero>House Ternova>House SluaghThe Early Days:>House Lander wishes to starve me and my people while House MacSony puts weapons in the hands of those most affected and points his finger at me>House Ternova will be used to raid their holdings and merchants, dispersing as much salvage amongst the common man as possible through House Aspero>House Sluagh will need to be convinced, I'm sure, to craft beings of angelic grace and purity that will help keep my subjects healthy. Not to mention for my own personal use.Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>97358786Here's the writeup he did + pic he gen'd.Lord Leo Fireheart turns out to be a shrewd, if straightforward commander - he enforces strict limits on your court's extravagance to fund the war effort and deter Kollador assassins, and utilizes your growing popularity with the commonfolk to easily seed the key worlds with agents, military advisors and army bases. House Ternova is providing almost no assistance, but at least they are not against you, and the Umang pirates help your small, but growing fleet secure some key space victories. The conflicts are localized and kept in control, and eventually Landers and MacSony get tired of burning their resources with no tangible results, and propose a ceasefire. With them out of the way, you announce your plan to flood the Empire with Seraphs - angelic biological creations, fulfilling roles of Imperial agents, public servants and peacekeepers through pacifying pheromones, hypnotic mind control and sex. The first deployments of those are highly successful and the commonfolk are ecstatic - but house Kollador is enraged by such encroachment on their portfolio, and after many, many thwarted attempts at killing you, and having already lost much influence at this point, manages to sneak a single peach into the palace with a shipment of fruit for Emperor's table. Enjoying your time with your Seraph harem, you bite into the fruit, only for it to explode in prodigious quantities of industrial-grade acid, killing you on the spot. It does not save the Kolladors, as the masses turn against them in revenge for the beloved emperor. The Seraphs remain the most important legacy of your 143 year reign, with each successor relying more and more on them for keeping planets in line.
>>97358790Cool. Here's mine. The core of the build was destroying MacSony and nationalizing the military industry entirely.> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >Your disarmament efforts spark an understandable ire among both enemy and allied Houses, but ultimately you brute force your way through opposition, with Cold Hand assassins working overtime. Entire Houses are stripped clean of weapons and means of producing them, the surviving MacSony flee the Empire for some unknown destination, and the unassuming Kolladors, almost untouched by your policy, seem to be benign and agreeable.Until 44 years into your reign they no longer do. Belatedly, you recognize that the traditional definition of "weapon" has been way, way too narrow, and your surveillance efforts insufficient. The Kolladors begin a surprise rapidly paced advance on the Imperial capital, revealing their secret aces in a sleeve - memetically trained all-female Siren commandos, who make entire Imperial regiments fall in love with them in the heat of battle, while broadcasts of high-volume hypnotic patterns cause populations of Imperial worlds to fall asleep, kill themselves or attack everything that moves. The extreme centralization of your fighting forces means that there's no reinforcements coming from allied Houses, and the war is lost in a matter of weeks, as even the Aspero guard is not immune to this new kind of warfare. Not willing to be captured alive, you rig the Imperial Palace with an antimatter bomb, exploding the planet along with substantial chunk of Kollador forces. Your successor is a Kollador empress who makes sure you enter history books as the worst monster imaginable.
>>97358976kek, harsh.I think I remember this build.
Any good RPGs for doorkicking combat? Something kinda slick but hyper lethal, letting the PCs take down most mooks pretty quickly but always having the chance to lose it all with poor tactics. I've been running RED and it feels a bit pillow fisted but my group is afraid of RPGs from before the turn of the millennium
>>97347315>Any good RPGs for doorkicking combat?PCCS has for intro scenario SWAT team entering meth labit checks all your boxes if by "quickly" you mean with one good bullet hit, not in seconds of gameplayunironically post, I did GMd this twice actually
>>97354519OP HerePost a link for a free pirated copy of this right now or you're a shill bot.
>>97354686>spoonfeed meif you cannot make effort to find it in /tg/ repository, stay away; it takes some work to correctly grasp mechanics
>>97354769You're a shill advertiser bot. Never post in my thread again.
>>97347315Wushu Open
What is your setting's game's tax policy in your game in your setting?
>>97335725>roads see a lesser amount of armed bands who could bandits>armed bands now traipse through the wilderness fighting outlaws and bandits who see it is less risk than facing the guards or armed trade caravans>armed bands eventually beat out efficient trail routes from village to village >kingdom places toll houses at the trailheads >tolls are used to support patrols and to improve the trails to roads>repeatWhy bother with quest rewards when you can trick adventurers to doing the work for free?
>>97343596What mods?
>>97335725I had some players execute a pair of guards for the audacity to ask for a toll of 5 gold. They had half a million.
>>97332525WH 1ed; PCs taxed entering Helmgard IIRC 1 pens per leg or wheel - this paid also leaving; entering inner zone (craftsmen) silver shilling per arm; top area needed gold crown per headthere will be likely war tax enacted in Empire, as PCs caused plague in Brettonia and failed Kemmer quest causing major shift in military forces there, making swamp frogs vulnerable to be invaded
>>97335725>detour through wildernessjust ramp up monsters encounters here
It is the year 199X. Your friends have just sent you a text message to your Nokia 3210, saying they can't make tonight's D&D game.Which of these games do you play, to single-playerly experience that classic 'dungeon crawler' feel?
>>97353228Peripherally related, but damn was Morrowind a good game.
>>97348542Sure you'd text in 199x but only in the latter half, was still less common than just calling your friends' house
>>97344461Tomb Raider, because it's the one I actually have.
>>97347722>98, NOT being a 3D meant you were dated and shit-tier>Pokemon has entered the chat
>>97354383Oh you mean Pokiman Stadium?
What's a fun way to introduce NTR elements into my Eberron game?
>>97321552/tg/ thread generator back up and running I see.
Why Eberron ?
>>97321552Warforges w/ detachable penises....
>>97352261Penises (plural)? How can meatbag ever hope to compete?
>>97321552>fun way to introduce NTRyou sicko
>gameplayFor Centaurs, you should be able to use them as mounts when not in combat if they're lightly armed & armored. I think you could ride into battle with them and fight on their back without overburdening them, depending on your loadout. Squeezing into dungeons and caves might be a bit of a bitch, and your centaur companion may find themselves too cumbersome to accompany you in certain locations. If people in wheelchairs can make do, I'm sure a transmog potion or a shrinking potion might solve the problem.>fantasy settingsThey're more at home here for sure, like having a horse. Some taverns may give you a hard "no" for your centaur companion, but I'm sure regions that are steeped in centaur culture or adjacent ones have accommodations for their unique anatomy. If nothing else, they could help carry your camp supplies and other provisions. >loadouts for fantasyIf you're not riding them, I think they can be pretty well armed and armored- think tower shield and a mace/flail. They also make good spearmen, so I think they'd be comfortable wielding a halbard and similar pike-style weapons. This would be with them wearing plate mail cuirass for the human portion and chainmail curtain over their horse hind quarters, or perhaps some specially fitted Gambeson. Other plate sections could be fitted to their horse body as needed. Archery and crossbows seem like they'd work for ranged options. I've not considered them using magic, but having a fairly mobile spellcaster seems cool as well.
>>97344760like the ornamentation on the tail
>>97276299Reminder to keep the human and horse half appropriately proportioned.
>>97344760Looks great, like a coping Grecian's feverdream about dealing with Scythians.
>>97348360Thanks, it's like a big amalgamation of those early iron age iranic and turkic elements, bitches love their gold and harness
>>97289191No Shining Force enjoyers?
