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>>92616137Hmm. That first one might vaguely work as a white card? Black has no need/use in creating succubus for the other party 9 out of 10 times, but a white card that lets you skip your creature getting exiled by making it into a succubus is an interesting inversion.Black doesn't need another wincon. If you can find a way to make that work for green then maybe, but otherwise eh.>Permanantly removed from the game.This is generally called exile.
>>92616204Can 「Love」 overcome 「Calamity?」
Looking at the discussion last thread, the existence of the Ones makes more sense if you consider them to be Celestials like in the old Legend canon. They were super buff Force beings from millennia before canon who were able to control the Force and use it to do all sorts of impossible shit, acting as the Precursors to the entirety of the Star Wars setting. Yet despite all their power, they were still cast down by their former servants, the Rakata, who were able to use Force/Dark Side based technology to fuck up the Celestials. Supposedly, however, some of the Celestials were able to merge with the Force itself so that they could directly control it from within.In other words, the Ones aren't personifications of the Force, they're alien beings who have merged with the Force and are using their powers to control and influence it. It's why the Father mentioned the Son 'falling' to the Dark Side, despite the Son supposedly being the personification of the Dark Side. He's not, he's just a Celestial who's been steadily growing darker and darker until finally he fell. It's also why the deaths of the Father, Son, and Daughter don't fuck up the Force for everyone, and why they could be killed in the first place, because all they were is aliens controlling the Force, not embodiments of it. And the Rakata already proved you could kill Celestials.
>>92616241I like my cultivators like I like my coffee.In the goddamn trash.
>>92616199Yes, thats also how you make someone immortal. You use the force to fuck with someones midichlorians and use those to keep the person alive like nanobots. Its how palpatines master was doing it.
Occasionally Youtube will just randomly recommend me clips from that Jojo fighting game and the dichotomy of the stand throwing furious punches why the stand's owner is just casually standing there makes me want to try reading Jojo... Anyways, should I take a copy of Crazy Diamond for punching since he's the punchiest, or should I go for the OC Stand Plum Juggler from the generic JoJo jump because it can turn into three stands for extra punching?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8l9NDPzlitc
>>92616256Okay butThe Mother
>>92616256Maybe we'll know in a few years if Ray Stevenson's untimely passing didn't bork everything.
>>92616270>Crazy DiamondFucking. I just watched the clip I posted too. I meant to say Star Platinum is the punchiest.
>>92616022(Ignore the bird)Jump #1: Jojo Part 7Stand - The World (400)PerksWilderness Survival Act 1: SpinLucy in The Sky (100)Running Man (100)True Man’s World (200)Analytical Mastermind (200)Learning To Walk (300)ItemsSandwiches Steel BallsDrawbacks Skin in the Game (+100)OutKast (+200)Jumper begins his journey as an outcast from Utah, since he just didn't like the Mormons and kept telling them their religion was retarded. He's begun learning the very basics of the spin, just using it as something to build on through multiple jumps. His main thing is just cheating at the Steel Ball Run by spamming time stop, which is currently locked at 5 seconds.Jumper's actual interactions with the main cast are limited, besides bumping into Johnny and Gyro a few times and fucking with them via time stop, and also a brief fight with Funny Valentine due to the president trying to forcibly recruit Jumper. Jumper won the steel ball run race due to being able to effectively move twice as fast by abusing time stop when nobody was looking.
>>92616255It kinda does. I'm pretty sure that's what happens in Part 8.
>>92616271Was a mortal servant/mother figure who transformed herself into a Celestial. That's something they straight up comment on, that she was originally mortal, was living as the Ones' servant while also serving as a mother figure for the Son and Daughter, and that was growing older and was going to die before she went and transformed herself so she could be with them forever, driving herself insane in the first place. That she could do so to begin with only further proves how they're not personifications of the Force, that the Mother/Abeloth was able to become one of them despite having originally been mortal.
>>92616270>makes me want to try reading JojoI'd recommend it.>Crazy diamond since it's the punchiest That's probably still Star Platinum, or alternatively Tusk Act 4 because when that starts punching you you're basically fucked.
Rolled 3 (1d8)
>>92616314>>92616282THE WORLD is the punchiest.
Damn, last thread died quickly.
>>92616249>pic>Target creature you control gains hexproof until end of turn. Put a corrupt counter on it. That creature is a succubus in addition to its other types for as long as it has a corrupt counter on it.You're complicating things more than you need to since corrupt is intended to be a keyword. Basically a combination of Fully Grown and Aquitect's Will in terms of wording, though you could just make it enchantment that gives the desired properties, and has Flash so you can still cast it as an instant. Either way, feels like it needs to cost at least 1 (instant) or 2 (enchantment) generic more since they're immediately getting a keyword and momentary salvation out of a spell that at present can cost 2 life.
>>92616356Keywords always have their whole effect spelled out in the first set they become a keyward in
>>92616287>(Ignore the bird)Fuck you!>Look at the bird harder
>>92616401Don't shoot yourself in the dick either.
How do credits even work in starwars? The credits seem to be used like some weird form of cryptocurrency that is stored only on hard physical data storage devices so Im not sure what exactly 1 credit is. Could a person with item duplication create more credits or what?
>>92616387Then you add the rules for corrupt in parentheses after the last line is done, similar to how it is for Ferocious Tigorilla, and doubly so because this card's supposed to be common. (A creature with corrupt {insert description here}.)
>>92616356Actually, 'hexpoof until end of turn' is a sub-1 mana cost. It's usually green, but white can also pull it off. The phyrexian mana may be pushing things though.I can try to make that card a bit clearer, but making it into a succubus isn't actually the important bit, it's having corrupt because corrupt makes it not human in the proccess, which means it isn't a valid target for black's wincon.
Why is there someone making MtG cards in a jumpchain thread?
>>92616454Hes been doing it for over a week now. Its kinda nnoying but I kind of gloss over it anyway.
>>92616454Because they're jumping mtg and are incredibly autistic, just like the rest of us.
>>92616424>stored only on hard physical dataNo, credits can be stored digitally, or come in physical ingots. Different regimes had different credits, so its possible the value of those credits fluctuate differently. Also you run into the videogame problem where things have value in a way that works for a game but makes less sense when you think about it in-universe.In Star Wars: Bounty Hunter, 5 million credits is enough to set up a person for life. In Episode 4, Solo was charging Luke and Ben 17K to smuggle them to Alderaan from Tatooine. Many ship pages on Wookiepedia tell you the approximate credit value of the ship as well.
>>92616454MTG cards are a rediscovered ancient tradition of Jumpchain.Unfortunately I don't have Red, Konata, OAA and Quicksilver's saved
>>92616439>making it into a succubus isn't actually the important bitConsidering that the current version is attempting to refer to someone becoming an alp, I'd keep it for flavor. That said, I haven't checked the mega so I don't know what corrupt is supposed to do as a keyword, just that getting any keyword ability likely more useful than say Reach with no timer/persistent tradeoff for 0 on it feels off.
>>92616424>>92616473>spacefaring civilisation>inflation somehow hasn't exceeded 5 million and 17K is still a sizeable portion>currency is the same approximate type even if maybe there's fluctuating exchange rates>accepted everywhere from decadent, wealthy Coruscant to shitholes like TatooineWell all I can say to that is the Trade Federation really are the unsung heroes of Star Wars just because there has never been a war based on hyperinflation.
>>92616473Neat thanks anon. Now I need to figure out the specifics on what my new miraluka, twilek, human, and togruta companions. I figure since I rolled korriban I can say I bought them there.
>>92616476Konata's actually got a few of them, including one that's supposed to represent her as an early chain jumper, and a couple to represent later chain.
>>92616493The banking guilds have a shit ton of power in the star wars galaxy.
>>92616478>Marriage counter>A non-human creature with a marriage counter is a succubus in addition to it's other types.>Corrupt>This creature loses the Human creature type if it has a marriage counter on itFor the sake of simplicity, corrupt is me saying 'this human is a girl, it becomes a succubus'. A human without it is a guy and thus a valid target to be dragged off by a succubus.
>>92616476Good, none of those cunts deserve to be remembered in any respect or extent.
>>92616501Nta but honestly I could see some slavers living on korriban selling a bunch of kids or young adults to a shady person who appeared out of nowhere with a wad of credits.
>>92616511>banking guildsThey're clans. Literally called banking clans.
>>92616493>currency is the same approximate typeDepends. In Ep 1 Watto didn't want to deal with republic credits at all.Also, whilst 5 mil is apparently a lot for an individual, the Republic was probably throwing around trillions on their army. They were in serious debt by the end of the war, with Palps solved mostly by taking control of the banks.>>92616501No problemo.
>>92616511Did they survive Palpatine's reign?
>>92616501>miraluka, twilek, human, and togrutaAll the Dave Cheung girls, huh?
>>92616506Oh nice.
>>92616519Yeah and it works for me anyway. I needed to do a loop of places with known force ghosts and korriban is chock full of places where they would be easy to find. Binding a bunch of them should work well for both learning from them and getting a power boost. Kind of like a pseudo ghost eating technique except I use spirit magic for it.
>>92616461Are cards canon to the mtg setting?
>>92616533Didn't Anakin kill their leaders on Mustufar?
>>92616558They depict canon characters and events, at least.
>>92616558depending on your headcanon/fanfic. But for the most part, no.I actually meant to say jumping mge but derped. he's jumping mge as a planeswalker.
>>92616520Did someone say clans?!
>>92616560I mean, guilds are set up to replace people if they die or leave, so while I 100% could see Palps killing them, Anakin killing one dude ain't that big a deal.
>>92616533In the Clone Wars show, Sheev enacted a plot to make them look extremely corrupt, and then had the Republic take control of them.>>92616560No he killed Seppos. The Banking Clan was giving loans to both sides of the war.
>>92616537Honestly didnt mean it like that but now that you mention it probably. Dude does good art. I just wanted a spread of races to teach my magic too. Im no saint (was gonna go sith but prefered the cp discounts grey jedi gets) but I do want to have some good students. Ive always been a fan of togruta and miraluka though.Plus its star wars and I have all the cash I could want, I may just go around to all the legal and illegal slave traders and buy up all the promising recruits plus any family they have and establish my own colony somewhere.
>>92616560>Shu Mai, president and CEO of the Commerce Guild, looked up from her knees, hands clasped before her, tears streaming down her shriveled cheeks. “We were promised a reward,” she gasped. “A h—h—handsome reward—”>“I am your reward,” the Sith Lord said. “You don’t find me handsome?From the Revenge of the Sith novelisation.
>>92616570Do it again Precenter Focht....I'm still burning comstar to the ground when I jump Battletech.
>>92616597>>“I am your reward,” the Sith Lord said. “You don’t find me handsome?Said the ballsack or the well done steak?
>>92616607NTA but this is very clearly pre Kenobi fight Anakin.
>>92616570What is a clanner. I played a battletech game once but dont know any more about it.
>>92616607Literally right before the duel where he had his youthful looks grilled off.
>>92616597I can't tell if this is better or worse than "I don't like sand".
>>92616613Autistic space furries from beyond the stars.
>>92616611So he was still handsome, for a few more hours. The only people that can be dark side and pretty are female twi'leks.
>>92616618And also the worst thing to ever be added to Battletech
In MHA should I bother getting a quirk or just get OFA?
>>92616613>>92616618Who are also communist eugenicists. And retarded.
>>92616613If I recall correctly, from what little Battletech lore I've been able to retain, the Clanners are space mongols who fucked off after central government shit itself and died and then fucked back to ruin everything for everyone in the infighting.Clanners are cringe, House Merrick is based, and the nips accusing anyone else of war crimes is pants-shittingly laughable.
What would be the logical consequences of creating a school that teaches magic with exclusive scholarship for child soldiers and starving war orphans from around Earth? Assume the setting is Mortal Kombat for the sake of the question.
Anyone working on any Star Wars jumps?
>>92616634Don't be a pussy. Use your own quirk.
>>92616634Get a quirk, ofa is honestly pretty boring as a power.
>>92616644the kharacter roster gets even more bloated
Every time someone mentions Clone Wars I have to remind myself that they're not talking about the Genndy Tartakovsky series.
>>92616613So these dudes got lost in another part of space and made a stupid honourable version of mecha feudalism. Where they fight wars throught duels lie samurai, shotuing their family name and shit. They later invaded the main part of the setting, they are a threat cause their mechas are more advanced cause they got less fucked on the collapse, but tehy ended up out played by proper fucking infantry tactics of people who didn't bought on samurai romance bullshit not even the real samurai adered to.
>>92616634You can do BETTER than OFA. Be a goddamn scientist, take High Spec.
>>92616634Make your own quirk, you loser.
>>92616617I'd say better, because he's very clearly fucking with all of them while he kills them, shooting off one liners and having a grand old time slaughtering them.>One of the Separatist leaders greets him, starts saying 'let me be the first-'>Anakin says 'very well, you can be the first' and cuts him down>At the end of the massacre, one of the Separatist leaders begs for his life, saying 'Lord Sidious promised us peace!'>Anakin responds with 'The transmission was garbled, he said you'd be left in pieces'
>>92616636Why’d you say “retarded” twice?
>>92616661>“Stop!” he cried. “Enough! We surrender, do you understand? You can’t just kill us—”>The Sith Lord smiled. “Can’t I?”>“We’re unarmed! We surrender! Please—please, you’re a Jedi!”>“You fought a war to destroy the Jedi.” Vader stood above the shivering Neimoidian, smiling down upon him, then fed him half a meter of plasma. “Congratulations on your success.”Yeah alright, that's pretty good.
>>92616617Can you blame him? Sand sucks, it gets everywhere, and he lived as a poor slave in the desert. Sand had to be the bane of his existence since he was always digging it out of droids and electronics.
>>92616655Anon, you have to let it go. Grievous was a brain and some vital organs in a metal exoskeleton. He was NEVER going to keep up with the Force users and it's a miracle he killed as many as he did.
>>92616656Man, Battletech would have been so much better if the Clanners got salty about losing bad enough that they started committing warcrimes left and right and just eradicated literally everyone else. Just, 'okay, since honour is for losers, let's see how you like dying in mustard gas', it would be fucking awesome to put rationalfags in their place.
>>92616661Anakin had been wantng a good massacre since the Sand People and he got super happy he finally got one.I find it fucking hilarious that this dude who has been spouting authoritarism and genociding violent tribes since he was like 16 was married to a literal senator.
>>92616679I can't but I can lambaste him for thinking that's a good pick up line.
>>92616671>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Iwio208q3jYIt's in character for Vader.
>>92616617Personally I like Novel Anakin more than Movie Anakin because instead of being permanently dopey he actually comes across like a firebrand that ended up having Sideous rub off on him too much.
>>92616655Something I love about 2003 Grievous is how everything, everything was done to build him up as the biggest threat ever. In the comics, he takes on Durge and Ventress at the same time and stomps them. In the books, he's a brilliant commander who brought the Republic to its knees with Durge's Lance. Fuck, even the ROTS novelization emphasized what a menace he was, with Mace commenting on how Grievous was already adapting to his fighting style, and with him managing to launch twenty different saber strikes a second during his fight with Obi-Wan.And then one comment on how Grievous was a coward and the whole coughing thing turned him into a fucking joke ever since.
So on the topic of cultivators with the thread topic, Have a New build for a Jumper in the Zelda Xianxia Setting. His benefactor plopped him down there with his technique without really explaining anything wanting to see what Jumper does. Though the benefactor kinda messed up and got distracted with something leaving the would be Jumper a Lot longer in this setting then he would of been otherwise before there benefactor remembered him. He's not any kind of Xianxia protag destined to save the world or become a peer to the golden Goddesses but... Jumpers got it pretty nice. He's got friends in the form of the Ranch owner who lets him stay at her farm in return for helping out around it early chain. A lovable idiot of a sidekick in the ice fairy. And a pretty danm powerful cultivation technique in the Celestial borealis though its limited by being constrained solely to the wind element. Eventually over the years once he gets his feet settled in cultivating and being strong enough I like to imagine he travels across his golden world and Entertaining people and basically wandering wherever he really wishes on his cultivation journey. Jump 1:The Legend of Zelda Triune ScripturesWorld:Golden WorldPath: The Path of the soulRace: Heavenly species (Human)Perks>Pride enough to Fall:Free>Heart Containers:-100>The peak of death mountain:-100>The Essence of a song:-300Items>Step, shake, Twist, Strike:Free>To Sing the greatest Song:-200Companions>Legacy of the Ranch:FreeNavi's Perfect math class drop out:FreeDrawbacks>The winding of the AeonsX4 (100,000 Years spent in jump)The Celestial Borealis's Gale (Soul Cultivation Style) 2000TP 800 TP stipend (Base given)+1200TP (-600 Regular points)>Gold Rupee Amongst green:-100>Skyloft Starndard:-100>Simple Sheikah Slate:-100>Clever beedle:-100>Helmarocs Plumage:-200>Blessing of heat:-200>Master Ore:-200>Twilit Secrets:-200>Red lions roar:-200>Great Elemental Sage:-300>Song of Seasons and ages:-300
>>92616704Fuck off with this non-jumpchain shit. Take it to CYOA.
>>92616692https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dEgGEoRcl_8Honestly this one's on Padme, she's visibly older in Episode 3 and should definitely know better by now but nope, just sit there and get visibly wet listening to your boyfriend talking about how he wants to be Space Mussolini
>>92616693On the one hand, fair, its not a good line. But on the other hand, he did get the girl while being in a celibate cult at half her age as an angsty teen. Maybe she was just a loose cradle robber.
>>92616683I mean, yes. Rational fags take shit too far in the other direction. But I don't think honour si for suckers was 100% the point of the setting. It is honestly pretty common for cultures that war constantly to create rules and regulations and for shit to get really nasty when two groups who work with completely different rulebooks fight each other.Like how the Japanese had no respect for American offciers who surrended and the Americans though the Japs were crazy and kept feeding men to meat grinders.
>>92616703To be fair, Ventress' entire purpose as a character is to be a token jobber evil woman. I vaguely recall she did eventually get a redemption arc, but honestly she went through like...35% of Maul's suffering. Which is to say she was repeatedly humiliating, betrayed and ostracised but didn't lose any limbs, didn't get mindbroken into a toxic relationship with some random kid and didn't end up dying unceremoniously to an aged Obi-Wan while crying for a different kid he's never met to avenge him.
>>92616658>>92616652>>92616646Aw, man, but that's like work.
>>92616704Literally choose ANY other xianxia than this garbage.
>>92616693To be fair, he was, what, nineteen? Thereabouts? And he'd been living in a monastic temple for ten years. It's no wonder the kid had exactly zero game. At least Kenobi can say he had a few months worth of one on one sexual tension with Satine during his time as a Padawan, not to mention every other girl he's flirted with....actually, all things considered, Obi-Wan was way, way worse about attachments than Anakin ever was. At least Anakin only ever flirted with one girl. He didn't have a doomed fling with another Padawan during the time in-between TPM and AOTC.
>>92616709>build for a jump>not jumpchainPorque?
>>92616726She dies in a novel but they retconned it and she showed up in Bad Batch.
>>92616598>burning comstar to the groundLow T and homosexual.
>>92616728I will use it to spite you.
>>92616716Half cradle robber and half "I can fix him"
>>92616710Honestly, Padme shoulda known good and god damn well what she signed up for back in episode 2.
>>92616726Didn't Maul get smoked by Sheev after he and his brother took over the criminal underworld? Like the moment he entered the atmosphere, Maul sensed his Conquerer's Haki and was like "welp, we had a good run"
>>92616737Correct. Jumpchain is based on existing IPs. There is no IP called “Triune Scripturesl
>>92616744Huh, really? Yeah I was thinking of Bad Batch too. She's cute with her hair grown out, even though it sort of takes the form of an ungodly sidecut.
>>92616729They recanonised Siri Tachi iirc.
>>92616729Obi Wan was always full of shit but competent enoguh to make it work. >>92616710Oh, I'm not blaming HIM for it. I agree ith you, she also didn't even brought up the Sand people thingwith Obi Wan in the movies or nothing. Like, I get her forgiving him for the massacre cause they killed his mom, but you think someone would try and counsel this promising young fighter who proved willing to kill not only the men, but the women and children too.
>>92616703I think I liked the star wars rebels show in spite of all its flaws, the one with ezra in it. The sabers were much thinner and the fights were pretty good (if you ignore the saber helicopters) but what they did really fucking good on was the death of darth maul. Its not over done, its not gaudy and suoer flashy, the whole fight is done in two seconds and kenobi is there holding a dieing maul in his arms. Its such a well done episode.
>>92616753I genuinely think looking at that scene, how she was willing to have a secret marriage with him and how crazy he was about her that Padme just digs bad boys and Anakin could've sold her on the whole "rule the galaxy with me" thing if he'd just started dropping hints instead of fomenting a coup and springing it all at once on her.I mean have you seen how fucking irredeemable corrupt Coruscant is and how little the Jedi as an organisation give a shit, there was NEVER any hope of reform from within.
>>92616745Shut up toaster fucker.
>>92616756>Masters of Red>Generics
>>92616746To spite me at what? Im not the one pushing oc garbage that ate literaly dozens of threads because the maker is a piece of shit who refused to reign it in.
>>92616781Those are also not Jumpchain and should have never been accepted
>>92616779Come and make me bitch. Oh wait you can't do shit.
>>92616769God I forgot she knew about the Sand People. I just somehow memoryholed it because yeah why the fuck wouldn't you tell your friend's fellow space knight that he's been acting funny lately, going to Tatooine and committing vengeful war crimes because NOBODY bothered to check up on his poor slave mother due to muh attachments badDamn, if Anakin had more than 2 braincells he could've just asked Padme for a favour to get his mother out of poverty once they started hitting it off.
I'm doing a tech-focused chain and I need a tech-focused patron to help justify why jumper isn't going anywhere else. Suggestions?
>>92616709Cállate Niño
>>92616781Its not a generic and masters of red is based on a short print book series out of germany. Though you could call mor an oc for the amount of info on it thats still better than this if only because mor doesnt get brought up as much. Also the maker didnt be sure to write in his bs "Stronger than everyone else" headcanon notes.
>>92616793Your faction is long dead.
>>92616763I meant Anakin didn't have a doomed fling with another Padawan, but really? Siri's canon again, too? Fuck, no wonder Obi-Wan never cared about Anakin being married to Padme. With how many bitches Obi's fucked, his only problem would have been that Anakin was settling down at such a young age.>"My young Padawan, I understand you think you're in love, but trust me, there's a whole wide Galaxy out there. You haven't even sampled a Twi'lek yet! And that's not even getting into the rush that comes from a brief, doomed, but beautifully forbidden relationship with a fellow Padawan or Knight..."
>>92616796Autochthon.
>>92616771I liked the fight with Sideous, Maul and Opress. You can tell Sideous can end the fight any time he wants purely with Force powers and is fighting at something of a handicap because the only thing letting his old man body compete with some of the best duelists in the galaxy at the time is Force power. He still engages in lightsaber combat JUST to flex on Maul by beating him at what was supposed to be his own game.
>>92616704Continuation-Not sure how far exactly he may progress realm wise but I'm thinking at best... maybe the early ninth/lesser deity stage? Trying to think of some cool powers or what he may be capable of beyond direct air manipulation given the Air elements not just that in universe but his scope in powers a lot more narrow the styles that focus on multiple elements. I like to think He'd probably get along well with the Grand sage of music eventually if they ever met, He did find the guys Ocarina originally and may try to give it back if the Sage still wants it but I imagine one way or another Jumper keeps a hold of it. After a 100,000 years of seeing so many great events and meeting heroes and villains alike Jumpers kinda... probably gonna end up either forgetting or assuming practically he had imagined his original human life back on earth after so long in this world. The benefactors gonna have to probably explain some things. Though Jumper will probably still be open for going to other worlds even afterwards. 10 years at a time is basically a blink of the eye at that point and he's quite curious about what realms may lie beyond the nothing.
>>92616808Theres something waiting in the bushes of love anon. Its waiting in the bushes for us.
>>92616771>(if you ignore the saber helicopters)Unfortunatly for the show that was the first thing of it I saw and after a hearty laugh, I could never take it seriously enough to develop interest.>>92616795It's also even funnier when every fucking side content involves Jedi fucking, having families, struggling with romances, etc. And then just getting over it.
>>92616806> short print book series out of germany.Proof?
>>92616806>masters of red is based on a short print book series out of germany>He still believes this
>>92616806Germany isn't fucking real.
Where can I get a magic gun? The only option that comes to mind is the reddit jump for that Harry Potter with guns thing
>>92616771It's actually a hyper detailed fight. Kenobi initially is sucked into his past and adopts his Clone Wars stance. He collects himself, and switched to the Ben Kenobi stance. Then, he solves the battle and adopts Qui-Gon's stance.Maul completely misreads Kenobi, tries to kill him the same way he killed Qui-Gon, and is instantly cut down. And then Maul as he is dying realizes that the chosen one must be nearby, because Kenobi isn't some old hermit, he is a top tier Jedi Master and if he is there, it is for a purpose.
>>92616784Blame blade. He's the one who begged to make it a jump instead of letting it pass like the dozens of other chain-specific autisms.
>>92616819Oh, I know, anon. I worry about it all day.>>92616795You know, the thing with Padme is that she and Anakin are together for all of...what, a few weeks? A month, tops? Before getting married. No wonder their relationship was fucking doomed from the start. They barely knew each other, then they got married, then Anakin went off to war. They were two young dumbasses, one of them being a young, traumatized dumbass with no real emotional maturity or understanding....it's wild to think that Anakin was in his early twenties when he became Darth Vader.
>>92616808>but really? Siri's canon again, too? Fuck,Yup. It's like a single mention but>I had only had to think about touching Siri Tachi’s hand under the table at midday meal..
>>92616808>"Anakin, I've had enough of this 'monogamy' nonsense damaging your dedication to our sacred order. Here is an impressionable and lithe Togruta girl who looks up to you. For the Force's sake Anakin, just accept life is short and have an affair so all that turbulent romanticism doesn't, I don't know, drive you straight into the arms of the Dark Side. I swear Anakin, nothing is better at removing your attachments than busting a nut regularly in orange buttcheeks so you keep remembering what post-nut clarity feels like"
>>92616807>implyingAround a fifth of the WoB survived. We will be back.
>>92616831WhatThe fuckIs that
>>92616820Aayla Secura getting Kit Fisted is canon in my heart. Damn the Council really played one hell of a prank on Anakin by implying to him you can't fuck as a Jedi, without telling him about technicalities like Ki-Adi-Mundi being part of a species repopulation plan that would have made Abe proud if he was japanese
>>92616831Pathfinder has magic guns and wizards that fire bullets with spells in them. It ain't the best wizard build, it's in fact shit, but it is there. Gunslingers can get shit like guns that shoot shadow bullets that never run out and shit.
>>92616850It's the reddit jump for the Harry Potter with guns video edit series.
>>92616850More reddit nonsense, ignore it.
>>92616838>one of them being a young, traumatized dumbass with no real emotional maturity or understanding.And the other one was a career politician/royalty.It's such a perfect storm of drama I'm tempted to suspect Sideous shipped them knowing it would fuck up Anakin harder down the lane.
>>92616831>Nasuverse has the black barrel and Kiritsugu's Contender>DxD has light guns>Kamen rider has the Wizard sword gun
>>92616838>it's wild to think that Anakin was in his early twenties when he became Darth Vader.kids off becoming galactic over-tyrants at 20meanwhile i'm struggling to pay rent
>>92616831Allow me to introduce you to Casters, the magic guns from Outlaw Star. They shoot pre-prepared spells that have been compressed into shells.
>>92616856Or the fact that Jedi have torrid romances literally all the time and it's weirder to find a Jedi who hasn't than one that has.
>>92616850Basically someone spent five years meticulously replacing all the wands in the first Harry Potter movie with guns. Also they changed some backstory stuffThey meant to use it to advocate against gun violents
>>92616849Be careful what you wish for. They will fuck it up. You're better off being rumors on the periphery frankly.
>>92616856The problem is that ANi had oneitis. The truth path to be a Jedi Master is to be a player. Love then and leave them, let the Force guide your bastard kids to the order latter. Why do you think Yoda talks so weird? He got wooie clamydhia, that's why.
>>92616890The Jedi code is against attachment, not casual sex after all.
>>92616820I hate the saber copters. I wouldnt hate them so much if they couldnt fly, as a gimmick to make poorly trained canned meat puppets givin the bare minimum force training viable against a jedi, but the flight is too much man.>>92616833Yeah and I love it. Maul even has that touching "he will avenge us" part at the end. It was so well done.
>>92616882As a dyed-in-the-wool gun violent, it didn’t work
>>92616831Old wod as a technocracy mage
>>92616891Jedi code, Section 3>A Jedi Master Named Slickback says; And you shall not grow attached to a bitch.>Hoes and shit but Sith and tricks.
>>92616869>I'm tempted to suspect Sideous shipped them knowing it would fuck up Anakin harder down the lane.He literally did. Dude was planning it from the first moment he met anakin.
>>92616888See I think they are smart enough to not do that. If they fuck it up then Davion Man will seem like a good memory.
>>92616795What's extra funny is that Padme was 100% aware that his mother was in slavery on Tatooine because SHE WAS FUCKING THERE WHEN IT HAPPENED. And it never occurred to her that hey, you know, it'd be a pretty solid move to go buy her mother-in-law from the slave traders and move her to Naboo.
>>92616890There are jedi with wives, they just arent part of the coruscant order because coroscant is hardline to the point of idiocy.Also that one alien jedi has to go to his homeworld and bone bitches constantly because their population is dieing off.
>>92616869Sidious is 100% petty enough to help engineer a relationship that has so many red flags you can't even see the field beneath it. He's the type to watch the whole thing with popcorn and soda.>>92616856Sincerely, the whole thing about attachments in the Prequels becomes even more of a fucking joke than it already was if you look at anything else besides the movies. Fuck, even Mace Windu has an attachment. They note in the novelization how he's secretly an ultra patriot who gets a shameful boner over the Republic, seeing it as the only civilization worthy of the name.>>92616890Fuck it, I'm going to make it my mission in Star Wars to help Anakin get with some bitches. There's got to have been some cute girls in the Order he could at least have had a fling with before AOTC. Plus some pretty damsels in distress on the various missions he went on.
>>92616925Thanks for showing me Yoda's o-face, I will never EVER be able to unsee that.
>>92616912Sidous ould be a goated trash tv producer. He is toxic in a funny way, and isn't sexually attracted to minors.>>92616882I thought it was a shit post. Like those modded Hogwarts Legacy games where the character has a wand modded into a gun and auto fires AKs.
>>92616876Huh, neat. Kinda sucks that the jump doesn't have a perk for making them, leaving you with a supply of 20.3 Caster Shells per year>>92616857I'm greatly annoyed that a Spellslinger doesn't get Arcane Bond. Taking a Gun as your Arcane Bond would've been neat as heck.Anyways, Pathfinder guns suck ass, even if the Gunslinger class is neat as heck. >>92616870>NasuverseThe Black Barrel is incredibly unwieldy looking and the Contender just has magic bullets.>DxD... I'm honestly not sure if the allure of a holy magic shooting gun is great enough to make going to DxD of all places worthwhile>Kamen RiderDo you know which specific Kamen Rider? There's like thirty jumps
>>92616937>I thought it was a shit post. Like those modded Hogwarts Legacy games where the character has a wand modded into a gun and auto fires AKs.Nope, it's a full on illegal fan edit of the original movie.Hermione kills Neville with a headshot
>>92616925At least anakin had the excuse of being a child soldier, she really could have tossed a bit of cash at the problem and got her in law on a boat out of the desert.
>>92616939>Do you know which specific Kamen Rider? There's like thirty jumpsNTA but it's Kamen Rider Wizard, who's in the Neo-Heisei Part 2 jump.
>>92616949Based Hermione
>>92616939Devil May Cry. I made a double barrel shotgun that fired six shells and had infinite ammo. You can make a whole arsenal with enough cp.
>>92616925I was about to excuse Padme for not saving Shmi by pointing out that she and Anakin were only together for a brief period of time before going to Tatooine to see Shmi, but then I remembered that there was a whole ten years between TPM and AOTC, and Padme never thought to free that kind slave woman who took her into her home and is also the mother of that nice kid Ani who, you know, saved her planet and everything.
>>92616952Ah. He did say Wizard didn't he. Thanks anon
>>92616939>Black Barrel is incredibly unwieldy lookingHuh? Black Barrel is just a regular hunting rifle.https://antifandom.com/typemoon/wiki/Black_Barrel
>>92616930>There's got to have been some cute girls in the Order he could at least have had a fling withSerra Keto I'd say is pretty compatible.
Is dragon the best choice when looking for a monster to have mixed in your bloodline?
>>92616978Goat.
>>92616978I'm fond of the phoenix.
>>92616966I was hoping for an option that lets you actually get a magic gun, instead of modifying a gun to be magicI wanted to just make a magic gun into my primary weapon, and Devil May Cry doesn't actually HAVE any guns on offer
Alright, my hard drive got fucked the other day; does anyone have the Howl's Moving Castle jump, the imaged Cave Story jump, or those story remix roll tables I saw floating around a bit ago? I think Heavens made them.Payment in coin of the realm.
>>92616978Nah you wanna have some kind of eldritch horror in your family tree so you have an in with them when the Great Old Ones return.
>>92616975>Black Barrel is just a regular hunting rifleNo it the fuck isn't
>>9261683116 Ways To Kill A Vampire at McDonalds
>>92616994Your coin is counterfeit.I’m calling the secret service.
>>92616977>cocky>bantered with Anakin in a life and death situation>genuinely capable and skilled>decent lookingThat'll work.
>>92616994>Cave Story>Howls Moving Castlehttps://archive.4plebs.org/tg/thread/87448499/#87455080
>>92617002
>>92617002That's Mash's shitty knockoff. Use the link
>>92616936You're welcome. I do what I can.>>92616951>>92616968And what makes it even better is that it literally would have taken two brain cells rubbing together for Padme to come to that conclusion. It basically means that after Anakin helped save her fucking planet from the Trade Federation, the idea of giving him some kind of reward never once crossed her mind. Because if the thought of "What can I do to reward this kid for saving my planet?" ever occurred, the very first thing that would smack her in the face is going to save his mom.
>>92616994I will accept your coin, though I'll note that the jump was technically never completed.
>>92617017The link's for a weirdly laidout version of the wiki. No
>>92616992Nanoha and Symphogear both have magic guns, or at least magical girl weapons that are shaped like guns and can turn into bigger guns.
>>92616992I know that Marvel's Magic let you have Hitler's gun that is anti magic(completely bypass magic defenses) but what you want is a gun shaped wand them?I know that Dungeons thr Dragoning the setting lets a magic gunner fire elemental blasts put of thr guns, but I never checked the jump. I think the order of Eclassia from the Castlevania folder has a flintlock that fires glyph spells
>>92617004Fuck, I'm going to jail>>92617015>>92617022Thank you kindly, good sirs.
>>92617026That's anti-fandom. Literally pick any wiki and replace 'fandom' with 'antifandom'.It removes ads.
>>92617020Everything about Shmi's death is hilarious, because it's so absurdly preventable, and the fact that it still happened is just proof that Anakin had every right to be pissed at everyone. The fucking Jedi just sort of shrugging off the fact that there's a planet full of slaves ruled by a crime lord shows how rotten the Order really was.
>>92617003>Just a normal musket that's old enough to kill anythingIs it weird that the first thought I had when I read that item was to wonder where my powder horn and tampers are? I haven't seen those in years.Thanks anon>>92617027I guess I can accept being a lesbian to get a neat magic gun. Thanks anon
>>92617041It also makes the text take up more of the screen and seems to just generally fuck up the formatting?
>>92616831Irregular at Magical High School and D.Y.N. Freaks have them, as does Lyrical Nanoha.
>>92616895>students will raise their hands when they speak in my classWhy is that a thing, anyway? You never have grown-ass men politely raising their hand up to ask if they need to take a shit.
>>92617045At this point, if you told me that it was all secretly Sheev mind tricking everyone into forgetting about Shmi's existence in order to better manipulate Anakin to the dark side, I would fucking believe you because even that makes more sense than what happens in canon.
Speaking of maigc ugns, can you get the Huntsmen rifle as a Ego or whatever is called in that SCP like game? The Library of Ruina prequel thing? I really like the idea of teleportating my shots around like that.
>>92616570fuck comstar, clans and commies get the rope
>>92617057Nta but shit, I'll take it if it means not having ads shoved in my face.
No fucking wonder Anakin turned out so batshit insane when pretty much everyone who knew him was so ridiculously apathetic to his problems and increasingly troubling behavior.
>>92617069Because it’s rude to interrupt people.Also, it helps keep discussion orderly when you have twenty or more people, since you don’t have five people trying to talk at once.
>>92617083Just use uBlock Origin
>>92616656Don't forget they completely gave up on stealth tech because they found it to be "dishonorable" so stealth stuff is the one thing the inner sphere does better than the clans. Or at least one thing ComStar does better than the clans because they're fucking assholes that deliberately sabotage everyone else the moment it looks like they're managing to actually develop technology again.
>>92616570I still like how my loli mechwarrior pilot fetish could've actually happened in canon if people had liked Protomechs more
>>92617081Remember, if she ain’t Lyran, you better not be admirin’
>>92617069Gotta indoctrinate those kids into obeying authority figures before they start learning to think for themselves.
>>92617103That’s basically what the clan pilot phenotype was.
>>92617090The more you look at his story outside the movies, the more understandable his fall becomes.>Isolated from everyone>Made fun of for being a former slave>Goes through lots of traumatic shit from a young age>Is a literal child soldier>Has an evil Sorcerer whispering in his ear>No one gives a shit about his problems>Gets tricked into thinking his master is dead for a convincing emotional reaction
>>92617114Aerospace pilot to be clear.The mechwarrior phenotype was “generic strong hot guy/girl”
>>92617045>>92617020Alright, so would literally just pulling schmee off tatoine prevent anakin from turning to the dark side, or do you think some other form of repressed trauma would bubble up anyway?
>>92616754Actually he just captured and tortured Maul until he escaped, he only killed his brother.
>>92617103It's just a fact that if you put a prepubescent girl into the cockpit of any fighting or combat machine she will both be immensely more effective than any adult and also the machine itself will partially take on her nearly indestructible plot armor. That's just how it works.
>>92617114Those fuckers are literally average height and weight for a current earth person. Fucking 5'6 and 110 lbs
>>92616655>200321 years
>>92617027>picThis is not the first time I've seen an anime girl do that. Is cleavage really a good place to store bullets?
>>92617099Doesn't work on wiki-mounted ads, boss.
>>92617128Honestly, it would probably be enough in and of itself. I mean, Sheev's still going to try and fuck with him, but that's a pretty massive burden off his shoulders, plus he'll adore you for saving his mom.
>>92617105Davion is better, Lyrans are a close second....Fuck Victor and the Bitch.
>>92617133>5’6>averageLol @ the manlet
This creature is extremely lewd.
>>92617141Right click, block element until they stop showing up. I haven't seen an ad on Fandom in years
>>92617128I'm sure Sheev would have come up with something else. Shmi being alive just means he can have her killed and blame it on the Jedi somehow.
>>92617048>400 cp - Agartha>At first glance this resembles nothing more than an ordinary flintlock rifle, but closer inspection will reveal that engraved upon its handle and barrel are a number of odd designs - and if you knew what they were, you would know that they are Glyphs. Created by Albus of Ecclesia as his personal weapon and proof of concept, these Glyphs - Ignis, Grando, and Fulgur - allow the gun to fire effectively indefinitely and the bullets to hit with far more force than they ought. And to explode, sometimes. Better still, by channeling magic into the gun you may fire again and again and again, spitting out enough bullets to put a dozen men to shame. You can also use the three Glyphs engraved upon it, or any others you may possess, and fire special shots from the gun. It's actually somewhat similar to Glyph Union, but instead of combining the Glyphs for sword and fire to get fiery sword, you're combining this gun and the Glyph for fire to shoot fireballs.
>>92617150Good for you I guess, now I don't even have to right click.
>>92617148I love how the thread is now slowly awakening to feral.
>>92616833nta but I think the other great part about that scene is the subtle implication that Obi Wan has moved on from the past and developed himself whereas Maul is mired in the past and hasn't moved on from it at all. He never really learned or improved himself. Maul's obsession with the past resulted in him getting cut down by a guy from his past that had already moved on from him.
>>92617147Nta, but I think he is right for women height. We were talking about women weren't we? Dude was talking about lolis.
>>92617167Reawakening. The thread started off as pokefuckers
>>92617167>slowly awakeningYou clearly weren't around back when Jumpchain was first made. This is the Pokefucker thread; we were into feral from the beginning.
>>92617140I've never tried it so I wouldn't know.
>>92617126>Gets tricked into thinking his master is dead for a convincing emotional reactionTHAT WAS SUCH A STUPID MOVE FROM THE COUNCIL, I know their whole thing is having no attachments, but it's kinda basic human empathy to realize that it's a fucked up breach of trust to trick someone into thinking their best friend died so they could be a better actor and would breed a lot of lingering resentment and mistrust because they might not be able to know for certain next tome someone they know dies in a gigantic galactic war.
>>92617167Always has been.
>>92617167The first jump ever made was Pokemon Trainer, the roots of this hobby were founded on feral.
>>92617183The biggest problem the Jedi had is that thry where such fucking dumbasses. Oh my fucking god.
>>92617167Dude, the first jump gives you a free waifu that you can have a mental bond with and the next one lets you force them to have a romantic interest in you
>>92617142>>92617155I'm sure palpatine would be screwing with anakin no matter what. But, that first initial encounter with the dark side was all on anakins own volition. Though either way it wouldn't matter I guess. Because if padme dies in childbirth anakin would probably lose his shit no matter what.
>>92617183Someone please remind me why you're not supposed to have attachments.Repression just seems like such a horrible idea.
>>92617215Emotions are bad, attachements inspire emotions, if you lose an attachement it generates lots of bad emotions, which leads to the Dark Side. No attachements, no problem.
>>92617215Honestly there is no good reason, Sideous objectively lived a more fulfilling life and accomplished more than any of the Jedi.
>>92617215Attachment leads to fear of loss. Fear leads anger, anger leads to hate.
>>92617211I don't know. Even if Padme died in childbirth, as long as Luke and Leia survive I think it would be incredibly difficult for him to fall to the dark side. He'd almost definitely end up abandoning the Jedi Order because they've largely failed him but I could just as easily see him retreating to Naboo or somewhere in order to raise them himself. The only person I think he'd trust enough to keep in regular contact with would be Obi-Wan.
Why don't the Jedi just kill themselves? Suicide is a philosophically valid conclusion to their ethos' logic.
>>92617215>attachment leads to loss>loss leads to fear>Fear leads to anger >Anger leads to hate >Hate leads to suffering
>>92617215The Jedi started telling people to be able to let go of dead loved ones, don't giv intoanger and purse revenge schemes, etc. Basically don't be Sith.With time the Order got real fuckong nal. No more marriages, no dating with feelings. Matter of fct, being curious about who your parents were is too attached.Taking only the Licas movies in account, is my opinion that the Jedi got their head too far up their asses and that since in Levends Lule not only lvors his family but has children and a wife later, there was always supposed to be a middle ground were you could love without falling to the Dark side.
>>92617243Fix your keyboard.
>>92616249>Hmm. That first one might vaguely work as a white card? Black has no need/use in creating succubus for the other party 9 out of 10 times, but a white card that lets you skip your creature getting exiled by making it into a succubus is an interesting inversion.Neat. I remembered the Alp quests over on Akun and thought there might be something to the idea.>Black doesn't need another wincon. If you can find a way to make that work for green then maybe, but otherwise eh.Fair enough, I was just thinking of the jokes. Though on a technical note the card seems like it’d be colorless, since it would be the portal.
>>92617236That's a genuinely good question, because it actually is. There's probably some bodhisattva shit about how the Jedi want to share the way of the Light Side with the universe but...to be honest, they don't do more than the bare minimum to recruit padawans, and they spent more time as Coruscant's attack dogs than contributing to charity or anything.
>>92617236There is no death, there is the force.
>>92617141nta but yes it does, you just gotta go into the options and click on "advanced user". then click on third party stuff so it goes red for all websites then do the same thing for 3rd party scripts and 3rd party iframes (which is where most virus attacks come from). Then on individual sites just manually enable specific elements so that it shows only them. You can just go look on youtube for a tutorial video that shows exactly how to do everything I just said and it will save your ass so much time and effort and also save you from having to watch ads. I've been using this method for years and I've never seen a single ad that wasn't literally baked into a content creator's video.
Everyone seems to agree that the old Jedi Order was stupid, but when the sequels said it out loud everyone lost their goddamn minds. Setting aside all the myriad other ways that the sequels were a dumpster fire, what happened there?
>>92616564Why didn't the people of Zendikar gather fifty squirrels to stop the Eldrazi menace?
>>92617260>>92617261I wonder if any Jedi have ever burned themselves to death in front of the Senate building in protest like some of those Buddhist monks do.
>>92617236They did kill themselves, in effect. By creating a self-defeating cult they made themselves easy to kill and had to be built anew in an entirely different manner.
>>92617236>>92617223Their Ethos didn't always went that far. Is just that as long as the Order exists, invariably a few of them will go bad and re create the Sith. And they kept making reforms and being more and more radical to try and make going Sith impossible, but it made them fucking ivory tower retards in the long run.
>>92617226>>92617239Do the Jedi think that normal people are stupid idiots for having emotions?
>>92617267>picSO many lives would have been saved if Obi-Wan didn't try to claim the moral high ground as well as the physical one then and there. >what happened there?The same thing that happened when nerds pretended The Book of Boba Fett ruined Boba Fett and he wasn't always a trash character propped up to sell toys, I guess. Nostalgia goggles got screwed on even tighter.
>>92617270They didn't really care about the rest of the galaxy enough to give a shit about what the Senate was doing, so probably not. No attachements, remember?
>>92617268They couldn't catch that many squirrels in time.
>>92617267bad writing from a bunch of people that weren't even familiar with the source material and many of whom were hired specifically *because* they weren't fans of Star Wars.
>>92617267There was no problem with Luke saying the Old Order was bad. The problem was he was suddenly a whiny bitch who cut himself off from the Force and refuses to see the good in his nephew when his previous characterization was that he was willing to gamble his own life on his father being good deep down.
>>92617230I feel like he would become so attached to the kids that almost inevitably become a dark side user, at the slightest sign of a threat, just to protect them.
>>92617278Unironically yes but attachments, not emotions; as has been said before the Jedi are OK with flings just not marriage specifically
>>92617278No. In fact they think love is a good thing. They have just devolved as an organisation so their rules harm their cause due to centuries of no competing force acting against them.
Does the force make you crazy or otherwise influence your emotions, or do the Jedi just believe that their powers are too dangerous to coexist with desire?
>>92616939The black barrel (true) is a hunting rifle. You're thinking of mash's replica. Sion's replica looks like a pistol. As for the contender it's also enchanted to give bullets extra speed.
>>92617278Normal people aren't able to turn their emotions into tangible force. With great power comes great responsibility, especially when in public office as a monk.
>>92617298The Dark Side corrupts you. That's the Jedi's main point of contention, that it's like a constant high that makes you kill people and shoot lighting out of your fingies>>92617299Why is Mash's replica so shit at being the real thing? Other than Nasu's blatant mecha fetish
>>92617298The Force does indeed make you crazy by amplifying your emotions, and if you use it with negative emotions it will feed those emotions back into you-creating an escalating loop of more and more negativity. This is part of why the Dark Side is corruptive and "addictive"-because it literally reinforces your negative emotions and grows both stronger and more impactful the more you use it, while also making itself easier TO use.
>>92617299Also I don't trust any description of anything in FGO anymore after Morgan.>1st ever appearance was a chunky brunette ojou-sama>Then Apocrypha made her a trashy conniving sorceress>Then FGO gave us Not Actually Morgan who is prettied up so much Nasu decided she couldn't be the real Morgan
>>92617306>a constant high that makes you kill people and shoot lighting out of your fingiesNow I want to make super cocaine that does this.
>>92617306Because older = better in nasuland plz ignore how one of the oldest weapons in the Nasuverse is a gun before guns existed.
>>92617267Because they handled it in the worst way possible. In the sequels, Luke basically declares that everything about the whole Jedi Order was evil and should be forgotten when we know damn well that wasn't true. It directly contrasts how Luke was in the Legends continuity, where he rebuilt the Jedi Order and revolutionized it by doing away with a lot of the extremist beliefs of the old Jedi. This included the "no attachments ever" rule. He sure as fuck wasn't put off by a couple of his family members or students turning to the dark side. If anything, that just reinvigorated his belief and made him fight even harder to help and protect people, including taking full responsibility and doing his best to save them. The whole core of Luke's character, both in the OT and in Legends, was that he believed there was light in everyone and that no one was truly belong salvation. But at the same time if it came down to it he was willing to cut villains down for the sake of everyone else. But he always offered them redemption even if he knew they wouldn't take it.
>>92616679Tatooine is also a shitty planet since even the metal it could be useful for is trash.
>>92617322OR how the original form of the Olympians are literally advanced terraforming spacecraft/combining mechsOr how the dragon Albion looks like a robot dragon for no particular reason
>>92617281You are just memeing. They do care about the rest of the galaxy. They just didn't want to engage in realpolitik. In fact, part of Sheev's plan was to force them to by making them part of the Clone forces, and in Ep 3 we see how their realpolitik of deliberately letting Anakin close to Palpatine so he can feed them intel backfires spectacularly because that's not what Jedi are designed for as individuals or as an organization.
>>92617326The worst part is they're probably going to give the credit for Legends Luke's reforms to Rey in the new Rey movie they're apparently trying to make.
>>92617315Alt timelines are a thing so both versions of PHH Morgan are true.
>>92617326It really is amazing how hard the sequel trilogy shat the bed.
>>92617298The Jedi believe that some emotions will end up leading you to the dark side. After a few galactic wars, thr list of stuff to avoid to make sure they don't go evil got fucking retarded. >>92617267What I expected was>The Old Order was wrong in x ways>Luke is in feep space training some kids for a new orderWhat we got was>Luke felt his nephew having a little bit of Dark and thought about killing him>Then the boy grew up tocbe a Dollar Store Vader and Snape look-alike and destroyed the entire order.The sequels chose the most retarded way every single time. The Republic simply disbanded all their armies? The fucking shotgun deathstar, Holdo kamikaze attack, every time.
>>92617333>They just didn't want to engage in realpolitik.They sure took to blindly enforcing whatever the Republic wanted even outside of war quickly and with little to no dissent outside of radicals like Dooku. Shit Windu actually came to love the Republic more than his own creed.
>>92617326>he believed there was light in everyone and that no one was truly belong salvation... he always offered them redemption...Sounds woke. It's a good thing Didney destroyed the IP.
>>92617257That's just door to nothingness.
>>92617343They actually struggled with it internally and it caused multiple jedi to fall because of their actions conflicting with their ideals. See Offee, Pong Krell, and others.
>>92617339>Luke is in feep spaceWho are the Feeps?
>>92617331At least the Olympians had the excuse of being aliens from another dimension.
>>92617360Like famous rabbit that accompanied that priest and that pastor to a bar, feep is a typo.
>>92617369That'sthat's not an excusethat's the opposite of an excuse with what was known about Divine Spirits UNTIL Nasu broke out the mechshit and the absurdity that is Sefar, christ fanfiction writers had more reasonable takes.
>>92617002I hate this gun, I hate the armor. I hate everything about both.
>>92617095>raised such that people take turns talking interrupting is rude and disrespectful>start working at a primarily black establishment>conversation is five people shouting over each other continually until everyone manages to get their word in edgewisei'm not shy, i'm fucking culture shocked; how do people exist like this?
>>92616810Patron Autocthon is an interesting idea. Are you interacting with him directly or is Autocthonia some kind of hub world and you have to interact with his sub-souls and the Eight Nations and so on? How do jumpers interact with the Alchemical Exalted, assuming they don't become one by default? Lots of ideas to think about.
>>92617095>Because it’s rude to interrupt peopleThis thread is full of Yu-Gi-Oh players, what do you expect?
>>92617377Anon this is the same series where literally nobody knows the full extent of the power system and in some cases like stay night work on wrong information.
>>92609985With no warehouse yet on jump 1 they are temporary bases made to a template when operating in an area for an extended length of time before moving on. They get divided into front and back sections with the latter being the true workshop while the former is meant to filter further investigation.>FrontPrimarily uses the local terrain and nonmagical measures for defense and obscurement. With a near global use of magic the best passive way to prevent casual detection is not having anything magical to pick up on. A natural place of no further interest. The other approach is binding whatever monster walks in to serve as a filter with some hidden rooms implying this is an abandoned shelter to make them think they've already figured it all out.>BackFurther into or deeper beneath the Front end there is no direct access to it. You enter by knowing magic to phase through rock and dirt or swim through it like a liquid. The outer layers are alchemically treated to disrupt most attempts to detect or enter directly by magic which usually keeps them rather cozy in size. An artificial genius loci is enchanted into it for the purposes of maintaining enchantments like oxygen recycling or controlling ambient magical energy to deny successful intruders. The back end gets divided into five sections being bunker, ritual, storage, commons/kitchen, and lab. Bunker is where jumper sleeps and keeps his measures to cheat death so it gets the lion's share of warding and enchantments. It doesn't directly connect to the two escape routes but has a means to quickly make one if leaving is a priority. Ritual room is made customizable for the dozen or so regularly performed rituals and connects to storage for that reason. Living spells shoved into golems for fuel efficiency toil away for weeks or months so Jumper can come in to do key parts or intervene when necessary without taking up his time.
>>92616704How many Young Masters did you shit on?
>>92617388>primarily black establishmentThere's your answer. They don't.
So what's going on in your chains?I have wrangled Stellaris into basically being Helldivers, and I do not regret a thing.
>>92617399>the unreliable narrator except everyone is an unreliable narrator
>>92617169>but I think the other great part about that scene is the subtle implication that Obi Wan has moved on from the past and developed himselfWell if you watch the Kenobi series...
>>92617399Fuck you Nasu, "I don't understand the full extent of the power system" isn't an excuse to put whatever you want in the setting just because you like the aesthetic even if you are the author. The previously known facts about Divine Spirits were they were incarnated natural phenomena or preexisting entities that were deified by belief, NOT FUCKING GUNDAMN REFERENCES.If you weren't a worthless slop-eater, you'd recognise this is exactly as nonsensical as Star Wars introducing the Holdo Maneuver and Rey and Palpatine somehow surviving the fucking Death Star's explosion, and claiming it's a valid extrapolation of midichlorianlore.
>>92617432>preexisting entities that were deified by beliefThe Olympian robutts were pre-existing entities that were worshipped by the locals. That's deification by belief.
>>92617432The Greek Gods being robots has been true literally as far back as Stay Night. It's not even a retcon. Cope.
>>92617428As shit as that is, its like eight years earlier in the timeline.
>>92617449Those were some hard eight years. Obi Wan dried the fuck out in the desert.
God, people who hate the nasuverse are fucking absurd. We get it, you're mad, but stop trying to act like your opinions are based in reason, it's a waifu anime with fantasy elements and you're pissy because you don't like waifu anime. Your opinions are not deep or nuanced.
>>92617432Midichlorians (and a lot of EP1, honestly) were a problem with Lucas burying the lead too deep. It was supposed to represent how the Jedi had lost their way as an esoteric order by trying to use science to rationalize, quantify, and secularize the sacred and mystical, and that even those as level-headed and well-meaning as Qui-Gon weren't immune to the inexorable degradation of the faith.
>>92617469>leadLede.
>>92617461My opinions not being deep and nuanced has absolutely nothing to do with your taste being shit for defending a former porn series trying to look respectable now it's old and busted.
>>92617415Fighting dragons in a Metal Gear.
>>92617469NTA, but fuck you the midichlorians aren't even that bad. I have no fucking idea why people get so anal about midichlorians. Why the fuck do you want your mystical bullshit to be even more mysterious and undefined? It's a soft magic system, refusing adamantly to have any rules or mechanics is cancer.
>>92617469>It was supposed to represent>supposed...I mean, if that was what it was SUPPOSED to do it was done pretty poorly because there was never any reason at any point to doubt that the midichlorian analysis technology was 100% accurate. Yes, Anakin was the chosen one. Yes, his midichlorian count was in fact the highest and that's presumably why as a kid he could win a space dogfight by himself and why he folded Dooku where Obi-Wan failed once he got pissed.
>>92617476No it does in fact invalidate your arguments, because your arguments are entirely feelings based.
>>92617492Your arguments are feelings based too, and therefore are exactly as valid as mine.
>>92617496My arguments aren't feelings based, they're just based, cuck.
>>92617397Calm down mate. Nothing wrong with playing yugioh
>>92617491Anon is just wrong. Lucas 100% intended midichlorians to be accurate. His planned sequel trilogy was going to go even further into how they interacted with the Whills. In the interview where he says it, he acknowledges that fans probably wouldn't have liked it.
>>92617498Your waifu isn't for (you).
>>92617483>It's a soft magic system, refusing adamantly to have any rules or mechanics is cancer.I mean, we have a pretty good grasp of most force users' capabilities. They consistently react to blaster bolts, move faster than normal people, use TK to move heavy objects, and use force push when they're backed into a corner.
>>92617345Psyop-kun please, everybody knows that's against their Religion.
>>92617510No we fucking don't, don't fucking lie you goddamn shit eating monkey. The force is so fucking nebulous that it can in fact do literally anything, varying between writers, stories, even scenes in the same story by the same writer. It's completely arbitrary with almost no limits on power, range, or specific applications. Where it seems like there's limits, even implied limits, is just because you turned your brain off and weren't thinking about what you saw in the movies or read in the comics.
>>92617148That frieren looks cute
>>92617503Oh yeah, the Whills. Kek I kinda wish he really did that and also make Maul and Talon friends (through time travel??) just to see how much seethe there would be in the timeline where Kathleen wasn't around to be the corporate bogeywoman.>>92617527Based Force hater, my initial impression from the OT alone was the Force was nebulous space magic that just did whatever the plot needed it to and that's why at no point did Luke try to push Sideous into the big hole and Vader used a suplex instead of a Force choke.
>>92617432Welcome to the Nasutrain. Abandon all hope ye who enter here.
>>92617525>filenameGot any screenshots?
>>92617432Dude you're starting to sound like Shard, has playing Fallen London hurt you that much?
>>92617483>It's a soft magic system,In other words, it's based.
>>92617510If you would notice that all of those things are just 'how do jedi win fights' but you failed to mention the mind control that works on robots, the fact that everyone forgets how to Force Push when it would be spectacularly useful, how sometimes Jedi seem to be bothered by falling from great heights and sometimes they can just kind of fly, power levels, ect.
>>92617534It would have been like the Prequels, where it was shat on and people grew to have some fondness for it over time, and it opened up a new era which other content would use. Instead we have the Sequels which will never become liked, and which adds nothing of substance to the setting and is barely touched by other media.
>>92617501I haven't you in a while, everything ok?
>>92617543But Shard enjoys Fallen London. In some sick, perverse, numbers go up kind of way that would be less weird than if he just enjoyed a normal porn setting.
>>92617562Shard also fucking whaled in FGO, so.
So I'm reading through Alchemical Solutions right now because an anon suggested it as an actual Worm fanfic that could use a jump and I figured after bitching that SB should actually pick one for their Worm fanfic jumps I should actually do so. I've got a vague outline of the origins and what they'll be focused on but does anyone else who's read that quest have anything specific they'd like to see in it?
BoF4 jump question. Magic Book that give all learnable skills by monsters and masters with a possible limit of 10/9/whatever like in the game, 400cp or 600cp?Because yeah, it's a lot of skills, but let's not pretend all skills in there are actually all that good.
>>92617415Catching up on some stuff to figure out what jump to go to next. Not sure whether to take another trip through modern supernatural Japan or get some classical-inspired fantasy going. Holy fucking shit did Wakfu of all things escalate in the later seasons. Not sure if they're planning to keep going after how they closed out the most recent one but it's kind of at the point where you'd need some serious bullshit to deal with the worst of it. Assuming you don't just barely miss the current endgame since it might be a bit after the decade you'd be scheduled for. Might have to see if a source has confirmed if any significant amount of time elapsed between the last two seasons.>>92617148How floofy should one make their cat familiars? A certain degree seems good for making them disarmingly non-threatening, but too much might be impractical unless they were doubling for something like spare alchemy ingredients if they're a bound creature rather than a magical construct.
I'm deeply bored with this star wars discussion, but don't really have anything to contribute that might derail it.Fuck it. What did you guys do in...whatever jump this is. I closed my eyes and just selected a jump at random.
>>92617576A sense of humor.
>>92617388Can't say for sure, but it clearly works for the people at that establishment. If I had to venture a guess, when you're used to being told to shut up and wait your turn but never actually GET that turn, you tend to forgo the niceties of raising your hand and waiting to be called on. Better to be thought rude than to go unheard entirely.
>>92617576Customizable Anima.
>>92617582Is this technically the same timeline as Shin Mazinger?
>>92617576Is this the one where they waifu'd Bonesaw?
>>92617402Storage is a dumping grounds for resource gathering from the local area since anything of real importance goes in the bunker. Gets further divided into cold and room temperature sections for anything not meant for ritual work. The lab is the proper workshop which is meant for alchemy along with testing out new magic or repairing the servitors. Nowhere near as stocked or enchanted compared to a noble estate's workshop by design it is more built to be sturdy and capable of being isolated then destroyed in case something goes wrong. Almost all of the enchanting work can be done in the alchemy section unless it needs it's own specific setup to attempt like an airship. Commons is the hub connecting the others while being the dumping ground of everything else not covered by the other areas. All of the furniture and placements if any are meant to cover up the active defenses and energy generation (magical or otherwise) which are stored here to exclusively supply the rest of the back end barring the bunker which also has it's own energy supply. All of the lighting comes from enchanted lanterns and aesthetically its barren barring longer term use unless there is a bandit encampment or abandoned village nearby to loot. Mostly these places are for when the weather is too bad to travel or the local situation is dangerous enough to warrant hunkering down until it either blows over or the business there is finished.
>>92617587There will be a drawback for lacking one but I don't think you need a perk for that.
>>92617582I've never even heard of it, but credit for trying to change the topic proactively rather than petulantly bitching and whining at anon to stop talking about thing.
>RWBY is still alive>The Horror Won't End
>>92617576Something based on the Exaltation incorporating Parahuman Shards?
>>92617558Still alive, just that JC isn't a big priority anymore.
>>92617619Is Cat Planet Cuties still coming?
>>92617613>or is it just the writersGod, I fucking hope not
>>92617614Already planned.
>>92617619Stay safe buddy.
>>92617576Post a link, it feels like I’ve seen that before but I don’t remember.
>>92617626Yeah. Literally the most important thing to change.
>>92617613Shit, the animators are the only ones who deserve to be kept on; the writers are shit and half the VAs are shit (Cinder is awful in large part due to her VA actively approving of and enabling her character).
>>92617613Hell noooo.
>>92617613RWBY looks like trash. Why would you push for more of that?
>>92617613MOTHER FUCKER. It was finally dead. I was so happy. Fuck.
>>92617632https://forums.spacebattles.com/threads/alchemical-solutions-worm-exalted-story-only-thread.283060/
>>92617576Pedophilia controversy drawback?
>>92617582Just the Star Wars one? Not the "noooo Nasu isn't stupid I swear"?
>>92617619Good luck landing on your feet. For all that I give you shit I don't want you dead or suffering.
>>92617647. . . I mean that would fit, adding to notes.
>>92617648This is the Fate general, friend.
>>92617613>the crewby we know andlove>and loveWho the fuck love them?
>>92617645Wasn't there some on SV as well?
>>92617648I've learned to tune out the nasu bitching. Star Wars strikes more personally due to having grown up with it, and makes me feel depressed and dead inside whenever it's discussed.
>>92616287Jump #2: My Hero Academia Origin - Hero (200)PerksQuirk Proficiency It Might Be Destiny (100)Do You Ever Do Something Un-cool? (200)Dynamic LinguistWelcome to the GunshowHeroically UnimpededWhat Are Your Plans, You Rogue?! (100)Show Those Pearly Whites (200)Heart of a Hero (300)Put Your Back Into It (300)ItemsUniform of JusticeQuirk Love + Rage + Myth + super regeneration = Asura (300)When the user becomes exceptionally angry, their body transforms into a demonic state in which they emit a red aura and their physical abilities are vastly amplified and their wounds heal rapidly. The user's power is multiplied proportional to just how angry they are, with no theoretical limit to their anger. The state ends once the user's rage has subsided, returning to their normal form.Drawbacks Bitter Rivalry (+100)Quirky (+100)Tragic Backstory (+200)Growing Pains (+300)Jumper's adventures continue, this time as a surprisingly incompetent superhero. Despite his inexperience, he will end up saving Eri and arresting Shigaraki when he attacks the USJ, as time stop is still OP as shit. He's also got his shonen rival who won the genetic lottery and was born with time stop.
>>92617656twitter people.
>>92617562Shard hates the game and constantly mentions how much better FGO is to play.
>>92617657Yes, I'm reading it there but this was the fastest link for me to grab.
>>92617619Take care little Ric.
>>92617613People still pay attention to this? The last thing I remember seeing was Ruby's eyes turning into fucking wings or something.I've absorbed a little more through osmosis, but all I really know is that the gods are dogshit.
>>92617582>continuity toggleWait, so Robot Girls Z is a valid place to visit? That could be fun to play around with around the same set of jumps as Henkei Shoujou or Kaiju Girls.
>>92617651Nigga what?>>92617663I wouldn't exactly call them people.
>>92617619>Still aliveShame, that.
>>92617658That's fair. People pretending that Nasu is good or clever and was never bad tend to be boring.>>92617669>Ruby's eyes turning into fucking wings or something.Some people compared it to fucking tentacles.Just to let you know how the writers didn't know what the fuck they were doing.
>>92617669Unfortunately yes. It still exists. I had hoped it was finally dead and could fade into obscurity. But no, it looks like those retarded grifters found someone dumb enough to pay to keep them afloat.
>>92617669With the company sure to die and their site dying 15 next month fans and people who work in the series are trying to see if they can keep it going. Mostly the later, but I'm sure they're trying to get as much engagement as possible to make the series seems worth the price for a potential buyer
>>92617684I hope out a sliver of hope that they're just going to do one more season to try and wrap things up and give the story closure.Let me dream.
>>92617645Ah, I remember reading this. It was years ago, so the only thing that comes to mind is when Taylor went to max Clarity the first time she went without clothes for a while, because max Clarity, and the GM offered Reputation (Nudist) but the players went with Reputation (Beautiful), so maybe a perk for your reputation developing the way you would want it to as long as it could reasonably do so.
I hope RWBY gets 12 more seasons, two movies, and another spinoff seires.
>>92617707based consumer
>>92617715I'm not gonna watch any of it. I just hope it continues to live.
>>92617707>another spinoff seires.Another? Are you counting their tabletop role-play in the setting as a series? Oh, wait. The fucking anime. God, I completely forgot about that
>>92617715NTA, but so do I. And I'm not even going to look at them.
>>92617674>Nigga what?Taylor is physically aged up to a young adult when she gets her new body, she's an alchemical so her soul got ripped out with a gem that was then implanted in her new body's forehead. She's still however an underage teen which has come up multiple times including one point where a reporter was accused of being a pedo when asking her to reveal what she looks like under the charm that makes her look human, given what another anon said about Bonesaw this might repeat to a more extreme degree with her but I've not reached that yet if it happens.
Wasn't Cross Tag Battle the only RWBY game that didn't flop, on account of it being a multiverse crossover propped up by three other, better franchises?What RWBY really needs is a ground-up rewrite. You can keep the premise of the first three seasons, but shitcan Miles and Kerry fucking YESTERDAY, declare the whole confused lot of everything post-S3 non-canon, and redo the rest to unfuck the setting, lore, pacing, and characters.
>>92617724RWBY was also a VTuber at some point. >>92617728Actually there was some forum controversy involving the mods. Fucked if I can remember what it was about though.
>>92617722Just wanna hear how dumb it can go, huh? >>92617728Ah, so the big girl who looks like an adult woman got shouted at cause she is dating another teen, who still looks childish. Yup, typical.
>>92617735>Actually there was some forum controversy involving the mods. Fucked if I can remember what it was about though.Well I am unaware of that and it would be based on what happens in the story if it makes it in the jump.
>>92617613Sweet jesus, it just won't die. It really is the next Homestuck.>>92617664This is true. Tragic but true. God this game is insanely generous for SHOWING YOU THE CURRENCIES YOU NEED TO SPEND instead of using an outdated webpage that won't even tell me how many roof-dollars I own at any given moment because the fUCKING Starved Men want to price gouge me as much as the Taimen. And because I know someone is going to ask, no that wasn't a mispelling and FL doesn't have Taimanins, just highly advanced seafaring Mongolians with a secret police organisation. Even though in the latest ES they wrote a fantastic waifu practically by accident. >>92617572>whaledNah, I just have weird and freaky luck where I can't get Vritra after sinking 350 quartz in the hole then get two Oberons from 8 tickets and NP5 Morgan in 120 SQ.Based on the statistical evidence of that as well as fetching Castoria in 90 SQ, I think I just naturally attract the saltiest Servants in the game for some reason.
>>92617680>That's fair. People pretending that Nasu is good or clever and was never bad tend to be boring.Do you lack reading comprehension? You're the bitching that's being ignored.
>>92617743>Ah, so the big girl who looks like an adult woman got shouted at cause she is dating another teen, who still looks childish. Yup, typical.Ah no, so far it's just been pointing out that the girl they're leering at is actually underage. Though I would not be surprised if what you're talking about comes up later.
>>92617735>RWBY was also a VTuber at some point.That wasn't a bad idea for marketing to be honest. Vtubers can get pretty popular and the market cross section between vtuber watcher and anime watcher is damn near 100%
>>92617743Nah. I won't even read posts about it. It's just enough to know there are people who suffer because it still exists.
>>92617754Multiple people can and will hate your favourite setting no matter how hard you try to defend it.Cope and seethe.
>>92617762As an anime watcher I genuinely don't understand the appeal of a poorly written "anime character" who is transparently just some dumb girl making shit up and doing whatever sounds entertaining.
>>92617762I maintain that TPCi not making Iono a Nintendo-centric VTuber is the greatest bag fumble of all time.
>>92617750>Even though in the latest ES they wrote a fantastic waifu practically by accident.Did they?I was thinking of jumping the setting but I didn't played for very long and I played a sneaky beaky fucker while I don't think I would buy the sneaky perks. (Fighting perks look so tasty). Don't want to waifu that devil though. Devil hoes only want one thing. (My soul)
>>92617613>the train wreck will continue as scheduledGreat, amazing. Boy, I sure can't wait for what retarded nonsensical bullshit our "beloved" """CRWBY""" comes up with to utterly mangle their world and storyline next!
>>92617697Why the actual fuck would you want them to fuck things up even more?
>>92617754>Do you lack reading comprehension?>when I was tossing a few words to the side as a cheap insultLike pottery.
>>92617707I hope rwby gets more futa porn.
>>92617798Pretending to be retarded makes you actually retarded.
>>92617750>VritraVritra is in there? Is he important?
>>92617780It's just a streamer with a coat of paint, yeah. Thinking on the side of the streamer, I think is a great help if the girl is mid or ugly though. Although many of the chicks from Hololive are actually cute irl. >>92617781I don't blame then for not doing it for long, but a couple of video appearances for publicity like Roosterteeth did with Ruby would have gather a lot of publicity for cheap. Then again, Pokemon doesn't need publicity anymore.
>>92617697Hell no, they aren't. They're going to continue milking this dumbass series to perpetually keep their cushy jobs that allow them to half-ass everything involved while receiving the mindless love and accolades of autistic Twitter followers that let them pretend they have more talent than your average 15 year old fanfic author and SFM porn creator.
>>92617750How do I convince the highly advanced seafaring mongolians to make an elite branch of the secret police organisation that practices ancient arts from the far east to defend against Devils and hellish influence? A Taimen-nin, if you will.
>>92617762Counterpoint: with RWBY in particular, the only one that wouldn’t be godawful retarded (unless they just don’t stay in character) would be Weiss. JNPR…ehh, Nora might be amusing for all of ten minutes. Jaune would be boring. Ren would be boring, but also zen, so he’d make good background listening. Pyrrha would be boring, but I’m in support of it if it means more Pyrrha.
>>92617790Emphasis on "by accident" because like, just to be clear she's not actually a romance option in the story because you're on a heist to smuggle rubies made of Stone's blood while her Stone-blood doppelganger keeps leaking horrifying The Thing-like blood eels that are a subconscious representation of her desire for freedom from her cave or something. And the whole thing is more about terrifying deep sea survival with a bit of potential Admiralty intrigue at the beginning and end.Also she's human but alas also French>>92617807Vritra is summoned as a girl in Fate because reasons, and nah not really she just kinda showed up to be in an event because jobbing is her fetish like Gohanposter said. Well more specifically, being an obstacle and watching people overcome her.
>>92617623Yup>>92617629>>92617650>>92617668Thanks everyone for the good feelings. I'm not super good either, but I guess as long as I'm alive I still have hope>>92617613Oh gods why?
>>92617804You don't have to hope for that, that's going to happen whether RWBY lives or dies. The characters exist, therefore futa porn shall be made of them. There is no stopping it, and no escape.
>>92617813> Although many of the chicks from Hololive are actually cute irl. Juniper is also pretty cute in a sort of proto-goth mommy sort of way.
>>92617806>you:>Do you lack reading comprehension>Pretending to be retarded>me:>when I was tossing a few words to the side as a cheap insultThe pottery would make Link rich. Continue to to try and look "smart".
>>92617834Well first you have to convince them that Devils are more of an immediate problem than uh...every fucking other eldritch horror in the Zee, which is where they've largely made their claim. Mainly because the Devils are largely content to live far away from the water, and the ones at Mt. Palmerstone are just political exiles.
>>92617839>Also she's human but alas also FrenchYeah, this can't be forgiven. Everything else was totally fine, but being French is a complete dealbreaker.
>>92617839>Vritra is summoned as a girl in Fate because reasons, and nah not really she just kinda showed up to be in an event because jobbing is her fetish like Gohanposter said. Well more specifically, being an obstacle and watching people overcome her.>look it up>the designOkay, I though the black guy was weird, but this is weirder.>>92617841Gambate Ricky!
>>92617836But they didn't make Ruby a vtbuer with a channel and long streams. She appeared on a couple of videos and on a stream with that vtuber from crunchyroll. I don't think Roosterteeth was wrong with that approach, just a lil bit of publicity and fun with the public. They didn't make an actual Ruby Rose channel for streaming. Which just turns into the actress gaming channel anyway.
>>92617839Human but... hmm. I didn't know Homo Sapiens could intbreed with those. Ghastly.
>>92617875I can't tell if you mean Stone, Vritra or the French but understandable all the same.
Is it morally wrong for a jumper to create a media company with the sole aim of acquiring the rights to franchises with female protagonists so they can make canon sequels where the named female characters lose to cock Taimanin-style?
>>92617582Haven't gone there yet but I'm going to make Mazinger ZERO into Jumper’s friend one way or another. That and get him to stop malding over the existence of other robots.
>>92617888Morally? No. I'm not sure how profitable a business strategy that is, but I don't think it's evil.
>>92617888Yes and you're a twat.
>>92617613Son of a bitch, I should have destroyed Remnant back when I jumped the setting if I knew the zombie would never die.
>>92617578400 seems fine, as you point out not all skills are very good and it's not like the skillbook just instantly grants the skills, you still gotta train them. It's mostly just a convenience item since anyone that really wants specific skills could just get them in jump the normal way.
>>92616796Some kind of hyper-advanced godlike being which seeks to bring about its' own creation by reaching back and bringing the knowledge and physics of disparate worlds into the hands of someone willing to use them?Close the loop.
>>92617888Yes, you should be doing that to Gohan instead.
>>92617888STOP INCREASING THE AMOUNT OF JOBBERS IN EXISTENCE
>>92617839I was expecting a cool Mongolian waifu, not that. Anyone knows a setting where I can get a hoe with that Temujin vibe?
>>92617901Businesses don't make money these days, so he could probably keep it up for a while.
>>92617921>>92617920Gohanpostermind
>>92617846Based
>>92617924Line goes up with no money until all of media is >X jobs to cockUntil the bubble bursts.
How would Neco Arc fare in Victim Girls?
>>92617576That's the one where there's only one exalt of each different type right? I remember one of the busted things in that setting was Uber's power got upgraded so that his ability to instantly master any skill included the ability to instantly master an entire terrestrial / celestial martial art and how his shard basically gave him unlimited motes for spamming martial arts charms.
>>92617750Nah, the game is just forcing you consume Faeslop.
Make a good post
I might jump Stellaris soon, I'm not exactly an empire jumper, but I always wanted to build a robot society just in general.
>>92617888Anon, you can just satisfy your fetish through fanfiction. If you buy up franchises and tear them down just to satisfy your own whims, have you not become the very thing you swore to destroy?
>>92617943Nta but unless things changed, there are just Alchemical Exalts.
>>92617948this is a good post.
>>92617748nta but Worm fanfics were notorious on SB for various writers putting in sexually explicit stuff featuring the main characters, in particular there were a lot of ships for Taylor x Lisa, and the Mods had to crack down on it because virtually all the characters in question were underage both in canon and in story. The stories written by Ack were some of the worst, and most consistent, offenders as I recall.
>>92617804As long as the pron stays popular the ip it sprung from is almost immaterial to it. People stay make Kim Possible stuff, I just opened rule34 to look for something to use as example and it was there on the first page. >>92617942She would obviously have many victims. Neco doesn't jobs to cock, cock jobs to Neco.
>>92617946If you take a fanfic drawback and choose a fanfic where the self-insert has meta-knowledge, do they remember a version of the story where you were a character?
>>92617961Smut with underaged characters is based
I don't care whether it's morally wrong or not. I AM going to make a media company that acquires the rights to various franchises, insert my various expansion-based fetishes into them, and use various writing and entertainment perks that I've acquired through my chain to make it so the stories are still amazingly well done, beloved, and influential for generations to come. People will not be able to conceive of how the stories could have possibly been done without my fetishes inserted into them, and entire essays will be written on just how amazing my sequels and media were for every single element in them. My works will shape generations to come, shift beauty standards for the larger, and define the very meaning of the words "culture" and "art" forevermore.
>>92617964Sure, sounds interesting.
>>92617961SB writing TaylorxLisa yuri is the yuri version of those yaoi series with the ugliest art imaginable that popped up in meme sites. Like, the super pointy jaws.
>>92617975Make Gohan the company mascot.
>>92617974I'm willing to give up sex with underage characters if I can call legbutters groomers.
>>92617942The men there wouldn't stand a chance. They would all lose to Neco pussy.
>>92617954Hmm, maybe I'm thinking of a different exalted / worm fanfic. The one I'm thinking of had Lung as an infernal and jobbing like normal and Chevalier becoming a Solar after scoring the kill on Leviathan.
>>92617958Agreed>>92617964Maybe, but if they look too deep, they might break their own mind by doing the mental equivalent of diving by zero.
>>92617975If you like fatties so much, why don't you just move to America?
>>92617983TaylorxEmma is better anyway
>>92617993I don't want to live in a third world shithole.
>>92617953>spoilerNo, see, because it's "based" when we do it.
>>92617998California is not America
>>92617975Anon, restrain yourself.
>>92617984I don't think fat poster is degenerate enough to fuck Gohan.>>92617974It is against the rules of SB to post any smut. They aren't a big enough site that the moderation takes long to notice it either. I get that it might be the main Worm site or whatever, but of course the mods hammer your shit when is so blatantly against the rules.
>>92617993Because anon is an American and developed a fat fetish as a coping mechanism for his own obesity.
>>92617916I originally wasn't gonna put any training in it, just make it like in game, you open it, pick a skill, use Aurum, and voila, with mayyybe a limitation of skill you can have on hands.Because I'm not imagining you learning Shadowalk from Bunyan because you did enough damage from a combo "in reality".And yeah again let's be honest, it's not like many skills in there are actually useful.Not helped by the fact that I partially forgot how skills worked in game, I just rediscovered that there's a skill/magic split.
>>92617948I haven't played Stellaris in a couple of years but I remember Machine Intelligences being fucked busted and literally the game's Easy Mode.
>>92618003Crime rates in red states are just as bad as they are in blue states.
>>92618018Lack of consumer goods means that early game is easier, but lack of factions means that late game scaling is harder.Of course, there is the Doomsday Determined Exterminator cheese and other such things.
>>92617942This is Victim Girls, she would at best resist a bit, show power and get fucked both way sideway.But since she's too ugly, she is probably gonna end up being beaten and eaten to establish the fact that Girl Can't Win Against The Cock.
>>92618020>>92618003God, you fags are so annoying. I get why fat anon won't move to America. >>92618027This is Neco. She would grow a cock to join the rape train, Buru Nya.
What is there to do in FMA besides the Alchemy?
>>92618018>I remember Machine Intelligences being fucked busted and literally the game's Easy Mode.Well yeah, the flesh is weak.
>>92617946I don't have any good posts, just homebrew magic cards.
>>92618048War crimes. Bully manlets.
>>92618007I refuse. I've already got a lineup of ten jumps to start.>Elf-San Wa Yaserarenai>Harry Potter Wizarding World>Inheritance Cycle>Marchen Awakens Romance>Naruto>Children Of The Lamp>Ranma 1/2>Generic Cyberpunk>JAGS Wonderland>BleachEarly jumps are for acquiring the personal power and skills for fattening up waifus in ways that cannot be undone. Ranma 1/2 is purely to pick up Ranma, because she's hot as hell and I have a corruption fetish. Generic Cyberpunk to pick up my own megacorporation and skills at shaping the general zeitgeist of civilization. JAGS Wonderland for writing skills and more influence on the subconscious of humanity. Bleach for divine writing skills and putting the plan in action.
>>92618056Anon, you have forgotten what the chain is about. It is not about waifu or personal power. It is about magic and spending time in your wizard cave.
>>92618026>the Doomsday Determined Exterminator cheeseI think the last one I remember running was the Devouring Swarm + Catalytic Processing cheese. That was bullshit because every time you took a planet you'd devour the population, getting a shitload of food that you could then transform into alloys to fuel your endless war machine.
>>92618066I am not a cultivator. I am an architect. I will twist the world to my vision and bring about a utopia of big beautiful women. This chain is just getting started, and wherever it goes the multiverse will be made larger for it.
>>92618052You're doing a good job & that's all that matters.
>>92618054Remember, it’s not a war crime the first time
>>92618046https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wx8M8arsZ30
>>92617750Jesus Christ how can you actually enjoy FGO?
>>92618082Play Fallen London for a few years.You will learn what true pain is.
>>92618046Victim Girls, Bitch.
>>92618088Shard, have you acquired 400 Weasels of Woe yet?
Is it morally wrong to become biologically related to Yujiro Hanma?
>>92618088Asian masochism scares me. You people need help. Thank god my grandparents moved to the States back in the 60s.
>>92618093Yes. Objectively.And you're a twat.
>>92618093It's morally wrong to infect the multiverse with Baki in general.
I have to wonder how long it will take before the shitposter moves on.
>>92618104Timmy has been here longer than you will.
>>92618071Anglers is pretty good with Catalytic Processing too.
>>92618104Never. Our resident dedicated shitposter has been here since the inception of this community and we've long given up on driving him out. At least he's less obnoxious these days since he was presumably forced to graduate and get a job.
>>92618082>>92618088Or hear me out, don't.>>92618071I go to Stellaris for simpler reasons
>>92618106Wasn't referring to Timmy. At least I don't think he's Timmy.
>>92618113>I go to Stellaris for simpler reasonsevil lagger
>>92618113>Pacifist>AgrarianYuck.
>>92618082By playing Fallen London and Cultist Simulator.
>>92618122Oh, no. I don't use their society, just their designs. I merely have a blue catgirl for every citizen. The better performing citizens get extra catgirls. I call it the Pussy Reward system. Or PR for short.
>>92618091Nah I'm not on the weasel grind, I'm saving up to buy a thing from the roofs that MIGHT be my ticket EAST someday.>>92618095>You people need helpAcknowledging the need for psychiatric counselling among the more traditional households is seen as a social taboo. Not even a joke. The grind doesn't sleep so neither should you, and if you admit weakness then THE NUMBERS will stop going up and you're a failure as a functional part of "the family unit" which coincidentally happens to be whatever the oldest person who can still raise their voice defines it as.Anyway yeah moving was probably a good call.>>92618113I've got a JPEG of a golden apple, a worm JPEG and three increasingly spooky goat JPEGs. I'm in too deep.
>>92618104You want me to post builds to prove my architect-chain is real?Jump #1: Elf San Wa YaserarenaiLocation: Gate/Race: Satyr/Age: 23/Gender: Female (-200)PerksElven Booty/Plus Sized Adventures/The Fat Lady/Healthy Cooking/Kentucky Fried Temptress/Living Better/Not A Doctor/Fat Witch/Ritual Gone Right/Dark Emperor (-1300)ItemsGate of Potatoes/Lifetime Chip Supply (Pizza)/Fitness Alchemy (-100)DrawbacksCurse of Fanservice/Chips, Burgers, Ice Cream!/Hell's Auntie/Curse Of The Satyr (+600)
>>92618133You are going to lag the galaxy to death.
>>92618141That sounds like the galaxy's problem.
>>92617613I swear to God Monty probably sold his soul to a fucking demon to keep the show running at this point
>>92618133Ah, yes. Of course."""Domestic Servitude."""
>>92618082By not playing other gacha
>>92618137At leats they aren't WEPs. Fuck weps. >>92618148Yup.
>>92618165Whoever invented the WEBP format should burn in Hell for all eternity.
>>92618137So, I'm guessing your advice for playing FL is just "don't"?
>>92618104Considering everything even vaguely right-wing gets labeled as "shitposting" by the tourists here, likely never.
>>92618140Jump #2: Harry Potter - Wizarding WorldTimeline: Hogwarts Legacy/School: Hogwarts/Profession: Student/Age: 11/Gender: Female/Ancestry: Muggle-BornPerksYou're A Wizard/Occlumency/Magical Maestro/Three-Dimensional Travel/School Explorer/Power of Patronus/Modification And Creation/Strength Within/Works of Art/Works Everlasting/One of Three/Pride of Uagadou/Work Ethic/MUDBLOOD (-2500)ItemsThe Wand Chooses The Wizard/The Jumper And The Wizarding World/Bertie Bott's Every Flavor Beans/Inks And Quills/Chocolate Frog Cards/Firebolt Supreme/Battle Arena/Book of Potions/Camera And AlbumCompanionA CatDrawbacksThe Adventure Continues x4/Accidental Magic/A Simple Student/Warehouse Poltergeist (+1500)
>>92618140>23/Gender: FemaleNta.
>>92618189Based.
>>92618188Jump #3: Inheritance CycleLocation: Helgrind/Age: 19/Gender: Female/Origin: Sorcerer/Race: Ra'Zac (-200)PerksEnhanced Senses/Mental Shields/Protected Name/Magic/Hero Killer/Scholar/Herbalism/Spirits/Intentional Magic (-1400)ItemsA FocusDrawbacksAngela's Attention/Word Bound/Shade Target (+600)
>>92618203That's what I've got built so far, but I fully intend to continue this chain.
>>92618140>>92618188>>92618203>>92618206As much as I hate fatfaggotry, at least you're posting builds. It's a low bar, yes. I weep for the health of this general.
>>92617662Jump #3: Baki the Grappler Origin - BeastBiology - Hanma (300)PerksThere is Nothing Anyone Can DoDo You Think That It's So Strange Got Too Much DesireThe Painful ScentBeautiful Beast (100)Never Give Up The Revolution (200)Dive Your Drive (300)Around The World For Love (200)Equipment An Elusive FutureBad Little Boy's Magnificent Life (300)Drawbacks Call It Cultural (+100)Planet of the Apes (+300)Jumper has done the unthinkable and become a Baki character. Due to possessing the World and being a superhero, taking down Yujiro really doesn't take that much effort, about as much effort as it would've taken JoGOAT to take down Fraudkuna. From there on, everyone in the world just lives in simultaneous admiration and fear of Jumper as he travels around beating criminals to near death.
>>92617415I'm playing wingman for Anakin, helping him to get laid before he reunites with Padme so he realizes 'yeah, you know what, this probably isn't a good idea'. Sheev's a little peeved, but only a little, because Anakin's still getting into enough romantic drama for it to be entertaining for the old bastard.
>>92618209Instead of weeping for the health of this general, you could post some builds yourself?
>>92618218>about as much effort as it would've taken JoGOAT to take down FraudkunaSo completely physically impossible and you immediately chainfail? Gotcha.
>>92618233JoGOAT can beat anyone. Jogo is a different story.
>>92618226I don't have access to them right now.
>>92618237I do not understand the distinction. Explain this retardation.
I'm jumping Stelalris as a machine intelligence, should I play nice with the organics or conquer them to show them the vision of perfect machinery? Maybe I should use genetic technology and dna gathered from all sorts of different settings to convert all the primitives into cool and hot aliens, entire planets of Galvanic Mechamorphs could be absolutely amazing for a machine empire.
>>92618244https://youtu.be/I9qzPs62La4?t=326
>>92618251Do a variation of Rogue Servitors, where you keep all organics as bio-trophies and shape them to your will and desires.
>>92618251Depends on your build. Depends on what drawbacks you've taken. Depends on which scenarios you're gunning for.
>>92618254So this is just complete fanfiction retardation, gotcha.
>>92618274>shitting about 'complete fanfiction retardation'>in JumpChain ok low iq
When does 'technology' reach its limits? When does taking another scientific genius perk stop making any difference?
>>92618304When your mecha can beat up Azathoth.
>>92618251I was also planning Stellaris at some point, with a machine empire, too. I wanted to pick up some cute robot companions, first. What jump has good robot girls?
>Watch Stellar Blade playthrough>mfw final boss looks like he is modeling for a trashy woman's romance novel cover complete with the flexing and angel wings.Eve is really cute and I find her brutality against her enemies very endearing. Making a jump looks pretty doable, whoever ends up doing the likely origins look like they would be rather straightforward, the Naytiba origin might be tricky since those fuckers are really weird.
>>92618313I guess the Nier Automata jump.
>>92618304Realistically, when physics catch up and start making things unfun. In fiction/jumpchain though? No sooner than any other means to accomplish whatever whims one desires. Which is to say, only if (You) want it to fail.
>>92618304See, that's the thing: it doesn't. There is always further to develop, more avenues to explore, and greater worlds to conquer.
>>92618319what is Eve, anyway? A cyborg? Or is that a big spoiler?
>>92616831The Service Weapon from Control. It's an ancient shapeshifting magical artifact that ahs a bunch of weird conceptual abilities tied to it.
When does 'strength' reach its limits? When does taking another big muscle guy perk stop making any difference?
>>92618369Never.
>muh science>muh magic>muh strength The way I see perks, is that if you just go to a jump where you can pick up a pretty good illusion magic, then when you go to a jump with better illusion magic, your old perk is going to waste. You will have spent CP on a power that you never use anymore, because the old one is better. On the other hand, if you pick up perks like "your illusions are more realistic", "illusions take less effort to cast", "pick a specialty. Magic of that specialty is better/stronger", etc, then when you get a new and better illusion magic from your new jump, your perks still remain applicable. Now they are just boosting your newer and better illusion magic to a superior level instead.
>>92616831EBF has dozens of the things, though the jump doesn't touch on them very much, except letting you take a bunch of weapons as an item.
>>92618369When you can flex your ass cheeks and annihilate an infinite multiverse.So basically somewhere in Dragon Ball Super.
>>92618309>THIS JUMPER MADE A MECH THAT CAN KILL AZATHOTH WITH A BOX OF SCRAPS>SHARD HATES HIM
When does 'sex' reach its limits? When does taking another big penis guy perk stop making any difference?
When do deez nuts reach their limits? When does taking another "you cum harder/more" perk stop making any difference?;
>>92618075Honestly, I kind of dread finishing because once i do I'm going to dump the mega into the custom card thread and let them rip me to pieces.That will not be fun.
>>92618381Don't break containment.
>>92618381>breaking containmentI'm calling the police right now.
When does 'magic' reach its limits? When does taking another big brained wizard perk stop making any difference?
When does 'metanarrative weight' reach its limits? When does taking another big-dick protagonist of reality perk stop making any difference?
>>92618365Spoilers but Eve is a machine, everyone that looks human is a machine created by loli Skynet god. The Naytiba are actual humans that used genetic engineering and accelerated evolution to survive getting genocided by loli Skynet god and get strong enough to payback and try to retake Earth. Loli Skynet god colony dropped megastructure components on Earth out of spite.
>>92618382>>92618385I have literally been told multiple times to fuck off to ccg because this isn't jumpchain related, despite this being for my chain.
>>92618397As one of the guys who yelled at you before, I never said to take it to CCG. I said to stop spamming the cards. It eats up images and is annoying to see. Don't take it to CCG, just don't post loads of cards throughout the thread. Keeping them in a mega and posting links to them is fine, as is discussing and building them. Just don't spam.
>>92618397We don't want you to go anywhere else with it, we just want you to not exist because we hate you.
>>92618423Stop talking about yourself in the royal "we" Timmy, you're not a plural. The voices in your head don't count as actual people.
>>92618430I represent you whether you know it or appreciate it. My truth is your truth, it's not my fault you're a liar.
>>92618440So you're an unironic Sally-Anne Test failure as well as schizophrenic, gotcha.
>>92618450No, I'm just wizened. I know you better than you do.
>>92618462Alright Timmy, if you say so. Now it's time for you to take your sleepytime meds.
>>92618309Hey psychoanon, what's your favorite type of -dere? Also, lolis, jk, or hag?
OH BOY LOOK AT THAT! IT'S A DISTRACTION IN THE SHAPE OF KULT! So everyone what did you do in Kult?
>>92618490I've got Kult scheduled as Jump 97 of my chain, and am currently writing for Jump 38, so I have absolutely no fucking clue. But here's my build, subject to change whenever I actually get there.Jump 97: Kult - Divinity LostAge: 18Gender: FemaleLocation: LondonOrigin: PrisonerPerks>A Mood That Shakes The World -200 CP>Trinkets From Beyond -200 CP>Quell The Divine -600 CP>In Our Own Image -600 CP>The Truth Is Out There -Free>I Can (Not) Cope With This -Free>People Person -100 CP>A Good Samaritan -200 CP>Vestige of the Divine -200 CP>Beyond These Feet Of Clay (Passion) -300 CP>Humanity Unchained -300 CP>Coveted, Pretty Thing -100 CP>Fallen Splendour -100 CP>Incarnate Oubliette -600 CP>System Of A Breakdown -600 CP>WAKE UP -1000 CPItems>A Taste of Metropolis -300 CPCompanions>The Goddess In The Red Dress -200 CP>"Pippi" -FreeDrawbacks>Beyond The Veil +0 CP>A Bad History x3 +300 CP>Bad Reputation +100 CP>Branded +200 CP>Witch Hunt x3 +600 CP>Damned +300 CP>Principled Enemy x3 +900 CP>The Devil You Know +1000 CP>God's In His Heaven +1200 CPScenarios>Taroticum>One More God Rejected
>>92618406I'm definitely taking it to ccg. Eventually. In maybe another month or two, because for all that I have 150 cards, I only have 28 of the 200+ actual entries covered. It's gonna take me a while.
>>92618423>>92618440>>92618462By representing ME, you AGREE to LITERALLY eat shit in pursuit of BTFOing Gohan.Get chewing that cud, TIMhan.
>>92618495>Gender: Female
>>92618490Something about wild pigs I think.
>>92618483Not him, but adult women in their 20s. >b-but that's a hagNo, it isn't, you mentally-ill degenerate.
>>92618483
>>92618538Found a new image to spam, Timmy?
>>92618547I've only posted it twice. In what way does that constitute spam? Also fuck you, hating pedos does not make me Timmy.
>>92618553Your posting behavior is extremely obvious, Timmy. You do this shit over and over again with different images. You got caught, scurry away like the rat you are now
>>92618562You really are going to just accuse anyone you don't like of being Timmy aren't you?
>>92618538Cope. Seethe. Dilate.
>>92618566No, just you.
>>92618483>Types of dereI only really know tsundere, yandere and kuudere. Of those I guess tsundere because they can be cute and won't cut off my testicles.>2nd question I like milfs. I don't even know what jk means. I'm really not weeb enough for this thread.
>>92618538I WILL go to Magical Girl Fucking Marathon and you CANNOT stop me.
>>92618082They don't?
>>92618503You’re going to have to produce a bonus image explaining what the various counters mean.
>>92618582>jkIt's short for Joshikousei which basically just means highschool girl.
>>92618588Post a build for it at least. Even the fatfag could do that much.
>>92618652I figured about as much.
>>92618519Ok, fag. The Top G recognizes you homosexuals for what you are.
A handful of super high-quality, incredibly powerful robots that are nearly invincible but difficult to replace or a massive unending tide of cheapo mass-produced shitbots that are literally manufactured faster than they can be killed?
>>92618319>mfw final boss looks like he is modeling for a trashy woman's romance novel cover complete with the flexing and angel wings.Is that a good or bad thing? Is the game good or did the tranny rage made a game was mid to midgood super popular?
>>92618666The latter seems a lot more sustainable.
>>92618666Depends on what you want to use them for. If you're trying to conquer a planet the latter; if you're fighting elite units who can shatter planets with one fist you're gonna need the former.
>>92618666depends on their resistance to air strikes
>>92618672Even then you might still want the latter. Arbitrary recon to watch them at all times, to prevent them from eating or sleeping, swarms dense enough to impede their movement or blind them, etc.
>>92618643As of this point I only have three new mechanics, and they're largely me playing around with gender. Marriage counter, alp counter, and corrupt.An islandwalk counter should be fairly straightforward, it's a counter that gives people islandwalk.
>>92618582Tsundere milf... With large breasts... And secretly wants you to fail to take care of you... Perfect. I'll be adding her.
>>92618705>And secretly wants you to fail to take care of you...Hah?
>>92618666Why not go with something between? Androids or some similarly "human-like" machines that don't need to eat, drink, or sleep and also possess the ability to learn, grow, & adapt as they faithfully carry out their mission? (Yorha Androids, Warforged from DnD, WALL-E bots, Star Wars droids after they get left alone for a while, etc.)Also nice trips robot satan.
>>92618666The former are a tried and true method for killing Gohan in canon, so that.
>>92618722It's a yandere classic.
>>92618698>islandwalkMust be some ability from MtG I haven’t heard of.
>>92618734I understand now. I was reading it wrong and thought the sentence was gibberish.
>>92618751She also likes it a lot when you succeed. Tsunderes are complicated mate. But don't worry I'll take your hand every step of the way in this journey to weebdom
>>92616598Well, yeah, they're the fucking phone company.
>>92618793Hey, my next jump is your Yugioh GX jump.Does this apply to supernatural powers and skills or just mundane/biological things? Also, is it 100%?That Grass Looks Greener (400cp)All too often the commoners don't appreciate or understand what truly matters in this world, the talent that runs in the blood. You are descended from great duelists of the past and have inherited the skill appropriate for a duel academy elite along with their cards. In the future you'll find that you and your descendants will continue to enjoy the fruits of your forefathers as any remarkable trait or quality flows from one to the next. Fools without foundations might call you unfair or nepotistic but you truly are the ones qualified for the position.
>>92618736...It's been in the game since fucking alpha, dude. That was thirty years ago. It is somewhat rare though, as are all the ancient keywords.
>>92618020
>>92618845Supernatural stuff gets passed down. that bit comes from DM actually. Also while the talent itself is fully passed down, the rest of stuff Is up to the individual (in terms of card games it means preparation, deck, pair up, practice, knowledge and so on)
>>92618793>Tsunderes are complicated mateYou just need to slap them so they learn their place.
>>92618860Yeah, well, seeing as I don’t play MtG it’s not really odd that I wouldn’t know about it.
>>92618888Would the perk that lets you train things you can't normally train allow you to train height or pp size?
>>92618891I prefer the isolation and gaslighting technique. Take away all their friends and positive influences, replacing them with judgemental or harsh critics. Once the mental weight has been felt, you can sweep in and enforce that good things only happen to her when you're around. Before long she will be begging. Tsunderes are stubborn by nature, the moment they get on their knees your positions will never change.>>92618919Yes to both.
>>92618941>I prefer the isolation and gaslighting techniqueThe VB technique.
The most myth accurate thing about Artoria is that after a lifetime of Br*tish food, she develops an addiction to japanese food.
>>92618962And burgers.
>>92618941Would the ability to train anything count as inheritable or is that just a skill?
>>92618964That too
>>92618967That's a perk. It wouldn't be passed down. Although I really like the idea of a bloodline power that Is just "you can become literally god tier at anything if you try hard enough"
Speaking of card games, as someone who has never played or watched Yu-Gi-Oh, I Play Yu-Gi-Oh! Card Game is actually a pretty good fic I'm reading right now. One question though, do the main characters/antagonists really "print cards" (draw exactly what they need even if it shouldn't have been in their deck) so often?
>>92618793>PicI like how none of the edits have changed what was meant and you can even believe the characters would say that.
>>92618941>likes lolis>grooms peopleRic...
>>92617598>the one where they waifu'd BonesawDo you have any idea how little that does to narrow the field?
>>92618986Yes. YuGiOh is literally "deus ex machina: the anime".
>>92618986not really, there are a few cases here there where some magic even that takes place during the duel manifests a new card in the deck(mostly in filler), but rarely does someone draw something they legitimately wouldn't have.The closest is probably when people reveal situationally useful cards they have never used before that fit their situation perfectly, like when Yugi fist showed of Dark Magician Girl when dueling someone who also uses dark magician(meaning dark magician girl benefits from more DMs in the grave), or that filler when one character duels someone with a power armor deck and then reveals that he got his own power armor card he never used before.
>>92618986No. It happens sometimes but it's explicitly magic sheit and probably would be ban if not for the circumstances. Zexal and arc v are the biggest culprits. Exception is vrains because everyone can use data storms to get new shit.>>92618988Poggers>>92618993Yes babe?
>>92617397"Our" turn.
>>92616270Silver chariot is the coolest hero stand.I'm currently re-reading jojo for the 3rd time. So yeah, its pretty good.
>>92619010It's actually November Rain or Magician's Red.
>>92619009Incredible how lab fell out of grace despite rollback. Then again I'm still laughing at the vanquish soul players while crying in lack of ragnaraika
>>92619009Why does everyone say traps suck but get mad when decks based around them exist?
>>92619035Because when we say that traps suck, that's not a condemnation of their quality. That's a factual statement of their activities. Traps suck. You will require a great deal of training and will to handle the sucking.
>>92619035Because of the prevalence of OTK strategies.
>>92619026In no universe are those stands cooler.
>>92619046They are. Silver Chariot is one of the lamest Stands since it's just sitting back while somebody else fights for you in a way that's more interesting to do yourself. It does basically nothing if you're already a Chad.
>>92619035Traps tend to be either too slow and weak to properly use, or some sort of toxic floodgate that some decks just can't out no matter what.In random strategies they feel alright. But most decks that use it either abuse them or use them on top of another ultra toxic strategy.Pretty sure decks like traptrix get less flack than stuff like lab or stun.I don't mind them but that's because my naturia deck endboard is cactus bouncer + bamboo shot
>>92619058>Stands since it's just sitting back while somebody else fightsThat's basically most stands.Silver chariot one of the strongest stand without any major hax. There isn't one stronger, except star platinum and the world.Magician's red controls fire which is way easier and less personal way to fight. I don't know shit about part 9, I ain't reading this unless its completed.
>>92619032I can't believe they've done this to my autistic demon wife.
>>92619071>That's basically most stands.>Magician's red controls fire which is way easier and less personal way to fight.Depends how you use them. Magician's Red is a lot more flexible, so its role in a fight is basically entirely dependent on the user.
I am gonna go full Bestial in Generic Universal Monster.As in I'd be buying like 8 animalistic traits to enhance my jumper, such as bat eats, eagle eyes, a bear snout, goat horns, wings and the like.What would be a good base animal to transform into with the Therioanthropy perk to modify with those kinds of traits?>Animalistic [100 CP, first purchase free Bestial]- Your body has been touched by the wild side.>Choose a trait from an animal, such as a fish's ability to breathe water, a wolf's heightened sense of smell, a cobra's venomous bite, or an ape's powerfully muscled arms. You gain this feature (though you may turn it on or off at will outside of a Bestial alt form) and can repurchase this Perk to gain additional ones.>Therioanthropy [200 CP, discount Bestial]- You can transform into an animal. Or perhaps you were an animal and can now transform into a human? Either way, you gain the ability to transform back and forth from your normal form and an animal of your choice. This animal will possess great strength and durability regardless of its size.>The Beast Among Us [400 CP, discount Bestial]- The monster you can see is terrifying but true horror comes from a predator who can don human form and walk unnoticed alongside their prey. You have become a consummate actor and hunter, easily able to isolate your prey from the rest of the herd, stalk them unseen, and come off looking completely innocent when the cops come to investigate. You also gain finer control over your alternate forms. You may decide how much an alternate form affectsyour base form. This essentially gives you a slider, with your base form on one end and your currentalternate form on the other, allowing you to create a hybrid form with features from both. You still havethe full power of the alternate form, even if you choose to look entirely human.
>>92619076I'll buy her deck when the tin comed out and the whole core gets cheap enough. Fuck I hope Jazmine gets a reprint. I need that little seductress to do my degenerate stuff
Do any jumps offer fiat-backed Confederate flags?
>>92619093There are easier ways to get an infinite source of kindling.
>>92619111Reminder that the Confederacy lasted less time than the Annoying Orange.
>>92619091>dog>rat>housecatGood for subtlety/stealth/reconnaissance because you can go almost anywhere without people caring (or in the rat's case, noticing) you. >big cat (any except cheetah)Fast, dangerous, and (in most cases) good climbers. >bird/batSimilar advantages to the first three but also includes flight. >snake Exotic senses and/or poison. Ultimately, it comes down to what you value more between endurance, subtlety, and mobility since any other reason is a hard sell since you're giving up weapons and other tools.
>>92618218>>92619092Jump #4: Yugioh GX Manga Background - FreshmanRank - Osiris Red (+100)PerksForbidden DropletBreath of Accumulation (100)Graceful Charity (200)Symbol of Friendship (300)That Grass Looks Greener (400)Pot of Greed (600)ItemsCustom Duel DiskMemory of Hope (300)Deck - One and Only JumperCompanions Duel Spirit - Cyber SteinGreat RivalNice & BrutalClosed SurpriseBloody PearlDrawbacks God Left Me Unfinished (+100)Memory of a Teacher (+100)Poor Bastard (+200)Foreign Energies (+400)Jumper's journey to become the ultimate duelist begins. His 30 years of superhuman know how are useless in a world where card games are king, so instead he'll have to grow stronger in dueling via the bonds with his new friends that are all female and look at him funny and keep panting heavily when he walks by.There's also like 4 different apocalypses going on, but he can cross that bridge when he gets to it.
>>92619091Wings might not be a good idea unless the perk also handwaves physics when using them (as it does biology).
>>92619125>Companions>Duel Spirit - Cyber Stein>Great Rival>Nice & Brutal>Closed Surprise>Bloody PearlAbsolutely based build. Also you're lucky GX has basically no ban list or cyber stein would have been a mistake.
>>92619153>Also you're lucky GX has basically no ban list or cyber stein would have been a mistake.You act as though that wasn't part of my calculations. In the video game Yugioh GX Duel Academy you can run the fucker at three and always beat the CPU if they don't have mirror force or some similarly bullshit trap card. Then again, that's where giant trunade comes in.
>>92618218>Due to possessing the World
>>92619153Ban lists are a spook. PsychoAnon has super powers, he can put anything he wants on his deck for the same reason why the Pharaoh with magic could constantly ignore the rules. >Fuck you, I have superpowers!
>>92619178Is tranquilizer stronger than time in Baki?
Missed starwars discussion due to reasons.Anyone know how good miraluka "vision" actually is? Like whats the definition on that? Can they actually see like a normal person or do they run on some echolocation type feedback through the force.
>>92619093I don't think I've ever seen a flag offered. >>92619190Good fucking question, I don't think there's a fucking official answer.
>>92619172Niceeee>>92619180Atem can't actually summon random shit outside filler. He can will which card he will draw next, once he has his memories back. The one that can make up cards and change effects on the fly is Zexal Yuma, not even zarc did that sheit.
>>92619008>picNot enough plot armor or deus ex machina.
>>92619223>Atem can't actually summon random shit outside filler. He can will which card he will draw next, once he has his memories back.nta, but he could always do that, it's just an application of the luck magic we've seen from him since early on(like when he halve da die to roll a 7), hell when Mai was dueling Joey he even used it to make Joey draw Time Wizard and win the duel.
Quick check; who exactly was on the "Good Boy List" of deities in the Forgotten Realms again? Those deities who DIDN'T support the Wall of the Faithless, actually did their jobs, and WEREN'T beings of evil or cruelty? I remember there was less than a dozen of them, and I...think Kelemvor was one of the?
>>92619258Imagine a card game, anime or real life, where everyone can genuinely doro the cards they want to get, but obviously, the opponents doesn't know what cards those are.How stupid or boring would that be?
>>92619209>don't think I've ever seen a flag offeredThere's one in Lost Valley Of the Dinosaurs.
>>92619273>I...think Kelemvor was one of the?Kelemvor wanted to destroy that shit, too bad it lowered the faith of the people in Gods, and Ao went "Yoyoyo, rebuild the wall and make FR great again".
>>92619124thanks for the suggestions, the subtlety aspect isn't something I thought about and is worth taking into account. I was mostly concerned wtih what looked the coolest. But I do see the practical usefulness of something like a housecat or a a crow rarely seeming out of place.>>92619149Eh, I am going with horror movie logic on this, and the physiques of flight never really seem to concern winged monsters in stories like that.
>>92619276I did actually play imaginary yugioh with others like that as a kid, like without card or anything, just calling out the cards you wanted and then explaining the effects, where the other would respond, and this could basically be anything since rules didn't existit was actually pretty fun
>>92619298Card games were easier like that. Or when they drawings on paper.
>>92619190The easiest way is to think of it as a Miraluka having an absolutely flawless mental image of their surroundings at all times. It's not even similar to echolocation; the Miraluka can literally perceive everything around them through the Force at all times and at least out to several hundred meters. They can not only perceive intangible things like colors and light, they can do so to a level beyond any normal person's eyes. Even if you put a perfect illusion or hologram in front of a Miraluka, even one that flawlessly imitates the object's mass, they would know instantly that it isn't the real thing. The reason they don't have eyes isn't because they somehow lost them, it's because they literally evolved them away because they don't need them anymore. And they don't need them anymore because their senses are vastly better at literally everything than eyes are.
>>92619311*they were
>>92619312Huh, cool, I guess thats probabky a good reason for why they got mostly whiped out by the empire. That and just being force users in general.
>>92618656NTA but.----Fate Loli Order---- 1000Engineer--PERKS-- 1000Cool Old Guy 0"Big Brother" 0Magical Modifications -200Next Round -300--GEAR-- 500Personal Quarters 0Command Seal App -300--COMPANIONS-- 200Living Legend -800 (Illya, Kuro, Miyun, Da Vinci Lily)--DRAWBACKS-- -600Ire of a Counter Guardian +200 (Sitonai)Pinocchio's Tell +200Kaleid Liner Collab +200
>>92619093Fate Strange New World has America Striker. Just make it a Confederate version.
>>92619319Yeah, it's pretty impressive. They're not even limited to range, either. Their ability to perceive subtle things like colors and light mean that they can also see things through them outside the range of their Force sense. For example, if you asked a Miraluka to describe the stars they could tell you what they look like. Their description might be a little weird due to how they're perceiving them but they can see them despite them being far beyond their Force Sight range because they can sense the light from them.
>>92619321Congrats, you are 1/3rd as good as a fatfag. Post three more builds to surpass them!
>>92619347I've been posting builds here for years at this point. If the dashes I use for my formatting didn't cause the archive to shit the bed I'd say just use that to search for them.
>>92619362I vaguely recognize the dash format. You get a pass. You are officially better than a fatfag.
Places with psionic tech? Like tech that interacts with, amplifies, or produces psychic effects
>>92619398Saga of the Exiles has you covered.
>>92619398Xcom, StarCraft, Victim Girls, Saga of the Exiles, Pokemon. That's all I can think of off the top of my head.
>>92619398Star Craft, Stellaris, Red Alert 3
Should I make my nuclear bombs into cute chibi waifus?
>>92619438Yes. That way it hurts more when they explode.
>>92619398Armored core
>>92619443Why would it hurt?
>>92619465They have to watch a cute girl be vaporized every time you drop one.
>>92619398Sins of a Solar Empire.
>>92619438>Fat Man>Little Boy>Chibi Girl>Mother of All BombsHuh. Dammit, if the Moab was nuclear, the pun would be perfect.
>>92619474Nukes usually detonate several hundred feet above the ground (after being dropped several thousand).
>>92619474Don't worry, their engrams are backed up by quantum entanglement at the moment they explode. That way they can be re-used and experience the joys of exploding again and again for all eternity.
>>92617750Shard, Stuivers are the most fucking simple thing in the planet. Just trade the stock of warmber you MOST ASSUREDLY HAVE as a lategame player and buy out the shop. Duh.Or better yet, cash in your bones.
>>92617983The issue with SB writing Worm ships is that they're bitches who sanitize everything they write and are terminally afraid of making characters truly fucked in the head or in toxic relationships. Ao3 meanwhile is having Taylor brainwash Amy into being OK with Carol's abuse at her own pleading
>>92619398The Skullman
>>92619312So, how does that interact with Force-resilient and Force-invisible species? Do Miraluka just not see them or is there a void in their perceptions? I recall there was a species that the Jedi just flat out couldn't perceive with force senses or precognition to the point where the Sith hired so many assassins of their kind they exhausted the pool entirely
>>92619536As long as the specues doesn't walk around naked thry can presumably feel the clothes on their person. The assassins you're talking about would be noticeable by their clothes and weapons, what the Miralukas would fail at is having precognition about their attacks. The real reason those guys killed so many Jedi is that they bypassed their Spider Sense.
>>92619398Marvel, Cerebro being the most obvious example, but we've seen other pieces of tech interact with psychic powers here and there.DC also got some pieces like some martian technology that is interacted with psychic powers, tech that protect the user from psychich attacks or even the Thinking Cap, a super villain's tech gimmik that gives him various psychic powers.
>>92619398>>92619553Get Cerebro from the x men movies or cartoons if you worried about Marvel. 616, the comics main timeline is the place most of the bitching on this thread comes from. With thr Ultimates verse as second place.
>>92619550So what you're saying is that the anti-Miraluka strat is to be a force invisible species, walk around naked and keep a gun inside your mouth?
>>92619567>keep a gun inside your mouth?I'm sure there's anti force materials on the lore if you look up. Like the leather of that lizard that is forceless.
>>92619567Nta but they can percieve (see is a bad word here) voids in the force too. Its like if a shadow was walking around, a blind spot in your vision thats human shaped. Just because you arent getting light doesnt mean you dont notice it.
>>92619559personally I like using the marvel jump and then just wanking that I am doing my own adaption of marvel, picking and choosing what I like, like most marvel fanfics not set in a tv show/movie do.No reason to adhere to the entire comic canon, not like most official writers even care(especially about stuff outside the series they're writing for).
What quality of cybernetics would I need to actually be able to improve upon my Pokemon's capabilities?
>>92619578Fair enough. I mean, most jumps eith just Marvel in the name don't even bring up which universe you're at. And, jumping to the timeline you prefer is honestly something many Maevel characters could do.
>>92619577I think a better metaphor is the invisible man movie when the sprinklers go off, and the water makes an outline of a guy.
>>92619591Man I havent seen that movie in ages.
>>92619584are you asking for general ideas or suggestions for specific settings with cybernetics?
>>92619632The latter more than the former; Pokemon in general are ridiculously high-potential beings whose physical and metaphysical capabilities are frankly absurd once trained enough. I'm looking for settings that have cybernetics that could be an outright improvement over even a highly trained high-powered Pokemon.
>>92619501I traded all my amber a while ago for a big Fluke core is the problem. Also whaddya mean sell bones, I've fucked off from the bone market for a while now and I've nothing I can seem to sell on short notice.Bah. I'll just have to keep grinding roof maps at the lab the hard way, I'm only 600~ stuivers from that Celestial Cinnabar Compass. Wait, less. Uh, 500~. Honestly I'm more frustrated by being unable to know exactly how many of the damn things I have than the grind itself, it's lengthy but not undoable.
[Forgotten Realms redux]"We have seen enough. Outsider. You were not dealt with in good faith, and I grant you my mercy"The battle with the Elder Evils had lasted exactly seven seconds the moment I had sensed a great incongruity in this reality. Ancient horrors lay sundered and smouldering around me as I drifted over their broken bodies. One of the two exceptions patiently waited as I infused it with my Essence-letting me tap a portion of it's nature, and protecting it's mind and body from ever being sundered with my own. Then Pandorym, the Utter Annihilation, drifted off to fulfil the contract initially proposed by it's summoners.The destruction of the gods.I turned to the other exception. The vaguely female torso sprouting out of it's worldskin was it's attempt to demonstrate understanding of the context for it's actions.Satisfactory."Mother of monsters. We deem your crimes MERE manslaughter, and your repentance sincere. Take this token of our forgiveness, and carve a river of our peace through the far realms"It accepted the white apple I imbued into it's worldskin. Rot and disease were replaced with Edenic verdence as high above this world, a passing celestial body left with renewed purpose."And. As for the rest of you"Kyuss screamed. Father Llymic flailed in desperation. It wasn't nearly enough. Threads of golden mantra tinted platinum with the Shimmer of the Wishing Heart swept over them, like unwilling moths forced into their cocoons. The outside of those cocoons hardened into stately marble carved with stark reliefs of vines, wings, flowers. "I am going to be brief. We have been sabotaged, and the sabotage is built into DIVINITY ITSELF. We would have passed judgement upon this world regardless, but this provocation demands an answer""Take aim at the highest plane. And in this one, we shall tear down the Wall of the Faithless"1/7
>>92619675The array swept across every sky in an instant. Blinding beams of light intersected with numbers mortal men were not meant to count in perfect circular geometries. Lined up with pinpoint precision to a portal in which the flames of Yomi Wan blazed eternal, and one where the Ein Soph's light shined eternal.Every world, even those far beyond Aber-Toril, shook next from the blast of Crisis and Anti-Crisis Energy targeted directly at the true perpetuator-who would not die easily, even with the full force of my attention. My eschaton-jouten swept over multiple universes at once, burning eyes within wheels casting down baleful judgement.From the portals to unbound light issued eight spheres-Ghosts writ large. From the portals to the blazing hells issued eight [knives] sharpened in the war of another world. Uncomprehending and fearful, all those below could only watch wrapped as Light and Darkness, Heaven and Hell, combined to form the true final shape. The [Hexagon].And the grid forced itself through the gap between life and death, to the worst place in this cosmos-filling and enveloping it with lesser [Hexagons] like a cocoon as I addressed those within."Greetings, ex-mortals" I said politely. "I've come to upend your world, for being a mockery of my perfect order"There were screams of fear. There were howls of defiance, shouts of grief-but mostly there was pain."I have a proposition for you. All I really desire is direct access to the underlying divine working that has you imprisoned. As such, your resurrection is on the table fully in my interests"Screaming.Pain.Pain....Pain."However. If you resent your fate. If you would save others like yourselves. If you wish to be part of something greater than yourself, I would like to incorporate you into the tools I will use to conduct this great work. I would make of you, Exaltations"2/7
>>92619677Most only desire an end to their suffering.That is expected. Mortals are finite, their perspectives limited /and there is so much pain there's scarcely any mortal left in the things hung here to dry"And yet.Some resist.Some examine the schema that Lucien and the Magnus present, as my fetiches enter the [Hexagonal Grid] that even now the gods are hammering desperately on the outside to see what is currently blocking off the souls of the unfaithful dead. Some gaze upon the portals to cosmic geysers, and watch as the [Hexagonal Grid] forges transcendent essences in the heat of my flame.Some accept. For vengeance. For gratitude. And ironically, in a few cases for newfound faith.And what of the gods? How do they react to reports of the Elder Evils (and Orcus) emergence, only to find gigantic cocoons imbued with Titanic Essence (and the bones of one roast pig)? How do they respond to godslaying light tearing through the skies to strike some unseen source?They panic. They turn on each other with a selfishness that insults the humble rat; it is easier to believe this is a second Vecna than to accept the existence of beings greater than themselves. Some of the ones that style themselves "honourable" like Amaunator and the Red Knight rush to rally their followers. Most of them, even those not explicitly evil, vent their frustrations on their followers-taking credit for ongoing events, insisting they are the one truths even as they scramble to figure out what's actually going on.The gods of this world are, after all, little better than men even without accounting for their collective atrocity of negligence.There are a handful of exceptions. In a distant realm Hecate receives a key to a place far away from ongoing events. Paladine is offered a pokeball.And Kelemvor is simply sent a note: "I remember your patronage. Be free" 3/7
>>92619681Kelemvor, and Kelemvor alone is given the privilege of angelic guidance to a designated sanctuary dimension prepared for him. There are jeers and shouts from the other gods, accusations of cowardice.He simply looks back at them as the gravedigger sizes up the soon to be dead and says "Reap what you sow"And as the gods vie among themselves for explanations, something passes at last through the [Hexagonal Grid] and back from death into life. Comets of burning pyreflame that go roaring across the land, each imbued with a terrible and voracious hunger that even gods fear. Trembling, Myrkul identifies it for what it is: The Spirit-Eater Curse, but usurped by some greater power.Even he cannot explain the indestructible essence that lies at it's core, though.The gods vent their disgust at the blasphemy. Then, they scream in horror as the curses hone in on them with the crackling fury of Light unbound and Darkness whittled with hatred. Many die to fill the hunger at their cores. Some attempt to fight them, quelling and sealing the curses-in this Shar is the most successful by tricking several into the Plane of Shadow, smugly banishing from the world.She is horrified when one breaks out after a few days, and takes off her arm for it's trouble.And as the mortals see their once-patrons hounded by relentless, inexhaustible essences, a new type of faith emerges. One preached by Gar and Blaize, of a savage era that the gods usurped from primordial beings-and of a new dawn where their own ivory towers are torn down by the providence of perfect order.Some of those mortals look upon the failure of the gods not with despair or righteous rage but...hope. Be it opportunism, defiance or enlightenment. And once bloated on the blood of gods, the corona of power enveloping the Spirit-Eater Exaltation chooses such mortals. 4/7
>>92619677>combined to form the true final shape. >The [Hexagon].Truly the bestagon.
>>92619684Deep within the [Hexagonal Grid], the last soul leaves for resurrection or Exaltation. And the data of every Elder Evil I have slain is analysed, refined, CULTIVATED to alloy my avatar in this world with Light, Darkness and the Wall. Atropus had no hope of reclaiming his mantle of Prime Mover but the hexagons extract what he was from what he died as. Zargon was indestructible even by gods as great as Asmodeus save for his horn, and the hexagons adapt out that weakness too. The Leviathan's Chaos is replaced by Law.The most important contribution, ironically, comes from the brief gesture of redemption to Ragnorra. Within the [Hexagonal Grid] Light actualises possible versions of my local avatar and Darkness creates Nightmares from manifestations of their emotions. These sub-avatars converse, trade information and commune with my eschaton shintai as it directs the blast of energy against the true enemy. A key focus is Truenaming and the Ancient Language. In human terms, I am turning myself into a decryption device for a language that can rewrite reality on a level even beyond the gods.A different analogy occursI am making an entire paper company's worth of machines to mass print character sheets, test them in whiteroom combat, and assembling a party out of the strongest builds.Why is Ragnorra important to this? Because Ragnorra is an embodiment of life predating the designs of the gods, which through my ongoing unified theory of alchemy and grasp of the Life Sphere and Arcana, I can use to discern a specific biological makeup.Like say, the lineage that allegedly connected Vecna to the Ancient Brethren.The multitude of avatars obtain information: The divine light fractures on contact with the enemy. Ao is intervening, and some of the gods are assisting. This will not be permitted.The cocoon does not shatter. The Darkness merges it with my avatars into a Final Shape.5/7
>>92619687Incarnae and Yama Kings cover each other as they rain calamity upon the gods from above. Ao's first attack grinds multitudes to dust-but their essences are reconstituted by the laws of my cosmos.And he turns instead upon the Spirit-Eater Exalted rushing the gods as the divine multitudes shower them with all manner of blessings to accelerate their transcendence. He brings down a wrath he knows will render gods mortal, and mortals dust. It shocks him to his core that not every Exalt dies, and those that do merely release voracious Exaltations restarting their killing sprees.One opening is all that's needed for their baneful powers to bring even Ao to his knees, even as my subjects bring the Exalted within reach of him."Quick! Split his mind and body!""Out of the way fool, clearly shattering a horn can make him vulnerable!""Vulnerable?! We clearly have no recourse but to banish him to the Far Realms!""Then why is it not working? Where do all these hexagons keep coming from?!""Because by powerscaling|the Logic of the Sword" I said, in a language that made their ears bleed. "I am more than the sum of my foes' parts"I am smote. I am cursed and struck. It matters not. I walk through the gods, and they crash against me, breaking like waves of meta and gristle. The Banefog merely burns away dross, refining what is left beneath. In six steps, I have reached the level of an overdeity. Ao turns towards me in a panic. YOU SHALL NOT INTERFERE WITH YOUR MASTER'S EXECUTION I tell him, driving him to his knees. Twelve steps through fighting, shouting, even begging gods. Asmodeus takes one look at me and runs for the hills.I am an Ancient Brethren.I look straight at Ao's master, and again in the Language Primeval I tell him YOUR SETTING IS BAD, AND YOU SHOULD FEEL BAD.And I pull out a gun made of Light, and shoot a bullet of Darkness right into the notional space between a theoretical GM's eyes.6/7
>>92619699Let an all-seeing eye pull back away from Ao's cry of grief, and the gods' screams of despair. Let us turn our gaze away from the screaming of the gods as Light and Darkness falls upon them.And look upon Aber-Toril, a thousand years later.It is a golden age. Men cry for the sun to bear them on beams of light, sing banquets from the soil and tell tales of ancient champions to fill themselves with their strength. Women sing their children songs of lost glories that manifest briefly around them, raise castles of jewels by storytelling them and inscribe timeless tomes of wisdom by holding debates with their reflections. In the distance, travellers board ships to crystal spheres or colonies in the Far Realms, while scholars ponder the miracles used to transform Athas from a wasteland to a garden of worldly delights.High above all speakers of True Names rule the Spirit-Eating Demiurges, and the Faithless Viziers watch over their souls. They sit on golden thrones consuming not faith, but the simple gratitude and contentment of men (and elves, and dwarfs, and all manner of other races) exulting in the joys of existence. They accept no offerings, brook no statues nor sacrifices. "We did not fight the gods merely to replace them" they tell their subjects."And what are gods?" ask the youngest among them. With great kindness, they show them the last trace of the old Aber-TorilThe Wall of the Faithful.No mortal's soul lies here. Only the gods, strangled with Darkness. Seared by Light. Taxidermied, forced by unbreakable oaths to manage their domains with painful efficiency-or in the case of those deemed unnecessary, to seal them forever. Crowning them all are Shar and Selune, one being again after I chopped them in half and stitched them together. And a very smug Kelemvor supervises the Wall as the last free god, and their eternal warden."Brick and mortar for your world" explain the Demiurges, "and nothing more"7/7
>>92619657Maybe something that removes the limits of their stamina? Even if you ignore PP as a singular power, there does seem to be a limit how much pokemon can exert themselves without becoming tired, be it using a lot of moves in succession, certain moves requiring rest after(hyper beam, blast burn, frenzy plant and the like) and some moves just becomign more unreliable as you use them like Protect or Endure.The strongest option for that would probably turning them into infinite energy androids in Dragon Ball, but that is a bit too high power, so I personally prefer this perk in Duel Monsters Shadow Realm.>Metalmorph(400): Flesh and machine are very separate worlds, but not so much in your hands. You’ve learned the secret of changing biological forms into machines, converting them into stronger metallic bodies and opening their forms to easy augmentation with the power of science. This allows them to easily have technology built into them and to have the benefits of being a tireless, powerful machine with none of the downsides to being just an average meatbag...of course, the subject will retain their original personality from the change. Unless you make some ‘modifications’, of course. As with the others, this process takes time to accomplish, and those you try to mold into drones will likely resist. Violently. What do you plan on using this for, I wonder…?Though that would probably add a steel type onto them(potentially resulting in pokemon with three types, like how trick or treat adds ghost types to pokemon).
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FBloadf2ezohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yJlvD49_8v8https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vpyEoHBVLB8alsosighyes, yes I knowI'm just posting it now because I KNOW someone will ask if I don'tFlat Snark is apparently Noble Phantasm-tierSpeculation about the 5th being a buff rather than a blast was apparently correctAnd the fucking Mountain Lad can apparently deliver Noble Phantasm strength blowsfuck shit fuck I know okay
>>92619772So Battler, I ask this now since you just finished tearing apart FR: which are the good gods to spare again? Kelemvor is one, but I think there were like five or six others?
>>92619772Ed Greenwood's revenge from the grave I see.
Duel Terminal is basically a jump for the monster side of Yu-Gi-Oh, right? And there's some vague all out war going on?
>>92619772>SpoilersHonestly that's all pretty tame.
>>92619853Correct on both fronts. There's 3 wars total but only the first 2 have Jumps. Usually ends in a cataclysmic manner that leaves all 4 tribes extinct except for a few to rebuild things from the ground up. Part 2 features the appearance of Sophia, one of the gods responsible for the creation of DT. The other is in part 3. Neither are friendly & would gladly destroy the world over again in order to have their way.
Again, thank you whoever recommended Heroic Legacy. I'm at last at the Echidna Incident and shit is hitting the fan hard.
Do you think the power of Diana in DC Earth 2 would apply beyond the individual sense, to see the weakness in army formations, or a castle, or a group of bodyguards and the like?
>>92620012personally I dont think so, since Diana is a goddess of the Hunt, while what you want is the power of a goddess of war. So you'd probably need to stack the blessing of Minerva on top of that to achieve what you want.
>>92616473>Many ship pages on Wookiepedia tell you the approximate credit value of the ship as well.A really nice freighter that can easily be fitted into a frigate is the gozanti class cruiser. Its can lift two walkers at once when already loaded and has a good amount of size. Best part is it only costs 200k credits. My plan is to go to a casino, dump my 50k credits on something, win big, and settle with the owners of the casino for a ship and an extra 50k.
Is there any reason hurling Atomic Breath at the the D&D Gods wouldn't work?
Jujutsu KaisenBackground - Cursed Spirit (200)PerksJujutsu (400)Cursed Spirit Physiology Cursed Form - Death Painting My Brothers Are DeadSorcerer Slayer (100)Something Special x2 - Strength, Speed (600)King of Curses (300)Cursed Techniques (+200)Four Styles Technique (800)The user possesses an unsurpassed martial skill and four different martial “styles” they can switch between.Swordmaster: the user can wield any melee weapon with supernatural proficiency, to the point they can do impossible things with the weapons like making them levitate or shoot beams of energy.Trickster: the user can dash around incredibly quickly and even teleport short distances.Gunslinger: the user wields ranged weapons with supernatural proficiency, scaling up their strength and projectile speed to match the physical abilities of the user as well as allowing for similar supernatural techniques as swordmaster.Royalguard: the user can block absolutely any attack, though they must time the block perfectly. These blocks build up energy in the user, allowing them to release it later to unleash an absurdly devastating attack.Drawbacks Service Potential (+100)Curse Magnet (+100)Culling Gamer (+100)Oath Sworn (+200)Star Plasma Vessel (+200)Yandere (+200)Arrogance of the Strong (+200)Trauma Party (+300)As the strongest devil hunter, Dante, fought the fraud, the king of curses, he began to take a stance. Sukuna shrunk back in fear, then Dante said "Royalguard!"
>>92620073It worked to take out the greek pantheon.
>>92620095>Arrogance of the Strong (+200)>Trauma Party (+300)You were awesome Dante. Top five fights Sukuna had for sure.
>>92620123Dante won easily, but Sukuna BM murdered everyone Dante loved on the way out.
how much dignity does your Jumper have left?
>>92620162I dont understand. Who is pic?
>>92620181Literally some random guy whose been living in the mountains his whole life. No, there's no punchline. That's it. That's his whole thing.
>>92620181FGO has officially given up entirely and is accepting people who are literally just normal humans with absolutely no special abilities beyond being socially isolated as ServantsRin and Sakura need 3 pseudoservants each to become a heroic spirit but this guy achieved it by just not knowing what a car is lmao
>>92609720JUMP #0077: Demon Souls+1000Location: 2. Boletarian PalaceAge: rolled 5 +25 =30Gender: MaleOrigin: Magician (100)Perks: >Soul Gathering (free)>Heightened Capacity(free)>Acolyte’s Knowledge (150)>Sage (300)Items: >Starting gear (free)>Sticky White Stuff (50)Companions:>Demonslayers (600)Drawbacks: >Sudden Surprise (+200)Total: 1200/1200Ryan +400Gender: MaleOrigin: KnightPerks: >Soul Gathering (free)>Move Set (free)>Soulcraft (300)Items: >Starting gear (free)>Eternal Warrior Ring (100)Lorelei +400Gender: FemaleOrigin: WandererPerks: >Soul Gathering (free)>Stable Movement (free)>Inner Self (300)Items: >Starting gear (free)>Thief's Ring (100)Sophia +400Gender: FemaleOrigin: MagicianPerks: >Soul Gathering (free)>Heightened Capacity (free)>Sage (300)Items: >Starting gear (free)>Fragrant Ring (100)Mortimer +400Gender: MaleOrigin: MagicianPerks: >Soul Gathering (free)>Heightened Capacity (free)>Sage (300)Items: >Starting gear (free)>Fragrant Ring (100)Elizabeth +400Gender: FemaleOrigin: KnightPerks: >Soul Gathering (free)>Move Set (free)>Soulcraft (300)Items: >Starting gear (free)>Eternal Warrior Ring (100)1/2
>>92620066Better not try that with the hutt cartels. Or if you do just try to be sure you check over the ship before starting it.
>>92620211Talisa +400Gender: FemaleOrigin: WandererPerks: >Soul Gathering (free)>Stable Movement (free)>Inner Self (300)Items: >Starting gear (free)>Thief's Ring (100)Heather +400Gender: FemaleOrigin: PriestPerks: >Soul Gathering (free)>Simple Belief (free)>Seventh Saint (300)Items: >Starting gear (free)>Ring of Sincere Prayer (100)Gaia +400Gender: FemaleOrigin: PriestPerks: >Soul Gathering (free)>Simple Belief (free)>Seventh Saint (300)Items: >Starting gear (free)>Ring of Sincere Prayer (100)Commentary: Houserule time. If I have to pay 600cp for imports, my companions gain a background for free. Also immensely disappointed that there is no discount for the Storm Ruler. Moving on Jumper and crew are going to set up shop in the outskirts of the capital and slowly explore this place. Not to mention investigate the unusual form of local soul power.Almost missed a thread. I#ve gotten to used to threads lasting almost forever.
>>92620210What? Didn't you need to be some sort of heroic or historical figure? What, did the mountain guy became famous for being the dumbest moron in Japanese history?
>>92620210Fatefags lostAntifatefags won
>>92620241Nobody even really knows he exists.
>>92620250Servant lore makes no sense to me man.
>>92619672don't worry I'm sure someone will release a browser extension that tells you at all times how many stuivers you have, how many stuivers you COULD have if you sold your shit and how many stuivers you could have had if you efficiently used bone market exhaustion like you shouldthey did it for Khaganian currency, why not for roofcoins
>>92620198>>92620210Remember the fate jumps say you cant choose anyone after the start of ww1 because they are too modern.
On the subject of Fate (we are always on the subject of Fate):>Passionlip has the biggest, fattest, meatiest claws>Illya is a closet OP loli homunculus who may or may not be the holy grail(?)>her best friend/sister(?) is a dark-skinned tomboy loli succubus and hobby exhibitionist who will literally die if she doesn't fuck (You)>There's a servant that's literally just 30 tan mousegirl meidos>Da Vinci is cute jk steampunk Batman or some shit>one of the eight billion seibafaces was salvaged by turning her into a cruel, hedonistic dragon loli who may or may not also be the holy grail(?)>notable best guy is a psycho aztec man-bat who squared up and threw hands with an omnipotent planet/timeline devouring UFO-spider-waifu thing and very nearly didn't loseAm I forgetting anyone important?
>>92620254Anon this is just because this guy is one of the main characters of Nasu's other visual novel and FGO is trying to cash in what little popularity he and Aoko have for some extra gachafag bucks it's not a matter of lore it's greed
>>92620241>>92620210>>92620198it's been implied he's trained like suzuki, and he's explicitely the strongest male protagonist in the nasuverse, at the start of his stories, becoming weaker by being part of human society
>>92620258I'm sure you can find a hermit from eras way before that. It was a common religious practice in the Middle East and China for thousands of years. Don't give up your dream of summoning some hobo who lives in a mountain, or the desert, or a mountain in the middle of the desert.
Was someone working on a jump for Gundam Space Lesbians or did I just imagine that?
>>92620272>he's explicitely the strongest male protagonist in the nasuverseno the fuck he isn't. it's not that he's strong because of his isolation or whatever, it's that he was the kryptonite to a specific baddy because of it and now that he's not isolated anymore that property is vanishingpowerscalers are retarded
>>92620267Ah, that makes sense.
>>92620279I imagine it must be truly infuriating to try and compete on a HGW and summon Literally Who Anchoress who lived in a hole inside a church for 36 years before dying of plague because a rat bit her
>>92620279It was a common religious practice after that too. Tons of christian saints were hermits living in caves or in the desert.
>>92620282Pretty sure you just imagined it. Wanna take a crack at it?
>>92620308I counted them as Middle East hermits, even if a lot of them lived in Egypt actually.
>>92620308Hell, it was standard practice for many churches until the 1500s to have some guy or girl whose job was to live in a cell praying, fed through a hole and never ever interacting with any aspect of human society or talking to anyone for their entire lives.
>>92620314I'd want to rewatch the show and I've got other things I'm working on but maybe I could do a WIP for someone else to adopt.
>>92620286>Calling the writer a powerscaler
>>92620262don't know how serious are the (?) but i'll try to explain anywayillya is the grail, that's accurate but kuro his basically the clone/alternate version of the illya of another universe, the mousegirl servant is that daikokuten doesn't want to come and send his servants within his saint graph, the loli da vinci is just an homunculus of the original in case she died, the original is similar to her ideal of beauty, the mona lisa, as far as i know the whore of babylon isn't a grail she just has some, and she became that monster because of the real life association between rome, in particular Nero, and the whore of babylon because of catholic propaganda
>>92620241Nope.Literally just a dude from a weird tribe that trains real hard in the mountains who came to experience city life, there's not even ever any indication he's particularly outstanding by his village's standards.And yes, Nasu has more or less decided none of the rules matter as long as a character is iconic enough to shill or as long as (current thing he's super hyped about) matters enough to rewrite the entire story around. And that's why random fairies can be alternate universe Morgan le Fays, and why ORT's heart can manifest as a cute wife.>>92619779Well for a start all the gods are complicit in the Wall of the Faithless business so in my book at least, merely being good-aligned isn't enough because nobody stood up for Kelemvor when he tried to oppose the soul racket. So I'm only picking out gods that went above, beyond and against their own interests to do the right thing:>Deneir: Sacrificed himself to keep the Weave running when Mystra died>Ilmater: His creed is about easing suffering so at least he's trying to better things while people are still alive, which is more than can be said for most. Doesn't turn away anyone either as long as their faith is earnest. Called the Broken God for a reason.And yeah, that's about it. Special mentions go to: Helm, who while I wouldn't exactly say is GOOD is also the only god who can be trusted to always do his fucking job. Ubtao, who isn't even really a god but a Primordial (not to be confused with the Exalted type) who sold out his own kind (again, NOT AUTOCHTHON) for a cushy position, punished a wicked city once and then kinda withdrew himself from mortal affairs. Also likes dinosaurs. And the Red Knight, basically the Athena of the setting but works for the Ares of the setting. Rational, good-humoured and likes jokes. Also the neutral arbiter of strategic warfare (as opposed to the Goku-like attitude to war Tempus personifies). Honestly I'd be fine with her and Tempus if they opposed the Wall.
>>92620328According to the explicit text of Mahoyo, Souujurou is just a normal fucking human with no special abilities who happens to hard counter a certain monster. The powerscalers are the one who insist he's actually OP or whatever.He's just some fucking guy, Shirou has an advantage over him because even at his most shitterly state he can improvise a decent weapon with magecraft (at great pains) and beat him to death with it
>>92620241servants aren't just heroic spirits anymore, and can include copies of other people since quite a while. Though strictly speaking you dont need to be famous to become a Heroic Spirit, theoretically anyone could be empowered by the world to defeat a thread and be recorded in the throne without anyone finding out about it, but such a hero would receive no fame boost at all and would be super hard to find a catalyst for. The closest to taht would probably be Emiya, but his literal contract with the world is a bit different.>>92620258NTA, but that rule was removed years ago>You may summon Servants from the past or future or even the present when taking this option through the jump. Within the setting, this becomes unlikely to the point of nigh impossibility, but you’ve been given a bit of an allowance
>>92620286i'm not powerscaling, and the most impressive thing was hitting lugh beowulf, an elemental with misteries older than arcueid, so hard that he tought he would die, wich weakened him, he wasn't his natural counter, he just was really powerful, i'm a secondary regarding mahou tsukai so if i'm wrong explain why without namecalling, since by what i know it's word of god he's the strongest
>>92620348nta, but Nasu himself said in 2012 that Souujurou fresh from the Mountains is the strongest main character in Type Moon>"For example, when Soujuro first arrived from the mountains in Chapter 1, he was stronger than any other TYPE-MOON protagonist. As he got used to civilization, and settled down as an "individual," he gradually became weaker."https://www.tsukikan.com/misc/4gamer-interview-with-mahou-tsukai-no-yoru-staff.html
>>92620012Not the jumpmaker obviously but I'm with >>92620047 on this one, DC usually distinguishes crit damage and wisdom/fate sense type things>>92620348Kid's got hands for days for a regular-ass dude, even if it shattered his fucking arms it takes skill AND brawn to hit a thing with fur as hard as steel hard enough to briefly stop it's heart. But yeah he's just like a Batman martial artist because of his weird village upbringing, Nasu just has a funny idea about what "human who has been living in the wild and training like a motherfucker" is actually capable of like many martial arts mangakas. Should've become an MMA fighter or something.
>>92620368Could you PLEASE learn to use capitalization and punctuation?
>>92620377Sorry, didn't think it was troublesome i will try to be more careful about it
>>92620368Nah that's correct. Souj doesn't have Elemental kryptonite fists, it's more the idea that the way nature spirit-like beings perceive themselves can have drastic impacts on how they actually function so Lugh got weaker because he was scared. Like a soldier with PTSD except because his powers are part of his physiology "I'm less violent because I'm scared" is tantamount to him actually being weakened from fear anyway.It's similar to the idea Enkidu became less powerful after he fucked that one sacred prostitute and changed form, but in an initially more negative context.
>>92620372>As he got used to civilization, and settled down as an "individual," he gradually became weaker."Every single Japanese shonen writer is 100% convinced that the secret to strenght isn't training, genetics, talent, or size, but autism. Like, the more of a low functioning, low IQ autist a nigga is, the bigger his power level.
>>92620368>he wasn't his natural counter,He was, you retard secondary, Souujurou being isolated is exactly why he's able to hurt Lugh (who resists all modern inventions and magecraft because of his age).And Lugh wasn't going to die. He regenerates instantly from the damage. He panicked because he has literally never been hurt and the second Soujuurou hit him hard enough he realized that he could actually feel pain, be hurt and possibly die, which made him go into a panic attack.
>>92620387Individual "i"s are capitalized as well.
>>92620373>Nasu just has a funny idea about what "human who has been living in the wild and training like a motherfucker" is actually capable of like many martial arts mangakas.he also reuses the concept in both his other stories at a time as that is exactly how the Nanaya family lived in Tsukihime, which gave them the ability to match servant level entities with human bodies and skill alone, and in Fate it's revealed that Sasaki was just some random guy living in the woods constnatly training his sword skills until he became able to do a sword slash that violates reality on the level of magic, which he used to kill a swallow on the level of a dragon.
>>92620388Yes i know Lugh was weakened by his fear of death, but it still was a result of Soujurou's power if he had that fear in the first place
>>92620404>he used to kill a swallow on the level of a dragon.Fuck them dudes and the waifus, how did that swallow got to that level? How big were the coconuts he trained with?
>>92620408Swallows can occasionally be found in Antartica those shits are tough as nails
>>92620406Add a period to the end of a sentence, like this. I know grammar is difficult for you, but it's necessary to not sound like a retarded ESL.
>>92620416It's impressive, to be sure. But from surving cold to the level of a dragon there's a bit of a jump. Unless Fate has the weakest dragons I ever heard of.
>>92620397Learn to read, i said tought he was going to die, i know he could regen, it's still ridicously powerful, and being isolated isn't enough to destroy an elemental heart alone, elemental wich if you remember allowed touko to fight an elder title, wich was therefore older from lugh, that has just a mistery of the 18th century compared to someone of the age of gods
Forget about regular humans being able to become Servants, being a poorfag is now a valid Servant skill
>>92620432s i g h
>>92620403Again sorry, I'm italian and it's a lot I don't study english wich I rarely use
>>92620324That's still a thing today even if it has become rarer. My hometown has a closed monastery whose sole job is to have a bunch of monks chanting hymns 24/7 all year round in a small cell.
>>92620432Glorious.
>>92620432>being a poorfag is now a valid Servant skillHave you ever been such a broke nigger, it became a intriscic part of your story like Excalibur to King Arthur?
>>92620432Is Aoko about to enter the ranks of "Reduced to a meme by FGO" alongside Saber, Tamamo, Lancelot and Nero?
>>92620463>"Reduced to a meme by FGOThe entire setting my guy.
>>92620408it's possible it's just some ancient monster that survived for a long ass time. Most truly powerful monsters in fate disapeared with the age of gods, but we know that on island nations like Britain or Japan it lingered a few additional centuries, and we know that more modern monsters usually survive away from civlization, sometimes even acnient ones do if they're sealed away or something.Living long does also help them gain power, as older=better in fate, like the Elemental Wolf Lugh Beowulf in Mahou.Alternatively it may just have eaten something for an immense power boost like that tree which ate a vampire and became a super powerful vampire forest. Maybe that swallow just lucked into finding a Divine Corpse and ate it.
>>92620258>fate jumps say you cant choose anyone after the start of ww1 because they are too modern.Nigga Edison, Tesla, Li shuwen and Mata Hari all died after the start of WW1. Not to mention the the same game that mentioned this also had Emiya who literally dies way past ww1.
>>92620463She was reduced to a meme a long time ago when her story role was diminished to Tohno's groomer. Nonetheless I can already tell if I had anything to the Mahoyo jump, what I had is going to cause me spiritual p a i n because Nasu decided to make the Mahoyo collab a haha funni event with fucking Spishtar running around and a fat ugly bastard just hanging out and so on and so forth>>92620408The Age of Gods was just whack like that. The laws of physics were so different that sometimes underworlds were right under your feet. So on the one hand, a god might have really liked that sparrow and blessed it. And on the other hand, in all seriousness the sparrow might legitimately just have been the sparrow equivalent of Soujuurou and just did pushups in the forest until it became dragon-tier.>>92620423Also for what it's worth FGO does have mook-tier dragons (that are significantly stronger than wyverns). They're still chunky fuckers with like 80-140K health but they're common enough to not have boss-tier healthbars so...yeah.
How do I make my companions stop being argumentative little shits about everything and arguing for the argument's sake itself?
>>92620463>Is Aoko about to enter the ranks of "Reduced to a meme by FGO"Nigga her entire personality post Mahoyo is pedo groomer.
>>92620493>So on the one hand, a god might have really liked that sparrow and blessed itImma be real, if I had the poers I'd bless some small forest critters just for the fucing lols too.
>>92620496Strip them of free will EZ
>>92620500>>92620493Aoko being a groomer is a retarded community meme. It's different from FGO reducing her characterization to 1-2 retarded jokes as an actual textual fact they will use for every single appearance of hers onward like they did to everyone else
>>92620493>Spishtar running aroundWhile its nice that she finally gets to do something I can't think of a way she would even fit in an late 80s urban fantasy school setting.
>>92616652>Punch harder>Punch harder>Move faster to punch harder>Grappling hook to reach villains and punch them>Flight to reach villains and punch them>Spider sense that doesn't work most of the time>Lame ass smoke nadeWhy even bother with the extra stuff.
>>92620496Simply agree with everything they say. Smile and nod. They'll lose interest on the argument eventually.
>>92620515>>92620539>PicLet it never be said that Fallen London doesn't know how to have some fun on occasion.
>>92620515>Aoko being a groomer is a retarded community meme>He doesn't know about carnival phantasm
>>92620539But that means admitting loss.
Rolled 16, 17, 13, 12 = 58 (4d18)Ignore me Im rolling ages for new companions, base of 10. Anything lower rounds up to 10.
>>92620515It is not just a meme, but a FACT.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3NXAM8fbDUE
>>92620515>>92620539no single thing shall be a single thing
>>92616796Mani of Machine.
as someone who loved playing her in Melty Blood I do like that they at least made her combat stuff look cool.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hFViSTS1T4M
>>92620282The one being made is not from this community so it's fair game here.
>>92620565>picSpinning is in fact a good trick
>>92620561no thing shall be
>>92620565That does look cool
>>92620565Maybe being able to attack multiple enemies in a single row of opponents is a sign of being a True Magic user. Maybe Clownga uses a Magic too.
>>92620565honestly it'd probably cool but I've just been desentisized to "servant squishes their face against your screen and fires beam" by this point so I just can't really careShe also looks dumb in that costume. Couldn't they just keep her jeans? She looks great on those
>>92616831The Gungeon.
>>92620593My biggest issue with FGO Noble Phantasms is that 90% of the time we have no fucking idea of what they do.As far as I know, The Domination Beginning just makes everyone see a close-up of QSH's face. The section in the mats with his NP literally just says "this NP takes effect."BITCH WHAT EFFECT
Best relationship perk for having multiple partners? Not necessarily a harem perk but something for when everyone dating everyone in the group to an equal degree, no fucked up power dynamics or the like.
>>92620621>The embodiment of the national prestige of the system of centralized authoritarian rule laid down by Qin Shi Huang. It weakens everyone on the field (without differentiating between friend or foe) and Qin Shi Huang alone gains an overwhelming boost in their abilities.So I guess QSH shoving his face in your face gives him a buff and debuffs you. Spooky. An Anti-Personal Space Noble Phantasm.
>>92620542It sure does!
>>92620621>The Domination Beginning just makes everyone see a close-up of QSH's face. The section in the mats with his NP literally just says "this NP takes effect.">BITCH WHAT EFFECTIt literally just makes everyone in a territory he recognizes as his own weaker and himself stronger.
Aoko My Beloved.
>>92620621I'm still not sure what Mary and Anne's NP means either
>>92620669No she's MY Beloved anon, you can have her sister.
>>92617079A gun like Der Freischütz's? I guess. It's your story and the option is pretty open ended.
>>92617079>>92620687There is literally a Distortion (the Marksman of the Mist) with a magic gun, it shouldn't be any issue
>>92620684I called her first. I'm gonna get groomed by her!
Jumps to be a rootin' tootin' Cowboy?
What is your Jumper's opinion on skub?
>>92620681>I'm still not sure what Mary and Anne's NP means eitherIf you're confused just read the Murderous brawler perk in god save the queen since that's literally just their noble phantasm.
>>92620681nta, but it means that if they cover each other they get a bonus to the damage their weapons inflict propotional to their disadavantage.LIke if they're surrounded by 4 servants their gun and sword deal a lot more damage, and if they're surrounded by 6 it's even stronger.
>>92620703>that videoskubber degenerates should be summarily executed, jesus christ
>>92620721(me)though looking at it again, apparently it maxes out at 10 targets
>>92620699It already happened to me anon.
The real question is what the fuck Oberon's skills are supposed to do.
>>92620753Oviposition. It's how he laid an egg in your mind.
>>92620432That's because the Skill is low level, like Cu's E Luck actually making his life suck.
>>92620753>Turn on lights, everyone fights harder because hooray sunlight>Turn off lights, everyone fights harder because hooray darkness>Glorified magical super-steroids that send you into a dream dimension after the effect wears offSimple as
>>92620753>Riding (A Rank): Reasonably skilled at mounting creatures. He handles intangible matters such as trends, information, and interpersonal relationships with ease.I have the slight feeling there was a better way to make a social skill then this
>>92620651all skeletons are used thoughever
>>92620770I mean Medb is a rider purely because she's a whore so who the fuck knows at this point.
>>92620700Thats way too much hair.
>>92620700Is a bush like that allowed on a blue board?Also, every jump is a good jump to be a cowboy.
>>92620783honestly she'd qualify as a Rider anyway considering her most famous story is her feuding with people over bulls.her chariot is even pulled by those things.
>>92620770especailly since he literally has a charisma like personal skill with a way more vague description>Night Veil: EX>Night falls, bringing great success to the party and increasing their will to fight by escaping reality.>Almost identical to Merlin's Dreamlike Charisma.
>>92620811>her most famous storyI thought it was peeing so hard she created a river.
honestly I think Nasu peaked with Gae Bolg. It doesn't really get much better then that one
>>92620800>Also, every jump is a good jump to be a cowboy.It's funny how true this is. You can be a cowboy in a modern setting, they still exist. You can be a cowboy in a western. You can be a cowboy in a cyberpunk setting, a sci-fi setting, or a post-apocalypse setting, and it somehow still works.
I like the story where medb convinced Cu's best friend to fight him to the death by saying he'd be a coward if he doesen't, ending with Cu having to Gae Bolg his asshole
>>92620624Honestly i'd just have it so both your Jumper and their companions have a harem perk each since that'd probably accomplish what you're wanting.
>>92620770Probably the result of a lame pun Nasu heard somewhere.
>>92620834You can be a cowboy in a monstergirl setting and herd busty cowgirls.
>>92620834That's because Cowboy is just a class that exists irl.
it's crazy what good pr Cowboys have.Like imagine how crazy it would be if kids regularly dressed as Shepherds and stuff.
>>92620834I just want to live in Ram Ranch.
>>92620834Reminder that cowboy is just the male western species variant of witch
>>92620864>Like imagine how crazy it would be if kids regularly dressed as ShepherdsKids in religious families regularly do so for bible plays anon.
>>92620864They never made dozens of movies and books and comics about shepeherds adventures.
>>92620883Literally every bible story and movie ever.
>>92620834I once threw together a quick cowboy ninja clan in Naruto. The focus was on Bukijutsu for guns, Blinding Speed for quick draw, and horse rearing.Narrative convention dictates that Jumper would have to fight a Nara at some point to imitate Lucky Luke's "faster than his shadow" thing.
>>92620864Cowboys have the better outfits.
>>92620864If shepherds wanted to be iconic maybe they should've done more to help colonise the American frontier. Just saying.
>>92620888>horse rearingdamnit anon, cowboys rear cows, it#s in the name. just give it a horse summon and be done with it
>>92620879Is becoming a cowboy the secret path to getting a witch waifu?
>>92620888They would legitimately be the only ninja clan that could pull off fire release and tool use and not be total jobbers.Do they summon giant cows or giant horses?
>>92620892Shepherd's literally look like magic users.
>>92620903Horse summoning but nin animal cow reaering.
>>92620887A lot of those guys aren't shepherds and a lot of those aren't fucing avendutres. Sure, a kid might play Jesus for aplay, but my grandma talks about her brothers and later my dad running aroung with toy guns going pe pew. Where are the kids pretending killing Goliath version?
>>92620903>Cow rearing to make ninja cows>Also horse summoningOkay, that actually does make a lot more sense.I don't know how I feel about the clan's money coming from chakra-fortified milk.
>>92620888Gotta have at least one guy with wind release who carves out a canyon by lassoing a tornado.
>>92620831The greatest problem is when every Noble Phantasm became "shoots you with a beam that takes an effect" in truth. Excalibur was great because everyone had some interesting Noble Phantasm with activation conditions and/or esoteric effects to play mindgames with and Saber just brought a glock to the 4D chess match
>>92620924Do not try to tip the ninja cows, they will tip you right back.
>>92620922Are you having a seizure anon?
>>92620922If you consider us running around with slingshots whacking passing cars with rocks that, yes
>>92620924>Fire breathing ninja cowsYeee haw, my ninja.>>92620926Cousin Bowie from the samurai side of the family who only uses knives and lassos.
>>92620905No because cowboy aura is so strong that witchws who get involved with them become cowgirls.
>>92620924>spoilerWell you know what they say about COWgirls...
>>92620936Tip the ninja cows is their jounin test for the kids to become a genin team. Fail and you're relagated to dude status.
>>92620958At least its not clown status.
>>92620946>witches who get involved with them become cowgirlsThe kind that wear chaps, or the kind with horns that lactate?
>>92620962The rodeo clow is the cowboy village version of Maito Gai, silly but incredibly effective.
>>92620700Fate Legends - Burgerland (Can't remember the actual name but it's the one based on America) Has a pretty good Cowboy perkline.
>>92620700Read Dead and the dlc have jumps in our drive, the generic westerm let's you go to many of the most famous movies.
Also consider using Ninja Tool Specialty (Rope) for ninja cowboy lasso shenanigans.
>>92620968Depends on the witch and the cowboy.
I'd rather be a pirate but I like this discussion.>>92620999Oh look a natural segway into QQ's bdsm jumps.
>>92621004I do like cutlasses.
>>92620700Go to grenadier and be a cowboy who does gun-kata
>>92620999not that anon, Bu I like the idea of also combining chewing tabacco as a tool with it, since it also stacks with fire release. You can even get a supply of chakra infused one through the Elemental Gourd item.
>>92619584With or without terastal energy?
>>92621003>Witch loves a cowboy, but is scared she might turn into a cowgirlSounds like a good romcom/porn premise
>>92621019>chug a bottle of whisky to power up your fire releases
>>92620924dont forget the chakra infused wagyu beef
>>92620565>being a magician is enough to qualify as Foreigner
>>92621019There gotta be a prospector somewhere with a ninja mule, tnt, and a pickaxe.
>>92621038Doesn't the ninja animal rearing make the animals intelligent?Slaughtering and eating them sounds like it'd be pretty awkward.
>>92621031I mean, thats not too different from the toad oil fire combo.Hell I could totally imagine Gamabunta just taking a shot of Sake beforehand and doing a alcohol based version
>>92621048Not always, the bugs from the bug clans never seem as smart as Kiba's dog.
>>92621048It can but doesnt have too.
>>92621043No, it's said that at least she has existance outside the domain because she has the attention of a cerain star wich orbit reversed or something similar, i imagine the red shadow
Would Occlumency help with dark side mental corruption?
>>92621048I think you can probably adjust that type of thing on how you raise the animal considering how people use things like bugs and birds.Like it probably depends if you want to raise them into companions or obedient tools.
>>92621073Doubtful
>>92621073Occulmency works through your own discipline and control over your emtions to protect your mind from outside influences, so it does likely offer some help, but it's probably not flawless if you do give into the dark side a little and allow your emotions to overwhelm you for additional power, which could put you on a downwards spiral resulting in you not only being corrupted to the dark side, but being unable to use Occlumency as well.
>>92619398>pictureCute horses
>>92621073Emotional control or outright corruption resistance seem more useful against dark side issues.
>>92621073Occlumency portects the mind from intrusion and helps lie, but Snape was a great praticioner and Sidious would've corrupted that nigga in one conversation.
>>92621073I think that not actively but passively, by training your focus and ability to control yourself to train occlumency you would better your mastery over your emotion, so not directly occlumency but occlumency gives a good mindset.
speaking of cowboy ninjas.Reminder that the Nara Clan's Shadow Possession Jutsu was literally invented to help them capture Deers, whos antlers they use to make medicine.
How rude is it to prank my waifus by making it so that whenever they step on a scale it immediately reads "ERROR" and a small earthquake happens?
>>92621161You will end up with them thinking its a powerlevel scale and the resulting earthquake being the world itself trembling at their power.
>>92621294I'll make sure to have them regularly get comically defeated by completely mundane and normal things, so they don't get such delusions.
The PAthfinder jump is fucking with me>choose four [50] items that youreceive for free, four [100] items at a discount, two [200] at a discount, and two [400]items at a discountAnd then it prices the Items I want the most at 300.Imma just use the 400s on it, but goddamn, why not just priece it at 400 at this point?
Alright you guys convinced me to try doing a cowboy chain. Now recommend me a good place to start.
>>92621352Red Dead Redemption
>>92621352A fistfull of rupeesgeneric western
>>92619672>shard is too much of a brainlet for Bone Marketlmao
>>92619672>>92621390Bone market?
>>92621401Fallen London stuff
>>92621390It's just an average of 30-50 actions at the lab bro, miss me with that weekly bone discount nonsense when I can just abuse my students to grind.
I love what X-men 97 is doing with Morph.Any place I could get a shapeshifitng power like that, which lets you copy physical powers, but not more esoteric ones?
>>92621452Honestly I'm just baffled X-Men '97 exists at all, it's such blatant nostalgiabait.Also try some Justice League Unlimited tech, that's more or less Amazo's bag. Can copy virtually any physical superpower, freaks out and leave if you use chaos magic at him.
>>92621352Go to Saber Wars and be a space cowboy.
>>92621452Animorphs lets you copy DNA based powers. You can also get a few second shifting and a power to absorb DNA through looking at people. The fact that you can make a chimera form by adding other forms together means you can make a super mutant in Marvel or just copy Morph's powers outright from him.
>>92621518>Honestly I'm just baffled X-Men '97 exists at all, it's such blatant nostalgiabait.yeah probably, but I honestly dont care, the show slaps. >Also try some Justice League Unlimited tech, that's more or less Amazo's bag. Can copy virtually any physical superpower, freaks out and leave if you use chaos magic at him.I did think about that one but he also copies a bunch of stuff I dont want my jumper to have like Martian Manhunters psychic abilities or Green Lanter's Energy Constructs.
>>92621557Only thing that really comes to mind is [PROTOTYPE], if your willing to be violent about it.Maybe an Omnitrix if your willing to wait a bit for new forms.
>>92621557>>92621452All I know about Xmen 97 is that Madeline Pryor could get it
>>92621518>>92621557Is it nostalgiabait for earlier X-Men shows or nostalgiabait for when Marvel was good?
>>92621603They took all the tits and asses away. Then pulled a Rogue fucks Magneto to keep her job, because he can touch her and Charlies gave him everything, even the X-Men.
>>92621616Yes.
>>92619708Not gonna ie, this is fucking epic.
>>92621640Yeah, modern marvel is shit, news at 11. Madeline still would get it. I now the bitch is crazy, but that just means she got that grip.
>>92620346>>And yes, Nasu has more or less decided none of the rules matterFor the first time right....For the first time right.
Is coffee good for jumper?
>>92621664Anon...
>>92621616the nostalgia bait is specifically for people who like the 90s animated x-men show, it doesen't really offer anything for the others.It does include a lot of stuff for comic x-men fans though.
>>92620346Or why ORT can become a Liz that was laid in your brain.
>>92620346I see you are a Helm enjoyer as well.Fuck Mystra man.
>>92620565The face and smile are ruining it for me. It make the whole thing uncanny.
>>92621015The boob thing is dumb, but ye gods, the animation in that fight is just so fluid and good.
>>92621719Boob-Bullets is just how that's done there. Both fighters are doing it, so you know it's a real thing rather than a character quirk.
>>92621681Profound mismanagement of the Weave compared to Shar not ever letting the Shadow Weave go haywire aside, Mystra loses a lot of points just for being Elminster's sponsor. And Elminster is just Ed Greenwood's shameless power/sex fantasy.
>>92620593>She also looks dumb in that costumFaggot
>>92621739Eh, Elminster is cool, as long as you forget he's Mystra's fuckboy. It's (relatively) easy.
>>92621766Ahem.Harpers.
I had a dream I was jumping Dark Sun. How would people view the flying utopia city with endless plants, food and water rules by a god king?
>>92621782Generally with their eyes.
>>92620930Even back then tons of Servants had big booms:Medusa's horse is essentially just a big boom, Cú has a Gae Bolg in boom form, Archer can copy booms, Caster can fire booms, Gilgamesh has THE big boom.
>>92621739Remember that literally anyone could have taken over the shadow weave. Its built on the heart of karsus thats literally just sitting there waiting for someone to take it. Its not even guarded. You can literally just take it and make your own weave as the netherese mages were trying to do before shar fucked them over.
>>92621781It's easy to forget he has anything to do with harpers too.
>>92621782Dragon kings gonna eat you.
>>92620432>Being a Magician grants you all thatWell, that's nice.Also her original Saint Graph is 'Traveller'.
>>92621794Okay butBUTHear me out. If it's that easy.Why hasn't anyone?
>>92620831Ah yes, the Gae Bolg. The spear that hit that bend time and space to hit the heart of it's target but is stopped by pretty pink petal shields. Truly peak.>>92620930>Excalibur was great because everyone had some interesting Noble PhantasmGiorno lied. No dignity.>>92621793It's not even about boom, but just glorified powerwankfest. "My thing is better than your thing because *insert stupid reason*"
>>92621819Because everyone is stupid.
>>92621819Why did nobody unseal the Cute and Funny Uchiha?
You ever have such a specific chain idea about how you want to start a chain but you either can't think of a suitable starting jump or you haven't seen the media of the jump that would otherwise work for what you want?
>>92621831Now see here, I'm no Naruto fan but there is a legitimate explanation for that one. Racism.
>>92621798>If we ignore everything about this nigga, he is alright.>>92621831Cause she wasn't invented at the time, I bet.
>>92621839Not really. Your starting line tends to not matter a lot after a few jumps. Sure coming up with a cool prologue is fun but's all it is. A prologue to a much bigger journey.
>>92621842Only Tobirama and Danzo were racist against Uchihas. And when 99.9% of the Uchiha clan was exterminated, they could really have used an Uchiha Girl to help breed a new and more loyal generation of Uchihas. Danzo even had the special brainwashing eye that would've let him forcibly make the Cute and Funny Uchiha utterly and absolutely loyal to Konoha if he wanted. And yet she remained sealed.
>>92621856Cause, hear me out on this one. They hadn't invented her yet.
>>92621161Yuuka is cute, but so is Noa.
>>92621850Basically, yeah. If you just think of him as that funny hat guy who's a high level wizard here to guide you, he's pretty great.I remember in BG2:ToB, he outright admitted he didn't want to fight you. For a supposed Mary Sue Character, that's big. Imagine a writer doing that today, in BG3.
>>92621352Pokemon, become a new trainer class.Fitting Pokemon could be Rapidash, Ludicolo, Cacturne, Heliolisk, Tauros and Miltank
>>92621881>For a supposed Mary Sue Character, that's bigHe was supposed to be more of an avatar than a full on slef insert. Specially on the hands of non Ed authors. It's actually somewhat common for rpg writers to put in characters that they or their buddies played. Like the 8 big wig wizards from Greyhawk that are just player characters from Gygax and the people he played with
>>92621891>become a new trainer classYou don't even need to be a new one. Rangers in Unova have the aesthetic, and there are flat out farmhands in Sinnoh (Rancher/Cowgirl as gender specific).
>>92621881Elminster is alright when you ignore all the circumstantial detail written by his original author and put him squarely in the hands of less horny people that only know him as "funny hat guy here to send you to the next quest", yes.Alternatively, you could put it thus: Elminster is fine when he's not being written as Elminster, but being written as Fizban instead.
>>92621850>>92621866See, Arthur Conan Doyle, this is what we call introducing a plothole. Yes, she wasn't invented yet. But now that she is invented, one needs to take their place in the story into account. And her place in the story makes absolutely no sense. She was just sealed up in a place that anybody could find, and the seal was not particularly hidden. There is no Watsonian explanation for why she was not a factor earlier in the plot and plenty of reasons why she should have been involved far ealier if she did exist. The fact that she wasn't, the fact that she wasn't even hidden, the fact that she was so easily found and unsealed, leads to her existence being a retroactive plothole for the rest of the series.
>>92621905And the cartoon had the old man with a fucking revolver on the episode that was cut.
Someone mind reposting Generic Erotic Horror?
Reminder that if a setting doesn't explicitly mentions how guarded an fairly known artifact/item is, it just means it's sitting there unguarded. The reason no one took it is because you are smarter than them.
>>92621934Oh, I agree it's a problem for the plot. I'm just saying that it was caused by how obviously inserted after the fact she was.
>>92621930Well. Yeah. You're right. I kinda have to kneel for this one.
>>92621951thats how I my jumper got the starheart from the retirled Alan Scott's home
>>92621959Also Takhisis is the objectively sexier and more fun version of D&D Tiamat.
>>92621958The funny thing is this could have easily, EASILY, been solved by simply saying "the seal degraded after a couple hundred years and only just now became visible/breakable", but they didn't bother to do even that much. They mentioned that her very fucking existence could be found and read about in the Konoha public library. The goddamn public library.
>>92619772>2nd vid third spoilerI'm not even mad since its looking like he is getting buffed somehow to pull it off. Not to mention he just ceases to exist after the one attempt. I don't recall seeing him wearing the prince of persia sands of time drip in Mahoyo. I'm also pleasantly surprised that Aoko counts as a foreigner rather than a caster or berserker.
>>92621979I dunno who that is, I only know Tiamat, and that Tiamat is a turbo cunt.
>>92621831>>92621934She is a game only non canon character.
>>92621951Counterpoint: quite a lot of artifacts/items are hidden by obscurity. Even if they're legendary, most people don't know where they are or if they're even real. Having metaknowledge lets you circumvent this issue and find major artifacts or items that have been lost/hidden/forgotten that otherwise go untouched until some unknowing schmuck stumbles across them.
I promise this isn't a fetish related question, but do you know of any waifus with any facial scarring/burns?
>>92621998And the game could have done the bare minimum to make her lore compliant by making it so she was actually hidden/hard to unseal for whatever reason until she was found in time for the game. But they didn't do that, and thus we must ask these questions.
>>92622008Any if you give it to them.
>>92622008Balalaika.
>>92621979True and real.
Aoko is prime fuck meat AND she can destroy the universe (and has reality/causality warping power
Is there any lore reason why you can't worship more than one deity in Pathfinder? What if i wants to worship Desna, the sun goddess, and Shelyn as a trinity?Also im trying to make a divinely empowered wandering shirtless warrior build. Already set on taking the sorcerer and oracle classes for the divine empowered part, but what martial class would fit the rest of the theme the most? I offer Booba as payment.
>>92622016True, but it's not really a retroactive plothole for the rest of the series in this case since it's shitty writing in the spin off game.
>>92622008none that start wtih them.And even those that get them throughout the stories are rare, only I can think of on the top of my head are Mikasa from attack on titan and Tattletale form worm
>>92622030Still jobs to Jetstream Sam and Sukuna
>>92622050Nah, she kills them both. Comically easily, at that.
>>92622035You can, the HellKnights worships a union of 5 of them. You just can't receive cleric/paladin power from them I believe.
>>92622030According to Nasu, still jobs to Medea.
>#110 - Land of Shadows - Fate Legends: Irish Myths>Drawbacks: Rage of a Divine Queen, Scatty2Hatty [1400]>Age: 17>Starting Location: Erin, The Ulster Cycle>Background options: WarriorGreen Life [Freebie]Life of a Knight [Freebie]Puppy Love [Freebie]Runelord [1100]Godslayer [500]Jumpers’ Gae: The same as Gae Bolg’s ability which reverses cause and effect to strike it’s target through the heart regardless of their actions or abilities [300]Hounds of Culann [Freebie]Lord of the Spear [100]Canon: Scáthach [50]Canon: Medb [0]Jumper is gonna be pulling a Balor=Odin and pull his own invasion of the islands. >#111 - The Circumstances Leading to Waltraute’s Marriage>Drawbacks: A Comedy Of My Own, Don't Know When To Quit, War Is In My Soul [1600]>Age: 38>Starting Location: Midgard>Background options: God (God of War)Just As Desired [Freebie]Watchman’s Wit [Freebie]Lady of Love [Freebie]Eye In The Sky [1400]Dead God [1100]Gungnir [800]Hliðskjálf [600]Casa-Super-Nova [0]Not A Wig [Freebie]--Scenario: Ride The Valkyries-Path: Win all the challenges-Reward: The Nine Valkyrie SistersJumper continues with the Odin incarnation, this time getting the Gungnir, as well as the Valkyries companions. While also causing a lot of war and mayhem.
>>92622035Lore reason? None whatsoever. They only get power from one, but they can pray to many gods without issue. Your trinity for instace, would see nothing wrong with your prayers, but only one of them would actually accept you as a priest.The only armorless guys I ever seem are Monk/Barbarians.Blood Ragers are a Barbarian+Sorcerer hybrid class that is draw without armor a lot, but the character sheets always have them.
>>92622054Nah, she can't do shit. A single cleave or explosive draw is all or takes, she couldn't even react fast enough.
>>92622035Oracles don't get power from deities.
>>92622030Good luck seducing her (its actually really easy she's just a Tsundere without any of the Dere.)
>>92622058You can get cleric/paldin powers from one God while still worshipping others. Unless you try to worship the Paladin Goddess and Asmodeus at the same fucking time like the fucking Hellknights. For some reason, Iomede doesn't seeem too flattered.
>>92622008It's pretty obscure, but Eternal Return has Rozzi (and Lenox, but her burn scars are on her back rather than her face).
>>92622065Without true magic. >>92622050>SukunaWhat's this phenomenon called, when a popular character gets wanked to the point where a city buster can defeat every creature in fiction. This happens with every fotm/fots
>>92622110>What's this phenomenon calledA hype job.
>>92622110A meme
>>92622100Sounds like the crab from bakemonogatari
>>92622110>Without true magic.True magic during the Age of the Gods was just regular magic.
>>92622110Stand proud you cooked.
>>92622100Just be a good dog.
>>92622156It's the other way around, all magecraft during the Age of Gods was true magic. It doesn't mean that all spells or systems were of the same scope or potency as the current Five True Magics of the modern age, but they were all on the same level when compared to modern magecraft.
>>92622168Soujuurou appeared in the FGO event in his thirties and still didn't hit that.
>>92622096But the whole class says that your powers come from the divine, the mysteries even have the associate god listed for each. At least that's how i understand it.
>>92622201No one in FGO gets laid unless is a bad end. I am a secondary and I know this.
>>92622201And he confessed he likes aoko. Lel. Time for some ntr action
>>92621819Because its "Lost" and by lost I mean its sitting there inside his calcified mountain size corpse producing a literal river of magic. Nobody goes and gets it becaus nobody ever thinks to check where the origin of this magic river is, even though its literally on the map
>>92622201His sprite looks so shit.
>>92622211It comes from the dvinie, but unlike a cleric your powers don't come from an obvious deity. You could easily say your powers come fromcone or all three of the Goddesses you worship, I would let it fly on my table desu. But the lore is that most oracles don't know who empowered them and why.
>>92622229Also, oracles are given powers. They ain't like old paladins that could be cut off from their magic if they didn't get enough good boy points.
What was the last build you worked on?
>>92622226He's a NTR husband character what do you expect?
>>92622201Soujuurou is basically asexual and Aoko is an eternal Christmas cake who needs to groom little boys.
>>92622243Made a JJK blood manipulation build like yesterday. Cursed techniques work well as discount Briah's
>>92621666Pic Source?
>>92622243Lost Valley of the Dinosaurs. Rediscovering Babs' autism.
>>92622243Made a build for Pokemon Unova.
>>92621982>Trapped for hundreds of years because no one in Konoha reads
>>926220352e added rules for worshipping Pantheons.>2eI know, I know, but there are rules now.
>>92622035It's a weird relic from DnD, where the makers couldn't fully understand that in polytheism you actually worship several, if not all deities.
>>92621819Why Doesn't everyone in TES just drink Skooma until they CHIM? Why does every Mage in Nasuverse except the Animuspheres refuse to use Magecraft to make money?Sometimes the characters really are that stupid.
>>92622352Does drinking Skooma give you big milkers?
>>92622229I can work with that. Maybe take a perk from each of the deities to lean more into idea of jumper being handcrafted and given powers by them for [reasons]>>92622243Pathfinder
>>92622352Because CHIM isn't real and the universe doesn't operate like the shitty video games.
>>92622352>Why does every Mage in Nasuverse except the Animuspheres refuse to use Magecraft to make money?nta, but I am pretty sure that the majority of mages use magecraft to use money, from family heads maintaining and renting out leylines and making patents, to specialistis selling thier mystic codes/creations, to mercenaries just selling their services in performign spells for others or killing with magic on their behalf.From what we see making money is like the only common use of magecraft outside of combat and using magecaft for scholary purpose.
>>92622384Alchemy loops are real and horses can canonically scale 90 degree cliffs.
>>92618667It looks fun, the gameplay reminds me a bit of soulsgames, the overall plot was a bit predictable once you got the first clues of the actual lore, certain character relationships like the bond between Eve and Tachy could have been fleshed out a bit more since the game doesn't give you much reason to care about it like it does with the bonds between Eve and Adam or Eve and Lily. Everyone looks good besides when deformities are intentional, I think the one with the biggest tits is the batshit crazy yandere boss. I would say it's somewhere in the middle between your spectrum.
>>92622243Marvel Magic
>>92622352A lot of Magis use it to make money, Stay Night even mentions how shittier magis sell their cum for extra money.
>>92622243Wizarding WorldEra of the MaraudersAge: 11Gender: MaleLocation: HogwartsBackground: StudentHalf-BloodSAPs: Part Veela (200)You’re A Wizard (Free)Muggles Don’t See Nothing, Do They? (100)Animagus [Utahraptor] (200)Magical Compatibility (100)Three Dimensional Travel (Free)Modification and Creation (200)Animal Communication (200)Beast Master (400)Gear: The Wand Chooses The Wizard (Free)The Jumper and the Wizarding World (Free)Bertie Botts Every Flavour Beans (Free)Inks and Quills (Free)Companion Import (Free)Drawbacks: The Adventure Continues (+400)
>>92622243Star wars kotor. Im still not technically done since I havent assigned the 600 for each companion yet or figured out if I want to take drawbacks. All I currently have pencilled in is my build, their races, and their age. Hell as it sits Im going yo either need to use one of my ships or teleport us off korriban.
>>92622243A servant expy for Fern from Frieren in Fate Zero, just wanked to have been a minor mercenary mage in the past who became a counter guardian to greatly enhance her magical powers.Though I I mostly copied her design and power theme rather than her history/peronality.
>>92622243Generic Creepypasta. I went high mobility and survivability with a few fun gimmicks like lots of stretchy appendages and the Gigantic + Compression combo. Almost finished with my time there which feels like a bad joke. It's hard to take a lot of Creepypastas seriously when they have dumb names and you can face tank them, but they're killing people all the same and that's fucked up. Jumper is braver, but also frustrated on his way out.
>>92621831>only 2 (two) nsfw picsWow, that game must've been a flop.
>>92620262I think it's important to note Oberon, who did nothing wrong.
>>92622551He didn't kill them fast enough. If he had done his job properly then Britain would have already been destroyed a thousand years ago.
>>92622352Because CHIM is Vivecs cope for why he totally isn't gonna lose his God powers. This is the same dude that got raped and brutalized by Molag Bal and still said "yeah it was totally consensual" in the same paragraph. All of which may have just been a metaphor for actually getting raped as a prostitute in Morrowind and becoming a God afterwards.The fact that the only people who claim it exists being>The literal God of Rape>Dagon the God of cope>Vivec the aforementioned tranny liar>Mankar Cameron the deluded retard who got tricked by DagonShould be proof enough that CHIM is a cope and a lie.
>>92620700Magic the gathering now has Thunder Junction the cowboy plane. It doesn’t have a jump yet, but you can hit it up via the iconics jump if you want to.
>>92622243It should be Mage the Ascension in my current chain.
>>92622699Whats your paradigm?
>>92622352Mages do use magecraft to make money though, but it’s usually on the scale of renting out leylines, using charms to within their stores to make customers more likely to purchase stuff or being magical mercenaries. What Marisbury did was taking a fully charged greater grail, capable of giving him actual true magic and using all of that power for nothing but cash.
>>92622214At least 2 sex scenes that were not bad ends come to mind. Sex with the bi-pirates in their shower option during the first summer island event and mana transferring with Kukulkan in LB7. Its not easy to get past Mash's attempts to protect your virginity but its been done before.
>>92622485Reminder that there are no rules against fucking your padawans. In fact its important to do so to teach them not to develop any long term attachments.
>>92622746Nta, but worth not that even before that he still had a lot of cash, like he talked about how he already ourchases a nuclear power plant and oil fields and stuff, but that he needed still vastly more money to finance chaldea.
>>92622763>Sex with the bi-pirates in their shower option during the first summer island eventBased Anne and Mary, those two never get enough love.
>>92622008The ones that talk back a second time.
>>92622728Reality is a fiction and Jumper is just manipulating the stage around him.
>>92622008The brown cat girl from Jobless Reincarnation.
>>92622008You can steal the MC's wife in Jigokuraku for that fetish.
>>92622850So what do you do for rituals? What is the lever you use to move things? And what spheres are you specialized in?
>>92622373>slop_jumper_2.jpgAny chance I could get more pics of him, maybe as a redhead? I want to shamelessly steal that as my jumpers pic.
>>92622941>https://www.bing.com/images/create?Diy
Are their any skin tight items/armors that are as good as the one in Fate Ireland?
Best jump to get horse cock?
>>92622964>>92619091>Generic Universal Monster
>>92622964Neon Dreams of Organic Toys, Fate Horse Order Class Bestiality, Teen Titans.
>>92622954The only skintight outfit item I can think of off the top of my head is the Taimanin suit, and that's just an ordinary costume-type item.
>>92622964Being a centaur is pretty cheap in Quest for Glory.
>>92622243I was making a build for Dragon Ball Super just last night, the idea was that I was gonna pick the administration origin, and after seeing Zamasu do his thing, and Zeno start the Tournament of Power, I was gonna decide enough was enough with the gods, distract Zeno with a never ending box of legos, use one of the 50 fucking methods of infinite power, revive only the mortals in Future Trunk's timeline and take over that version of the multiverse as its god.
>>92622954The power section in DCAU can be integrated into an item of your choice, to include a skin tight super suit, if you want. That way you could have something thin enough to be body paint that somehow gives you super powers on par with a kryptonian.
>>92622954Depends on the way you want it to be better. There are similar pieces of equipment in several different settings, but each one seems to be specialized a bit differently. What feature(s) are you looking to focus on?
>>92622954Both the symbiote suit and the Witchblade come to mind.
>>92622977I think I once saw it stated that the Taimanin suits are bulletproof.
>>92622992nta, but Lana Lang in Smallville does actually get a skintight bodysuit that gives her Kryptonian level powers. So when she and Clark fuck, it causes a minor earthquake that is felt around Smallville.
>>92623007Where and which? Cause being bulletproof on the "Sengoku like" version of the Taimanin doesn't guarantee bulletproof this day and age.
>>92623007NTA but that wouldn't surprise me. The few times it happens Taimanin tend to blast through regular human enemies. >>92623017Did he stop after oen thrust or what?
>>92622954Power Rangers Armor?
>>92622997Defense, Allure, Physical stat boosting, maybe some body shape hiding so my 15 inch dick & pendulous balls just looks like a bulge?
>>92622895I went with the 600 CP version of Mastery, with Arch-Mastery of Time, Mastery of Mind, Correspondence and Prime. And then the others.As for ritual/focus, I don't really know. I was thinking on enforcing tropes by certain acts, treat some stuff as props, maybe some causality fuckery by treating stuff as panels and maybe using writing for Mind to enforce someone to follow a certain script.
Is an Exalt less difficult or more difficult to Compleat properly than a Planeswalker, and does that depend on the type (Celestial, Terrestrial, Alchemical, Exigent, etc.) or not? I'm fairly sure Jin-Gitaxias could figure it out given enough time - he figured out doing it to Planeswalkers - but would it take less time or more?>why not ask /exg/?I don't really see them answering crossover questions like this.
>>92623031Not sure, but I do remember it was on Akun. It was also suggested that the suits might be made of nanomachines.>>92623032>NTA but that wouldn't surprise me. The few times it happens Taimanin tend to blast through regular human enemies.From what I’ve heard, Taimanin tend to lose out of combat more often then in combat.
>>92623032>Did he stop after oen thrust or what?no? They just did it normally and where asked afterwards by someone else if they noticed "the earthquake".https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8R5RF6poR1MThough I have to correct myself, the earth quake fuck was when Lana Temporarily was empowered by Kryptonite and Clark's powers, she gets the suit a season later where she got proper control of them.
>>92623047The Exalt can probably defend themselves against corruption better.
>>92623067>From what I’ve heard, Taimanin tend to lose out of combat more often then in combat.Very true. One day I'll get of my ass and make a webm out of Yukikaze casually killing a corrupt politician's bodyguards.
>>92623038>DefenseMost superhero settings thanks to material composition alone. The Incredibles is a great place for a basic one since you can also get that mass produced set that copies the main one's upgrades for your whole squad. From there, most of our Marvel jumps offer plenty of ways to customize it further with various metal weaves/alloys or Unstable Molecules.>AllureThe above, Taimanin, Yuna and the Haunted Hot Springs, and/or Ayakashi Triangle. While it's sort of glossed over, that last one comes with a temperature control enchantment among a few other minor ones.>Stat BoostingMost supernatural settings offer this, though there some imports you might want to look into like the power armor available in The Batman. Magical girl transformation trinkets and henshin belts fit this need pretty well.>"presence concealment"D.Y.N. Freaks for Kitted Out, on account of some weirdly specific Demonbane lore.
>>92623067Action Taimanin's opening cinematic shows the girls deploying their suits like magical girl transformations and the wiki says they're supposed to help with Taima particle usage. The fact that they're reputed to be bulletproof even when they show off a ton of skin makes me think their armor benefits might be derived from taima particles rather than their physical construction.
>>92623047I mean, Abyssals and Infernals are already examples of sucessful alterations to solar exaltations. So while it wouldn't be easy it should be possible to make other changes.
>>92623040If you are running on fiction logic naybe reinacting scenes from books, manga, or tv to do effects would work? Like cosplay to enhance a ritual. I specced hard into entropy and spirit magic myself so that I could do stuff like toss a stick and have it land pointing in the direction I need to go or use my spirit magic and entropy to bind evil spirits for personal servants to do my bidding and my rituals are like a mix of shaman magic and onmyoji stuff since my tools are mana infused ink and a brush that grew out from just being inspired by naruto fuinjutsu bindings.I love talking to people about their mage paradigms.
>>92619699Why exactly did Ao fight against you? He doesn't give a shit about what happens to the FR gods. If anything, he'd congratulate you because now he can find replacements.
>>92623047Not sure how the Exaltation compares to a Planeswalker’s Spark, but Compleating seems like it’d count as a Shaping effect, so Solars and Lunars would be best equipped to resist.
>>92623110honestly the hard part about altering them is catching them in the first place. but altering them is easy hell the great curse was made like that. as long as your not making them weaker. diminishing is the only thing they can't do since even if all of oblivion swallowed creation the exaltions will still survive.
>>92622954my thought immediately go to our Super Sentai and Kamen Rider jumps.Several of those have powersuit crafting perks. So making one that fits whatever aesthetic you want is just a matter of building it that way.
>>92623126Technically the Great Curse is patching a weakness in the Exaltations, it’s just that the weakness was left in there in order to insure long term stability.
>>92622964Fairy Tail, use the power of friendship for a partial transformation magic. Also my little pony, I imagine.
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>>92623126>as long as your not making them weakerNot true, Abyssals are still assmad about the Neverborn giving them shittier charms than Solars.
>>92623120I was going more with manipulating the current story, rather than bringing new ones into the current one. I'm sorry anon, but I have been more of a Vampire and Exalted guy myself, so I don't know that much of mage besides reading the core book once years ago and the occasional quick wiki refresher.
>>92623189Eh thats fine. Not a lot of people seem to enjoy mage. I heard werewolf was really fun and vampure was fun but had potential to ruin friendships since you are encouraged to be a backstabbing prick.
>>92621782The Dragon Kings will murder and eat you in seconds.
>>92623180I mean apparently turning abyssal might have been built in with autochthon is the only primordial with death built into him. not surprised that could have been a last fuck you by autochthon
>>92622352>Why Doesn't everyone in TES just drink Skooma until they CHIM?Because that's not how it works you retarded secondary.
>>92622941Just use bing image generator and put modern anime style in the prompt, that's how i got my pics.
>>92621782Dragon kings no diffs you
What version of WoW do you recommend to visit the shitshow of a setting? I will always have fond memories of WoW and so I am going to revisit that nostalgia without have to pay a subscription or deal with the lackluster gameplay. I know we have on really old WoW jump, a WIP, and the other sites have made their own but I have not looked at them. I also wish there was a good non-DnD inspired tabletop WoW adaptation.
Rolled 4 (1d4)>Bard>Monk>Fighter >Samurai
>>92623262You could use the wibbly woobly timey fuckery of their Moba setting to visit the game while it was good. Heroms of the Storm is the name IIRC.
>>92623262Classic is the closest to just being Warcraft 3 and gives you the most amount of time to either steer things in a less shitty direction or just ignore developments you didn't like.
>>92623282Wake the fuck up, Samurai. You have to burn a city in California.
>>92623262Go to the heroes of the storm jump and take the drawback that connects all the universes. You can freely go to Azeroth if you want
>>92623307>>92623310Wasn't there one anon who was working on a jump for the entirety of WoW?
>>92623262A fanfiction version.
>>92623328Went MIA while working on it and stopped providing updates.
>#112 - I Saved Too Many Girls And Caused The (Little) Apocalypse>Drawbacks: High School Never Ends, Genre Blind, Mine and Mine Alone, The Taste is Indescribable, Banjo’s Curse, Overworked [2800]>Age: 16>Starting Location: Aburaamu>Background options: Outsider, God [1400]We Never Made Any Sense [Freebie]Fake Heroism [Freebie]I’m Neutral [Freebie]Book of Books [Freebie]Happy Findings [1300]Careless Whisper [1000]Keeper of Crossroads [600], replace Rekka God’s Spear: import my Gungnir (The Circumstances Leading to Waltraute’s Marriage) [0]“J” [Freebie]Evil From The Past [Freebie]Prodigy Apprentice [Freebie]Bag of Coins [Freebie]Flight Unit [Freebie]Hologram Gem [Freebie]Jumper becomes the arche-typical harem protagonist, and gets overworked by his endlessly growing harem.>#113 - UnsongDrawbacks: Age: Starting Location:Silicon ValleyBackground options: Demon [600] Other Purchases: Facet Of God [Freebie]: Antagonism (Samael, the Poison of God)Obscene as Cancer [Freebie]The Broadcast [Freebie]The Cosmic Serpent [300]The Bident: import my Gungnir (The Circumstances Leading to Waltraute’s Marriage) [0]Jumper incarnates as the Poison of God. And then he proceeds to destroy Silicon Valley.
>>92623179What is a thread but a miserable pile of builds?
>>92622796That just seems needlessly cruel, Im not trying to make them sith.
>>92623354You say that but we only get several dozen builds out of nearly a thousand posts on a good day. Miserable lack of builds more like it.
>>92623367Post builds then.
>>92618483>what's your favorite type of -dere? Also, lolis, jk, or hag?Deredere (Hinata type from Naruto) and loli.
>>92623368Already did when anon asked above.
>>92623367problem is that builds alone aren't interesting, the character limit doesen't allow for anything but superficial summaries of what you do there, and the single player nature of the 'game' makes most people not inclined to show their summaries/writefaggins anyway.
>>92618483Obviously deredere.Hags are good, but in animeland jks are basically the equivalent of real world early 20s, before girls start to approach the Wall.
>>92623262Arrive early enough to prevent the Forsaken joining the Horde and you can head off most of the factionalism nonsense before it starts.The undeads bullshit is responsible for most of the pre Thrall-retirement fighting between the Horde and Alliance. Squash it early enough and you'll prevent so much crap.
>>92622806Summer Tamamo also drug rapes the protagonist.
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>>92623123Because the knowledge from the setting comes from thread memes and FR gods live rent free in his head because of it.
>>92622008Hanako (Katawa Shoujo), Weiss and Cinder (RWBY), Malice and Nailah (Fire Emblem), Sakura (Danganronpa), Chris (KonoSuba), Francis Drake and Jack the Ripper (Nasuverse), Mizuna Trude (Log Horizon), Miss Lady (Devil May Cry),
>>92623369>DeredereAn underappreciated archetype. Honest girls are cute too.
>>92623542>>92623508Post zombie waifus.
Best early chain waifus for a shy, awkward lesbian jumper?
>>92618056You should jump Free Cities, you can literally turn your city into an architect society. That's where I went for Mature women and murdered loliniggers...
>>92623328Dude stopped due to irl problems if memory serves.
>>92623595Yuri Alpha from Overlord(technically a Dullahan, but those are just an advanced Zombie race)Mumei from KabaneriCindry in One PieceLiv from IZombie(we dont have a jump, but you can use Generic Paranormal Romance if you really wanted too)
Can I shit on the memory aids whale with Re:Zero build? Val said>>Color Mage/Magic on the Brain plus the DP would make you roughly around Roswaal's level in the affinities you have.So basically, I should be at least equal to Roswaal in all affinities I have, and stronger than him with Yin & Yang. But I don't know how Roswaal himself stacks up against it. Although I assume he would probably be easily able to kill it.Lugnica CapitalTravellerPeak Performance 900Color Mage (Yin & Yang) 700Down To Earth freeMagic On The Brain 300Divine Protection Of Sorcery (all elements) -500All The Usual Cliches -300Vessel 0
>>92623649Roswaal using all affinities and the magic combining stuff was put on the same level as Puck in his beast form. Puck I believe beat the whale in one timeline that Echidna has shown.
