What cartoon can I transition to if MLP is too godawful to endure any longer?
>>28338779Death.
>>28338782/Thread
Ok fine! I get it that Twi is an alicorn, But no Starlight OR Rarity in this episode?? When did this little shit face become important.
>>28338688Rarity doesn't do sports.I have no explanation for Starlight.
>>28338688Because Starlight is probably deep into her studies and would rather study then do sports and Rarity doesn't like dirt as we all know.Besides, Starlight could just TP the basket to where ever since she's one of the only unicorns that can teleport things so she may have an unfair advantage.
They were busy at the weekly unicorn meeting where they make fun of earth ponies and pegasi
Did Snails get taller? He seemed like he may have grown a bit but it's hard to tell since they aren't around much. He was tolerable in this episode. Wish they'd ditch how he talks a bit. Yeah he's dumb but come on, let him talk at least like a mildly normal person.
>>28338688>he needs Rarity for an episode to be decent in his book
618 - Buckball SeasonWritten by Jennifer Skellyhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oH-th2n3skMhttp://www.dailymotion.com/video/x4rqeuaStarlight Glimmer and the Secret Suite is storytimed here, followed by Equestria Girls: The Legend of Everfree!>>28294117>>28331474Friendship is Magic #45 is still storytimed here!>>28302653With a buckball win as a feather in the cap, Ponyville should like seeing the game go further. Will they only continue to watch their star players, or will more ponies start to get in on the sport? The unicorns in town could use a lot more practice with baskets, at least. Not that all of them will be prodigies in waiting, but a little more coordination couldn't hurt any pony.Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>28338739uhhh what is sb drawing and why is she blushing
>>28338739Being a futa filly is hard-on.https://www.derpibooru.org/757105
>>28338744Well... that is sylveon after allLove => sylveonFriendship in the day=> espeonFriendship in the night=> umbreon
>>28338739>artist actually fixed her cutie mark
>>28338756the same thing scootaloo draws
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>>28338343“When do they come again? Your suppliers.”>“They come when I send a message for more supplies! I tell them a dead drop spot and they give me the pickup the next day. I swear!”“What else can you tell me? Are you leaving anything important out?”>“NO! no, I’m not. I just sell drugs for money, buy form them when I need more, they gave me that tracker, and they gave me money as an incentive to start and continue with them.”“Just you, nopony else?”>“Yes!”>Silence fills the room as you think of your next move, the stallion having a small shiver.>“W-what are you going to do to me?”
>>28338635Nothing, you will just be restrained in here for a day or two while I take care of business. we shouldn't turn him in yet and try to arrange this ambush, maybe get some cops to help.
>>28338635Smile at him to show him our fangs. For now he's going to stay right where he is and if he makes any trouble it won't be a bullet between the eyes, he'll just get a little lovebite. A small one to make sure the neurotoxin takes a long time to kill him.>>28338669We shouldn't get the cops involved if their systems are compromised. That'll just alert the droppers.
>>28338635"Nothing for now, but if you try to escape or anything Fixit here will bite your balls off."Time to arrange the drop. Wander the station and pick a dead drop spot with a good vantage point on it. Send the message and place a package full of newspapers in the drop site. Then we wait...pull an all nighter if you must.>>28338669-1 vote for going to cops, we risk spooking the suppliers.
>>28338669Lets see if we can find the other dealer first. Also, lets try to figure out the tracker.
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>>28336941Why would you do that?
>>28337362OR here. Even though it's a warmup, you did a good job drawing Fluttershy.
>>28337423Just did this one. Swim in dresses. Why don't you tell me what you want this to be instead? I need to practice holding back eye-rolling.>>28313967
>>28336149seriously awesome, my dude
>>28329606>>28329833thread wanted some /r/, here is a 2-for-1 deal
How does /MLP/ feel about real horses? They used to scare me.
>>28338445Speak for yourself, faglord.
>>28338380Horses are scary. They are clumsy, and if this 600kg thing will stomp on your foot consider yourself handicapped. I got a crack in a bone just from 110kg pony
G- Guys come on. I didn't make this thread for lewd.Can't we just have a nice, quiet, relaxing, platonic discussion about pretty horsies? Y- You can do that, right?
>>28338542No.
>>28338542Not even ponychan could do that.They also want to fuck horses.You are better off making a forum account.
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>>28338585"I told ya I'd ace that test! Just look at that smiling face at the top," she said pointing to the corner with the happy face sketched in blue ink. "That's the smile of sweet revenge!" Simmer gave it a brief look over. "Why is it blue? Doesn't the teacher grade in red ink?" He asked her. Broil ignored the question and tactfully changed the subject. "So, like, it's super great you're coming to practice with me again." "I get a ride home after this..." She smiled and wriggled her eyebrows. "And you get to see me looking super cute in my uniform." Simmer tightened up and found himself squeezing the life out of his backpack's shoulder straps. She did look nice in her volleyball clothes, he admitted. "A-Actually, I'll just be working on my history homework for the most part." "Fine by me. But you're the one missing out on the eye candy," she said with a smile. Once through the gymnasium doors, they picked up the tell tale smell of sweat and rubber. Already team members lined the glossy hardwood floor, doing their part to stretch before they started practice. Some sat in either one of the bleachers on both sides of the court and chatted about recent events and rumours circulating around the school. Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>28338606"Hey, we all have our moments ladies. You were looking pretty winded last game." The mare said as her hoof rubbed her chin. "If Thorn hadn't picked up the slack when she did we wouldn't have made the winning point." "I told you I had cramps!" She puffed her cheeks out as they giggled amomgst themselves. True, Broil thought. Though the team had a pretty diverse cast going for it, what with a zebra, a deer, and both the girls being halfbreeds, she still found Thorn to be her closest teammate. Not to mention her mother always brought a tupperware full of blondies for the girls after the game. She would literally kill for those snacks, she thought. Only for two full contsiners though. She's not gonna sell her services for cheap. Simmer, meanwhile, tried to make himself scarce and started to make towards the bleachers. Except he got startled when Silver Vine noticed and called out to him. "Yo, where're you going Simmer?" She said with a mocked frown. "What are we, bran mash? Not gonna give a word out to your sister's friends?" 'What? I was supposed to say something? I didn't want to interrupt!' Simmer thought. He felt the moisture immediately form on his face. She probably expected a response sooner or later, but he feared the silence had already entered into awkward territory. By the time Simmer had come up with something to say, an orange sized lump had already made his way up his throat. He met her eyes for a second, waved once, and directed his gaze back to the floor. "Oh, Broil, you better go change quick before coach sees you." Silver Vine said. She continued the flow of conversation quite nicely, making up for prior dead air. Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>28338651Broil wiggled her tongue out to all the way to Thorn's nose and blew a short raspberry in her face. Silver Vine laughed at Thorn flailing her hands too late to avoid the spittle that hit her before they both they left for the court. "Gare á tois!" Broil took her backpack off and tossed it to Simmer who narrowly missed the catch. "Watch my stuff for me?" He gave a small nod. "Thanks! Je re!" Simmer watched as she strided towards the girl's locker room and disappeared through the door. Finding a spot not too far from the exit, Simmer sat down on the cold steel bench. Broil's backpack, which was comparable to carrying a bag of two intact cinder blocks, shlumped out of his hands beside him with a thick and muffled thud. Why she insisted on shoving all her textbooks inside was beyond him. You wouldn't really expect much considering its confetti themed design and it's religious inclusion of 'Disney' stickers. By contrast, his bag was filled with one textbook-notebook combo per assigned class and included a solitary 'This Equestrian Life' pin on its side. In any case, he decided now would be the best time to work on his assigned homework. Broil stepped out of the locker room in between the same time it took him to doodle three sketches in the margin.A shrill blow of a whistle made Simmer look up and see his sister strutting towards the middle position just behind the front of the net. Her hair was fixed into a long ponytail and her practice clothes enveloped the various contours of her body. The coach, a rotund looking beast of a mare, had her whistle around her cream colored neck. Her voice was one of a boot camp instructor ready to put her cadets through the nine circles of hell.
>>28338692"Alright team! At the end of this week, we'll be up against the terrible St. Equinas private school in Cavalry." She sucked some air through her teeth and trotted back and forth. "Now, as you know, they've been undefeated for the past three games-" A collection of groans filled the air while Broil sputtered her lips in aggrivation at her team's spirit. It's like they're already giving up. The coach continued. "-Mostly due to the fact that half of the team is made up of minotaur students. I had the pleasure of visiting Cavalry once this year, and let me tell you girls, those are the meatiest freshmen students that I've ever laid my eyes on." She nodded her head. Thorn laid back on the floor in defeat. "Friggin' kill me." "Be that as it may!" A hard stamp of her her caught everyone's attention. "We refuse to be dissuaded by this! We're gonna try and hit 'em hard like we always do." There was an aggitated series of 'oohs' and a spindly hoof waving frantically for attention. "Oh! Oh oh! Coach Soft Serve! Are we still gonna go pizza partying even if we get utterly stomped this game!?" Broil chuckled to herself seeing her teammate anxiously biting her twitching lip. The deer looked like she was about to explode. Coach Soft serve, however, threw her head back and groaned like a haggard elderly man being harassed on his deathbed by his Armani wearing, potpourri smelling, eye whitening, trust fund sniffing Pomeranian of a great grandson repeatedly asking whether or not he was his favorite youngster. Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>28338725Yeah, that's about all I've got so far. Originally it was going to be a part of another sory I'm writing, but I got stuck on this part and decided to turn it into its own thing.
Heroes and Villains editionOld thread: >>28139144The original, read it first:http://www.fimfiction.net/story/119190/EqD Side Story Compilation Post - March:http://www.equestriadaily.com/2015/03/fallout-equestria-side-stor-updates.htmlTales from the Wasteland:https://docs.google.com/document/d/1jjr70KyM4O4tilvWOPMbgT0c9hPnFK12xUQW6wGrCm8PnP Document:https://docs.google.com/spreadsheet/ccc?key=0ApDd-Pi_fJGZdGZiN0U0ajdtR3dTZ0FVQUh4cnhqencComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>28338462Does he have problems with his kidneys? Glowing eyes like that are a common issue. Would be an interesting story bit that part of his character is he has urinary issues and has to take meds for it, but they're not pleasant. Makes more sense as well since as Shoddycast said, rad away would cause the toxic elements to come out in piss and shit.
>>28338462Mud cracker is best cracker
>>28338499Dunno!It'd make sense, because he's wandering around everywhere in a radioactive wasteland.Wouldn't know where to put that without making it seem forced. Or blatant. Or fetishy.
>>28338462Needs more booping.
>>28337398I'd rather not lose a content maker, so until I see a picture showing him refusing to come back, I will keep hoping and talking.
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>>28335816>my female companion now not only appreciates the mountain of fetishes and affectionate servitude, but now understands where they came fromnothing but gains
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>>28337830>>28337842>>28337856
>>28338729Damn son, how many hours did this glorious edit take you in MS paint :^)
>>28338761more than I care to admit to
Can we have a YLYL thread? Checked the catalog and I didn't see one. I have been away for a while though so I apologize if there was one very recently.
I see doom and gloom over the series at times and I'm curious what the ratings are as of late. Are they good enough to get a seventh season or more? I still get a lot of enjoyment out of the series. Sure Hasbro seems to stick their head in at obvious times to stir the pot with things they want to market, but overall it's still cute ponies in a fantasy world living out their day to day lives, which is what I made me like the show to begin with. I'm not as obsessed with it continuing as I was before, where the thought of it ending actually made me sad, but I'd still be happy to see it continue if it stays as good as it has been. My only major complaint is that really good episodes seem to end too abruptly. I guess Times they are a Changling could be an example but that also felt like the first half or so of the episode dragged on in spots. Maybe just work a bit on pacing overall?
pacing has been terrible in almost all episodes this season, as for your question as long as it keeps the money flowing the series will stay.
>>28338747There won't be a season 7. Even better, this board is going too. After this community did everything wrong loudly and proudly as hard as they could, they pretty much deserve it.
THE ZONE SOUNDS LIKE A HORRIBLE PLACE!
>>28338561>>28338612>>28338626reddit/mlp/ has arrivedstop calling pure reactions for the purpose of comedy meme faces
>>28338626>>28338612Sometimes 4chan takes a while to post your shit, don't be a desperate fuck you fucktard.>>28338694Ýou kill youreselve, faggot
>>28338715>when a show needs to mention a special audience you are in so you can feel better about your miserable life
>>28338737>All the pandering, episode 100 and else>NOOOOO THEY AREN'T MAKING FACES THAT CAN EASILY TURN INTO MEMETIC SHIT FOR EASY ADVERTISING, YOU ARE MAKING IT UP, RETURN TO REBBIT/9GAG/FUNNYJUNK
>>28338758I really hope you used that image ironically, because I feel sad for you to have sunk this low.
Would you say he's a hero, Glorious and Brave if he told you something you wouldn't believe?Spike thread, share your rare Spikes.
>>28323333Well, quads confirm
>>28330422If that would happen it would be great and sad at the same time. because Spike is the only pure character. Who has more reason now than the whole mane6.Yes, I am one of those who actually likes him.
>>28338375Spike has been a better character than most of the main cast this season.
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I want to pin Twilight against the wall and have my way with her. I want to slide my hand up her shirt and smell her nerdy musk as she unwillingly gets wet. As she stutters and tries to ask me to stop, I will bring my hand up her skirt to feel the wet spot on her panties and tease her, saying that she is secretly enjoying this.
>>28338508B-but I don't want to
>>28338440>she is secretly enjoying this.You were doing good up to this point.Boner cancelled.
>>28338670I just want to bury my face into that crotch
>>28338440>EQG
>>28338493>OP wasn't a grillShit. OP they're onto you!!
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>>28337329Lower faggotAnd get that fucking hand off your leg
>>28338336>Be Anon >Lurk /ck/ since the beginning of time>Why the fuck are there small pony(?)-dog things all around you?>Why is there a bigger white horse?>Why is your head ringing?>Remember kids, Don't play with portals.>Pass out.>Wake up in a hospital.>It's one of those pony-dog things.>"He's awake! Doctor! Somebody get Doctor Redheart!">It talks.>Be escorted out after 2 months of tests.>Crash with Twilight because apparently you will be quote "taken advantage of if a mare doesn't take care of you, m'lord">Welfare runs out in a few weeks.Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>28338708>High Fucking Standard swings by to appraise your food.>Takes one look at it before declaring it unfit for her pallet.>"You simply do not have the skills to cook for the upper strata of society. Why don't you look for a herd that's willing to take you and cook for them. The household kitchen is fitting for a colt like you.">Fuck that.>Fuck it>Fuck it>Several ponies have been lurking around your stall for the past few days now.>Your customers have become too scared to come around.>A few days later you are hit by a health violation.>Twilight is unable and probably unwilling to help.>Offers you free lodging until you can find yourself a herd.>Fuck that noise.>Go see the cakes and negotiate a working contract despite Mrs Cake being against it.>"You look like a strapping young colt Anonymous, as much as I think colts should stay in the kitchen, why not just settle down?"Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
Mares are silly creatures.