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Episode 525: The Cutie Re-Mark Pt. 1
Episode 526: The Cutie Re-Mark Pt. 2

Written by Josh Haber


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Goodnight, MLPG.
The measurements are the same as always. This doesn't stop him from receiving a set of data skewed in favor of the subject episode, and declining for the others
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And then the fatal result, for such miscalculations were not to be taken lightly.
What is this from? It sounds interesting.


Welcome to the Equestria Girls & Humanized Thread! Anything with >no hooves is welcome and encouraged here. If you like to write, draw, read, or critique the humanized versions of the ponies, then this is the thread for you.


Fimfiction Group: http://www.fimfiction.net/group/204505/human-eqg-fingerbang

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smells like a pony's ponut.
>tfw Korra, Adventure Time, and eventually ponies will lez it up for money
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anyone got some feelsy or sad Apple greens?
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Human Twilight a cute
Was someone writing?

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>Ponyville seems to be a hotbed of excitement these days. Between the dragons roosting in the mountains, horrid monsters wandering out from the Everfree Forest, ancient ruins discovered deep in the earth, and the ever-presenting of all-out war between the Equestrians and the Gryphons, it seems like everypony looking for fame or fortune is flocking to this town.
>It is an age of knights, adventurers, dark magics, and destined heroes.
>You are none of these things.
>Your name is Pot Luck, and you just want to run your inn and tavern, the Sword and Board.
>You've begun the new day by looking into expanding your business to include a lunch take-out service, and have recruited Rough Diamonds to be your test subject.

Archives: http://anonpone.pineapplecomputing.com/anotherday

Characters: http://pastebin.com/RVB0Hjqp

Inn floorplan: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1fouKOvZLar5QZ4zOwmvnXA1hcPZ5UIBXNuy8RN0oFME/edit?usp=sharing

List of Supplies and Upgrades: http://pastebin.com/WgG9utrB

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Double agreed
How about both? Give a half truth and offer to keep the scroll? Makes it much more believable. Maybe throw in something slightly embarrassing so they won't want to pry. Like the whole aphrodisiac fiasco.
>I think I saw one a few days ago, passed through here wearing a hood, though I could make out some stripes on their coat. Wasn't paying much attention though. I was much more busy with another pony, if you know what I mean.
>Waggle eyebrows
lets not mention the drugging of our customers, for legal reasons.
Talking about fucking to a guy we barely know that's working is weird.
Okay, maybe don't mention that part.
Just ask what the bounty is supposed to be for instead,

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Request, draw, submit. Mark requests with ‘/r/’ in the name field or comment field, ‘/d/’ for deliveries, ‘/ic/’ for critiques.
Please be patient with deliveries.

Current Drawfagship Thread: [Currently Inactive]

Previous canvas: >>25565581

The Unfulfilled /r/ List is made at around 300 posts into the thread.

The OP header image (without text) and all other images can be found in our

A list of all the drawfags who draw here can be found in the

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>sempai noticed me

Oh gosh. Thanks.


>try removing the contours on their necks and let the colors speak for itself

I've thought about that. I'll experiment some time with it. I told myself I wasn't going to experiment with color until 2016 but I guess it's not a big deal with starting early.

> looks as if the back of her skull is very flat

I can see that now. I think I'm showing too much of the furthest eye.

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Need more artwork of this cutie, porn or otherwise.
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Ima be honest I forgot about this thread for a while quite a while actually..

kek thanks

I like how bold your lines are. I wish I had the confidence to make mine that bold.
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glad to have you aboard

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the-roles-are-where-they-should-be...in-the-kitchen edition

Previous thread: >>25453599

The premise of this thread can cover a multitude of issues. Maybe you and your wife are fighting over something insignificant. Maybe the spark just isn't there anymore. Either side is welcome to have issues with the other.

If kekoldry is your thing, this isn't your thread.

New content is welcome, and discussion encouraged.

Pastebin of previous threads and current stories thus far: http://pastebin.com/ARKY1Kny

Featured Stories:
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>(x)Let her go.
>(x)Write in option.
Well whatever, apologize i guess and let her go.
Can we let her go AND cry like a bitch? I think both are pretty much inevitable at this point.
I wouldn't have included a write in option if there wasn't a way to actually have this end positively. Same with Blueblood.
In that case, since Broblood is now God-tier permanent bro, I elect to let him make our case for us.
C. tell her off (since much of what she says simply isn't true) (and cause aggressive catbirds respect/are attracted to a strong partner)
or, for the same reasons, maybe just tell her no, overpower her, and carry her back inside.

this has promise too.

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It's that time of the week again. Like always, post anything relating to the Princess of the Night.

Story archive: http://pastebin.com/He5X50m6
Last Moon-day: ain't in archive
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>>“You both know what it’s like to hone a skill, yes?” she wonders, but it’s not a question
>One finger traces over the rough – sometimes jagged – edges of her work, and a far-off expression crosses her face as she continues
>>“To achieve perfection, we must fail many times, mustn’t we?”
>Her eyes look beyond the pulsing, green coils of the walls
>>“This was the tenth sculpture I ever endeavored to carve”
>>“I wasn’t skilled, but I had just enough experience that some boldness had crept into me, and I wanted to try something just a little more grand, even if it might not work out”
>>“I mean, one doesn’t create something like that,” she points to the unfinished – but thus far immaculate – statue that towers in the center of the floor, “or like you,” she turns her gaze on Celestia, “without leaving a wake of imperfect attempts”
>>“By necessity, you never met her”
>>“But you must know, because you are her”
>>“You hear the echoes of her being”
>>“Like a lullaby”
>>“And they tell you”
>Luna’s eyes are full of hungry curiosity, and the last of Celestia’s aggression is holding at a slow boil
>Seeing their eagerness, the queen splutters and covers her mouth with a hand, waving the other one at them manically

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It's so-so.
>She pauses to cackle, and while it sounds cracked, you can’t help but notice that it isn’t bitter
>>“But the big mistake here lies under the surface,” she explains, wiping away a tear
>>“The Evermare had so much love”
>>“She had so much to give, and there was no one to receive”
>>“Not without going mad or being vaporized, or both”
>>“So she made me”
>>“And believe me, I can take it”
>>“More than that”
>>“I need it”
>>“But something just wasn’t quite right”
>>“I was made to take, take, take”
>>“To always be hungry, so that I would always need her”
>>“But this thing that I need…”
>>“Well, that’s all it is – something I need”

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Oops, I think I had this song listed as private. I fixed it, so if anyone is reading this, they should be able to access it now
>Luna’s eyes are wet, and you don’t have to wonder why
>You’ve spent enough long, tearful nights with her to know that she believes herself to be something similar
>The penultimate attempt
>The very failure that enabled her corresponding success
>The part that was left over
>But the ultimate is having none of this
>The great, white mare straightens, and the tears that stream from her eyes do not fall for any present
>>“I’ve been waiting on you for aeons,” Lucilla continues after a moment
>>“Because you made me”
>>“And I believe you can fix me”
>>“What did you do?” Celestia hisses, her entire being trembling from words to hooves
>>“What is this place?”
>>“You are so beloved, young Astra,” the changeling whispers, seemingly ignoring the questions
>>“Look at you”

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Last thread: >>25487631

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I guess if you like fics that are practically dead, sure.
Hi Overlord.
>Day filly in Equestria
>You are Anon
>Also now a little girl pony
>Why is a mystery
>You go to see Twilight, she probably knows what caused this
>"Spike did it"
>Fucking dragon always screwing around with magic spells
>Twilight levitates a bottle of goo in front of you
>"Drink this, it'll fix you."
>You drink it
>It's horrible
>Then there's a big cloud of smoke and you're a human again
>Then you go give spike a good kicking
>Twilight joins in too

Twilight's only mad because the cure for Anon was all the cum she collected for herself when she turned into a stallion that one time. Now she'll have to do it again.

Which pone would be a better housewife?
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Apple. Bucking. Hips.
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Derps would be an amazing wife/mom.
Too focused on her career to be a housewife. Most likely to have a stay to home husband.
>Rainbow Dash
Wonderbolts will take up most of her time. She will be constantly on the road and you would live alone most of the time writing her letters. The only good part is that she will be home every once in a while and being the element of loyalty, she won't cheat on you.
Being a princess, you would be more of a trophy husband and she will be working more often than not. She will still try to fit the role when possible because that is what books will tell her.
She is one of the better choices due to her always being home. However, it is possible that she will put her animals before you, becoming too distracted by them. If you remind her often enough, she will still cook and clean for you, but you might be pitching in too.
Being an apple, she will always follow tradition. She will cook and clean when she isn't on the fields with you. Since she also helped raise Applebloom, she will also be great with kids.
She is probably the best choice for a wife due to her experience in terms of cooking, cleaning, and raising kids. Those things are all she ever does and she loves doing them.
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Original twilight. Why?
>Neat and organized
>well educated about keeping a household
>used to raising kids because of having to raise spike
>responsible and punctual
>great teacher
>would research cooking just so she could make delicious food for you
>cutest little librarian butt you've ever seen
>get to live in a giant tree library filled with the smells of natural wood, ink, parchment, and books.
>probably will have the smartest kids ever
>is neurotic enough to keep them in line but sane enough to take care of them

Holy shit what a life. And lets not forget the real good stuff, her sweet little pony poon,

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Will she attend more brony conventions now that she's unemployed?
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>implying that shit wasn't justified
Only comparable episode that comes to mind in how dumb it was is "foster's home for make-em-up pals"
I have to agree with the backlash from the Equal Fights PPG episode.
They did a better job doing the exact same thing with that episode of Mojo saying he is oppressed all the time.
How much did you have to donate for the calls again? I think it was something like $100.
I don't know.
I don't even like fighting games, or any games in general that require an autistic level of memorization to have any fun.
I just glanced at the rewards once and never went to the page again.
>getting thousands of angry emails, death threats, and lost viewership over an episode about the frustrations of how dindu nuffins get away with bullshit
Don't be retarded, anon.

>thousands of more emails from women and white knights going "hOW DARE YOU SAY WIMMENZ CAN BE EVIL!! WOMYN CAN DO NO WRONG thEY ARE OPPRESSED U INTERNAL MISOGYNIST!1!1!"
No, just.

>Nyx: "Anon, my son."
"Why did you have to give me life?"
>Anon wheeze's, laying in his bed, his entire body a mass of tumours
>Though he was born of cancer, he could never die in peace
>Day in and day out his life was suffering that would never end

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Writefags' Guild

You’ve been bitten by the writing bug when you were attending a public writing workshop. Later that night, your uncle calls you to tell you, “With great inspiration, comes great stories.”
Shut up, I’m making a point
You have a good time with writing your stories. Put your blood, sweat, and tears into a story. You decide to post it in a random thread to get some feedback.

Just one problem: No takers.
You wonder if you should even bother writing; you decide to quit and move on to something else.

This thread is for the new found writefags who just need some feedback, to improve on your writing skill and get a laugh or two.
There are some rules however:

-One story at a time.
If you see someone posting a story, simply wait until they’re done, maybe even offer some thoughts on the story afterward. People posting stories at the same time will just make a mess of things.

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You're welcome. If you have any questions, don't hesitate to ask.
How do you guys prepare a certain work and for how long does an idea tend to gestate before being put into words?

Copy that, sir. Looking forward to it.
I do have one question, and I hope it doesn't sound like me trying to weasel out of your critique. One common criticism I keep getting is that my stuff is formulaic. There are small details here and there where I try to put my spin on things, but I think I'm doing something original, and I never am. Do I go out and write an original story, or do I keep banging away at these tried stories until I get it right? Yes, we can get all "is anything truly original?" but you get what I mean. Do I keep doing these common prompts until I figure out how to make them feel fresh, or do I do something all my own? How do I know where I'll have more success?
i'll let you know when i get one out

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How about a Starlight thread? For all things (now reformed) equality horse?
She a cute.
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>Sunset Shimmer 2.0

Even their names rhyme, although both names are just synonyms of Twilight Sparkle.
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Starlight Glimmer was an amazing villain; one of my absolute favorites. But she does not deserve to be reformed.

I just can't believe that Twilight would be able to convince a pony that wanted nothing more than to see her erased from the fabric of existence, to be her special lil pony friend. It is unbelievable and left a bad taste in my mouth.

I believe that some kind of karmic justice would have been a much better ending for equality pony.


>Twilight gives her speech before offering friendship and forgiveness to Starlight
>And just when you think she's gonna accept the offer...
>Starlight suddenly slaps her hoof away
>She gives the scroll one last rip and it tears in half
>The spell suddenly backfires due to the scroll being ripped
>It backfires on Starlight

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Respectable numbers, but I don't really mind forgiveness itself, considering the show is all about how powerful friendship is and she didn't get fucking rainbow blasted, it's just having it all done in what, 3 minutes tops, didn't seem right for just how pissed off she was at Twi. Doesn't seem like someone that far gone to start fucking with time can be talked down so quickly.

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Oh god why did it die edition

>Be driving home from work
>See three young girls in summer clothes out in the snow by a bus stop
>You know the next bus won't be for another 90 minutes
>The temperature is steadily dropping
>It will be nightfall in less than an hour
>It's not a well lit road
>What do?

Old thread: >>25453862

Strayanon's paste:
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I could really use some sweet filly flank right about now
They look comfy.

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MC Confusion Edition

>We discuss Current, Finished and Upcoming CYOAs.
>Give advice on CYOAs
>Pitch ideas
>Get critique
>Trade art

List of stories: http://anonpone.pineapplecomputing.com/

Read this advice first:

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Be nice to yourself.
I've never understood the mindset of running yourself into the ground for others' benefit. It's less efficient and you end up helping less people.
Could a person be addicted to helping others?
It's going to take longer than I thought. I don't know if I should just get practice now by delivering shittiness, or waiting until I acquire a bit more know-how/a better understanding before trying again.
Best way to learn is to do.

SERIOUSLY!! i dont fucking know if this is a cow or a pony or a hybrid of both.
plz help
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NO SHIT!!! Its clearly a cow dickhead
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>that little spread
>hybrid of both
Well they certainly can't interbreed so unless someone decided to do some gene splicing I'd say it's a horse with black and white fur.
peak a boo
It's that what a reel PONY looks like?
More like, a dog.

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