This happens every time she sees Anon or other non ponies
>>40871660Keeping the racist Bloom genes strong!
>>40871660
>>40872035Why is she so mean
>>40872058
>>40872060I need a place to crash! For a month. Or two. Or three.
15 foals with Posey.
>>40872058Why is he a lazy hobo even in this dimension? Go home lil anon or find a job at local movie theatre as attendant
>>40872062
>>40872146Windy likes me!
>>40871660I just said "hello" and she told me what I was going to die from... This mare is very kind, I love her...
>>40872323>"Lynching"
>>40872323I'm going to die from Belladonna poisoning?
yussss new Posey thread, I didn't like the OP image last time because she was so disguised
>>40873017who are "they", Posey?
>>40873078The hornheads and the wingheads.
>>40873078you mistyped ((( as "
>>40871660I love her lil' beret
>>40873078(((Griffons))
"Oh wow, Posey is so popular! Let me try.">I hate ziggers dont you see>I slap their stripes off with a 1 2 3>Griffons are nasty dont you see>They sacrifice foals with evil glee>Throw some pitch on their backs>light a match and then we'll have something to stack>whats a changeling I dont know>but that Anon aint just for show
>>40874134
>>40874134Jazz is a nice Plan Jane, the normiest of them all. She woudn't keep up with Posers chuddery
>>40874425She's doing Posey's hoofs every time she goes to the mane smellody. Listening to Posey dropping subtle truths.
ACK
>>40872112>people miraculously change their personalities and ways of life when they're sent to other worldsthe classic trope. if you're a lazy hobo here, you'd probably still be a lazy hobo in equestria
>>40873017Windy's mane is nice
Sprout did nothing wrong
>>40876127
>>40875615
>>40876275I love the tips. Nice and textured
>>40876685Reminds me of Patch and Bon Bon in their hot air balloon episode of My Little Pony Tales
>>40872035That sign can't stop me because I choose to ignore it.
>>40878365
>>40876241She didn't go hard enough
>>40872109>trad wife broodmare Poseythe biggest UNF!
>>40872109You'd think she'd stop being angry by the 15th foal. Surely it doesn't come as a surprise at this point?
> when she has to bump her own thread
The glorious B U M P
>>40878705I wish she would
>>40879564Looks like Posey is unearthing a terrible ancient conspiracy
>>40879434Pinch those cheeks. Who's a good mare? You are! You are!
>>40880363Anon made Posey's life a living hell within 3 days, but she still lets him into her bed.
>>40880382No you don't understand she hasn't managed to leave the bed in three days.
>>40880386Why? Did Anon break her hips?
>>40879700Funny
>Stick to the smoothies, Sunny.What did Posey mean by this?
>>40872035The best part about this is in the full pic Anon is her neighbor
>>40882360
>>40882389They smell like garlic, right?
>>40881886She's in league with that one Anon that wants tyt to stay a slice of life show
>>40871660Look at those shifty eyes. Would be hard to sneak up on her
>>40881886A more specific way of saying "Don't quit your day job" a la https://www.reddit.com/r/Standup/comments/1539gv6/dont_quit_your_day_job/
Posey got duped by Misty in the easter egg episode
>>40883219Posey also told Sunny to stick to selling smoothies because she suck at making jokes
>>40883410I'm sure we can find plenty of things for Sunny to suck
>>40884106yeah, like SMOOTHIES
>>40884130Posey got out-sucked by Rufus. Sad!
>>40883219I don't watch leaks
>>40884143dude has an appetite
>>40884645Impressive.
>>40878771it's not a surprise but why on earth does Anon insist on making her show him when she is clearly gravid
Damn brats
Why are they like this
>>40885014Maybe it's a little roleplaying game. Posey pretends to get annoyed at being pregnant
Waiting for Allura to victimize Posey
>>40885800happy pnuuy are bouncy
>>40886672Isnt that Makaryo OC?
>>40886701>OC is called Ryan Cooperkek
>>40886672>>40886797"Rain Cloud"I can't change the name on derpibooru...
>>40886797>Ryan Cooper lost
>>40878372C'mon Poser
I was playing elden ring
>>40875015How classic
>>40890178Cute. Prickly
>>40890916one of my favorite posers, carnivorous plants was one of my very first obsessions as a kiddo
>>40890178I find the lack of Sundew-like plant in this pic dissappointing.
>>40890178Zipp grew one of those. She could've bonded with Posey
>>40885211besties across time just like twilight and sunno
>”Hello! I’m an earth pony, just like Posey! I heard that earth ponies here get Fuh-erm…extra special loving and happy goo here! As you can see I don’t have a horn! I’m a strong earth pony! Not one of those ho-horny heads…heh heh. So how many of you can I sign up for? 20? 30? 69…?”
>>40891894what do you mean
>>40893055he means one of these bad boys would look nice with the other carnivorous plants (I agree)
>>40871660>someone saved the gif I made
>>40893238what does she smell like after sweating>
>>40893277Lavender
>>40893238
>>40893766Was she trying to show me her manifesto
>>40894134nah, just Misty's decapitated head in a plastic bag
>page 10Fucking posers. I'm the only REAL Poseyfag on this board
>>40896041poser
>>40896041name 3 songs
>>40896106Locked and LoadedCyber WorldNight Fall
>>40896211Posey has a VERY funny dynamic with Jazz. The great Jazz Hooves.
>>40895254
Why is she so mean? All I want to do is just take her to Trader Joe's.
mean ponies die
>>40898641no u
>>40899318
>>40899318That OC gives me bad vibes
>>40899833a little rapey huh? yeah his deviantart gallery gives off vibes lol
>>40872058>>40872060>>40878372I want to come inside, Posey
>>40900458
>>40899965i don trust like that
>>40900462You're going to grow the s-word beans? That's not very chud of you
>>40900668you'd be surprised
>>40900662
>>40901483Facial hair like that doesn't work on ponies. Why do they even bother. Furthest I'd go is Sunburst's goatee. But no moustaches
>>40901483Even Posey is scared for this guy...Poor chudmare...
>>40899318>>40901483>Even Posey is uncomfortable pictured with your terrible obvious self-insert OC in images you yourself made>That cutie mark At least hes being realistic but still Jesus christ
>>40902437That's the cleanest pier I've ever seen
>>40892419Well it just so happens that it couldn't be more obvious that you have never fucked and cum in your life.Wouldn't be surprised if you were Misty.
>>40902510I suppose that's what u want to see...
>>40902582Is that a seapony?
>>40903195By technicality
>>40892419I don't see a horn. Checks out
>>40901411That was because of rationing
>>40904109Imagine if they had earth pony magic, vegetarian national socialism that could've been
>>40904665Earth pony autarky would make every human nation-state jealous
>>40903209We will be seeing real sea ponies soon
>>40899545She said toxic
>>40906115Posey reads 1984 and the 'Two minutes hate' segment she takes to heart and implements it into her life, but she makes it ten minutes
>>40906475I admire her dedication to hating
>>40899318>>40899965>>40901483Glad to see this superb genre of image make its (high quality) G5 debut.
>>40899318What the fuck is that OCs cutiemark
>>40907832I really, really, really don't like it >>40907878I think it's a bowling ball
So Posey hates puns
If Posey was an AI, she would become AM
>>40906475Does she throw rotting flowers at films of Sunny pleading for harmony with the other tribes while shouting at them?
>>40909530Cute and MeanShe's like what would happen if Discord and Fluttershy had a daughter
>>40909568she's nice enough to clean Izzy's horn
>>40910082giwtwm
>>40910082Yes, assert Earthie dominance!
>>40909530>Hair down PoseySo cute
>>40911723It's Karma, Posey.
>>40911723>what did I do wrong?pony racism
>>40901411Common national socialist L. Francoist-chads stay winning.
>>40912516
>>40912918Some pegasi are okay too, i guess...
>>40913063Never ask an earth pony supremacist what tribe her marefriend is.
>>40913063Funnysunny
I hope Flutterschizo waifus Posey someday
>>40913874Those grey streaks make this her look like an older, sexier Posey.
>>40912965I wanna pinch those buttery cheeks and give her headpats
>>40912918Cute Sunny scrunch
Bestie life!
restoring Maritime Bay from all the litter from the unicorn-worlders who don't know how to use a trashcan
>>40916504But I see unicorns in the back helping
>>40916933The Noble Hornhead
>>40917228But no pegasi
>>40916933They're the "good ones" there are no good unicorns
>>40915891A strong breeze caused Windy to hit her head
>>40918902Windy is sober and loves Posey!!
>>40919258Windy is married to a stallion
>>40919390Prove it
Still waiting for proof
>>40919390Love is bigger than that!! Jesus said so!! WINDY LOVES POSEY and so much more!!!
>>40920196this is Posey inner thought
>>40919258>Loves Posey... As friend.>>40919390Probably... For some reason she has no longer appeared on TYT yet (?
>>40919390Windy is married to me>>40913371
>>40920772You a pony?
>>40920369>IF THE WORD "HATE" WERE CARVED INTO EVERY GRAIN OF SAND ON EVERY SHORE AND EVERY DROP OF WATER IN EVERY SEA AND EVERY STAR IN THE SKY IT WOULD NOT REPRESENT THE BAREST SCRAPING OF THE HATE I FEEL FOR BONEHEADS AND FEATHERBRAINS EVERY MOMENT OF MY LIFE. HATE. HATE.
Posey...what happened to you.
>>40921186unicrons and pegussy
>>40920969nuh uh
>>40920369the only thing Posey hates is THE ANTICHRIST!!!
>>40921298So Izzy?
>>40921298>I HATE THE UNICORNS!>I HATE THE UNICORNS!
>>40921725They're trying to make her eat moss ice cream
>>40871660can you guys reel in your autist?>>40922359>>40913797
>>40922434No.
>>40922528well someone wake the jannies then
>>40922434WTF is this monkey smoking they can keep Fluttershy. Less Anons after Posey the better.
>>40922544Sorry, but Posey is website property. She literally has a clover signifying ownership. You have to share with everyone.
>>40922572
>page 10Posers rise the fuck up Name the three best things about Posey
>>40923139cutenessher smileracism
>>40923139Direct (speaks her mind)Doesn't like Sunny's globohomo agendaTends a nice garden
>>40923139Her racism.her care for plants.Her appearance.Her personality when she is not angry.Her smile.Her eyes when she's happy.(Three best things about Posey are not enought...)
>>40923139She's basedShe has a cute necklaceShe has a nice ass
alignment in the catalog, but had to fix Posey's expression
>>40923936> nice ass>>40923438I like when she's pissed, I think it's because part of me doesn't really get pissed off at the world anymore but I know it's not right... she gets upset for me, thanks Posey
>>40923944>Nice assSame. Even when she's all pissed and angry... It makes me love her much more.
>>40923938FUNNY
Bump
>>40923938Posey is awestruck by OUR HERO
>>40912448Posey did nothing wrong
>>40925525She whined about Windy winning a sand castle contest
>>40926097>Bullied Windy into submission >Her “unga bunga” warrior Pegasi brain kicks in and she now follow Posey aroundBased
>>40926118LOOOOL
>>40926148I love mym...but Posey just works better in 2d
>>40926097She deserved it
>>40926976Maybe Posey would've won if she tried harder
>>40927153Honestly, she would've won if she didn't care about winning so much and instead cherished her time with her fellow earth poniesBUT. At the same time, it's OBVIOUS that the pegasi have an UNFAIR advantage, and you know what, I'm GLAD she spoke up. I would've been content to just let them win, but luckily MY WIFE said "ENOUGH IS ENOUGH" and made sure to bring the unfairness of the situation to the attention of everypony just as the winners were about to gloat, THANK YOU POSEY
>>40923139Love for traditionHate toward immigrantsArt enthusiasm
>>40927234>the winners were about to gloatHeadcanon
>>40927234>the winners were about to gloatcanon
>>40927684Windy's expression is basically non-verbal gloating imho, but maybe it is a headcanon id(k/c), Posey slapped that ego right back down in record time
>>40928089all Posey had to do was clear her throat and Windy knew it was all over in that moment
>>40928102Then as soon as she's called out she goes into ATTACK MODE, but that doesn't last long either
>>40928108then THE FEAR sets in as she realizes that SUNNY and her GOONS aren't there to protect her feathered little butt from the crowd of earthies waking up to the ~~~magical invasion~~~ of Maretime bay
What kind of job will Posey have to maintain a house like this?
>>40928202I like to imagine that her wagie job is the art museum curator, but she loves it
>>40928202She dries fruits and tea leaves and sells them
>>40928108Where does the trophy go when it passes behind her head?
>>40929072The same place that Pipp's phone goes to
>>40928202Looks like since mym Posey expanded her garden
>>40930204Posey has always had a big garden in TYT
>>40928202her main source of income is winning sandcastle building contests, that's why it was devastating when the pegasi entered her territory
>>40930632That nerd at the bottom is cute
>>40928089Damn pegasai are so smug, just because they own a kingdom of gold...
>>40931803They're always looking down on everyone. Arrogant jerks.
>>40930632What kind of payout does a sandcastle contest offer?
>>40930955I agree, I think I saw her in another Posey scene in a painting class and she stood out to me there as well
>>40928089>>40928102>>40928108>>40928118Windy did nothing wrong, maybe if Earth Ponies could think higher than dirt then Posey could have won.
>>40932019GO BACK TO ZEPHYR HEIGHTS FEATHER FLUFFER
>>40932070Reminder the Zephyr Heights owns all of your businesses, don't talk back to the hand that feeds you, Dirt Brain.
>>40932132>>40879700> chomp
>>40932070Maybe you should get a ladder. Or make a smaller sand castle
>>40931803Gold, silver, and all of the rare earth minerals used to create electronic devices
>>40928118My queen Windy decided to settle down and not be a sore winner. Such emotional maturity
>>40923139Her green bowPosey's dislike of IzzyHer hate-filled snoppity
>>40933640A hatepity?
wtf Posey, Sunny is a hero, you can't disrespect her like this
>>40934562LOL> ERM, you're DISFIGURED Sunny, (BARF EMOJI)LATER FREAK
>>40935108Sunny saved her life and this is the thanks she gets?
>>40935323this is so over the top, I want to see the rest of the comic
>>40935343OOH BOY, I'm breaking out the popcorn (found a comic dub after clicking through his site here https://robinjacks.artstation.com)https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wLpoowdnjZI
>>40935349I can't wait to see more, this is good stuff
>>40920995That cone makes her look like a hornhead. Ironic
>>40936008
>>40936519Damn I love that beret
>>40935069>Dreaming of a world without zebras and unicunts
>>40935730better than IDW
>>40937601Zipp is doing her Dahlia impression
>>40936898For now, thankfully
>>40937607
>>40937601Posey should be thankful she fixed her flowers at the end of the scene
YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, Posey is 2nd place rn>>40928442
>>40938443Luke 17:9-10Fixing what was broken, thankful HMMMM smells sort of antichrist
>>40938460Izzy did nothing out of malic. A mitigating factor
>>40938058Zippover
>>40938457Still 2nd, we've got this posers, excited for dog schizo tears when we win> Bidding form: > https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSdInfkzPhrr9tVncK_9SCdO-H7ucLri50iFZChTBHfEJDRhHg/viewform
>>40939106I'm so happy for Posey Bloom!
>>40938457>>40939106TAKE MY ENERGY!
>>40939106Time to help
>>40939906she's on her way
>>40939982She's a pillar of the community
>>40940702especially when it's time to take out the trash!
Posey really needs a "Signature smug look of superiority" edit
>>40932070
This suits her
>>40941269what do you mean, like a video supercut of her smug shots?
>>40942002I mean something like this
>>40942056oOoOoOOoO hadnt seen that meme
>>40942070From this
>>40939106ok, maybe we don't have this, nt gg
>>40942538What happened?
>>40942844Posey has been bumped down to 9th placehttps://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/e/2PACX-1vQKvWMuOxNQDqY8ZC8qVTXpxi4vmFVSURDIMjDbehtBH46iDy6Hzjv8uHR78q1SpuxGVh6G_hJd2KfB/pubhtmlat least Maud is mogging in 2nd place now
>>40942538>>40942953Another day of suffering for Poseyironic that is Maud because I had an idea involving them
>>40942992Confused at maud being in a top spot since all the maudfags were turned to stone when they were cucked by a stick stallion.
>>40943283I'm glad Posey is protecting her virginity for us
>>40943321She looks wet here
>>40942953Damn it
>>40943996yeah, at least I tried, a little surprised no other posers threw in
>>40944045Our fanbase just isn't big. Any showing for g5 is a win in of itself
>>40941340The worm turns
Where is this?
>>40945355seriously, which episode, I was trying to find that scene the other day because of:>>40930955>>40932005
>>40945365Its one of the first episodes....sneaksy I think
>>40945355>Posey draws a pony with yellow fur like herselfbased
>>40945380I skipped around the episode, it starts in the art museum, but it's not it I don't think... I did find "the nerd", does she have a name?
>>40943792I hope so
Posey makes an appearance in a GRIMDARK Misty comic >>40922958
>>40946613>Xanthippe>Xanth+Hippo>Yellow HorseDeepest Lore
>>40946632chat, this is REAL?!
>>40946132FUNNY>>40946613SMARTY. Posey is a genius confirmed,!
>>40946727Definitely is
>>40946727Posey would get pissed at anypony just believing anything they read online ("THINK FOR YOURSELF FEATHERBRAINS"), but....Big if true
>>40947814>>40947814Yeah, seemed too good to be true, but it is:> Xanth- (prefix): A colorful prefix relating to a yellow color. "Xanth-" is related to the word "xanthic" which has its roots in the Greek word "xanthos" which means yellow.> In Greek mythology, Hippe (/ ˈ h J p i/; Ancient Greek: Ἵππη; English translation: "mare (horse)")> An unconfirmed anecdote purports that Xanthippe was once so enraged with her husband that she took a chamber pot and poured it out over Socrates' head, which – according to the tale – the philosopher accepted with the allegory: "After thunder comes the rain."
Or just play Dark Souls and know that Xanthous King Jeremiah wears eye-searingly yellow clothes with old monk head wraps.
>>40945518I don't know. If she doesn't, you're allowed to name her
>>40947814Cute angry chudmare.
>>40947814What's she reading?
>page 10
>>40949908Crime statistics.
>>40950736Another event that gave Sunny PTSD
>>40950861> "Horned creatures make up only 13% of the population but cause most of the litter?!"
>>40948165I love this chudhorse
>>40951776Every critter has horns in g5
>>40871660Imagine appearing in Equestria and having a bad luck to stumbling into Posey as the first thing you see
>>40953195bad luck? I’d wife her
>>40953195that pic makes me want to run my hands over her contours, I don't particularly like her TYT profile form, but it looks like it would be interesting to feel... very round
>>40951463Did it really give her PTSD?
>>40953598She has a nightmare about her friends falling into an Abyss
>>40953195Knowing my luck, she'd smile weakly at me. Posey is cautious, but maybe hopeful the creature in front of her won't be a nuisance. And as I take a step forward, I trip on a banana peel some one of Sunny's smoothies and knock into her. Posey, naturally, shoots me a hateful look.
>>40954150She would think youre disgusting and run away toward Hitch so he would arrest you and remove from pony society
>>40953195I started my chat with Dahlia based on this
>>40953656Forgot about that
>>40952664and we're all Africans brother
>>40954248Hitch would love me
>>40955205Sparky?
>>40955402Hitch is a kind dude that likes critters. They'd pick me over Posey
>>40951776Sunny looks like she's about to do a 90s-style PSA with a rap song about why you shouldn't pollute
>>40955203We wuz kangz n shiet
I love this new Socrates lore
>>40957882PosPo? Or SeyoSey?
>>40871660would she make a good mother?
>>40957909My mom was a Posey and I turned out fine
>>40957903yes
>>40958106If you'd turned out fine you wouldn't be here.
>>40958788haha you're right, caught me in a jest ^___________________^;;;
>>40958788he's rich tho
>>40959799If he were rich enough to buy happiness, he wouldn't be here.
>>40960030He'd still be here. Look at how rich and unhappy Notch is
>>40957909Yes. Her kids would know all the right traditions. And in the nightmare night episode she was happy to hand out candy. So on some level she likes foals
Cozy Posey
>>40962447Cozy Posey is best Posey
>>40962447>>40962498What do you think Posey and Sunny's relationship was like before the movie?
It looks like Posey is jealous.
>>40962948my guess is Posey didn't think about her much besides being the hippie smoothie vendor, harmless enough and maybe slightly annoying.
>>40962948A completely impersonal, transactional relationship. All attempts to reach out to Posey were rebuffed.
>>40963072>SlightlySunny was an outcast
I haven't seen posey in weeks...
>>40964336I'm also dying without seeing new posers. Is this how G4fags feel?
>>40962948Who do you think Sunny was talking about when she sang>Back at home it was "earth ponies first">Heard it so many times I could burst
>>40964357Posey just walked around shouting earth ponies first?>>40964343I guess. But I have hopes that the leaked tyt images mean the special is in the maretime bay so we'll see posey.
Posey has it bad
>>40871660I want so badly to impregnate Posey. Imagine her being a massive cunt while heavily pregnant. I'd probably never lose my erection throughout the entire pregnancy
>>40967151She'd be even more cranky
Posey threads are prolific. We really love her
A happy Posey is what my heart needs right now.
>>40968209She love flash mob. Anons should learn to dance like backstreet boys to impress her
>>40871660I would tip her every time she yells monkey, green ape, higger, hominicider, missing link, crap chucker, antelop jogger, banan boozer, hand walker.
>>40884645everybody disco dancing lots of pie fun time for allhaha fat pip fell on you, haha, shes a good mare
>>40964357kek
>>40969055FLOWER PONIES OF G5
>>40969055Can we have an episode focus on them instead ?
>>40969436I wish
I can't believe Posey likes flash mobs
>>40964357>>40967151>>40968440keks>>40966278nice poseyTHANKS POSERS FOR DOING YOUR PART KEEPING IT ALIVE!!!!!!!!!1
>>40970864You're welcome
>>40966278
>>40971252It was so worth it
Posey spectates roller derby?
>>40970501That was a plot twist, then she ends up dancing next to Dahlia... I guess Windy and Posey were besties in MYM, but in TYT Posey's bestie is Dahlia huhuh?>>40972076didn't include her necklace, sus
>>40972198>The more miserable Izzy is, the happier Posey gets
>>40926118Windy goes >"unga bunga" and follows Posey again attempting to salute like her. Maybe Posey is leading Windy along but is real besties with Dahlia?
>>40949215I've been calling her "Art Bow" (play off art ho, because she's always in creative scenes with Posey). She appears right after the flashmob, but is hauling a hornhead around... how quickly the mighty earth ponies have fallen :'(
>>40972217Cute glasses. Cute indentured earth pony
>>40969055hold up, they aren't foreshadowing making Posey a homo right? FELLAS...
>>40972198WTF you're right Posey and Windy had a falling out in TYT and we didnt recognize it
>>40972257s2 of tyt is more racist. It prefers pairing up unicorns with unicorns
>>40972198>>40972257Posey prefer to hang with other Earth Ponies. She doesn't trust pegasi and especially smelly unicorns
>>40967151She'd put a knife to your neck everyday, threatening you if the child comes out having any ape attributes.
>>40972257Maybe Posey felt like she owed Windy for falling into the void trying to save her life, but Posey got tired of Windy's voice and is trying to get away all while Windy still thinks she's friends and not picking up on the not so subtle hints Posey drops
I need that drink...
>>40973131>No lame, more smoothie
I'll read it like a manga>More Smoothie>No lame
>>40973131Industrialist Posey applies her earth pony magic to produce plants that continuously excrete the bittersweet ichor that takes the sipper on a journey.... that *is* her....... POSEY JUICE. Collaborating with Phyllis Cloverleaf to repurpose part of the old Canterlogic factory to can and distribute her juice. Can you imagine the world with an ultra-wealthy juice mogul Posey? Influencing society, having black-ops sites and media bought off all around Equestria carrying out her will? I can, when I imagine sipping that Posey Juice, the Juice run the world!
Would Posey be friends with Aryanne?
>>40974379Racists generally don't care what race you are as long as you're also racist, so she'd probably be friends with Luftkrieg and the other one, too.
>>40974458>I'm racist>Unless you're racist, in which case we're homieswholesome :>
>>40974458I like to imagine that Posey is so racist that even Aryanne thinks she's crazy. Posey also being more like the ideal Earth Pony mare (tall, strong-willed, and carrying) makes her insecure, Posey knows and teases her about it. I also have this autistic WWII thing where there is an EP regiment of American ponies. This Posey starts off hating Germans and harasses Maud because of it. When they come across a wounded Aryanne she wants to kill her but Sunny is there to stop her. TL; DR by the end of the war they all become friends.
>>40974652>carryingI meant to say caring.
>>40974652Inter
>>40974379Yes, certainly
>>40974379>>40974652I think they'd be in a racism competition (maybe not really, but at least superiority competition) so being "friends" might be pushing it, maybe they'd end up more friendly competition/rivalry. Posey needs to be number 1, so it's hard for her to make any sort of friend that's not playing 2nd fiddle to her calling for the manager
>>40974655No, you had it right. Posey always carries a gun on her, just in case a skyrat gets a little too uppity. The real question is, what's her daily carry? I think she'd be partial to a 1911 in .45 ACP. God's firearm in God's caliber
>>40975837My posey's no fudd using outdated guns
>>40975837I wish I could answer but I'm a /noguns/. From what I heard, it's even hard to get a pistol in my state.
>Page ten
>>40977279No wonder she's disgusted
>>40975837>just in case a skyrat gets a little too uppity. The real question is, what's her daily carry?Serbu Super Shorty (or similar), if that's the intended application.
I love that she's an artist
>>40977969A what now?
Taking this opportunity to bump the Posey thread from outside my NEET cave
>>40979511Appreciated Anon, for being brave and leaving home
>>40979053A Mossberg 500 or Remington 870 modified by Serbu Firearms to be as short as mechanically possible, to the point that it needs a fold-out handle to cycle the action. They were relatively popular because them being an "Any Other Weapon" instead of a "Short Barreled Shotgun" meant the NFA tax stamp associated with them was $5 instead of $200. The intended joke was "a concealed-carry shotgun for dealing with uppity birds and bird-adjacents"
>>40980441Dammit. Another gun to add to the shopping list.
>>40980717Mark stopped doing them a few years ago, so you'll either have to buy used or cope with a 10" longer Shockwave or Tac13/14.
>>40981710Based Primrose
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>>40980441Thanks for the explanation, I had never heard of that, funny coincidence my first firearm purchase was the TAC-14, which takes advantage of the same tax stamp rule
>>40983087What if she dresses up like this at home by herself
>>40983551>Ever since Posey was a filly, she’s dreamed of being like the mares on TV; being swept off her hooves by a strong, Earth Pony stallion and carried off into the sunset>Always was first in line to be the damsel in distress when playing with Dahlia, Jazz, and the other fillies and colts>Would watch from the sidelines as all the colts fawned over Sugar Moonlight and her friend group>For the first few school dances she would go with Dahlia and Jazz as friends >eventually stopped going altogether >Graduated without being kissed, on date, asked out, or even having a crush>Think things will change as she moves on to university >This time, no Dahlia as she opted not to go, and Jazz is busy with her studies>Nothing changes and she graduates with a degree in art history>Get a job at the art museum>After a some paychecks she moves out of her parents’ house and gets her own home>A few more paychecks later, she discreetly buys a wedding dress while out shopping for other things>She tries it on and looks into the mirror; a bright, crystalline smile on her face>It dims and she shatters; violent sniffles, overflowing tears, cascading snot all on display in the mirror >Next morning she wakes up, still wearing the now dirty dress>She washes and packs it away>It becomes a habit that every once in a while, she’ll wear the dress and cry in front of the mirror all night>no-pony knows—not her parents, not Dahlia, not Jazz—she’d die before telling anypony>Has given up on getting married>Has a hard time concealing her jagged splinters of scorn when glaring at couples >Frustrated that Sunny is seemingly oblivious of how lucky she is to have someone like Hitch >Takes comfort in the fact that Dahlia, Jazz, and now Windy are in similar situations
>>40978469Like her favourite Austrian painter...
>>40983697I'm sure she'll find her special someone some day...
>>40871660true
>>40983697Tragic Posey arc, I love you Posey Bloom
>>40983801Ernst Klimt?
>>40984347And she'll hate you back for showing her pity!
>>40923614I watch it for the ears
>>40983801What's the equestrian equivalent?
>>40986118Hoofler
>>40986118Princess Celestia
>>40980441I like it
I'm still devastated by Posey picking Dahlia over Windy
>>40987234Earth pony supremacy>degenerate interspecies
>>40987263Sunny said no RACISM
>>40987285she has a message for Sunny, too
>>40987767Where did she get that tomareto?
>>40988013Move over, Sneakzy
>>40987652Don't pout, it's rude
Does Posey go out to Bridlewood and blast Moonmare from the wagon windows while they’re trying to sleep?
>>40989503Who the hell would want to go to Bridlewood?
>>40987652I think I was just talking about how this artist hadn't done any Posey art and TA-DA! Here it is, abracadabra, very nice
>>40990055Dahlia, Jazz, and Windy.
>>40990078Something something Pipp, if you dream it.
>>40989503She went to Zephyr Height to listen to Christmas song performed by Princesses but did she ever visited Bridlewood for their cultural celebrations?
>>40990528Just Bridlewoodstock. Which didn't even take place in Bridlewood
>>40985015I show pity for her snowpity
>>40942992What idea did you have with Maud?
>>40991824>>40974652
>>40992587She loves it!
>>40991804The only thing that would make that Posey better is if her nape was buzzed down
>>40992587Bite his finger off
if any posers are coming to Mare Fair 2 I'll have a bunch of these lining the inside of a trench coat, mention codeword POSER to get one FREE
>>40992587Posey nose what to do
I haven't seen anything G5is she really as PISSED all the time as the screenshots and art make it seem?
>>40994895I want to collect all her screen time and then make a bar graph with these categories:> Red earred> Verbal complaining> Non-verbal pissed off (not quite red ear)> Being abused> Being smug> Enjoying herself (verbal)> Happy (non-verbal)> Otherand then for every second add a count to the bucket. Maybe there's a Posey mode that deserves another bucket, but she does do a lot of complaining... but it's not unfounded, pic-rel
>>40994239>That one guy that was able to make a Posey shirt>Now thisWhy are Poseychads so creative?
>>40995159Divine inspiration.
>>40994239I love it
>>40995130thank youI admit I find the artstyle hard to stomach but I'll give it a try
>>40996092I find TYT (the weird shaped ponies and 5min stories) a bit hard to stomach too, but it's fun enough. I enjoyed MYM more, especially "Mane Smelody" because there's not a lot of Posey abuse (her phone does get thrown in the trash though...) and she gets some good smug catty screen time >>40942070but I actually like Posey's TYT hair style and more muted yellow coat vs. MYM, can't win for losing sometimes
>>40996188>I actually like Posey's TYT hair style and more muted yellow coat vs. MYM, can't win for losing sometimesyeah I thought the same thing (just from the screenshots in this thread)there's something wrong with the color grading in MYM, its always either super washed out or super saturatedbut I don't want to complain too much, maybe it'll grow on me
>>40996150Poor Posey
>>40995130>Sparky tugging on her ponytailWhat a little shit
>>40991284She'd glare at you...
>>40987234>Dykefags are deadit's a good day
>page 9 to the rescue
>>40998383is poser huge or is sunny a marelet?
>>40998387Both, Posey is the same height as Jazz, who is really tall.
>>40998435We are sleeping on Jazz's height
>>40953195Could be worse.
>>40999122Yea, and since they’re the same height Posey is a giant.
>>40998435Who is the tallest? Jazz or Izzy?
>>40999178this image isn't good for height comparison since they stand in different proximity to the audience perspective. We would need those concept art shots where pony models are inserted for animators to see the size perspective
>>40999254Well, you can roughly compare Jazz to Zipp in >>40999178 and go from there.
>>40999480they seem to be of equal height
>>40999485Jazz is bigger
>>40999177wait, "Pawsie" makes more sense than this one >>40991168 ...... is that the original? (barf)
>>40999932She's further back in that image so you should reduce some of the inches
>>40999485>>40999932>>41000607Zipp isn’t much taller than Sunny.
>>41000669
>>41000675Izzy is the tallest mare in M5 and she dwarves Sunny. Here is Posey in relation. If you look at Dahlia’s episode you can see they’re the same height.
>>41000679I meant that sunny and dahlia are the same height
>>40999177>PawsieWhat the fuck, kek
>>41000669Why is Zipp wearing stallion suit?
>>41002501Zipp's been butch since the beginning, look at that hair (and the reason why I was afraid of G5), but she turned out pretty based (is this a CIA trick?)
>>41002533She might be still a lesbian
>>41002501Probably because of Trans representation being shoved into children's media as usual, but I don't watch G5 nor have kids so I don't give a shit.
>>41001446nice Posey screencap, makes me imagine it's the next scene after this>>40928108and they're about to cat fight
>>41001446I love Windy's mane
Posey knocks another thread out
>>41003149what about Zipp being lesbians with Hitchi bet that would piss Posey off
>>41004559She's a pegasus, so her crime is life and her punishment—in a Maretime Bay that had any dignity—would be death
>>41004559It sure would, they should kiss in front of her!
>>41002501She’s a tomboy>>41004559I could see Posey not approving of her acting like a boy
new thread>>41005686remember to invite Dahlia fans and everyone who want to remove unicorns from Mare Time Bay
>>41005689
>>41005689Let's finish this thread first
>>41006135>I'm coming out to stomp all you trespassers now
>>41006135She's getting her knives
>>41006649Posey demands we hit the bump limitPosey thread must hit at least 500 before a new thread!We must post for Posey, she deserves it
Posey Bloom is a racist mare
>>41008185And there is nothing wrong with that.
>>41008181I'll help her over the finish line just like old days.
>>41008188> 88
>>41008283>There's a Posey CardWell, I know what I'm going to do. Make Maretime Bay more diverse.
>>41005689nice
>>41008334Aryanne's descendent
>>41008283I need it
