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So a while back I made a thread about how to reignite my marriage's sex life after some dull sex that lead me to an affair. So, incase anyone remembers it and is curious, I'll do a quick update before I ask the question but skip to the end if you don't care.

>Made clear to my husband I didn't expect anything in the divorce settlement more than a little help until I get a job(Informal help, no legally binding contract).
>Tried dressing up like a schoolgirl/teen and doing my makeup accordingly for when he got home from work
>Started spending 5 hours a week volunteering at my local children's hospital(I have a series of teach qualifications to boot, so it was a no brainer).

Its all early days still but yeah, now a new problem has come up.

My hubby's a new man after I start being more provocative in how I present myself. He knows what he wants and takes it, so in that regard its fine. Recently he wanted to try anal and assured me it was easy.

It wasn't. It was horrible.

I just bit my arm and got through it.

He loved it and wants to do it more, we used lots of lube but that hardly made it a joyous experience.

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Fuck you whore. "He made you" have an affair? Have you ever taken responsibility for anything in your life?

Guess what, you're taking it up the ass in pain because YOU want it. You know you don't deserve anything less whore. You're trash.

And don't worry, if he isn't whoring around on you, he will, if he's got any kind of self respect. He's just taking his.
This past affair was the first time in my life I'd ever cheated. Never in any of my puppy love teenagerhood relationships did I cheat, never during my time at college did I cheat, never whilst I was dating my hubby prior to getting married did I cheat.

So I hope, if I avoid the conditions that made me have the affair in the first place, that I won't be unfaithful again.

Don't think I ever said that.

If I find out he's having an affair of his own I'll divorce him, of course.

Also, why does this make you so angry? I'm trying to work through my shortcomings meanwhile yours seem to be unresolved.

It doesn't take a genius to guess you've been cheated on multiple times or by someone you truly cared so I'd love to hear how it effected you.

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>If I find out he's having an affair of his own I'll divorce him, of course.
Why would you hold him to a standard you couldnt keep?
yeah, the conditions repeat if it's something to do with what you love to do...but in the end, I admit my fault on both instances mainly because I allowed the situation to escalate beyond my control.. I'm taking responsibility of it now, before the love of my life ends up tired and does the same shit to me..

>If I find out he's having an affair of his own I'll divorce him, of course.
Really? so if the tables turn you wont give him a chance to make things right? you don't deserve him..
>If I find out he's having an affair of his own I'll divorce him, of course.
So the leeching slut shows her true colors.

I felt like I just ruined a married couple's relationship unintentionally through cultural misunderstandings.

Ask if you're interested.
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At first everything was normal. We had walked, and maybe talked a little, and that was it.

However, when we started to talk about more serious topics such as what how my culture compared to hers and how they conflicted/in what ways did they work well or could learn from each other as well as going as far to talk about the meaning of life and other such topics. It got to a point where we were able to talk about anything with each other.
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>in before you fuck the host family mom in your fictional story
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At one point I had talked to her about my views of existentialism (though I didn't know how to say that in the language) and my goals in life, and simply how I have planned out my life. She didn't like what I said only because she was worried for me, and how "such a nice person" like me would ever want to do that to themselves if they failed. At that point I was very worried about how she felt about me because I didn't want her to worry like I was her own child or something to that affect.

From that moment of time I tried to push her away by being as neutral and cold as possible. Quick backstory on me: I never really had a family. I had a mom, but it got to where I now only consider her as the woman who birthed me. With that, I had said that I don't want a mother because if your birth mother isn't your mother, no one else can be. She was hurt to hear that. She was hurt at a lot of things I said in order to protect myself. I had at one point made it clear that I will not miss her and that she should forget me as much as possible so then she wouldn't be too hurt when the time came that I had to go back.
OP your story is boring.
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Not fictional. That's fine if you don't believe me, but just wait and listen.

Continuing, I was very hurt myself when I had said these things to her because she started to mean a lot to me. Like a mom. She would listen to what I had to say and I would do the same for her, and although we had our disagreements, we never hated each other. It was the first time I was able to say that I loved somebody and meant it. Not in a sexual way, not in a romantic way, but in a I care for you and want to make the best for you way.

The father had eventually seen how well we got along, and started to give me strange looks―looks of disgust that I think he thought I didn't realize because I was thought to be too naive or something.

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I graduated from highschool a couple months ago and I'm torn on what to do next. (I'm 18 btw and I mostly just lurk /mu/ pls dont ban me) College really isnt an option for me, nor is it something I want to pursue. I have to make a choice quickly on whether to go through with going to trade school to get an airframe and powerplant degree or try to pursue a career in the film industry (producing, writing, editing, behind the scenes stuff, etc.) which is something I'm actually interested in. The trade school is expensive but the money in it is supposedly good. I hear the film industry is hard to break into and the money isnt that great.

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Why is our world so boring? Well, actually, I know it's not, I'm just really jaded and everything seems mundane from my perspective. Even mysterious things that science can't explain, for example, are of no interest to me because I just assume it's some boring logical explanation for how it works.

I don't believe that spirits, magicians, witches, familiars, superpowers, secret organizations, etc exist. Maybe they do, but I can't make myself believe it. Even though shocking and scary, it would be amazing if proof that they exist was suddenly thrust upon me...

But even assuming mystical things like that don't exist, I remember I used to be very curious as a child. Boring, mundane things seemed interesting to me. Nowadays I just don't care how something works. I feel that there is no purpose. for example, to go see what's behind the wall of yellow flowers on the other side of the heat delivery pipelines near the asphalt path leading to the 21st building.

Every day I fantasize about standing in the middle of the frozen over rink at my elementary school at midnight and wondering what awaits me on the other side of the crevice between the adjacent buildings standing close to each other.

Walking to the sequestered building in the overgrowth of the outskirts of the city through the fallen autumn leaves, desolate wind blowing them around.

The manhole.

Being Rusiko's midnight man.

Why the fuck do I want to return to the city of my childhood so bad? I know it's not going to actually be interesting there, I changed, I'm no longer the curiousity-driven kid I was before, I can't go back in time to the past, so why do I keep yearning for it....

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shut the fuck up and go for a walk if you want a "nightly existence alone in that city" asshole, this isn't your blog
how old are you OP? Genuinely asking because I feel the same in some respects
Have you tried getting a new fedora? Or maybe see if there are any new trenchcoats in your price range at Goodwill?

Yeah I know guys, I think I have chuunibyou, am a fedora tipper, and have a misconception about 4chan being a blog.
Familiarity creates dull monotony.

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I spit mad fucking game on tinder and I couldn't fucking get it up. I went down on her like a madman and i'm pretty sure she got off, but at the end of they day I couldn't fucking perform. What the fuck do I do? Because I want to die right now.

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Before you post a question, check here to see if it's already been answered.
Keep questions short for more answers.
If you're not going to like honest answers, don't ask your question.
And please no derailing arguments.

>Do girls/guys like <insert specific look>?
>Is my body part big/small enough?
>Am I short/tall enough?
>Would you date a virgin?
><random insecurity>
Some do, some don't. Preferences differ, but complexes are always a turn-off.

>I'm shy and afraid of people/rejection. What do I do?

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>unless you have some really nsfw figures you should be fine
Mostly plushies and nendos, thay're all SFW if a little cutesy.
>and the military stuff is cool as long as you don't have to much nazi stuff
Mostly 1960s-era or later, US and Combloc mixed together. Nazis can fuck right off but Charlies are okay.
>Well-rounded hobbies, presentation
Good points. I have a lot of interests, but I didn't think anyone would be bothered by a telescope and star charts or assorted computer bits.
might be trying to appear not too easy, still dont get too needy, hit her up later and act cool then ask again non chalantly, good luck :3
Girls aren't going to care then, they might not be into it, but they won't mind. Ideally you'll find someone who thinks it's cool or wants to hear you talk about it even if it's not an interest she has. Worst case scenario you find yourself dating someone who finds guns insulting and tasteless and wants you to throw them away, or thinks your toys are sexist/childish and wants you to get rid of them. Either way, you're dodging a bullet when you realize that's the kind of person she is. Better to find out before you're emotionally invested and move on.
I was thinking of trying the same thing again about a quick bite after work like 3 weeks from now since we'll both have lots of hurs before then. We dont talk nearly as much as me and the girl that told me to ask her out, but apparently we do share many of the same interests and mannerisms so I'm hoping that my friend that told me to do this knows something that I don't.
The most important point about collections is that you need to make sure these 2 things are visible to anyone.

collecting vs hoarding
interest vs obsession

Basically you never want to seem like a hoarder, instead you are classy collector. You also don't want to seem like you are obsessed with it, but rather that you have an interest about it.

No one is going to mind if you have some guns but if you have literally ALL the guns you can get your hands on, and you NEED all the guns then it's a problem.
Presentation is probably the biggest thing in making sure people understand that at a glance.

I personally collect Donald Duck pocket books (if that's what they are called in English) I have over 400 of them. I have them in my study in a case that goes around the room near the roof so they are out of way but visible. That's also the room where I have my regular bookcases and books so in my opinion they make the room look nice. I rarely go out of my way to get them and I don't obsess about them to my friends, but if I happen to run across one I don't have I will buy it.
Also final point is finances, you shouldn't be collecting anything you can't afford, that shows poor judgement and obsession which isn't good.

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Need a second opinion on my profile. I feel like I might be trying too hard to be appealing to as many types of women as possible, but it might not matter since being into video games is an automatic turn off for most women. Am I being too honest? Do I sound arrogant? Do I sound desperate? I know I need pictures of me not being in a basement, but I haven't had the opportunity.


Also, OkCupid thread I guess, if anyone else wants to share their profile for advice.
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That's probably because you're not really that unique. That wasn't meant to be snarky or anything, it's just a fact. You're a white guy who likes pop culture, food and video games and doesn't really know what he wants to do in life and thinks he's different from other guys. Guys like you are a diamond dozen
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Soul crushing... I guess my only redeeming quality is my kindness. My ex desperately wants me back because of it, but I had to break up with her for... various reasons.
I didn't mean for that to be soul crushing.

In all honesty, if I met you irl I'd get to know you and may consider dating you if I liked you from our interactions. But online, I don't know if I'd look in your direction twice because your profile's so, well, boring. Reading what you have to say about yourself and seeing what you're like in person are two completely different things, and I'd take the latter over the former any day.
>online dating

Something that never got me anywhere. I eventually realized that I'd not likely develop any skills with women and just let my pursuits go. I keep to myself now and just try to work on life. Maybe someone will come along or the world's smallets violin will play as I die bitter and alone.

As far as I can tell, you may attract just a few interested women. Some of which will likely be fake profiles. The only real one will be owned by a very ugly woman who is desperate and clueless.
Anon, now you sound depressed and insecure. Your profile can have a bit of cynicism and self-depreciating humor to it, but you need to have confidence and sound passionate to provide balance.

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I love my girlfriend. We've been together for 3 years and took each others virginity. She is honestly perfect wife material. And I do want to marry her. However, I am in the prime of my youth and I don't want to get old without getting some more fresh pussy, quite simply. I can't stop thinking about other girls and fucking them, and my gf doesn't quite do it for me anymore, not my dick at least. But I am worried that if I leave her, I will never find such a perfect piece of wife material ever again. Also, I know it would break her heart and mine as well, if we broke up. We are kind of dependent on each other in a sense. I don't really want to cheat on her, but I've come close many times. What should I do? Should I break it off and make a bet on the future or should I keep dating her and just resign myself to the life of a family man? It has been eating me up lately, it feels like my dick can not be denied any longer.

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Fucken universe and irrational & illogical bullshit!
Fucken universe and irrational & illogical bullshit!
fuck u life
>Yeah, a girl who thinks sex is a weekly chore is SO much better than some tramp who will dress up for you without being asked and calls you "daddy".
Did you settle or something?
It's about average.
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I just fingered and got a blowjob from a fat woman and it was disgusting. Horrible experience and I regret doing it. Anyone else every do something like this. Also I'm not a virgin I had a long term girlfriend before this.

is it possible to find a meaningful homosexual relationship thru online dating?
every guy i met just wants a quick fuck and go and every ltr minded guy is a fuckin weirdo
Those who want a relationship but are also cool realize you're damaged goods so they decide to jump pump and dump xd
I think is even harder than heterosexuals.

Gay community is full of hedonism and instant pleasure, as i experienced.
have had problems with these appointments. I want a good love with a good base not a quickie . If you live in a good country I think you can find people who are gay in some clubs of arts ( better to be friends first and then boyfriends is a good base) and see such. The homo is not bad. The trouble is homo or hetero who are promiscuous and are just looking for sex and no love.
I'm in the wrong demographic to speak from experience, but I imagine online dating would help, since you can weed through their profile and answers to question to see whether or not they're after something long term or short. But that means avoid grindr like the plague. Use OKcupid or something.
Agreed on Grindr, that app is toxic to anyone looking more than a pump and dump. In my experience, I'm a 4/10 online, irl situations I fare far better.

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Hey anons, I'm going to Uni later on today to move in. Any tips on college life? Stuff like people, classes, women, loneliness. Honestly I'm iffy about it. I'm excited and all but I'm nervous too. I'm also nervous because my ex is going to the same school, and we do talk a lot, but I still have feelings for her and she knows, but we can't do much. But I'd like to hear from you guys and your experiences.
Forget all that social crap and focus 100% on your studies
Can agree to this! OP stay away from parties, I heard big companys hire "fake" students to record any bad behavior. My brother ended up not getting a job at a software company because one of the empolyees gave the manager a recorded video of him drinking beer while wearing a diaper. Just don't go to parties and you'll be safe

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Hey /adv/, I had the opportunity to close on a girl I was picking up today, but I couldn't steer the conversation towards it, nor could I find a convenient excuse to ask for her number.

She was working at her retail job, but it was pretty quiet. I caught her checking me out and went over to ask her for some help.

I really need some reliable format to keep them interested enough that when I do ask "why don't you give me your number" they don't get a serial killer vibe from me and make a break for it.
"You seem like a legit nice person and not just acting like that for work. I'd like to see you outside of here some time. What's your number?"

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Sometimes I zone off for long periods of time and think up elaborate plans to ruin the lives of people I dislike. I'll just kind of stare off into the distance and think about it.

There's no way this is normal, right? As soon as I come back to my senses I feel like a fucking autist.
Bump. Someone help me figure out what the fuck is wrong with me.

Anon, it's normal for you to think these thoughts. It's a way your brain reacts to anger/stress. As long as you don't have severe urges, you're fine.

That literally happens to me when I get angry at petty shit like that. I think of taking them out Hotline Miami/Drive style. I come up with these complex plans to take them out one by one without seeming guilty. Then I snap out of it and realize the stupid shit I came up with. Don't tell anyone you know though anon, that's just autistic.
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These people have done you no harm. Stop thinking of them as your enemy. Be an adult and learn tolerance.

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How do I suggest my GF of almost 5 years that I want to have a threesome? I also don't know anyone who would be up to it so she'd have to provide the second partner.
You don't, unless you want mmf.
Do you need one? Fantasy and reality are two very separate things, and it's entirely okay to jack off to the idea of one. But is it something you want to jeopardize your relationship for and that you won't be fulfilled without?
Start by introducing her to the friend you want to have a threesome with. Get them both fairly drunk and work from there.

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The eye movement test, and the one leg stand test, all of them are field sobriety tests, does that mean that she is sober enough for sexual contact?
Also if the girl can walk normally, talk normally, and constantly says she is fine and everything is cool

Also there are still some things she consciously refuses to do and you don't push it

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