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no this is Patrick
>>34937933I am 40 and want to find a husband and start a family. that has always been the core of my life and yet it took me decades to grow into the wish, now that everyone is settled. I can even move countries, lives..it doesn't matter where happiness lies. But oh life, tell me why it had to go this way.
I miss the person I resent the most, you felt i had moved on but i was just doing all of my efforts to try make it work. I will always try my best but maybe it isnt enough to fix life, maybe fixing life wasnt the way and rather experiencing it was all that we needed, you had too many expectations placed to make what you wanted work and i carelessly agreed to it all.
:) Watch me
girl on tinder just told me that opening up with "hi. how are you" is not ok and now I'm self consciousis this unacceptable only on tinder or irl too? I am literally too socially stunted to open up with something different
There is nothing wrong with it. Women say this when they are simply not interested probably because they didn't find you attractive but they wouldn't tell you that, it would make them look like shallow, vapid bitches (which they are), so they make up bullshit like this to explain the rejectionDon't be a dancing monkey for random women, you don't owe them entertainment, your time or attention. Unmatch and move on.
They're mostly correct. That simple of an opener is not usually sufficient. It does not signal any interest in them as a real person.If you're only looking for a hookup for sex like a degenerate, a simple "hey" is probably okay. Otherwise, if you are pursuing a real relationship, you should be making a comment, prediction, or inquiry about some element of their profile that you found appealing or interesting. Also it should usually just be a sentence or two, it's not like you need to write a whole essay. Or if you're some complete top 5% Chad, a simple opener will probably still work.Sometimes, women's profiles are extremely plain, and there isn't much to comment on. In those cases you can either try to get really creative and pick for straws, attempt the "sup", or skip them and move onto someone who actually put more effort into creating their profile (the best choice).This is not "jestering". This is not something you're doing just for the woman. This is something that you should be wanting to do yourself, as a real human-to-human interaction where you want to get to know the person.
>>34938288Hinge is only slightly-less shit. Don’t use dating apps at all
That’s kinda funny because they could just as easily not respond to you if they’re not interested. Easier, even, because then they can just do nothing. Your message somehow offended her, apparently>uhm, exchuse me, I think -I- am worth a little MORE than hi hello.
For talking to npcs this is great. Makes you fit in with the npc vibe
You know those women that want to date but are only looking for a very specific type of guy that>must like this obscure anime that only teenagers like>must have rainbow colored hair>must be shorter than peter dinklage>must have the hair of jason momoa>must have the face of a japanese boy band member>must have a dick the size of texas>must read this exact book that I'm reading that nobody's ever heard of>must be able to fly like clark kent>must have green eyes like an alienAnd they refuse to make exceptions?Are all women like this?
>>34926990>"date us or youre racist">still gets rejected
>>34931275Yeah, that creature would slay simply due to the pink unicorn effect.
>>34934629They're looking for Chad...
>>34935936motherfucking chad
I date human beings who happen to women, not "women". I date human being who happen to be nerds, not "nerds". So someone who attracts a large following who freaks out when slightly pestered, feels like an elite rather than someone human.
I am a shut-in wizard hermit digital artist. Have basically no prospects in life and even convenience stores won't hire me because I'm visibly on the spectrum.Last week a videogame company contacted me about licensing some work I did 3 years ago to help market their game. They asked me to 'share my licensing conditions and rates'. What the fuck do I say? I have ZERO clue what to tell them.
>>34938801I've not sold a game. I did some digital art related yo the subject of their game and they want to license it for their ads.>>34938806Whats this supposed to mean? You think I'm chatgpt?
>>34938833It's in your head. You can do this.
>>34938833Tell them your only condition is to credit you.
>>34938893I hope. Honestly my chronic dissociation and self loathing are superpowers when it comes to learning my craft, but I'm not a businessman and it puts me in fight or flight. >>34938902Really? Surely I can bag a few hunnid? Would be nice compensation for the opportunity cost of wasting my life on this stuff. But I don't know what a 'reasonable' offer is.
Stuck in a dead-end retail job in Chicago making shit pay. How can I get a job that gives at least 60k salary?
Also is it possible for me to get a car in chicago for cheap...cause why are they so fuckibg expensive.
HOW THE FUCJK DO I MAKE MY PARENTS SHUT THE FUCK UP AND STOP TELLING ME TO GO TO BED? I AM 24. I KNOW WHAT MY BEDTIME IS I KNOW HOW TO GO TO BED I TELL THEM TO SHUT UP AND THAT I GOT IT. STOP TELLING ME TO GO TO BED I AM PLANNING ON GOING TO BED OH MY GOODNESS WHAT THE FUCK DO I DO THIS IS SO UNDIGNIFYING!!!!!
>>34938212>Plebian normie still thinks happiness is found through success instead of enjoying the moment>MFW
>>34938156Sometimes you can turn something around by just asking a question non-aggressively like you really do just want to know>am I causing you problems by being awake right now?Don’t ask like you’re pissed, ask like you really want to know if this is causing problems for them. If they name anything at all then you’ll know what they’re actually pissed about instead of just your wakefulness.
>>34938156if you're 24 and still living with your parents then you just need to deal with the shit they project until you have the means of moving out. after all it is their house at the end of the day
>>34938156Move. Out of respect to them, and because such invasiveness will indeed affect your self esteem and public image
>>34938156The next time they do it, play a reverb fart sound effect at high volume.
I've been takking to this girl for about 2 months now. She says she's open to dating, but wanted to get some stuff in her life together. We've had decent conversations and she reaffirmed she wanted to go out multiple times. I was upfront about my intentions and she was receptive. A week ago, we left off with a goodbye. I decided to see if she'd reach out, but she hasn't. Ordinarily I'd just cut my losses, but I think I have a chance to salvage this if I indeed fucked it by not keeping up conversation.What should I send? >inb4 just give upNah. >inb4 she probably doesn't care about youProbably. Still gonna shoot the shot.
>>34927193I would never ever ever ever never do that
Is anyone still here? I don't believe this shit. She texted me. I wasn't expecting show time to come so quickly. All my planning feels like it just went out the window. Please advise, brothers.
>>34932550Dunno, man. You sound like a narc yourself which is why you get along with narc women. Not everyone has the privilege of being a natural asshole.
>>34932570Do you realize the dynamic a guy who's been alone all his life is keep doing every shit by himself, but have a girl comfort him, because doing shit on his own is the only dynamic he has ever know and the only dynamic that has worked so far for him to survive?Shit nigger, do you expect a guy to say "I wanna do a manzai duo with some chick"?
>>34938728It's very clear that you are infatuated with this girl and can't move on despite knowing very well that you should.I think you're screwed. She'll keep stringing you along by feeding you crumbles of hope here and there so you are never able to do what you must, which is to cut her off and move on.
-I know this is repulsive and narcissistic but I have no one to talk to about it im sorry.BEFORE ANYONE MENTIONS ANYTHING TO DO WITH PERSONALITY BEING BAD no, im a social wizard when I try, I dont even get a chance to speak to women currently so my personality is mute.I really have no clue what I should be doing to work towards what I want but every day I feel usless that im not working towards that goal.All my x gfs have been pretty good looking and I know I should be grateful I even dated anyone but im use to that lifestyle and my entire family is very cruel to me, so I require some from of external affection or else I start to fail in every aspect in my life, my drinking has increased really badly, im chain smoking and I cant stop thinking about my own death, its becoming a real problem (Only towards myself Im harmless)But im really struggling at the moment, Can you guys please throw me some advice on how to use dating apps and what I -NEED TO CHANGE ABOUT HOW I LOOK- I must change something but I cant find any real advice anywhere.Im tallI can be ripped and easily go to the gym, im not at the moment because im miserableIll have really good money my entire life ect ect, again I cant atm because im to distressedIm a social doormat that knows how to deal with women and make them feel loved ectComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>34934449If that's you you look decent enough (if depressed). Your problem (as is the case in 99% of these threads) is not your looks, rather it is your insecurities and rampaging mental illness.>im a social wizard when I tryKek, yeah right. Well if that's the case, why don't you just "try" all the time then?>I dont even get a chance to speak to women currentlyWhy not? Are you waiting for permission or something?
>>34936851This is related to dateing apps, i want my next gf to find me attractive, and if i cant get the worst of the worst on the apps what does that say about me?Its chill tho i been sooking like a bitch but after crying heaps u kinda solidify and stablise, this thread ia dead and cringe and i made it while wasted anyway.I accept just nut up and get over it cas i asked plenty of people and they say ur fine because most people are gold deep down ect so its imposible to extract info like what im asking.I just nut up and eat shit and drink and smoke myself to death like heaps of us have to
>>34936966>This is related to dateing appsTo be clear you look "good" but not "dating app good".> i want my next gf to find me attractiveThen stay in your lane and date a similarly mid girl.>what does that say about me?Your biggest problem that this whole post says about you is that you talk like a fucking retard. Like this:>Its chill tho i been sooking like a bitch but after crying heaps u kinda solidify and stablise, this thread ia dead and cringeNigger what the fuck does this even mean?
>>34934449just growing your hair longer would help you a lot imo
>>34937033>Nigger what the fuck does this even mean?Ill translate for you: its ok, i have been crying enough to become numb and stabalise. This thread is dead and im cringe anywayTy for bothering to reply, however every time to get answers every for solely looks based replys its always "you speak like and idiot or its your personality im so sick of it. IF THERES NO ONE TO TALK TO THEN OT CANT BE HOW I SPEAK.And my standerds are on the floor, nothing
And I found out he had been cheating on and with me this whole time. I know of at least 5 other women but im sure theres more. I broke up with him. I asked him why but got no answer. I just think he likes sex. Anyway, he is a public servant. I believe he is dating a coworker he helped to hire. If I reported him to his company he'd lose his job and probably wouldn't be able to work in the field again. His job is his life. His job is everything to him. But he uses his job to abuse women. He uses to excuse of working late to see other women. He uses the money he gets to buy gifts and take us places. He threatened and tried to get me arrested for reaching out to him about his cheating. He abuses his power. Not only that but I wish to see him face karma for deceiving me and deceiving everyone else. I'm not sure if I said but this is not a one time thing. He saw 5 of us at once but his body count is apparently towards 100 (manwhore). If he gets away with this he will continue to hurt women. I just don't know if I have to heart to do it to him. I still somewhat think of him as the man I loved. I would ruin his life. I am a dumb foid, give me advice pls. p.s His favorite visual novel is Clannad. A very strange choice for a serial cheater imo. Maybe he likes it because it's sad? From my experience and from what I've heard talking to his exes, he seems to get off on suffering. Just a strange guy.
>>34938773Could you give me some details so I know you'e not a troll. Ethnicity maybe? Oh geez. If you're shaking maybe not :( Im sorry could be the same guy. sorry, captcha is taking so long.
>>34938779Could you give me the acronym for his discord?
look at whats become of these hypergamous foidslet us be on our way bros
>>34938813sayonara eggcel
>>34938834eggcels will inherit the earth
So I thought I was finally gonna get laid right. I've been chasing this bitch for weeks and she actually seems to like me. She was over at my place again last night and we started taking off our clothes in my bedroom. We were kissing under the sheets for a while and I started licking her pussy when she decided to let me stick it in. Well I quickly discovered this was harder than it seems, no pun in tended. We tried all the different positions I could think of, missionary, mating press, doggy, prone bone, upright, on the table, legs together, legs spread apart. I changed the angle so many times but I couldn't force myself into the hole. She was really patient with me so we went at it for over an hour before we gave up and she said maybe we'll have better luck next time.She said she was relaxed and she didn't seem uncomfortable or abnormally tense or anything like that. She tells me she had no trouble with much bigger guys before, so tightness shouldn't be the issue. And it was my first time so I got a little nervous because of my inexperience, when I kept hitting a wall I got kinda flustered.Now I'm worried she'll think I'm less of a man because I couldn't manage to go in. How do I get over my shame and embarassment and fear of disappointing her a second time to try again?How on earth does sex actually work? In porn it always looks so smooth and I never thought I'd get stuck at this stage. What positions are the easiest for our first time?
>>34915215Penis envy huh
Where's that comic about that guy who doesn't know how to pet a dog when you need it
>>34936316>OFC THEY FOOKIN DOO>>34936321You guys are so fucking pathetic. Go get a fucking life you fucking losers.
>>34900852>>34900864She's lying that she's relaxed.
>>34902839>>34902843Women should he virgins. So should men.
Got fired from trader joes todayIm 28, there's nothing to look.forward to right?Im gonna call HR but I dont think theyd do shitIt sucks because I even fucked up.my leg in a car accident getting to work im 2024 and im.agill let go, yet sexual hatassers simply get moved to.a dofferent store and some continue to work.at the same ator I was at without being stoppedIm numbIm legitimately thinking of.kollimg myself.rihjt mow.even thiuhh my gf and dad dont want me toI juat hate feeling discarded and humiliated liek this, I didnt even get the luxury of saying bye to my work friends Fuck life.Im so jumb right now, im not even hungry.
>>34930556I've just had the same problem man. Im 32 and just got fired from my job of 4 years because I coulndt keep a lid on my frustrations with customers and one of my coworkers ratted on me. Got dragged into the office and interoggated, forced to explain the situation of why I got fired rather than being directly accused. I got spooked and gave a confession and now I have to live with that when Im looking for another job. I'm gonna try appealing but I'm not too hopeful. I dont know if I wanna go to another job or get some certification. Im lost and confused and worried about the future.
Yeah thats life. Its just a bunch of bullshit. Sorry OP, at least we're in this together
>>34935041Ehat job is it?And fuck them, its not liek you were literally threatening to kill them.Im sorry anon, these jobs are so fucking robotic whennit comes to its employees>>34935072I appreciate that anon, do you mind telling what happened to you too?
>>34936385>I appreciate that anon, do you mind telling what happened to you too?Didn't get fired but I hated every single job I worked at. Tried to start my own business. Made some art. Nobody liked the art. Now I'm back at square one and gotta wash dishes or something I guess
>>34937341Wgat type of art did you make?Dont give upI do illustration as a hobby too
For context I'm virgin and 26I hate women cause I'm an incel, I don't want to talk to people and especially not to women cause they're annoying, I just want to fuck them. You could say "Why not just get an escort?" Cause alot of escorts in belgium are either robbery setups or older women posing as young, and all of them are gypsy romanians or something.How do I get laid nigga?
>>34937205>You could say "Why not just get an escort?"Why not just get an escort?Honestly, outside of paid-for sex, there's really no point in fucking someone you don't like.
>>34937205>In BelgiumJust hire an escort elsewhere then degen
>>34937205That monkey is locked in for a heart attack.
>Cause alot of escorts in belgium are either robbery setups
Ask a friend to recommend you one.
Since I have absolute shit luck on OLD/ apps, is asking our girls on campus still okay to do in the big 26 as long as I don’t get weird about it?I don’t want to get slapped with an arrest or assault charge or some shit. It’s nice out and I feel like it’s my only way to meet people, I’m 25 so yeah a bit older than mostIs this doable in a big campus
>>34938561Nope. All girls in college are either already taken, wont be interested or will act interested then ghost. That is unless you are a Chad or have insane luck.
Stick to your studies and get your shit together. Girls in college are fucktarded sorority sluts and they aren't worth the drama, so stop thinking with your dick.
How can I tell if I'm having a stroke? Is being dizzy a sign of a stroke?
>>34936244>How can I tell if I'm having a stroke?The major symptoms are face weakness (you can't smile normally), arm weakness (can't lift both arms), and slurred speech. But may also include:- weakness or numbness down one side;- blurred vision or loss of sight;- finding it difficult to speak or think of words- confusion and memory loss- feeling dizzy or falling over- severe headache- nausea or vomitingSo, dizziness by itself is probably something else.
if you suddenly retard then maybe stroke
No relationship, be them platonic or romantic, ever lives up to my expectations. I'm an attractive diversion to other people at best, any vulnerability I put in is always utterly unreciprocated. If one feels like this, should he just stop trying? I want to withdraw from everyone and never have anything or anybody again
We're mostly on our own. You can't lean on everyone all the time if even at all. Go for self-sufficiency and you'll have it made.
>>34937771Instead of trying to get stuff from other people, try to be the person who other people want stuff from.
