Is it that the only way to get a boyfriend is through online dating?
>>16890124No? Wtf?
Dear R,Talk to me. Please. I know it sucks and I know you're hurting, but I can't do anything until you ask me. I hate seeing you suffer like this. You are such a wonderful person and nobody wants to see you like this. Why don't you just talk to me?Dear V,You are the most amazing person I have ever met. You're kind, caring, very smart, and really beautiful. You're the most important person in the world to me but I know you don't feel the same. I suppose we never could be together anyways because if things were different, I don't think we would be such good friends.Dear E,I'm sorry. I really am. I never wanted this, and I really did think we would have had a perfect life together. I guess it wasn't meant to be, or you would be here instead of a thousand miles away. I never wanted to upset you. I hope you're doing well and that you've moved on so at least one of us would be happy.
JYou make me want to be a better person. If only to find someone like you one day. We don't even know each other outside of work matters but you didn't have to take a chance to do what you did for me and that gave me a glimpse of who you are. If only it was my place to see more of that. You are so unbelievably intriguing and look damn good in pinstripe. Alas, maybe in another life. I wish nothing but the best for you. And thank you. You've given me more than you could ever know -M
I have a rule: If I want to say something, be it harsh or rude or overly desperate sounding, I wait 3 days. If I stil want to say it, after waiting 3 days, I say it. But, I've done this 100s of times and I've never said the thing once. After a day or two, once you've thought things through, slept, and found something else to focus on, stupid worries tend to go away.
>>16889940Probably the most mature and sensible thing I've read in a long time. Thanks for saying this.
Dear government and big oil companies,Thank you for the low gas prices. I remember when $2.50 gas was considered normal. It is much appreciated.
Dear C,You did your best.You didn't stand much of a chance.I know you feel pathetic, even more so in the writing of this.Maybe you are, but at least you gave it a shot.Always remember that: you tried.Don't ever feel guilty for what you do, you almost always have the best intentions; though you may get beaten down and grinded to base form, you always wanted to see the best in life.I'll always love you, even if no one else can or will.Sleep tight and dream of a better world you special being.
I'm an amateur beekeeper. I keep bees in my backyard so I can harvest their honey. I love honey, it has a lot of practical purpose on top of being delicious. It takes the bees quite a long time to finish the honey so I don't appreciate it when it's taken. They do make a fair bit though, I usually sell my leftovers to people I know who want honey. Lately I've noticed several jars of my honey going missing. My girlfriend is the only person that's ever at my house so she is obviously the only suspect.I confronted her about this. She admitted she had been taking my honey and giving it to her friends and family, for free, and without my permission. I told her this was unacceptable, I didn't give her permission to take any honey and she completely broke my trust. I said she's not allowed near my storage closet anymore and she's not allowed to stay at my house when I'm not here.She thinks I'm being unfair but she stole from me, I don't think that's a small offense. I trusted her around my belongings and she took some. Am I being unfair? It's not like I wouldn't have given them honey if they wanted some but she went behind my back and she gave away my honey jars on top of it, those things are pricey.
>>16889998Its not a need if its insignificant. Accept that no one gives a shit about honey.
>>16890003Do you swear to God, autist?NOW I'M TYPING IN CAPS
>>16890026I SWEAR ON THE SEAL OF THE SEVEN BEASTS AND NAILS JESUS WAS KILLED ON
>>16890003Even though that a lot of psychology is simply bullshit assumptions, we all know the real reason why you say psychology is bullshit is because you've been diagnosed with a disorder you can't accept tripbag.For starters you need unessary attention, for 1 you're a trip fag on an anonymous site.
>>16890099nice projecting and its not an anonymous site redditors never learn
I have anywhere between 2 and 5 migraines a week. I've already been to 3 doctors about it and none of the medication they've prescribed me works. Anyone have a solution that worked for them? I'm open to just about anything at this point because it's a major damper on my life. Pic not related, just won't let me post without one and don't feel like searching for a related one.
>>16889295What medications have you tried? I just did a quick search and there isn't great evidence for anything, unfortunately. For example, SSRIs don't seem to work. Have you seen a pain specialist?Do you smoke/ingest weed?
Hey anon,Fellow lifelong migraine sufferer. Migraines have become a buzzword and applied to different levels of head pain. I'm not sure what a migraine is to you.Personally, for me, there are migraines that disallow me to do anything. The only thing I can do about these is to immediately manage symptoms when I notice them. Once they hit I'm done. Literally nothing works totally for these migraines, and I've tried everything up to very strong opiates (which, bullshit enough, makes migraines worse and last longer). If you have these, you'll have to go through the long process of trying everything. The only thing that works for me, marginally, is oxygen therapy.I, also, used to have headaches 28/30 days a month. There was never anything I found for these that worked, until I got Botox. Botox has been a miracle cure for these lesser degree, regular headaches and have improved my life massively.Good luck. Shit is stupid.
There's something called a "daith piercing"? Give it a gander..
It might be fruitful to look into psilocybin containing mushrooms. There's a whole lot of evidence, albeit anecdotal, that they can manage/cure cluster headaches. I don't see why it wouldn't work for your migraines. If you do pursue this, make sure you get the mushrooms from a reliable source, i.e. the darknet, or you can legally buy the supplies to grow them yourself.As I said before, none of the evidence has been scientifically verified, but the potential seems worth it. Lastly, do your research!
I'm 30 years old and I just broke up with my 2nd girlfriend ever after 6 months of relationship.She always hinted at it, but she revelaed to me that she's been in bed with over 30 men before, most of them one night stands (=random strangers), no rubber either (she has that uterine implant thingy).I don't think our own personal standards of intimacy and sharing it are compatible. Will I regret what I did or did I just dodge a bullet?
>>16890112fuck off.
>>16890104You're that guy from the other night who basically says every man should accept a slut for a gf, and if they don't, they have issues, aren't you?Once again, people are allowed to make their own dealbreakers in relationships. Be it how many partners they've slept with, to how often they see each other, to what activities they do, people are entitled to choose what they accept in a partner. Failure for you to understand this basic concept and being adamant that everyone should cater to your way of dating means you really need to seek therapy.
>>16890114Agreed. That guy really needs to know how to treat a slut.Let's watch anime and jump on the red pill together. Yeah, I agree--I wish we were more social in high school, but we're making up for it on the internet!-Autism.
>>16890116I'm that who now? Someone else isn't autistic? Praise be to God. Hey, can you believe what Twilight Sparkle did in S03e05? This is an anonymous message board, tyke.
>>16890104Do YOU know what a median is? It's more accurate than an average when talking about number of sexual partners, because people with extreme numbers on either end won't skew the results.
Before you post a question, check here to see if it's already been answeredKeep your questions short and sweet for more answers.And please no derailing arguments.Avoid asking these common questions:>Do girls/guys like <insert specific look>?Some do, some don't. Our answers are not going to help you.>I'm shy and afraid of people/rejection. What do I do?Think positive, and get over it by practising and exposing yourself to it.>I like someone. What do I do?Ask them out.Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>16890062>>16890055>>16890049>>16890044>>16890034>>16890029Both genders: why do people get so butthurt about people making new general threads?
>>16890105Its the history of generals. Which is why the mods have a general rule in place for handling it. Wait for the fucking autosage
>>16890110That doesn't answer the question. Why are you so mad?
>>16890117Because it turns a general thread into cancer. It has always done this. Why do you want to ruin a good thread.
>>16890122How does someone making a thread turn a thread to cancer? If people are getting mad about someone making a thread it does, but generally someone making a general shouldn't be the big deal you're making it out to be
My mom does nothing but masturbate when she's home. All night, all day I just hear her ugly grunting, woofing noises coming from her fucking bedroom which is conveniently located right next to mine. I feel anxiety whenever I am waking up, going to sleep, etc. because I have to fucking listen to her and it fucks me up. I put in headphones and still it doesn't work, because if they even begin to come undone or come loose, I hear everything. I've also tried playing my music out loud, and when I do, she just apparently feels she doesn't even need to try to conceal the sounds she makes. How do I get her to STFU
>>16889858I reckon this is more plausible than insatiable masturbation. Maybe she has an ab-machine in there and it's not masturbation at all?Why not record the sounds and play it back to her? "Hey mom, what do you think this is? I keep hearing it coming from the walls."
>>16887746That's fucked right up man!!! I would suggest just talking to her about it: what else could you do but leave? Take action or continue having this issue.
>>16888225I fuckin love that idea do you have kik?
>>16887746Kek, I have a friend who's dad watches porn in his room all the fucking time. The walls are paper thin and no one says shit. Shit is hilarious. Not sure how she feels about it. We kinda all just learned to live with it while we're there. Surely she had to deal with you masturbating all the time growing up. Maybe she's on live chat or something. Maybe you should hook her up with someone?
>>16888455that,but also moans, groans, "unffs". ed creaking, etc. It adds up, okay?
Does anyone have things you can do to make life inconvenient for your ex?Nothing huge but subtle things, like stealing the caps off their car tires.
>>16889464My ex used to live a few houses down from a good friend of mine. Whenever I was over at her house I used to go to my ex's driveway, purposely move her driver side mirror ajar, and piss all over the mirror and door handle.
>>16889444>Does anyone have things you can do to make life inconvenient for your ex?Not being 12.
>>16889469I can't, that's why I'm asking this question. >>16889481Hu that's actually a good idea
>>16889444Caps off their care tires? That would be soooo annoying.Instead balance some 3" nails in front of and behind two tires. So when the ex drives away they are going to get not one but two flats shortly after they leave.
mix up some ammonia and bleach in an open container to pour over their car. it'll take 4 weeks to set in so it's hard for them to know when it happened, but it'll slowly cause bad rust which spreads to the engine[spoiler]and then stop being a little passive-aggressive bitch and get over it[/spoiler]
Has anyone ever done any research on or tried a penis traction device for enlargement? I'm curious if they are to any extent actually effective.To clarify, I'm not at all dissatisfied with my rod, but shit, more is more.
>>16889973So what we've got here is an OP who is willing to destroy his genitals, in order to fulfill his fantasy of having different genitals. So the question is not whether or not penis enlargement is possible. The question is this: Technically speaking, is OP a transsexual? Should this be moved to /lgbt/?
>>16890080>>16890070In theory, extremely moderate yet progressive stretching induces tissue growth in much the same way slow weight gain does. >>16890080Why not have fun with them. I'd replace my pubes with little trees if I could, just for shits.
>>16889973>>16890042only thing that works noticeably well without paying a ridiculous amount of money for almost nothing is silicone injections, and even they can fuck up your dick.
>>16890094I sure as fuck wouldn't, for the love of God just imagine the splinters. But hey, I live in America and I naturally assume everyone else on the Internet does as well, so you're free to do as you please
>>16890096>silicone injectionsI can't imagine any way that wouldn't look weird as fuckHonestly man plastic surgeons are criminals
For E.For what could have, and should have, been...
>>16888587Cheers!
I've been cheating on my boyfriend of 3 years with someone who is in love with me. I can't seem to make a choice. Sex is so much better than it is with the bf and he treats me better.
I was feeling pretty down earlier and wasn't sure what it was all for. But you know what? Fuck you shits. I made it despite your best efforts. I proved every single one of you assholes wrong. You threw everything you had at me after God threw everything God had at me. You miserable fucks spent day and night thinking about me. What now?? I'm going places and you ain't. Boo ya.
>>16889922They're probably doing something illegal. A legit job always involve you signing a contract unless it's a gig.
I was never this guy, but I have constantly found myself compromising for you. Such is love, I suppose...It ended terribly, but I still gave you more than a year. I am about to hit a year clean, and I am sorry you will never know this version of me. This is what you claim you always wanted from me, is it not?I never lied, when it came to always and forever. Cuddle the dogs for me. I am done here; if I was right, you know my number.You will never know how much I love you, Elissa.
>10 threads open and no one is replying to themWhat are some websites i can browse other than 4chan
>>16890047do you have a
Reddit is another website. Also, 9gag moves quickly. Also, tumblr is a good place to get attention.See ya, fatass.
>>16890047Outside
Dude, this is an incredibly opened ended question. You gotta be more specific if you want a response that means anything. What are you interested in? What kinds of thing do you enjoy learning about, watching or reading? Pull up Wikipedia and hit random article. Look up info on the careers of various actors and actresses on IMDb. Watch some videos about gender reassignment on YouTube. Go on Craigslist and read the missed connections columns, get an email account and sign up for newsletters from companies that sell products you like. You can literally find anything on Google. Enter something in there and keep going through pages until you find porn.
I don't want to be married anymore. It's not emotional for me. My wife's done nothing wrong. She's beautiful, caring, and considerate in pretty much every way. But I just want to be by myself. Is there something wrong with me? I know so many people who are so desperate to find "the one". I don't expect to ever find another person that I'm as compatible with as I am with her, but I can't help but feel the urge to just be single and free. It's tearing me up and I don't know what to do. Can anyone relate?
>>16890088Do you want a wife thats not her or do you want to be alone for a bit. If that latter ask her for some alone time. >I love you, but its weird>we see each other everyday and its like I lost my since of self>I need to think on this a bit and do so alone>Im going to go backpacking in the mountains for a few weeks and ill see you when I get back>DO NOT FUCKING HAVE SEX WITH ANYONE DURING THIS TIME>love you bae
>>16890103I don't want another wife, but I do want to be single and at least have the option of seeing other women. I don't want anything serious though. If I wanted to really be with someone and be committed, it'd be her.
I've grown apart with my best friend. I used to be really lonely and she was my only one, but I've broadened my social circle and have more now. I've started spending less time with her, and I think it makes her feel bad since she doesn't have many others. I find her boring. What do I do?
>>16890030>I find her boring.>your primary reason for having friends is to sate your boredomdo a self evaluation
>>16890071>jumping to conclusions haha nice
>>16890030OP, while I understand you can find your friend boring, you can just make up stuff you can talk about. If you're not the type who wants to do that, then you shouldn't be friends in the first place.You sucking all you can get from her and then finding her boring is just cruel. Explain to her you want more content, and if she tries but can't tell you anything you'd like to hear, try asking questions yourself. "how was your day?"/"tell me about your day" can be a good start.>>16890071I have a hard time trying to understand friendship. Social construct to make it okay to depend on people from outside your family? Social construct used to establish status in a given hierarchy? Relationship between two people who can confide to one another? Something based on trust?It's incredibly complex and I won't say someone is wrong by looking for people to satiate their boredom and calling them friends until they're no longer of use.
I'm a 27y male graduated but nothing else (I have a thing on teaching going on but it is no masters and I barely go). I made a girl pregnant but we werent dating. Things happened we/I decided to date the girl.Today, 6 months later we had this huge fight I terrified her because I lost my temper and I have a really bad temper - like punching shit and breaking and shouting. I'm 1,80m+ btwLong story short she took the baby said we arent together anymore. Thought about suicide but for now wont do. Ill treat myself with drugs and therapy but cant really see the point to be better since she wont be here with me.my kid wont be here.I fucked up.everythingpic unrelated to get attention
>>16889467yeah... but I think I lost the girl.so its only a half victory I suppose
>>16889343I have no useful advice, but I hope it all works out.
There's no question?
>>16889343>I'm a 27y male graduated but nothing else (I have a thing on teaching going on but it is no masters and I barely go). I made a girl pregnant but we werent dating. Things happened we/I decided to date the girl.>Today, 6 months later we had this huge fight I terrified her because I lost my temper and I have a really bad temper - like punching shit and breaking and shouting. I'm 1,80m+ btw>Long story short she took the baby said we arent together anymore. Thought about suicide but for now wont do. Ill treat myself with drugs and therapy but cant really see the point to be better since she wont be here with me.>my kid wont be here.>I fucked up.>everythingMan, you're living a dream. Not a nightmare.She will come back begging for your help when she realizes how shit she is.Plus, you are finally free. I mean, I lost my fucking virginity at 27 and now feel great. Why don't you take a Working Holiday somewhere nice? Chill out. Put your shit together...
You can sue for at least partial custody of your kid. As for the girl, if she left you for this then your relationship was going to end anyway.
Best/most effective ways to get rid of facial, chest and back acne?Mine is somewhat like the picture, but a bit worse. It's mostly the typical late-teens acne that a lot of people my age get, if that helps. What worked for you?
>>16889988for primarily inflammatory acne (like pic related)OTC: try benzoyl peroxide or salycylic acid firstprescip: erythromycin or doxycycline, if youre a girl birth control will be very effective
drink more water and eat less sugar and carbsmoisturize after you clean your face. your body overcompensates with the oil when acne soaps dry it out.
I used to have bacne and chest acne and all that. Honestly just take a shower every day, or atleast every other day. It seems like a hassle, because I used to just take one like once a week if that. Honestly it really helps, and get a basic body wash. There all pretty much the same thing. Also get a towel and you can only use the towel for 3 uses then you have to wash it again. You won't see good results untill about a month later, but it's worth it. Good luck OP
For some people like me, the only way to get rid of it is accutane.Its a bitch because you need to do monthly blood tests and use chapstick for the rest of your life. But it worked very well.