I'm looking for a viable way of secretly masturbating in public, I'm talking the whole process all the way until orgasm. But I don't want to make a mess in my pants. I'm a male, and I have a 7.5 inch penis while erect. I understand simply rubbing through my pants would help a lot whilst sitting down but what about the making a mess part? Should I tie a sock around the penal glands that shall catch my flowing semen? Please clarify.
remote control vibrating rudeboy and just wear two pairs of underwear. that will easily soak up what dribbles out. maximum mobility preserved, you're not vulnerable, and you aren't suspicious or committing to some sort of obvious giveaway
>>34106952Anon, he's gonna be in the sex offender's list. I don't support your decision. It was one thing for us to do this with pirated movies and marijuana, but this is just a bit too far.
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>>34106947Do it when driving.
>>34106947>I'm looking for a viable way of secretly masturbating in publicwhy
How do I enjoy people's company? I'm 30 years old and I've always gotten tired of people. I tend to sink into melancholy and start thinking about how I can improve myself. I remember feeling like if I do all of the "correct" things people will abuse it to feed their ego somehow.People are still motivated to socialize with me for some reason, co-workers, family. It makes me feel like shit because I never have any fun talking to most people but I still get lonely and depressed if I don't see anyone. I guess I see the life that some people have, people respect their ideas, laugh at their jokes, women are drawn to them, people want to give them jobs; then I look at myself, people reject my ideas, they get defensive at my jokes, women are wary of me, authority figures take issue with me.I'm hyper independent and I tend to wear dark clothes and have long messy hair, a beard, a serious bitter face. I could try to look like the people I envy but it wouldn't change who I am inside
>>34105635>People are still motivated to socialize with me for some reasonIt's because they want your BWC
>>34106190Why is it always just dudes 95 percent
My own mother thinks I am going to kill her.How do I convince her otherwise?
>>34106055My mother turned me into a bitter, violent person.I don't care anymore, I just want to be left alone.
>>34105560>My own mother thinks I am going to kill her.>How do I convince her otherwise?maybe just leave her alone for like 48 hours atleast, hopefully she calms downthen you can figure out what to do
>>34106819>>34106070>>34106055>>34105989>>34105656>>34105611>>34105625what am i in hell right now?mod team gave up?
>>34106838What have I written that's got you so angry you need to see it deleted?
>>34105560Call the police if you are under age. Child abandonment is a serious crime. The cops can get you to a shelter.
How do I explain to a doctor that their kind was responsible for making my life worse while needing to see them for help with one small but necessary thing? I have reason to mistrust meds they might prescribe, therapy they might recommend and them themselves. When I was a child struggling by myself without a father they told my mom she was going to die soon, which turned out to be a lie and could have easily led to another malpractice death from the problems it caused. So she had to constantly remind us she could go at any time soon like a fucking terminal cancer patient. The stress was also passed onto us her children instead of these doctors, and of course it was since they didn't have to live with her.I'm never getting these years back for them fucking with me and I have good reason to despise them with my entire being but I've tried to settle with just avoiding them and not respecting them much.
>>34107058everyone has life problems, you're not unique in any way
>>34107130>everyone has life problemsAnd where in what you responded to does it say otherwise?
GET IT OFF YOUR CHEST - GIOYC
may apathy leave me in next 23 days
People are nasty as fuckEven those you work with regularly and respect turn out to be dumbass degenerates.
I hate how arrogant people are nowadays.No, you looking down on others and constantly telling how they are dumb normies doesn't make you smart or right, you are just an asshole whose parents didn't care to educate.
>>34107725You're a degenerate bitch
Fight the future!
28.5 year old man, I met a recently turned 20 year old girl at a weekly activity I go to (ageless activity), and she added me on instagram and likes every story I post (and I like hers back). I don't know if she knows how old I am (people usually estimate me around 23ish).She is incredibly beautiful, very smart and has great personality. You couldn't blame me for being attracted to her, she's the girl I dreamt of when I was that age, but I never found one and have been alone my entire 20s so far. Should I ask her out? Everyone would judge me, but I think I could get over that. I'd be more saddened if she suddenly thinks I'm a creep when I reveal how old I actually am. I first interacted with her about 6 months ago, I've spoke to her directly at the event a few times, and I've spoke to her male friends (who I get the strong impression are not into women) who are also very friendly. I've never attempted to message her purely because she's young. Starting to become a bit obsessed with her. The punchline I guess is if she revealed she was actually trying to wingman her gay best friend because I gave an ambiguous signal off or something, but I hope that's not the case.
>>34104579>Dude, normies talk about it all the time nowNo they don't. You're referring to things you read on twitter, not real life. There is no massive population of people in real life who make a huge deal out of people in their 20s dating each other. You've invented this very clearly out of thin air.
>>34105171Yeah, I fell in love with a girl ten years younger than me, but she inevitably didn't want to stay with me, and I know the age gap was an influencing factor, whether she admits it or not. She was immature in ways I didn't expect, and we couldn't even get on the same page of what we both meant by "I love you." Shit was beyond retarded, but I learned a lot. They really are too young to know what they get themselves into with men at that age. Or she got cold feet and just wouldn't tell me the truth anymore. Either way, it won't last. Don't let that stop you though. Just take it easy, and keep that in mind.
>>34104586>>34106868OP do not listen to this dooming faggot. It can work out just fine if you both talk and communicate and like eachother. 8 years is literally nothing. He’s mad it didn’t work for him and is crab in a bucketing you.
>>34104163Yes, 8 years difference is fine if you get along and treat each other well.- chick whose long been attracted to men 6-12 years older.
I've decided she's worth the risk and that I'd most certainly regret not trying. I will obviously tell her my age, I've already gave her hints, so I'm sure she's estimating me being at least 23. I imagine she probably thinks I'm maximum 26 though. I can't help being young and beautiful. I did tell her male friend "I'm like 10 years older than you" during a conversation. Not sure how literally he took it, but I am 8-9 years older than them. >>34106899I think I could handle another heartbreak anyway, I'm used to it, so I'm not really afraid>>34106909Thanks based foid
Is there even such a thing as a good job? Seems like everyone is miserable no matter what they do.
>>34104787Do you think the AI threat and foreign worker visas are overblown then? I interested in going into IT but people have tried to scare me out of it. I have heard that AI is a bubble though and Canada is going to let a lot of the Pajeet visas expire.
>>34104537what do you do
Work isn't fun and happiness. It's any time you are doing what needs to be done and experiencing its difficulty and duress. You usually don't enjoy chores, but they are important and require effort.
>>34105812I do enjoy chores because they directly impact the quality of my life. Any job I can get is equally miserable and pays the same no matter how well I do it.
>>34105812Work in practice is like if you put the effort into hours of cleaning or chores but what's cleaned by the end is arbitrarily limited to a fraction of what should be clean because it benefitted some bloated humanoid tick.
I hate it when my nose blocks one or both of its nostrils forcing me to breathe through my mouth.Is there a biohack that will trick my nose onto opening itself? I already tried blowing my nose, and it's like trying to suck a brick through a straw.Nothing.
Well if you’re sick, not much you can do. Just breathe out of your nose as much as possible, keep your mouth closed
do 10 pushupsnot kidding
>>34103935Heat up water in a pot, hang a towel over your head and put your face in the steam
>>34103935That's serious obstructive sleep apnea and you need to see an ENT to get a surgery to correct it. I did.
I desire to have a strong family unit should I get a woman pregnant. The kind of family where we all love each other and care about each other. The kind of family where we exercies and attend each other's events/activities. This begins with my future woman and I. How do I find a woman willing to build a future like this with me? I'm not religious, I'm just a human that wants to be a great human and have a great human family.
>>34105437Woman here.First of all know that you don't have to be tall or rich or handsome to have this. My husband is 5'9, poor and looks like a normal man. We live happily together as you describe.How to find your woman? Well, trust me please when I say that there's no substitute for meeting in person, not on a dating app. We are animals and so much of the attraction is primal. But also kind of mysterious in that you have no idea who will be a good match for you until you meet them and just know. But the screen is an enormous obstacle.Find a social hobby that you enjoy and do that. Just randomly go to events that interest you and leave it up to chance who you run into. Volunteer somewhere.I'm an old fart (38) and realize more gen z are chronically online and barely leave the house. But trust me bro. There's no substitute for meeting in person. That's why the dating apps have failed so hard. And don't worry if you're 25 or 30. Easier said than done but just don't think about getting married and just keep learning and leaving your house to do something out in the world. And definitely exercise if you don't already. Fresh sweat is very sexy and will smell good to a chick who is into you before she even knows it.
Are you normal or some short haired feminazi fatso with blue hair ?
>>34106917>male postGive up. Get no woman
>>34106982>>34106723I had many women throughout my lifetime and am able to read them like open books.Today's society is fucked up beyond repair, child!-trap is the new black, cheating is a casual thing(mostly women cheat), and the justice system protects only women in case of divorce where she always takes the house, half of his money and is set for life with his child support.I never told anyone not to be together with a woman. >>34105437By all means, please do. Just don't marry her and don't fall into her child trap.
>>34106999You totally get it.So men like op should follow this guy's advice, not get married and not have kids. Maybe try to change society to be favorable towards men.Or ignore all of it and choose the better choice.
My autistic s/o is very socially inept and I think makes everyone else uncomfortable. What do?
correct them, most of the correction they receive will be teasing or paternal authority and it's very important to receive correction from peers who have no motivation but making you a better person to be around
>>34106423Rape as correction.
>>34106448This, very smart move
Take classes on socializing.
>>34106423Break up with them by telling them they are a loser and freak who will never find love because they are autistic. Maybe mention they should have been aborted. That how all me ex's dealt with my autism. I mean be realistic, your autist isn't going to stop being autistic and the longer you wait to rip the band-aid off the more neurotypical friends you will lose. Just cut your losses and go destroy your s/o's world by telling them the truth.>>34106448Yeah nag them to death about a core part of their identity you hate and they can't change....because that works and won't make them hate your guts. And you'll just love correcting them all the time like it's your unpaid job. >t. lonely autist
I have a really low self esteem, and I believe I'm ugly, worthless and a failure.How can I empirically test it though to know if my perception is true or not?
For attractiveness: rate me threads on /soc/, reddit. There were some websites for it but I forgot what they are.For the failure bit it's harder to quantify, it's a bit of a loaded term too because of how broad it is. To actually answer that you need to ask, a failure in what exactly? Just general life failure, like a failure to meet certain milestones? If you can more accurately define it, then you can get an idea of what the criteria for success is, then you can measure your experiences against that criteria.Worthless is a bit vauge. Like worthless relative to what, what's the worth you're expecting to have or bring?
there are no empirical measures for totally subjective metrics
>>34106855What a shithole.
You can always make whatever about yourself more or less true
Welp. Gotta wait for a while to attend my first group therapy. i've already been waiting so long to get help that I feel incapable of doing things on my own anymore. What should I do in the meanwhile to keep myself from loosing it?
>>34105842Start selling soap, start a fight club, brew bombs :DI think regular exercise will take the edge off. For me it's weight liftig.It literally reduces stress by quite a lot.
>>34106627i'd be down to pull a fight club
18M. I tend to feel depressed at night despite having a fairly normal life.After a lot of reflection, I’ve realized that anticipatory fear and loss of control are the problem. Going to college makes you feel like you’ve lost a lot of control as opposed to a time in life like high school. In high school, you can quit jobs you don’t like (ideally), leave clubs you don’t like, switch classes you don’t care for. Maybe you can even think your way out of some difficult situations.But you lose the ability to quit as you get older. Responsibility is mandatory and ever increasing. Of course, responsibilities are going to get more stressful as you get older, but even if they didn’t, the sheer lack of control alone is enough to make me sure I’ll kill myself one day. I don’t wanna die tho.I want to ask /adv, have any of you realized that a lack of control was causing your shitty situation? What did you do about it? Because if control is the issue, the usual advice of “life might get better someday” can’t help, since even if life did “get better” temporarily, control will remain the same.I’m fine with drugs and alcohol as a solution, but I can’t get drunk or high every day.
>>34104994You can call it “internal control” if you want, but that’s not what you said. You said:> you can quit jobs you don’t like (ideally), leave clubs you don’t like, switch classes you don’t care forYou want to be able do things without any responsibility or consequences, and the only people that get to do that in society are children.Certainly, getting yourself sorted out internally is important. I’m just going by what you described. If you feel anxiety, it’s probably caused by the realization that you need to become an adult.
>>34100779This is a pretty normal feeling to have anon, so just realize that. Youre not weird for feeling that way. The reason you feel like that is because you're finally really playing the game, everything before this has basically just been the tutorial level. You're a level 0 and cant do shit which does make you feel powerless. You need to take charge of your life, pick a direction, and go into it. The worst thing you can do now is stay still and not do anything, just pic something to do, even if it doesnt work out.
>>34102137Most healthy developed 18-year-olds will feel a sense of freedom with going to college. This is because the rules their parents set up for them as kids feel so constricting. If someone is not fully mentally/emotionally developed to that point it will be the opposite. If someone is like a "Im on the computer all day" anime nerd type, they more than likely have a stunted development and are still basically 13 yo, so going out into the world on their own doesn't feel liberating, but terrifying. They dont view their parents are the fun police holding them back, but the supporters who are keeping them alive and dont want to leave that comfort. >>34104994I dont really think you're spoiled as much as youre the latter not developed kid. This isnt meant as an insult, its meant to help you realize whats going on with you. Just be honest with yourself and consider of that applies to you. If you need guidance, the go to is that you have three paths. You go into college, a trade school, or the military. Pick one of those paths, but do NOT go to college just to delay your childhood or anything like that, go there with the intention of getting into an actually viable career.
>>34100779>But you lose the ability to quit as you get older.simply not true
>>34100779> But you lose the ability to quit as you get older.Not really. This depends on how you structure your life or career. If you keep your costs low, save a lot, and avoid situations that trap you in expensive life obligations, then you'll have that freedom still. Being in a stable relationship can help too, because a partner can help cover costs if your income dips, if you're out of work for a while etc.If you want more flexibility, you can prioritize that in your life.
Hey anons. I'm 26M. I hooked up with a guy from grindr once who was 58M. Then we hooked up again. And again. He says he feels a connection and I can see that he's loaded. He's a lawyer and he's part of a pretty major law firm around here. The thing is this guy is unironically married, like to a cis woman. I'm sort of at a crossroads here. I don't particularly love the guy, obviously. But I've never been so close to luxury before. He always took me out to expensive dinners (I'm talking like bills that add up to 200) and has a car that I've never even seen before. I dunno.
>>34104798How about I date him for the experience
>>34104832It sounds like you already made up your mind.
>>34104766You won't be getting any large sums of money, you'll get whatever he's wanting to treat himself to like an expensive outing but nothing more than just being a tag-along. Do you really think this ends where he falls in love, divorced wife, pushes away kids if he has any, and devotes everything to you until he is old and grey and on his deathbed writes up a will where it states you inherit $1,000,000 and a large home and summer house & small boat all to yourself? Lol get the fuck outta here. He's going to pump & dump and if you try to expose anything in anyway will weaponise the law system with everything he has to keep you quiet
>>34104766So you want to be a prostitute?
>>34104850I'm okay with being a tag along lmao
I am 20M currently in 3rd year of UNI. I am currently doing math major. I wanted to do math ever since childhood but I am just so lazy to open book and read now. and idk why. I keep asking myself if there is something wrong with me/or I am just not motivated enough.Most of my time is spent on youtube reddit twitter porn doing nothing and I am not able to stop. I have good friends but they are ahead in almost every aspect of life. I am willing to follow anything if it projects that I can do what I want to do and makes sense on why I should do. thanksanon
>>34101090I'm facing it too. i.e. I'm lazy to study even when I want to.So for this new year, I have decided, That I'll keep track of things. Like What are my goals for the whole year. Not just vague goals, But specific goals. Example, I don't say good health. I say, Get abs, Toned muscles, Better circadian rhythm.So now I have specific targets.Then I'll have monthly goals, i.e. to achieve it, What must i do in this exact month. So, I need to reduce weight first to go in abs direction. I'll also write what I should do for that. Specific things I can do.So I have more clear goals and ways to do it for January. Now when January starts, I can track things weekly.Idk if it's like this or not. I think this is how People in companies use their yearly planner diaries. Having goals and targets and important dates and deadlines and everything.Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>34106273>t. the blind leading the blind
Op, it's gonna get harder, and harder, and harder, and keep getting harder if you don't get your shit together now. You got Real Analysis coming up which is gonna make you piss your pants and want to kill yourself if you don't get this shit handled now. Already Calculus 2 was suicide and Calculus 3 and Linear algebra was you surviving fucking D-Day in WW2. So now you got more coming up. You don't need an answer you need to take action. The issue a lot of you NTs make is you go around questioning why and not how. You do an even dumber thing which is convince yourself not to leave your house. Now OP, you're doing the same with the textbook, convincing yourself not to read it.
>>34101106Agreed when I read the Bible reading got easier. Jesus for the win too.
>>34101090>I am just so lazy to open book and read now.You just do it. You'll procrastinate and hate doing it at first. then when you have the reminder thoughts you force yourself to get back to reading. maybe take breaks but you keep doing it. eventually you LOCK IN and wonder why you didn't start earlier but you keep going.Basically its a muscle. you need to work out. When you start, the connections aren't there and recovery is slow and painful. but then its intuitive
