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I'm trying to figure out how to guarantee a ADHD diagnosis and get prescribed Adderall without getting labeled as drug seeking in my EMR/EHR.

A few months ago I had obtained a "sample" and it absolutely blessed me when it came to getting a specific score on a specific test.

NGL I have been chasing the dragon ever since but with the job I'm trying to get I've gotta follow the rules and bend over like a good boy.
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>>34097708
If it's in usa or canada, you can easily get it. It's not breaking any laws. Doctors are allowed to be drug dealers openly in those countries.
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>>34097862
ok so how
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>>34097913
Call a psychiatrist and say that you have difficulty focusing. Don't hesitate to immediately bring up the addys. You will probably get them. It's a completely different story for a europoor like me.
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you can't. they will make you try every non stimulant under the sun first
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>>34097943
Funny that you are trying to speedrun me getting drug-seeking indicator.

this board used to be filled with real ass niggas with motion. idk what happened to it.

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This guy and it's gonna be hard I raised him since he was little
He's 2y now and I can't keep him for breading because he is related to all the other goats.
I had too much meat last year and ended up keeping him too long.
He is very friendly and never gave me problems.
I should ask a neighbor to do it but I'm unconformable with people so I generally avoid interaction with everyone.
If I keep him he has no girls.
If I sell him he's dead anyway.
I could exchange him but I don't trust people to keep the feed as clean as I do.
I would do it drunk but I might end up taking longer then necessary.
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>>34097493
in my high school there was this boy who collected animals because he wanted to be a farmer and stuff and once he got a pregnant goat because some old lady was giving it away for free and he had our teacher help him transport the goat to his place. maybe you should find a little farmer boy and give him the goat
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>>34097741
if you were in poland i would tell you to give the goat to that boy cause it would have a nice home
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>>34097735
I would literally have 3 males.
I have the main one that I got for breading.
A small one that was born last Easter and this one.
Il ask if someone needs a male maybe I can exchange him for a girl.
But I hate having to talk to people irl
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>>34097769
I'm not
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>>34097600
Poor fucking goat Jesus
May he not end up with such a dogshit owner in the next life

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>Rap music blaring in every venue, every store, every commercial, every street
>Every zoomer nowadays uses the same retarded sounding slang, barely comprehensible English, over and over and over
>Every new popular streamer is some retarded black guy with their retarded faces and gifs being spammed in every corner of the internet no matter where you go like pic related
>If you point out any of this you're relentlessly attacked and swarmed
I feel myself becoming more and more racist every day and I'm trying to stop but I cannot stand this retarded culture anymore.
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>>34088877
move from your afro american urban shithole?
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>>34093970
I'm in the suburbs.
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>>34088961
>OP here. For the record, I know this is only really a problem with American black people and that black people from basically anywhere else don't behave like this.
Bong here. British black people are even worse than the American ones. They have quite literally the dumbest accents you've ever heard (look up an interview of someone like Bukayo Saka or Stormzy if you want to hear) which make it sound like they're barely even speaking English. They tend to be criminals of a much more violent and savage kind since they prefer engaging in knife crime due to the lack of firearms in the UK. And by heritage, the typical British black person is a dark-as-night African who's parents immigrated from Nigeria or Ghana within the past 20 years, making them even more fundamentally incompatible with our culture.

We used to have a larger population of Caribbean blacks who were more culturally comparable to African-Americans, but they pretty much entirely died out since they barely had kids, and when they did have kids it tended to be with white people, and those kids would go on to also have kids with white people, and so on... Jamaicans don't even immigrate to the UK anymore, whereas West Africans come here by the boatload.

I would take American blacks over British blacks any day. For one thing, African-Americans actually have some degree of cultural contribution to the arts and such. Even if you don't like hip hop, genres like jazz and blues were inarguably a cultural good.
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>>34088877
>how do i stop being racist
Move to south side chicago and you'll see that none of the stereotypes are true. It's a vibrant peaceful community. You will be accepted with open arms.
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>>34088877
Get topped by BBC to cure racism

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I'm having trouble with my conversations being too friend-like with women. I don't really know how I can flirt or be playful without it being creepy or forced. Any pointers or advice? I'm sort of turned off by the pickup artist stuff too.
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>>34097394
>make your intent clear without being overbearing
>Just be sure to read the room.
explain? not op, but that's the hard part.
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>>34062043
>I don't really know how I can flirt or be playful without it being creepy or forced.
Unfortunately being flirty always comes with that risk. Even the smoothest motherfuckers on the planet end up creeping out a few girls every so often. It's a gamble, but you can increase your odds by gauging a girl's initial reaction to you talking to her. A key part of flirting is escalation, so luckily as long as you don't come swinging out the gate with "HEY YOU'RE CUTE WANNA FUCK?" you can avoid coming off as a creep or sex pest.
Sometimes it's very obvious when a girl is not interested. She'll be checking her phone a lot, break eye contact/not make eye contact at all. If you try to escalate that kind of situation, you WILL come off as a creep.
It's harder (at least for us autists) to gauge interest when the girl is acting nice. Here, you really have to look at how she takes each escalation. If you make a cheeky compliment and it gets brushed off with "oh that's so sweet" or "thank you, I take that as a compliment," then you know it's over. Don't escalate anymore. If they get a little flustered or embarrassed and make a cheeky comment back, you've got a green light to keep going.
At the end of the day, remember you want to FUCK these women. Not make friends with them, not be a respectful colleague of theirs, not be a paragon of chivalry and manners, you want to put your penis into their vagina which is honestly asking for a lot especially compared to flirting. If you're not OK with pushing boundaries and being a little bold with them, you'll never make it far enough to actually fuck them. And get this, sometimes you will meet women that want to fuck you back too, and if you don't come across as being mutually interested in that, they won't want to fuck you anymore.
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>>34092971
>Bring your own energy to it. Find something about a girl you like and compliment it. Say how you feel. Fuck everyone else.
This is also good advice. If you're not 8+/10 Chad then you have to accept most women aren't going to be immediately attracted to you. Don't bother trying to mask or put up a front to try to get women interested, because they can see right through it. Part of being confident is being authentic, and we all know women love confidence. Sure you might scare off ten basic bitches who would have cold fished on you in bed anyway, but that should be worth it to find the slimthicc nerdy bitch who loves you and will suck your soul out through your urethra. Like I said here >>34097580 you wanna FUCK these women and maybe some of them will want to FUCK you too. Don't be afraid of compliments, just don't be too obvious. For example, unless you're Chadrone trying to get with Sta-queesha, don't say
>Damn your ass looks good
Instead say
>Your dress is nice, I really like the way it highlights your curves
That exact line helped me get in with my latest "rendezvous" I met at a party a few weeks ago.
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>>34097448

Learn to read the room and see if your approach is actually welcome. Is her body language saying she’s in a hurry and doesn’t want to chat? Is she not asking questions back?

Rejection and sex aren’t usually about you personally, it’s more about how receptive someone is in that moment with all the little factors going on.

As for intent, just approach her like a normal human. Make a situational comment to open the conversation, make eye contact and slowly smile, tease a little, and compliment sparingly. I actually met my girlfriend at JCP while Christmas shopping for my mom just by asking her opinion on something I was looking at.
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>>34062043
The only thing that really matters here is practice. You will get better at it if you do this.

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How do I get better at RTS games? I struggle with multitasking
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>>34097462
play it more and more and more until youre 50 and wonder where your life went
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>>34097462
Focus on getting better at just a few things at a time til they become like breathing. Either go all in on strong attacks or minimalistically defend while maximizing resource accumulation.

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What exactly is the female dating fantasy like? What do they want out of a man?
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>>34097017
this.
basically.
on as many levels, as possible.
although she can handle the social.
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>>34092230
They want to be in a social group with 50/50 men/women, and then find the leader(s) of that group and date those guys. Every woman wants this, so the leaders get harems of women competing over him, while the other guys don't get anything.
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Don't ever mock me for my spergouts argue with me forreal and also bow out and calm things when they need to be. Don't be petty let me make peace too when I wanna. Don't be a mangina stand up for us. Know how to handle yourself and talk to other men. Make my dad instantly respect you and my mom wish she married a guy more like you (lol just my petty side)
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>>34097128
>be a jester
>go through the humiliation ritual
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>>34092230
You’re overthinking it by trying to lump all women’s needs and wants together.

That said, being in decent shape, keeping up with showering and grooming, and being self-sufficient will open a lot of doors.

Beyond that, it really comes down to the individual girl, and most of the time, rejection is more about her than it is on you.

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>girl i've been talking to asks me out to the mall tomorrow to "window shop"
>calls it a hangout, but probably nervous to call it a date
>muh first date
what am i in for?
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>>34095305
That is all you can ask from a first date, and more than many get. Now it's your turn. "Saturday was fun. You mentioned that you like ____. Want to try ____ this weekend?"

-type of food/restaurant
-type of sport/playing
-local team/see game
-type of music/concert or club

or whatever
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>>34096264
at college. we had went to the same high school but hadn't talked much then
>>34096277
i'll invite her out to a big arcade at the mall she said she's never been to sometime. thanks
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>>34095305
Holy fuark, sounds like you hit it out the park. That sounds cute as hell. Treat her well, anon. Sooner or later you'll be spoonfeeding her that cake, lol.
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>>34095305
why am i so happy for a stranger...ganbatte, anon-san
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>>34097013
yeah she a cute. short glasses girl
i loved how happy she was when we ate cake where she was talking about how nice our slices look together
she talks a lot and i like listening to her. she does apologize sometimes for talking so much

What the fuck is wrong with me? I have constant horrible brain fog. Always misplacing and losing things, can't listen a lot of the time to people and misprocess information given, always feel the need to violently shit, eyes always feel fucking tired and heavy, forgetful, and so fucking brain foggy. I feel like I need adhd medication combined with a colonoscopy. I'm afraid of what adhd medication will do to me though and would like more natural alternatives. Any advice?
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>>34097632
I relate to that. All zoomers probably do.
Adhd medication might be fine, but remember that it's meth. It can disrupt sleep and make you lose weight.
Touch grass, talk to people in real life and so on.
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same i feel like i need to get lobotomised
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Is there any reason as to why you don't talk to a doctor?

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am I doing okay if I’m 24 years old and have so far had 1-3 dates with 6 women so far? Also I have no friends my age bcuz I’m not in college I’m in trade :P
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>>34097490
BUT IM NOT WHORE I NEVER HAD SEX (is this a sign from god that I will be a tranny fucker cuz woman not letting me..)
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>>34097503
My lust died the second I wrote the average feminine nature on paper and stratified it according to its moral nature. I am now convinced that the only thing you are supposed to do as a soul, as a man is to wrestle your own flesh into submission, find God and develop a prosperous and altruistic relationship with our creator in order to escape this prison. 99% of women are half humans with no souls, everything they strive for and enjoy is ultimately evil in its nature. The very core of femininity is absolute evil that seeks to devour good men with the same glee and joy youd get from stomping out some dorky kids sand castle.

Once I realized why women are the way they are, it's like I've finally been enlightened as to why hermit monks become hermits in the first place. It's all a lie, its all a joke. This planet is a prison, women are archons who genuinely don't give a fuck about anything but they have to pretend to have interests beyond themselves just so men dont become suspicious and notice the huge disparity in the nature of each gender. It's not a complimentary nature, it's completely one-sided and parasitic. The entire role of women is to entrap a mans life force and pull another soul onto this false reality incarnation trap. Thats all they were designed to do. Satan takes a hold of their hivemind vessels with comedic ease and no resistance. They are all beyond corrupt, they fall apart once a month and endure pain unless they fulfill their ill-natured task. There is nothing in this world worth striving for besides Gods love. There is absolutely NOTHING in this world that is worth your place in heaven.
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>>34097490
I have never had sex. This makes me incompetent in an important area of life.
Female virginity is different, but also cringe after 30.
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>>34097487
Damn that's so fucking racist but at the same time so fucking hilarious.
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>>34097649
/pol/fag here. That's a 15 year old facebook meme. It's among the least racist memes i have seen this week.
>>34097487
You probably know how to get more. Go for it if you want that.

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I'm thinking about stopping giving my man oral as an excuse to get him to quit smoking and drinking. It's not a bad idea right? How would you as a guy feel about it if your girl said that to you?
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>>34096349
Use bj for good, when he doesn’t smoke or drink.
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>>34097045
Would it be ok to end the relationship because he’s not willing to quit?
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>>34096349
I think you're better off just asking him to clean up his act.
Although, if you're usually swallowing his loads, you do have a very fair point here. Those two habits will make his cum taste gross. Or so I've heard.
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>>34096349
Psychologically, wouldn't the other way around be better?
I.e: Instead of taking something away from him to make him stop doing something, why not give him something if he does the correct thing?
Negative reinforcement is never great. I personally fear he would compensate the loss of the oral by smoking even more.
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>>34097477
>Those two habits will make his cum taste gross. Or so I've heard.
You're sounding like nick fuentes right now.

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This ones for the LADIES! This is a thread dedicated to women seeking men.
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>>34097330
>pays all my bills.
Cringe. Imagine getting leeched on by a women and paying all her "bills" lmao (mostly probably unnecessary shit too)
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>>34085619
>How to get men
Shows a buffalo furry
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>>34097395
This thread isn't for you. Silence
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>>34097530
Well, I hope you're both happy. You did bear him children, right?

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I've been learning "drawing" or trying to draw the whole day with this new drawing tablet I got for Christmas and it seems an insurmountable task. I've watched a few beginner tutorials but they don't tell me anything besides to do the fundamentals of drawing simple geometrical objects. I've tried just drawing from reference but they all look like some paint meme more than any coherent effort of an actual drawing. Is there any concrete type of plan I can try because I feel drawing as if I were 6 for the next 18 months is going to drive me insane. And frankly I don't see how people get good at drawing digitally where all their lines are crisp and clean.
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>>34090622
Died in the cold snow I hope.
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Wishing you the best anon.
I'd tell you to literally just draw. Quantity over quality. Learning anatomy and composit>>34092043
ion and colour theory and all that stuff will boost your progress but the most important thing is to just draw.
Make it easy, visible and appealing. Draw while listening to a youtube video or a streamer or just music. Dont fret over bad drawings, just keep drawing every day.
Also, try paper. A good artist doesnt need the newest Wacom tablet, Da Vinci or Dürer could create masterpieces with juat ink and paper.
Also, you get obvious, quantifiable progress when you see the pile of paper paper filled with scribbles.
Generally, read Atomic Habits, it has usefull knowledge.
Try to get a good average of two or three pages filled per day, then time will do the rest and your pictures will get better and better on their own.
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>>34096748
Oops, accidentally quoted someone, ignore that
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Draw a lot.
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>>34090389
go to g/adt/ and AI gen cute anime girls while learning to draw

Was Schooler right? Im starting to think he was, if you want girls go back to school.
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>>34097103
All going back to school does is give you more frequent attempts with women. If you were not successful in the first place with women then increasing the number of attempts is not going to solve anything.
Plus if you're above the age of 26 or so then you are certifiably old and outside of the college age range, which is going to seem creepy to girls.
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>>34097103
I already commented this on another now archived thread with the exact same picrel but damn that short ass skirt that's short as fuck even by anime standards.
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>>34097122
Maybe you had family and other health issues before. You can always lie about age. It's about the opportunity.
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>>34097103
>Was
Did he really leave us? Did he end up in the great big school in the sky?

Anyways no, he was/is completely insane and retarded and autistic. Always demanding that we provide a 500-page exact transcript of every conversation we've ever had because he can't wrap his head around the concept that conversation are dynamic and change person to person, situation to situation, day to day.

I you're getting 0 girls outside of school, you're gonna get 0 girls inside of school Especially if during your first time around in school you graduated high school and college with 0 girls under your belt.

You'll be surrounded by all sorts of cute girls, and you'll still be sitting there trapped inside your own stupid head going HOW DO INITIATE CONVERSATION WITH FEMALE, ALSO I REFUSE TO TALK TO THEM UNLESS THEY TALK TO ME FIRST and all the other incel funhouse nonsense.

Same with dudes talking about "just fly to Japan/Thailand/Korea/Europe/South America" and they're not just talking about buying sex from hookers. If you can't communicate and be charming with people who speak the same language as you, and are from the same culture as you, things are only going to be worse when you add a language barrier and cultural misunderstandings on top of it.

>but I'm White! (or black?) I'm also 6 feet tall! I'll be the first and only foreigner these women will have ever seen!

Incel bros acting like modern-day Tokyo and Bangkok are still stuck in the 1500s.
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>>34097103
School is the same as any other place. People in school stick to their groups and don't talk to strangers.

Cheated on my girlfriend by sexting another woman for a day like 4 years ago. I had had a medical episode relating to a chronic health issue that scared me, made me think I would die, and combined with a lot of self loathing and self destructive tendencies during that particular spiral I made the incredibly shitty choice to do this before coming to my fucking senses. The guilt killed me, and I finally came clean last month. She broke up with me. I don't blame her. I'm a piece of shit, I know, and I agree, I just miss her. How does someone move on from losing their best friend?
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>>34092465
Waaahhh cry more you fucking moron. This is all your own fault.
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>>34092220
Fucking up your life big time is you get married, this comes out later, and half your shit is gone. Being a man and owning up to shit is better than thinking a relationship is your entire life. Have confidence OP and learn from your mistakes
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>>34093779
Thanks anon. I think I did the right thing.
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>>34094175
>Thread conclusion:
>"I did the right thing"

OP you're truly the biggest faggot

With no due respect, stop being such a massive raging faggot.

I'm this guy >>34092220
My ex of 5 years cheated on me intentionally and is still with that guy for over a year now, she recently met me to break off some shared accounts we have together, she told me that even if her new guy dumps her, there are thousands of guys with a job who want a trad wife like her. She's aware that she can provide sex, food, and the facade of being a good girl.
I gave my all for that woman and was dumped in an instance, intentionally. If it taught me anything it's that you shouldn't feel guilty for women, not even for a moment. They know what they're worth, there's no doubt in their mind that they can get a guy, their reality is completely different. You are a faggot for role-playing guilt into your conscious. Your gf and any girl is capable of what my ex did, no human goes without flaws. I personally know two women in my life, my aunt and my ex's grandma, two entirely different people, one from Israel and one from the Netherlands, one is 40 and one is 80, who both made kids with their husbands by stopping to take the pill without telling them.
To this day their husbands don't know.
Women, lie, so, easily. You are a fool, a kind hearted but heavily misguided fool. Don't feel bad for the gender that has it all easy, the gender that takes it all for granted, the gender who's sole purpose is to receive everything, manipulate men, and feel no guilt while doing so. You are a brainwashed, massive faggot, yet I wish you all the best
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>>34095488
Just because someone is capable of something (and we're all capable of horrendous things), doesn't mean she would have done it. She is the kindest person I know, and I did something awful to her. Not all women are like your ex in the same way that not all men are like you.

Does anyone do blue team labs online. I need the answer to question 8 in the breach online lab? Its a certain mitre attack technique but I cant find out which one it is. I've tried so many.


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