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Need help!! Need advice!! Need something!! I have an ex fiance who has her and her friends harassing me and have talked to the police but they can not help. A lawyer is to expensive. Doing anything illegal and they will blame me. What do I do? They keep giving out my number and having people bother me. They bother me in public. Like these are grown ass adults acting like its high school.
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Block their number, lock your doors, don't hang out at the places they go to. Don't go to the same bars they go to. Remember there are some guys who text you who are just fucking confused at what's going on so don't worry about those guys. If you're getting touched, try to bring a weapon to defend yourself, GIVEN YOU CAN'T ESCAPE THE SITUATION NOT IF YOU'RE LOOKING FOR A SITUATION. Lastly, don't drink for these people to use you.

There's this 19yo girl who I've been chatting with. We've never met in real life, but I used to pay her to sext with me. Now she's left home cause her family is kind of abusive, and wants to stay at my place for the night. Am I a bad person for not letting her stay? I don't want her to go homeless or harm herself (she talks about it sometimes), but she also doesn't have a plan for how she'd move out after tonight. Also, I just feel like I'd be inviting a bunch of chaos into my apartment. Am I a bad person for not letting her stay the night with me? In a US city
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>>34099609
You're so cool
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>>34099561
>Also, I just feel like I'd be inviting a bunch of chaos into my apartment.
Then you're not ready for a woman, period.
If she was a virgin and she expressed interest in staying with you, you fumbled hard. You could have had a bangmaid until she got a real person job.
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>>34099621
You guys are so desperate for pussy it's crazy. Did you know you can find women to have sex with just because they want to, and not because they're desperate for a place to stay?
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>>34099561
>Also, I just feel like I'd be inviting a bunch of chaos
just fuck her at a hotel you idiot
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>>34099613
you only live once

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How to cope with the clownworld/hellworld God put me in

Lets get this straight, the two most popular religions in the world both say if you don't follow their specific faith, you will burn in hell for all eternity for the mere act of not submitting to their worldview.

I'm forced to work for what other people have from day one of their life and never have to work for, they even rule the economy I live in to add insult to injury

And another thing, if an ambitious white young man kills himself because it's fucking impossible to get a decent woman now let alone afford marriage, nobody bats an eye. But if a deranged grown man larping as a woman offs himself, everybody loses their mind

And people STILL expect me to believe Jesus is coming back

How do I cope with reality. Maybe its a beta onions question but I wanna know how to make sense of all this.
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>>34096654
>To Himself
>You worthless sandbags never grasp it
It wasn’t to justify to Himself, it was justify to (you) actually. You wanted God to know your pain and you got it, yet you still are not satisfied.
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>>34092840
How many years have you been making threads like this now and have you taken your meds today?
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>>34092840
there is a reason we are banished into flesh and do not live with god in heavens.
we are all sinners and deserve to be here forever.
only by gods great mercy we can be liberated from such fate.
until then we have to suffer to eventually, by a stroke of luck, learn from our mistakes and return to our heavenly abode.
if we are lucky...
you were given a chance to pay for your sins and hate the opportunity. cherish it. acknowledge it and be a better human being.
what assume as normal is what you accept in your environment. you can cultivate what you see as normal. and by doing so you can change who stays with you in eternity. as only those who fit, stick together.
i hope, you make it to heavens, OP. everything else is such a pity...
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>what other people have from day one of their life
I work hard so my son doesn't have to start out like a loser.

>you will burn in hell
Already cooked irl. If you can understand life and death, heaven and hell doesn't matter. Religion is a social contract useful enough when it keeps your monkey neighbors from killing/robbing you.

>an ambitious white young man kills himself...nobody bats an eye
You're competators for the few decent women.

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What would I taste if I put this thing in my mouth? Let's assume she showered 60min beforehand.
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>>34096596
Why the shower? Don’t you like feet?
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I’d love to know the taste after being unwashed for several days
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>>34096596
footfag reporting in, best case scenario they taste kind of salty but otherwise like nothing.
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When you sucked on your thumb as a kid, did it taste like anything?
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>>34096596
absolutely tasted like nothing, I know beccause I licked feet. It's okay. your fingers are probably dirtier than her feet so long as she's been walking on a clean floor and even then just wipe off the dust and start sucking brother, it tastes like skin, aka like nothing!

been going out with gf for 3 years. she's pretty amazing except she has tons of diagnoses thar she lets hold her back. autism, adhd, ocd, pcos, endometriosis, childhood trauma, you name it. she lets it invade her mindset way too much imo. she's incredibly capable (she is doing her masters in social work right now) but acts like she's incapable of doing anything.

genuinely can't decide how to move forward with her. her family sucks, she has an 8 y/o kid with her ex, she's terrible with money. she constantly whines about how unfair the world is. but she's beautiful, always dtf, supports me to hell and back (she'd literally let me fuck a prostitute if I asked her to, she's talked about hiring one for me). sucks my cock like her life literally depends on it.

idk. i really like her but something feels weird about it. feel like every time I meet some great girl I start thinking about the optimal stopping problem. aren't i definitionally a cuck if i help raise someone else's child? how do you know that there's not someone better out there?
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>>34099394

>It sounds to me you really like her because she's lenient and does what you want and is pretty.

Yeah I like that she's pretty and let's me do whatever the fuck I want with her body. She wants to me to use her pussy, mouth, and ass to masturbate with. It's addictive af.

I feel like I'm literally weighing having a whore for the rest of my life vs. having a vanilla bitch who is actually independent and capable on her own. Sounds kinda dumb but I think that's what it comes down to.
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>>34099007
Never put your dick in crazy
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>>34099516
Too late.
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>Marrying, let alone dating a single mom

Do Amerifats really?
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>>34099007
>she's pretty amazing
>diarrhea, smallpox, gout, donkey teeth, babboon ass

brother

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>what are signs that they use this site?
>how can you tell if someone is honest about using this site?
>how can you tell between oldfags and newfags
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>>34099365
Then tell 4chan administration to do what /b/ did which is block it out. Alright. Maybe password protect the name feature so only jannies and moderators can only use.
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>>34099365
Now is that currently happening? No. Then it is fairly and equally for me to "namefag" like ANYONE else. Added you're terrible at reading. You don't see me going around reading people like they're fucking schizophrenic, I actually put in more effort when I listen and read people compared to you. I refuse to put up with your totalitarian territorial behavior. You don't like me putting my name up here, treat everyone including yourself the same. "Oh but it won't be fun anymore" no shit it ain't, because you're no fucking fun right now.
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>>34099386
You really are a newfag.
/b/ has been a digital "To catch a predator" honeypot since before hiroshim00t took over, /pol/ is both an Intel dead drop and a place to psychic drive young retards like yourself into commiting illegal acts they didn't even know were illegal...then they have you on the hook. This place isn't what you think it is, anon.
>I refuse to put up with your totalitarian territorial behavior.
Oh SHIT! Dis goan be GUD!
go ahead...do your BEST, faggot..
LOLOLOLOLOL!
I really tried to fucking warn you.
>ME ME ME ME!!
Go on with your BAD SELF then...
It's not what I want that has any bearing here, you fucking MONG, nor what (you) want.
>because you're no fucking fun right now.
Not the fucking point.
You're a kid, maybe smarter than you are demonstrating; but you really oughta LURK MORE before you assume there are no drug dealers, gangsters, or child molesters in your new "Playground"
Good luck young adventurer! you'll *Snigger* NEED it.

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op, if you are real... i had an internet addiction, once. like about 10 years ago.
basically youtube and its algo dictated my next click. i did not even live anymore. luckily someone told me and i went for digital detox.
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>>34099507
God scares me, but Hell doesn't.

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My favorite streamer banned me from her chat
Wtf should I do? She first said it would be a 24h mute but that was last week and I still can't send her chats :(
I really loved her, it hurts so much :(

>make a new account
She has set chat rules so that new accounts can't send messages :(
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>>34097463
Are you a twitch subhuman? Consider watching male streamers. They cam actually be funny or whatever.
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You need a girlfriend, bro
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>>34098465
She is very sweet, just a bit too sensitive
I didn't say anything vulgar to her
>>34098480
Like whom?
>>34098491
I guess
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>>34098491
Lmao no girl is going to put up with this shit. This faggot needs a mommy.
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>>34098491
No he doesn't. He needs to be himself being happy being alone. He won't need women again, but himself.

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How could I possibly confront someone like that at university and come out alive? He's got the professors and classmates fooled, he has "soldiers," and he intimidates everyone else. I live in a developing country, so state and institutional neglect is the norm and a daily occurrence.I tried taking other classes but he keeps coming back, he's obsessed with me. He is obsessed with controlling other people's lives. I tried Grey Rock but that usually makes things worse by testing my limits.
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>>34099541
You're probably a schizo. An easy litmus test is to ask yourself, "do I feel important?" If yes, get some help, get some meds and actually take them.

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How fast does food digest for you?
If you poop in the morning do you poop out dinner from last night?
If you poop at evening/night Do you ever see a meal coming out the same day you ate it?
And what did you eat when these situations happens.

If you eat meals with meat and meals without meat, how fast does you digest each compared to the other? What about days where you don’t eat meat at all.


I’m vegetarian and can’t make that comparison. But I’ve noticed that if I poop at evening/night time I’ll end up shitting out what I ate for breakfast and lunch. This is annoying because Sometimes lunch is not fully digested(?) , like a mix between 5 and 6 on the chart.
The consistency of stool for me seems to affected by fiber intake, but the exit time doesn’t (or at least not as much).
I suspect I have digestive issues unrelated to my diet, but that’s not confirmed.
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Is all of the colon (large intestines) voided at once when you poop?
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>>34094759
Definitely not
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>>34065056
Sometimes I'll have a 3 followed immediately by a 7 like I had two entirely different poops in the chamber. Feels great ngl, like popping some champaign.
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sometimes whatever i eat doesn't come out later, its kinda wack
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>>34098372
>sometimes whatever i eat doesn't come out later, its kinda wack
what do you mean "doesn't come out later"?

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>25
>self destructive personality
>Isolated from social norms for 5+ years
>No friends or romantic partners for same amount of time
>Sober from degenerate alcoholism for 3 years

I'm fat, my hair is thinning and I'm running out of time. I smoke and I eat like shit. I know this is a crazy place to ask for this advice but I just want to hear from people who've managed to get out of ruts like this.

All these things are self inflicted, I put myself here through anxiety combined with laziness. I am in a unique position given that I am by definition completely isolated from the world. A basement dweller if you will. I want to take steps to change and I just need to know how to avoid the DIP you get a week or two into the transition.

So what is the dip? That moment where you're trying to work out and its not working for you. Feel sluggish and gross and devoid of energy. Then temptation sets in, just quit and get a pizza etc. Or if theres an opportunity there for you but because you can never sleep properly you stay up all night and miss the opportunity. Lets say you have a date (once every year or two I get chance to date someone but it never goes anywhere beyond talking stage) and you're excited to meet the girl. But then it turns 5am and you think "I'll just not bother."

What is this phenomenon called? Severe retardation obviously but I call it the DIP. It's happened to me more times than I can count. I could be doing really well and because of one small thing that goes wrong it's like a game of jenga and it all falls down at once.

This wont be easy to fix, Ive failed over 500 times at this point trying to work out and eat healthy then go back out into the world. But I need to fucking get a grip and try. Even if I fail this next year, I quit booze all on my own for three years so its not like I havent had the willpower to stop something.

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>>34099185

I wish you didn't say that last bit lmao. I am the shortest in my tall family. Cousin is 6 4, younger brother is 6 1 and then theres me at 5 10/11.
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>>34099185
almost thought I wrote this. I came to the same conclusion at OP but at 30. I completely overhauled my life - stopped drinking, started lifting, set up a proper diet, and started getting enough sleep. It completely transformed my body, and my face. This also uplifted my mood and got rid of my anxiety and made me more energetic and sociable overall.

The change in my physical appearance got me a lot of dates and my better mood and sociability helped me seal the deal. So yeah trust me you can overhaul your life, 25 is very early so if you start now you will be in prime position. I wish I'd started that early

>>34099215
I'm 5'10.5 too bro trust me height is not an issue, everyone just thinks I'm 6'
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>>34099233

Man 4chan can be a cesspit but thank you so much for this. It really is a nice to hear that it's not too late. I know its gay to say but I really appreciate the advice! I might join a gym, been putting it off for years because of horror stories. Just not sure if I'm ready yet. I need to learn how to eat properly to start I think.
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>>34099151
Something I realized from falling into a hole a couple times in my life is it only takes 2 weeks of consistent behavior to get rid of a bad habit
2 weeks of dieting to stop craving fast food
2 weeks of laying in bed at a normal time to get your body used to sleeping early
2 weeks of running for my body and lungs to get used to it
2 weeks of no fap to stop craving porn
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>>34099368
Of course bro. I cannot emphasize how big of a difference lifting makes. I went from barely getting any action and basically being ignored by women to having women pursue me for the first time in my life. The successes snowball your confidence a lot; I have no nervousness on dates now and I just have fun with it.

>I might join a gym, been putting it off for years because of horror stories. Just not sure if I'm ready yet. I need to learn how to eat properly to start I think.
You can do both at the same time. What worked for me is I wrote a few different mealplans, and I calculated each mealplan to have the right number of carbs/protein/fat. Then I just made those meals. That secured the diet.

Regarding the gym, the fitness industry has overcomplicated it on purpose because that's how they make money. There are some PPL plans you can find on the internet and follow.

Also quitting booze is huge so good job. The DIP phenomena is real but you can get over it. For me the motivation was fear - I knew if I didn't make a change NOW then it would be too late. Fear is a strong motivator it turns out

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so lately I've been working on some stuff of myself from my masterbational habits from limiting to only three times to strict time slots and that in admittedly sharing these and made strategies with ai's like crosstalk and copilot with others thinking how to change my approach, others in limiting my viewing of nsfw stuff that in some discord servers which the later I left a few of and the former I'm trying to leave behind cold turkey post last sunday i got baptized. had/still do had a an uneasy feeling of ruining it (not helped in the week in the holidays of before christmas I relapsed) with a thought I had in all of this,reading scripture through biblegateway in a chapter's page a day/later the day reading a page of the niv version I got from my church
via the 30 day page reading among others seem like I want to be saved or just comes off as works
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>>34099363
Reading through your text was insufferable.
If you have a problem with porn, it is because you have too much free time. Period.
Fill your days with meaningful activities, specially those that will use your physical energy and force you to leave the house more often.
Ignore this advice and continue to suffer and waste your life.

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How do I attract one of the basic white girl variants, this incel shit has gone on too long
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>>34097060
>>34097077
Most incels go to work, over extend themselves to help those around them, go straight to the gym, and go straight home to their hobby of choice. Incels are already "good people" on average and already "just improve and wait for a woman to come along" on average. No need to keep harping on this.
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>>34097067
Nah little chud.
If you only care about a women in the hopes of having kids with her or not dying alone, you disregard her humanity, and also confirm that you aren't able to accept certain situations (since it's in your mantality that you absolutely HAVE to do these things).
Additionally, compare the modern situation of birth rates and and in the past where people followed this mindset - if you don't prioritise being a good person over getting a partner, you don't deserve one either.
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>>34096228
>How do I attract one of the basic white girl variants
they act on emotion. So don't talk to them logically or put them on a pedestal. Interact with them by hitting their emotional buttons and you might be surprised how simple it always were. It doesn't even matter if you don't look like Chad or have his money- I'm a manlet and even I got play. Just network so you can get near them.
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Go to a strip club first. Pay for a dance. Baby steps.
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Talking to women might help.

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Why can’t I? Isn’t this opposition? It’s like I just can’t accept the rules of the game. It pisses me off because it’s the only thing I was ever told from my maker being alive. That’s my advice.To accept you. I can’t because then that means I have to accept a flawed world that’s in paradox.
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>>34094265
Or you have autism and are an extreme perfectionist and cannot fathom how other people have different lives outside of your own.
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>>34094265
The creator obviously has issues to work out.
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>>34094265
don't worry, this condition is temporary.

https://rumble.com/v4qz6rl-the-evil-of-the-world-is-what-makes-you-crazy.html?e9s=src_v1_cbl%2Csrc_v1_ucp_v
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>>34094265
I will not read "I have issues with Christianity that are giving me a crisis of personal opinions" threads
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>>34098797
If you did, you’d notice that nobody’s said anything about christ. Chill with the zionism.

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Am I stupid? Is my port wrong? I can't plug in my ethernet cable to it.
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>>34097411
that metal tab is supposed to be behind the IO shield you fucking retard.
also, you do not have a real cat8 cable, you have some chink shit marketed as cat8.
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>>34097411
also, why is there a literal wire coming from behind the IO shield and crossing over one of your USB ports? are you fucking retarded?
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>>34097411
Push that than think with a knife, towards the 2.5G is crooked.

Is the competition too fierce to become a political streamer at 26?

I have a small channel with a few subs but it’s become a bit of a passion, but how likely is it to make a living from
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I know some stuff about the ones to the right of centre, going by them
>Nepo kids - it's not exactly that their daddy bought them subs, it's more like as a part of some administrative, media, intelligence, military etc. dynasty they get strings pulled for them. People line up to be interviewed by them out of nowhere, they get signal boosted, invited to traditional TV(even adversarial) etc. The son of Russian oligarch from triggernometry is a good example of that, forgot his name.
>Grift until you make it types. Pick up anything you think people would talk about, clickbait be the absolute sloppiest slop muncher you can imagine. Some of them pivot to doing some more respectable stuff afterwards, I think Sargon of Akkad(Carl Benjamin) is a good example of a pivot arc, pure grifters are too many to name.
>People who have some specialist knowledge or just ability to get into some framework or do some research and roll with relatively evergreen content until you make it. Doesn't work all that often but the few success stories that are around tend to be really stable at least until they get banned. An examples I'm thinking of would be Aydin Paladin, Ed Dutton and Academic Agent. I think the main thing about them is that they persistently kept their content rolling no matter what for years and years.
>Countergang/intelligence plant. Often one of the previous types that are given an offer. The aforementioned triggernometry is probably that, I think Candce Owens is some sort of countergang op as well.
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>>34091000
checked
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>>34090723
Slavshit teenage alcoholic, stop drinking and fix your skin. Your friend has woman wrists and so do you probably.
>>34091630
Posting from an iPhone still makes you a reddit-tier thirdie retard
I've been on Android from 2010 to 2024 and only just found out about it now since I can actually afford a desk and PC, fucking grim to think that many iPhone Indians and slav shits like OP can post
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>>34099167
>bumping his shit b8 from page 10
you sure showed him bro
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>>34099171
Top of catalog when I saw it
I know how to not bump, do you, wittle babby newfaggot zoom zoom thumbsucker?


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