>35>NEET for basically entire life>no high school or college education>dropped out of school in 9th grade>never worked>have left house maybe 6times in past 15 years>0 social skills>obese >never had a face to face interaction with someone my own age throughout my teens and 20s>ginger>never had a job>can't drive>never had friends>KHHV>parents are broke so I won't inherit anythingComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>34073419Kill your parents for doing this to you then yourself and hope isekai is real.
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>blood in my stool>purple peeyou should probably get that checked
>>34075681He posts this weekly it’s pasta
>Go on "just friends" date with girl I met in college.>Her older sister comes too.>Older sister talks to me more>Smiles at me more>Laughs at my jokes more>Ends up paying for my meal and her younger sister's because my card declined.Guys, I think I asked out the wrong girl.
Bump
>>34067298>my card declinedoof. and you were so close. better luck next time, chud.
>>34073341It's because the restaurant's card reader wouldn't accept my card. Not because it was empty.
>>34075508>thinking his loser excuse matters
>>34067342This happened to me when I was younger and I was dumb enough to think it was just about liking me. They weren't blood related but close enough to sisters.
How do I become my girl's dark minotaur?
Recently, a friend of mine told me that he was at someone's house who had a 12 year old sister who was sitting with her best friend (about the same age) and both girls were laughing and having fun when playing a video game. He was sitting behind them watching and masturbating, and they were too immersed to notice. But then when he reached the point of climax, he put his dick on front of then and shot splooge all over both of them. They did NOT enjoy this all; the sister screamed and ran into her bedroom where she could be heard sobbing, while her friend left the house entirely in total humiliation. He said he loved doing that and would do it again if he could. What is the proper response here?
>>34075021Pedophiles are subhuman. Not even Christ tolerates their existence. >“If anyone causes one of these little ones—those who believe in me—to stumble, it would be better for them to have a large millstone hung around their neck and to be drowned in the depths of the sea.”When even Christ tells you to kill yourself, you know you got a problem.
BaitCut off contact and act as if he never existed or interacted with you.Being a snitch is worse than being ucking Hitler
>>34075199Hitler was actually based though
>>34075470>Hitler was actually irredeemable stupid though
>>34074946>What is the proper response here?The proper response is to kick him as hard as you can in the balls. You do it until he goes and grovels and apology to those 2.Anything less then this is just you being a coward.
My son goes to the same high school as my ex boss daughter. The guy made my life a torture back when we were younger, he bullied me, humiliated me, and made me feel like I was nothing. Should I ask my son to fuck up his daughter up? I don't care how, if he straight up bullies her or tricks her and makes her a single mom (he is very handsome), I want revenge.
>>34066576This is from a manga.
>>34066576Sounds like a good plan. If he really bullied you he deserves punishment. Fuck him up. But plan it well so it doesnt track back to you. Good luck, you got this.
>>34066576If he's such a piece of shit what's to say his daughter isn't a victim of that aswell?
>>34066576Just go watch Old Boy, the original, and get it the fuck out of your system.You'll be the worst fucking parent ever if you do what you proposed in your OP.Good chance you could ruin your son's life with your petty shit.Let it go.
>>34066576>Should I ask my son to fuck up his daughter up?Of course not, you dumb fuck.
34 year old loser here. i make 16 an hour wageslaving. I don't make enough money to save anything and live paycheck to paycheck, rent and utilities + car insurance + gas and food takes all the money.I would like to go to school and get a computer degree and work ANY computer related job that pays more than what I do. How the fuck do I do this?
>>34074881That's.... you don't need that for a student loan, anon. The loans are backed by the government and made for poor retards just like you, seriously go call FAFSA after Christmas or check out their website
>>34074260You're living a better life than me.
>>34074260I think you should do a trade instead. If you make bulk beans and rice you can fry them with tortillas and whatever else that is cheap. If you can shrink any part of your budget that can help you not live check to check. Eventually with more money is more options.
>>34074260>16 an hourThat's 32k a year, before taxes. You should be living a good life. If you aren't, then get your finances in order.
>>34075521This. I'm guessing you live alone, in a nice apartment and bought your car new. And I'd also guess that most food you eat is prepared by someone else. All these things make your life more expensive then it needs to be.
I am a baboon with the mind of a nigger. How can I find a job that will pay me $30 an hour and not $15 an hour that they pay to kids out of highschool?
>>34069537That's why it's going to work.
>>34071531Neo, this is loco...
>>34073195They've got military grade dildos the size of trucks in there. Even if you somehow got inside, those are heifers waiting for you. Millions of them.
>>34053921>I am a baboon with the mind of a nigger.You're a retarded baboon? I don't know good luck man.
>>34053921It won't take you an hour to suck a cock.buy mouthwash at the dollar tree and you can write it off as a "business expense"
What's wrong with me? Every time after using scissors to cut my nails I get a painful pressure behind my functional right eye(I have an amblyopia so my left eye can barely see) and I get these disturbing thoughts of jamming those same scissors into my eye. Other times when I see sharp objects I get visions of how they could've pierced my eye. Is that some kind of phobia?
your pain is probably psychosomatic if you have no other issues (don't confuse this for not being real). can't hurt to see a doctor though - see one and trust what they say, even if they say it's nothing.as for the intrusive thoughts, mindfulness meditation will help you, over time, to think those thoughts less. just don't feed it when those thoughts come, let them pass instead, and they will diminish.
me and my bf were looking up the definition of pegging and now we're wondering is having a cock sheath counts as pegging
>>34075187I really don't see how it would
>>34075187Pegging is her penetrating your ass. Your cock is irrelevant.
how do i know if i have a testicular torsion?
>>34070907im sorry to say theres just no way to know for sure
You'll know immediately if you feel 10/10 pain. I'm talking worst pain in your life, you won't be able to say anything, it's so bad you'll pass out kind of pain. A doctor told me this.
>>34070907bump
>>34073384You know this shit makes me mildly worried.How are you supposed to call an ambulance and open the door for the paramedics in a situation like this?
I don't know because I'm a girl. Let me tell you however, my period cramps are stabbing me in the back right now. Ouch.
Why is “just ignore bullies” mostly bullshit advice? It doesn’t seem to effect them
>>34074916Buy a BP gun then. Loading takes ages so they're legal here.Six shots is not enough to shoot up a school, but you can certainly intimidate someone with this.
>>34074916God damn it.>>34074889It was a joke CIA.But realistically. You'll be dealing with bullies your entire life. It's bully or be bullied. Might makes right. History is written by the victors. Blah blah blah.If you are planning to stick around get used to it. Cope with substances. You won't find anything remotely resembling justice in this world.
Wish I had advice. Some of the bullying I've received back in school fucked me up for life and I'm only now reclaiming some of that thanks to therapy on working on myself extensively.It kinda depends on if you have parents/teachers who care enough and you can trust enough to turn to about this
>>34074959Someone's fucking up their reputation if their internet history is discovered.
>>34074777CheckedThis /thread
Where did you guys find your degenerate perverted sicko girlfriends? I've been on here for years trying to find one with no luck.Skill issue?
I want one into incest roleplay
You will never be a woman
>>34073842depends on the girl, honestly.
>>34075181this is niche advice but yeah. i kinda wish personal ads were still common. i guess /soc/ exists but it's to normie over there.
>>34075284I dont know. It depends on how much one is open to admitting exactly what they want. I just waited around 6 months to reveal kink related things in normie-type relationships.
I want to hug a girl and never let go. I just want to feel the touch of a woman.
>>34072342i know this is most likely fake but this was a fucking hilarious read. just the mental image of all of this happening step by step. if in the very small chance this is a true story then damn bro. your sister will never see you the same way ever again. you might as well be dead to her.
>>34072342>Hating your brother over muh bonerProbably fake as other anon said, but this is depressing to think about. Why would you ever treat your own brother this way?
>>34072499If in theory it was a true story then I could see it being fair for her to treat him this way depending on the way he ACTED during the boner. As in did he get embarrassed and tried to distance himself from her somewhat so it doesn't poke into her as much OR did he lean into the boner by moving forward and pressing his boner up against her real close and then beginning to slightly move from side to side to purposefully rub his boner up against her for titillation purposes? If it's the former then yes she's a terrible sister. But if it's the latter it's perfectly understandable for her to react that way as it would then be a form of sexual harassment.
>>34072342>Hot adoptive older sisterSo you’re willing to throw away a once in a lifetime connection just so you can get your dick wet? Really Anon? You’re that much of a step-sister porn addicted gooner? You fucking retard?
>>34072733Right? Like bro. If you lose a friend you can just find another friend (somewhat easier said than done but it's true) but you only get one sister. You can't exactly just go out there and find another sister. You can make new friends but you can't make new siblings. The closest you can get is a close friend who is like a sibling but it's just not the same. So anon is a fucking retard beyond repair.
Where do i find myself a girlfriend that isnt promiscuous, vain and obssesed with showing off to other women trough retard shit like buying shoes and getting those weird nails?
>>34075119I got a friend like that.Too bad she's not gf material for unrelated reasons and also moved to the other side of the country last month
If given a choice, which they are, women prefer to be liked by other women than by (You) and that is why they are feminazi borderline lesbians
>>34075119Literally anywhere outside of your house. The only reason you have difficulty finding one is that you don't touch grass and you're autistic.
>>34075307this should be the answer to all of these threads too bad all of the men on 4chan are retarded. in fact, you can even find these women INSIDE your house. it's called online.
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What to do to be a less superficial person? Maybe I had a time where I were thoughtful, but suddenly I just realized I became superficial, and this is something I don't desire to be.
>>34074234What makes you think that you are superficial? Got a list of examples of the things you do or say that makes you believe you are superficial?
>>34074259It's because I'm not reflecting about anything anymore, and I'm also acting as if I didn't care about anything, such as concepts.
>>34074775Based. I’m the same way now. You know the chinks in the far east had a word for your current mindset? “Enlightened”. You’re out of mind prison, mate. Broke out of plato’s cave and shit. I say enjoy it.
>>34074811It's true that I'm not ruminating, but not thinking at all still sounds bad. Maybe it's just because I don't understand that chinese philosophy or because I live in a fast-paced world where you constantly have to be better and keep up with everybody, but being that disengajed feels weird. It's not like I'm engajed with life instead of own imprisoned mind, I'm just an npc
