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How do I find an autistic gf?
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>>34075541
Thank you for proving my point.
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>>34075509
they hayed Jesus because he spoke the truth
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>>34071614
All women are the same. Most autistic women have less severe traits than autistic men. Autistic women also don't like autistic men, or at the very least prefer neurotypical men (as with all other women) unlike the other way around.
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>>34075614
I'm gonna ignore you sufemacist, and if you humiliate yourself from your beliefs, that is your problem, but I am done talking to someone who just whines to authority and refuses to enjoy being around people who accept them. You go play with your made up perfect boyfriend in your head, or go hang out with your lesbian girlfriend mocking every man in the world. I'm out.
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>>34075629
>All women are the same.
projection. moids constantly brag about being a hivemind.
>Autistic women also don't like autistic men
why would an informed woman every like any moid?

>the other way around
moids have a special hatred for autistic women because we are less likely to tolerate "body language" bullshit

>>34075631
>implying that moids are people

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i am 24 and have never had a boyfriend. i feel trapped inside my own head and don't know what to do. everything i try ends in failure.

can someone please help me understand this? or how to fix it? i have awful luck and i feel like there is an invisible barrier stopping me from finding love. i am petrified of turning 25 and still being like this. i feel brain damaged and humiliated.

i have tried:
>hobby groups
>dating apps
>networking events
>ask friends for anyone they know
>cold approaches
and nothing is fruitful.
to be fair, i am a bit ugly. but i have my life together to the best of my ability- i'm employed, i'm social, im educated. i go on dates with guys, and they ghost me, or make fun of me, or say they're not ready for a relationship. i don't like begging guys to stay with me or coming across as desperate but i have been feeling myself do this more often recently. only one man in my entire life has "chased" me, but it was because i approached him. and then he dumped me anyway.

i went to college during covid and i think it nuked my social life to an extreme degree. but at the end of the day, i know i am the only one at blame. everyone else is doing fine. how do i get there?


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>>34075377
She isn't whoring or slutting herself if she dates an autistic. Some autistic people carry some sophisticated jobs and careers and can be outstanding men. They're not the illegal bootleg version but the hentai version. They're real men, but they're just immature a bit.
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>>34075398
I just felt like OP is weird, has a bad name for herself right now, or comes across as flakey. Unless OP is way uglier than she seems to be saying, not to be rude.
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>>34075343
holy shit, i type moids too much.
i meant they dont listen to WORDS :/

>>34075377
bullshit, gay sex counts
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>>34075377
>get a reputation as someone looking to love anyone
i don't think i have anything like that, i think people think im not interested in dating bc i dont talk about struggling with them
>>34075410
>OP is weird
fair
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>>34075410
why do you think im weird

If you were at the ripe age of 25 and didn't care for the things of the world, didn't care for normal living and had over $200,000 worth of bitcoin in a secret wallet somewhere, what would be a good/charitable way to use this money?
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>>34066761
Buy some land, say 10-20 acres, and contract some skilled older mills, and genXers to live there and start apprenticing a bunch of younger, unskilled White men so that they can do the same.
There's more, but I'm not posting it on a potential wallet scam thread
>INB4 Crypto-Beggers and Wllets being thrown around..
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>>34074634
>Much of christianity flows not just from judaism, but also from paganism. Jesus and dionysus are the same god.
not true
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If you're gonna give it away, then don't. Convert to usdc on coinbase+ and get interest payments. Cash the interest out every month and donate it to a different charity each month. Don't drawdown the capital.

Personally, I hate charities that have CEOs and all the corporate bull. Give it to smaller projects in your neighborhood. Schools. Poor parents. Go stand at a good bank and give them some of the interest.

3.5% on 200k is 7k a year. Near $600 a month.

You could pay a random person's utility bill. You could put it behind a counter and say "feed homeless people that come and ask for food".

Work local.
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>didn't care for the things of the world
>haev money
>what do
>dind care
OP retard confirmed
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>>34074354
The Bible fucked up, the real biggest problem is envy (socialists)

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>35
>NEET for basically entire life
>no high school or college education
>dropped out of school in 9th grade
>never worked
>have left house maybe 6times in past 15 years
>0 social skills
>obese
>never had a face to face interaction with someone my own age throughout my teens and 20s
>ginger
>never had a job
>can't drive
>never had friends
>KHHV
>parents are broke so I won't inherit anything

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>>34073419
Kill your parents for doing this to you then yourself and hope isekai is real.
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>blood in my stool
>purple pee
you should probably get that checked
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>>34075681
He posts this weekly it’s pasta

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>Go on "just friends" date with girl I met in college.
>Her older sister comes too.
>Older sister talks to me more
>Smiles at me more
>Laughs at my jokes more
>Ends up paying for my meal and her younger sister's because my card declined.

Guys, I think I asked out the wrong girl.
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>>34067298
>my card declined
oof. and you were so close. better luck next time, chud.
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>>34073341
It's because the restaurant's card reader wouldn't accept my card. Not because it was empty.
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>>34075508
>thinking his loser excuse matters
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>>34067342
This happened to me when I was younger and I was dumb enough to think it was just about liking me. They weren't blood related but close enough to sisters.

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How do I become my girl's dark minotaur?

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Recently, a friend of mine told me that he was at someone's house who had a 12 year old sister who was sitting with her best friend (about the same age) and both girls were laughing and having fun when playing a video game. He was sitting behind them watching and masturbating, and they were too immersed to notice. But then when he reached the point of climax, he put his dick on front of then and shot splooge all over both of them. They did NOT enjoy this all; the sister screamed and ran into her bedroom where she could be heard sobbing, while her friend left the house entirely in total humiliation. He said he loved doing that and would do it again if he could. What is the proper response here?
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>>34075021
Pedophiles are subhuman. Not even Christ tolerates their existence.
>“If anyone causes one of these little ones—those who believe in me—to stumble, it would be better for them to have a large millstone hung around their neck and to be drowned in the depths of the sea.”

When even Christ tells you to kill yourself, you know you got a problem.
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Bait
Cut off contact and act as if he never existed or interacted with you.
Being a snitch is worse than being ucking Hitler
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>>34075199
Hitler was actually based though
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>>34075470
>Hitler was actually irredeemable stupid though
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>>34074946
>What is the proper response here?
The proper response is to kick him as hard as you can in the balls. You do it until he goes and grovels and apology to those 2.

Anything less then this is just you being a coward.

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My son goes to the same high school as my ex boss daughter. The guy made my life a torture back when we were younger, he bullied me, humiliated me, and made me feel like I was nothing. Should I ask my son to fuck up his daughter up? I don't care how, if he straight up bullies her or tricks her and makes her a single mom (he is very handsome), I want revenge.
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>>34066576
This is from a manga.
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>>34066576
Sounds like a good plan. If he really bullied you he deserves punishment. Fuck him up. But plan it well so it doesnt track back to you. Good luck, you got this.
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>>34066576
If he's such a piece of shit what's to say his daughter isn't a victim of that aswell?
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>>34066576
Just go watch Old Boy, the original, and get it the fuck out of your system.
You'll be the worst fucking parent ever if you do what you proposed in your OP.
Good chance you could ruin your son's life with your petty shit.
Let it go.
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>>34066576
>Should I ask my son to fuck up his daughter up?
Of course not, you dumb fuck.

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34 year old loser here. i make 16 an hour wageslaving. I don't make enough money to save anything and live paycheck to paycheck, rent and utilities + car insurance + gas and food takes all the money.

I would like to go to school and get a computer degree and work ANY computer related job that pays more than what I do. How the fuck do I do this?
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>>34074881
That's.... you don't need that for a student loan, anon. The loans are backed by the government and made for poor retards just like you, seriously go call FAFSA after Christmas or check out their website
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>>34074260
You're living a better life than me.
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>>34074260
I think you should do a trade instead. If you make bulk beans and rice you can fry them with tortillas and whatever else that is cheap. If you can shrink any part of your budget that can help you not live check to check. Eventually with more money is more options.
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>>34074260
>16 an hour
That's 32k a year, before taxes. You should be living a good life. If you aren't, then get your finances in order.
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>>34075521
This. I'm guessing you live alone, in a nice apartment and bought your car new. And I'd also guess that most food you eat is prepared by someone else. All these things make your life more expensive then it needs to be.

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I am a baboon with the mind of a nigger. How can I find a job that will pay me $30 an hour and not $15 an hour that they pay to kids out of highschool?
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>>34069537
That's why it's going to work.
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>>34071531
Neo, this is loco...
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>>34073195
They've got military grade dildos the size of trucks in there. Even if you somehow got inside, those are heifers waiting for you. Millions of them.
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>>34053921
>I am a baboon with the mind of a nigger.
You're a retarded baboon? I don't know good luck man.
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>>34053921
It won't take you an hour to suck a cock.
buy mouthwash at the dollar tree and you can write it off as a "business expense"

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What's wrong with me? Every time after using scissors to cut my nails I get a painful pressure behind my functional right eye(I have an amblyopia so my left eye can barely see) and I get these disturbing thoughts of jamming those same scissors into my eye. Other times when I see sharp objects I get visions of how they could've pierced my eye. Is that some kind of phobia?
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your pain is probably psychosomatic if you have no other issues (don't confuse this for not being real). can't hurt to see a doctor though - see one and trust what they say, even if they say it's nothing.

as for the intrusive thoughts, mindfulness meditation will help you, over time, to think those thoughts less. just don't feed it when those thoughts come, let them pass instead, and they will diminish.

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me and my bf were looking up the definition of pegging and now we're wondering is having a cock sheath counts as pegging
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>>34075187
I really don't see how it would
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>>34075187
Pegging is her penetrating your ass. Your cock is irrelevant.

how do i know if i have a testicular torsion?
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>>34070907
im sorry to say theres just no way to know for sure
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You'll know immediately if you feel 10/10 pain. I'm talking worst pain in your life, you won't be able to say anything, it's so bad you'll pass out kind of pain. A doctor told me this.
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>>34070907
bump
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>>34073384
You know this shit makes me mildly worried.
How are you supposed to call an ambulance and open the door for the paramedics in a situation like this?
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I don't know because I'm a girl. Let me tell you however, my period cramps are stabbing me in the back right now. Ouch.

Why is “just ignore bullies” mostly bullshit advice? It doesn’t seem to effect them
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>>34074916
Buy a BP gun then. Loading takes ages so they're legal here.
Six shots is not enough to shoot up a school, but you can certainly intimidate someone with this.
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>>34074916
God damn it.

>>34074889
It was a joke CIA.

But realistically. You'll be dealing with bullies your entire life. It's bully or be bullied. Might makes right. History is written by the victors. Blah blah blah.

If you are planning to stick around get used to it. Cope with substances. You won't find anything remotely resembling justice in this world.
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Wish I had advice. Some of the bullying I've received back in school fucked me up for life and I'm only now reclaiming some of that thanks to therapy on working on myself extensively.
It kinda depends on if you have parents/teachers who care enough and you can trust enough to turn to about this
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>>34074959
Someone's fucking up their reputation if their internet history is discovered.
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>>34074777
Checked
This
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Where did you guys find your degenerate perverted sicko girlfriends?

I've been on here for years trying to find one with no luck.

Skill issue?
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I want one into incest roleplay
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You will never be a woman
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>>34073842
depends on the girl, honestly.
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>>34075181
this is niche advice but yeah. i kinda wish personal ads were still common. i guess /soc/ exists but it's to normie over there.
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>>34075284
I dont know. It depends on how much one is open to admitting exactly what they want. I just waited around 6 months to reveal kink related things in normie-type relationships.


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