I got to talking to this middle eastern woman in her 20s, who happens to be a nurse. We set up a date at a bar tomorrow, and it's quite clear from our convo that sex will be on the table. It's all quite a relief to me because it's been quite a while since I've had sex without paying for it.It does lead me to wonder what it is about nurses though that seems to make them more promiscuous. Are promiscuous women simply drawn to that job, or is there something about the job that turns women that way? Like the odd hours, being surrounded by old dying people or whatever?Also, I obviously don't want to screw it up by pressuring her; I'm happy enough as it is with what she's willing to do with me, but I am a tad disappointed that anal seems to be completely off the table. Do you think there's any wiggle room to get her to at least try it in the future? I mean, it's not like she tried it once or twice and decided it didn't feel good. She seems to have not done it at all, yet is writing it off. Any thoughts on that, or should I just forget it?
>>31112820I feel like it has to do with the profession being mostly female which makes them crave male attention more since they aren't getting it as much but idk
>>31112820women:nurses::cops:menit's a low IQ job that attracts impulsive people who need life or death situations and need power over people to feel like they're making a differencethat subset of the population is, coincidentally, more sexually reckless
>Are promiscuous women simply drawn to that jobMost nurses are kind of crazy, and crazy bitches love to fuck
So, is trolling around hospital parking lots a valid strategy to pick up nurses? Where exactly do nurses congregate between shifts? I think I wanna get hooked on them. One time I got injured, and when the cute blonde nurse was checking my arm for a vein to draw blood, she was wedging my hand right between her legs and having it rest on her pussy. I'm like 15% sure she was doing it on purpose. I mean women usually don't hit on me, but if I could get nurses this easily, I feel like I should go for it.
>>31112820Nurses are well known to be cheating horndogs, like dentists are known to commit suicide in higher numbers. Just a fact of life. Bang a nurse but never wife one. As to why? Who knows. Some people say they're just naturally crazy, I've heard it's because they're around a lot of doctors which activates their hypergamous nature.>>31112944Be a doctor or work with them. Creeping on parking lots ain't gonna work but if you're even asking this seriously you probably won't be able to pull one anyway. Also, that nurse wasn't hitting on you in any capacity.
>>31112993>like dentists are known to commit suicide in higher numbers.Why's that?
>>31113040there's no evidence dentists commit suicide disproportionately
>>31112820This is just the honey to keep you interested anon. She still hasn't decided if she'll fuck you. She'll decide that when she sees you.
>>31113077I mean, she could obviously change her mind, but I'm pretty confident this is happening. Only question is if she'll want to keep coming back for more.
>>31113097I just feel disgust at this.
>>31113097just fyi I've had extremely simillar texts with a hypersexual girl I matched with on okc a little while ago and she ghosted day of our datehope it works for you anon
>>31112820>>31113097It's always so weird reading such exchanges because sexting doesn't work in my language AT ALL lmao. There are no good names for genitals, no porn-ish words to describe sexual acts, and every attempt at trying to express horniness in text is monumentally cringy. Makes me wonder if that even sounds good to you EFLs
>>31112868>It's a low IQ job that attracts impulsive peopleImpulsive maybe but you don't understand what low IQ means, it's more so a midwit job for individuals that want a stable and decent paying medical career without having to spend 10-15 fucking years of their youth meticulously training to become a doctor>people who need life or death situations and need power over peopleI don't think that factors into it nearly as much as the above mentioned reason however the making a difference thing maybe is a factor somewhat since 90 percent of the other career options available to women are just office busywork that isn't cheap enough to automate away yet.
>>31112820>I am a tad disappointed that anal seems to be completely off the table.Dude, you're already winning. Don't fuck this up just because you like asshole.
>>31112820Mom taught me there are 2 professions that are big red flags when it comes to women: nurses and teachers. Dunno why but her little rule of thumb's pretty damn accurate from my experience.
>>31112820>>31113360To add on your topic OP: You do you of course but I'd stay the fuck away from nurses, paramedics, and any women in healthcare. It's an exhausting line of work; not only they're tired from the job, poor sleep, and the inevitable alcoholism to cope with their workdays - they are very often unstable and straight up psychotic. It's impossible for a nurse not to be a domineering shrew. I've never seen it done, not in my entire life.Yes, they are indeed famously very horny but IMO it's not worth the trouble. Plenty of fish etc.
>talking to Stangers about anal sexDisgusting are you gay op? This reads like gay fanfic
>>31113063via Google:"The national average for men and women was reported as 0.42 percent. Male dentists hold the highest suicide rate at 8.02 percent. Female dentists hold the fourth highest suicide rate at 5.28 percent."
>>31112820Long hours of intense life-or-death situations = tension and stressStress = need for relaxation and releaseOne form of release is brainless sex
>>31113040I looked it up years ago and vaguely recall something like they're considered the lowest class of "doctor" and get a lot of flak for it in the medical field. Other than that I've got no clue.
>>31113400Anal with a man's hairy, sweaty disgusting ass is gay. Anal with a woman's soft, round, peach fuzz butt is not.I don't understand why this is such a difficult concept for people to grasp. Men have mouths and hands too. You may as well call blow jobs and hand jobs gay too then.
>>31112868This. So much this, lol
>>31113362>of the other career options available to women are just office busywork that isn't cheap enough to automate away yet.They have every career option available to them.
>>31113565But why?
>>31114433100 year old vaudeville joke:Why are dentists so depressed?Because they're always looking down in the mouth.
>>31113360Sexting is generally cringe, it's only effective when a woman is into it.
>>31113207Same here. Op is a manlet
all the biggest whores go into nursing thats why
rude thread
>>31113352Fucking evil
>>31113358Cohen
imagine how many dicks they view and interact with on average per shift
Well, the evening went pretty well, for the most part. Was certainly one of the more unusual experiences I had. We agreed to meet up at an outdoor biergarten. It wasn't too busy, just some random older couples and guests here and there. She soon arrived. A pakistani woman, late 20s. I was surprised to see her wearing braces, which she said she had just got. She seemed a lot younger because of that. We both ordered a stout, drank that, talked, and the convo turned more sexual. She then joked about how slutty she gets when drinking red wine, so of course that's what we ended up getting. By this point we moved to one of the couches under the tent, and also ordered fries. She quickly initiated making out with me kind of out of nowhere. And rubbing her hands towards my crotch. We both started getting drunk, and she kept trying to heavily make out with me, which I indulged in, but I felt a little self conscious because I thought the other patrons might be staring at us. Then the crazy bitch starts moving my hand towards her pussy and unbuttoning her pants right there int he fucking biergarten. I told her not to do that there, but I was feeling horny and suggested sneaking off to the restroom. She was hesitant at first, but we both got up, she checked the ladies restroom to make sure it was clean and no one was there, and she invited me inside one of the stalls there. In my nearly 34 years on this planet, I've never done something nearly this adventurous. We started making out and undressing partially right there in the restroom and fucking. It was so hot, and I couldn't believe I was doing that. Only thing is shortly after doing this, another woman walked into the restroom. We both kinda froze, and I retreated to a corner of the stall while we waited for this woman to leave. After she left, we resumed, but were kinda on edge. So she suggested going back to her car.
>>31118351Well, first we went to my car, and I drive it next to her car, a jeep. We tried fucking in the back of my car, but it was too uncomfortable, so we moved to back of hers which was only slightly better. I had trouble staying hard at this point. Feeling anxious and uncomfortable, and worrying about someone seeing us, or other cars driving into the garage. She told me beforehand that she liked being eaten out, which I don't enjoy too much, mostly because it's something I lack experience in and don't know how to do well. But I tried, and she seemed to really appreciate it, mentioning that it had been a long while before a guy ate her out. So I did this for a while, and she seemed to come close to cumming, but I don't think she ever did. Then she sucked my dick, and I finally got a little hard and came, but she said she didn't like swallowing, and just spit the cum on my thigh, which kinda weirded me out, but she mentioned that swallowing cum was more boyfriend material... idk.Anyways, I dunno where I'm going with all this. We finished up and she drove home, and I drove back home a couple hours ago. She seems interested in seeing me again, this time at my place where we can be more comfortable, and hopefully I can stay hard. It was an odd experience overall, because it almost didn't feel real. Like some fake simulation or movie, because I've gone most my life without women being this sexually forward with me. Usually just unenthused missionary sex or whatever. But she seemed like a complete nympho.
>>31112820Being around death makes humans horny so they can repopulate.
horny people are just naturally attracted to jobs where they are interacting with others physically on an intimate level. hairdressers, massage therapists, etc, bartenders to a certain extent. just be glad these people exist and we dont life in a total protestant/muslim/whatever theocratic hellhole
>>31112820>I obviously don't want to screw it up by pressuring herVirgin take. A lot of women are incompetent at being comfortable, and need to be babysat a bit - reminded that it's time to be horny, NOT time to be doubtful.Sure, it'd be nice if you could trust women to go "Oh right! Horny mode now, not Doubt mode." on their own, and some can, but most legitimately lack the awareness. They just have emotions at things because they know they'll get babysat if their emotions are a bit off.
>>31118420Well, I didn't bring up the whole anal thing this evening, there wasn't really a good opportunity to try it anyways. Though I did rub my fingers around her asshole/pussy while eating her out. Now that we got this first meeting out the way, maybe I can see about taking more chances trying to get her to do more the next time we meet. She definitely likes getting eaten out a lot though. She says she wants to sit on my face next time. I don't like eating pussy that much really. Usually it takes me a moment to get used to the taste/smell, but if it makes her feel good, then maybe she'll be willing to be more adventurous with me.
>>31112820Nurses are always sex deprived due to the hours they work and sex is a good stress reliver for them. Also if she's lame for not wanting to do anal lol. Anal creampies are so fucking good.
>>31119495I know, and I'm surprised she isn't into it. Apparrently there was a scientific study proving nurses are actually more into it.https://www.researchgate.net/publication/283526699_Sexual_behavior_of_nurses#:~:text=But%20more%20often%20betray%20their,%3A%20workplace%2C%20lift%2C%20toilet.
>>31116732its maybe 0.3 doing bedside
>>31112820Imagine having this weak of game.Women are so desperate that they arent turned off by guys like this. That's amazing and makes me realize just how easy it would be to get laid all the time.
>>31112868This really. Every loser bitch I know has pitched nursing atleast once. It's the job for dropout females just like cops is for fags with inferiority issues. It also draws on a woman's need to feel important while not doing jack shit, how many nurses have you seen that act like they run shit or larp as if they're on General Hospital or some shit? I'm not saying if you become a nurse you're bad, but a very certain group of women choose nursing as a profession is telling.
>>31121588Alright can I get a rundown of the mistakes made in pic related?
>>31121623dont the programs have like 87 % requirement on grade for passing
>>31121624Youre inexperienced like a virgin. Dont worry about it she was probably into it all. You should drop the anal crap though. Women want pleasure not pain. Most guys are so bad at sex they arent even good at not causing pain in normal sex so why would she trust a stranger with anal. Imagine if most women had pussies that cranked and pinched your cock. Then imagine a woman you haven't even fucked vaginally talking about pegging you. You get the picture. Plus anal is overrated desu. It's fun but more like fun once in awhile with your wife of 4 years, or fun bc some whore was willing to do it without waiting 4 years and that concept is titillating.
>>31122173That guy's question wasn't from me. I'm the op though, and I disagree with your take. I don't like inflicting pain on women, and if anal hurts them, you're doing it wrong. For starters, I'm on the smaller side, and if you take it slow and use lots of lube, it feels perfectly fine or even pleasurable for them. It's added variety. You're right I'm fairly inexperienced overall, but I've still done anal enough times to know I like it. I feel like most women should at least indulge in it occasionally.
>>31118351>>31118379Sounds like a BPD-chick. Have fun with it anon, the sex is going to keep being increasingly wild in the short term, just remember to make sure to write down how it blows up in your face and ruins your life in the next 8 months so we can enjoy your tale of woe
>>31122266>you're doing it wrong. For starters, I'm on the smaller sideThere's the biggest difference between us.>You're right I'm fairly inexperienced overallAnd yet... you talk as if an expert. You Americans...lol...>but I've still done anal enough times to know I like it.Yea I bet you do. Keep outing yourself as a bad lover tho.>I feel like most women should at least indulge in it occasionally.Wtf is this entitlement? Yea they usually do like buttplugs and the occassional attempt is fun for them too. Yes, it doesnt have to hurt.However you are a fucking moron who is clearly inexperienced if you read>Women know most men suck at sex and cant even handle vaginal sex without inflicting pain>And THUS because of this why should she trust you, a stranger who has a 95% chance of being awful in bed, with anal before you even fucked for the first time.And you translated that into >Women hate anal bc it always hurts.Fucking moron.
>>31122776Most men dont realize they are horrible in bed. It is great tho bc chads like us have to put in almost no effort in order to blow the mind of most women we fuck bc ALL their former lovers were so horrible. I cant tell you how many times I have fucked a woman only to have her go on and on about how she never orgasm'd with a man before bc everyone was so bad. And this happened to me even when I lost my virginity. Men are such jokes it is no wonder the top 10% get any woman they want.
>>31121649Nigga it's women. They get in no matter how fucking stupid, ive met plenty of dumbass nurses.
>>31112820Stop putting these intimate, personal conversations on the internet, you scumbag. All you are doing is showing how untrustworthy you are.
>>31122613I fully intend to ride this out until it ends in inevitable pain and misery. She's even open to doing a threesome, but neither of us know other women who would be interested.
>>31113097LMAOOOOO this is hilarious i'm sorry.
>>31122787hey so when i am fucking a woman, my instinct is to like idfk make love and shit am I on the right path? or do I like choke and slap them? I'm confused I could use them advices
>>31112820>I totally get if a woman's not into it though>all you think about from that point on is how to get her to do analI hate fuckers like you.
>>31118379>Then she sucked my dick, and I finally got a little hard and came, but she said she didn't like swallowing, and just spit the cum on my thigh, which kinda weirded me out, but she mentioned that swallowing cum was more boyfriend material... idk.Never ceases to amaze me just how stupid women can be sometimes>Like some fake simulation or movie, because I've gone most my life without women being this sexually forward with me. Usually just unenthused missionary sex or whatever. But she seemed like a complete nympho.Dude, that's how sex is supposed to be lol. The unenthused missionary is the fake shit>>31122613>Sounds like a BPD-chickDoesn't sound BPD at all except maybe the "swallowing cum is boyfriend material" thing. But other than that, all perfectly normal>>31122173>Then imagine a woman you haven't even fucked vaginally talking about pegging youOh trust me, I've been imagining this for a long time..>Plus anal is overrated desuAnal sex is the best sex
>>31125181>Doesn't sound BPD at all except maybe the "swallowing cum is boyfriend material" thing.The pattern to look for is>she's going WAY too fast, falls hard for you, and invariably wants to have crazy person sexAt some point he'll do something that breaks her illusions of him, at which point she'll flay him alive and ruin his life, but that comes later.
>>31127656>>she's going WAY too fast, falls hard for you, and invariably wants to have crazy person sexYeah but it doesn't seem like she was going way too fast, it just seemed like she was actually having fun and actually wanted to have sex with him lol. Like what was she supposed to do instead? Act like she was hardly interested? THAT is a BPD moveIt's kinda sad that what I'd call "normal" behavior is somehow getting interpreted as disordered nowadays btw
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>>31112820>Why are nurses so horny?It's one of God's small gifts to mankind.
>>31112820I think you’re building it up too much over text. Personally I would be ignoring her and keeping whatever I do to her a mystery. I’ve never been one to sext just because I think it’s kind of cringe and noticed whenever I do it to reciprocate a woman who is doing it to me it tends to dry up their pussies. I found that women like the mystery of a man who won’t give them attention and won’t play into their games
>>31132718Ordinarily I agree, but this is one of those rare cases where she seemed interested. We fucked already and she's coming to my place tomorrow if she's free.
>>31132801Oh if you fucked already then just keep at it. Again I would still cool it down a bit with the sex talk to maintain interest
>>31129732>Yeah but it doesn't seem like she was going way too fast,most people don't insist on going so fast that they're sexually coming onto you and trying to disrobe you in a biergarten, especially such that the rate it's happening would mean a disgruntled onlooker with a phone and camera could probably get one or both of you kicked out - or get you thrown in in jail on something that's legally a sex offense.Broadly speaking, sex in a public bathroom with other people is pretty disordered when in most major cities an uber is like 3 minutes away from your bar. A normal person can at least call it and at least wait till you're in before thing's start getting hot and heavy.
>>31112820Where are all the horny nurses and single moms in my area? ;_;
Honestly the career is known to attract codependent type A personalities that need to feel needed and or desired
>>31133206Bumping
>>31133206>>31135569Why would you want single moms in particular?
