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femanons this one girl I'm fucking is very insecure about her tummy. it's not really fat, just a roll or two. during sex she always sucks it in tho. so she can't really give herself. how do I point this out with the most tact possible
>>31128923X
In for https://youtu.be/34100cXEt50?si=RaQsoqrzoVv9ii7x
>>31128923I used to have anxiety dream about accidentally flushing kittens down the toilet
Women what weird things do you like about men?
>>31128945When they scratch themselves
Women, how do I get my wife to have sec with me more? We have children and we are busy with them a lot and I take her out when I can and just try to be romantic as possible but she doesn’t really feel it. I get her flowers probably once a month and really surprise her. I’m just so horny and she doesn’t reciprocate all the time. I want her to be the one to engage mainly but it’s always up to me and it makes me feel unwanted.
i bought one of those male sex toys and i had forgot how raw the sensation of filling something with cum isi need to get a gf so bad
>>31128941One time I had a dream that I microwaved my cat. That image in my mind still haunts me.
>your gender>your height>your weight>your ideal weight
>>31128950Genuinely interesting answer. What like arms and legs?
>>31128953humans weren't meant to be monogamous
If I take alprazolam once will I become addicted?
>>31128953Escorts.
>>31128962Yup. Happened to a guy in my highschool
>>31128943Did you mum not bring you your dinner when you asked for it?
>>31128958Jaw
>>31128945idk if this counts but how men sometimes stretch and arch their backs while they stand up to pee>>31128955Aww, dreams can really mess with us sometimes
>>31128962depending if you use it for extreme cases only or you like getting high by it. if you like getting high by it then it can get very dangerous and extremely addictive
>>31128955I recently had one where my cat got eaten by a lion. I should have stepped in.
women could you please explain everything about yourself to me loli really dont fucking get it honestly and im so tired of experimenting trying to change the way i talk so that maybe someday a girl actually likes what i say and wants to be around me
Women would you date a sleepy man?
>>31128956Female5’4”106lb100lb or 115lbI’m very conflicted on whether or not I should lose or gain weight. I can’t gain weight easily though so it shouldn’t really matter, but still.
>>31128974don't wanna sound too creepy but if you posted your body i could offer my two cents
>>31128978No.
>>31128945How you look at things. Like your actual gaze. This guy I'm seeing has these narrow and sharp light grey eyes. Like guy's eyes. He always has this intense but dreamy stare. It's so attractive
>>31128956Female5'8 and a bit136lbsidk, I feel healthy at this weight but sometimes I also feel too big and I get in my head about round numbers on the scale. I want to get back down to 130lbs
>>31128961I disagree but haven’t practiced this in my past. I’ve had sex with around 20-30 girls before my wife when we got together in college. She only had one long term bf before me. She was never the sexual type but she is the only woman that I would like to have sex with. Occasionally I do have the urges where I miss fucking sluts and stuff but I would never act upon them.>>31128963No that’s pretty gross and I don’t want to cheat on my wife. I just want to have sex with her more than I do. It’s getting pretty tough with the low amount of sex.
Women, do you envy Italian women for being better than you in every way imaginable?
Single femanons, what are you doing to find a bf?
>>31128931Just be honest
>>31128945Ball smell. Obviously when they're hygienic.
>>31128989Getting my teeth and acne better
>>31128945The way they stare/gazeTheir funny expressions
>>31128991but how? like it's obviously a very sensitive topic for her. when I grab her belly she recoils
>>31128974>Female>5’4”>106lbDelicious.
>>31128985Nope
>>31128998Lmfao. Tell her to lose weight if she's so insecure. Tell her to relax and be comfortable with herself
>>31128945these probably don't qualify as weird per se, butThe way they melt and become docile when you give them affectionIme guys hands are so warm and they give the best massages, its a shame guys so rarely offer them.When they get a little tipsy and get slightly moore cheeky and playful (this drives me wild idk why)
>>31128989Nothing. I'm nice and polite to men that pass through my job place, even the ones who really don't deserve it.
>>31128981>>31128996subtle blackpill
To the autistic girl who who was insecure about her nose and was considering rhinoplasty, please dont hurt yourself with a microplane, your nose was perfectly normal.
>>31128956M5’11”120140ish
>>31128989Praying really hard, working on my skin, going out and to the gym sometimes
>>31129017Prey animal detected
>>31128945They like Chad.
>>31128989I need a swarthy Irishwoman barbarian to make me her daddy holy FUCK
>>31129017Why's it a black pill
>>31129038because it's womanese for what incel autists call hunter eyes
>>31129036>swarthy IrishwomanDo the Irish come in swarthy? I always think of them as extremely pale.
>>31129045I was talking about their facial expressions desu
>>31129047The swarthy memes on /his/ started because of Ireland, lol
Men I did grocery shopping at homegoods, what do you think
>>31129047NTA but that's where the description "black Irish" comes from. Like Colin Farrell
>>31129058What meals are you making?
>>31129058I can't decide which escort to fuck. I got a date with my practice gf also. I don't know if I should save up my cum or not.
>>31129058I wasn't aware homegoods had groceries.
>>31128923*mashes circle button*So who is ready for a weekend of normies talking the sportsball draft?
>>31129074Fortunately I don't interact with sportsball normalfags.
>>31129063pasta and some kind of curry >>31129064I cannot help you >>31129067I also got some fancy honey
>>31129077You want me to keep atoga posted in case of silly moves
>>31129067There is so much you do not understand
>>31129064Men are by far the most disgusting animals on Earth
I love women. The softness of their bodies, their high voices, little wrists and ankles. How they move, how they smell. Their caring nature, that shines through even if they try to suppress it. It's tragic and retarded that men and women are almost in a state of war with each other. We fit each other perfectly
>>31129100>names many differences between men and women>We fit each other perfectlylmao
>>31129074Thankfully none of my irl friends care about sports that much. My dad will call me to tell me anyways even if I don't care.
>>31129098>>31129100heh
>>31129074Fuck the draftThe absolute dumbest fucking way to distribute playersOnly implemented because the greedy NFL owners weren't willing to pay players
>>31129102That's the point brother. We compliment and complete each other
>>31129102Identical puzzle pieces rarely fit together
>>31128953She thinks she has you, and doesn't need to do anything to keep you. And she's probably right.Women's libidos drop the moment they get the wedding ring, and continue declining year after year. Men's doesn't. Also romance, flowers, doing the housework etc don't work.What does work is sexual competition. She has to believe she has competition.
>>31129102There are many differences between a bolt and a nut, but they also fit each other.
>>31129100Thanks
>>31128966I do not live with my parents. But I do still eat dinner with them most days of the week.
Women, would you find it a turn-off if I have an intense interest in lost ancient civilizations (Atlantis, Mu, Khmer kingdom etc.)?
>>31129074I like watching soccer and I love swimming myself, but I’m not celebrating with a tripfag.
>>31129125no thats cool
Dead thread
>>31128923I wonder where this picture came from. A motherfucker actually put a kitten inside a toilet
>>31129019Okay anon, thank you
>>31129133The kitten looks miserable and hurt
>>31129133it was me, I was the motherfucker. for what it's worth I'm sorry
>>31129146Are you abusing this kitten?
>>31129133The cat is dry, so my guess would be that the toilet is recently installed and hasn't been turned on yet. I'd fully expect a cat to get in an unfilled toilet bowl.
>>31129148no I just wanted to take a cute pic for the gram
>>31129133>>31129138Seriously? “Hurt”? Believe it or not, even tiny kittens can climb extremely well, so he could have climbed on a nearby towel not pictured, onto the tub, and then jumped in the toilet, just like one of my kittens did. It’s happened before and it’ll never stop because they’re, get this, cats.
>>31129133I think the cat's just a big skibidi toilet fan
I want to thank men for creating this website. Now I know what men are and what they really think. I'll never date a single male ever again
say your genderFavorite show?Favorite book?Favorite good?Which are you choosing loving bf/gf that's below average in looks but meets your sexual needs, or $100K?
>>31129146>>31129148>>31129153lmao i hate zoomers
>>31129164i meant food
>go to the sales department at work for a meeting>feel violated by the hungry looks of the women thereGuess thats why they are so good at attracting clients. Could swear every single one wanted to be my friend or has genuine interest in me.
>and they said the perfect man doesn't exist...
>>31129166millenial basedboy
>>31128923Qt girl coworker casually asks you for $20 to help her pay some bill.You both literally just got paid the day before and get paid the same. How would you deal with this?I casually said I cant, but then she said she thought I lived with my parents and don't have to pay rent. Now I feel everyone is gossiping about me lolAlso why would I have been targetted or would she have asked others too?
>>31129058Good for you, I hope you'll cook up some fancy meals for yourself and the lucky guy
men, what percent of males in a committed relationship do you think would turn down a 10/10 female out of loyalty if they thought they had no chance of getting caught? is there anyone like this, really?the vast majority of people who dont cheat simply are being pragmatic. its depressing to me because in a relationship i really value being loyal to my partner for its own sake, as a virtue.
>>31129175>Also why would I have been targetted or would she have asked others too?Because she thought you were nice or just wanted someone to pay for her things
>>31129171always wonder if this is some next level form of post-ironic trolling. I mean, a guy like that would get beat the fuck up over here ( eastern europe)
>>31128923Rate my titty scale /atoga/ChestletB-studentPearAverageAppleCurvyBustyBuxomVoluptuousStackedSuper stackedMilk truckFertility goddessTitcowTitty monsterMamarch>ranked my magnitude, not necessarily preferencePost yours
>>31129175>she said she thought I lived with my parents and don't have to pay rentHaaaate when people say this after begging me for cash. She was bullying you and thought you were the best target. Good on you for saying no
>>31129058This late? Extremely poor form
>>31129182If a 10/10 offers you sex and you know for a fact nobody is ever finding out, chances are you will break. Even (You). A 10/10 means that this person activates all of your animalistic attraction and makes you feel extremely attracted and, in this situation, desired. I want to say I wouldn't so it, but if I cant resist eating a cookie if its left on the kitchen counter - what hope is there of resisting this?
>>31129113only whores are like this, lol. if his wife is a non mentally ill non sociopath woman she probably just feels neglected in some weird obscure way that she will refuse to talk about.
>>31128956M5'3 (sometimes an inch taller on a good day)228lbs (I used to be 259)200lbs
>>31129175I'd loan her the $20 and have her pay me back later. I think you're overthinking this.
>>31129187No.
>>31129205You’re such a killjoy dear.
>>31128956M6’1175165
Why women be so loud all the time?
>>31128958Balls
>>31128956M178 (5'10" in burgermetres)80 (176 in burgergrams)70 (154)I was 75ish for a long time but I guess I forgot my actual intake allowance because it turns out it's just under 7,000 KJ (1,673 calories) and at some point I must have brain malfunctioned into thinking it was 10,000I hate being fat but it's also hard to care when I have no mechanism for meeting women and will never anyway.
State genderWould you rather date>an ugly girl/guy who is a virgin>a below average girl/guy who had sex with someone before>an average girl/guy who had sex with around 3-4 people>an above average girl/guy who had sex with around 6-7 people>a really hot girl/guy with a body count over 10Assuming all of them have similar personality
>>31129229>burgergramsHeh.
>>31128967Damn I do be scratching my chin all day at work
>>31128956M6'3180200gaining weight at this height is such a bitch
I have a friend who is a tattoo artist. He is basically rich. He has an awesome girlfriend, women fawn over him, he has a massive house and a nice car and takes trips around the world all the time. I am so jealous it hurts man. Idk if I’ll ever be able to afford a house. I don’t know if a pretty girl will ever love me. I don’t have a big house. I don’t have a nice car. I have a dog, and some good friends and a good family. I have an OK job. I have an OK house. I have pretty crappy car. Why would a kind and pretty girl date a guy like me when she could have a guy like him
>>31129238U got piojos?
>>31129249>piojosthank you for reminding me to do my Duolingo today
I'm worried I won't get over my ex. She was a terrible gf. Split 2 months ago amicably. I'd get over it easier it it was horrible and she was a bitch. Worried lads
>>31129249i don't know what that is
>>31129245She wouldn't, and that's what 'delusional incels' keep saying about hypergamy and the top 10 or 20%
>>31129205I'm meant feel free to make modifications to the list. Not post your own boobs.
>>31129256Lice.
My gf is so insecure about her outie belly button that she won’t show me and she covers it with some silicone thingy (picrel). Is this a red flag for being insecure? She’s okay with her body in other aspects. Are outies really that gross?
GirlsWhy do girls actually think it’s ok to date multiple people at the same time before “picking one”? I was suppose to go on a date tomorrow night with this girl, but I just found out by accident that she is dating a friend of mine. How did I find out? Because he was just telling me about this girl he’s been out with a few times and fucked, and he showed me a picture of her. The same girl who I was suppose to go out with tomorrow. I messaged her about it and she said it was nothing serious and apologized because she didn’t realize that we even knew each other. But she said they just had a couple of dates and hasn’t “picked” him
>>31129269lmao what the fuck
>>31129245Stop being jealous it's retarded to freak out about someone else's happiness, you should be happy for him>>31129263nodo they normally infest chins?i just have flaky dry skin under my beard sometimes like dandruff
Both genders What talents do you have? What are you good at? What are some attractive qualities you possess?
>>31129270I don’t know because I never thought it was okay. Anyone who does that is a ho.
>>31129182100% of the people would do it, male or female, don't even bother denying it or coping with "muh virtue"How often do you get a chance to be with a literal perfection?
>>31129276I draw, write, and play music but I am shit at all three.
>>31129269Outies are pretty funny looking but there's no point covering anything up from a partner
>>31129277This is common tho, isn’t it?
>>31128956M6'0"286 lbs140 lbs
>>31129276mnothing
>>31129274I am happy for him It also just makes me feel like I’ll never have a cute gf
>>31129276>What talents do you have? Nothing>What are you good at? Nothing>What are some attractive qualities you possess? Nothing
>>31129283>140 lbswhy do you want to be a skelly?I'm at 292 and just want to get to 200
>>31129281Not that I know of.
>>31129236MFor casual dates / something to pass the time - best looking to worstLTR - whomever loves me the most, body count is irrelevant
>>31128956F5'6117128>>31128985I envy the head hair but not the arm hair>>31128989Nothin>>31129058>homegoodsHow?>>31129125No I would watch documentaries with you>>31129187I think I land somewhere around buxom>>31129270I'm not comfortable with dating multiple people if I'm fucking any of them. If I'm fucking multiple people everybody knows about it and no one is a potentially serious partner. What she did isn't a universal thing, I can't help you.
>>31129289NTAHis bmi is 38 which is overweight. That’s gross.
>>31129276Mwriting, I play the violinnot many. I'm unstable, impuslive, egocentric and have anger issues. thank you god for also making me handsome otherwise I'd die alone
>>31129276I'm pretty handy and a decent cook. I'm personable. I stay extremely levelheaded in stressful situations, sometimes to the point where I think it makes me look like a sociopath.
>>31129014I like giving girls massages. It's also nice to start sex with a massage for a few minutes or longer, then slowly transition into more foreplay, then sex.
>>31129276MI am good at the drums and playing guitar. I can write music sometimes. I’m a good cook. I’m good at working with my hands. I am very driven and determined to reach my personal goals. I “can” display a lot of confidence. I have powerful leadership qualities. I’m pretty muscular. Decent sense of humor at times. I also think I’m pretty emotionally intelligent.
>>31129294>LTRThat's obviously what the question is about>whomever loves me the mostAll the same
>>31129302That's a good weight
>>31129303he won't be overweight if he's at 200 though, will he?
>>31129302>i wouldn’t date and fuck multiple peopleOk, if you were not having sex on the dates, would you still kiss? Even if you had 3 different dates in a week?
>>31129100Unrelated, but i still remember this one girl who smelled like strawberries.
>>31129312Did you read my whole comment or just stop after the first part?
>>31129315I did. But how would everybody know about it?
who here /eyepilled/?
>>31129311I miscalculated, he’s obese at 286 and 200 is overweight. Here’s the chart I used.
>>31129317>but how would everybody know about itBy me telling them? If I'm having sex with multiple people at once (which is rare anyway) they are all aware that we are not dating and not exclusive.
>>31129318ozil tier eyes god damn.middle eastern people always tend to have bug eyes for some reason tho
>>31129318She still has no issues getting laid. Guaranteed there are chads who will fuck her silly
>>31129325It's incredibly obviously a filter, holy shit you're not even the first to somehow inexplicably not notice
>>31129199>only whores are like this,No just normal women.After the 1st year, the rate drops to about 1/2 and then 1/3 what it was before.
>>31129161natural gender roles. the downside of being male is that we're primed to be sorta weird like that. we're more honest about it than women because we're more comfortable with it. Not that we're completely honest, but more so than women. Women typically want to be perceived well. Men are more okay with not being perceived well.
>>31129324You’d tell each guy you’re dating that you’re fucking other men?
>>311293236ft and 200 being overweight seems crazy, I remember going to high school with guys like that and thinking they were fit
>>31129276MaleI'm good at learning things quickly, can figure out the concepts of how things work rather fast, but I'm terrible when it comes to elevating skills from "I'm good at this" to "I'm amazing at this". Jack of all trades, master of none.Other than that, when it comes to getting things done I'm pretty stubborn and determined, so when I WFH I'll sometimes work into the night just to solve that problem, it's really annoying at times...
How do I get a talent? There are so many things I want to do but it’s hard to choose just one to focus on, and I’m too impressionable so I move on from one thing to the next quickly.
>>31129161oh noes!
>>31129236>datemost of them lol
>>31129276M>What talents do you have?Im like an intermediate at a bunch of shit but master of none>What are you good at?looking up crap on google, researching stuff i want to or am about to do. >What are some attractive qualities you possess?fairly outgoing, been called smart, supposedly funny but cant tell.
>>31129337MNo, I think it should be punishable by death of all participants/advocates, personally.I am still not sure that my decision not to self-immolate in protest as a teenager was correct.
>>31129333>datingNot dating. What are you not getting man? If I were looking to choose a serious partner (dating) and deciding between multiple people I wouldn't have sex with any of them until I picked one. If I'm not dating, and for some reason have multiple casual sex partners at the same time, they know about it. If you are fucking multiple people it's a courtesy and a safety thing to inform the others of that fact.
>>31129337>State gender>Do you think this should be legal?No
>>31129334Muscle weighs more than fat, which is what the chart is based on, but this is what I’ve been told: 6’2” and I’m overweight because I’m 176lb, even though I’m mostly muscle. I just assumed he was fat.
>>31129337F. They generally only perform them that late if there's something medically wrong. So yes.
>>31129276Navigation. Very creative mind. Calisthenics (bodyweight workouts).
>>31129289If I go above that wight because of muscle that's fine, but I would want to have a body fat percentage equivalent to 140 lbs with normal muscle mass. As for why. I guess I don't really know. I've been fat for as long as I can remember and I hate it. Fat is disgusting on anybody but on myself most of all. I chose they number because it's the lowest weight in the "healthy" range. I don't even really know what I would look like if I weighed that much, I just want to be as far away from obesity as I can while still being nominally "healthy".
>>31129337I think it should be mandatoryDeath to poor people
>>31129345Failed attempt at trolling
Can we not post gore?Thanks
>>31129338"Talent" usually refers to something you have an inate aptitude for. You're looking for skills. Are there any which you can directly use to benefit yourself beyond the simple enjoyment of doing them? I would prioritize those.
>>31128956M5'7-5'8don't know right now145-150 something
>>31129276ma "systems" guy. I understand how systems connect and interact.I'd guess intelligence and loyalty are probably my best qualities.I'm otherwise an asshole.
>>31129346>What are you not getting man?>manYou’re obviously not a girl. Girls don’t say “man”.
>>31129378Don't talk to millennials much? Or stoners?
>>31129370Thanks for the advice.
>>31129309I don't really consider body count as a downside, so I'd rather date a hot girl that loves me, rather than an ugly one who does. However, truth be told, I would probably be a bit paranoid about cheating, but I'll still do my best to not get that in between us.
Will people here rate you if you post your picture
>>31129385No. Go away.
>>31129385Go to /soc/
>>31129381I am a millennial. Girls don’t talk like guys
>>31129352Sorry, I don't closely follow the press so I don't know what you're talking about, I just know other people are drawn to press spectacle. I have a fairly detailed awareness of the current legality of various forms and circumstances of abortion in the US, since I live here and is it something I care about.>>31129365These sorts of posts don't actually do anything to normalize your barbarity as a "settled matter", they just make you look stupid.>>31129357What a strange lie.
>>31129385That'll get you banned, but there is an /atoga/ on /soc/ that is free game.
>>31129385Hell nom
>>31129392Are you sheltered or fishing for tits? Believe what you want.
>>31129393>These sorts of posts don't actually do anything to normalize your barbarity as a "settled matter", they just make you look stupid.You’re trying too hard to sound smart, bud. Shut the fuck up nigger.Maybe if you trolled better you would be called out, just a thought.
>>31129014>Ime guys hands are so warm and they give the best massages, its a shame guys so rarely offer them.I really like giving massages. I'm not sex starved so I don't try to turn them into sex. I just like turning someone into putty. I get so focused on it and I get to work with my hands through physical touch. But I can't just offer massages to anybody because then I'd be that weird massage guy.
>>31129392>Girls don’t talk like guyslmao
I have anxiety around attractive women I don’t feel like I can be myself or be comfortable and I get nervous. I want to get over this. Is it a bad idea if I start just approaching girls I’m attracted to and trying to strike up harmless conversations with them with 0 intention to try and get over my anxiety?
>>31129376What sort of systems?
>>31129400What if instead of seething and coping like this you just stopped supporting the killing of human beings? There's no colder deity than convenience.
>>31129403That is a good idea, if you can handle some of them giving you a stink face and refusing to talk to you. Attractive women are more used to dealing with advances and may not have the patience to help you with your social anxiety.
>>31129409That will probably help me get over rejection which is another good thing I am physically attractive maybe that will help
>>31129403I'm in a similar boat and while this seems like a good approach it hasn't really worked for me in practice.
Would you feel insecure if your girlfriend was too attractive compared to you? Would you rather have a more average one?
>>31129408You clearly don’t know what you’re talking about nigger. A fetus isn’t a real fucking human just yet, who cares if that thing dies? Teaching people to not kill things that aren’t even truly alive yet is retarded.Can’t argue with a retard though, so I don’t know why I even tried. You should kill yourself instead.
>>31129182I'm not sure. I think it would vary a lot by culture, upbringing, age, and so on. It's also probably higher than it used to be.I was in a long term relationship several years ago when I had this 8/10 co-worker make a pass at me and I rejected her.Frankly, I still get a bit of anxiety when I see someone that looks a little too much like her.
>>31129405Any.Computer, economic, biological, political. Anything I can see a flow.
>>31129414>Would you feel insecure if your girlfriend was too attractive compared to you?I'd feel badass.
Girls, were you fed today? We're you bred today?
>>31129421No :(
Is it safe to say I am an attractive man based upon the following? >friends / new friends have told me I am very good looking all my life>women used to approach me to tell me I am a beautiful man or very handsome or whatever >could have dated and slept with many girls who were pretty hot >hot girls tell me I’m really good looking “you look so good,” “you understand how attractive you are, right?” And so forth > used to match with a lot of really attractive women before I deleted dating apps
>>31129426No, they were all lying for personal gain.
>>31129423*fucks you while you eat cheesecake*
Women would you feel insecure if your men was much more attractive than you? Do you want to be the pretty one in the relationship?
>>31129435No I am ugly and want someone nice to look at
>>31129414I think that partly depends on her personality and lifestyle.Is she naturally flirtatious, and goes out to nightclubs on weekends?Or is she an aloof introvert that prefers to stay at home?
>>31129182Probably about half.> is there anyone like this, really?Sure. I've had several offers / opportunities and decided that just wasn't who I was.That doesn't mean I didn't want to.
>>31129435>Women would you feel insecure if your men was much more attractive than you?A little bit>Do you want to be the pretty one in the relationship?I guess I don't mind anymore
>>31129423Aren't you hungry?
>>31129415Have you considered googling the term "life" instead of seething mindlessly? Human babies are less intelligent than most chimps for the first two years of their lives, yet we still value those lives. You all LARP about how the dumb christfags are resisting the SCIENCE but human embryos are living human beings by all scientific standards. The only difference it really seems to come down to is you look at a baby and think "aww cute" and you look at an embryo and think "what is this worm thing inside this woman".Because you have no previous evolutionary reason to have an instinctive attachment to an embryo.So you are just choosing not to care because you are not evolutionarily forced to.Which has led you down the path of convenience-based misanthropy.Which has led me down the path of wishing death on you.It's really not that complicated, you will just never be honest about it.
>>31129434Sounds chill actually>>31129435No I agree with this guy >>31129420 I have more of a "hah look what I have" reaction.>>31129447Yes :/
>>31129435Is each man more attractive? Or are they more attractive in aggregate?
>>31129415>A fetus isn’t a real fucking human just yet,When does it become a human?
>>31129330So, accordingly, I should date women long enough to begin sleeping with them, pound it until it's sore, then as soon as she needs a break/slows the pace, then dip out.
>>31129451Nta but if a fetus can't survive outside of the womb and requires the mothers life to live, is it really alive?
>>31129453Well? Why not fix yourself something?
GirlsI got fit, and I make good money. But it is still impossible for me to get a gf because I am not bf material. Girls don’t like guys like me, and I have 0 chance at ever losing my virginity.
>>31129460Everything we have is yucky.
>>31129459Nta but if a human can't survive outside of an atmosphere and requires an ecosystem to support it to live, is it really alive?
>>31129462This is why I stay fat and unemployed.
>>31129462Many such cases
>>31129462Your question?
>>31129466>>31129467It doesn’t matter how good you build your body and bank account. If you don’t have a lifestyle that girls find acceptable, you’re still nothing.
How do I convince my gf to let me see another woman?
>>31129456Yup. No more than 1 year - 18 months and then bail will get you the most sex.
>>31129451>Human babies are less intelligent than most chimps for the first two years of their lives, yet we still value those lives.Holy dogwhistle
>>31129470The question is why botherThe answer is don't
>>31129464Ask your man to get you some drive threw (through?)
>>31129465If a human can't survive in an environment where all other humans survive then they would require life support or die. Are we morally/legally obligated to provide that life support even if it negatively effects us and our bodies?
>>31129276Art and cooking I guess, I'm good at basically fuck all though.>Implying I have even attractive qualities to even have people want to hang out with me
>>31129474what lifestyle? I know a dude who lives at home and pulls like crazy because he's tall and goodlooking. like he's a loser bum by society's metrics but he's winning the only competition that matters
>>31129476Is she bi?Are you Chad?
>>31129484Who? The only person here is my brother and the brakes on his car are currently inoperable.
>>31129474It helps though. Losers can get gfs. There's tons of girls dating losers lol.
WomenDo you like the white knight archetype? A tall handsome gentleman who is rather dense, bland and overprotective but also gentle, well-mannered and loyal to the death.
>>31129485brb unplugging all the life support devices in hospitalsbye bye grandma, we're not morally or legally obligated to care for your life
>>31129488>0 friends>0 contact and no relationship with family>doesnt celebrate holidaysThose three things alone will prevent any woman from wanting to date me
>>31129497Grandma isn't hooked up to another human being. You see my point?
>>31129495Yeth I do
Girlsies, do you like boys who have won several chess games with less than 10 seconds on the clock? I don't know how I keep doing it.
>>31129490She is bi I'm good looking
Of course you little baby boys will tell women they should be killed for an abortion. That makes me want to go to a sperm bank, get myself pregnant, and then give myself an abortion just to rub it in your faces. There’s no way in hell men should be powerfully enough to say we don’t need autonomy.And if the woman was raped, you already what the boys will say:>it’s her fault, not the rapist>rape isn’t an excuse>inb4 retarded slut, you deserve death>inb4 arguments because I don’t care that much to change my view; which won’t happen
Foids would you grocery shop with your SO or is that too domestic and therefore ick
>>31129495>denseLove it >bland and overprotectiveMeh>gentle, well mannered, loyalGreat, yes, on board.
>>31129415>a fetus isn’t a real fucking human just yet, who cares if that thing dies? Teaching people to not kill things that aren’t even truly alive yet is retarded.>You should kill yourselfAnon I..
>>31129414Yeah. Dating very attractive women is just not worth the hassle.It isn't the relative attractiveness that's the problem, it's the quality and quantity of the offers they get just everywhere.
>>31129510>powerful>not powerfully
>>31129511I want them to come sometimes, especially early on bc I don't know what snacks they like yet. Sometimes errands are alone time/thinking time though.
I wish I could afford to live alone this kind of rules. Or that I had a boyfriend to room with but thats harder to achieve
are girls into retro tech?
>>31129113>>31129199I agree and think both are true on some level. She may feel neglected in some way that I can’t see or maybe something that doesn’t even have to do with me but all women on some level are a bit sociopathic. My wife is as level headed as a woman can come but she still has that in her because she is a woman. She still used to be threatened by other women and joke around about it when other girls would approach me when we’re out
>>31129510But it's not the child's fault. You shouldn't kill it just because you didn't pay attention to your surroundings.
>>31129514Imagine never having experienced sex and intimacy with a really attractive woman
>>31129508Have you let her fuck other girls before?Have either of you ever discussed having a threesome?
>>31129526>it's her fault, not the rapistLike clockwork
Speaking of killing and aborting, someone you definitely should have gotten that treatment. It’s not too late, you know!
>>31129491Order something (pizza)?
>>31129533That’s why I don’t bother trying to argue with some of these. They’re too retarded and prove my point easily.
>>31129537With what money dude? Why are you so invested in this let it be?
>>31129495Ser Criston Cole did nothing wrong
>>31129541NTA but ignore people; it’s not that damn hard. If you can’t even pay for food you should starve to death lol
>>31129533Why do you want to kill the innocent child who doesn't know what happened? And that's like a 0.001% case anyway.
Im regressing back to my Lana days oh no oh no oh no oh no oh i know exactly what i want and who i wanna be i know exactly why i walk and talk like a machine im now becoming my own self fulfilling prophecy
>>31129527Not Chad so that has never been on the cards.
>>31129545>ignore peopleThis is ironic lmfao. Take your own advice.
>>31129529We've never discussed threesomes. She brought it up once as a joke. I'm not really into doing that together.. We have talked about fucking other girls but in passing like once or twice.
>>31129527Sex yesIntimacy no
>>31129495Leon Kennedy? Yes.Arthur Morgan?Yes.
>>31129543>Murders the lover of your assaulters new beard in front of hundreds of peopleYeah sure nothing to see here
>>31129503>>31129512Better or worse than bad boys?
>>31129554There you go throwing a tantrum at everyone who talks to you. Get your dick sucked already and chill out. Oh wait… you can’t.
>>31129270fairly common nowadays for both genders
>>31129565What even is a bad boy when you're in your 30s?
>>31129541Lmao. See anons? I can't even get a starving woman to talk with me about food. That's how joever is it!
>>31129533I'm pro choice, but i wish people would stop pretending a fetus isn't life. It's disingenuous and is a cope to feel better. The same types hold all animal and most plant life sacred, but they have to pretend an abortion is just removing a clump of cells. Life on mars is cells lol. Stop being a coward about. Having an abortion if necessary isn't inherently bad. The behavior of pro abortionists makes me dislike them.
>>31129566>tantrumNo that's you. Why are you so obsessed with me?
>>31129510What kind of donor would you choose?
>>31129572I can tell you’re a female. Typical hypocritical bitch.
>>31129571>The behavior of pro abortionists makes me dislike them.They are selfish, immature murderers, it's easy to hate them.
>>31129571I do think there's a distinction to be made considering independent life. A fetus is "alive" but it is comparable to a human life? I don't think so. Once it's viable outside of the womb, then it's murder imo.
>>31129510Here's the reality of your situation.You have human rights because we allow you to have them. You cannot protect your rights. You need men to protect your rights for you, and we can take them away from you.So, if you don't believe human rights should be universal, why, should I continue to allow you human rights anon?
>>31129580This
what's a threesome like?
>>31129570I don't want to talk about food>>31129576Oh buddy. You are very confused.
>>31129276>What talents do you have? What are you good at?I'm good at computers and can fix shit in the house, I guess. I can also talk about many topics, mostly about stuff that I don't really know anything about.>What are some attractive qualities you possess?I'm tall, good looking, have some money, ... and people seem to like my presence, for reasons unknown to me.
Virgin anons, do you have anything sexual you can brag about to other virgin anons?
>>31129556>I'm not really into doing that together.Really? That would probably be the most straight forward way.Does she have any cuckquean tendencies you're aware of?
>>31128923The only time I ever feel better is after I exercise. What's wrong with me? Unlike normal people I have to run in order to not feel depressed
>>31129571>The same types hold all animal and most plant life sacredI keep my abortion ethics in line with my animal ethics.I don't eat animals myself, but I support the rights of others to continue eating animals.I don't abort fetuses myself, but I support the rights of others to continue aborting fetuses.
>>31129501>>31129510>bodily autonomy No serious person uses the violinist or people seeds arguments.https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=zkH3vrevU9o&pp=ygUVVmVnYW4gZ2FpbnMgYWJvcnRpb24g
>>31129574A middle eastern-looking guy, someone from Tunisia, Egypt, Azerbaijani, etc
>>31129588Then you’re obviously a faggot, a troon, a man that’s too masculine, whatever you want to call yourself, it’s embarrassing either way…
>>31129596I made out with a guy one time
>>31129586Not all it's cracked up to be.It starts out nice, but the girls mostly ignore you once things start picking up.
>>31129276M sometimes I sit in the woods with a shotgun and kill hikers/campers with it
>>31129510nice b8 you wicked cunt. have fun in hell>inb4 i don’t believe in god or the devil and we’re just atoms hurrdurr I know
>>31129580>A fetus is "alive" but it is comparable to a human life? I don't think so.If a pregnant woman gets killed, is that 1 victim or 2 victims?
>>311296161. Killing a woman shouldn’t count.
>>31129596I got a handjob one time! Though maybe that disqualifies me from being a virgin?
>>31129600Do you also choose not to shoot up schools but support the rights of others to shoot up schools?If not then you're not ethical. You're a speciesist and you're putting humans outside the womb above humans in the womb and cows simply on the basis of species and location/age/whatever >>31129601
>>31129614K.
>>31129613How many so far?
>>31129580It's still alive though. I also take issue with acting like it's a parasite. Except in the cases of rape, a woman could have just chosen to not have sex. All sex isn't rape, but interestingly enough only men are expected to exhibit self control. Pro abortionists seem to hold a grudge against the fetus. If you weren't raped? Why? And why do women think it's a human right to have sex. They told incels it wasn't, so why can't they just not have sex? Sure men pressure them, but that's not an excuse. Women act like adult children a lot, then expect to be treated like adults. Women are not morally superior to men. They're just as fucked up, but they're women, so they have a harder time physically imposing themselves on anyone. Women often resemble weak men who become tyrants.
>>31129623Everything except penis in vagina with no condom isn't sex it's just masturbation.Two men can't have sex and you also can't have sex with a guitar
>>31129625I'm not going to watch your eceleb YouTube video, sorry.
>>31129596I ERP'd with a crazy japanese girl over discord. still a virgin though
>>31129600I never said abortion was bad. I mainly have a problem with disingenuous pro choice/abortion people.
>>31129616There's precedent for this. If it was a wanted pregnancy it should be considered 2 victims. Realistically there should be some different legal jargon to differentiate it from regular murder.
>>31129634I guess ignorance is bliss
no lube, no protection, all night, all day, from the kitchen floor to the toilet seat, from the dining table to the bedroom, from the bathroom sink to the shower, from the front porch to the balcony, vertically, horizontally, quadratic, exponential, logarithmic, while I gasp for air, scream and see the light, missionary, cowgirl, reverse cowgirl, doggy, backwards, sideways, upside down, on the floor, in the bed, on the couch, on a chair, being carried against the wall, outside, in a train, on a plane, in the car, on a motorcycle, the the bed of a truck, on a trampoline, in a bounce house, in the pool, bent over, in the basement, against the window, have the most toe curling, back arching, leg shaking, dick throbbing, fist clenching, ear ringing, mouth drooling, ass clenching, nose sniffling, eye watering, eye rolling, hip thrusting, earthquaking, sheet gripping, knuckles cracking, jaw dropping, hair pulling, teeth jitterbug, mind boggling, soul snatching, overstimulating, vile, sloppy, moan inducing, heart wrenching, spine tingling, back breaking, atrocious, gushy, creamy, beastly, lip biting, gravity defying, nail biting, sweaty, feet kicking, mind blowing, bone breaking, world ending, black hole creating, universe destroying, head nodding, soul evaporating, volcano erupting, trembling, sheets soaked, hair drenched, flabbergasting, lip locking, skin peeling, eyelash removing, eye widening, pussy popping, nail scratching, back cuts, spectacular, brain cell desolving, hair ripping, mouth foaming, heavenly, awakening, devils tango ever bro could cause a nuclear bomb inside me and I'd still ride
Luckily there’s a way to give myself an abortion…
>>31129643Ignorance of ecelebs, yes.
>>31129630>It's still alive thoughSo was my dinner last night until relatively recently. We don't value all life equally.
>>31129597She told me she has this fantasy of picking up a younger petite submissive girl and us fucking her together. I don't she likes the idea of watching while some girl fucks me. I just want a mistress for pleasure not that I don't love her. I really do. She seems open to other people but I don't know how to bring it up.
>>31129596Nothing that I'd share publicly willy-nilly.
>>31129650Ignorance of the responsibility argument
The only time I ever feel better is after I exercise. What's wrong with me? Unlike normal people I have to run in order to not feel depressed
>>31129645I’m 2 days nofap. Stop, please.
>>31129337M the kinds of people that get abortions are the ones that shouldn't be raising kids so it's basically like a form of self-inflicted eugenics, so yes I support it.
>>31129610>Doesn't want to talk about something I've been avoiding all day because I hate eating>You must be a man because you don't want to talk about food with me!I am desperate for you to explain your logic.
>>31129510maybe you should do one of those ifv treatments that often end up making multiples? If you're lucky you could get a killtacular or killtrocity
>>31129596I kissed a girl onceA girl touched my pp onceGirls have sat on my crotchI saw some of my hs classmates naked and touched the bare boobs of a cloupe of them
>>31129663ExactlyPeople don’t understand that not everyone needs to give birth because they’re going to be good parents automatically
>>31129660That's normal
>>31129661You'll keep failing until you change your mindset. You need to do semen retention it has to be all or nothing Monks don't relapse
>>31129501No, because you're pontificating superficial differences in attempt to ground a moral argument. It's the equivalent of a person saying it's only gay if the balls touch; it's a hilariously superficial requirement.It doesn't matter if a child is 3 years old instead, it still can't take care of itself. Or at 5 years old. Or it would be lucky to survive on its own even at 8 years old. Indeed, children still require a special environment and human support all the way until old age and they die. But you want to call out some arbitrary amount of HOW MUCH support they need to say that it's morally ok to eliminate them. Reality doesn't work like that. Biology does not hand you greenlight, redlight signals for what is or is not morally justifiable. You are making that distinction; by definition, that is arbitrary.Now if you want to say it's morally ok to kill children because of whatever personal justification, such as they inconvenience you, or you don't like them, or you just think it's badass, then do so. You can just say "I don't think human life has value." Start with that as your argument. There's an actual chance of having an ethical basis to such a claim. Now you're saying "I think this is right, that is wrong, and it's determined by purely human reasons," because it's ONLY purely human reasons, not playing BS games with biology.I will give you an example: I believe there are times where we HAVE to choose between the lives of two people. Do I choose the life of a mother, or do I choose the life of an unborn child? I'll choose the life of the mother, and more importantly, I think she should be able to make the ultimate call. And when I give my justifications I wont' say some BS like "iT's jUsT a cLuSTeR oF CeLLs." That's ignorance, or an attempt at dodging the responsibility of the choice. Because guess what fetus, so am I.
>>31129414I tend to find girls very attractive whenever I have a crush on them, regardless of how "objectively" attractive they are. So no real difference to me, at the end of the day! And I don't think I'd get insecure about it.
>>31129568Dark triad
>>31129675I’m not trying to be a monk, I just want to regain some autonomy in my life.
>>31129645>no lubelost me there. I've got too much girth to skip the lube.
>>31129676A 3 year old has functioning lungs. Do you actually not understand the distinction between life support and caring for the basic needs of a child or are you just being argumentative for the sake of it?
>>31129663I get that and I sort of sympathize with it because I want more intelligent and beautiful people and the problem with condoms is stupid people don't use them and smart people do use them so poor and unintelligent people will always be getting pregnant more often but how could your line of thinking not be used to also justify post birth abortions
>>31129571This is a based take.I've also other pro-choice people calling fetuses babies in every context but abortion.
>>31129678Ahh okay. Boring golden retriever man is way better than that.
>>31129661Think of this as resistance training >>31129685You underestimate my ushy gushy
>>31128956M5'3"153135
>>31129652I take issue with people who value animal and plant life much more than human life. It's weird. It's some moral crusade to own evil religious nuts, but they always just end up revealing that they're a hypocritical asshole. A nice guy essentially. Instead of just being honest they have to pretend to be superior. Tons of liberal (usually) women want people tortured and killed and lack empathy. They think they're superior because they don't participate or can't. They still get to claim that they're nice and progressive. It's a joke. Live by the sword and die by it, or at least respect it. I think a lot of first world women lack respect for men and how fucked up things could be. Or they just hate that they're weaker than men. Many feminists have incel energy, but they're women so it's not taken seriously.
>>31129100if we fit each other perfectly then why are most men ignored by women?
>>31129700Did you reply to the wrong post?
>>31129683Just stop watching porn because it's cuckoldry and cheating
>>31129640I looked it up, and you're right. It's obvious hypocrisy though.
>>31129672So don't have sex?
Girls, how would you feel if your boyfriend was dating another woman but he says he still loves you?
>>31129698You are male.
>>31129714Id kill him and then myself
>>31129661Going strong on 17 days here! Keep it up bro
>>31129714Weird way to phrase "how would you feel about being cheated on?"
>>31129175>Also why would I have been targettedbecause you are male and she expects to use her sex appeal in order to get things from you like a simp
>>31128923My social life has been destroyed by my new job. First I end up working on boys night, then my hobby/fitness group reschedules the classes I was involved in to times where I have to work. What the fuck am I supposed to do with my Fridays and Saturdays now?
Why do so many girls who make thirst trap edits of other men have boyfriends and show their boyfriends the videos How do men feel about this stuff? Would you want your gf/wife telling you about her celebrity crush?
>>31129506Not a girl but I think that's pretty gay
>>31129700>I take issue with people who value animal and plant life much more than human life. It's weird. It's some moral crusade to own evil religious nuts, but they always just end up revealing that they're a hypocritical asshole.Why's it hypocritical? If someone just says that they only value beings who are conscious or once were conscious and also have the potential for consciousness so they don't value unborn humans who don't yet have a nervous system what's the contradiction? Sure they'd probably have to bit the bullet and say it's okay to kill carnivorous animals and meat eating humans but as long as they bite it I don't see the hypocrisy
>>31129728Yeah, but what if she's just a lesser woman and he's still devoted to you but sleeps around?
>>31129665the food anon isn't the anon you're talking to rn
>>3112918225%if we went a century or two in the past it could maybe rise up to 50%
>>31129739Why can't you do this weird fetish shit on /soc/?
>>31129705Testosterone has fallen by more than 50% since the 70's
>>31129714I would instantly respect him so much more for being an alpha chad uwu
>>31129735women are really pornbrained just not with mainstream male-oriented porn, but with romance novels, hollywood shit, korean doramas, BL manga etc.
>>31129746then we do not fit each other perfectly
why are femanons like this?
>Girl shows up to our group lunch holding hands with a guy>also kisses me on my forehead when hugging me (she didn't give me a chance to stand up)Wtf did she mean by this?
>>31129688I understand the distinction better than you do. You fucking retards. Actual pseudo-intellectual shithead.Biology checkpoints as moral determinants doesn't fucking work. It has no say in morality.A baby can be born without fully functioning lungs, in fact it happens so commonly it might actually be the most common problem they have.So if a baby is delivered and it can't breathe properly what do we do about it?Why don't we just punt the baby?Why. DON'T. WE. JUST. PUNT. THE. BABY?
>>31129760FSounds like a whore?
>>31129735You're a femanon asking us? I assumed you knew the answer
>>31128923Women:Do you, or do you know any women who would even consider dating a former incel? One who now makes good money, has good acedemic credentials, owns a home, and lifts weights?I'm a 36 year old virgin male in the US and I'm struggling to come up with a reason to even try to find love at this point. All throughout my life I've assumed that women hate me because I stutter (thus I'm genetic garbage) and I'm not rich. I've never felt justified in even trying to flirt with women for those reasons or even make a dating profile on a website.I'm not a fratboy or combat veteran who has an organically developed ego and doesn't understand the concept of self-doubt, and I didn't make 8 figures within 6 months of graduating from college like software engineers. I'm nothing "special", but now that I've seen enough relationships in real life involving men who aren't perfect either, I've realized that women were never "inaccessible" to me and I wasted my youth living in a false reality where women only wanted billionaires, etc.I'm really working hard to continue improving myself and to reach that ideal, but do you think that the effort is even worth it at my age?
>>31129760Oof. You are a non-sexual entity like a child or a cat.
>>31129735it grosses me out, last time I had a movie date with a girl who was desperate to have a bf she wanted us to go to some DC hero movie and spent time of the movie talking about an actor of such movie being her celebrity crush and I never hanged out with her again
>>311296298, one time I hit a guy in the arm and he managed to run away from me but I tracked him down and killed him later.
>>31129698yep, moid hands
>>31129755I'm nta who made that claim. But we were much more compatible than we are now
>>31129760Be honest anon. Was this girl your mother holding hands with your father?
>>31128931How do you just "fuck" a girl? Why would she fuck you? What makes you special? Why can't she do better?
>>31129772he wrote that post mid coitus
>>31129758They want to be needed, seeded, and breeded.
>>31129721>>31129768wtf why are u guys haters
>>31129761No one is punting babies. But it is a choice whether to let the infant expire naturally or put it on life support and there are valid arguments for both.You just want to be angry.
Did anyone else here (M or F) go from being unattractive to legit hot? Doesn't it still feel weird, even years later?
>>31129714dump him for cheating and make sure the other girl know and every other girl too
>>31129510you know that it is a traumatic surgery that can damage your body in the future?Go ahead and do it for no good reason
>>31129762Moid hands
>>31129734Send help, I'm genuinely lost and I don't want to slip back into the habit of just staying home with vidya every day.
>>31129750Maybe the word is sexual creatures>>31129763Do I look like I know anything >>31129766Yea she fumbled that
>>31129586really fun
>>31129767That's a decent amount.Are some types of people more fun than others? Or do you mostly just go for whoever?
>>31129783FBrother I don't think I'd be here if I had
>>31129783F. Absolutely not lol. I have always been mid.
>>31129790basing and focusing your sexuality in ficticious images instead of actually having sex with real people is being pornbrained, this is for both men and women
>>31129796If you're autistic enough hanging out with normies becomes impossible
>>31129613Hot drop your digits >>31129734Can you change your schedule at work? Say you have a sick relative
state gender thoughts on open relationships or semi-open relationships?
>>31129783MI was uglyNow I'm ugly, fat, and balding at 29
>>31129781>No one is punting babies. But it is a choice whether to let the infant expire naturally or put it on life support and there are valid arguments for bothThat's exactly what I'm saying. Get off the ridiculous arguments>Nta but if a fetus can't survive outside of the womb and requires the mothers life to live, is it really alive?
>>31129809Go dwarf mode or goblin mode
>>31129807MWhat the fuck is a semi-open relationship?They're gross either way
>>31129762Idk the guy was pretty ugly imo and she was dating some other weird guy for a little bit before he stole another girl's phone charger and everyone stopped being friends with him.>>31129770No, she's my friend from Chile. I watched to see if she kissed anyone else after hugging me, and she didn't.
>>31129764Yeah man, they people fucking in old people homes, love isn't really limited to a certain age, just kids
>>31129783>Did anyone else here (M or F) go from being unattractive to legit hot?>Doesn't it still feel weird, even years later?Bahaha noI'm decent looking/near mid
>>31129674Is? I thought you shouldn't need to do that to be happy
>>31129783MI think I've been attractive the whole time and have just been fumbling it constantly.
>>31129783M Ugly duckling all my teenage years, girlis would call be ugly to my face. no one wanted to be my gf or even talk to me.Then I turned 20 and had become a chad deluxe in looks, I got laid every week, girls wanted to hang out, be my friend, invite other girls for threesomes, I even fucked the girls who used to call me ugly.It’s not weird to think about, but it is sad how much looks matter
>>31129807F. It sounds alright in theory but in practice wouldn't work 95% of the time because of jealousy and feeling neglected/left out.
>>31129822How'd you find out you were hot? I only learned because people told me. Didn't believe them for like 2 years
>>31129783I've oddly gotten better looking as jve gotten older. It would be a stretch to say legit hot though
>>31129814closed v e.g. male female female where the two women aren't romantically involved or female male male etc.
>>31129804I'm not even autistic
>>31129807Mcringe (unless it's me using sexually a female as a fwb/situationship)
>>31129807not for me and don’t know what semi open means
>>31129826when women gave me attention and wanted me, and I could see I had grown into my body after the lanky no bone structure teenage years
>>31129829>on 4chan>not autisticlol
>>31129810Still going?>>31129820Oversimplifying significantly but exercise releases a bunch of good hormones that make you feel better. You absolutely need to move your body to be happy, does anyone on my 600 pound life seem happy to you?
MenWould you swipe right on a woman if her Tinder states that she can't "get off" unless she's hurting her partner?
>>31129805>Can you change your schedule at workAlready tried, hours are tight and management doesn't want to fuck the delicate balance of the existing schedule.This is just a temporary job while I get some certifications for the actual career that I wish to reenter.>inb4 make friends at workLiterally not allowed to, as per company policy.
>>31129807MI won't judge other people for being in them, but there's no way I could be happy in one.
>>31129835
>>31128956F5'3137125
>>31128956f4’109090
>>31129843Probably if all else looked good. I would want further details before we actually met up or did anything close to sexo
>>31129843I don't need her to get off
>>31129772He's Chad, anon. What about that is confusing?
>>31129838>Still going?A passive-aggressive backdown. Fucking pseud. Own it or shut up.
>>31129660You lucky fucking bastard. I just feel more depressed after a run and need a nap
>>31129843I would send her a Super Like
>>31129861No sense in arguing with someone who's doing it just so they can complain and be a nuisance. I've clogged up the thread enough I'm bored of this.
>>31129780I'm nta. But a lot of guys don't want to horny post with a femanon that might be a gay anon. I hope you don't take it personally
MY MAN-THIGHS ARE TOO LARGETHEY ACTUALLY CHAFEAND CROWDING MY BALLSARGHI'M SUCH A FREAK I SHOULD JUST LIVE IN A SWAMP LIKE SHREKI should have bought those sketchy specialty boxers that like, cradle my chicken eggs away from my body a little, at least that's what it looks like. Not sure if those were the ones I needed since that anon was gatekeeping underwear on me.
>>31129783Post on /soc/ to prove you're hot
>>31129869I did take it personally my feelings are hurt and my vibe is ruined
>>31129822>Then I turned 20 and had become a chad deluxe in looks, I got laid every week, girls wanted to hang out, be my friend, invite other girls for threesomes, I even fucked the girls who used to call me ugly.Fuck, why didn't this happen to me?
>>31128956m6'1"193180ish for now? maybe higher if it's muscle mass
>>31129792We need details
>>31129873... rugby player thighs?
rubikhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=diMxUyRVwn8
>>31129876>>>/soc/33076068This one was me
>>31129807They gross me out
males or femalesWe had team bonding exercise at work where we name something which reminds us of a team member. My coworker said Astarion from BG3 is who they associate with me. Should I be worried?In truth, he's my favorite character from the game but nobody knows that.>>31129613Why hikers though?
>>31129879I won the gene lottery, life do be unfair like that
>>31129807MaleAbsolutely degenerateShould be banned
Why do some men like to act all protective and helpful towards women they claim to be their "friends"?Like there is this guy i'm friends with and he's always concerned about me and shit. Sayins stuff as "i just don't want you to become some worthless whore" when i tell him i met some guy, he tries to help me finding a new job because he belies the current one is shitty and is always trying to give me money to do the shit i want to do.It's kinda weird and idk where he's trying to go with this behaviour since he isn't trying to date or fuck me
>>31129845wttf
>>31129873
>>31129901>thinks he's being chivalrous while actually being a gigantic patronizing assMany such cases. Huge ego, tiny brain.
>>31129824What if it was a "V" relationship where you had two partners who were both monogamous?(Assuming for the sake of argument neither would ever feel jealous)
>>31129907>Yep, that's me. Descartes, philosopher, mathematician, scientist, and you might be wondering how I got into this situation.
>>31129911>both monogamousSo I'd split my time between them and we'd never hang out together? Nah.
>>31129903Surveillance job bro, they don't want me being friends with employees since it's my job to write them up and make sure they don't steal shit (on top of monitoring security concerns and the general public).
>>31129807FIn theory it sounds okay but it's not for me. Even though i don't really believe in monogamy i still think it's the wisest way to keep a relationship for my personal standarts.
>>31129901>Sayins stuff as "i just don't want you to become some worthless whore" when i tell him i met some guy,>It's kinda weird and idk where he's trying to go with this behaviour since he isn't trying to date or fuck meIf he's trying to sabotage your relationships with other men then he's playing the long game to date or fuck you.
36 year old 5'10 male. Why have I put on weight since I was in high school? At 16 I weighed 120 pounds, at 18 I weighed 155, now I weigh 157. Is it normal to be so light at 16?
>>31129893Indeed. I worked out, experimented with clothing styles, different haircuts etc and still almost nothing from bitches. The little attention I got was from fatties or ugly girls. Not even anyone average. I'm kinda on the verge of giving up now, taking longer breaks from working out and eating more junk because food brings me some joy at least.
>>31129883more sexy stuff happening all at once idk anything specific you want to ask?
>>31129843How does someone find a woman like you? I've swiped through hundreds of profiles and none have come even close to that.
>>31129901He's a beta trying to play a long game, thinks that's his best chances
>>31129920You are all muscle, baby.
>>31129913nta but people in this situation tend to also live together, this type of relationship is my goal
>>31129783F hereI always got compliments even when i wasn't my "best" self but once i got really fit and took more care in my appearance and the amount of attention i got was so overwhelming to the point of making me uncomfortable.
>>31129930That doesn't seem like what he was asking though.
>>31129901I don't want my female friends to turn into worthless whores in the same sense that I don't want my male friends to turn into junkies or coomers. I want them all to be healthy and hopefully in a good relationship.
>>31129707he's got issues
>>31129932I know that feel. You just start getting physically touched by people and stuff. Unpleasant.M
It's because it's what you love, Anon. It is who you were born to be. And here you sit, thinking. Well, Anon is not a thinker. Anon is a poster. He is a doer. And that's what you need to do. You don't need to think. You need to post. You need (You)s. You need to go out there, and you need to start your VPN. You need to fire it up. You need to grab a hold of that line between schizophrenia and shitposting, and you need to wrestle it to the ground like a demon cobra! And then, when the fear rises up in your belly, you use it. And you know that fear is powerful, because it has been there for billions of years. And it is good. And you use it. And you ride it; you ride it like a skeleton horse through the gates of hell, and then you post, Anon. You POST! And you don't post for anybody else. You post for you, you know why? Because a man takes what he wants. He takes it all. And you're a man, aren't you, Anon? Aren't you?
>>31129182Depends on the culture, but for Amerilards, I'd imagine about half. Fewer among liberals/leftists.I don't mean that as a political 'own'. I say it because they tend to have more ends-based senses of morality (so, they're more likely to rationalize that it isn't wrong to cheat as long as their wives don't find out), and they correlate with both higher trait openness (i.e. more sexual risk-seeking and adventurousness) and far lower concern for moral 'sanctity/purity' (like thinking that monogamy is an inviolable ideal) on the big 5. >>31129278Someone who actively tries to destroy a committed relationship isn't perfection.
>>31129938
>>31129928What is this "long game" shit?>>31129919I've noticed this pattern in his bahaviour.As long it was about men that he deemed "too low for my standarts" for whatever reason i could still understand, but once i told him about this guy who was just too good he still kept the whole "meh, ain't shit" attitude.
I'm going to see him... it's all becoming too real
>>31129901he's orbiting
>>31129944>What is this "long game" shit?He thinks the way into your pants is to be the "nice guy, always there for you" schtick going until you cave and just can't help but fuck him forever.
>>31129938I'm more a thinker desu
>>31129877Sorry :/You could post to /soc/ /atoga/ if you wanted to prove it. Even just your hand works
>>31129944He likes you romantically, but he's aware that you don't like him romantically right now. He is gambling that if he waits long enough then you will somehow wake up one day and realize that you like him romantically. This gamble is the long game.
>>31129958No it's not that serious. But i made a good post and no one appreciated it and I will never forgive you guys for it
>>31129944>What is this "long game" shit?Turning away all his potential male competitors from you by telling you they are all bad for X or Y reason
>>31129938Anon what is your mbti type?
Femcels do you want a guy to suck on your tongue?Why did the femcel have me do that?
>>31129960Men aren't that different from women and get suspicious of "women" that appear to be trying too hard. Now you're playing but "I'm just a poor foid, pity me" which really doesn't work on men who are already on their guard.
>>31129967I can't win. Fine. MY NUTS HANG!
Don't know if anyone remembers or cares about a few threads back, but if you do I finally finished Neuromancer.
>>31129913They'd at least be chill with each other, it not close friends. Just no romance or sex
>>31129964Foids, is sucking on your tongue even possible?!>>31129968I knew it.
Does anyone actually enjoy cardio? State gender.
>>31129972>Foids, is sucking on your tongue even possible?!Not a foid, I did suck on her tongue like she asked, it was kinda hot but not as good as kissing but intimate I guess.
>>31129964No it can cause crossbite.
>>31129979>No it can cause crossbite.How?
>>31129976FOnly dancing or swimming
>>31129976MI used to enjoy jogging around a country club when my family was subscribed
>>31129976fyes. it’s easy and a good way to start the day
>>31129918Why don't you believe in monogamy?
>>31129976MDuring covid I tried calisthenics/basic weight stuff and fucking HATED it. Eventually I did Couch to 5k and found a love of cardio. Fastforward to now, I stopped running, got massively out of shape, and now I despise cardio but actually quite like weightliftingI hate it so much now it's unreal, which pisses me off because I was in love with it. I'd rather push metal till I can't fill my arms than run until I cant breathe. I'm a fatty now, so that probably causes it
>>31129976Mbike only, need music and scenery (or TV if stationary bike). Taking away the stress on the joints and can just get in the zone and just getting the body pumping feels real good. Personally, I like all the heavy sweating too
>>31129976M. It's more enjoyable than lifting, especially if integrated into some other activity desu. I don't understand how /fit/ faggots can go to the gym for hours.
>>31129923Umm... Was it with two dudes or two chicks?
>>31129976Male. I read books while riding an exercise bike. I cardio my body and word my brain simultaneously. Good times.
>>31129325She is clearly Indian. And Turks are a mix of anatolian greeks and central asians. Theyre not middle eastern either.
>>311299953 enbys
>>31129971Like I said in theory this sounds cool but it's just not going to work with the vast majority of people because of emotions.
>>31129994>I don't understand how /fit/ faggots can go to the gym for hours.it's all gay ego shit for them. you'll see how they do a "paced crawl" at the perfect rate to stay and absorb as much guy sweat ambience as possible while never looking idle, but barely actually doing anything
>>31129976F. Low to medium intensity like hiking sure. Or a quick sprint. Running on a treadmill makes me want to kill myself.
>>31129999more gay shit
>>31129999If they were all sexually confused women, then I enby you..
>>31129999What was the genital line up?
>>31130002Even outside of the actual/fit/ gays, I don't know how anyone tolerates the gym. The environment is off-putting, lifting is boring as fuck, and you can just as easily run outside.
>>31129979Just looked it up, that is from sucking your own tongue not someone sucking your tongue.
>>31129982>>31129984>>31129986Man I'm so jealous of you guys>>31129991I did couch to 5k too and stuck with running for a good year or so, but I fucking hated it so much everytime there's no way I could keep that up>>31129994Lifting got better for me when I also started seeing it as a joint meditation time because my gym is so quiet>>31129992>>31129997Maybe I should try bike, maybe that would do it
>>31130017You can suck your own tongue?
>>31130024Yes, can you not?
HELLPPP THE KILLER IS ESCAPING!!!!!
holy shit im retarded lol
real schizo hours?
>>31129994I hate crowded gyms. I've been living like a NEET due to time from university, and going to the gym between 2-5am is so peaceful. Lifting lets me zone out. It also triggers the unga bunga part of my brain that keeps me from feeling like a little bitch>hoursI physically max out in an hour or less. I do not know how the fuck anyone could stay in the gym longer than that doing pure lifting on a regular basis
>>31129645>>31129968>no lube, no protection, all night, all day, from the kitchen floor to the toilet seat, from the dining table to the bedroom, from the bathroom sink to the shower, from the front porch to the balcony, vertically, horizontally, quadratic, exponential, logarithmic, while I gasp for air, scream and see the light, missionary, cowgirl, reverse cowgirl, doggy, backwards, sideways, upside down, on the floor, in the bed, on the couch, on a chair, being carried against the wall, outside, in a train, on a plane, in the car, on a motorcycle, the the bed of a truck, on a trampoline, in a bounce house, in the pool, bent over, in the basement, against the window, have the most toe curling, back arching, leg shaking, dick throbbing, fist clenching, ear ringing, mouth drooling, ass clenching, nose sniffling, eye watering, eye rolling, hip thrusting, earthquaking, sheet gripping, knuckles cracking, jaw dropping, hair pulling, teeth jitterbug, mind boggling, soul snatching, overstimulating, vile, sloppy, moan inducing, heart wrenching, spine tingling, back breaking, atrocious, gushy, creamy, beastly, lip biting, gravity defying, nail biting, sweaty, feet kicking, mind blowing, bone breaking, world ending, black hole creating, universe destroying, head nodding, soul evaporating, volcano erupting, trembling, sheets soaked, hair drenched, flabbergasting, lip locking, skin peeling, eyelash removing, eye widening, pussy popping, nail scratching, back cuts, spectacular, brain cell desolving, hair ripping, mouth foaming, heavenly, awakening, devils tango ever bro could cause a nuclear bomb inside me and I'd still ride>Paste into AI gender guesserGenre: Informal Female = 0 Male = 421 Difference = 421; 100% Verdict: MALE
my life would be so much better if I had a good cook gf
>>31128956Male6'2"250lbs190-200lbs
>>31129807Job security for homicide detectives.
>>31129990I believe it's not something inherently natural but rather a choice you take, conscious or not. Once you have a partner you're not automatically blind to other people and it's possible to develope any kind of interest towards someone external.
>>31128956>M>6'4">215lbs (good amount of muscle, bulking, started lifting a few months ago)>325-350 lbs of muscle, but realistically it's never enough.
>>31129558based
G-guys? Is it normal to feel faint occasionally during the day and a mild constricting feeling in your chest for a few days? Also noticed when my pulse goes up during gaming, I feel dizzy a bit. But I'm not sure if it's a panic attack or a real thing.The other day at midnight I thought I was going to faint. Then I took my sleeping pill and was like "whatever if I die at least I'll be unconscious" and knocked myself out, which points towards the fact that it may not be anxiety.I honestly don't wanna go to the doctor, every time I went it was usually a big drama, with nothing to show for it as it was just anxiety. He already thinks I'm insane.
>>31130073Okay, so get a different doctor.
>>31130073Vax Status?
>>31128956>M>175cm>90kg>90kg, but muscle instead of fat
>>31130073Yeah I get that too and the doctor just told me it was stress and anxiety too :/I'm pretty sure it's not
I will never truly know if this cute girl I work with is actually into me or is the same way with other coworkers as well unless I ask her out which will fuck up my work situation.She ticks a lot of the boxes that makes me think she is 100% flirting, but at other times it seems like she does the same to other guys as well.
>>31130081same situation but I'm the only guy in my office ;)but on a serious note, you gotta know beyond a shadow of doubt she's into you that way before you shoot your shot
>>31130081>I will never truly know if this cute girl I work with is actually into meAre you a billionaire??>yesAre you not a billionaire?>noEz anon.
What the actual crap?I've started seeing this guy and things are okay.We're at the stage where we're comfortable talking about whatever topic, even if it's politically incorrect.Anyway, i'm originally from eastern europe, and he introduced an argument saying how almost every slavic chick he met wanted money. Then he continued on this note and ended with a "whatever, all women are interested in money at the end of the day".I was left speechless, especially since the only date he paid for me was the very first since he wanted to go to this specific restaurant and it's courtesy to offer. Every other date we did the 50/50 and i felt kinda insulted by his position.It's the same crap as if i went with a "all men are just interested in pussy".We're also educated people that have nice careers so aren't just some basement dwellers
>>31129976Yes, but only if it's easy on my knees.I'd swim to exhaustion every day if I had a pool instead of a pond.
>>31129970I wasn't here for that but updates are always welcome.
Femanons have you ever hidden your political opinions from a guy cause you liked him?
>>31130090>We're also educated people that have nice careers so aren't just some basement dwellerslmaowhy do women and lefties think that being "educated", i.e. passing the hula hoops I need in order to get a decent job and not starve, has to do with ideology and aligning to their position?
>>31130075I mean? he's good. I'm just humiliated. Last year I had this fiasco where I thought I had syphilis when it was an ingrown hair. Then this year I wound up in the psych ward, after unable to sleep for 4 days and I thought I was dying when in reality I was just already hallucinating and panicking.>again, no illness found>>31130076w-what does that have to do with anything?3 pfizers. Never had covid.>>31130080I don't know... panic attacks for me feel different. This seems to go away for a little then its ever present. Panic attacks are impossible to ignore. I can ignore this.
>>31130090At best he's a benevolent sexist
>>31130090You may be different from the average woman and have better priorities, but a combination of Disney and Netflix shit have convinced women that they all deserve billionaires by simple virtue of the fact that the women exist. "Self-love" and "self-care" have become "wait until you get a vastly wealthy man, or settle for an average man but leave him the instant you encounter a wealthy man".
>>31130090Sounds pretty typical>>31130100I've never felt a need. I wouldn't be interested in a guy who didn't hold mostly similar opinions.
>>31129851You must get fetishized a lot
>>31130103>3 pfizers. Never had covid.Sorry man.
>>31130103>3 pfizers.You will be dead in two weeks, trust the plan. Don't believe me? Do the research yourself.
Am I really my own person?
>>31128956M6'4"190 lbs205 lbs but all gains in lean muscle only
>>31130113butthurt post
>>31130115No, the solipsists (me) were right, you (me) are me.
>>31129944>What is this "long game" shit?The others are right. Pic related.>>31129901>Sayins stuff as "i just don't want you to become some worthless whore"Suggesting this is a possibility is not something one says to a friend or person they value."Friends" who don't act like friends are not friends.
>>31129945I thought it was next week?
>>31130115To an extent, willpower is not unlimited
>>31130085I know, that makes the situation so annoying… Like the one day I am fully convinced because of what she does and days while the other day I am back thinking she just flirts with everybody
>>31129999How long did it last?
>>31130101Because academia is full of lefties?
>>31129588Do you have an eating disorder?
What does it really mean to be emotionally dependent on someone?>If you expect another person to make you happy.Is that really a bad thing? Obviously your relationship with someone else shouldn't be all that you focus on, but that's what I read elsewhere online.
God made dog man's best friend to keep their hearts going until women finally reclaim the title.
>>311301303 enbys
>>31130135Technically, but not one of the ones with names.
>>31130131Currently yes, but thinking that having knowledge, a piece of paper with a title, or a working brain means that you need to align to their values or views only reveals a lack of theory of mind (and ironically a lower intelligence) or narcissism
>>31130110Don't many moids pretend not to have rightwing beliefs around women?How can you tell if he's genuine?
how hard would it be to fuck a 49 yo milf for somone aged sub 40?
>>31130140That sucks, I hope things improve for you.
>>31130090he's right about slavic foids thoughbeit but its not something he should be blabbling on a first date over
How important is dicksmell to women? I pull back my foreskin and I get a whiff of a tangy, almost pungent aroma. I wash under there every day, not with soap though because that fucks it up. Do women care about the smell and if they do what can be done about it?
>>31130137Psychopaths like to make up stories about why it's okay to not be invested in your status with a significant other's. Sure, it's a bad deal if someone else has to treat you like a spinning plate, but it's been exaggerated beyond reason.
>>31130139That's a distance, not a time.
>>31130101By educated i mean well read, someone who studied and doesn't just spew shit out of their mouth but rather has some thought process inside their head.He didn't even present a decent argument but just went along with stereotypes and shit you hear a lot already.I'm aware that having a degree or more doesn't make you automatically make you more intelligent than others, but some fucking critical thinking you might get at least>>31130106Still sexist tho...>>31130107I'm not that much different since a lot of women from my social group think alike and those who don't have valid arguments (example looking for a man who can earn decent money so they can feel safe having more than one child in case they might have trouble working or reentering the job industry)
>>31130069Do you ever develop interest in other men?
>>31130155Best interpretation would be that he meant all women want a provider, which is kinda true, even if it isn't a "requirement", it would still be an improvement for most women if the guy had enough to provide
>>31130142>How can you tell if he's genuine?Listen to what he says all the time not just when you ask him political questions. Some are better liars than others though and take some time to figure out.
>>31130150you need to be using soap.
>>31130155>He didn't even present a decent argument but just went along with stereotypes and shit you hear a lot already.are you sure he isn't ranting about his experiences?>fucking critical thinking you might get at leastWith the modern education system the complete opposite of this is true
>>31129807MI think it's a terrible idea. It won't work no matter what type of open relationship you have.>>31130069It's natural. Some smart animals are monogamous and even unconnected cultures over the world also were monogamous.
>>31130161Maybe you're circumcised so you don't get it but that's like telling someone to use soap under their eyelids or in their mouth.
>>31130141Obviously no one thinks you NEED to, but it's just more likely. OP was pointing that neither she nor her partner are "uneducated" because that gets associated with "backwards" views. She was simply pre-empting responses that would base his behaviour on economic or academic background.TLDR OP was clarifying her boyfriend isn't a hillbilly, stop being culture war about it
>>31130143probably similar levels of difficulty to fucking a 42 yo MILF who won't even talk to a guy below 30that's my situation
>>31130150"Soap Would Fuck it Up" Says Local Man with Fucked-Up Penis
>>31129645>>31129877idk, got me hard a little. Skipped it the first time cause I dont read wall text.
>>31130143Just fuck? Not so hardHaving a LTR with them is way harded
>>31129901He could be playing the long game like others have said.However I used to be a "white knight" that essentially believed that men ought to be looking out for women in general, regardless of your feelings towards them, so it's possible he's genuine (although the "worthless whore" bit sounds rather intense for just platonic feelings).
>>31130173He's right. You're not supposed to use soap on your vag either.
>>31129807I'm okay with them as a concept, as in people should be allowed to have them if they want. But I would never, ever, in a million years enter one or even entertain the notion of entering one
>>31130173If you use soap on your glans the skin dries out, it can cause microtears that can get infected.
>>31130167No it isn't. It's recommended to use soap. You could actually use soap in the mouth it's just very unpleasant because you can taste there, so we use toothpaste instead. You need to use soap, picrel is a good soap that won't cause irritation
>>31130167How does that work. I'm circ-ed, but surely it's just like applying soap to the base of your dick or the dickhead? Both of those work fine on my machine, so I don't get why the skin being longer fucks it up
>>31130181It's got a picture of a dish on the bottle, why are you trying to trick me into putting dish soap under my foreskin?
>>31130090he showed his inner tard fast, so thats lucky for u
>>31130181mmm endocrine disruptors yummy
>>31130180The skin doesn't stop functioning overnight because you rinsed it.
>>31129807Despite me not being socially conservative on most issues, when it comes to open-relationships I basically believe you're a bad person if you're in one.
>>31130185Your glans is already dried out so it doesn't matter, mine is moist inside its protective skin blanket.
>>31130189I bet you're ashy as hell
>>31130189You're not even supposed to use regular soap on your face, why would I put it on my glans?
Femanons, are you happy for me that I'm going to get laid tomorrow or disappointed in me for being a slut?
>>31130180Soap may not be a perfect solution, but whatever you're doing now is worse. You stink, stinkie.
>>31130193Unironically the most devastating insult I've someone give/receive on this site
>>31130190Forgot to post sex (M)
>>31130192>Your glans is already dried out so it doesn't matterIs it gay that I still hold a grudge against my parents for this? Because I hold a massive one for it
>>31130198>You stink, stinkie.You don't know what it smells like, it might be a regular smell. I'm not an expert on dick smell. Pussy has a smell so why not dick?
>>31130186It being dish soap is WHY it's better for your skin. Try using your shitty waxy and perfume heavy bathroom soap on your dishes and see all the visible soapy residue crap and funny taste in your food. People wouldn't tolerate it, but they got you thinking that stuff is good for your skin. Soap's only purpose is to solve that "oil vs. water" problem without resorting to excess abrasive force. >>31130188The stuff only uses lactic acid for christsakes, it's literally less than the original recipe of fat and lye>>31130194"regular soap">>31130193I get compliments on my skin as a GUY. I know what I'm talking about. That's why I'm giving the advice.
>>31130155Precisely my point, someone can be intelligent and more classy than you and still be racist, sexist, antisemite etc.Thinking those things come from ignorance is an ignorant belief
>>31130207>racist, sexist, antisemite etc.Then they aren't classy.
>>31130206>dish soap is better>I know what I'm talking about>>31130194I'm glad you're skeptical because the other anon I responded to is genuinely trying to get you to fuck your shit up. He must be circumcised and jealous or something.
>>31130122How would you know
>>31130090Please tell me you didn't bang this troglodyte?
>>31130206This guy uses dish soap on his body, he's standing in the sink scrubbing with a brillo pad. You're insane.
>>31130055bro i didn't write it>>31130174my first time giving a male a boner. pop open the champagne
>>31130209>Then they aren't classy.
>>31129182I wouldn’t and I don’t care how many other people would. It could be 1% or 99.99% but it couldn’t be me. Why even be married if you aren’t completely committed to the other person? Why degrade the love you feel for them with a private affair? I can’t conceive of a world where an hour of sex and an orgasm is worth committing that great of a betrayal. It’s spiritual self-mutilation.
>>31130197Both
>>31130209Yes the pinnacle of class is adopting whatever normie beliefs are around you. Everyone with opinions you don't like is a carciature of a big oaf like in your favorite media
My gf was made all day because the guy who handed her coffee was indian and put his whole hand over the top of the coffee and she complained the lid smelled bad and ruined her coffee. I'm trying to gently tell her she's being racists but I have to type this from my laptop on the couch she's so upset with me. What do I do?
>>31130218Why funny? Being any kind of bigot isn't sophisticated?
>>31130137The issue is more that you should be able to make yourself happy. If someone makes you MORE happy that's good, but in pretty much every aspect of life you need to be able to rely for yourself before relying on other people, otherwise you risk an unhealthy relationship and making yourself super unhappy down the line
>>31130210>>31130216Doubting the critical thinker in favor of marketing generated consensus makes you worse than women.
>>31130217Been a few years since i've fallen for a pasta
>>31130211I told him
>>31130224Is she Chinese?
>>31130209You really think everyone in the top groups of economic power or artistic talent think exactly like you, lmao
>>31130230... told who what
>>31130224Just spank her hard and say (gfs name) you're stupid asf as you spank her lmfao
>>31130228I wash my face with honey. I'm not for "big soap" but washing your genitals with dish soap is asking for a bad time. And an itch.
>>31130235I am sorry that you equate economic class with genuine class.
>>31130229got your ass lol
>>31130228Why would you use dish soap on your body? Are you one of those pigeon chested guys who eat cereal out on their dented sternum?
>>31130235Oh you meant upper economic class not classy behavior.
>>31130240only ass you're getting :P
>>31130239All your opinions on aesthetics and fashion come from the upper groups who profit from it and impose their tastes over you
>>31130238You're using honey as a sterile abrasion aid. Expensive, but it works, especially since you're unlikely to accidentally leave any residue on your face.Use that SPECIFIC soap, or at least one identical to it. Eventually he'll end up at a doctor's office and some nurse is going to use soap on him anyway while somebody tries to get him to get snipped.
>>31130236... told him that? Like I said? Are you okay, anon?
>>31130246I don't equate materialism with classiness, sorry.
>>31130242Because it's designed to do what you actually want soap to do. Bathroom soap has been designed to appeal to the naive consumer, not actually be a good product.
>>31130215I didn't mean that to sound judgmental toward you. Just that he's an asshole.
I've been on exactly one date in ten years, and that was last summer. It was a legitimate date, too. Met online, went to a local restaurant, etc. Talked a little bit after that but never again.I can't even remember her name. She had like two first names, and I can't remember the order. Or even if those were right. Is that weird?
>>31130247>that SPECIFIC soapYou are not supposed to use soaps on mucous membranes. Period. Stop telling him to put soap on his dick head.
>>31130225>Why funny? Being any kind of bigot isn't sophisticated?Cause you're just wrong, it isn't connected.Jared Taylor is a very sophisticated and classy Yale alumni, who people call racist.https://youtu.be/4QWz5uwyFQc?si=VPeG-f8N_cVbyvB5
>>31130243>>31130249I mean both, classiness 100% derives from the rules and actual influencers of society, it doesn't depend on individual opinion
>>31130257Fundamental disconnect, we'll just have to agree to disagree.
>>31130255I think we have different understandings of what being "classy" means.
>>31130261Does yours mean agreeing with approved opinions?
>>31130254again, that's wrong. you can soap the mouth (which is extremely unpleasant) without causing any harm
>>31130263It includes being gracious and considerate. Being racist excludes them from being that automatically imo.
>>31130259>>31130261I accept your concession
>>31130264Big Soap wrote this post, ten squirts have been deposited in your hands. If you put soap in your mouth then YOU GO BLIND!
State genderDo you thing peck kisses are a big deal?
Do you smell that? The Soap Internet Defense Force is rubbing its hands right now.
>>31130265Racist is just an insult used for people they disagree with.He doesn't consider himself racist.You seem to have 0 understanding of him in any way and probably didn't watch a second of the video.
>>31130267>ten squirts have been deposited in your hands.This got me good
>>31130267I'm against big soap. They would hate it if you knew you would get lasting results from inexpensive, environmentally friendly soap instead of paying for their premium soap subscription that keeps you locked in because you can't ever seem to escape "that smell and oily feeling"
>>31130264It can cause irritation. And make you sick or dead if you swallow it. Are you stupid? I don't need you to answer that, we know.
>>31130268In what context
>>31130271Why would I watch the video?Racist is a clearly defined word dude, if you're racist and don't like being called that it isn't my problem.
lowlife birth foids think a scientist well liked gentleman like Charles Darwin couldn't have his racial opinions and would protest for George Floyd lol
>>31130271NTA but celebrity worship does nothing for me, I don't get why you keep fawning over this guy.
>>31130280>Why would I watch the video?Cause you're arguing that this man cannot be classy yet he's classier than anyone you've been in the presence of in your fucking life.>Racist is a clearly defined word dudeIt isn't, it becomes anyone you don't like.People who thought covid lockdowns were bullshit were called racists, the Canadian truckers were called racists for protesting them.
How go get gf like this
>>31130287B e F o r w a r d
>>31130277I absolutely agree that bad soaps can cause irritation and ingestion is very bad. However, that's not what I'm recommending, is it?Anyway, don't believe me: literally look at what medicine sources say>It’s OK to clean with soap if you have a foreskin. However, too much soap is worse than none at all. Excessive cleaning removes essential body oils that would normally keep our skin moist and reduce friction.And what am I recommending? A residue free, gentle liquid soap to help remove the smell caused by a buildup of oils and dead skin cells. It should go without saying don't use soap every day, which doesn't go for just under the foreskin, but your whole body.
>>31130285>this manThat was you. You brought him up. All I did was say that being racist isn't classy.Fine fine, racial bigotry if you're going to be pedantic about it.
>>311302781. Your partner tells you that they used to give kisses to their friends for fun in parties and stuff. 2. Your partner tells you someone stole a peck kiss from them as a joke but they don't make a big deal about it.
>>31130284>NTA but celebrity worship does nothing for me, I don't get why you keep fawning over this guy.I do like him, but he's a perfect example of this, the other anon thinks soibois who wear star wars t shirts with stains on them are classy cause they hold the right opinions and it's mind numbingly stupid.
>>31130206>It being dish soap is WHY it's better for your skin. Try using your shitty waxy and perfume heavy bathroom soap on your dishes and see all the visible soapy residue crap and funny taste in your food. People wouldn't tolerate it, but they got you thinking that stuff is good for your skin. Soap's only purpose is to solve that "oil vs. water" problem without resorting to excess abrasive force.Dish soap will strip away all the oil on my skin. We don't actually want all of it to be gone. Too dry skin is unhealthy. It'll crack and wrinkle. I use dish soap on my hands sometimes. If I do it too frequently, the areas between my fingers split and crack until I use lotion. I don't even use particularly fancy shower soap. I'm on the dr. Bronners train. But using dish soap is too far. We aren't ducks covered in tar.
>>31130291You are recommending use of soap on a mucous membrane. It is not necessary and will almost certainly cause irritation.Question. Why do you care about that guy's dick so much?
>>31130293>All I did was say that being racist isn't classy.Your opinion is wrong, it isn't connected and you have to bury your head in the sand.
>>31130303Mad because we didn't care enough to look at the guy you're obsessed with?
>>31130297And again with the materialism. I think you value economic prosperity and fashion sense more than you value kindness or decency or respect. Classiness for you is all about the almighty dollar, and I'm sorry about that.
>>31130299I don't know Dr. Bronner but please note that I am not recommending using fucking Dawn.
>>31130244HEY
>>31130300>Question. Why do you care about that guy's dick so much?nta but I have a powerful nose and I'm tired of smelling men's dick cheese from across the room
>>31130310How tf can you involve yourself in a discussion about soap and not be aware of Dr.Bronner's? You can't be American. You would've seen it somewhere.
>>31130300>Question. Why do you care about that guy's dick so much?Are we not supposed to give advice when someone asks for guidance about their stinky smelly disgusting gross yucko peepee?
>>31130307>being classy means you are a neoliberal
>>31130248How do you guys know what day I'm going I never said when I'm going
>>31130314I'm an independent critical thinker.
>>31130315You shouldn't give guidance if you don't know what you're talking about. That's harmful.>>31130316Classy people should be kind. Being a bigot isn't kind. It's not a huge leap of logic.
Dr bronners sucks it leaves that dry feeling shitty soap bars leave
>>31130319And unobservant? I've never used it either but it's everywhere.
>girl says she likes getting to see me>suggest we hang out sometime, didn't even phrase it like it's a date or anything just said we should get something to eat>now she's not interestedI don't get it
>>31130320>Classy people should be kind.You think he's not kind because he doesn't agree with your neolib opinions.>Being a bigot isn't kind.Again with the insults, you don't know his opinions.>It's not a huge leap of logic.>you don't agree with my opinions, therefore we have insults for you and you're not kind
>>31130309You're not getting it at all and you have low intelligence
Men, what gives you the ick?
>>31130322Knowing how to ignore advertisements isn't the same as being unobservant. You're really hooked up into the consoomer system, aren't you?
>>31130326Omg weirdo I am not talking about that guy I am talking about the concept of classiness.Believing people are lesser than you based on them having darker skin is not kind by definition there's no debate here.
>>31130330Lack of Classiness
>>31130334>Believing people are lesser than you based on them having darker skin is not kind by definition there's no debate here.So then you're saying he's not racist.
>>31130330Unironically big, saggy boobs.
>>31130331>AdvertisementsDo you not look at the shelves while you're out shopping? You automatically zero in on only the items you want?I generally don't like using autism as an insult but I HAVE to ask. Are you autistic?
>>31130318You don't know? Poor thing... Stay away from cameras and shady individuals with wires.
>>31130330SmokingExcessive swearingListening to rap musicMaking tiktoks of yourselfBeing completely self absorbed in how you look, and at same time complaining that you dont like x or y about yourselfFake boobsFake assesFake nailsFake eyelashes
>>31130336I have no idea who he is so I'm not saying anything about him
>>31130337It's over...
>>31130334Race isn't about colour is about genetics and social cohesion
>>31130338Nta but i doJust BROOOWSinG is retarded waste of time(Thats why i hate purchasing clothes)
>>31130343Stop freaking me out
>>31130344>Fake nails>Fake eyelashesWhat's wrong with that? If it isn't really extreme, I mean.
>>31130330Body count, desperation to lose your virginity to anyone, smoking, drugs, addiction, unnaturally dyed hair, intense insecurity.
>>31130351Yeah but how the fick do you know exactly where what you want is in a new store? You see nothing? You don't automatically read words when your eyes hit them?
>>31130330This >>31130344 plus ugly tattoos, piercings and bad higyene.
>>31130330Being a cunt.
>>31130100No>>31129964No>>31130268>>31130295No But maybe unsanitary and realistically seems like some way into bullshitting activities that the other party may not be comfortable with but once explained may not be a big deal
>>31130357bad hygiene, bad personality where you are very boring and bad at talking.
>>31130367Fuck..it's over
>>31130330Having nsfw social media accounts. It's your body you do what you want, but I'm not going to associate with someone who sees nothing wrong with letting people see them naked for $3
Men, would you LTD a girl with a very trashy look and fashion sense but otherwise she fills almost all your checkboxes?No, you can't change her dummy, stop trying to cheese the question.
>>31130330Women being solipsistic and lacking theory of mind
>>31130330Nothing. I recently found out that if a woman calls me a slur it turns me on, and thus I have pathetically low standards. Quite concerning, actually
>>31130348Just me personally, a lot of people like that.
>>31130356NTA but look bad
>>31130356Thats the joke, you fuckers cant tell how much is too muchHow do you even wipe own ass with those 3cm long nails
>>31130330Female stuff that gives me "the ick" ie. disgust:AcneReally bad skinTrashiness (not to be confused with sluttiness)FatCallousness, disgust, or aversion to small animals, especially birdsUnwarranted fearLying and dishonestyfupa jeans... not like fupas themselves, but the kinds of pants that make it worse than it isdyed hairunhealthy looking hair in general. if it looks like unkempt hipster guy hair I'm just noped outwearing a coof maskanorexic proportionsreally loud talkersresting bitch faceanti-natalismto put it into context just how bad these are, if I had to pick between any one of these and the woman being a smoker/having a visible cold sore, I'd take the smoker/cold sore
>>31130373No, if you want me to treat you like a gf don't dress like a slut
>>31130371I'd be your friend but I can't see myself being attracted to someone who I cannot have a great conversation with.Went on a date with a girl like that, very demanding and annoying
>>31129236(M) Ugly virgin
>>31130373Yes, but what kind of trashy, specifically?
>>31130373How trashy though? I love girls with tattoos and piercings. Girls like Hayley Williams and Lights are my type.
>>31130373What kind of trashy? Leopard print pants and thong sticking out from under it?Or sweatpants and tshirt kind of trashy.
>>31130338nah I'm not autistic. I've actually learned what all those ingredients listed in everything actually are for non-autistic purposes
>>31130330using people, not being somewhat hygienic, desperate/neediness, uncalled for mean-ness, hypocrisy, making quick judgements, tendency to argue (esp if they dont argue well), lack of empathy/self absorbed/selfishLots of stuff i guess. Everyone wants to be around decent people who lifts their lives up, not make things worse.
>>31130330Body count > 0
>>31130398Aw look guys he can make jokes!
>>31130383I don't really mean length, I mean like really painted and decorations and stuff like that.
>>31130373Yes
>>31130388>>31130392>>31130396Like she was taken straight from Jersey Shore. No, she isn't a slut.
Can girls be baby faced?(Im talking adult girls you freaks)
>>31130404Then yes, but I don't like that style so it'd be a bit disappointing
Is it just me or are really long, extremely fake nails more popular among black women?
>>31130362You're not a femcel
>>31130406I think I am
>>31130348big boobs are great, esp if she lets a guy use em as a cushion. Throw some light perfume and he'll be yours
>>31130404Yeah it would be an ick Which is kind of hypocritical from me because i wear band tshirts and gym sweatpants 99% of time because thats the only place you gonna see me irl
>>31130409American black fashion is pretty gaudy in general
>>31130396"a bra is a top" is trashy.unironically twerking is trashyleopard print pants and a thong can be trashy(bad) or can be slutty(fun, if appropriate), it depends on how it's done.I feel like women might understand if I said it's the difference between trashy makeup, fake eyelashes, etc. and slut makeup>>31130401Feeling intimidated?
>>31130371Take a damn shower
>>31130409Yes but unfortunately that retarded trend comes to white women too, even in europe, but not as extreme
Men do you like high waisted shorts on women
>>31130378Most people prefer them to be firm regardless of size.
>>31130424Why wouldn't I? Taylor Swift made it work for a while
>>31130418It kind of has to be with that skin tone, to be fair.
>>31130424No, I hate diaper shorts
>>31130373Yes? Yes yes yes? How is this even a question?
>>31130424YESBut she needs to have a fat ass and fitting jeans / pantsIf its saggy loose momjeans that look awfull in 99% of cases
>>31130406Can I have an example? I'm not sure what you're asking.
>>31130420>Feeling intimidated?Just poking fun in good faith. Still wild to me that you can exist in the US and not be aware of Dr.Bronner's. It's like being unaware of Burger King.
>>31130373If she's a virgin I would
>>31130424Yea. Low waisted is great too
>>31130424I'm indifferent to them.
>>31130386I was just shitposting but that's more than fair, and the fact that you're willing to be friends with them still is more generous than I would be, but I guess friends can be acquaintance level
>>31130435When shes objectively cute but not sexy
>>31130428That's what it means to be a Tortured Poet.
>>31130446Unironically looks like a wigger.
>>31130446If that's an example there's absolutely no problem with that kind of face.Unrelated but she's got amazing eyebrows.
>>31130454How?
>>31130446>stick figure in the backgroundlet me give that girl a sandwich or four
>>31130458Ironically the girl on front of the pic was having bad eating disorder and was hospitalized because of it :(
>>31130446when she puts on some lingerie, there's no way she isnt sexy
>>31130448I mean I guess, but she wore high-waisted stuff and starved herself because tabloids gave her an eating disorder
>>31130462That's rough. Eating disorders are rough. It's not a simple thing.
>>31130456The rags, the pants, the open legs, the tough guy look, the jewellery.
>>31130469Don't listen to this angsty guy. He's wrong.
>>31130468Once i met a cute girl irl after recognized her on social media, and she later DMd me on ig if she looks bad irlSocial media was a disaster for women self image, probably bigger issue currently than porn for males
>>31130424No
>>31130438You ask for too much. Ok she's a virgin but she dresses like this to buy groceries.
>>31130486I think women should do this but be ironic about it. Would be great fun for all
>>31130205My dick doesn't smell until I have done something to make it smell.>>31130180>If you use soap on your glans the skin dries out, it can cause microtears that can get infectedWhere are you getting this? How fucking fragile is your dick? I have been soaping up mine for 40+ years and never had a tear that wasn't directly caused by excessive sexual friction.And since I've started shaving my balls, I used a touch of petroleum jelly on the whole area to keep it feeling nice after a shower.Dry dick has never been a concern.>>31130177>You're not supposed to use soap on your vag either.Slightly smaller opening on a dick.
>>31130486>men named Groceries
>get letter saying I have to file 2021 tax return for my state>go to federal tax board site for California>in order to sign up you must have previously filed a tax return>never filed taxes>can't sign up to file the tax return I need to file>can't seemingly find anywhere else to file a previous yearso am I just fugged or what
>>31130424shorts are for sluts
>>31130311Sigh* I guess you can peg me once since you got me fair and square -_-
>>31130373>Men, would you LTD a girl with a very trashy lookYES.I like trashy looking women. I blame the 80s. Unfortunately, most of them have trashy personalities. So, it's a mixed bag.
>>31130503well see you're in california, the fuck-you state, pay us $1000 for not complying
>>31130482I think social media is actually worse for both. There's a degree of fiction in porn. Social media lives off people marketing their absolute best. Instead of seeing actors in a production, you see "regular" and "average" people who look better than you on a daily basis.
>>31130330Willful ignorance, perceiving cheap sentimentality as depth, and kitten sweaters
women,have any of you heard of or used crystal cafei just found out about it...
>>31130486I'll take looks like a slut, but isn't, over doesn't look like a slut, but is one, any day.
>>31130515It's too slow for my taste
>gf says that if she was a guy, she'd want to be super buff>I'm "fit" at best, pretty much a twinkis this a hint that she wants me to get jacked?
>>31130515it's slow but i like it
>>31130524We feel the same way about you. ;^)
>>31130523What did she say when you asked her why?
>>31130523Yes, actually.>"If I had control, I'd live my fantasy"She's not going to leave you or anything, she's just sharing with you her deeper desires.
>>31130523Yes, 100%Don't tell her that's what you're doing though, work on getting yolked quietly.
>>31130526aww thanks!
>>31130486>>31130489>>31130498That's a man.
Any genderName the 5 most important characteristic of your ideal husband/wife.I will reply with my offer but I will add some monkey paw.Tell me if you accept my counteroffer and using an ancient Zoroastrian incantation I will grant you your ideal partner once Jupiter aligns with Capricorn.
>>31130348Nooo, don't ever think that!
>>31130530why would i ask her that lol>>31130531>>31130532that's what I thought. Maybe I'm actually not autistic after all
>>31129945>sex is about to happen
>>31130197How'd you get the girl?
Anons, how do I file my 2023 tax return IF I have zero income or absolutely nothing to do with every line asking if I was xyz.Do I just submit everything as a 0?
>>31130548By being goofy
>>31130538I'm maleIntelligent Extroverted/leads conversationsAffectionate LoyalAttractive to me
>>31130550zero income and have absolutely nothing*
>>31129822How tall are you bro?
>>31130552>expecting female to lead conversationthat is an impossibility
>>31130555Not in my experience, talkative girls like to talk and need very little encouragement to keep going, and as someone who prefers to listen I appreciate that
>>31130551You know for sure you're getting laid? Or are your chances just really good?
>>31130562Fine it's like 99.9% sure.
>>31130550You don't. You can go to a people who do taxes and they'll tell you the exact same thing
>>31130521>>31130524WHY HAS NO ONE TOLD ME ABOUT THIS. I LOVE IThttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IMgWnCMAigwt. foid
>>31130538Mvirginfertilehousemaidcutepetite
>>31130550Use a tax return website, it’s easy
>>31126288Are the femcels in the room with us?
>>31130552I can give you an outgoing, intelligent, loving, loyal and hot wife. She was also Stephen Hawking's ex and he used to invite her to his orgies with midgets.
>>31130565I have to file a tax return in order to get an account on the ftb website because* I actually need to file my 2021 tax return after getting a letter in the mail.
>>31130581I accept these terms
>>31130583Use a tax return website
>>31130567the tranny having to go to war was maximum kekfunny little cartoon
>>31130538A warm heart, an open mind, a strong sense of commitment, an emphasis on clear communication, and a compatible approach to intimacy.
>>31130373>very trashy look and fashion senseaesthetically or physically?i want a qt gf with retarded fashion sense.
I’m finding out my baby’s gender in 5 daysLet me bake a gender reveal thread for my baby?
Either gender, how fucked up is it that both of my parents seem to believe that I will never find love?
>>31130600are they wrong?
>>31130597Grab life by the balls and do it, just don't announce it beforehand unless you want someone to steal the chance for you.
>>31130600>Either gender, how fucked up is it that both of my parents seem to believe that I will never find love?Bad. My parents still have hope for me
>>31130589I was so happy at total female victory. I need more female friends.
>>31130569I can give you a cute, petite and fertile virgin housemaid. She had a couple of boyfriends in the past but they never got beyond second base, yet she was unfaithful to all of them with the rich owner of the house with whom she works as a cleaning lady.
>>31130523Not a woman so I can't give insight to her thought process, but my ideals for myself (even if I were the opposite gender) are not indicative of my ideals for a partner
>>31130611it's over
>>31130605I’m telling you this now so you can mark your calendar
women do you get the bumps with Solid State Scouter
Anons I have to write an essay about domestic violence. What better place to ask?What do you think is something the government could do to prevent domestic violence?What's getting in the way of reducing domestic violence?
>>31130552>leads conversationred flags for both people
>>31130600Depends on:A. If they actually believe that or just "seem to"B. Why they believe that.For example, if they've heard you spout incel rhetoric, then them believing you'll never find love is perfectly sound and not remotely fucked up.
>>31130607>I need more female friends.yeah probably, since I'm a Moid
>>31130590Ok I can give you a wife with a warm heart, an open mind, a strong sense of commitment, an emphasis on clear communication, and a compatible approach to intimacy. She went to a tour around the word to open her chakras and ended up adopting 10 children, all of different races.
>>31130627Retarded take
>>31130621Replace all male cops with female cops
>>31130538FLikes video gamesCreative in some wayHas lots of hobbiesQuiet, but still knows how to have a conversationLikes hugs
>>31130600in my father's place I would think I will never find love desu
>>31130630Those girls always have had opened chakras, sometimes 3 at same timeThe pseudo hippie girls are worst sluts around
>>31130629betrayal....were you still happy at total female victory?
>>31130610Ty I’m so happy I’m going to be a dad
>>31130579im asian, and guys pushing for that is kinda creepy. If a girl does that, as long as she is normal otherwise, idrc, but guys who do that make themselves seem needy, idk
>>31130634im all this except likes videogamesi suppose i like them but at 27 i am a bit old for them
How do I get a gf?
>>31130567>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IMgWnCMAigwMen bros? Our response?
https://streamable.com/1v7a2nGym gf
>>31130642Justr beeee youraself
>>31130638yes because it was total extinction for the worst kind of moidsif only you could understand how moid solidarity does and doesn't work.
>>31130640are you a guy or girl?
>>31130579Yes
Thoughts on this?>>31130522
>>31130650Birdy?
>>31130641To be fair, I don't play many games that much either these days. It's more so if I accidentally make a video game reference the guy is gonna get it and it's not gonna be weird or awkward
>>31130646I tried that already
>>31130621domestic violence will happen as long as there are people that live in the same dwelling.
>>31130642I’ll tell you but you have to email me 5$
>>31130657nta this is a huge problem for me.i mostly attract gamer girl types and it leaves me speechless when i don't get what she's referencing.
>>31130654She doesn't like you
>>31130610I can give you a smart, dominant, neurodivergent, clingy, ambitious husband. He's also a serial killer who used to work with his charisma to lure his victims to a deadly trap. Now he limits his kills to men who he thinks are a threat to your relationship.
>>31130661It’s me gare>>31130642Thanks for the email. The secret is to have a huge cock
>>31130642very carefully
>>31130669I have that though
>>31130541>why would i ask her that lolRiiiight. Why follow up and respond to what your gf says with questions and further discussion? Instead it's much better to ask online strangers, arrive at your own conclusions, and take action while avoiding any communication with your gf whatsoever. Brilliant plan, no way it could ever go wrong. Lol indeed.
>>31130665how did you come to this conclusion?
>>31130672I’m sorry then it’s because you are gay
Afterall why not just kill self, so something finally happens
>>31130664Kind of a problem with most media. There's so much media out there that even if you love books/movies/games/music there's so much of it that another fan of the medium can easily have zero overlap with you outside of the most mainstream shit
>>31130675Does that mean I need to be looking for a gf (male)?
>>31130637Hey you asked for a girl with an open mind.
>>31130678Because I'll miss out
>>31130681I asked for open mind not open crotch
so... I dumped my gf some 2 weeks ago, and I feel like I miss her more than before as time passes. wtf? is this normal?>>31130654IMO... maybe, but that depends. are you good looking yourself?also, maybe add more context. why was she waiting outside?
>>31130674very carefullyIn all seriousness, my intuition.
>>31130682Damn, hes goodBut looking ar how my life is going, i already missed out on everything cool in lifeNow its all downhill
>>31130649how old are you, femanon?
>>31130677Yes and I think the baby is a girl>OK I won’t tell you
>>31130680Apply yourself
>>31130634I can give you a creative, quiet (but doesn't shy from a conversation) and multi-talented husband who likes videogames and hugs. He's also an anon from /v/ who spend his whole day with hobbies that won't get him anywhere instead of finding something productive to do, like finding a job.
>>31130640this is a bad take if you're an am.and unequivocally worse if you're an af.
>>31130684>are you good looking yourself?I wouldn't say I'm ugly (I'm not fat, hunched back or anything like that), but I'm definitely short (5'7"). >why was she waiting outside?She was waiting outside because the x-ray room was full of people.>maybe add more context.We've known each other for about more than a year now. I've actually invited her for a drink almost a year ago and she told me she had a boyfriend - she could be lying, but it did not sound like she was.
>>31130680Just talk to girls bro just ask them out bro
>>31130683You never said you wanted a virgin and my offer does not specify whether she is one or not. Who knows? You should be more open minded.
Thanks for the Domestic Violence assistance.>>31130624What would be something concrete?>>31130633Jotting this down, thank you Anon>>31130662Sounds like we should criminalize cohabitating
>>31130687Dwelling on what could've been means missing out on what you can still have The only way to get anything good out of life is to keep tryingYou might as well, you have an eternity to be dead but just a few decades to live
>>31130604>>31130622I've literally gotten a gf before, although only one. And I dated another for a substantial amount of time. Should I ask my mom about it tomorrow?>>31130628What's "incel rhetoric"?
fuck i had ibuprofen earlier today and just had 2 shots of vodka and a beer. Am i gonna die?I googled it and they say a little bit isnt bad but is this a little bit?
>>31130716Drink tons of water
>>31130694Hey that's like my ex! Perfect
>>31130718how much, I've had about 1.5 L since i realized. Force as much water down my gullet as possible?
My life, despite being decently comfy and stress free now is so fucking boring and theres no signs that its going to improve anymore anytime soon.I spent last 6 months almost doing nothing. Just working part time and going to gym otherwise.Im supporting myself and living on my own but im not saving, well barely but i also spend very sparingly.I dont party, i dont drink, i dont smoke, i dont do drugs. Occassionaly ill go to a concert with friends.Id like to have a girlfriend one day but im not good looking and frankly i doubt any girl would like to be with ugly boring autist. I get "some" attention from girls but it all leads to nowhere, and they treat me like a friend or a person to traumadump on.Not to mention the only thing i was semi decent at got taken from me by injury over a year ago and i cope by lifting like a bitch around the injury.Unironically how to cope?Do i just get a second job just to try shit?I wanted to start my own personal training business but i legitimately have no idea what steps to take or how to get clients.A fucking sad excuse of a human
>>31130677I got out of jail new years and been staying at a girlfriend’s house so not fully homeless
>>31130615I was a bit harsh with you, I can give you a different one.
Fellow women: have you ever been with a guy who didn't create more work for you? I try and vet for men who seem tidy but as soon as we share a space they all seem to start leaving shit lying around everywhere. Also if they make a mess in the kitchen/bathroom they just leave it to dry on
I'm confused why femanons like moid hands? Do you associate them with fingering?
>>31130732Can I make up for this by being cute or something?
>>31130732Not a woman but every person I've lived with and every person I've seen younger than about 27 does this. My roommates, sisters roommates, friends, cousin & his roommates, they all do this
>>31130734Its more about the differences for me - larger, stronger, hairier, rougher
>>31130734It's a choking thing. Look at the comments on any picture of Chad's hands and you'll see women saying they'd make a good necklace
>>31130732>make a mess in the kitchen/bathroom they just leave it to dry onwhat's the deal it's just watert. 30+ moidI'm way neater than all my gfs to the point of dusting and vacuuming weekly and keeping everything clear and smudge free but I'll be assed if I'm going to put my stuff in drawers when it can just sit in its spot. And reeeeee at gfs leaving their shoes and flip flops and socks everywhere
>>31130736No>>31130737So I'm looking for a unicorn then, goid to know
>>31130746>No
>>31130747I have callouses on my hands though.I can imagine that wouldn't feel good, especially in fingering.
>>31130634I hope your future wife gives you lots of hugs
>>31130633I can't decide if I agree with this or if I just think it's hot?
>>31130593What's a physically trashy woman?
>>31130757>what can i say, I like it roughI try to sand off my callouses a few times a week but it's hard, they never really go away. >I also don't find fingering very appealingOh, so licky licky instead?
>>31130634why are you describing me haha
>>31130745I'm not talking about water, I'm talking about skidmarks, sauces etc. Things that are 10 times harder to deal with once they've congealedI have wood countertop too so if you leave some things on it will stain too
>>31130551>>31130564I hope you're a better fuck than conversationalist.
>>31130764oh that's nasty, and ruining a wood countertop would make me steam
>>31130765
>>31130745>I'll be assed if I'm going to put my stuff in drawers when it can just sit in its spot>Reeeeee at gfs leaving their shoes and flip flops and socks everywhereSo you can leave things lying around but they can't huh. Inb4 b-b-but it's different because...
>>31130764Skidmarks on the floor????
Men, try to explain why virginity is important to you without sounding insecure/delusional.
>>31130744>It's a choking thing.JH moment
On sighted a new V2 at the climbing gym. Gonna keep working on my V3 project when I get back from my trip.
>>31130770because I'm a virgin
>>31130770Virgins are the least likely to divorce and I want a stable marriage and a happy family.
>>31130770Virginity in men or in women?
>>31130769What? NoLuckily no one's been that bad though there have been guys who lake the area around the toilet a bit yellowOne dude did leave shit on the actual toilet seat though, multiple times
>>31130768There's a place. For the shoes. There's a place. For the coat. There's a place. For your bag. Just because I don't stuff everything in a closet. Or a drawer. Doesn't mean you put them wherever.
>>31130775Anon said without sounding delusional
>>31130783
>>31130780So essentially you keep bringing home savages and then getting upset. I think your "vetting process" is just dysfunctional
>>31130621>>31130621You should probably approach it from the standpoint of man = perpetrator, woman = victim. It'd be a typical 4chan move to make the focus female on male dv, or the extremely high dv rates in lesbian relationships, but that's not what your professor is interested in.
>>31130790,meant for >>31130779
>>31130770If a woman has had 1 failed relationship before me, the chance our relationship will fail is relatively low.If she has had 15 failed relationships, I'm just the next in line.It's not hard to understand.
gnite atoga, see you in the morning. hope i dont start vomiting my stomach lining out
>>31130781>Women>Not bothering anyone
>>31130732The problem is they tidy if they know you'll be over. You either have to show up without warning or look at the bits they don't think you'll see - under the bed (so many people too lazy to vac under furniture), in the drawers>>31130779Maybe check their underwear too lol
>>31130732The emotional labour is the worst part imo
>>31130781Other way around
>>31130790>>31130795It's like this person said:>>31130737Sometimes it's just young people are savages. The things I've seen in University housing man - felt sorry for the landlords. One group even managed to cultivate a huge fucking mushroom in one room.
My heart belongs again to darkness. All hearts begin in darkness, and all so end.
>>31130770if you gave yourself to other guys why should I take care of their mess?
i really liked this actress in the first omen, she's so pretty.
>>31130804Are you somehow implying women aren't extremely more emotional than men? It's nuts. I always feel like I have to talk to a baby. "This is wrong, good job! Oh poor baby"
Femanons why do you like sex so much? What is your favorite thing about it?
>>31130816Ah yes men ate never emotional. Ive never seen a woman punch a hole in a wall or throw something across the room because they lost a game
>>31130770I'm a virgin, I'm waiting for marriage, I'd like for my wife and I to discover and explore all the sensations and emotions of intimacy together. Also lower divorce rate
>>31130800Advil?
>>31130820You are arguing extremes when I am arguing the average.
>>31130771I'm a man
>Someday? Someday you'll make her your gf? One night you will wake up and discover it never happened. It's all turned around on you. You never will. Suddenly you are old. Didn't happen, and it never will, because you were never going to ask her out. You'll push her into memory and then zone out in your barco lounger, being hypnotized by images on a screen for the rest of your life... All it ever took was an Internet connection. That girl, you can't even hit on her. What the fuck are you still doing posting here?
>>31130832You'll meet hundreds or thousands of other girls, fag.
>>31130820Nta, but he is correct: women are WAY more emotional.>Ive never seen a woman punch a hole in a wallIt's a shame - there's nothing more satisfying than that.>throw something across the room because they lost a gameThat's manchild behaviour, not male behaviour.
Femanons, why am I not the one for anyone?
>>31130770Virgin marriages have higher satisfaction rates, more frequent sex, and a 9% divorce rate.(You) sound bitter btw, you alright?
>>31130814do you guys reckon I could land a girl that has features like her?Im pretty good looking
>>31130838Mormons and other religious crazies are throwing that one off thoughNot going to divorce if it excommunicates you or whatever
>>31130819>Femanons why do you like sex so much?It feels good.>What is your favorite thing about it?Grinding my clit on her tongue.
>>31130835How tall are you?
>>31130770marriage statisticsreligious reasonsingrained instinct
>>31130843>Are you trying your best to reach out and make things happen rather than waiting for them to come to you?Yes I think I am, I am so much more social than I was before a few years ago.>What would you describe your experience as "not being for anyone" as being like?Go on a date with a girl after asking her out and having a good time, and then there is always an excuse for why we aren't going on a second date.>Personally I'm autistic so it alienates me in weird ways and puts up this wall no matter how open i am with most people.I am also an autist and some girls pick up on it immediately some don't notice at all.
>>31130845Fuck ya muddah
>>31130770It's not about her, it's about me. I have seen men writing a list of all the women they had sex with. I don't want MY gf to be a name on their list, or a pic in secret folder, or someone else's sweet memory. I don't want them to enjoy MY gf. They don't deserve it. Who do they thing they are?
>>31130856Any advice?
Women, why do you make it so hard for men to love you?
I need a gf who will let me relentlessly plow her for like 12 hours a week. How to achieve this?
>>31130841Well they have higher marital and sexual satisfaction rates also, so it's not like they're suffering through these marriages. Also Mormons are < 2% of the U.S. population.
>>31130862Because you're too easy, someone has to have standards
They don't want love they want your stuff.
>havent had sex with gf in 3 weekswhy live
>>31130851/k/ope
>>31130839How tall are you?
>>31130851Lol, manlet
>>31130872What I want, I take. What I don't, I break and I don't want you
>>31130862As a Chad I find it quite easy
>>31130862Not a woman.Women are not naturally this way, brother. Just a century ago men could spend YEARS in trenches not knowing if they'd live to see the next day, but they knew that when they returned home their wives would still love them.It's social media + corporate brainwashing that made modern dating what it is.
If women give me the slightest bit of attention I instantly become such a fucking simp.What's the best way to just give up completely
>>31130761At least say NTA if you're going to be a profligate in responses to my posts
>>31130893You're a fucking faggot
>>31130893Yeah you are a faggot, kys.
/adv/ needs thread IDs
>>31130897It's more fun this way
>>31128923Did the girl who was considering having a threesome with her bestie and Chad ever give an update?
>>31130899>t. actually half the posts in this thread
>>31130901Rookie numbers
>>31130896So fragile
>>31130893this fucking guy
>>31130904Imagine calling cunnilingus "licky licky."I had to copy & paste it because only incel hands could type it.
>>31130897Certainly not you
>>31130873break up with her and fuck someone else>>31130878get your redpill's about women from women right here, folks
>>31130908Your hands must be made out of pure
GirliesPlease let me lick your necks
>>31130910What did he mean by this
>>31130915My backLick my pussy Aaaand my crack
>>31130916*infidel
>>31130900Probably not. These things are only fun in theory and awkward af in practice.
>>31130920WHAT DID HE MEAN BY THIS
>>31130924Certainly not you INFIDEL
>>31130925WHATDIDHEMEANBYTHIS
>>31130926That you would not want IDs itt if you would fear GOD
Would girls be mad if they couldn't wear out they man most nights?
>>31130930I would be mad if i did not get my mandatory six hours of undisturbed alone time every night.
Do men perform better during sex at night or in the morning?
>>31130935during the day because im not just trying to get it over with so I can go to sleep
>>31130935Wouldn't that depend on if they are a morning person or a night person?
>>31130935They perform best if they are not present.
>>31130935Morning.
GirliesHow do you feel about sex both first thing in the morning and at night before bed?
>>31130947No thanks.
>>31128923Where the single woman at
>>31130953Moid hands
>>31130971Ok neuro
>>31130971>i have a vaginaWanna do it?
Haven’t seen a girl my age(21) in weeks. Maybe saw one walking while I was driving a couple days ago. I see elk more often. What do girls do these days? I never see them hiking, and that’s basically the only public thing I do.
Are women having the most fun dating when they're seeing multiple men and trying to figure out which ones to have sex with and which ones to preselect for a relationship?
>>31130979>What do girls do these days?Go to school and be in they room.
>>31130985Going on dates is basically a near death experience job interview mashup. Idk if you could call that fun.
>>31130985>funNo
atoga femoids are really jaded todaywhere's that cheerful mood you gals usually have
>>31130979Scroll
>>31131001You ruined it.
Women are some bitch ass niggas fr>I sat across from a guy at a coffee shop for a few hours >NEAR DEATH EXPERIENCE!!! I ALMOST DIEDGrow up
>>31131006You would not get it.
>>31131007I just had a near death experience when you replied to me. I’m on the brink of death. Dying of cringe
>>31131006Observe this personality.Imagine sifting through 80 of these to go sit at a coffee shop for an hour with 1 who is only marginally better.
>>31131008I hope you actually bite the dust.
>>31131004nigga what did I do.all I post about is going on midnight walks to cope
>>31131002There’s a lot of slop in this 1000+ reply thread.
>>31130991As the interviewer isn't it more agreeable? The pressure is on the other person, not you.
>>31131010Exactly. And then you also have to pretend to enjoy yourself so you can block him once you are safe at home again or otherwise he goes full supreme gentleman on you for not sucking his dick for the coffee that you paid for yourself. Hard pass.
>>31130947>first thing in the morningAfter teeth brushing
foids, I need your healp.1. I'm attractive2. I got asked out today (see #1)3. I said no4. I want to ask my ex out tomorrow insteadSincerely, is there any saving me.
>>31131010I feel so sorry for you. Get better soon
>>31131013No, I mean that's what they do. Shittok, fuckbook, shitnder. They scrollWomen's brains are NOT equipped for the existence of social media
>>31131014Have you ever worked in HR? It is tiring and exhausting. Nobody would do that shit for free in their precious free time.
>>31131006Seriously. I've been cringing since I was 15.
>>31131016>I had to block someone I didn’t click with on a date>NEAR DEATH EXPERIENCE! I ALMOST PERISHED
>>31131018No>>31131020>he said, whilst posting on 4chan - a social media website- for multiple hours a day since over a decade
>>31131029Roastie getting toastie
What does it mean if a girl says she's gay but she loves blowjob porn and the idea of sucking dick? Actual woman not a tranny fag. Is she just actually bi even if she insists she's gay?
>>31131026This is why you are and will stay single.ö forever.
>>31131031She’s right though. You are a hypocrite
>>31131031How innovative. I see your social media use has really helped you to develop the ability for original thought.
>>31131018You are a fool and you deserve the misery you are going to inflict on yourself
>>31131033Oh you’re such a big brave girl for typing that out. Did you almost die before you could hit enter?
>>31131022>Nobody would do that shit for free in their precious free time.I wonder why they do it so much, then.
>>31131020I get you, mb. I don’t know. I looked for the girl that introduced me to Instagram and she doesn’t have it anymore.
>>31131033Literally the opposite.
>>31131037Yes. I wish i actually died so i did not have to read your reply.
Women are perpetually terrified of trivial things
>>31131039They do not.>>31131044Glad we can agree that men and especially dating men are trivial things.
>>31131043I wish you had. The world would be a better place with fewer cowards.
WomenWhy don’t other women suck my dick after I drag them out of bed early in the morning kicking and screaming to a coffee shop? They should do this considering I force them to buy their own coffee. Don’t women know that they owe me blowjobs?
>>31131044It's called anxiety babe. Shit don't make sense but it makes me sweaty.
>>31131047>he said, whilst having a nervous breakdown over having to be in the same room as a mid woman
>>31131001Because the worst, most obnoxious femanon is on right now kek
>>31131048Have you considered not being such a pathetic whiny coward? I know society lets women get away with it, but Jesus Christ have some dignity
>>31131046>>31131049>>31131050>these are the foids admonishing you for not asking women out while cowering from every man they see, convinced he will kill them
>>31131054He has never heard of such foreign concepts before.
>>31131046>They do not.What do you mean? Dating is women interviewing men, quite literally. That's how it works. They bring their CVs showing their physical features, income, career prospects, willingness to have kids, interest for feminist themes and displays of dominant subservience, and then women evaluate and compare them before making a decision.
>>31131052Seriously, get over yourself.
>>31131055I would never tell a man to ask a woman out. Ever.
>>31131036fuck>>31131028maybe>>31131029damn
Help I just swiped right on my ex from over 10 years agobig chance he declines and swipes left. it said he was looking for love. I am so down bad why am I like this
>>31131060If all women go on so many dates then where is yours?
>>31131055I'm not afraid of men I'm afraid of failure and food contamination. Men are just annoying.
What's the best meetcute, femanons?
>>31131054How long have you been on 4chan? Why do you take every joke or shitpost I make literally? It sucks balls. You take the wind out of the sails of any joke I try to make
>>31131061Imagine getting this butthurt just because nobody took you up on your cringe and gross coomer posts.
>>31131066I see them out on dates all the time. Nobody said that women go on dates with just about anyone, though. And I'm just a guy.
>>31131071Why is every woman coward who tries desperately to convince themselves they aren't?
>>31131074And by seeing them out on dates you mean made up podcast bro statistics?
>>31131071>i was merely pretending to be retarded>it was just a joke bro
>>31131076No, when I go outside. The restaurants and coffee shops are full of them and they're clearly on dates.
>>31130937Based Criston Cole enjoyer
>>31131073Aren't you on the verge of death by now?
>>31131075I’m not a woman you colossal idiot. My post was riffing off >>31131016seeing as I had to explain this to you, you owe me a blowjob.
>>31131079Those are the girls in a relationship you imbecile. They have been dating that guy since highschool. The girls that go outside and date men have been paired up since 17. The rest stays in their room. Get real.
>>31131070>woman absolutely must take more precaution than the average man for things like dating and intimacythen the average women also goes to a random stranger's house to get pounded when she's trying to scratch an itch.
>>31130935Well we get morning wood, so nature picked a side
>>31131086Where is your average girl to pound in your house then if they are so common?
Mandatory gf/bf pairing fell through, so you're all getting a onahole/dildo and a weighted blanket instead.
>>31131089it's an average experience and on average nothing bad happens so I'm not worried
>>31131086Nta. And you've never been guilty of miscalculating or disregarding the risk vs reward when horny?
>>31130939This
>>31131092Pass
>>31131094no, it's hard to miscalculate when it takes months anyway
>>31131092>dildo and a weighted blanket insteadSweet
All the self serious pissed off anons are online this morning. I wonder if they relate to one another because they’re similar or hate each others guts.
>>31131001It's still shark week
State genderFuck, marry, kill
>>31131101Is your little crushy wushy not online yet? Awww
>>31131091In your bedroom, conveniently lying where you are
>>31131104not sure about the fun part though, according to reddit tall jacked guys aren't always good in bed
>>31131101Right why is everybody so pissy. Where's the jokes guys.
>>31131100is it honestly better than your personal moid or are you just a glass half full kind of person?
>>31131103maleMarry BootusFuck FoobKill Clarser
>>31131065hope it works out
>>31131106Thank god she is here with me then where she does not have to smell your BO and listen to your autism ramblings.
>>31131010You only got 80 matches as a femanon?I know non-Chads pushing 800
>>31131109Way better than being assigned a random dude
>>31131105Bold of you to assume that you aren’t my little crushy wushy
>>31131078LMAO
>>31131103MFuck Hogby, I was gonna go with Furtts but something about Hogby's style appeals to meMarry FoobKill Hunby, looks like a pedo
>>31131103Clarser is the biggest whore. I'd marry Foob if she wasn't only interested in Shimp. Bootus is a lesbian and tries to convert Furtts.
Don't bother, this is a schizo who unironically says that most women are femcel weirdos like her- either that or it's just pure ragebaiting you men>>31131101Yeah, ugh
>>31131101FFuck HobemMarry AidenKill Jorch
>>31131114foids are also obsessed with it, seeing as even if he's a lousy lay on average he's still the only one getting laid
>>31131112In fairness, she traded my autistic ramblings for yours. You may be the queen of autistic ramblings, to you Your Highness, I don’t hold a candle
>>31131022Isn't the chance of meeting a Chad worth it?
>>31131116Oh father in heaven i come to you in these times of great need and danger.
>>31131126My basement is comfy however!And the restraints may hurt your wrist at first but you’ll get used to it. I’m Frtizl pilled and sigma bb
>>31131123Yeah but mine are female autism ramblings, which she can relate to. >>31131124LolLmao even
do women realize that them sitting on our faces is one of the few things that keep men going through adversity
>>31131128But will there be mirrors for the incest babies to play with?
>>31131130The men they would rest on would have to have pretty big faces to fit everyone.
>>31131130Yes. That is why we do not do it. We want you to learn to regulate your emotions yourself and strengthen your resilience like the big bois you are. We are just preparing you for the apocalypse. Say thank you.
>>31131032The most popular genre of porn for straight women is lesbian porn. The most popular genre for lesbians is gay male porn.Women are silly gooses basically.
>I don’t date because I’m a misanthrope of the highest degree >and you don’t date because you’re a loser/incel/awkward/ugly >therefore nobody dates and women hate dating Am I missing something here femanon?
>>31131138Yes, the fact i do not give a damn about what you think.
>>31131132Eww! What the fuck why are females so fucking gross? Talking about incest babies COMPLETELY (just trust me bro) unprompted. Gross foids
>>31131138You're missing the part where she had six relationships and currently sees a FWB.
>>31131141This will be your breakfast, lunch and dinner for the next seven years. You have to eat it until every single cell in your body has been built from hot dog jello. You have become hot dog jello.
>>31131142You forgot my basement chad harem and my personal one woman free service brothel.
>>31131145Why are you doing this to me? Your man hating has TRULY gone too far to torture me like this
>>31131029Every social media site is chock full of users that think their site is super special and not like the others lol
>>31131145>hot dog water jello
>>31131150Real>>31131149You have seen nothing yet.
>>31131148And your Fansly.
>>31131145who let nigga cook
>>31131129I'm serious tho? Why isn't it?
>>31131154Idk what that is but i hope you signed me the fuck up so i can get even more dick omg dick aaaaaaa
>>31131152>You have seen nothing yet.You will not get away with this you misandrist swine. The council of men (the very same one that’s gone out of its way to inconvenience you time and time again) will come looking for me. Reprisals will be severe
>>31131156
>>31131111nice double dubsI sincerely hope he finds love too. he was the best bf I just wish I didn't have to move when we were together. Neither of us have really aged and he looks like he has a cat just like mine so that's precious
>>31131160I’m the one who did this to her btw, so thank me anons.I condensed the musk around my balls, 3 armpit hairs and some coconut milk into a love potion that I slipped in her drink. Now she is like this
>>31131161Is the reprisal they will serve you hot dog jello? Why are they looking for you? Sounds a bit gay to be totally honest with you.
>>31131168I don’t know what the reprisals will be but you don’t want to find out. Why do you want to turn me into a hot dog anyway
>>31131167Imma be sick to my stomach for the next few years.
>>31129302>think I land somewhere around buxomWhoa, that's like an H cup.
>>31131170That is a side effect. You will be violently ill for many years
>>31131162What's the sluttiest thing you've done?
>>31131169Because you are a dog already, thought you might enjoy being hot for once in your life too. As a little treat.
>>31131137Apparently the gay male porn is about vicarious power and the lesbian thing is cos straight porn is too rough/male focussed sometimes
>>31131173That would be nothing new. I have been violently sick since the day i found out that men are a thing.
>>31131172By what measure?
>>31131174ur mom
>>31131175Wow you are so considerate and kind. That’s so sweet
>>31131181Ikr? I am a real ray of pure sunshine. : )
>>31131177Was that the day you first looked at your own face?
>>31131177I’ve been violently sick since the day I ate raw pork. Your point being? Like damn, go eat some ginger or something
>>31131184american moment
>>31131178I just assumed buxom was H since it was the 8th term listed and h is the 8th letter in the alphabet
>>31131184>raw porkI mean, it is kind of the same thing given that men are basically unripe swines.
>>31131182Well I already am hot. I appreciate the sentiment You don’t need to make me hot. I guess I’ve been a hotdog this whole time. What a mindfuck
>>31131162It's because of the anonymity I think. "We're better because we can say whatever edgelord shit we want and not have to face the consequences"
>>31131185>Then I set my hand on fire for him.why are you?
>>31131188>Muslim posting >Pork is Le BadDid you convert? WTF
>>31131183I have been avoiding mirrors all my life because i have heard what happened to narcissus and i will not fall for this trap.
>>31131185What kind of cookies?
>>31131197Cum cookies
>>31131185I'm bored and you sound a little bit intense so I'd assume something unhinged like this.Cum cookies lol did they taste more like cum or cookies?Dear jesus did you know he was married or was that one of the reasons that you went for him?
>>31131193Abrahamic religions have a thing against pork because it carries some pretty nasty parasites. Food poisoning is the reason they're against shellfish.
>>31131185Why is this stupid? For women standard I think it's pretty tame and in line with what helps females get off.
>>31131201>blah blah blah blah I’m Muslim now blah blah blah the Prophet Muhammad Blah blah blahMashallah habibi
>>31131190Real. Your mind does sound fucked up.>>31131193The only converting i am doing is only going outside in a burka anymore so the male gaze can no longer perceive me and tarnish my immaculate vibe with its animalistic sexual energy.
>>31131201So what i am hearing is they are immunelets.
>>31131205You know, you could be quoting word for word a sharia scholar defending the Hijab. Holy fucking shit. That’s exactly what they sayWill you be learning Arabic anytime soon oh faithful one?
>>31131210Did you ever feel guilty?
>>31131205Women in burqas still get raped though. Its almost like men who can't control themselves make up shit so it's not their fault
>>31131210Were you single at the time how old were you and how much older was he?Are you guys still vibing or was it like a short fling?Give us the bodycount and the oral count too :p
>>31131211No, i will never give any of my immaculate vibe to organized religion. Especially not a pedo one that mutilates little kids. Instead i will found my own cult that only has one member (me). Very exclusive.
>>31131205The thing that’s real is how hot I am, and the only thing that’s fucked up is being this hot
>>31131211Sa akalah al atufaha ana loobnani
>>31131216>Hates pork >loves BurqaThe writing is on the wall
>>31131218Hmm so if I'm hot and I happen to be wearing a wedding ring does it not add to the charm stats?
>>31131213Well duh, men also rape girls that were wearing diapers. What one wears means nothing. I just want to shield myself from the evil eye and not be perceived by anyone. I will carry hornet spray to spray any horny hornets with an overly eager stinger. Plus i will wear an anti rape device in my pussy 24/7.
>>31131138don’t know what you are talking about
>>31131209Probably better than you, shit was dirty back in the dayThey just had poorer understanding of pathogens and food hygeine and less access to fridgesThough they developed some really nifty architecture to keep buildings cool on some middle eastern cultures
>>31131217You make my last brain cells melt with your heat radiation.
>>31131226Women put shark teeth in they pussy
>>31131218women will do this and be like hehe i have issues and continue to act like they are the cutest creature. i hope his wife finds out and you get the stones
>>31131222Careful or your brain might be splattered on the wall soon too.
>>31131232>My bodycount is 3Doubt
>>31130643No draft yet so we're literally living in total male victory, over for foids
>>31131231And that is a good thing. >>31131228So what i am hearing is they were healthlets because they were being gross and dirty. Imagine my surprise.
>>31131230Ah yes you’re drooling from the radiation and totally not out of lust>>31131234>kills apostates and non believers Wow you’re really serious about this whole organised religion thing
>>31131232I actually thought it was higher but you did say you loved him. How old are you now do you ever miss him or reminisce. If he were to contact you now like back then would you consider leaving or cheating on the current SO.
>>31131032some girls have dicks and I think that’s great
Everyone stop being no fun
>>31131239Hmm so technically you dont fetishize cheating but would also not have a problem with doing it or getting cheated on because monogamy is a superficial social construct for you as well as marriage is what Im getting here right?
>>31131210>Well, I'm generally not really a slut or into doing hookups, ironically.You are now. It's done.
>>31131242The only one drooling here is you.
>>31131249the local ski resort closed this week so I'll be grumpy until november
>>31131249But men and women need to know they suck and are absolutely awful and horrible for existing! If I don’t put the opposite gender down now how will I feel better about my own life?
>>31131249I just posted retard wojak meme. Laugh or else it gets the hose again.
keep dreaming about one of my ex's it wont stop i cant make it stop. anytime i dream of her we are having an amazing time together or we are taking care of our kids or doing something wholesome :(
>>31131252Bitch you just got hit by a MASSIVE wave of heat radiation. You don’t know what you’re talking about. Delulu id dare to say
>>31130985nah I don’t have time to date multiple people, but I do chat with several guys I might date
>>31131249I am an alien therefore everyone does not imply to me. This means that my silly levels will stay where I want them to.
In a lot of pain tonight, so I want to buy some alcohol to numb the pain. But if I do I'll go over my calorie limit for today. What should I do atoga?
>>31131259If by that you mean MASSIVE wave of teat retardiation, then yes.
>>31131264Don’t drink away your feelings
>>31131253>>31131262You two are excused
>>31130979school, work, being with friends (mostly inside) im 19 though but don’t think it will change much when I’m 21
>>31131264Are you retarded? Get some pain killers and a valium, they have no calories. Dear god it is like you are not even TRYING to be anorexic.
ANONS! I really need to know your favorite cheesecakes, it's a matter of life and death
>>31131261For how long? Do you temporarily ghost some to talk to others, if it's more interesting that way?
what are some differences between male and female bpd?
>>31131266>teat retardationYou’re the only one here with teats. You are the source of it
>>31131271Raspberrer
>>31131267I don't even know why I've been so depressed this month, everything's going fine
>>31130947no thanks, sex during the day is best
>>31131271I almost never eat cheesecakes so I dont have a favorite. I eat very little sugar.
Do you like apple butter?
>>31131271I prefer melktart because I’m in that part of the world. Suck it
>>31131274If by teats you mean threats then yes.
>>31131279So... bitter lemon?
>>31131280If by apple butter you just mean incest apple sauce then yes. >>31131279Now you are acting like a real anorexia appreciator again. Much better.
State gender. If you were to try and kill someone, how would you do it?
>>31131271I don't eat a lot of cheesecake. I had a raspberry one that was pretty good once.
>>31131271never had cheesecake
>>31131288>mentions incest unprompted again This is womens true nature. Gross!
>>31131283>only reason why the hindenburg burned down was because the US didnt want to give Germany helium so they had to use hydrogen instead
>>31131289Am I taking cleanup, disposal, and an albi into consideration or just what I think would be easiest?
>>31131289FIf the person was male i would withhold the most essential thing to men until death by agony occurs. Pussy. If the person was female i would instead become frens and live happily ever after.
How the fuck do people eat bitter melon?
>>31131294>>31131282>>31131279Unhelpful :(>>31131290>>31131275Raspberry it is :)
>>31131289im not telling you fed
>>31131299>mein gott, papa amerika vont given me ze helium
>>31128923women:how would you feel if a guy you were dating was very good at cold reading people generally, including you? would you be freaked out at him seeming to know things about you that you never told him?(assume he's good natured and wouldn't use this against you for any reason)
>>31131299>germans are such imbeciles they can not even into making their own heliumHaha weak>>31131296I just want you to feel seen and included.
>>31131300You are trying not to get caught
>>31131299Why are *mericoids like this
>>31131302I’m bitter melon >>31131308Anon is going to flame you now because you can’t make helium. At least nobody does. It’s found naturally
>>31131307I have nothing to hide but i would doubt he could and put him to the test
>>31131301women think anyone with a vagina is their ally and wonder why their friendships are so shit
>>31131268And who are you the smelly school janitor?
Icks include:1) he doesnt turn off the lights when exiting an empty room2) he sits on our furniture with clothes he came with from the outside after sitting in public places all day 3) he cant wash/iron his shirts4) he doesnt wash the marks he leaves on the toilet 5) he doesnt put nee toilet paper if he used up the last roll 6) he has wet wipes on his PC desk
>>31131308>>31131305>have a monopoly on helium and pass a law that makes it illegal to be exported
>>31131308>I just want you to feel seen and included.I’m not an incest baby though
>>31131307He would literally be the only person that could maybe understand me I think
>>31131307Unless he was good at explaining his thought processes I'd assume he was finding it out some othet way and lying about it
>>31131311Whats he gon do? Flame me in the flammable death balloon? Oh no…
>>31131299Oh the humanity!
>>31131310because america is the great satan
Femanons, I'm handsome, fit, have a big dick, and financially successful. My biggest problem is that I didn't learn social skills. I would be embarrassed trying to hit on a girl when there's a bunch of people around, not that i even know where/how to do it. Any advice please? I would like a cute wife to take care of
I honestly want to learn another language purely so I can opt out of the Anglosphere for a while and stop interacting with Americans.
>>31131315I'd like to think that I have more "elementary school art teacher" energy but if that's how you want to play it sure.
>>31131316Icks include:u nigga
>>31131317Americans don’t OWE you resources Eurocel
>>31131314She will be my ally because i saved her from certain death. By my own hands. She now has to be forever grateful and serve me for eternity. Moids told me this is how things work with foids.>>31131317>burgers being greedy againIdk why that would surprise any germ in any way. >>31131318That is exactly what an incest baby would think.
>>31131289Make it look like an accident, or use one of those hepatotoxic chemicals that slowly causes organ failure several tears later
>>31131307I would test him on it and know he will get it wrong
>>31131331Let's have sex
>>31131314Sisterhood of the traveling Chad cock
>>31131333ah, so you want to enslave your fellow foids, based
>>31131327And by no social skills you mean you have zero empathy and lack basic kindness?
>>31131327do you have friends? do you socialize with people?
>>31131291>I mean, yeah. I won't cheat on a partner....So he fucks who he wants and so do you that sounds a little bit gross to me as a germaphobe to share other partners but I'm weird probably. Well whatever you are doing seems to be working for you thank you for answering my questions and hope you have a good day anon. You sound like you don't have just daddy issues but mommy issues too haha :p
>>31131312i didn't necessarily mean it in a "he'll find out all your secrets" kind of way. i think from your perspective, it would just seem like he would have an eerie understanding of you.>>31131319i...don't think that's a good thing, anona. you should work on being more open if that's the case.>>31131320interesting point. you seem a little paranoid ;-)
>>31131249sorry b
>>31131322It’s the Americans fault. They didn’t hand Germany resources on a silver platter for their vanity project. Therefore it’s their fault Germans designed a death trap.>>31131333You’re an incest baby tho
>>31131328It's worth it honestly, fresh perspective on things
>>31131331>I'm mainly just trying to avoid the interpretation that I'm trying to look like a "cool" slut that enjoys this.Not sure how well that's working. To the anons here you're a pretty cool slut, from what I can tell.
womenso i went to crystal cafe to lurk and it turns out a lot of women simp for virgin volcel men who decided to wait....is this actually true? even if we are late 20s virgins? I originally was waiting for right person but after 25 i feel pretty weird that i havent met them yet.
>>31131341Yes, i will own every foid on the planet so that no moid can own one anymore and then i will put them all in a beautiful flower garden with castles and little ponds inside and huge gates and walls around and then i will put a sign that says no moids allowed and then i will sit in the tower at the gate and laugh as i watch the moids pile up in front of the walls as they shrivel up from lack of pussy access. It will be glorious.
>>31131316Aren't icks are supposed to be irrational? some of these are perfectly reasonable
>>31131329My art teacher was chill he would never say "you are excused"
>>31131307I've never experienced this so I don't know. If a guy told me he was good at this I would assume he was full of shit though.
>>31131336if you're so careful as to be able to give wrong tells consistently, you'd probably be a sociopath. scary!
>>31131344No, i just mean i dont know how to strike up a conversation with a stranger, keep it going, determine if she is interested, and escalate from there.>>31131345No friends or family, and i dont socialize
>>31131349I would appreciate a moid being able to understand and know me. For once.
>>31131354Is this a discord server what is this crystal cafe I keep on seeing get mentioned
>>31131355Then I will infiltrate your rose garden and have a fling with a beautiful girl my age and it will be passionate and romantic. And the other foids will be so bored to tears that they’ll help us get away with it
>>31131358Fine then quirky librarian let go of my nonexistent balls.Are you one of the no fun ones or do I need to take back your excusal?
>>31131365its basically 4chan but female oriented. google it.they ban anyone that is suspected to be male or tranny. kind of based.
>>31131359probably reasonable, it seems like cold reading is largely bullshit, but i get the impression most people (perhaps outside of politicians or other leaders) underutilize their instincts. people just don't truly listen to people a lot of the time. i don't think it'd take much to give off this impression i'm imagining
>>31131363get some friends
>>31131349It just wouldn't be the first time some guy made up exaggerated stories to try and impress me (normally has the opposite effect). At least you wouldn't be going on about beating someone up or previous sexual escapades though.
>>31131367I would never touch anyones balls sounds a little bit too personal. I am ximxomximers the alien.
>>31131351Everything is the americans fault desu. Is it any wonder? They are all the spawns of the delinquents and social outcasts that were not welcome anymore in their communities in europe when they found new land. No u>>31131354The true ascension is people that die virgins. Everything less than that is a humiliation ritual.
>>31131371I dont want to(and dont know how)
>girl at party asked if there is anyone in the room she has never made out with >like 12 people of both genders there>she just points at me and they chuckleOne of the more embarrassing memories I have, they thought I couldnt hear/understand what they were talking about because I was having another conversation but unfortunately I could.
>>31131366I will also spread a lie that at one point I was romantically involved with the boss of all women and I’ll spread this “myth” far and wide so I have a mystique that makes all the walled garden girls interested
>>31131366HahahhahaNo.
>>31131372on behalf of all men, i sincerely apologize that gaslighting women is so funny, we wish it weren't but we don't make the rules
>>31131369ew this place is more horrid than trannies on b
>>31131377Nobody cares. Go write it in your diary. You can even smear some spit to make it look like you shed a tear for added drama so you can feel even more sorry for yourself as you keep rereading it year after year after year.
>>31131361doesn’t work online it seems, gives us some examples you manage it irl
>>31131379Oh yes. Nothing you can do will ever control the sexuality of young girls I’ll smuggle in bottled water so that whatever hormone blockers you put in their water can be not consumed
>>31131386Best i can do is cut off your balls and let you live amongst them as their eunuch servant.
>>31131376okay enjoy your solitude
>>31131391I just want a wife
>>31131370>i don't think it'd take much to give off this impression i'm imaginingI think I watch too much interaction footage and body language analysis to be impressed by this. It's guesswork. Knowing tells isn't any more impressive than knowing any other trivia.
>>31131381It's not really gaslighting though is it, it's just blatant lying
>>31131389Yeah, that’s why I’ll do it without your knowledge and consent retard. Also if you cut off my balls all my favourite women in there will do that women thing where they only talk to you in passive aggressive one word answers and ignore you mostly
>>31131392>i just want to be CEO>huh? Entry level jobs? No, fuck you. I was born to be a CEO, i should never have to first learn the basics of the corporate world>swear to god if you do not soon hire me as CEO i will write a manifesto about how evil corporate culture is and then shoot everyone that dared to not hire me as their boss
>>31131399>Manifesto mentioned Hello!
>>31131369>male OR trannySus
>>31131397You can try. Just make sure i never get my hands on you or you will curse the day you were born.
>>31131377Shouldn've poured a drink down her shirt and/or "accidentally" stepped on her foot and "lost your balance"
>>31131399wtf are you talking about, retard. that's a false equivalence
>>31131355>mfw all pussy is in walled cities>romanlegionairemaxx with the boys>hilarity ensues https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Rape_of_the_Sabine_Women
>>31131405My flower garden GF will never forgive you if you kill me. She will lead a rebellion and an uprising I will live on forever
>>31131408Nta but he is 100% correct You lack the basic skills requires
>>31131403Melodic lyrical manifesto master race reporting in>>31131408>Noooooooo, i DESERVE to get access to the final stage without even having a single day of previous experience in that field because mom said i am a SPECIAL boy >aaaaaaaaaaaah how could this be happening to me, the supreme gentleman of all nice guys aaaaaaaaaaahhhhh
>>31131399BasedFuck mid level corporate shlubs and their bosses
>>31131399So youre saying I should get a practice gf? on it boss
>>31131385oh i'm not saying i do it, anona. i leave my house once a week and the most human interactions i get are dodging people in grocery stores. i was just musing this idea.>>31131394oh it could certainly be more than guesswork. in the moment it's guesswork, but take notice of certain feelings, phrases, vibes repeatedly using simple bayesian-inference-inspired heuristics, i think you could do far more than mere guesswork>>31131395sorry, but you're just wrong. frankly, i don't think you've talked to many guys, let alone guys that shared crazy stories. you sound insane.:P
Why are y’all validating neuro again
>>31131412Ive been in plenty of relationships before
>>31131411She will not even remember you a week later. >>31131409Go ahead, try it. Fuck around and find out .
>>31131417>it could certainly be more than guessworkI'm starting to think you're one of those full of shit guys. None of it is 100% certain.
>>31131419And apparently you learned nothing from it.
Neiro, how's it going with that 50 year old black muslim dude? Did you get raped yet?
>>31131424She will remember me forever because I sling good dick and am charming like that. Sorry.Anyway, take care now. I have a garden to infiltrate
>>31131424We will recreate rome roastie, you cant stop it. Best I can do is let you be my commandors concubine(instead of mine).
>>31131409>The indignant abductees were soon implored by Romulus to accept the Roman men as their new husbands.Implored?? Are they fancily dressing up "do this or we'll do terrible things" or was he like Please please marry my bros, they're lonely
>>31131429He blocked her.
What do I do if I became too independent, relaxed and happy with my own company? People told me to do it years ago, but I think it might have backfired.The problem is they were saying not solving these issues would cause me to be a burden to someone, make them be my therapist/caretaker instead of a partner, but now I kinda feel like adding another person to my life could just make it worse. I would stay alone forever if not for the fomo and the worry one day I will wake up and regret not having anyone.
>>31131428I know how to chat girls up on dating apps, not strangers in person.
>>31131414Look, I know you think you're smart and important, but you really need to learn to keep your ego in check. The world doesn't act in the way you fanasize it should. It's time to grow up and take your lumps.
>>31131417That's more like it
>>31131437LolLmao even
>>31131425You know what, I will refrain from this in the future. You deserve your anonymity too.
>>31131399yes. the average person was raised to know how to create resumes, how to suck up, how to maintain work relationships, and how to go about all of these things. they had good upbringings, so their lives are on autopilot. robots didn't even know resumes existed until after it was too late. now they're expected to work hard without benefit, just for the chance of being able to be what the average person is naturally. i agree that robots should take baby steps, but the resentment they feel is hard to shake. also yeah, violence of any kind (except for self-defense) is bad and does nothing but harm to the labels they attach themselves to.
>>31131418she wasn't getting enough attention so she samefagged to get the ball rolling
>>31131439Or else what?
>>31131443I thought he was 40ish?
>>31131426you don't need to be 100% certain to be correct about most things most of the time, though
>>31131418Look, I know you think you're smart and important, but you really need to learn to keep your ego in check. The world doesn't act in the way you fanasize it should. It's time to grow up and take your lumps.
>>31131443The plot thickens.
>>31131327Bump
>>31131440sorry anon, i can't resist...
>>31131445she is ban evading, retard
>>31131451Doesn't change how I feel about it. They're educated guesses but they're still guesses.
>>31131446So? They can google and teach themselves how to write resumes. Ofc it is unfair and frustrating but just stomping you feet and demanding reparations will never work because the world does not give a shit. Sure it would be deserved but it will not happen.
>>31131448You choke to death on all the cocks you compulsively suck
>>31131466Thank god yours is merely a tic tac then.
>>31131434Romulus really said>because of the implicationhttps://youtu.be/zgUvwcU6P7I
>>31131464The world would be a better place if you spoke less
I'm gonna feel bad having to execute neuro personally when the worldwide fujocide begins
>>31131473The world would be a better place if you existed less.
>>31131468Man, you're dumb.
>>31131462yes but there's a major difference between a guess that i'm 20% certain is correct and a guess that i'm 80% certain is correct, and unless the signals you're receiving are prone to a lot of noise, you can systematically get guesses to the 80% point rather than the 20% point
>>31131479Lol why are you nerds trying so hard to convince eachother? Its a waste of timr
>>31131479I told you it didn't impress me already what are you trying to to accomplish here?
>>31131464i don't think reading things off of google helps at all in the moment. it's like reading an airplane manual vs trying to actually fly one. i agree with you, but i wish people understood the potency of the feelings these lonely people experience. it's not just "stomping feet", it's suicidality, depression, and god knows what else. the closest thing to it is an artist never making it despite mastering their craft. some move on, some kill themselves over it.
>>31131489I am quiet aware how it feels like to not be top of the food chain. As does 90% of humans. Almost everyone is disadvantaged in some areas. You are the average, not the exception.
>>31131489It's actually considerably more useful to insult these people until the quit. They legitimately have nothing of value to contribute and no desire to help you or anyone else.
>>31131481everything on 4chan is a waste of time, you dummy>>31131488checked, sieg heil. i'm just letting you know that you're wrong, that's all. impressing you has zilch to do with it
>>31131495You can try but i have been coming here to annoy people since 15 years. I doubt you can make me leave.
>>31131496>letting you know that you're in the wrongYou're arguing that it doesn't count as guesswork because of percentages. Semantics. And based on the original post you expected people to be impressed.Looks like I read you right from the start myself lol.
>>31131493the people like this are not average. they are at the bottom of humanity. and yeah everyone has problems, but that's like me saying all people are narcissistic. yes, but it's about severity. some people are just narcissistic in that they enjoy the praise that comes with doing good, but others are full on serial killing narcissists. >>31131495bored and not sleeping anytime soon anyways
>>31131502all things are guesswork, is the thing. speaking technically, 100% confidence (beyond a figure of speech) isn't possible because to do so would mean you need an infinite amount of evidence (which is obviously impossible, considering you're operating in a finite brain). the chance of the sun suddenly disappearing out of the sky has an infinitesimal chance of happening, but infinitesimal isn't zero. most choices and beliefs that you hold are, in reality, like what i'm talking about. you're conflating your feeling of confidence with the statistical likelihood of your beliefs
I just went through everyone in the distances set on my profile, where they state they are looking for love in swipe options and the only guy I saw that really interested me was my ex bf :/ I know it's like putting him on a pedestal but it really is hard to find a guy on his level or above.
Did you encourage him to cheat on his wife?
>>31131511Still not impressed
>>31131520Yikes…
>>31131520um...i'm a guy looking for love :D
>>31131522nobody is right now, nor are they ever trying to impress you, JH
>>31131520>the distances set on my profileWhat are the heights set on your profile?
>>31131526>JHNot again. Not every pissy femanon is JH.
>>31131528yeah nice try JH, but unfortunately you're easy to spot out
>>31131530This is embarrassing. For you.
>>31131503Not getting pussy is hardly the bottom of humanity, kek. Tell me you have never had to endure and hardship without telling me.
>>31131533i don't get embarassed on anonymous taiwanese pancake enthusiast forums, honey
>>31131537Don’t call me honey, it makes me hard
>>31131536nta. you say that, but a feeling of love and connection are both fundamental drives, like eating or breathing is. we are made to require these things to be happy, and we are designed to be punished if we don't get them. i wouldn't discount what that anon is saying.
>>31131523I know>>31131524hallo :D alas, we'll never know if we would be a match. good luck anon!>>31131527there is no height for me I have the basic app so it only lets me decide distance and age.
>>31131537>>31131541Having fun?Come on guys I know only losers are up this late( myself included) but this sucks
>>31131544>and ageDo you're saying that there are no men between 28 and 30 who are rich, have cars, houses and want love in your area?
People going onto dating apps thinking they will find someone to date.Dating apps are only useful for hookups never found anything thats date worthy.
>>31131544i mean..it doesn't HAVE to be a mystery...know what i mean? stranger things have happened than two anons falling in love v.v
>>31131471>anymore
>>31131555Kek
Hello atog, I went and had my 21 week ultrasound today and the baby is perfect and healthy. He is 508g! He's sitting by my belly button and taking up pretty much the whole belly.
MenDo you find this body attractive? (NFSW)https://files.catbox.moe/5vvnbh.png
What kind of drunk are you? State Gender.
>>31131567yeah, could groom herself a bit more tho
>>31131565Congrats anon! Glad everything is going smoothly, I hope it continues too. Do you have any advice for lonely femanons who want children please ;_;
>>31131565Nice
>>31131568Annoying and sexual >>31131555....I am once again evading >>31131565Cute
>>31131565This is wonderful news anon, I’m happy for you, your baby, and your husband. It’s always nice getting these updates
>>31131568F. Extroverted and slutty.
>>31131565gz anon. have any names picked out?>>31131567yes>>31131568m. completely sober atm
>>31131567Yeah nothing wrong, her titties look… unique. That just means I get a 1 of 1
>>31131565Congrats! And welcome lil anon. Was the delivery scary?
>>31131521Yeah, I encouraged it. He was adamant about not doing it and in denial for a while but I kept pursuing him, if you count that as encouragement.
>>31131572I will literally impregnate you, take you to dinners, marry you, hold your hands, and love you. In that order.
>>31131568MCuddly but still cognizant
MHow? No seriously, how? Online dating doesn't work. I don't have any friends. How?
>>31131580>uniqueWhat's wrong with them?
>>31131356Moids think all standard are unreasonable
>>31131574Jannies are never gonna win against you, good luck
>>31131568I don't drink
>>31131565Congrats, hoping for an uneventful pregnancy.
>>31131587It’s probably just the angle and pose but they look asymmetrical af, like incredibly so
>>31131572Thanks haha and my advice is date an semi autistic guy lmao, it's worked out well for me!>>31131575Thank you, it's very exciting and I'm happy the woman kept saying perfect when describing bub.>>31131579He's going to be Theodore, but at the moment we just call him sunbeam. >>31131581Haven't given birth, it was just an ultrasound lolLook at this perfect foot!!!
>>31131593a scientist's name, good luck and may God smile down on your family, anona
>>31131567Beautiful tiddies and love the bush. 10/10 honestly.
>>31131592You don't look at a lot of naked breasts do you? That's what happens when one arm is raised.
>>31131567It's hard to tell because of the pose.
>>31131565yay! i am so happy for you, wishing you all the best. <3 >>31131549I went by 25-35 and it's a certain part of tinder where you swipe specifically for love. maybe 30 miles is too small of a distance? >>31131554ouuu tell me about it. what's your type? it's rare you'd be mine probably.
>>31131584Thank you ;w;>>31131593Yeah that's good advice, I'm almost convinced at this point I must be autistic to some degree
>>31131568FSleepy, angry, or dancing on the bar in my underwearUnfortunately there's no way of knowing which you're going to get
>>31131565>He is 508g!How much protein is that?
Men. If you could get pregnant, would you? Assume that delivery would be no more or less traumatic than normal birth.
>>31131591>>31131596Thank you both. I am very happy with the ultrasound results. Now hopefully smooth sailing and easy hatching>>31131603Thank you!>>31131604Two tisms get along alot better imo, idk if hubs actually has it or if he's just kinda riding the line of it lol >>31131608I would guess alot, he's bigger than Dr Google said he should be
>>31131604>Thank you ;w;Thank me by giving me a wife and family to dedicate myself fully to!
>>31131609No. I have no paternal instincts and don't care about raising children in the slightest. I would make a bad father anyway.
>>31131599Zero reading comprehension
>>31131593>Haven't given birth, it was just an ultrasound lolWell if there’s a sign I need to get myself to bed. Hoping sunbeam doesn’t give you too hard of a time! This was honestly so nice to see ty for sharing mama nona
>>31131615You said>It's probably the poseI said >It's definitely the poseWhat's the problem?
>>31131609No, my family's yet to produce a worthwhile human being and I'm just gonna end the line
I just want a cute white gf man
>>31131609No because that implies that someone or something is putting semen in me. However if I just spontaneously got pregnant with my wife then maybe, if she was unwilling to be pregnant herself due to health concerns or whatever. There’s discussion to be had with the wife if it’s possie
What's a reasonable distance to set to find men on dating apps? I don't drive. :/ yes I am looking for love.
>>31131623You don't contain eggs. Nothing about this scenario implies someone would be putting semen in you lmao.
>>31131609Not even the initial part of the beginning of the start of a hint of a mention of a far-off image of a chance. Not in a trillion years. Not even if I was to be put to death otherwise. Absolutely not.
>>31131626>appDo not. Just don't. Anything else is preferable. Don't do it.
>>31131630I mean it can’t be that bad can it
>>31131616Haha bed time for you, it was weird seeing him moving around while the ultrasound was happening but not being able to feel him doing it. His big ass head was in the road of the woman checking my cervix so she had use the vaginal one. His head was sitting right on it which surprised me, I think he's facing downwards with his back bent under my boobs
>>31131618That we were already on the same page but you didn’t think so
>>31131536brother i have been through more than most people have. the only emotional pain worse than a heartbreak is knowing that you're not able to even experience one. that something about you is so ugly, wrong, and disgusting that women would rather be abused than put up with someone like you. i am not an incel, i just remember how disgusting i felt.
>>31131626Love isn’t real and never has been, from its inception it has only been for the sake of contracts and resources
>>31131603>what's your type?good question. my ideal girl would be someone that's kind of introverted but also kind of extroverted (this is how i am, so i'd want them to match my energy; happy to go do things and socialize, equally happy to live in a homestead away from society). independent enough to do her own thing, and be fine with me doing my own thing, but also wants to offer inputs on my thing (and welcomes my input on her things). someone playful, or at least doesn't mind my playfulness. somebody familiar with internet culture, because i grew up with very little supervision and 24/7 internet access so internet culture is kind of what i know (i'm not a zoomer though, i'm 28). wants a moderately sized family, too (i am self-employed, so i'm looking forward to being a stay-at-home dad). finally, bonus points if they're a ginger. what do you think?
>>31131626Have you already hooked up with all the hot men in your area and they explicitly said that they don't want love?
>>31131632I'm sure it is that bad, and even ignoring if it is that bad, I never, ever want children anyway. I am not capable of being a father, the very idea is ridiculous. I also have terrible genes that no child deserves to be saddled with. No. No no no. No.
>>31131627But how is the baby getting formed, am I the new Virgin Mary? Is this some sort of omegaverse fic?
>>31131526I just woke up, your radar is shit.
>>31131635>but you didn't think soYou called them unique instead of acknowledging that it was just the pose. We weren't in the same page.Either way I asked because I wanted to know if it was a nipple issue and then just thought you were kinda dumb. We can drop it.
>>31131643Aliens
To the pregnant anon, how many months in are you? What has been the most uncomfortable part about it so far?
>>31131645I did acknowledge the pose though, you aren’t acknowledging that I did. The nipples are fine, there’s nothing wrong there
>>31131643You do the same heterosexual thing you usually do, you just suddenly happen to have a uterus and appropriate exit hole for the baby. In this scenario the extra anatomy would be there regardless of whether or not you decided to become pregnant so disregard it when making decisions.
>>31131644i will pry open your third eye with my cock, JH. to quote Obi-Wan Kenobi, "don't try it".
>>31131640You’re making me giggle. You can’t be that bad either
>>31131631I am kind of a home body right now though. No job trying to get disability, can't drive, not in school.... trying to figure out how to human again.
>>31131650>probablyYou said something a little silly, it's fine. Drop it.
>>31131647I'm 5 months 1 week, the whole organs getting squished so you never feel comfortable kinda sucks, if i walk for too long the sides of my stomach hurts alot. Eating can be hard because everything smooshed upwards under my boobs, the lack of space in there affects everything lol
>>31131609revolting fetishpost
>>31131658Why do you have to make everything sexual? That opinion says more about you than it does the rest of us.
>>31131653I have the (moral) high ground in this scenario, though.
>>31131651Lame, but my answer remains the same. If my wife was unable or unwilling to be pregnant because of her health then I would carry the baby to term like a seahorse.>>31131646Way cooler
>>31131657Oh I didn’t realize that your insides would transform so severely like that. Enlightening, thank you for sating my curiosity. More empathy unlocked.
>>31131665>Way cooler>Anon wants to live that Sims 2 life
>>31131656Only a sith deals in absolutes you Darth Vader mf
>>31131637okay well I want that then>>31131638sounds nice. I also grew up with the internet like that. seems comfy all around. >>31131639No I feel kinda scared to reply desu I have matches but I need to go through them again and delete with a second look so I'm not settling just in case. I also feel kind of boring atm so I worry about dates also since I am on poor mode. I don't wanna do hook ups. :(
>>31131669If you can't accurately count your toes that's a you problem. Things that are obvious should be stated as such.
>>31131666Yeah everything kinda gets fucked up and mushed lol that's why pregnant women are always peeing and get constipated, there's literally a baby sitting on it
>>31131666Nta but what did you assume happened?
>>31131542>>31131542You little retards are aware that there is people that are currently at the funeral of their newborn baby, are getting sold for sex trafficking, get drafted into wars despite being 13 and having to watch their father die from starvation because there is no food, right?
>>31131674Holy shit the intestines fucking disappeared
>>31131678Do you have a point, or do you just want to be self-righteous?
>>31131672>I'm not settling just in caseWith that attitude it doesn't matter what distance you reach for.
>>31131672>sounds nice. I also grew up with the internet like that. seems comfy all around.well go on, then. what's your type? don't leave me hangin anon
>>31131677I dunno, never thought about it that hard cause it wasn’t exactly a problem I’ve gotta deal with yet. I recognized the insides would have to move around at least a little to accommodate the baby but not to that level
>>31131673I cant count, they taught me the names of the numbers but never which order or how many goes with which name
>>31131679Yuuup, and if your placenta is sitting on the front wall (like me) rather than upwards like in the pic the baby boots the intestines and stomach and makes you feel like you have food poisoning lol. It's pretty metal how they just get squeezed into wherever they could fit
>>31131680The point is that you are so self centered and have had such a sheltered life that not having a gf is the worst possible pain you can imagine and you seriously think that you are experiencing the depths of human suffering because of it. It is pathetic and frankly disgusting. Ofc it sucks. Ofc loneliness is soul crushing. But assuming it is the worst there is is just sad. Goes to show how little capacity for empathy you have. Idk what i was expecting from this place.
I wonder if cute white girls like brown tatted men
>>31131678suffering isn't meaningfully quantifiable, and trying to compare them is meaningless, nor are you actually addressing anything that i'm saying. you are a retarded nigger, and you should know that you should have been swallowed
>>31131689Why? Did you finally get a wrist tattoo?
>>31131683Hm, follow up question. Do you know how big a newborn baby is?And don't be embarrassed to answer I once had a conversation with a 22 year old man who thought they were 1/2-1/3 the size they actually are so your answer can't be any worse lol.
>>31131691Nah my arms and hands have been covered for years
>>31131689Sometimes
>>31131690The original argument was anon saying that not having a gf means he is suffering the same amount as the bottom of the barrel portion of humanity. Implying that the mere fact he does not get pussy puts him in the same bracket of pain as the people that experience the worst of the worst suffering imaginable. Idk what to tell you if you truly believe that. Guess you will just continue to feel sorry for yourself then.
>>31128961Neither were they meant to eat cooked food and wear clothes. Go walk naked around the city and chomp on raw animal meat, retard
>>31131674Looking at this picture...and men wonder why we're terrified of pregnancy?
>>31131660cope + deflection + you're still sick in the head regardless
>>31131695In cum?
>>31131701Guess I'm sick in the head for knowing that seahorses exist and playing Sims 2 as a kid.
>>31131693Roughly the size of a football I guess?
>>31131702This response is so dumb idk why I'm laughing so much
>>31131700men don't wonder thatthey might wonder why you decide to have so much irresponsible sex despite the risks and then resort to aborting the babies without a second thought
If it was as stigmatised for women to wear makeup, dye their hair, get any cosmetic procedures (minor like fillers and major like nosejobs/bbls) and so on, or it was all normalised for men, you would see a lot less disparity in perceived attractiveness. Men are kinda stuck with what they got AND its a lot more restrictive (women can be tall and short, chubby or skinny and men will like them, men have to be tall and muscular or they are mocked, also hope to god you arent balding)
>throwing a girl over my shoulders and going for a walkcouldnt be me hahaunless...
>>31131710Retarded. Women always look the best if they do not wear makeup or dye their hair and certainly if they never get anything done. Only weird porn brain men actually prefer unnatural women and who tf gives a shit about them and the dumb girls that try to appeal to them?
>>31131706Interesting. You got it wrong almost exactly like the other guy. Imagine almost twice that length but not as big around as a football.
>>31131708Well, I've never done that so I can't answer that for you sorry
>>31131700Yeah and that'd not even showing all the physical issues that come with it like bones becoming brittle, teeth breaking, hair loss, pushing so hard you go blind, ripping through your wall into your asshole from your cervix, ripping upwards into your clit, ripping sideways into your buttcheek, or getting cut open while still being alert and if no epidural and in an emergency pretty much raw dogging it - your abdominal muscles ever repair right because it's been cut into and scars over. The fact the cervix dilates to 10cm is wild, then push a baby that's bigger than that out of your vagina is wild. Birth the baby and now not only do you go home to heal you have to get up and down and care for a brand now baby you've never cared for before so you are kinda just having to go on knowledge not physical practice. Then you get the potential post partum depression, post partum psychosis, people wanting to kiss your baby when you've said not to and one kiss could kill them.
>>31131681I get so confused with this word. like, people like me will say they want to settle down and start a family. that's a good thing. but then also people use it for "settling" as in not being true to themselves in what kind of person they want. it's so conflicting :(( >>31131682pretty much what you described I guess, especially the playful part as long as the guy is sweet too for damage control haha. I like guys who like nerdy scifi like me dreamy stuff but also likes pets like cats and/or dogs etc and is okay with me not being a big drinker. my type is pretty men that are white-ish as in maybe mixed with native american or east asian to different degrees. physiognomy and hairline, leanish body type is important. wants marriage and at least one baby. taller than me by a foot-ish so 5'9" but can go a couple inches shorter. I tend to go for guys with sort of wavy to straight hair but mostly straight. I prefer longer hair that is lighter than mine. I like dark eyes. My hair is dark wavy/curly and I have light eyes. I want to explore new hobbies together.
>>31131715Jesus christ, its like you're holding an intact subway sandwich in you
>>31131717>people wanting to kiss your baby when you've said not to and one kiss could kill themNta but the stress of worrying about just this would kill me.
>>31131717>ripping through your wall into your asshole from your cervix>raw dogging itCan confirm, this actually hurts pretty bad.
>>31131719>intact subway sandwich. Try 3-5 bundled together. And much heavier and denser.
>>31131714Beauty industry in shambles!
>>31131724Pregnancy truly is body horror
>>31131722You just have to be a huge cunt, it's funny how the older generations have a bitchfit over it as if they aren't the entitled ones putting their want for kissing a baby over the babies literal life. Herpies kills babies, RSV/flu kills babies. Get the fuck away from my kid with your germ riddled mouth. They whine about having to wash their hands too. >>31131723I hope I won't have to experience, but since we want 6 it's probably gonna happen. And then having to do a poo afterwards omg. Can I just shit in a warm bath please
>>31131710Nta. I'm in favor of removing restrictions for men's fashion but I don't think letting them wear makeup is going to make a guy who's 40 pounds overweight look any better to me.
GirlsAre there any vanilla sex acts that you won’t do?
>>31131733If you're hiding it from your gf you already know you're doing the wrong thing. How would you feel if she told you she was going over to a girls house and it turns out she's at a guys?
>>31131718i'm very white, and not particularly lean (nor do i have a lean body type). i'm also much taller than 5'9", so rip. worth a try at least, thanks for indulging me :P
>>31131710You guys are real silly about this kind of stuff.Not every woman is a 10/10 for every man. Each guy has their own personal taste, and some women will be very attractive to him, some less so, some not at all. Same thing for women. Men and women will happily date people they find passable and not 10/10, so in the same way a lot of guys would be cool dating a chubby girl, a lot of girls are perfectly happy dating a 5'8" dude.There are trends in what men and women like, with certain features being more conventionally attractive than others, but ultimately it all boils down to the individual - their idea of what looks great, what is acceptable and what is a dealbreaker is all personal.
>>31131729Facts>>31131730>huge cunt about itNo problem there. I just worry about what might happen if I need to shit, sleep, leave the kid with the father, or blink really.
>no goth gf to take to the local castle ruins in the woods and do seances and shitthis world isnt just
>>31131734No
>>31131730Yeah, pooping after is a nightmare. Also peeing. It burns like hell. You get a water irrigator that you have to use simultaneously as you are peeing to dilute the urine to make it bearable. I hope you never have to experience it. Pro tip: do whatever you can to enhance your skin elasticity before birth. So drink enough, eat a lot of water rich foods like fruits and vegetables, eat foods with collagen and silica. Also, being in warm water before or during birth helps since it softens the skin. At most ask your midwife to press towels with warm water against your perineum as you crown to soften the skin in the area and to hold against the pressure.
>>31131733You should. If you feel the need of hiding it from her, you probably should not do it.
>>31131734I don't care for 69ing. I'll do it if it's like their favorite thing or they never have but it kind of sucks.
>>31131734Yes, anything that involves mouths on genitals.
>>31131734Let a guy cum in/on me, or let a guy feel up my chest.
>>31131733If your gf has this power over you, then you failed as a man.
>>31131746I am sure he wasnt talking about lesbians
>>31131744Why don’t you like it>>31131745Why? That’s very common. Girls love sucking cock?>>31131746Cum in mouth too?
>>31131734Not a fan of getting eaten out, but I'm cool with it happening occasionally.
>>31131739I'll be honest you're probably gonna be shittin while holding the baby lol. But yeah I get you. The absolute minimum is no kissing the baby imo>>31131742I've looked into the warm compresses, I plan on going ham on the taint stretching in the third trimester. I'm pretty small there in general so I'm thinking that maybe I should do some hard-core prep and blow it out a bit before birth. Knowing my luck something will go sideways and I'll have to rawdog a c section bleh
Ok, I won't tell her. Thanks guys. I was overthinking it.
>>31131748I'm not a lesbian. Being bi is not the same thing.>>31131751>Cum in mouth too?That'd probs be the worst. Offends the most senses while serving absolutely no purpose.
>>31131751>Why don't you like itIt's a blowjob where I'm being distracted. I can't relax enough to enjoy being stimulated because I'm focusing on what I'm doing.
GirlsDid zoomer girls grow up watching porn at a young age? I’m asking because every zoomer girl I’ve met off apps is really into “intense” sex acts. And it’s not something I would have expected.
>>31131757>while serving absolutely no purpose.ITS A BONDING MOMENT
>>31131754Oof. The idea of having a baby strapped to my chest while experiencing explosive diarrhea is not pleasant.
>>31131754Meh, i did the stretching/massaging/oiling and it did not do anything. But maybe i just had shit skin genetics. Hope it goes better for you.
>>31131762Yes but they will not admit to it, they even watch hentai too
>>31131763You can bond with me by fucking my brains out or letting me ride you until you pass out. We don't have to be so focused on the gross endpoint.
>>31131764Yeah but I've heard any dignity goes out the window when you hit motherhood lol. You'll never shower alone again
Porn is so bad for women man
>>31131768alright nevermind this is a worthwhile compromise
>>31131766Oh man. Did you get stretchmarks on your belly? I'm 21 weeks and haven't had any yet but I've been creaming it like crazy. I just assume it's coming
>>31131757>being biIf you dont want men cumming in you or touching your breasts, you aint all that bi. Just stick to women for everyones benefit.
>>31131762Not a zoomer but I don't even think they need to be exposed to porn to be exposed to that kind of sexual/relationship dynamic. All their moms left 50 shades of grey playing on the TV when they were 11.
>>31131771Porn is awful for everyone.
>>31128923How do I know if I'm handsome, intimidating or ugly? I have gotten matches with genuine beautiful girls on tinder but I never have gotten approached by girls in nightclubs or bars. I don't approach anyone since I have bad social anxiety. I have been told by girls that I have a cool sense of fashion (leather jackets, black jeans, gothic boots and metal band tshirts alongside chunky silver rings and random pagan religion pendants. Somedays its Thors hammer I wear, other times a Celtic Voltaic wheel). I do get matches on tinder but only if I bother using the boost feature. Am I just too ugly to be approached?
>>31131772Exactly. Thank you.>>31131774I literally daydream about dick. If sexual attraction to men and male parts doesn't make me at least bi, idk what does.
>>31131777hang around children
>>31131767>>31131771That’s what I suspect. Zoomer girls are a different breed from millennial women. Seriously. Zoomer girls will behave like they are porn stars in bed. And they are not shy about doing intense acts. Millennials didn’t do that when I was growing up.
>>31131777You sound like a cringe dork. You dress “hard” but you lack courage and attitude
>>31131777Generally women are intimidated to approach good looking dudes. They assume they have the confidence to do the approaching themselves
One of my little cousins shipped me with a cousin of the same age as me and never have I been more uncomfortable having to explain why thats not allowed
>>31131773I did not have any until after birth. Real bummer. Not too many at least. I think it might have just been that they were not visible as long as the skin was still stretched taunt but as the belly want back to normal they became visible.
>>31131786I dated a cousin for a year. It's not THAT bad.
>>31131781I wonder if it has anything to do with the differences in body standards. A lot of millennial grew up in the 90'a and 2000's where skinny was in. Fat positivity and curves came in in the 2010's so there's less to be self concious about body wise
>>31131775That could play a part in it. But I think porn does too. For part of the millennial generation, internet porn was just becoming a new concept, but it wasn’t readily available and it was really dirty. Not like internet porn today. If men wanted to look at porn, they needed to infect their computer using limewire or look at magazines. And it was marketed specifically for men. Now, porn is heavily marketed for women. Especially college age girls
>>31131777>I don't approach anyone since I have bad social anxiety.checked, nice trips. you probably subconsciously signal this to some degree, so you give off a vibe of not wanting to be interacted with.also girls are neither expected nor designed to do the approaching
>>31131781Meanwhile millennial men are gross and zoomer boys are all gym enthusiasts with decent fashion sense
>>31131788Did you go into the relationship knowing they were your cousin or did you find out while you were dating. At least you got to appreciate the features that let your bloodline last this long
>>31131791Idk I was able to find porn without too much difficulty as 15 year old millennial girl.
>>31131788Hmm
>>31131784Biggest bs ever. If you're hot, females approach you because hot guys are rare since females rate average men as ugly.
>>31131787Ahhh makes sense, I didn't even think of that.
>>31131787I think stretch marks are kinda pretty in a weird way
>>31131796I knew. We didn't feel like family, more like family friends since we saw each other so infrequently.
>>31131718Few guys fit that level of desirability and they're usually taken. Extending your area wouldn't do much since you will just run into more average men. Besides, the older they get the higher the chances for an imperfect hairline or even balding.
>>31131799No girl would ever approach a man for any reason other than total desperation. So if you get approached it means you are undesirable and only the most desperate girls that nobody else gives and attention to felt like this is their last chance to get some dick.
Marge was kinda hot in this episode 2bh
>>31131799Yeah. Me and my friends have never approached a guy so I think your chatting shit
>>31131803I mean, they are if you take them out of context but other than that they are not exactly ideal.
>>31131789I don’t think that would change someone’s willingness to do certain sex acts.Example- about 6 months ago, I matched with this zoomer college girl on hinge. Cute looking girl, she is studying engineering. We chat for a while and mentioned meeting up, but she was clear she didn’t want a boyfriend. Only something casual and discreet. When we met, she was very nice and cute. But when we finally started to mess around, she was really a different person. She wanted me to squeeze her neck, and fuck her in the ass really aggressively. Like really hard, and she would yell things out loud like the would in porn. When I came in her, I pulled out and laid down; and she immediately hopped on top of me and threw my used cock into her mouth and cleaned it off with her tongue then proceeded to suck me like a vaccum through my refractory period and until I came again. It was awesome, but that was way too intense for the first time meeting someone. I’ve had similar encounters with other zoomers. But no millennial would have things like this happen at the same age
>>31131810you arent females
>>31131777My bet is on whatever the male version of RBF is>>31131807You're not entirely wrong. I attempt to be as approachable as possible. If he doesn't go for it I assume he's not interested and will only approach him myself if he's incredibly attractive and I feel like I can't miss my chance. Most of them I'll take or leave depending on the interest they show me.
>>31131813>I don’t think that would change someone’s willingness to do certain sex actsWell I'm speaking from personal experience so I'm telling you it definitely does for me at least
>>31131816Eh, i would just assume that he is not single if i show interest snd he does not approach.
>>31131815Not when it's convenient for you obviously
>>31131819How does that change your willingness? What would you do now that you otherwise wouldn’t?
>>31131822Like I said depends how hot he is. If he's the hottest guy I've seen in a year I'm going for it.
>tfw where I livs approaching random women is seen as super creepy >most couples meet either online or through friends>I am really not cut out for online dating, I feel really creeped out looking though pictures and judging people like meat, and my friends have nobody to introduce me to Not looking good
>>31131831literally my situation anon. god dating apps are so demoralizing and dehumanizing, i fucking hate the state of dating rn
>>31131831Your only option is to expand your social circle.
>>31131825It's as simple as I don't want you to look at certain parts of my body because I'm concerned about how they look. If I'd been a kid at the time of the bbl I think I would definitely be less concerned now about how big my butt is
>>31131831I feel it. It’s true not everyone can do online dating. I used tinder for 4 years, liked thousands of girl profiles. And only had around 10 matches in those 4 years. And most of them were bots. The others I’ll never know because they didn’t reply to me
>>31131836Ok. But what is with this hyper sexualisation? Zoomer girls were a lot of very revealing clothes. To where camel toe is completely exposed, or nearly see through leggings, or leggings that are butt sculpturing and lift the ass to make it look more shaped? Zoomer girls will dress this way and go everywhere like that. Don’t say it’s for comfort. Because that is definitely bs. Going to spend all day in the airport and sitting on a plane wearing shorts so short that the bottom of your ass is falling through is not comfortable in that environment. Nor is it hygienic
>>31131846It's definitely not physical comfort, I know that much. But they are definitely more comfortable showing off their bodies than the previous generation.I obviously can't say I know for sure it's due to the shift in body standards in the 2010's, but I do think it plays apart at least a little. I'm sure porn does too
>>31131857That is fair. It is maybe both then. It’s going to be scary to see what happens to Generation Alpha.
>>31131846You clearly have never been around teenage millennial sluts. >going to the club in a micro mini, platform boots and a lace bra
>>31131860Pretty sure gen alpha will be extremely modest. I feel like porn will be the new smoking where it is cringe and outdated to consume it and nobody does it anymore.
>>31131862I'm sure that they're a rare breed because only skinny people where allowed to be sluts back then
>>31131860Actually kinda terrified for gen alpha right now actually>>31131863Not if their recent make up craze shows anything
>>31131865>only skinny people were allowedMight need to retroactively tell that to a couple of my friends.
>>31131862Sluts are sluts. But the everyday millennial girl would not do what the everyday zoomer girl will do
>>31131863Most porn is pretty played out. I'm Gen Z and prefer just rizzing up bitches and getting their nudes, it feels more real and rewarding.
>>31131863There is a woman at my work who has a 13 year old daughter, and she’s practically raising her to be a slut. She’s the “cool mom” and she takes her daughter to concerts and they wear matching clothes and take insta pictures. She has her daughter wearing really skimpy clothes and posing like a model. It’s disturbing to see
>>31131863You would not believe what they're wearing to school. I regret seeing it, it's maddening how now there are tight short dresses with ample cleavage sold to teenagers.
>>31131872I see, interesting. I was a teen at the time so I'm only exposed to the things I see online/on tv in that era. If a fat girl dared to wear anything revealing at school at that time they'd be bullied and mocked relentlessly
>>31131889>so I'm only exposed to the things I see online/on tv in that eraThis explains it. In practice people were just as raunchy behind closed doors it was just less acceptable to advertise it.
>>31131888I've heard this is due to "tween culture" dying out, but I'm not sure how much I believe it. I never went through a tween phase myself so I'm not sure
>>31131891I see, I am learning. Thank you anon
>>31131871>>31131880>>31131888I'm probably on the complete opposite of the political spectrum of you guys and even I agree with this.We shouldn't be making kids clothes the same as adult women's. For a society that is so against pedophilia we sure do seem to be encouraging it. Little girls should be able to wear whatever they want sure, but that doesn't mean the adults making clothes for them should be making shit that looks like lingerie or something you'd get at Charlotte rousse and wear to a club.
>>31131888Idk, the girls here just wear jeans and hoodies to school.
>>31131888>>31131894Nta but I had an extended tween phase if anything. 11-15. It's what a 12 year old thinks "adult stuff" is with absolutely none of the sex appeal. Think Claire's.
>>31131736lol no problem. >>31131806I so wish I could find a guy that fits the bill, isn't taken and is open to taking fin or a hair transplant. I feel like at my age all I can hope for is a guy like that breaking up and looking for someone new later(possibly me) I am definitely not average so idk I should probably try harder
>>31131912>>31131912>>31131912new thread
>>31131894>>31131900I think the parents are absent, for all intents and purposes. There is no guidance for a natural transition into adolescence because mums and dads don't really care. I walk by a park sometimes and take a glance at what's going on, the younger parents are on their phones non-stop.
>>31131914>don't really careI don't think this is true. I think you're noticing only the bad ones.I think it's more likely for both parents to be busy working so the neglect may happen that way but if anything parents are more attentive than ever.
>>31131911>open to taking fin or a hair transplantNot worth it. The former doesn't regrow hair and the latter is for rich people only.>I am definitely not averageThis is one of the reasons. Even with a hair transplant, men are out of women's leagues so why would they spend thousands of dollars?
>>31131916Anon thinks being a good parent means having constant eye contact with your kid. Weird priorities.
>>31131916>>31131922Social media can have a much stronger influence than the parents. And attentiveness can mean providing everything that's said to be necessary, from objects to expensive education and access to social opportunities, but it doesn't automatically imply that the parents are emotionally involved or observant.
>>31131927And reading an ebook whilst your kids are playing on the playground with their friends does not make you a bad parent.
>>31131927And looking at their phone while they're letting the kid play doesn't automatically imply that they aren't.You're crazy if you think millennial parents are less emotionally involved than boomer or gen x parents.
>>31131900Don't worry, we are actually probably on the same political spectrum but I still agree with you
>>31131932>>31131933Bonds are strengthened through the time spent together. I still think something is wrong when I see small children wandering aimlessly around the park, not even in a group, while their parents are sitting somewhere bored and glued to their phones. There's no reason to believe that the situation at home is much better.
>>31131964>wandering aimlessly around the park, not even in a group, while their parents are sitting somewhere bored and glued to their phones.TF you think I was doing? Only difference is my mom was reading a magazine or doing literally nothing.
I deserve a gf with a massive clapper
>>31131968I'll tell you what my parents did. They spoke to their friends that had kids of a similar age and encouraged us to play together (if we wanted). And they still kept an eye on us.
>>31131997She kept an eye on me. I'm not dead am I? I don't see the use in vilifying people for doing normal shit just because it's on a cell phone now.
>>31132020They literally don't intervene, ever. When the child looks at them, they are absent. I don't know how to explain it so that you'd get it, but it's obvious when a kid is neglected.
>>31132028And I'm telling you that there have always been parents like that. Cellphones didn't make them. They would have found something else to do before them.
>>31132032>They would have found something else to do before them.There are few things that captivate our attention more consistently and for longer periods of time than the Internet.
>>31131990You deserve a gf with the clap
>>31132064A neglectful parent will stare off into space before they engage with their child. Cell phones aren't the issue. They are an issue, but they aren't singlehandedly turning millennials into the worst generation of parents ever as you seem to be suggesting.
>>31132081I didn't say that they're to blame, singlehandedly. And yes, some of those parents are zoned out or using their time together with the kids to take work calls.
>>31132070you deserve someone who claps your skull in
>>31132097You’re right, I’m tired of living
Merry Arbor Day anons. Who will join me?
