Why does she have such a huge horn?Seriously, that thing's like a fifth leg.
>>41035270The better to rape you with of course
>>41035270Shes a narwhal.
>>41035270Horns never stop growing, the older the pony the longer its horn is.
>>41035270I think you mean sixth leg
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>>41035645She also has a weapons-grade snoofer
>>41035270I agree, that horn needs a trim. Also the trimmings would make a good stock broth. Imagine cooking with the stock and feeding it back to her highness.
>>41035647>Celestia prepares you soup with stock made from her horn>insists that it's good for your health
>>41035654It would be a universal poison antidote at least
>>41035340So it's actually her upper left canine?
My wife is so big (= better)
>>41035634Which one would be more dangerous to have inside you?
>>41035270>>41035647>senses of personal inadequacy<does this make you feel insecure?
Rember: If the horn was bent backwards just a tiny bit it would mean she's a baddie but luckily it is straight.
>>41035873We've all heard about Mr Hands.
>>41035270all the better to gore you with, and then wear your bloody corpse around all day like a meat garment
>>41035849You sure?
>>41035634What special effects does Celestia's cream have?
