I've watched the episode where sunburst and starlight glimmer rekindle and I immediately thought " I need that colt dick inside of me " and I have only ever been like this towards the all mighty ponk.In short I think that we, yes we need a new sunburst thread. I think...
>>42941748jamming to some kino songs
>>42934595>What made Sunburst think he was able to carry a barrel of unknown contents and a feather of an endangered bird across an international border?He can do what he wants, no background pony is going to arrest him.
Post gay horses
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>>42941710>>42942874Celestia: direct attacks and overwhelming forceLuna: Deep strikes and precision attacks
>>42931605Best
Giftapult editionPrevious thread: >>42840090Pony maps, sprays, and micspam!Reskinned vanilla maps (with mares) by our very own anons!Come relive the heyday of pony TF2 with your friends from /mlp/!Visit our official website to check out the server info from your browser: https://mlp.tf/>Server infoServer IP: tf2.15.ai OR 74.91.123.131:27015Password: check filenameSteam group: https://steamcommunity.com/groups/mlptf2_The steam group chat is active, come and say hello!Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>42943307What about releasing the Heavy vs. Spy Update?
>>42943378He said he loves tickling stallion tummies
>>42942369I'll be on tomorrow. Anon friday has been annoying me lately...
bump
>>42943379good idea any one of us
Christmas day editionGet the game here:>https://sukebei.nyaa.si/view/4119656>https://dl.betterrepack.com/public/Horse Women Central EQG Koikatsu Pack:>https://mega.nz/folder/FA1ThAyY#1m17inIo6deiwuokDfH4LwTheir discord for additional cards:>https://discord.com/invite/sWktpYSCards posted in previous threads:>https://mega.nz/folder/VDU0HTgT#uBQe2c6zfwAWBZgG0qqOlwResources:Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>42938132Based
do you forgive her?
>>42942801As long as she stays in her child form during our honeymoon
>>42942801People don't even post her these days, it's just Dyx
Bump
Last Thread: >>42837849Previous OP is lazy, so I'm making one myself.Request edits, make edits, post edits.
>alternative doomed, failed future timeline a la Starlight GlimmerNice.
>>42943648hamborga
>>42943648>I have this picture of you eating a hayburger
Post big tiddy Fluttershy
>>42942174i'll make it soon
>>42941646just make one
>>42942035nice
>>42942174you thought that i forgot, didn't you?>>42942174
she forgives you because she's a good religious mare
>>42943183I'd let her kick me in the face after giving her hoovsies a massage
>>42943183Amarezing place to lose oneself
>>42942054Mmmh, aktschually.White pride movements, at least in america, have almosts always been honeypots and frauds to make normy distance themselves from white identity and keep the self shame train going.Some have grass root origines but got taken over others just got destroyed through smear campaign and lawfare.I think white identitarian movements in europe got threated even more ruthlessly.But what does this have to do with Aryanne? She's just a business mare, doing business in equestria.
>>42943183Franziska, stop messing with the clone machine.
Anything goes! (Some rules apply, see below)This thread is for anyone to drop in and post whatever's on your mind right now,Just about anything goes, so feel free to share your thoughts on an episode (or a tiny detail in one) or a character; share, review and discuss pieces of fan content you've seen, declare who the best pony is, describe what you've dreamt last night, and ask whatever you've been wondering about. Try to keep it pony related.All sorts of ideas, thoughts and questions are welcome, from the brief to the in-depth, especially ones that don't really fit elsewhere at the moment but also don't warrant their own thread either.Talk to each other! You'll find that sometimes asking further questions and bouncing ideas off one another can let a small thought blossom into something greater.However, please respect the following: Refrain from posting about drama (IRL and online), political shit, baiting and starting/participating in shitflinging/ angry shouting matches. Also try and keep it low on moral or legal arguments, they never go anywhere.Previous >>42876686
>>42943752Nazi Germany
>>42943752fortnite
>>42943768>4chan seems to have lost it's soul in 2016Yeah, all boards are now a mix of /pol/ and /tv/. /ck/ used to be my favorite and it's unrecognizable now, has been for a decade.
>>42943835Wait what happened to /ck/? I never visit, what went wrong?
>>42943835Sorry to hear that chefanon. When I was younger I thought the internet was going to be forever, but it doesn't look like that now. Not only is my town changing beyond recognition, but a lot of the fun is going online too.Sure, you still had people calling each other cucks, but there was a lot of /lit/ content on it. Now it's like /mu/. I was wondering why I liked MLP in the first place, I only saw the first and maybe second season. I think in hindsight, beyond being an obvious friend simulator, it was just very optimisitic when I needed it. Craig McCracken and Lauren Faust were really good at shows like that.
In a world of fantasy and magic, all over the land there are ponies skilled in the arts of combat, magic, and everything in between who seek the thrill of adventure. They usually do so by accepting the quests offered by the honest populace that isn't short of issues for aspiring heroes to solve.You are one of such courageous ponies. You are a plucky earth pony, and a bard whose songs will magically improve the capabilities of your allies. You are a particular one, though, as you've decided to weave your strongest, most lecherous desires in your music. As a result, your powers can only affect mares, and you can reinforce them in more ways than a usual bard can. Unless noted otherwise, all the companions you'll join on your quests are mares as you specifically seek them out.As for the most recent events of your journey:While in Meadowburg, a quest to parley with a kelpie you had met in the past went south. After your companion attacked her, the kelpie took you hostage, and then brought you with her to the ocean where she kept you for a week in a state of magical daze and servitude.After that, she released you not far from Port Sunrise. You made it to the harbor city where you met a former companion of yours, Knifepoint, which you went on a quest with. The rogue zebra mare turned out to be very receptive to your growth magic, and decided to have some fun with you this night.You also exchanged a couple magical mails with your your companions from Meadowburg. Brass Compass and Chara will arrive to the port city in two more days.>Previous thread (#1): https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/42330176/#42330176>Previous thread (#2): https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/42455612/#42455612>Previous thread (#3): https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/42587627/#42587627>Previous thread (#4): https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/42795760/#42795760Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>42943670So before you go down there, how should you find away to locate where those rats could have brought the locket.>A: Chase the rats around. See in which direction they flee and attempt to find their lair that way.>DC 58>Ichorice!>B: If it's rat thieves you're dealing with, maybe you could bait them with some precious-looking ring and follow them to get a chance to see where they carry their loot.>-10 coins>DC 50>C: Maybe you could use a potion to talk to rats right now. Try asking the critters about the locket and capture them for interrogation if you need.>-20 coins>DC 38
>>42943671B
>>42943671>C: Maybe you could use a potion to talk to rats right now. Try asking the critters about the locket and capture them for interrogation if you need.Just to be clear, the potion, like any other one, only works for a single day, correct?
>>42943707Yes
>>42943671C. Intimidation and interrogation will get these rats to talk
New fetish acquired. It's a MILF in the body of a little filly.Becase we here at /mlp/ believe in exquisite fetishes such as reverse gender roles in Equestria.We don't believe in cuckhairs and NTRs, we just call it for what it is: cheating and furthermore let me tell you about a little story an anon had but ponified as usual.>Be me at party, tall handsome prettyboy stallion>Equally tall pretty mare sees me, our eyes connect, it was love at first sight.>There was Mud Briar next to her talking about random bullshit and she looking very disinterested>I walk up straight to her and say "I really feel like we have a connection together and would like to be your lover from now.">"I feel the same way">We both walk off into the night and we don't even notice if Mud Briar had any reaction to the ordeal. It was like he was an NPC plant.While I find the ponies bean-bodies phisiques cute and cat-like, I think the taller more alicorn yet slender deer-like bodies are the way to go, especially with cat mannerisms. Nightmare Moon looks like a panther with wings.
I think cozy glow SUCKS
>>42943058>t. faggot
>>42943058sucks human cock
>>42943058sucks stallion cock
>>42943058sucks mare cock
>you're sick anon, let us help you
>>42941727>My immune system is equipped with the biological equivalent of fully automatic military assault rifles with night vision and laser scopes, and we have recently acquired phosphorous grenades, cluster bombs, and anti-personnel fragmentation mines.
>>42941727Ok whats your cure?
>>42942088bump
>>42941727>Naw, Sunny, I'm okay. I jus-->*Sees Misty standing next to her>Nevermind.png>*Starts puking everywhere
>>42941727Actually am sick so I'd appreciate this.Stick a vacuum down my throat and suck this mucus out. God just let me sleep for a week until it's gone.
Let's have a thread to discuss the best MLP fanfic.My favourite parts:"A safe kind of danger" which captures God's ability to create a thing with contradictory properties.The wedding vows bit, which captures the correct understanding of marriage.Drinking game: take a drink every time you read "analog"
>>42942053It was good, but overrated imo.
>>42942053Fanfic does not make sense how can god exist in Mlp?
>>42942053>iwtcird, extended to a novel
>>42942053I was honestly into it until the herdfagging. And not because i hate herding. I actually like it. But it didn't work in this fic at all. The twilight arc was just... boring. The RD arc was like a relationship. You just got the feeling the Twi arc was because the writer had a boner for purple hoers that day. It just didn't work.
>>42942053My favorite fanfic is summer on fire
>the fuffIs that what she calls her... you know...
they call her the fluff
>>42943784her name is Adolf Hitler
>>42943784i ate her leg
>I want this present to say "I'm so proud of you, both as a mentor and a friend. Equestria is safer thanks to you.">The first thing she'll see when she wakes up is herself surrounded by all her friends.This is literally the sweetest thing anyone has ever said. Do you ever just watch this show and get jealous? It should have been me! Why can't I have a friend as thoughtful and caring as Twilight Sparkle? Do people like that even exist irl? I certainly don't know anyone like that.
>>42942128I don't even remember what episode that is.>TwilicornYeah, I wouldn't have watched it recently.
>>42942162It's the start of Season 7 and the start of Starlight's second character arc. Or third if you consider her time as a villain an arc. It's been years since I've watched the show too but Season 7 is my absolute favorite so I decided to watch a few random episodes and clips from it and this scene made me cry.
>>42942142Why wouldn't they?
>>42942128>Owlicious never had a physical appearance after season 5I wouldn't be surprised if he died.
>>42942184The Rainbow Dash's parents episode also made me cry btw.
I don't like the thought that ponies can grow old and die, nor do I like the thought that they can get serious health problems.
>>42943557My head canon is they don't
>4 posts erasedCould it be that the sanitary engineer was responsible or the first post. It would explain why thread quality has plummeted recently.