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Thought it appropriate since we're gonna get a new episode today.
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Is writefriend still here? Looking forward to the spa.
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>>30176937
I'm not sure actually.He's probably busy with life.
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>>30176937
That green was bad, seriously, the most generic bad.

>What is Flutterrape?
Flutterrape is a collection of stories about ponies trying to have sex with Anon, the only human in Equestria. While the title implies that it is Fluttershy trying to rape Anon, others may follow in her stead and attempt their own versions of rape. There are different versions of Flutterrape, but most are lighthearted stories about the ponies failing in their comical attempts to get into Anon’s pants. Just because your story has Anon in it, doesn't mean it fits in this thread. Check other threads (AiE, RGRE etc) about story content before posting.

>It's been 5 years, how is this thread still alive?
A perverse mixture of Necromancy and spite.

>How do I start writing?
Use your imagination, you nitwit. Additionally, brush up on your grammar and abandon your standards.

Writing Guides:
Clever Dick's Tips For Short Stories -- https://pastebin.com/GGBkxi7e
Driverbang's Writing Guide -- http://pastebin.com/uXvpYYzS
Navarone's Writing Rules -- http://pastebin.com/bnMmZ2T3

For additional information, visit the /Writefags' Guild/ for help and feedback on your works.

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>>30175392
That was really good.
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Bump
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>>30175347
I doubt shyhorse will cover that.
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>Phil Spector's Wall of Sound
Ugh, I can tell I was tired when I wrote this, conflating Spector Sound and the Grateful Dead.

That should of course be the Grateful Dead's Wall of Sound, pic related.

Previously: After arriving in Canterlot, Etherbreeze and Paperbloom take a short rest at a cafe. When it becomes apparent that Twilight wasn't going to receive them, Etherbreeze decides to get a room at the Moxie. The hotel is currently done up inside as a spirit infested forest, and the playful costumed receptionist awaits what kind of rooming arrangements you want.

Previous Thread: https://www.anonpone.com/longname/29930729
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Etherbreeze: "Paperbloom... A moment?"

> You give him a concerned look.
> It helps him break out of his embarrassment with the receptionist, and he trots over.
> Quietly you take him aside and ask him about his preferences.
> He very clearly states his intent; he is willing to sleep on the floor if bed space is limited.

> You nod and return to your thoughts.
> The suite would offer you the most amenities (most importantly, two beds), and give you access to the festivities.
> Access would help with trying to conceal the true nature of your visit, but the cost of the large suite would strain your budget.

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>>30171589
We're bad at this. Can you pick a game for us please?
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>>30171589
Chess. Chess. Chess.
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>>30173461
Backgammon
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>>30176397
Pffffft

It's going to be the worst thing inside of a theater since the 2012 Aurora shooter.
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>>30175713
That's not Jem and the holograms: the movie
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Reminder that movie ratings are meaningless as long as toys keep selling well
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>>30175713
>implying anything can beat the most horrible movie ever shown in theaters that is EqG
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>>30175713
Even worse
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It's going to be the best thing we've ever had since SoL.
We're going to have 5 threads talking about it for three months 24/7 and the activity will skyrocket so much they're going to fire scruffy.
MARK MY WORDS

Previous thread: >>29957285
Pony Horror Thread #01: http://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/29607617
Pony Horror Thread #02: http://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/29698360
Pony Horror Thread #03: http://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/29805086
Pony Horror Thread #04: http://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/29957285

Previous thread stories:

By Waxworks:
Red or blue hearts: https://pastebin.com/3rHxUihC
Facets of Power: https://pastebin.com/mUMgZY3R
Self-Reflection: https://pastebin.com/xGNN9zYs
The Reanimaretor [WIP]: https://pastebin.com/Wpy39kT8

By Speaker to Birds:

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“Fine then. I can wait. But can you?” The voice said.
“Are you just going to keep bothering me until I tell you?” Derpy asked.
“Yes.”
Well at least he was frank about it, Derpy thought. It didn’t make her any happier to hear it. If he was the same stallion that had broken into her house and that she had seen in the alleyway, how had he escaped so quickly, and without leaving anything behind? Was she seeing things too? Derpy chuckled. Who was she kidding, of course she was!
The chuckle gave way to a sigh and a frown. It was normal for her, but it shouldn’t be. She’d never heard of any other ponies who had problems like hers. That may be only because everypony who had the problem was written off as crazy and told to ‘deal with it’, or take some sort of medicine for it.
“No, I think it’s completely abnormal what you’re seeing, but you should at least be a little bit curious about it,” the voice said.
“Okay, now I really think you’re in my head. I didn’t say any of that out loud,” Derpy said.
The voice was silent.
“At least give me a name I can call you. You don’t want me dead or for... any other reasons, or you’d have done it, so if we’re going to talk, give me a name,” Derpy said.
“Hmmm, fine. Call me… Ego Trip,” he said.
“Well that’s an awfully cocky name,” Derpy said.
“Hah. I figured you’d think as much. We’re going to get very well acquainted, you and I,” Ego Trip said.
“Well Ego Trip, I hope you’ll forgive me for not getting you a cot to sleep on, but I only have the one, we’re not sharing, and you don’t get any blankets. I think you’ll live,” Derpy said as she cleaned up the table and headed for her bedroom.
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>>30175475
Derpy has a conversation.

Updated my journal: https://pastebin.com/Hk0ZwdGZ
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>>30175286
It would make for a pretty good story I'm sure, dude. You should write one about it. You've already come up with the premise.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tAlNEY5qFbs
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Pastebins:
http://pastebin.com/u/JakieChanTulpa
http://pastebin.com/u/Not-Immortal
http://pastebin.com/u/EarfulofNapalm
http://pastebin.com/u/Fizzles_Anon
http://pastebin.com/u/HeliAnon
http://pastebin.com/u/Maintenance-Bro
http://pastebin.com/u/AirArk
http://pastebin.com/u/Unfortunate_Rookie
http://pastebin.com/u/Plonefag
http://pastebin.com/u/DerpyDubs
http://pastebin.com/u/BobRay
http://pastebin.com/u/Nagibator_99
http://pastebin.com/u/Typhoon2142
http://pastebin.com/u/AspirantWritesThings

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>>30175132
I listened to the track and went back to the spaceship but she wasn't there
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>>30176662
I want to anally rape your imaginary faceless dream plone please
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Crop the colored version instead of the line one, it has more of an demoralizing impact
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HE RETURNED
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>>30172271
>mfw based Larson should have been the head writer
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>>30172533
>going to the store
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P8AKP4Tw9sE
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>>30175470
cool, now try providing actual points instread of strawmanning and switching between extremes.
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>>30176627
>"Vogel writes the best episodes of season 6" are actual points
Uh huh. Neato.

Let's not forget that my post literally says SEASON 7 IS GOOD, but God forbid letting someone who dares to dislike SOMETHING escape scot-free, huh? Keep fighting the good fight, Anon. Fucking retard.
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Why some hate this good song
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Spike can't sing, the lyrics were cringe and the music was bad, on top of the song being forced and filler.

And I liked It's Gonna Work and the Flutter Brutter song.

This song just didn't do it for me. Sorry shitty spike.
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This is the best song of S6. It truly nailed the feel of a tearjerker Broadway musical numbers. It's just that you cynical consumerist faggots can't appreciate such things.
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>>30175407
I never understood the complaining around this:
>Spike is a worship level hero of the kingdom giving his word
>Twilight is the princess of friendship giving her word
>Cadance is the ruler of the that kingdom giving her word
>Spike executed a plan where the crystal ponies had to interact with Thorax beforehand
>Throax didn't commit a crime

It took all of these plus Spike's peace song, argument just to convince the crystal ponies to give Throax A CHANCE. Yeah I don't see they trying something new as unreasonable.
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>>30175407
Wanted dialogue and discussion, not a song then immediate acceptance.
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"For little girls"

Twilight: I can't really believe your story Anon, buildings with over 100 levels? Flying boats bigger than Ponyville? And yet there's no magic in your world? Please.
>Growing tired of Twilight's berating, you go out into the world to prove her wrong.

That's the prompt that started it all. So what is thread about? It's about Anon bringing human science and inventions to Equestria and a disbelieving Twilight. Although, that's not necessarily the prompt you need to follow if writing is what you desire.

Thread Story List.
http://pastebin.com/XKLNjAAx

Previous Thread: >>29910135 / www.http://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/29910135
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>>30172593
I actually like that he starts out weak and then gets stronger. It helps show how far he advances
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>>30154506
>>30035631
>>30135154
>>30143625
I'm not dead. I've been busy updating another story, but it's difficult at the moment since they are just shitting on it. I assume you guys want me to continue the Twilight story yes?
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>>30175499
That would be the newer one, yes? Either way I say just do it if that's what you want to work on,
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>>30175499
yes please
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>>30175499
So what's the other story you we're working on?

glimmy wants upsies!
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*lifts*

we always give the main character upsies here
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>Anon grabs her flank
>She /impulsively/ makes his head explode
>She's forgiven
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>>30175858
No way
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Post the cutest image you have saved
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>>30150571
>3dpd no hooves

What are you, some sort of queer?
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>>30156949
She... she looks like my ex if she were a pegasus pone.
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>>30151094
>"I was so poor that I couldn't afford bread, but rather than actually try to work for a living I decided it would be better spent hurting animals, boo hoooooo"
How's the welfare check, Tyrone?
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>>30173004
Cutest princess

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ITT we describe what we like about our waifu/favourite pony
Then write what you like/dislike from the pony in the lastest post

You have 5 words to describe each, can be less but no more than 5, I ll begin:

She always makes me laugh
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>>30170608

Child bearing hips
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Thicc sexy Apple hips
>>30175625
Your namefagging is cancerous
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Successful with style and grace.
>>30175661
Is a good christian pone.
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>>30170651
This
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Cute, clever, supportive, open-minded
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Most elegant pone

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Good evening /mlp/, maybe you can help me

I'm looking for a greentesxt/pasta from c. 2011 in which an anon's life gets saved by a rainbow dash figure that his daughter gave him (a sniper shoots him and rainbow dash stops the bullet)

Hope you can help me find it

here is a pony
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>>30174720
I was there and remember it but didn't save it
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oh god i think i found it unfortunately
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>>30175146
Oh lordy I remember mylittebrony from back when I was underage b& in 2012-14
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>>30174727
Damn
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>>30175146
Wow now it is ruined with memefaces

If your ship is intact by the end, Far can get it.

An alarm rings.
"Summit..."
He grumbles in his sleep, an arm slung over you protectively.
"Summit." You repeat, yawning yourself, then push softly up when he doesn't wake up. The hunk of an earth pony floats off in the almost null gravity.
"Dhera?" He rubs his eyes, "What's..."
"I don't know." You yawn again and stretch, kicking with one of your hindlegs to float off. "Pensa?"
"Present." Answers a prerecorded voice as you float across the ship, pinballing to the main console. "Alert: Jammed communications. Large unidentified ship approaching with their teleport hop engine disabled. Assumption: Pirates. Advise: Attempt evasion."
You shake your head distractedly, tugging with your telekinesis. Your shotgun, and a few boxes of varying ammo -slugs, salt, and rubber rounds- floats to you from the bed's underside, and you can hear Summit checking his rifle in the glorified cabinet that's your bedroom.
"Advise: Attempt evasion." Repeats Pensamiento, "Notice: This ship is not designed for combat."
"They'll try to get us out with the ship intact." You shrug, reaching the console. The fuselage's too thick to pierce without explosives.
"You forgot this one." Summit bounces off the bedroom, offering a pistol you grab distractedly.
"Notice: Unidentified ship is charging a high-mass teleport." Talks Pensa, "Assumption: They will attempt to teleport the whole ship inside theirs and forcibly remove all occupants."
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Summit simply blinks at that, at a loss of words for a moment. "You in the military?"
"I don't need titles." She says casually, and you have the feeling it's not a good idea to pursue the topic. "But that's not what I wanted to talk about. I'll ensure the filly's well being, and I am sure her dedication to the medical sciences will be a boon to Equestria if she develops properly. Of course, what maters here is that word, if. Isn't it such a small thing?"
"And we mater in that?" You ask after sharing another look with Summit.
"As she grows up, she'll understand the moral implications of all she's done and while a lot of people lauds guilt as a deterrent from mistakes, I've found it to be a deterrent from growth as well. I trust you two understand it wasn't malice that made her act that way but ignorance, lack of guidance, and... well, what any parent oughts to know. That a child would destroy everything if their parents were in the line."
"Are you going anywhere with this?" You ask, too tired to care for any of it.
"That it might be a good idea if you visited her sometimes. Helped her understand that who she hurt were people, but that people forgives and moves on. It might also be therapeutic for the filly you'll adopt, although I'd advise you give her some time to recover before suggesting it. Get her to, at least, be willing to let the baby colt out of her view."
"And I assume someone'll facilitate that." Says Summit.
"Oh, yes, of course. Your schedules will be busy with a new business and foals, after all. And forgive the doctor. He's just worried for the little ones." She walks off the room, her expression pleasant and calm, and pauses after opening it, "Miss Terracota, if I might be a bit too informal... carrots help lactation." She walks off.
You can only watch the closed door.
"Have you told anyone about the bar?" You ask Summit after a moment-.
"I don't think I have." He shakes his head.
Another instant passes.
"Lactation." You say. "Oh, crap..."
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BONUS POST

You pass Summit his coffee cup, moving your leg out of Far's way with practiced ease, and look at what he took off the kitchen's drawers: Amber's little plastic cup.
"You two playing house?" Asks Summit.
"Yeah!" Far smiles widely,
"You do that." Summit grabs his cup, chuckling.
"I'll be the bestest wife!" Far trots off the room.
A second passes.
"Did he say wife?"

The end. You can let this thread die.
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That was good but I think it started to get a little too fast paced towards the end. Especialy during the climax.
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>>30175861
Agreed my fellow passbro.
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>>30174604
THE GREATEST THING
THE DEVIL EVER DID
WAS MAKE YOU PEOPLE BELIEVE HE DIDN'T EXIST
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