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Returning from the dead to a new world with the end in sight I bring you the casual sex threads of old. Because when the world is about to end there is nothing better to do than fuck like there's no tomorrow.

In these threads, we fantasize about an utopian or dystopian depending of your philosophy Equestria where sex is not a taboo and is considered perfectly natural.
An Equestria, where it is not uncommon for stallions to try to mount mares or for mares to present themselves to passing stallions (or human males) in public places if they should happen to get the urge.
Mares casually conversing with their friends or going about their own business, paying little or no attention to the stallion eagerly rutting them, would be a common sight.
A thread where for a time we indulge in our degenerate desires and give into our ID to fuck everything in sight.

Paistbins that I can find
>paistbin of paistbins

More paistbins
>Something to do While it Rains (Sparity) (EqG)
http://pastebin.com/PsJ6yJ29 + joke end http://pastebin.com/D8v7UhYf

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casual butts
should we make another thread? this one seems pretty dead.
Not really any point in making a new thread before bump limit, the new thread would likely be just as dead. Let's just find more to discuss while waiting for more writefags, such as:
How would something like prostitution work in Equestria? Would it be completely non-existent due to the casual sex, or would it be something only highly skilled ponies could do for those ponies that want more than just a quick fuck?
I would assume it would be more of prostitution for a date or something. No real need to pay for sex when everyone is open for business always.

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Welcome to Dadonequus! Where the premise is about a human brought to Equestria by Discord himself, in order to fulfill an ulterior motive.

Enjoy stories more in tune to the show! We usually refrain from any lewd or edgy themes/tones. So come in and experience some of the greatest stories with some of the most apathetic readers on the board!

Are you a newfag? Below are pastebins of stories currently in the making with a synopsis on each one. See which one suits your interests and give it a read!

Any unactive greens can be found in the archive link with a library of stories.

Please feel free to comment, discuss, and give writers feedback! And don't be afraid to create art or start your own story!

All Stories / Archive:
Archive of stories: https://pastebin.com/RiguRjdM
Active Writers:
Ben Dover ( https://pastebin.com/u/Ben__Dover ) - An adorable colt must save his father after being turned to stone by the princesses.

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it's shit.
Ah, it's good to see you again buddy!
Sheesh, I have to catch up!
page 9 bump

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In a wooden cottage, next to a forest, somewhere in the land of friendship and magic…
>You are sitting at the dining table, staring into a mug of cold coffee. It wasn’t always cold; in fact, it was freshly made when you received it, yet you couldn’t do much besides staring into its black abyss. However, only you stare back: the same blue eyes, the same faded pink mane, the same very soft green coat of fur, the same slender horn atop your forehead.
>The same everyday for the last 4…? 5 months? You’ve honesty lost count. What you do know is that you are living in a lie. You /are/ the lie. You were hurt, hopeless and broken, and then he found you. And you have been lying to him ever since.
>Who is he? A ‘hooman,’ or at least that’s how you understood it. A sort of outcast, although by choice, as it seems. A blessing to you, as he has no idea about how ponies normally behave. After you crash landed in the forest nearby, he took you in and nursed you back into full health. He never complained about how demanding you behaved, how you expected him to fulfil your commands, right until the day you realized it. From that day you felt something change inside you.
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Tell him that you're more tired than hungry and thinking of just turning in early.
This is great! Your writing is good! Please do more!
Tell him we're not hungry. Eating food all the time is tiresome. But we can cuddle in bed when Aaron falls asleep. We wouldn't want him to notice too much.

Fresh Art Edition.

Post the freshest art you can find of the Great and Powerful Trixie.

BG9I know you're there
Smegma_Avenger dead
Jacket also dead
The Great and Powerful Grim_Ponka
Flan Draw us some more Trixie please?!?

Last Thread

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Nah, I found it.
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>No Trixie eating cinnamon nuts

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Stories about NEET ponies,


Greens may involve:

•Floor Bored, the fandom's favorite filthy forever alone nymphomaniac NEET (see pic)
•Moondancer or other neetpones
•Anon(you) intruding on the neetpone's life
•Being a NEET with her, or looking after her and getting her life back together
•Being a lovely boyfriend for your neetpone
•Turning neetpone into the perfect wife
•Lots and lots of hot dirty NEET sex

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That's a much better idea than the shitty idea I came up with
now to go back to sleep...
>Five years after the undercover NEET rehabilitation started, and the initial group of Nightmare worshiper have all moved on to lead happy lives.
>Except one.
>Floor Bored, unaware of the fact that she is surrounded by guards, is still in the the cult, resistant to every attempt to straighten her out.
>At this point, she's pretty sure she has become the groups sempai as she is both the most senior member, and the rest of the worshipers are always talking to her and are constantly inviting her to weird activities.
>Obviously, they're poorly disguised date attempts, but she has to admit it does make her feel good.
>She's taken pottery and cooking classes, sat in at a writing group, played volleyball, and has been taken to a myriad of seminars on a wide range of topics.
>She's practically been on a date every week for the last five years.
>What's really annoying though is that none of the ponies are brave enough to make a move on her.
>The one time she decided to take the lead and get a cute colt in the sack with her, she scared him away and he never came to another meeting.

>Meanwhile, Princess Luna has become frustrated.
>So many of her little ponies have been helped from her oddly conceived project.
>Something that started merely as a way to stop NEETs from performing their humiliating rituals has made a truly positive impact.
>Ponies her were once nothing more than leeches on society are now productive members of it instead.

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Honestly pretty much...if not for certain obligations is be asleep right now
Its a neat concept and if like to see more

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another thread for the applehoers
old: >>31622497
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Seems to me that your problem is, you don't really understand conservatism and probably don't care to. Stereotypes and archetypes exist for a good reason, you don't need subversive progressive plot twist to make a character interesting.
This is strangely better than the original.
I know it's technically pity attention they are giving Appul (and us by extension), but we appreciate their "concerns".

Also, morning bump.

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Rainbow Dash is ready to show you her latest trick. What is it?

Writefagging, Pictures, Discussions

Previous thread: >>31616860

Current Writefags:

Rosenkreutz !!x9kIUBwer0n

mobius !9PEUyNz5zw

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toned and lean
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>Live with cute sister
>Adored by her
>Finally decide to make a move
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but who was phone!

fucking newfags!
Thus dies one of the most entertaining /mlp/ threads to appear in a LONG while.
No sweetie
pls no kill

I'm not ready yet
I know who is OP.

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Happy new year everyone!

Moon-day Pastebin: https://pastebin.com/He5X50m6
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Like all ponies, in a way
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Gonna bump the thread with a LunAnon pastebin link. Some writefag in the man and mare thread started a green, and it’s looking pretty alright so far.

Sister bump

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You are man now, you must choose your husbando.
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The best thing about G4 ending will be you committing suicide, Vogelfag.
>still thinking the critic score matters
Ahahahahahahaha. G5 is only the beginning.

>Still thinking your puny 5k fanboy votes matter
You are such a sad little boy.

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>So what is this thread about?
A thread dedicated to Little League, an OC who just so happens to be Lyra's cousin.

She has an affinity for Anon, and tries to make him 'haply' in any way possible.

>What should I expect?
Fillies, cuteness, shenanigans, and usually a Lyra.

>I'm a writer!
Then write, my dude.

>Funposting allowed?
Yes, just don't over do it.
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>"I was just trying to get him to stop resisting arrest," Says Local Cop Who Jumped Straight from Verbal Instructions to Shooting Man Twenty Times in the Face - "I just don't know what went wrong!"
>and LL was just taking her retribution, and then wanting to take some more afterwards
I bet that's what she'd want her mark to be
She would go so far as to paint it over her real one

Why did everyone accept this as a "normal cartoon thing" ?
How do you judge believable/normal acting in a cartoon compared to fake/phoned-in/flanderized acting? The characters act insane for a decent reason and not for heckling laughs.

Pinkie Pie's Party of One scene is far far more comparable to Ren's insanity in (Ren & Stimpy) in terms of believability. Pinkie Pie goes insanely paranoid because she figures out she's annoying everyone with her retarded parties and nobody wants her, a very good reason which gets humorously amplified like a cartoon.
Ren who grows jealous because everyone loves his retarded friend for being the "dumb cute one" and Ren is considered the morbid cynic that nobody loves. His jealousy turns into anger and he contemplates strangling his retard friend to death in his sleep.

They are realistic because their motives are, even if their actions are amplified to 11 by the fact it's a cartoon.

A character is suppose to follow the storytelling's logic, you cannot have him follow a 4th wall breaking "retarded memes for the viewers" kind of logic such as Twilight's pathetic excuse "I didn't figure out the lesson of the week for Celestia" which in itself is 4th wall breaking and it's amplified even worse because Twilight is the intellectual leader type character, meaning the writer is an idiot who didn't even check or care about who the characters are.
Ignore him, he's just a samefag with a hateboner for the episode Lesson Zero

I'm guessing someone insulted him for doing characters "Out of character" and now he feels the need to prove that Lesson Zero is out of character.
Choke on a big white viking dick.

He hates money and he hates good entertainment. What is the purpose of an executive, but to piss off everyone and destroy everything he touches?
Even Vogel's alter ego hates him.

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Does anyone have any fanfics of a stalker or yandere version of Scoots?
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Remember Stalkerloo?

God I shitpost nyx and this made me feel old.
I miss the early tumblr verse with all the crossovers.
Only place nyx could really thrive too. Maybe then I wouldn't have become such a piece of shit.
>Be Anon
>One blood-shot eye opens among the darkly lit bedroom in a ponyville house
"Cyka Blyat, nyet again..."
>Grabbing your Spetsnaz issue makarov from the holster you put a watchful eye towards the doorway
>A silhouette is seen creeping across the hallway
"Who is of being there!?"
>From the shadows you hear someone let out a surprised remark
>"O Kurwa!"
>with that you open fire
>You give chase to the racing shadow across the hallway
>just as you're about to tackle the shadow a the light-switch flips on

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Post pics, and love Sunset.

Sunset Sunday Pastebin- http://pastebin.com/EG5MyMqE
GreentextSavant’s Pastebin- http://pastebin.com/u/AlexanderGrey
BG9's Pastebin- http://pastebin.com/u/BG9
Gritsaw’s Pastebin- http://pastebin.com/u/Gritsaw
Zharkaer's Pastebin- https://pastebin.com/u/Zharkaer

Sunset Greentexts-
Sunset x Anon by XMRWRITEFAGX- http://pastebin.com/8D0At0aP
Burning Sensation (NSFW, Mutant Sunset x Anon) by SUPERKEATON https://pastebin.com/uFRYAqki
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Oooooooooo, boobies.
Eva from Genesis.
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I still can't believe that ShimSham is canonically Banksy.
I dont know who that is.

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