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I haven't felt sad for a while. Can we have a proper feels thread to fix that?

This pastebin holds what you may need to learn how to pretendhorse http://pastebin.com/Pu749mrT
bea- wha-what?
>Beating the Bear Poster to the Punchline
>Forget to actually say 'Bears' in OP

one job OP

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Amicitia magia est, we giddy up forever

Our new two star logo >>28230940

This thread is dedicated to winding down our hype levels after the train wre- i mean train ride that was the 2016 summer cup, Pic related is an idea of what the cup was like.

Read about this sport and this happening here

watch /mlp/s games here-

Email giddyup@derpymail.org if you want to be put on the list for scarves.

We winter now, i guess.
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>one against /s/
>they don't played 20% cooler for shits and giggles
Ken left because we didn't play 20% cooler after a win when he was commentating.
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>tfw killed Ken by accident
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They didn't rigged it right.
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Do you think we should invite Boris do color for a game in FT3 to show there's no hard feelings? We get Kregg every year anyway, we might as well get the other half of the vaudeville act in.

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How much mass does a pony have?
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>Foal that was measured was crouching
Whoever made this was dumb.
she has earth pony ancestry concentrated in her butt
the mass equal to an animal of its size
I am sure that their heads would turn out to be bigger then yours, due to their muzzles.
Unless you have bonecancer in your skull.
These threads are gold.

Raggums thread. "When will she return" edition.
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>"When will she return"
Might as well plug my own art here while we're at it!

I still love Raggie...cant wait to read the comic!
Raggie a shit
10 bump
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You're shit desu baka senpai

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Twilight: I can't really believe your story Anon, buildings with over 100 levels? Flying boats bigger than Ponyville? And yet there's no magic in your world? Please.
>Growing tired of Twilight's berating, you go out into the world to prove her wrong.

That's the prompt that started it all. So what is thread about? It's about Anon bringing human science and inventions to Equestria and a disbelieving Twilight. Although, that's not necessarily the prompt you need to follow if writing is what you desire.

Thread Story List.
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Wait there are multiple "fuck you scotty" guys. I thought is was just one random anon.
That's ok because I like your greentext too
Idk, I just did it for tradition, seeing as nobody else has. I think the one guy left.
Twilight is eager to grill you for all the knowledge you've got.

>So, anon, let's talk about that instant communication thing you guys have, how does that work?

There are...ones and zeroes...in the air...and, um, you catch them with your phone.

>Great! So, how do we make these "phones"?

I, uh, you get one from...china...and they make them...I don't know how.

>Ah, well, ok. How about those big buildings, then? How do we do that?

Um, you call, uhhh...some mexicans? And, they, uh....I dunno.

>I...see. How about the abundance of food you guys grow? What's the secret to keeping the pests and weeds off of such huge acreage?

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This is the story of a quiet, courteous and organized mare named Sharp “Twitch" Catalog who made a deal with less than trustworthy ponies and is now slowly patching her life back together with the help of her friendly neighborhood mob operation.

Last time, Nel and Gamble set out to do some bribery.

Last Thread: >>28128915

Archive: https://www.anonpone.com/dirty/
Fanart: https://www.anonpone.com/dirty/fanart

"Some idiot tried to mug me. We've now got Pressed's address though, so we can either move on him now or tomorrow."
>Gamble looks around the streets, then quips,
>"No time like the present."
>Then stands and follows him to the door.

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I know right. There could be cream all over it!
W-what DID we do last night?
>Today's a big day!
>You first go to the dresser and look for your prettiest dress.
>However, you end up finding it in a ball on the floor.
>You make a mental reminder to berate drunk "you" at a later date, but for now lay it out and inspect it.
>It's still clean and pristine, thankfully drunk you knows not to spill, so you place it on the bed and pop off for a quick shower.
>As you run the soap over yourself, you speculate.
>What did you do last night?
>Maybe you'll ask Tally if she remembers last night.
>So after that, you exchange places with Tally, slip on your dress and head to the Laugh.
>You remembering seeing some lockers in the back room, so you drop your gun off there before heading out.
>Don't want to be seen with that around a police station!
>And speaking of police stations, it takes a little while to trot to the main office inside the Canterlot grounds, but you're greeted by a friendly receptionist.

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Hello! My name is Sharp Catalog, I have an interview today.
Sure. Not much else to do.

Howdy, partner!

What you see here began as a series of comedy-centric stories with the concept of an alicorn-ascended Princess Applejack trying to change a mismanaged Equestria for the better by humorously interacting with the other, quite lazy, princesses.

Not to mention a whole bunch of Changelings with nothing better to do but cause mischief.

The whole thing was set in motion by this gem:


>So, wait, why am Ah' a princess again?

>Because you seem to be the only goddamn one of those ponies who gets that a Princess need to do actual work regarding maintenance of the kingdom. You know how much city planning or trade negotiations Twilight or Luna have done? Fucking nothing. Everyone is obsessed with the world ending threats they think I should fight, but the minute I point out the free health care I have to work to maintain everyone goes quiet. And don't even get me started on Cadence, who can't even manage a basic meeting with the Equestrian Games representative. Fucking annoying. Go do actual princess stuff, because apparently everyone else got the pamphlets mixed up or something and thinks "Princess" means "Beat cop."

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42 has a better chance against her opponent than Double H at the moment.

They're both gonna lose, but still.
“Spoiled Rich”

>Are you sure you must go so quickly?

The older mare, no matter how much makeup she slathered on to hide that fact, waved off any concerns, shuffling onto the airship ramp with an elegant flair.

“Oh, you know how it is. My little sweetie pie’s deed is done, but the march of fame never ends! We’re off to begin anew and to help bolster our reputation, which of course will only help your marketing team ever further. They should be thanking us.

A sly eyebrow cocked up, but Pennydrop hid it well.

>Oh yes, so much help.

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In a nutshell, Honeyheart, Jetset's nurse mare friend, summoned him during a confrontation with a groper, then wanted him to give her a ride to Canterlot. Halfway into it, she comes to the realization that she doesn't deserve Jetset, that everything in her life has thus far been earned and she's going to 'earn' his protection by getting to Canterlot on her own accord.

She doesn't tell Jetset this but Jetset and his semi-omniscient ass deduces she's going to do something and thus leaves her his shades. It's quickly discovered that those shades are in a technological league all their own, downright on TWIENCE levels.

Through a series of flashbacks, Honey discovers that Jetset actually built those shades from the ground-up, all the while traveling with the diamond dog Zanta who basically threatens the fuck out of her to lead him to the Crystal Empire to help find his younger brother.

Annnnd, right now, Honey just decked Zanta in the shit. So, yeah. I missed some stuff I'm sure but yeah.
>Sweetie Belle
“Sweetie Doll”







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“So we’re just going to go back to normal now.”


“We’re just going to pretend like that whole robot fight didn’t happen?”


“We’re just going to… move on, move past it, like nothing matters. Just reset like this whole thing didn’t mean anything, like we could just forget it all went down, and then just act like everything is normal. Never even mentioning it later.”

>It seems like it.

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Catch up at: https://www.anonpone.com/miracle/
Or if you want a quick start, read the char list: https://qt.catbox.moe/3c98e8
>AJ: Crystal ball, Hat (Worn), Humorous cow statuette, Cross necklace, Strange cross amulet, Peaches, Locked box, Whiskey, Keys
>Mirria: Cape (Worn), 1 pen, Binoculars (Worn), Ankh necklace (Worn), paper
>Rarity: Mask (Worn), key.

-Reach the top of the tower.
-Get Rubicon a new body or repair
--Get Sabrina to make it or find the schematics to do it ourselves

Jumped a bit forward because I didn't realize I was paddling so much
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Osmanthus today, Miracle tomorrow.

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Been dealing with a pretty painful breakup recently.
Can we have a cute pone/feels thread? Things hurt a lot.
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This one always makes me happy. She's so cute
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>mfw never been in a relationship
>now 22
I smile because I may never know your pain and you will never know mine: the pain of not finding joy with another.
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Join me. The train is coming.
Looks like it tips her nose.

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>Those faces
>Those pajamas
You don't know how much I want to ravage these two
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I'll forgive you...
But that doesn't mean you never hurt me.
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Quit acting like you don't enjoy it, hoe
You have to eat all of them
“More like the opposite. You tell anyone about this right now, I tell everyone you’re not as experienced as you say you are.”
>Her brows furrow as she pouts, yet she still can’t help but hide the look of pleasure on her face.
>“F-fine...but I’m still more experienced than you.”
“Now that, I don’t doubt,” you say, your head nearing her left nipple.
>It’s dark blue and small, but completely firm and erect as it stands tall at attention.
>The color looks like blue berries, except much more delectable.
>You remove your hand a cease your pinching, but you continue playing with the right one.
>You stare straight into Rainbow Dash’s eyes as your head approaches the left nub on her chest.
>Shakily, she nods her head in approval.
>Your face leans to the left side of her chest as you give it small kisses till you reach her nipple.
>You cup her left breast in your hand, appreciating the little weight it has far more than most should, and enjoy the feeling holding a tit in general.
>Then, you slowly bring out your tongue as it makes contact with her supple flesh, and began to slowly lick your tongue around the shape of her areola.
>Her head head leans back as she lets out a shuddery moan, her arms shaking as they wrap around the back of your neck and shoulders, draped there lazily as the sensations given to her dull her focus.

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Now I do love your writing but you're blue balling me here dude. Can you now maybe, pre write sex scenes so I can jack off once spectacularly instead of a half assed wank every 12 hours.

or you know what ever... I love you

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You're in Equestria!
Well... you've been in Equestria... for about a year now. The initial excitement of your arrival and the ponies that you've met has faded away into monotony. Now, all you can think about it settling down with the one pony you've had your eyes on even before you arrived here in this magical land. You must have her (or him) for your bride (or groom)! Obviously, the first step would be actually talking to them, something you've avoided the whole time you've been here. Maybe if that hits off alright, you can ask them out! But don't get ahead of yourself... there are no continues.
First of all, let's decide.
Who's your waifu?
2, 3, 5, or 7 decides.
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I just want her to tell me she loves me.
>Not real
Fucking normie get off my board reeeeee
You will never be allowed into equestria when you die.
Despaired bump, i wish OP will return.
When will our waifu times continue?

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Lemon-flavoured Edition

This thread is dedicated to MLP characters depicted with physical disabilities. Post art, green, or just discussion of the topic.

Examples would be a deaf-mute Pinkie Pie (due to her loud personality), or an Applejack with brittle-bone disease (because apple farming).
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Jinx a cute.
> Thou never wakest up on Time.
> 'Tis simply because of thy Ailment.
> Nevertheless, Father dearest is upset.
> "Pinkie, thou needest to rise with the Rooster."
> That's what he wrote with his Chalk.
> Father never saw fit to learn thy Signs.
> Had he the Rights by Law he would cast thee aside.
> "She is cursed," thou didst hear him say unto Mother before thou didst reach the Age of Aabour.
> "'Tis a Message from our Lady. The Girl is a danger."
> Yea, but still thou workest the Fields.
> Even as our Lady's great Flame baketh down upon thee, thou workest.
> Thou workest as thy Sisters never do, and never shall.
> And still, Father careth not.
> Thou dost arrive late, yet leavest later.
> Thou bringest home more Stone than thy Sisters combined.

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> 'Tis upon such a Day, One filled with Toil and Labour, that thou doth encounter our Lady's Grace and Majesty with thy own Eyes.
> Thou art collecting a Pile of Stones of their own Colour.
> Thou seest thy Sisters enteren into the Farmhouse, to the Toll of the supper Bell, no Doubt.
> Father looketh upon thee, as if he had spied Discord himself.
> He slammeth the Door shut.
> Thou sighest, the vibrations running through thy Heart.
> Thy Work hath just begun.
> Verily, 'tis simply what thy Thoughts weren.
> As thou beginnest thy Work anew, the Sky thundereth, Light hitself tearing apart as the Garment of a worldly Mare.
> A coloured Ring expandeth from across the World, forcing thee backwards.
> Thou strugglest to maintain thy Hoofing, yet hit doth end as speedily as hit had begun.
> Thy Mane is a Mass of tangled Curls, a State thou hast nery a Memory of since thy Foalhood.
> The Sky seemeth to bleed from the Gash left by the Event.
> 'Tis beautiful, truely.
> Hit awakeneth something inside thee, a Joy, an optimistic Love for Life thou didst believe unrepairable.

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This story is fanfiction.net-tier, I know, but the idea is that she's not an Earthy colour, so her dad thought she was a born heretic or some religious shit, and her deafness was caused by her hair. It's dumb, but it's my first green, I didn't need to make a masterpiece. This is mainly just practice writing in Early Modern English, and writing green in general.

Feel free to correct my grammar or shit on the story. I know I've been doing both of those things.
We had a thread helping a hobo following a prompt of a homeless hooker.

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GCucks Edition

>We discuss Current, Finished and Upcoming CYOAs.
>Give advice on CYOAs
>Pitch ideas
>Get critique
>Trade art
>Agitate Psker

List of stories: https://www.anonpone.com/

Read this advice first:

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If you honestly think that DB is a more degenerate place than 4chan this must be your first visit from reddit. A shitty place you should go back to immediately.
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What if I put you on hiatus? :^)
Purple is the sexiest colour
I haven't been running well at all lately because of some problems-- I can't seem to stomach much food in general without getting nauseous (Sugar is particularly bad in that), or focus in anything, which is related to feeling nausea so often, and some stuff with my closest family I'd rather not talk about here.
Also, the escalating need to have good graphic quality that stemmed from updating to 16 bits often hurts update times heavily, pic very much related. It should've taken like an hour but today was a busy day and I couldn't do anything until a few hours ago and I haven't even completed it, I just got done with the basic furniture.

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Previous thread: >>28215005
(Archive Link: desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/28215005/)

>What is this thread about?
This thread revolves around stories about ponies being enslaved.

>Can you elaborate more?
Sure! SPG (Slave Pony General) is mostly about characters dealing with the actual implications of the horrifying thing that is chattel slavery. It's more looking at how people with modern sensibilities deal with the ownership of another sentient being, and how most people aren't total cunts.

>What kind of themes are welcome?
Most of them are welcome but a select few aren't. These are Fat, Diaper, Vore and Scat. If you're unsure about a certain element in your story, ask me about it and I can confirm it.

>I want to write my own story but I'm new to writing.
Check out these guides:

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It's about sending a message.
>blaming your new girlfriend for your old girlfriend's mistakes

I might be autistic but I'm not retarded.
>>his heartbroken sobs can be heard even through the closed double-pane window
Please, if anything it would be an empty 1000 yard stare since he would have known deep down that was going to be the inevitable outcome.
>knows pony will run away if he frees her
>sets her free anyway because he really does love her
>Wake up in bed.
>Pony is waiting for you at your side.
>She's gotten up early to make you breakfast in bed.
>It's all lined out on a tray.
>She's smiling widely.
>"I did it because I love you that much! Please enjoy it!"
>She places it on your lap.
>pat the bed next to yourself
>she hops up with a delighted squeal
>snuggles up under the blanket next to you as you sit up in bed and start to chow down
>turn on the tv and watch silly saturday morning cartoons together after giving her a kiss on the tip of her muzzle
>she sighs a dreamy sigh with her head resting against your chest as you idly stroke her mane and finish the last bits of her breakfast
>"I love you, master"
>smile down at her warmly and kiss the top of her head as you set the empty tray aside

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