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S-sorry to bother you Anon, but I need to kidnap you for ransom money.
If it wouldn't be too much trouble, could you maybe get inside this brown bag?
>Quick Anons, do something, Flutters is gonna go Pablo Escabar on your ass. What do you do?
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>swn break you
There's no way out of this because if you try to run she'll probably just blow her rape whistle and Discord will fuck your shit up
But I don't want to be kidnapped.
Fluttershy go home I have to go on a date today with Cutequietmare56 and I'm not going to be late today.

Why does the cockatrix petrify its prey? It's not like it eats stone. It's got sharp points all over it, so it's not like it can't fend for itself without it.

Will it ever come back? I really liked it. . .
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>this is a show for little girls dude.

Yeah....that has a cockatrice in it.
It can also reverse the process whenever it wants, which seems to leave the victim temporarily dazed, it doesnt matter how strong you are if it's perched on your head and pecks your skull open before the rest of your body is free.
>inb4 Big Jim reference
It probably eats bugs, small lizards and seeds. I mean why does every animal in Australia have toxin to kill something hudreds of times their size? Because nature is a fucking dick, that's why.
Faust seemingly used European folklore to create fantastical creatures in a fantasy setting that is heavily inspired by the West, predominantly by romantical visions, just like how Tolkien invented Elves based on a combination of old European high culture and the mythological Aryans.
Here's a wiki designating an assorted list of European legendary creatures as cryptids:
Fun fact: the tatzelwurm is supposed to look like a half-cat half-dragon hybrid.

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Guess since the movie's begun screening as of yesterday, we should start one of these, right?

Official trailers:


Skystar clip: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8FErrXKtd3w


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Notice how Tempest isn't in that shot, even after being redeemed?

My money says she sacrifices herself to help twiggles/the mane 6 somehow, and that's why Twi looks so sad at the end of the "Rainbow" music video, even though she just defeated the Storm King.
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Anon, there's a book with the entire plot. I know that it sucks, but you shouldn't come to threads like this trying to guess what happens in the movie, because someone will spoil you the end.
No, Twilicorn's kingdom is the most worst season finale ever and the reference of 9/11.
What the fuck?

>"No doubt about it, Spike. There's definitely something strange going on at that school..."
-My Little Pony Equestria Girls: Rainbow Rocks

Why is it only EqG Twilight was worried about all the strange shit happening in her town and investigates what's going on?
Where are the cops?
The government?
They aren't even trying to hide it anymore and do crazy shit in public places like malls.
Does everyone in that town just not care?
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The EQG universe is a small bubble universe that lies between the regular Ponyverse & another one that involves humans, and leeches off both.
It consists of only a small city & the outlying area.
Everyone goes to high school forever & they don't realize it.

If the four movies took place during a single school year (Senior year), you might be able to say that the three specials take place just after summer vacation, in the next school year.
This could explain why the girls have been in high school for a fifth year now.

However, this doesn't explain why Sunset hasn't seen this yet, and if she did, why she would want to live in a small bubble universe where she goes to high school forever.
>why she would want to live in a small bubble universe where she goes to high school forever.

All the boys stay the same age.
>why she would want to live in a small bubble universe where she goes to high school forever
Because she's a marechild
They probably have their own sort of MiB-NERV-XCOM-SCP organization on it and agent Sweetie Drops is on the case. The whole school could very well be experiment ground.
>agent Sweetie Drops is on the case.
She's only gathering information
Her higher agent Ace will be investigating

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You wouldn't hypnotize a horse girl
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Trixie or Derpy, least likely to backfire given that the first one is an megalomaniac autist and the other one's a retard. Nobody would suspect a thing unless anon and Sunset would go completely overboard with either.
True. Slave or just humiliation?
I feel like it would depend on the characteristics of Anon. Derpy would be the safest bet, but Anon were a high risk/high reward type of guy he'd probably take a try on Twilight or if he's totally suicidal,
Getting Celestia sounds like the best reward to get.

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Rainbow Dash has two passions, the Wonderbolts, and Daring Do. She spends a lot of her free time reading, and she probably has read a book or two in the Wonderbolts' barracks. Given that Rainbow Dash herself used to think that avid readers are eggheads, it's not too farfetched to imagine that some other Wonderbolt thinks the same.

Has she ever had a fight because of her books? Or maybe has she managed to convince some of her colleagues to give books a chance?

Writefagging, Pictures, Discussions

Previous thread: >>30876209

Current Writefags:

Church !!YbKx3Eb79HH

Rosenkreutz !!x9kIUBwer0n

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Pegasus pussy
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That’s perfect
Page 9
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>Glimmer thread was the lowest in the bump order and almost died

I think a lot of them gave up after Uncommon Bonds was announced and finally realized she's getting shipped
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I can't wait to see how many ex-Glimmerfags are going to declare a new waifu after that episode.
the sunset thread also died down after the flashimmer short came out

really makes you think
I'm a cuckold so I'm okay with this.
Jk, it's over now.
>waifufags committing suicide
Not really, if anything it picked up speed because a new one had to be made after only two days

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>What is Flutterrape?
Flutterrape is a collection of stories about ponies trying to have sex with Anon, the only human in Equestria. While the title implies that it is Fluttershy trying to rape Anon, others may follow in her stead and attempt their own versions of rape. There are different versions of Flutterrape, but most are lighthearted stories about the ponies failing in their comical attempts to get into Anon’s pants. Just because your story has Anon in it, doesn't mean it fits in this thread. Check other threads (AiE, RGRE etc) about story content before posting.

>It's been 5 years, how is this thread still alive?
A perverse mixture of Necromancy and spite.

>How do I start writing?
Use your imagination, you nitwit. Additionally, brush up on your grammar and abandon your standards.

Writing Guides:
Clever Dick's Tips For Short Stories -- https://pastebin.com/GGBkxi7e
Driverbang's Writing Guide -- http://pastebin.com/uXvpYYzS
Navarone's Writing Rules -- http://pastebin.com/bnMmZ2T3

For additional information, visit the /Writefags' Guild/ for help and feedback on your works.

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This is a really good story concept, I don't think we've had something like this before.
>Transdimensional Flutterrape
>You open the door, still dressed in your pyjamas.
>Fluttershy is on your porch, still dressed in hers.
"Getting it done early today?"
>"The early pegasus catches the worm. And by worm I mean dick."
>"So um, I don't know, I got this from Twilight?"
>She wipes her eye and tries to stifle a yawn.
>You notice that under one of her wings she's still clutching a teddy-bear.
>Looking away from the brown burlap animal, you gaze thoughtfully at the shape in Fluttershy's hoof.
>"This will let us have sex in another dimension."
"Are you really one-hundred percent sure about that?"

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>The world around you smears; the familiar shapes of an early morning Ponyville blurring into each other as sound and sunlight become one.
>Colours beyond the scope of human comprehension rush into existence as your body is consumed by Fluttershy's object.
>You feel your conscience depart from your body, a great calm taking hold only to immediately give way to a terror the likes of which you can barely process.
>Every emotion you've ever felt rises up to meet you once more, amplified to their maximum possible intensity and strangulating your ethereal mind.
>Memories of not only your life, but of lives you've never experienced pass by you, childhoods not beheld, kisses not shared, laughs not expelled and miseries never afflicted all meld together as a mnemonic superstructure.
>As you are tossed around in the kaleidoscopic oblivion you find yourself in, your consciousness graces a familiar presence.
>Fluttershy's mind entwines with your own.
>Within you see her every thought and feeling.
>Her first birthday, the fear she felt at school, the pride of graduating, the determination to win your heart.
>All is laid bare, and the mare you once knew is subjected to your mind as well.
>From now until the end of eternity you are merged with Fluttershy; you live a hundred billion lifetimes with her in a fraction of an iota.
>Not just with her, but as her.
>You are Fluttershy, and she is you.
>And as you embrace one-another in this wellspring of infinite possibility, the locus of knowledge opens up before you.

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>Finally, you untangle yourself from Fluttershy stand on quivering legs, looking around your drab but thankfully corporeal kitchen.
>Fluttershy smacks her mouth a few times trying to moisten it, the pony clears her throat a few times as well for good measure.
>Your own tongue tastes and feels like sandpaper.
>The clock on your wall also shows that it's 4:22
"I think we went back in time." you say, squinting at the clock and rubbing your chin.
>Your companion check the dial, then the brightening sky outside - the twilight breaking in the face of the coming dawn.
>"Was... any of that your...?"
"We just spent eternity as each other; you already know it's stockings."
>"Oh... right, yes, of course..."
"Sooo... toast?"
>"Yeah, toast sounds good."

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Jesus Christ has another year come and gone already?
We're only 2 weeks out from the My Little Pony Anniversary Party
We need to start making plans

As always, we're going to have a livestream of every episode, movie, and short played back-to-back. And this year is going to be a fucking DOOZY.

Let's look at the scorecard here
Seasons 1, 2, 4, 5, 6, = 130 eps x 22 mins = 2860
Season 3 = 13 eps x 22 mins = 286
Season 7 by Oct 10 = 22 eps x 22 mins = 968
4114 mins of episodes alone....68.56 hours of just pony eps
EQG 1, 2, 3, 4 @ ~72 mins a piece = 288 mins
3 specials @ 22 mins = 66 mins
all the miscellaneous shorts....and hub promos

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we better meme this even harder this year
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put giraffes in the air
Are we officially set for these days?
Need to know because reasons-
This show didn't help me make any friends. I hope the main 6 die when the show ends.
Who hurt you, plony? Why are you so afraid of others enjoying themselves?

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When did you first start believing in Twilight?
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>When did you first start believing in Twilight?
When she first started believing in me.
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you mean molestia, right ?
I already worship her everyday. With my dick.
I never understood this scene.
Especially when she chucks the staff at a mech with a prissy cunt inside it.
Mamma Mia.

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I no longer have any idea how to start an engaging discussion on this board.

It's like you have to ENJOY contrarian shitposting in order to make this board worthwhile.
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>global 3
>global 6
>any other site isn't really made for discussion
Well, the only way to change it is if people participate in and encourage the good threads. It's up to us and anons like us to be those people.

Have you tried posting a picture of a pony butt and telling the board whether or not said picture gives you an erection? I think more than half the board are threads like that now, so if you want to talk about something, it needs to be about your dick with pony as a flimsy veneer to pretend it isn't entirely about your dick.
Is /mlp/ intended to be /b/-lite?

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Previous thread: >>30803945

Thread for all your yuri needs. Ignore the bait, no shipping war faggotary.

Spiraling Inward (Trixie x Glim)


Crackship Chronicles I (Mayor Mare x Cheerilee)

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why does she wear the mask?
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Name a pair that is more diabetes-inducing.

You can't.
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Previous thread >>30768351

A Kingdom Hearts/My Little Pony choose your own adventure thread.
Itt: find adventure, music, action, DARKNESS, your friends being your power, and more dank memes than you can shake a stick at.

Currently Yen's being the captive of life, so a mini CYOA is occurring in his absence.

General Kingdom Hearts/mlp discussion also

Old content located here.

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Merlin's Adventure: https://pastebin.com/UZKBh6Dx
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She can also sing at the same time, if I'm reading correctly, and this dude looks physical as fuck, so let's also have her sing some Counter Canon.

This works without the Twi part just as well, prep for the beatdown to come and have Goof soak some damage.
I was hoping I made that description clearer, but Pinkie can only do one thing per turn. She can have one Song and one Dance active at the same time, but you can only activate one Song or Dance per turn.
Ah, this makes a lot more sense, sorry for the confusion. I'd prefer we start with the Canon, since nobody is making use of the attack bonus this turn anyway with the current plan. Then (assuming Pinkie is faster or we can hold actions to let her act first) we can go ham on it next turn with the attack buff.
>page 10
Fast day, huh?
Fair engough I'll swap my tango vote

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Why is everyone saying the movie is going to be bad?

You're all scaring me.
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And she's just the pony to do it!
I expect it to be underwhelming.

Look, I know I like the show mostly because, back in 2010, it turned out to be way better than anyone could have reasonably predicted, and its character development has kept me interested, but neither of those things apply to a theatrical release. I'm sure the big screen will make it feel even more like the direct-to-video effort it necessarily has to be.
Y'know, you're supposed to be using those computers for research on your project, not shitposting on 4chan.
Let's face it. It probably is.
But why would you assume that? All the trailers make it look cute and funny.

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You discover that if you cover your hands over your face, the ponies will legitimately think you disappeared. What happens?

(It isn't an intelligence thing; they are all biologically incapable of telling the difference.)
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>"What...are you doing?"
>"...uh twi? He's right here."
"N-no, I am not"
>ywn impress qt little poners with your pre-school tier tricks
I might write that green in Fingerbang.
Please do.

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