Would she marry blackjack?
>>41015963you* FUCK
>>41015963>>41015964Too late OP, this is now selfcest thread.
>>41015964>>41015980
>>41016135Would she marry Master Chief?
>>41016152>master chiefthat’s clearly doom slayer
>>41016156the guy from fortnite!!
>>41016156I can’t help but think that would sound like a good name for a metal band.
>>41016160>good name for a metal banddoom chief or master slayer?
>>41016165Maybe all three, but Doom Chief sounds like my least favorite.
>>41016216Talk about buttering your own biscuit!
>>41016216haha, what a wacky cutie mark!
>>41015963Kinda? Blackjack isn't a bad mare, but she's going to get you killed in one way or another.
>>41015963She doesn't like Blackjack, but it's literally the only character she can marry without killing him. My bet is, given a chance, yes she would.>>41015964Ah. Sure, why not. But the wedding cakebetter be fucking grandiose, you hear?
>>41017194>wedding cakeIt will be a giant cake fashioned in the style of a Wild Pegasus bottle.
>>41015963I want pet her
>>41015963>>41015964>Would she marry you?I don't know. Maybe. Isn't she lonely and desperate for affection?>Would you marry blackjack?No.
>>41015963Holy shit I would fuck the daylights out of her
>>41017684>No.Why not?
>>41018028>shitty person>walking, talking cocksleeve>extreme alcoholicDoes she have any redeeming qualities besides literally being favored by destiny?>inb4 "mare"
>>41018202>shitty personMore like shitty uprbringing. She's trying her best, but her development was distorted early on in her life by living in a total batshit insane bunker. That did some numbers on her worldview. She gets better though. It's also why she fucks everything under the sun. She's never been in a normal relationship so BJ doesn't know better.
>>41015963What is this one, a synth?
>>41018732Nope. She's a legit mare who just got most of her body replaced by augmentations because she got fucked up badly multiple times.
>>41019637marenuggetmarenugget
>>41019971Weisswurst.
I love Blackjack
No, 6edgy7me
>>41020036Imagine the threesomes.
>>41020833with (you)
>>41021802That was kind of implied, yes.
>>41020833Imagine the orgies.
I would marry Littlepip
>>41022104I would marry Littlepip and shove spaghetti in all her holes.
>>41022101>No LacunaeImmersion broken.
>>41022651Here
>>41023067Lacunae is precious
>>41023072You're right.
>>41023083>>41023067She cute
>>41015963>troonout equestria>ugly oc>typo in opTry this instead.https://www.reddit.com
>>41023256Cry harder, newfag
>>41023293k troon
>>41023296Cease the bullshit. Show me one (1) 41%er in FoE or one of its major spinoffs.You won't find any.
>>41023345(You)
>>41023347I accept your concession.
Stop feeding it.
That one sperg who gets mad about snowponies also gets made about foe ponies
>>41023401What an ADORABLE pip
tfw you will never dream about your waifu
>>41019637That was a reference to the fact the mare in the op IS Blackjack.
>>41023547It's rare for me to dream at all. Much less about ponies in general.
>>41023188She's straight up the best wasteland mare. No contest.
>>41025110That would be Littlepip
>>41023256>>41023296Blackjack is cute
>>41025687>implying Pip can keep up with this sweetheartBold assumption.
>>41023345Whenever anyone gets turned into an alicorn they become female.
>>41026405I mean, they are based on fallout supermutant's so you can say that fallout is tranny, because people turns into sexless.
>>41026405That's a legit magical mutation that comes with all the correct organs and so on though. It has nothing to do with the crap that's done in real life.
>>41027075>horrific body-mutilating mad science that irrevocably warps your body
>>41027089But enough about modern day 'therapies'.
>>41026432>people turns into sexless.That's not true. Mutants retain their primary sexual characteristics as far as the lore goes. They just happen to be barely distinguishable thanks to the baseline bulk of supermutants and it doesn't matter anyway since they're all sterile thanks to the flaw in the FEV.
>>41025706
>>41015963>>41015964>Implying anyone here would say no to a mareOnly the big gay would do that.
>>41025706Yeah she can!!!
>>41015963I'd let her kick me in the balls.
>>41028326>sexo with blackjack when you could use your book knowledge to save Morning Glory and make BJ quit her retard quest before all her friends die fo no reasoncringe and not mare saving pilled
>>41023401>>41023403So what if FoE is just an alternate history novel that Littlepip wrote, possibly in order to express her fantasies?
>>41028968I remember one time someone posted a what if where Littlepip and Blackjack were just normal ponies in normal Equestria and that they wrote Fo:E and PH when they were teens for fun.
>>41029177Then I'd be very worried about the mental state of those fillies, especially BJ.
>>41029212>He wouldn't help BJ in playing out her ball busting fantasiesWeak.
>>41028962>use book knowledgeEven that couldn't save them. No one can escape BJ's fate.
>>41029626Blackjack is FAT
>>41030156No, she's just heavy because of all the metal in her body.
>>41028712>Cute tall sweetheart mareVs.>Angry cursing midgetThis isn't even a contest.
>>41015963You'd have to shoot her first. It's a rite of passage to become her friend.
>>41030863You know what happens without the Goddeaa
>>41031019Yes. Heresy happens. Lacunae a treasure. Psalm a shit.
>>41029212BJ is hot in this pic.
>>41015963
>>41015963>Would you marry BlackjackI would be crazy not to marry my waifu.>Would she marry youDoubt, she has better options both in and outside her gang.
>>41032201>my waifuDamn, that's dedication. I've seen a couple of BJ enthusiasts over the years, But I don't think there was a single one who'd go so far as to call her waifu. If I may ask, what prompted this? And what do you think about the usual allegations that revolve around her?
>>41032277She's a little silly
>>41032164>aislop
>>41032964I know, right? It starts to get pretty good.
PH > FOE
Littlepip is so cute she's the cutest mare in the whole wasteland
>>41033563Nah dog. They both exist quite comfortably alongside each other.
>>41032201Shiny. Metal. Legs.
>>41033659Not him but while I do agree both can and do exist comfortably side-by-side, I think that in terms of prose, worldbuilding, and especially character dynamics, PH blows FOE out of the water. I do think that Littlepip is cuter than BJ however.
>>41033654She truly is.
>>41015963>"Hi Anon! What's your age again?"
>>41032277Weird mix of "I can fix her" and "she's like me". The more I've read through PH, the closer I felt to everything she had to go through. It doesn't help that I started reading PH at my lowest, so the only way out was improving myself on the excuse of wanting her to get better. I have yet to become a sausage, though.>what do you think about the usual allegations that revolve around her?I'm not denying any of the bad stuff about her, I love my pony with all the flaws that come with her. This horse has saved my life, and she's earned her right to kick a pair of balls or two.
>>41035641>This horse has saved my lifeI never would have thought to see anyone writing that about Blackjack of all ponies. But good on you, Anon.
>>41035641Security saves ponies. And guys occasionally too.
>>41034964OH NO
>>41032201>Doubt, she has better options both in and outside her gang.So what? Since when is Blackjack known for making plausible decisions?
>>41015963I wouldn't say no to a mare, nut she scares me.
>>41037277>nutFreudian slip spotted
>>41015963No she's a pedophile and all pedos deserve death
>>41038063What? Of all the things you can accuse Blackjack of, that's not one of them. She didn't do any of that in the entirety of PH.
>>41032201Bold choice anon.
>>41015963The perfect dommy security mare. Made for stomping on your balls.
>>41039232BJ subs for Glory though.
>>41040152But only for her. She's an omnisexual beast to everyone else, especially when drunk. IIRC, she even went full on sm play with P21 at some point in the story.
Imagine her weight.
>>41038219She used her time as a disembodied spirit watch Scotch Tape having sex/masturbating for her own pleasure and mentioned to having sex with foals in 99.
>>4104083999 was a mistake.
Blackjack is cute
>>41035641>"I can fix her"How would you try to do that? The challenge level is significant.
>>41040839Zoomers being hypercritical of teenage sexuality is my favorite current day American liberal meme.
>>41041962SHE WAS 17 YEARS AND 364 DAYS OLD DURING THE LITERAL APOCALYPSE YOU SICK FUCK
>>41041962If you go with Somber's shitty retcon of BJ being 15 she says in story that Scotch is 10 years younger than her. Pretty sure a teenager getting off to a kindergartener is by any definition a pedophile. Her being 15 is definitely a retcon because she also says that Scotch is 'half her age' which would only line up with the previous statement if BJ was 20.
>>41042139>Somber's shitty retconRemind me, when was that retcon mentioned? It's been almost a decade since I've read PH.
>>41042382After the story ended he mentioned here on /mlp/ and several other places that he based BJ's age off of "Twilight Sparkle's age in the show" and apparently he thought Twilight was 15.
>>41042397Eh, I'd say it's best to discard that then. It only damages the story.
>>41015963>hfw at the proposal
>>41015963Sure. I mean, who would say no to this?
>>41015980>selfcestDoes it count if it's with pic related?
>>41022101Can I sniff their butts?
>>41044278Only Morning Glory would let you
>>41044732Morning is a total sub anyway. She'd come as an extra to BJ if you get her.
>>41041955So she's a tough nut to crack?
>>41044732So, no Velvet then?
>>41045638Velvet got claimed by Calamity.
>>41045681So?
>>41045944Calamity is a bro. You shouldn't lust after his mare even she's a total bitch.
IF HOMAGE HAS A MILLION HATERSI AM ONE OF THEMIF HOMAGE HAS 5 HATERSI AM ONE OF THOSE 5IF HOMAGE HAS ONLY ONE HATERTHAT ONE HATER IS MEIF HOMAGE HAS NO HATERS THEN I AM NO LONGER ALIVEIF THE ENTIRE WORLD HATES HOMAGETHEN I SUPPORT THE ENTIRE WORLDUNTIL MY LAST BREATH I WILL HATE HOMAGE
>>41015963You could marry her, but it begs the question whether she'd get the concept at all. I don't think it would stop her urges to fuck everything she sees.
>>41046537What did she do to you
>>41042397And dont forget letting Heartshine turn her into a full on groomer in Project Horizons Speak.
>>41046825No no no noDon't tell me Blackjack is a bad girl
>>41047074Screw that too.
>>41047088She isn't. Not really. She's trying to do good, but her sense of morality and upbringing are deeply warped by her early life in Stable 99. She improves to a degree over the course of the story, but some concepts remain foreign to her especially when it comes to sex and relationships. BJ can best be described as good intentions with questionable to partially terrible execution of said intentions.
>>41046843
>>41040839>>41042129>>41042139>>41042382>>41042397That story is long as frick. No wonder there are so many wars about Blackjack's age, if it doesn't make sense, how can any conclusion be drawn?>>41040839Stable 99 was a place without sexual tabu, but it is so grimdark as grimderp. All ponies in stable lost they morality because? (Sex ed? Magic?)
>>41047148>Stable 99 was a place without sexual tabuFor mares only though. Everything was a tabu for stallions.
>>41047148>All ponies in stable lost they morality because? (Sex ed? Magic?)To give a very quick and dirty rundown of the thing>99 started as a more or less vanilla Stable>Only caveat is that most positions and roles were hereditary>Over time more and more nares were born into positions of power>A major shift in the balance was the result, disadvantaging stallions severely>Eventually the stallions rose up against the system and failed>The surviving stallions were henceworth reduced to Stable equipment and stripped of all rights>Which means, you guessed it, their future sons will be property too>Stallions are eventually reduced to a small breeding population kept at a number of 40 (20 earth, 20)>One new foal of each is born every year, so the stallions who are turning 21 will be 'retired'>Blackjack is born into this system>She works as security and has put down stallions herself, and she has never learned why such a thing could be wrong
>>41047416That's dark
>>41047888To be fair, Blackjack later helped in the attempts of improving the situation in the Stable after getting an impression of the outer world. But yeah, she got her ball buster reputation for a reason.
>>41029177You're reminding me that I still need to sit down and beat my way past the writer's block that's prevented me from finishing it for over two years.
>>41047946Go for it, Anon. We're rooting for you.
I want Littlepip and Blackjack to sit on my face.
>>41047416>>41047916And don't forget she loves kicking nuts
>>41015963Me? No, lmao. Although this thread reminds me that I never finished PH. When I stopped I think the last published chapter was the final confrontation with the zebra tank? Blackjack was talking with some robot from the center of town. My current FoE tabletop character would have a surprising amount in common with her, being from The Pitt. I kinda wonder if they would get along.
>>41047888It is. But that's entry-level dark as far as PH is concerned. Horizons is the ultimate depression simulator.
The cutest murder horse. Much cuter than the gray midget.
>>41023401Man, I just wanna see a decent fic where Pip and friends get to experience pre war Equestria, if not just for a day.I wanna see Pip and Velvet act like fangirls around the mane 6. I want Rainbow reacting Calamity's CM, thinking that he's some hardcore fan. I want Steelhooves to drop his spaghetti around AJ and have a sweet moment where they talk about the Apples his relationship with the other AJ. I want Xenith to meet Zecora. I want Twilight to get really excited about her alternative self's accomplishments while Pip tries her best to stop her from doing something reckless. I want Rarity to hear about what happened to her sister. I want Pinkie Pie to suddenly break the fourth wall and thank Pip for reuniting her with her friends.Really, I just want the gang to have one good day, once chance to get a taste of what Equestria used to be.
>>41049681>cuter than Lilpipno way, jose
>>41027089yes and it's portrayed as such
>>41042397>here on /mlp/ I wasn't aware somber had ever come here. Is he a regular or did he just make a visit for some reason?
>>41050095Yes way. She's even a cuter Pip than Pip.
>>41015963Was she ever described as pretty/mid/ugly in the fic? I swear there's not a single description of her beauty outside of dress up at Society and Stygius wanting to smash, but he was a retard so it doesn't count.
>>41051203I don't think so but she's basically the point of view character. It wouldn't be unusual to just skip over that part given her role in the story. She does smash all the time, I guess.
>>41051203It was implied that she was attractive.(Captcha: SANS4N)
>>41051203No, but her horn is repeatedly described as C O M P A C T.
Blacku bumpu.
>>41050487That's a beeg pip
>>41052029uuuu
>>41051203>>41051256She's pretty enough.
>>41047115She stole your waifu?
>>41049731I'd love to see that too
>>41052803Yes
>>41053040Consider this: Pip will be preserved in the SPP as Homage ages and withers. Your waifu is going to be solo at a later date.
>>41053383I dont know if her heart would be in it at that point. I'd be competing with a ghost of her memories.
>>41053387Be there to mend to cracks of her loneliness. That should do the job just fine.
>>41053390My beloved waifu
