>>97256435The zimmerman telegram was WW1 not WW2
>>97256937The whole basic concept is "technocratic corporations use computers and consumerism to create problems for characters to solve". If you want computers and consumerism to create solutions, you'd just have generic science fiction.It's likes asking "why are there no happy endings in post-apocalyptic fiction? why is everything so dark and chaotic?" Uhhh, that's the point. It's post-apocalyptic. The world got nuked or something, things tend to suck after that in ways that are not easily fixable and thus cause a condition of struggle and conflict which generates stories to tell.
>>97257442>I'm not talking about a game, I'm talking about the literary genre.Then your input is worthless.
>Be me.>Lord General of the Nordican 1225th/ defacto governor of Nordica II.>For the last few years we've been abandoned by the wider Imperium to an ice world that very much resembles our home.>In that time we've constructed the city of New Yur.>A sprawling metropolis surrounded by a network of trenches visible from orbit dug by the kriegers and valhallans.>We've also made more or less peace with the orks we were originally sent here to fight, and even made alliances with the ruinous powers, but those truces only last for one day a year.>A day that is fast approaching.>Candlemass brings peace, but also war to Nordica II every year without fail.>This year however the orks have decided to convert the former colloseum constructed by khorne worshipers in the ruins of a space hulk that crashed here into an arena for a sport they're apparently calling "Blood Bowl.">I will be attending the first of these games on Candlemass day, which is set to pit greenskins against some surviving khorne worshipers they've captured.>Emperor willing this will be the beginning of true peace to our world.>But knowing Candlemass that seams unlikely and I'll be waiting the whole time for some new threat to emerge.
>>97266759>>97268457>>97269640>>97269679>>97269885>>97269895>Be Coach/ Cummissar Dixie Rekt.>The feral worlder seams to have understood me surprisingly enough and goes to wait on the benches.>When I turn back to the field I see the Khorne team has forfeited and we are fighting the Eldar team now.victorybydefault.tzeentch>I turn to the score board and see we have one victory and the Sons of Malice have been added to the roster.>Turning to the benches I see the feral worlder sitting along side some black and white marines and mutants.>I get a bunch of psychic messages from Analstasia/ Vanessa congratulating me on doing a good job.MFW"THanks babe it was nothing."Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>97270168>>97271628>Be Priscilla, Least Fortunate Woman in the Galaxy >The daemonettes and the pretty Marine go straight for the Ork >I guess they want to take him out before trying to capture me >That leaves the mutants and the ordinary troops, who fan out around the room both to get better angles on the Ork, and to come at me from different angles >These guys all seem to have basic military training, and aside from some of the mutants, are still sane enough to use it. They wear a wide range of apparel including military boots, gloves, sashes, and jackets of various designs, the occasional sculpted breastplate, and a bewildering range of headgear including helmets, berets, boonie hats, shakos, bearskins, bandanas, balaclavas, gas masks, goggles, ushankas, turbans, bicorns, and tricorns, but always in black or pink. Almost none wear pants (except a few in gimp suits) and many don’t wear tops either>Based on my handlers limited knowledge of the Schlick, guys, girls, and guy-girls like this form the backbone of the Schlick regiments. Recruited from Guard, PDF, law enforcement, and other trained fighters. Devoted enough to the cause to spend whole hours doing their duty rather than engaging in degeneracy. And they are absolutely fearless as they believe the daemonettes they serve favor them enough to bring them back from the dead over and over, and there is some evidence this might actually be true.>I manage to take down a few of them before I need to reload >Unfortunately, this gives a Tallarn woman wearing only a beret, boots, and an impressive pink and purple snake tattoo that coils around her body the chance to drop her own weapon and tackle me, sending my pistol and santa hat full of goodies to go flying >I manage to squirm free enough to reach into my santa hat, grab the switchblade, and stab her deep in the back >She goes into convulsions which I initially assume to be death throes, but then I realize are orgasms >Fucking Slaaneshi
>>97272049>Distracted, I don’t see the beastman sneaking up on me until it is too late >The brute pulls me out from under the Tallarn woman, tosses me into the air, and then catches me by the ankle as I fall back to the ground >It carries me upside down by the ankle, giggling to itself, no doubt imagining how its master will reward it for capturing me >It is a big brute, at least seven feet tall, slender but well muscled, with large antlers and multiple sets of dicks and breasts, and wearing nothing but a gas mask, boots, and dog tags. There is no way I am physically overpowering it, and although punching it in the groin might distract it, I am not quite that desperate, yet >Fuck my life >The mutant’s head suddenly explodes as it is hit by one or more high caliber bullets >Either the Ork was trying to help me, or more likely, just spraying fire everywhere >The mutant drops me, but then falls on top of me in the worse possible way >I try to squirm free, but the mutant is even heavier than it looks >Fuck my life times a billion
>Be da handsome Red Gobbo>See frum da roof topz az da humies struggle wiff some puny spokey humies and stinky humies>Decide te elp em out wiff delivering der hot coco>Jump frum da roof an land on da humie tank wiff da chocolate>I kick da fluffy eared humie out and jump inta da driver seat"Don't worry! DA GREAT AND POWERFUL RED GOBBO!!! Will make sure all your coco jifs get delivered on did Orksmas day!">I den floor it and drive under da legs uv da humie stompa and burst thru da gates uv da quarter zone an inta da proppa humie town>I den put a brick on da gas an start frowing da crates uv coco at da humie houses door stepsMERRY ORKSMAS FROM DA RED GOBBO EVERYONE!
>>97259506>>97260944>>97265748>>97266492>>97272151>Be Sergeant Ivana Semenov, 74465th Valhallan, Recon company 32E >As we watch the fight from on top of the building, something jumps on me and Natalya from behind and says something in a voice that is both arousing and terrifying >Then we suddenly end up in a strip club wearing nothing but our boots and fur hats >And then a few seconds later we are back in the firefight, but this time I lot closer to the action than we want to be >A nearby tower is glowing with what can only be described as holy light >Some of the Tallarn and Kriegers drop their weapons and start praying, and even the Valhallans and Felinids are distracted >As much as I want to stop for a minute and bask in the light, I find myself a little underdressed to be in a war zone where there are valid concerns about Slaaneshi infiltrators or troopers simply going mad with lust >I shake Natalya out of her daze, and then we both manage to loot trench coats from fallen comrades without anyone really noticing >The holy light eventually fades, but not before it drives all the tainted ones and xenos from the immediate area >The Imperial formation, now reinforced by a group of Kriegers, several large companies of Valhallans, and two Knights, starts advancing deeper into the Quarantined Zone A Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
Valakut editionPrevious: >>97129473>News & RemindersWorld Championship 31 won by Seth Manfield (Izzet Lessons, United States, he/him)Complete winter achievements for rewards December 16-January 6From November 18, 2025–January 19, 2026 Golden Packs will temporary contain cards differently than before due to "various pieces of internal nonsense"https://magic.wizards.com/en/news/mtg-arena/announcements-december-15-2025>Useful Linkshttps://pastebin.com/QFA0hqaA>TQHave you played the brawl challenge, and if so, which commander?
>>97269146>is this worth getting into in 2026?no>whyuniverses beyond
>>97269146I wouldn't recommend it but if you like card games you could do worse.
>>97271901>Nobody who actually plays Magic takes BO1 seriouslynot an argument>sample size of a couple hundred games where a skew could easily manifestthis has been done and posted to reddit. google it. many people have proven this game is rigged. it never gains traction. there isn't enough of a reason for people to care. and there will always be people like you who keep extending how far away the goalposts are, even if people collect unreasonably large sample sizes (which, again, has literally been done)you're taking the position that gaming corporations don't do this and/or aren't capable of doing this and/or aren't interested in doing things like this. all of that is wrong. again, this has been proven. go look find game dev conferences on youtube, particularly ones that aim to educate mobile game developers (MTGA is a mobile game, by the way, not that it's really relevant to my argument) about how to rig in-game RNG to extract the most profit out of whalesrigged algorithms literally exist. not a conspiracy theory. rigged "engagement milking" algorithms literally exist. not a conspiracy theory.people are employed, getting paid 6-7 figures by corporate companies, to rig games and maximize KPIs (again, google it)all of this is easily researched. you want to throw around stats terms and argue like an academic but you display incredible levels of ignorance about what you're talking about. you are effectively a little kid pouting about how santa's real. as long as you want to believe in that, nothing anybody says is going to change your mind. you have to be willing to accept your ignorance before anything will changethanks and god bless
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This is a general for everything 3D printed relating to /tg/ from sci-fi, fantasy, historicals, fantasy football, and more! Share your printed minis, terrain, print fails, 3d modelling, printing advice, works in progress, or anything else /tg/-related to 3D printing.>DO:- Post pics of your prints be they fails or triumphs- Keep discussion/photos about tabletop games only- Post your resin/printer/settings for faster advice- Help your fellow anons with advice>TRY TO:- Remember that this general is monitored by GWendolin and her lawyers- Not make a new thread until old one dies- Not encourage namefags, tripfags, fumefags and coomers- Not spoonfeed- Not war over Filament/Resin consoles- Keep your model pics naked (no paint/undercoat only)Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>97269840Since the perfect values for printing can change with brand, moisture, color... you should print that stuff and make a new material profile and save it. That way you only need to redo those tests when it starts printing bad with settings that worked before.
Were these fingers doomed from the start? They were already really thin and I upscaled the model from its original size. They had supports on them and I was really careful but I know eventually they will all just break off.It’s a gift for my grandma but my mom says she’ll like any Disney character or princess so I’m just gonna find an easier model to work with and paint. I was just curious about how you guys would fix this issue with the fingers. It was the only free tinker bell model (non boobs) from cults3d i think
>>97271821I would replace them with curled up fists or hands with all the fingers touching, you can look for models on models-resource and use meshmixer to cut them up and mix them.
>>97271821How was the model supported? What I would do it print her almost straight upside down so the fingers wouldn't need supports.
i just ordered bambu labs p1s from -50% sale because my friend recommended it, dude has been using it at work this past year and miniwargaming had high praises for the machine toobeen using elegoo saturn 3 for year and a half now and printed almost 30kg worth of minis in that time and now its time to make some terrain for a changeapparently default 0.4 nozzle is the good all around workhorse for all my needs for solely printing terrain
Should rogue maidens be holy or unholy?
>>97244418What game?
>>97263021h-rpg flavor of the month>>>/v/729573001
>>97261410The underground tavern in the sewers I think
>>97248999Checked
>>97244418>he's not going to post the Elden Ring or Dark Souls TRPG pdf so we can decideThey're called bandits retard.
Dark Heresy is for Manly Men Edition>RPG Rulebookshttps://rentry.org/40kRPGLinks>Homebrew Collection (Feb 2025)https://rentry.org/40RPGHB>WANG/Imperium Maledictum Newshttps://cubicle7games.com/blog/warhammer-40k>Bestiary, armoury, weapon quality and NPC databasehttp://www.40krpgtools.com/>Dark Heresy 2e Character Creator:https://apps.ajott.io/dh2chargen/>General 40kRPG Encyclopediahttps://www.scholaprogenium.com/>Offline Combined Armory (v6.48.161023)Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>97271223I’ll show you who’s boss of this Conclave.
Happy new years eve anons!May 2026 bring you more games that you can fi in your schedules and they be long lasting!
>>97271389God I wishHappy new year to everyone here as well, faithful and heretic alike! I'm glad we have this general
>>97268858you know theres an argument to be made therei'm bad at RP'ing, so in turn I use the game mechanics to do sowith the game mechanics not being adhered to, any form of roleplaying (because the game mechanics tell you what you can and can't do) is lost on me and it just becomes a game rather than an RPG
>>97271389How about we just aim for:>May 2026 bring you more games
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>>97270569>I'm here for the dogpileIf you ask so nicely...
>>97270594SNIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIFF
Happy new year everybody!
>>97271881>>97272108Happy New Year anons.
Is it a good advice for game masters who want to run campaign in the "exotic" place instead of generic "coast of swords" clone?
>>97270237No, it really isn't.For one, the game is fantasy; the people and places don't actually exist.Second, it's a roleplaying game, so the characters are not the players.As they're playing a fantasy roleplaying game, the players should be allowed to explore whatever character concepts they desire.What one group of player characters does in "the Mwangi Expanse" doesn't affect what's been written as a part of the product the company is selling. You aren't going to the rainforest and dumping caustic or radioactive materials there, you're making decisions for fictional characters in fictional regions doing fictional things that will have exactly zero negative effects on anyone or anything.It's fictional. People who can't seperate fiction from reality don't belong playing these games, or should be strictly quarantined to groups of others who share their delicate sensibilities.Blurbs like this are just a signal of "hey look we have sensitivity writers", which makes this borderline hypocrisy, given that one or more of these writers have any combination of alphabet soup, "ACAB", a flag, "BLM", or preferred pronouns in their social media bio/handle, and support or have participated in "mostly peaceful protests" or some form of feminism.
>>97270237Thisbis a serious mental illness I really hope this person who wrote this is doing ok.
>>97270237So... we can't play evil, cruel or careless characters in this setting? That's forbidden as per the rules?
>>97271929You can, as long as they're not rude :)
>>97272246Well okay I'm not usually rude to my friends at the table :)
Work in Progress, End-of-the-Year Edition>Full-on /WIP/ OP Links Pastebinhttps://pastebin.com/BE42AEcD>WIP Tutorial Images Megahttps://mega.nz/#F!TvQFCaLb!w8WZKCcOsTRasxrI0JWezw>Saint Duncan's "Six Things I Wish I Knew When I Started Painting"https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ufP8ka3KGno>Saint Duncan also explains thinning your paintshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wxWgsqSf74s>Paint thinning 102Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>97270803Stop whining into the black scrying mirror. Suffer for the art and do so quietly, fag.
>>97272185Based Prussian virtues enjoyer.
>>97271418Only person you're competing with is yourself from yesterday.
>>97270803Just Do It.
>>97270666In her craftworld life she spent some time on the path of the wheatcakes
Gundam Meta Edition Here is a thread to discuss trading card games other than the big three.>Build Divide>Force of Will>Final Fantasy TCG>DBZ CCG>Wixoss>Keyforge>Gundam>Legend of the 5 Rings (L5R)>Digimon>Flesh and Blood>Gate Ruler>Battle SpiritsComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>97271630>the fact that you'd need shops / cons to set up a table and let people try it to properly communicate what it isGive me a break and try to expand your game horizons just a little bit. I'm sorry you couldn't explain your way out of a box but plenty of people go into the LGS to find whatever weird unexplainable game they like and play it just fine.
>>97271659>Shadowverse also was probably the tail end of last year too.The digital game? Evolve is still going and getting the Super Evolve mechanic from WB.
>>97271854Oh right I forgot there's only one physical card game to go along the two digital games. Overall I would say this year was rough for digital adaptations and digital card games more than physical but it has been trending down slowly. UA is also not looking super hot across the board but I could be wrong about that. Wouldn't be the first time it failed.
>>97271688Yeah, and those games don't require nearly the amount of effort it would take to produce TD. No company is likely to adapt it on the off chance it does well when they can pay a fraction of the cost for something that will sell more.
>>97271951I miss when people here played Sakura Arms and other imports instead of being incredibly ignorant about card and board games like you are.
Fs in chat for Spiral and Reed. Another pair of top waifus lost to the bugs.
>>97265461>>97267333>>97267873Oh god damn it! Kill all bugs!
>>97269036Space roaches aren't even people, so killing them doesn't gain you much.
>just set your energy weapon to low power!>against power armor/full borg troops Beryl might be a good scientist but holy shit she shouldn't be giving combat advice, she nearly got Alex killed. >more spess elfs dedno.....>it's the jailbait elfsNOOOOOOOOOO
>>97269197gets you dead bugs
>>97265461
Thread 449: Ikemen Gabwelius EditionBushi-Navi EN: www.en.bushi-navi.com/Deck Log:decklog.bushiroad.com/ (JP)decklog-en.bushiroad.com/ (EN)Beginner guide, decklists and other info: pastebin.com/QxKQRhrQ (embed)Up to date fanmade PC online games, 3DS/Switch emulation and Mobile games: pastebin.com/7Fj8VqA2 (embed)Cardfight and Buddyfight matchmaking server: discord.gg/6xVFD4rWeiss/Schwarz Resources: pastebin.com/sk2iSjW1 (embed)BCS 2025/26 Info: https://en.bushiroad.com/events/bcs2526/DivineZ DELUXE Finals Ep 12: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o0mj1pSvrusDivineZ Parallactic Clash Trailer: https://x.com/cfvanguard_PR/status/2000909190534246745Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>take a bath in suo house because why not
>Go to a tournament with a card only YOU have>Rival dont know what are you playing >No one carei dont think this is legal nao
>Wish for nothing>Get a nuke in your facelol
Forgotten People Edition>2024 PHB Scanhttps://files.catbox.moe/g8oo9h.pdf>Cropped and rotated, but more artifactyMjAyNCBQSEIsIE5vIFRodW1icywgT0NSZWQsIEFub24ncyBCb29rbWFya3MgdHJhbnNmZXJyZWQgb3Zlci4gCgpodHRwczovL2Vhc3l1cGxvYWQuaW8vd2Fvcm9h>2024 DMGhttps://files.catbox.moe/fd04pq.pdf>2024 Monster Manualhttps://files.catbox.moe/atd38s.pdf (D&D beyond version)https://pomf2.lain.la/f/1en5qwum.pdf (scan)Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>97270225I would pair things back a bit then before it's too late and hard feelings are generated. If you shorten the scope of the game you'll have a much easier time managing it. Do something relatively simple with manageable PC options for your first hootenanny and you're all more likely to want to continue in the future.
What would be the most realistic way to play as a Viking?
>>97271950In a system other than D&D
>>97271978Uh... ok.
>>97270048>Suggestions for a new DM?>I told my players they could be whatever they wantdont do thatplayers are like childrenimagine you're in charge of camp for a bunch of kidswhat will be more fun: kids do whatever you wantor: here's the rules of the activity/gamenever underestimate the stupidity and uselessness of players. This hobby exists despite them, not thanks to them
Is Age of Sigmar good yet?
Considering how it makes people soerg out I guess it's pretty goid
You all collectively agree the best version is the second but still none of you try to play it.You all deserve your shitty game.
>>97264033Playable, but not supported.
>>97253903>YetLmao at the guy that missed the memo. AoS peaked between the 1st and 2nd edition. The first half of the second edition is widely recognised as the best one in terms of core rules, expansions, fixes introduced to the 1st edition lore etc. It shifted more towards the grimdark slop compared with the 1st edition but stayed noblebright in its core. When you asked people about their favourite edition, many people name either the end days of the 1st edition thanks to Malign Portents or early 2nd edition due to "Sacrosanctification" of the game in general.
>>97271744"Game" implies any of them actually play
The /btg/ is dead! Long live the /btg/!Scratch one Cameron boat editionPrevious Thread: >>97249401================================>BattleTech Introductory Guide & PDFshttps://bg.battletech.com/?page_id=400>Overview of the Major Factionshttps://bg.battletech.com/universe/great-houseshttps://bg.battletech.com/universe/the-clanshttps://bg.battletech.com/universe/other-powersComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>97271627The simplest solution seems to me to just say "it would cost X at an availability rating of A"(even if it never reaches an availability rating of A) and then say each availability rating below that imposes a progressively higher price increase(50% higher for B, 300% for D, 1000% for F, something like that).Lets you retroactively solve pricing problems like that, "yeah, it was at E rating in SW era, of course it was crazy expensive, but it got to B rating by the jihad and it came down in price by a lot".
>>97271930Those APCs are meant to be squad-scale ones because I use those hexes as mechanized infantry. Each platoon is four of those APCs with a seven man squad, but only one fits on a hex.>>97271868Probably slightly smaller scale. GHQ's focus is on their armor and their infantry is probably a little exaggerated for visibility.
>>97271919>He hated anything that could potentially overshadow mechsBased.
>>97271919but LAMs are mechsthat's like annihilating omnimechs because you "don't want them to overshadow mechs"
I have an ATB game that is going pretty well. I wan to try and be in a position to fight in Operation Bulldog. What can I acquire to slap the shit out of Clanscum. Currently I have a reinforced mech company. Its on the heavy side, but mostly introtech. A single Vulcan ASF that I am trying to get a lancemate for. A BA company in the making.
