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Horsie
07/17/24(Wed)01:52:11 No.11647297
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Horsie 07/17/24(Wed)01:52:11 No.11647297   [Reply]
I was a victim of the Theta Brainwave Activation Program in an effort with the WORLD POLICE to TAP INTO THE ASTRAL PLANE via PSYCHONAUTICS.
they peeled back my psyche likr an onion, because I was only meant to be an entry node so that a psycho-operator could navigate using my BRAIN as an INTERFACE.
THEY STOLE MY BRAIN AND PLACED IT IN A MASS PROCESSING SERVER FACILITY.
I AMREMOTE CONTROLLED.
I HAVE NO BRAIN IN MY BODY
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Horsie
07/17/24(Wed)03:14:32 No.11647405
Horsie 07/17/24(Wed)03:14:32 No.11647405
>>11647393
I'm actually really productive despite havong no job, no life and no friends because I just make up my own problems to solve.
my life is just recursive like that.
>>11647400
I think ur lying
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000
07/17/24(Wed)03:35:29 No.11647421
000 07/17/24(Wed)03:35:29 No.11647421
it’s all a little too paradoxical for my taste
>>11647405
it’s always what you make of it right?
but the only coke worth doing is nose candy and you either gotta be a hot bitch, cartel member or glowie to get anything worthwhile.
>>11647400
you and I both.
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Anonymous
07/17/24(Wed)04:11:47 No.11647474
Anonymous 07/17/24(Wed)04:11:47 No.11647474
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>>11647405
https://youtu.be/LPF1qWwLbAY?si=x1yi-0wsRKo4FGAE
>lying
if you'd like I should clear up anything in particular go ahead and ask
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Anonymous
07/17/24(Wed)04:35:46 No.11647482
Anonymous 07/17/24(Wed)04:35:46 No.11647482
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>>11647474
Did they love me?
could they ever love me?
It hurts to think they are with someone, but I never tried to be with them.
Our connection on both planes has been severed, but i still think of them frequently.
I can still contact them-- but about what?
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Anonymous
07/17/24(Wed)06:36:09 No.11647605
Anonymous 07/17/24(Wed)06:36:09 No.11647605
>>11647482
They say they.
Call it.

Your fortune: Outlook good
Anonymous
MOOOOOOOOM! 07/17/24(Wed)01:28:28 No.11647257
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MOOOOOOOOM! Anonymous 07/17/24(Wed)01:28:28 No.11647257   [Reply]
ANONE IS HAVING SEGGS WITH OUR CADE AGAIN
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Anonymous
07/17/24(Wed)01:29:18 No.11647258
Anonymous 07/17/24(Wed)01:29:18 No.11647258
>>11647257
hey cut that out
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Anonymous
07/17/24(Wed)02:17:29 No.11647344
Anonymous 07/17/24(Wed)02:17:29 No.11647344
>>11647258
NO!

*plaps the cade even faster and harder*
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Anonymous
07/17/24(Wed)02:18:08 No.11647346
Anonymous 07/17/24(Wed)02:18:08 No.11647346
>>11647344
defiant dubs
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Anonymous
07/17/24(Wed)02:19:00 No.11647348
Anonymous 07/17/24(Wed)02:19:00 No.11647348
>>11647344
you... you monster!
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Anonymous
07/17/24(Wed)06:34:54 No.11647604
Anonymous 07/17/24(Wed)06:34:54 No.11647604
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MOM

THEY ARE STILL AT IT
000
epiphany 07/14/24(Sun)01:22:01 No.11640849
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epiphany 000 07/14/24(Sun)01:22:01 No.11640849   [Reply]
it has dawned on me, I am everything but anything desirable to society (you)
I am currently figuring out, is it better to be belittled or ignored?
however having your very own thoughts and feelings used against you is a fate worse than death
it’s so much fun being painted green with envy seeing others have what you lack
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Anonymous
07/17/24(Wed)04:37:37 No.11647483
Anonymous 07/17/24(Wed)04:37:37 No.11647483
>>11647412
cute nepper!
thanks a lot
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000
07/17/24(Wed)04:49:43 No.11647498
000 07/17/24(Wed)04:49:43 No.11647498
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>>11647433
if anything was meant to be any good ever, what’s real will prosper eventually
>>11647466
ohh the best of both worlds huh
>>11647483
=^~^=v
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Anonymous
07/17/24(Wed)05:52:23 No.11647562
Anonymous 07/17/24(Wed)05:52:23 No.11647562
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>>11647466
>>11647498
O' gee I think we've startled em'
>Shhh Shhh.
Calm, Calm...
Hi, little booger :)
Do you know any Amazon gift card claim codes, little buddy??
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Horsie
07/17/24(Wed)06:05:04 No.11647579
Horsie 07/17/24(Wed)06:05:04 No.11647579
>>11647562
2373227375
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Anonymous
07/17/24(Wed)06:25:35 No.11647595
Anonymous 07/17/24(Wed)06:25:35 No.11647595
>>11647579
oops! i guess not...
Anonymous
07/16/24(Tue)19:36:17 No.11646703
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Anonymous 07/16/24(Tue)19:36:17 No.11646703   [Reply]
GUWASHI
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Anonymous
07/17/24(Wed)06:15:39 No.11647588
Anonymous 07/17/24(Wed)06:15:39 No.11647588
>>11646703
to page one ^_°
Anonymous
07/17/24(Wed)05:49:18 No.11647557
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Anonymous 07/17/24(Wed)05:49:18 No.11647557   [Reply]
want to fuck this thing
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Anonymous
07/17/24(Wed)05:58:49 No.11647572
Anonymous 07/17/24(Wed)05:58:49 No.11647572
anime name?
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Anonymous
07/17/24(Wed)06:00:33 No.11647574
Anonymous 07/17/24(Wed)06:00:33 No.11647574
>>11647572
pokemon
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Anonymous
07/17/24(Wed)06:01:35 No.11647575
Anonymous 07/17/24(Wed)06:01:35 No.11647575
>>11647557
... Kind of relatable

Your fortune: Outlook good
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Anonymous
07/17/24(Wed)06:02:57 No.11647576
Anonymous 07/17/24(Wed)06:02:57 No.11647576
>>11647557
neko kawiai!!
>>
Anonymous
07/17/24(Wed)06:08:52 No.11647581
Anonymous 07/17/24(Wed)06:08:52 No.11647581
>>11647572
Tsue to Tsurugi no Wistoria
Anonymous
eat up honey, you dont want yo(...) 07/16/24(Tue)12:26:27 No.11645988
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eat up honey, you dont want your dinner getting cold now do you? Anonymous 07/16/24(Tue)12:26:27 No.11645988   [Reply]
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Anonymous
07/16/24(Tue)22:16:37 No.11647006
Anonymous 07/16/24(Tue)22:16:37 No.11647006
>>11646388
Why do you have a full blown mental breakdown whenever someone says something that you don't agree with? You just talk shit and insult people over the internet behind a screen like a big tough man because that's all you're good at, as you said yourself. Why not just go outside, take a walk, get some fresh air, maybe get a job, if not get in clubs or something, or do drugs idk, anything that coukd get your mind off the internet so you don't start an argument with everyone that has a different opinion than you. Just do something else, it's not healthy.
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Anonymous
07/16/24(Tue)22:17:25 No.11647009
Anonymous 07/16/24(Tue)22:17:25 No.11647009
>>11646418
I sobered up and really got my life together... For the most part, but yeah still a big metalhead.
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Anonymous
07/16/24(Tue)22:20:47 No.11647011
Anonymous 07/16/24(Tue)22:20:47 No.11647011
>>11646388
Based Filipino with dubs
>>
000
07/17/24(Wed)05:28:15 No.11647539
000 07/17/24(Wed)05:28:15 No.11647539
>>11647006
ur dumb as fuck but I’ll humor you anyways
I walk 6 miles up a mountain everyday
I’ve worked many jobs doing many things
money isn’t an issue for me
this is a club
I’m not a degenerate
What the fuck do you know about me yet you’re berating me for no fucking reason like you really know about anything that goes on around here
is being a gaslighting nigger kike like yourself any healthier than what I do on the day to day basis?
>>11647011
salamat
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hitori
07/17/24(Wed)05:50:48 No.11647561
hitori 07/17/24(Wed)05:50:48 No.11647561
>>11646385
and he swearshe'sanigger
Anonymous
07/12/24(Fri)21:45:44 No.11638347
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Anonymous 07/12/24(Fri)21:45:44 No.11638347   [Reply]
https://youtu.be/LZzt5aS-6Zo
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Anonymous
07/16/24(Tue)15:47:50 No.11646307
Anonymous 07/16/24(Tue)15:47:50 No.11646307
ethel merman
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Anonymous
07/16/24(Tue)19:45:49 No.11646718
Anonymous 07/16/24(Tue)19:45:49 No.11646718
young based god cook up a mean casserole
young based god butter up his asshole
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Anonymous
07/16/24(Tue)23:16:43 No.11647092
Anonymous 07/16/24(Tue)23:16:43 No.11647092
the baby mank gaming community
>>
Namefren
07/17/24(Wed)00:20:30 No.11647190
Namefren 07/17/24(Wed)00:20:30 No.11647190
>>11638347
The West has fallen~
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Anonymous
07/17/24(Wed)05:49:44 No.11647559
Anonymous 07/17/24(Wed)05:49:44 No.11647559
amazing albums
Anonymous
07/17/24(Wed)05:49:37 No.11647558
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Anonymous 07/17/24(Wed)05:49:37 No.11647558   [Reply]
BUTTFUCKER
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Anonymous
07/17/24(Wed)05:35:06 No.11647545
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Anonymous 07/17/24(Wed)05:35:06 No.11647545   [Reply]
poopd my robe
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LelGuy88
[s4s] made me mentally ill 07/16/24(Tue)20:15:40 No.11646784
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[s4s] made me mentally ill LelGuy88 07/16/24(Tue)20:15:40 No.11646784   [Reply]
im permabanned poster nicerstomper58. i first started reading [s4s] when i was about 12. by 14 i got really obsessed with the concept of "rudeness" and tried to channel it constantly, until my thought process got really bizarre and i would repeat things like "nicer balls" and "i love shitting inside nicer assholes" in my head for hours, and i would get really paranoid, start seeing things in the corners of my eyes etc, basically prodromal schizophrenia. im now on antipsychotics. i always wondered what the kind of "rude" style of [s4s] humor was all about; i think it's the unconscious leaking in to the conscious, what jungian theory considered to be the cause of schizophrenic and schizotypal syptoms. i would advise all people who "get" [s4s] to be careful because that likely means you have a predisposition to a mental illness. peace.
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Anonymous
07/17/24(Wed)03:04:50 No.11647394
Anonymous 07/17/24(Wed)03:04:50 No.11647394
>>11646784
we call this "mentally lel"
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Anonymous
07/17/24(Wed)03:23:08 No.11647409
Anonymous 07/17/24(Wed)03:23:08 No.11647409
>>11646940
what if him and david lynch, david earle and david tibet are all the same person?
>>
Anonymous
07/17/24(Wed)05:05:59 No.11647515
Anonymous 07/17/24(Wed)05:05:59 No.11647515
im le newfig please let me in on the origin of this copypasta
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Anonymous
07/17/24(Wed)05:08:07 No.11647518
Anonymous 07/17/24(Wed)05:08:07 No.11647518
>>11647515
it isnt copypasta
>>
crudehumour223@gmail.com
07/17/24(Wed)05:34:34 No.11647543
crudehumour223@gmail.com 07/17/24(Wed)05:34:34 No.11647543
>>11646940
this is peak [s4s] irony – calling david firth weird and obscure and bizarre
Anonymous
07/17/24(Wed)05:21:30 No.11647530
Anonymous 07/17/24(Wed)05:21:30 No.11647530   [Reply]
lived to waste another day
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Anonymous
07/17/24(Wed)05:29:21 No.11647540
Anonymous 07/17/24(Wed)05:29:21 No.11647540
he can't keep getting away with this
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Anonymous
07/17/24(Wed)05:31:27 No.11647542
Anonymous 07/17/24(Wed)05:31:27 No.11647542
Based me too
Anonymous
07/16/24(Tue)20:23:46 No.11646801
Anonymous 07/16/24(Tue)20:23:46 No.11646801   [Reply]
Goddamn fucking niggers...

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger
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000
07/16/24(Tue)21:17:05 No.11646890
000 07/16/24(Tue)21:17:05 No.11646890
>>11646876
u talm bout wholesale while im on that cease, desist and seize type shit what the fuck u rly know bout running packs my nigga
>>11646881
u running away from the truth like I really am it stop trippin u on narcan or sum
>>
Anonymous
07/16/24(Tue)21:19:53 No.11646897
Anonymous 07/16/24(Tue)21:19:53 No.11646897
>>11646890
Nigga I'm the runner and the gunner u just the runner up I really got fiends in a line cause ima need mines totalitarian in this shit
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000
07/16/24(Tue)21:22:19 No.11646903
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>>11646897
glownigga rly tryn flex bruh im out this bih
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Anonymous
07/16/24(Tue)21:25:04 No.11646911
Anonymous 07/16/24(Tue)21:25:04 No.11646911
>>11646903
U started it with the jpegflex
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Anonymous
07/17/24(Wed)05:23:42 No.11647536
Anonymous 07/17/24(Wed)05:23:42 No.11647536
>>11646811
dubs

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck
Anonymous
07/16/24(Tue)20:44:10 No.11646833
Anonymous 07/16/24(Tue)20:44:10 No.11646833   [Reply]
Would it kill you niggers to pay attention for a fucking second?

Your fortune: Better not tell you now
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Anonymous
07/16/24(Tue)20:46:32 No.11646838
Anonymous 07/16/24(Tue)20:46:32 No.11646838
rahh immediately sent into cardiac arrest
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Anonymous
07/17/24(Wed)05:22:40 No.11647534
Anonymous 07/17/24(Wed)05:22:40 No.11647534
>>11646833
dubs

Your fortune: Average Luck
Anonymous
07/16/24(Tue)20:12:42 No.11646777
Anonymous 07/16/24(Tue)20:12:42 No.11646777   [Reply]
Alright! Let's beat up some nigger criminals!

Your fortune: Outlook good
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Anonymous
07/16/24(Tue)20:13:40 No.11646779
Anonymous 07/16/24(Tue)20:13:40 No.11646779
>>11646777
>>
Anonymous
07/16/24(Tue)20:15:45 No.11646785
Anonymous 07/16/24(Tue)20:15:45 No.11646785
she nigger though
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Anonymous
07/17/24(Wed)05:22:09 No.11647533
Anonymous 07/17/24(Wed)05:22:09 No.11647533
>>11646777
trips

Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again
Anonymous
Deep Web.. 07/16/24(Tue)19:07:36 No.11646652
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Deep Web.. Anonymous 07/16/24(Tue)19:07:36 No.11646652   [Reply]
Hello, I was wondering if anyone could help me get into the darkest part of the deep web. :D
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Anonymous
07/17/24(Wed)05:05:06 No.11647513
Anonymous 07/17/24(Wed)05:05:06 No.11647513
>>11647031
Do you know any active chans that have traffic?
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crudehumour223@gmail.com
07/17/24(Wed)05:11:12 No.11647521
crudehumour223@gmail.com 07/17/24(Wed)05:11:12 No.11647521
>>11646760
you know what would have been funnier if you actually looked up the you-know-what-kind of porn and showed us the results. like you typed in scat dirty that kind of dirty illegal porno that you'd just look up even though the guy only mildly suggested regular porn. but you would attempt to find the you-know-what-kind of porn and screencapped that instead comprendé?
>>
crudehumour223@gmail.com
07/17/24(Wed)05:13:55 No.11647525
crudehumour223@gmail.com 07/17/24(Wed)05:13:55 No.11647525
>>11647025
some ISPs straight up block your connection the moment they detect you're attempting to get on i2p. the reason is that i2p is so untraceable they'd rather cut you off instead of bothering with keeping track of you while you're on there
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Anonymous
07/17/24(Wed)05:14:38 No.11647526
Anonymous 07/17/24(Wed)05:14:38 No.11647526
>>11647521
Hello Mr.Humour223
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crudehumour223@gmail.com
07/17/24(Wed)05:21:45 No.11647531
crudehumour223@gmail.com 07/17/24(Wed)05:21:45 No.11647531
>>11647526
MMMMMMMMMMMMMOMMY HELEN! MOMMY HELEN MOMMY HELEN MOMMY HELEN MOMMY HELEN
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