>>730581704why does she want him to put on gold bars?
>>730618587It's butter.
>>730609340>oh, my wife played a khajit in Skyrim
>Gabe does nothing and says nothing>Meanwhile, over at the Epic Games Store
>>730621114Unc Gabe understood the assignment
fine ill use epic
>>730621114>proposals to ban x >he opposes it because he likes free speech and you shouldn't ban tools like photoshop just because it can be used for illegal image forging>UHM you are DEFENDING pedophilia!?I sure love some classic journalism twisting what people actually say
Im thinking about coming back and trying to complete dev trials. What's considered the most difficult?
>>730618979yeah on ps1 those levels time trials were a joke, the ones that felt hard on the ps1 was papu's pyramid and N.gin labs (before i learned the trick)
I'm just here for the bandicuties.
>>730616580>most difficultCrash Cove and Prehistoric Playground come to mind, I just barely managed to beat those and a few others. Sadly the online is dead now so there's nobody around to flex your master wheels on anymore.
>>730616580Whichever one has this dude on it.
>>730620934I remember back when some Beenox devs streamed NF on twitch once and he read my message in chat. A true, blue gamer.
>AB is you is invalidLame
I'm a god>>730618494it told me on downloading it that it was updated 9 days ago.
>>730618260>>730618630Have fun man. This is my favorite game of all time. It usurped Majora's Mask after 2 decades of me thinking it never would be. I'm going to spoil all my posts fromm now on because I'm in the super lategame of Nimi's GardenNimi's Garden, btw, is a mod levelpack of Baba and it's so high quality that it's basically Baba Is You 2. People say that but having beaten through 11 worlds I can confirm this is completely accurate.:) Something to look forward to after.
>>730619248yeah this is neat shit early on. I'll see how far I can take it, I can already see how it will fuck with your head in later levels.
>>730619413I've been posting this just for myself these past Baba but you'll like it too I bet:-Words:--1. Nouns---a. Object Nouns---b. Special Nouns--2. Operators---a. Verbs---b. Conditions----z. Prefix Conditions----y. Infix Conditions---c. Special Operators--3. Properties---a. Y/N PropertiesComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
*past Baba threads
Is there a game where you can be genuinely deplorable?
>>730616057Turned out she was right.
>>730617840This guy gets it. Deplorable
Abe's Oddysee/Exoddus, you can kill all the other mudokens instead of saving them. The Star Wars Episode 1 game, you can just go around murdering every npc.
Games like Rust and Arc Raiders allow you to be. Killing NPCs isn't deplorable, but you can certainly waste people's time and efforts while remaining in the bounds of the rules in those games.
>>730615971
I can’t even get past the fucking Capra demon. Can I just play 3 I’m fucking sick of being stuck here
Capra Demon was literally the only boss I beat on my first try
Maybe the real master key was the zweihanders we picked up along the way...
>>730617797capra demon is the hardest "boss" in the game
>>730617797Why would you want to skip the lamest souls game? Finish this and then do 25 playthroughs of ds2
>>730621048Playing these games is worse than torture. Play E33 instead.
What are your honest to god thoughts on Lila Decyrus?
>>730619335With enough thorough dickings, that can be cured.
>>730617526paizuri
>>730618204I don't remember she that thick.
Is the Ryza Deluxe trilogy worth it? Is there an option to titfuck Lila?
H df
Why aren't you doing this?
>>730615738I guess I could try that. My cat likes drinking the dirty plant water at the bottom of their pots and catch plates.
>>730616367Your cat is vile.
>>730615738lettuce is poisonous to cats
>>730618529no it's notcat can have a little a lettuce as a treat
>>730615738Cats are not good for your health, and as a conscientious developer, I don't want to perpetuate this harmful problem for my players.
Why do people actually think it's a good idea to recommend old fighting games to newfags, it has to be the biggest bait possible
>>730618775The uns mog the entire roster. Its a two character game. Melee has better balance.
>>7306186493S is more of a real street fighter than V or 6 at least, you just don't have other options since they stopped doing street fighter.>>730619103Ken, Makoto, and Urien are close enough
>>730619207>>>730618649>3S is more of a real street fighter than V or 6 at leastLol no>>>730619103>Ken, Makoto, and Urien are close enoughNah, thats like saying ganon is viable in melee.
>>730617942>>730618410Strive finally got a proper ranked mode which follows the same type of ladders as SF6Even when it was tower it was easy enough to get matches as a scrub but now it's probably easy as hell. I have two characters in Gold which isn't even the lowest rank and people are not very good down there. No idea what's going on in Iron/Bronze/Silver but surely you're not going to run into Slayers doing Pilebunker loopsI agree Fightcade's environment isn't the best to get quality matches, but it's alright, especially on something like 3S where there's a decent number of peopleAnd it's free, so worst case scenario you lose 10 minutes of your time setting it all up
>>730618649>just wouldnt recommend 3s because its not a real street fighter. Parry and the balance are horrible.I get what you're saying but I don't think the Drive system in SF6 is very Street Fighter either, but I also hate combofaggotry so I might be biased. The most fun I've had in SF6 is when neither of us engaged with the Drive system. I wish I were joking, but it can override the rest of the game when it sees appropriate use. I didn't play much SF4 and I didn't play any SF5, but going from any version of SF2 to SF6 can feel far more alien than going from 2 to 3S. I don't even like 3S all that much, though I used to.
Is it good?
>>730619661So you find the Epstein list and expose pedophiles like trump?
>>730619064Not really. It is sort of an instance mission based thing where you teleport to an enclosed zone, do some objectives and gather stuff, and then go back to HQ.
>>730619064I dunno, but I find old American wagons sexy
>>730619064I enjoyed it but you gotta like the specific kind of gameplay loop it has to see it through. Try it out for free somehow if you're unsure.
>>730619064No, you don't get to actually drive, you load into an area, loot, then load into the next.
>speedrun S rank gameplay only no story type slopi kinda get why 2D platformers died outsuch an obnoxious and boring game
>>730619883Hard to know. I was skeptical about the game at first but I ended up loving it. Pizza Tower is less about beating the game and more about playing the game.
>>730619883Just pirate it. If you like it and your the moral type just buy, if not, drop it.
>>730620315you're*My bad.
>>730619104You realize your history of being a faggot is archived, right? Every arcade autism post.
>>730620561>tfw no tranny gf to beat pizza tower for while i give her a prostate massage with my hard cockwhy even life
Is this game kinda bad
>>730618156Poor bait
>>730618230These games are not even the same genre. This is quite literally like comparing Dragon Quest to Devil May Cry.
>>730619613E33 is a better turn based game than FFXVI is an action game
its not better than remakes of ff7 but its still a decent game
>>730617973It's very bad.
>"Old games are better"ummm unc mind explaining this?
>>730617426Ocarina of Time is a 99 on metacritic but of course you excluded that didn't you faggot OP
>>730617426you DO realize that people who were born when GTA4 release can vote and drive right?By all definitions that's an old game
>>730617426Most of these are astroturfed slop
how do uncs find time to play games? must be hard between taking care of children and balding really hard
Hobby grows, numbers inflate. It's not surprising surface level consumers buy a console for only one or two launch games they know of thanks to aggressive advertising or name brand alone.Finding old game discussion is impossible now because the older the internet becomes, the more data is purged, lost and buried under thousands of shitty journalist articles written by bots to feed an algorithm that only discusses what's popular.
>say nigger in a single player game>game bans you >money stolen how is this not theft?
>>730620473Name 67 games that do this
Why would the SP game even have a chat?
>>730620473When you purchase a game you agree to follow the terms put forth by the developer in order to play it. This is a contract.By not following the terms (in this case, saying nigger) you violate the contract and the developer has the right to take away your ability to play the game.This doesn't apply to every jurisdiction, since some consider games to be goods rather than services, but that's the gist of it.
weird, none of the single player games i play ban me when i say nigger
I hate it when woke weapons are forced in video games.If your game includes pozzed, forced diversity non-arerican weapons like the iklwa, katar, lajatang, urumi, mambele throwing knives, chakram, bola, ngulu, khopesh or gada, I will not buy or play it.Only true amerigod melee weapons like the sword, greataxe, mace and of course the mighty katana should be allowed in video games.
Let me guess, you "need" more?
>>730616085CHOOSE
>>730605848ok but it looks cool
>>730605789I wish more games had warglaives. They are kino as fuck.
>>730619281looks utterly retarded and unwieldly
Post vidya stacies
>>730611847>>730612150you niggas just pretend to find *this* attractive, right?right?
>>730618584all body types are valid so long as they dont have that overhanging gut thing
>>730615581built for african-american drug dealers
What's it like to cum inside a gigastacy like Rachel?
>>730610398post more of anna's annas
Hello all. For no particular reason I decided to try to map out the different connections between the settings in Super Smash Bros. Like how Mario and Donkey Kong are in the same world and stuff. What I realized though is I probably need to chat with people who are fans of the different franchises to know where more of the crossover stuff happens, because it's probably something I can't just google and find the right answers for. Here's what I got so far->Mario and Luigi are actually from Earth, the same one as Little Mac (mario served as a ref for Little Mac, and he fought Donkey Kong). All the other Mario characters and DK characters live in the world of the Mushroom kingdom, and the two are connected by warp pipes. I'm tempted to throw the Ice-Cimbers somewhere here for fun too, just cause there's not a lot of lore and it would be an easy thing to throw in, but I don't think there's anything official there. >The Fire Emblem characters live in a multiverse where they are fictional characters in each-others settings, with Marth, Ike, Chrom, Robin, and Lucina all being in the same world just in different timelines. >Zelda characters live in the various timelines in hyrules, but no cross-dimensional stuff with other franchises. >Samus and her characters are in the world of Metroid, which MIGHT be the same as the one in F-Zero (they share several traits), which in turn MIGHT have a connection to the world of F-Zero thanks to a racer in F-Zero having the name of Fox's dad. >Kirby Characters live in a planet in space, but far as I see no crossovers with other franchises.
All your wall of text really says is that you haven't played 80% of the franchises represented in Smash. Kirby alone has crossed over with most of the other Nintendo series.
>>730615305>What I realized though is I probably need to chat with people who are fans of the different franchises to know where more of the crossover stuff happens, because it's probably something I can't just google and find the right answers for.nigger you can literally google kirby and pacman crossovers and get the answersyou don't know shit about video games
>>730615305surprised you didn't bring up the samus cameo in kirby, so you could say they share a universe>>730615316pac-man and sonic have crossed over a couple times
Have you played ANY franchise represented in Smash?
>>730615316>>730615305just actual fucking schizobabbleplease consider suicide
Up to Crumbling Farum Azula and can't beat the Godskin Duo, I think I'm done with this game desu. Anyone else drop it here?
>>730618047>I think the main issue you have regarding persistence at Farum Azula is that you've just done Mountaintops and Snowfields which are the worst areas in the game.you don't have to do snowfield to get to faram azula. only if you're going to the haligtree
>>730612829You are just supposed to use ashes, the game is designed around them
>>730618395I always shoot through it to do Haligtree because barring a few retarded mobs (ulcerated tree spirit, revenants) it's one of the best dungeons in the game. Even so, going from Leyndell to Mountaintops is a slog and the difficulty spike is maintained thereafter. So even if you skip Snowfield it's still shit.They should have cut Snowfield, gave Mountaintops the population density of Snowfield (straight run to the fire giant), had the Haligtree as its dungeon, and had Morgott as the final pre-Erdtree boss.
>>730618953i don't get why everyone seethes at the ulcerated tree spirits, they're not difficult. when i happened upon one in the stormveil "sewers" pretty early, my "oh shit" turned to "lame" in a second because i realized you can spam roll like a retard and it just can't hit you with anything, really trivial miniboss. i'd rather they replaced every banished knight in the game with ulcerated tree spirits
>>730619326I find them easier than normal tree spirits as well. The issue is that there are just too many of them. The one under Stormveil is great, but by the time you get to Haligtree rot swamp I'm sick of them. I also think it depends on build. I played faith and dreaded knight enemies and ulcerated spirits because of their pressure, but playing strength they're trivial.
Why do aliens make such great videogame antagonists?
>>730579940>blue yoghurt What's wrong with blue yogurt?Yogurt is a very healthy food.
>>730548136Not vidya.
>>730579940>>730580375>>730619287Iirc they only feed you yogurt if you maxed out friendship with them and you either go to bed hungry or pass out from starvation.
God I just started the game because of this bread. The tutorial almost killed me, and the base is an absolute dumpster. Can I use the incinerator downstairs to clean this shithole a little?Is there any trash or item I should keep and not destroy?
>>730620221>Can I use the incinerator downstairs to clean this shithole a little?Yes, but you're better of selling the trash for money by sending it away with the drone.
Why can't developers into good UI's anymore?
>>730618284Every time I resized the interface I had to resort all my rows and tabs.
>>730619643You cant do that with a crpg with hundreds of possible contextual buttons.
>>730619865Ok unc.
>>730618161because companies don't fucking careI've been craving for keyboard-friendly interfaces since forever, but they won't fucking give them for some fucking reason. shit like>pgup/pgdn to scroll, or to switch tabs>alt+highlighted letter to jump to relevant fields or sections>alt+number for sorting items (by name, stat, type, etc.)>tab to switch between fieldsbut no, everything has to be a gross controller-driven or mouse-driven shitfest. meanwhile controllers get shit like L1/R1 to switch screens while PC gets nothing
>>730620030Yes you can. Its a video game. You can literally do anything.
