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Is Robert the new Virgin parallel to Chad?
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>>41755285
Robert as in robot?

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>uncle refitted the seals on the cum hydraulics
NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO
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>Sister leaked the meme mobile blueprints
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>mother found the bowel babushka
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>dad peered into the cum akashic records
DO YOU REALIZE WHAT THIS MEANS MAN
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>Sister upgraded my RAM (Running Anal Massager)
BITCH, IT WAS A RETRO BUILD
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>>41753131
>Grandpa has alzheimer and I keep having to remake the semen sand trap

They say to just be yourself but what if you are naturally boring? Change from that? Get new interests or adjust your personality? Wouldnt that not be true to yourself then?
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>>41755025
Well, the one thing to take away from it is that you shouldn't try to be someone else, being a pretend-cool guy that is not convincing anyone is much worse than just being boring.
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It basically means "stay true to your core personality but if that doesn't work out fake it till you make it".
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>>41755060
What if I am a pretend cool-guy but I am convincing people?
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>>41755150
Then it's okay, as long as no one finds out
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>>41754650
No just b yourself.
No no. The OTHER yourself :^)

>tfw 15 word essay due next month
>tfw I haven't even started it yet


Who else is struggling with uni?
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>college starts at next month
>have not applied yet

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Who here hates fucking teenagers.
>Be me walking down the street
>2 high school kids walking by
> see them snicker as they walk by me
All of middle/high school memories come back..
I am FUCKING 21 leave me ALONE GOD DAMMIT
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>>41755548
Aren't you doing it as well?
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>>41755588
I obviously was calling him normal you autist.

Learn to read between em.
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>>41755455
>underage
>doesn't know that bombing normiefag parties is the height of patrician
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>>41755668
crabbucket.exe
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>>41754921
I'm the same anon. I'm the same..

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Would you?
Originalio

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Honestly you can't get any more pathetic then that.
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>>41755692
My GF watches anime with me.
My GF wants to visit japan with me.
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>>41755692
>worked at a japanese studio
>character artist
>make 3D Models
>would rather watch lupin than some trite dogshit sitcom or a sport I am not participating in


>Honestly you can't get any more pathetic then that.
How about heroin use, alcoholism, and having kids out wedlock?

Wait what?

Fuck outta here.
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its than* by the way then refers to a time setting in the past
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>>41755692
Let's agree to disagree, senpai.
No post without more text.
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>>41755692
he says as he posts on 4chan

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WHY IS EVERYONE SO FUCKING HAPPY
STOP BEING HAPPY
IT MAKES ME FEEL SO MUCH WORSE
THEY KNOW THEIR FLAUNTING IT RIGHT IN MY FACE AND THEIR LAUGHING BEHIND MY BACK
THEY KNOW IM SOME SORT OF FREAK AND THEIR MAKING FUN OF ME
STOP IT PLEASE FUCKING STOP
FUCK
FUCK
FUCK
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>>41755186

They arent fucking happy theyre fucking trying to act like they are to seem strong
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>2017
>people are happy

pretty sure happiness doesn't exist anymore

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>be me
>few weeks ago
>mommy makes spaghetti
>the noodles are very thin, and taste like they're not cooked all the way
>the meatballs also taste like black licorice
>few minutes ago
>go downstairs to get midnight snack
>look through foods
>see the noodles mommy used to make the spaghetti
>"organic soybean spaghetti"
WHAT IS SHE TRYING TO DO TO ME?!?!?!?

Post what school you go to and your major.
I go to U of Iowa and I'm majoring in Japanese (real 3D autism)
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>UWO
I don't think people here even know what reddit is
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>>41755589
Hey, what up, London is my hometown. Both my siblings went there. And so did all my high school bullies, I had to come to UofToronto to escape.

It's true, UWO is normie-central. With that said, your campus is absolutely gorgeous, London smells so much cleaner than Toronto, and you have the opportunity to punt so many geese. Fuck geese. Also you have some top teachers. I'm in geology, and C. Tsujita is a cool dude. Also people like Irena Creed are top notch, a friend of mine worked for her two summers ago.
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>>41754886
>>41755229
bls come back to discord sorry for delet in autistic rage
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Colby College. Biology. Legit 2 other people use this Chinese message board.
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>>41748935
also leeds
mathematical studies (after failing management and mathematics 1st year)

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>T-the only thing I want for Christmas is you, anon~
Why don't you move to Japan?
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>>41754814
this image is actually the absolute truth
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I did, OP. It's pretty nice.
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Because I already live here. Christmas in tokyo is pretty nice because literally everything is lit up
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I'll move back to japan after the holidays
Can't wait to play some arcade games when I get back
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>>41753860
>going to a foreign country for romance
>going to japan for romance
If anything I'd go to the Philippines because at least my surname carries weight In the north.

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How can I enjoy life if I'm not living on caribbean and my name is not Luis Fonsi?? Explain.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TyHvyGVs42U

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Comfy thread for robots

https://disc
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you're daily reminder this is a growing trend
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>>41754161
>front of diaper is wet
what a cute boy
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yeah desu idk if I enjoy the feeling of a wet diaper but I love the feeling of embarrassment like I need to be dependent on them or something, like im helpless. I also want to be dommed and stuff too and forced to wear them. I do agree that scat is disgusting though
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I really dont like scat but the feeling of wetting a diaper or the embarrassment of wetting, like you need to be dependent on them or something is amazing imo. also I want to be dommed and forced to wear and crossdress and stuff like that
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>>41756110
sorry I posted twice by mistake cause my shit didnt update
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>>41753671
The image of an FBI agent firing bullets into your skull is more arousing than this cancer.

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Any other Schizotypal INTPs here?
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>>41751152
this. Getting high feels great when you're dead inside
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Reminder that INTPs are designed to service the chad ENTP
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>>41756064
nah, INTPs aren't designed for anything other than wasting their lives
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Guys help me. I know I'm not schizotypical because i lack the social anxiety and can generaly talk to people without spilling any spaghetti, but I just don't care about people enough to further develop the relationship.
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>>41749663
not sure if i'm schizotypal but i know i scored pretty high on an ASD test


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