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black femanon here

any tall black quiet shy robots or other poc robots that want to suck on my breasts while fucking me please i am so horny and i just really need 2 cum
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i don't see why not
are you OP though?
you ever play eu4?
are you into drawing at all?
Pasty white guy here.
Please stop being a homosexual, you fucking larper.
I'm not op, I just happen to live near op and want friends who are near me.
Haven't played that game but I do doodle quite a bit. Not super good at it but decent enough.
post discord
or a temporary email and i can email u my discord
what part of Detroit, I live downtown at capitol park

I'm from Los Angeles, California
who wants to meet up, let's hang out bros

My balls are so full with cum and I need a bad bitch to pump it in now
A week is when it's the worst. Ride it out and you'll feel normal not bopping the weasel.

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>match with girl on tinder
>she agrees to go on date with me
>decided we go see Joker
>packed theater, only seats left were next to this Chad and Stacy couple
>actually spilled a little popcorn on Chad while sitting down
>right before the movie starts I say, "gee I hope nobody shoots up the place HE HE HE" to Chad
>the whole movie I just kept telling my date how cool Arthur was and how much like me he is
>after the movie we were walking out of the theater, everything was fine, holding hands and stuff
>she says she called her uber
>start laughing like Arthur for no reason
>she doesn't even notice
>her uber shows up and she gives me a hug and says it was fun
>I say "we should do it again sometime!" then trying to be funny, I pretend to shoot myself in the head like Arthur did

Never got a text back. But the movie was cool.
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>hehe look at me, I'm a psycho I'm so fucking cool!!! I'm just like Arthur!!
>ill just slap on a joker image to get a reply

(You). Never read your blog post because no one cares
OP... please tell me this is fake and you dont actually act like this...
Apparently you all do. Fuckin nerds.
Somewhere close to your house

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>be me 15 minutes ago
>have to poo
>go poo
>go back to listening to music and play vidya
>10 mins later
>have to poo again
>go poo
>finish and go back to vidya
>be now
>have to poo a third time

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>be me
>absolute poorfag
>wish i had pockets to contain my lint
>shitting by candle light
>large bug crawls against my ass hole
>trying to get in
>i grab toilet paper to crush it with
>but flinch
>drop it towards floor puddle from the ceiling leak
>grab it frantically and hold it out straight in front of me
>toilet paper drapes right into candle
>spasm again and unravel TP faster than socialism unraveled the Greek economy
>rip burning paper and throw it before it spreads to entire roll
>it narrowly lands in water

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Don't kill yourself.

Kill your seIf.
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It means it's possible to acquire any knowledge by just knowing the one mind. In other words, extrasensory perception.
>kill your self

But you ARE the Self, anon. Read the Upanishads.
Yes. You must kill the self. Ego death is best way to enlightenment
I used to think like this, but one day I just stopped when personal experiences began giving me existential crises, so this post hasn't gone unappreciated.
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You haven't gone far enough down the rabbit hole anon. Consciousness *is* existence.
You can take the idea of consciousness being the substance of existence itself seriously, and it will give you an entirely new perspective on your place in existence.
Under this system of thinking determinism would not mean a single set path, it just means the paths you can possibly take have already been determined. Past, present, and future are just mental states. The sum of all possible conscious states transcends time. All three are equally real, as they are all part of the same unified sum of reality, existence.
Just remember that the only two absolute truths we know are we are conscious, and because we are conscious there's existence. Anything past that are assumptions at worst, axioms at best.

If you're ever bored, and want to try and fuck your mind over, read The Kybalion. It's all over youtube in audiobook form, on archive.org, and you can even buy it for cheap in book form.

Favorite antagonist in any series go

Mine is probably a tie between Liquid Ocelot and Handsome Jack
Frank Horrigan is the most badass enemy in a video game.
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King of Ants Meruem. Handsome Jack is a pretty good choice too.
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i can't think of any vidya or anime off the top of my head but phil leotardo is the greatest tv antagonist
T-1000 for me

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> be depressed piece of shit on medical leave from uni for planned suicide last spring
> involuntarily hospitalized, put on antidepressants for the first time in my life
> after thirteen days, they feel confident in letting me leave
> I *myself* feel confident, think that maybe the meds were starting to kick in
> spend months attending PHP, later dropped down to IOP, finally end up in OP
> completely overhaul diet, start going to the gym
> over time, notice that I've started to regress
> not feeling as upbeat as I did leaving the hospital
> still going to the gym, but doesn't feel like I'm making any progress
> haven't spoken to anyone outside family / treatment since I was let out of inpatient
> turn to music to cope with feelings of doubt
> really helps to turn my day around
> find a good artist, does a lot of works about people in harsh straits, some pretty emotional but uplifting stuff
> damn, this is good
> lookup the artist

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>medical leave from uni
Are you from New York? Sorry not good at ruining days, at least not intentionally so can't do anything there. Do you think you are narcissistic? If those things aren't true when applied to you then there isn't anything useful to be gained by letting it get to you.
>> turn to music to cope with feelings of doubt
i mean you probably are an ungrateful narcissist loser, why else would you be on this board?
Nope. Not a New Yorker. Don't really feel narcissistic either. If asked, I'd say that I'm a pretty shit person, in terms of genetics, history, etc. However, I mostly just keep to myself.
Not much of a narcissist. Egotistical maybe, since I focus a lot on myself (albeit just the shit parts, i.e. everything).
>pretty shitty person
I have never found someone who called themselves a shitty person who was actually garbage. One time there was someone who said their life was shit and they were right, but that was one and their life which can be perceived as they chose.

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Fairy loli cunny

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I know something nobody else does.
I know something so huge and secret, it would be on the front page of every newspaper, TV channel and news website TOMORROW if I were to reveal it to the correct sources.
I am literally a special human being thanks to synchronicity and my assured destiny vouched for by God himself.
Ask me anything.
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May I ask why you say this, or why you feel like I shouldn't
Pretty much my main reason is that sex should not be glorified, especially in a world where overpopulation is an issue, and child rearing does not take into account a child's consent to be born. But also it's possible that cooming discharges vital energies that are better off re-circulating in your body.
A new born child does not understand consent, nobody ever asked to be born, they don't exist before being born
>child rearing does not take into account a child's consent to be born
Do unborn children have rights then?
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Is it about the power of gemdicks?

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>Go on /soc/
>It's like stepping outside
>Extreme normal fags with above-average IQ everywhere
>High foreheads running to 170 IQ in power
>Phone posters run amok

How did this happen?
>above-average IQ everywhere
El-oh-fucking-el. Are you literally retarded or something, Anonymous?

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Tfw no aspie gf

I want to cum in her autistic teen pussy.
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>0% chance she will cheat on you
>0% cocky
>0 predispoditioned societal standards
>100% critical

Its simply perfect

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> https://www.dailydot.com/irl/veronica-rae-joker-trolls/

'Coomer' is an incel term
>not being an incel

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Should incels be considered their own gender?

>Picture is of a woman who is not involuntarily celibate
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>a woman who is not involuntarily celibate
No shit, genius. "Woman" and "involuntarily celibate" are mutually exclusive.
I want to breed that Eurasian hottie

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