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>tfw you're so fucking worthless that even your bully leaves you
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>>52613536
What happened, OP?

This comment is so original.
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>>52613536
you deserve it you piece of shit.
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>>52613536
give us the story or riot.
what was the bully like?

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We need to prepare for when they return. Get fit, get a gun, and get ready. I'm not trusting any of these fuckers when they claim to come in peace.
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I would probably sboty pants if I saw one.
But I'd like to see one, if they're here that is.

Even if they're not, but billions of light-years away, I'd love to meet one.
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>>52609020
If the aliens are real though we can beg them to murder people once in a while covertly. Maybe start with lorne michaels and work a trickle down murder system to his vassals that do illegal drugs and perverted rape-ish kind of stuff.
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>alien thread on the most isolated board on the internet
I'm not surprised by the schizo-no-evidence/logic-required type of discussion going on here.
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>>52613356
What do you expect from a group of entities that have already dealt with human death on the reg?
>>52613094
On rare occasion human death has occurred with them. Its usually a heart attack or a self defense situation from people having shock from the experience. I ran away at first but came back and they were still there. One of them recognized that I was about to faint from holding my breath in an involuntary way and make me check myself by tapping their own chest to remind me to breathe and relax. It was scary as shit but it turned out ok. Except for the being called crazy part.
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One last bump for aaaylamo.

>Come here to daddy, anon
>I'm not your daddy?
>Son, what are you talking about?
>I've always been your dad
>Now drop your trousers and give daddy your boipucci.

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You're at a con with your friends and out of nowhere this autistic teenage boy challenges you to a fight. What do?
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Give 'em the mighty boot.
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>>52613328
Steal his maid
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>>52613328
I miss cons before nomies ruined them
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>>52613328
>stiffs the shit out of him
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>>52614214
sadly I never got to experience them

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>turn off adblock because i want to support the site
>gratuitous porn ads
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>>52610213
Untrue because posting enables responses to your posts and overall more traffic, which includes users who view the ads.
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>>52609673
>wanting to support the site
>wanting to support the site that allows fags and discord trannies to dominate the board
>wanting to support the site that allows pedomods
>wanting to support some greedy, lying gook

Let it burn.
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>>52609673
>watch ads = giving more money to hiro

You fucking monster, shame on you for supporting moot's murder and killer of this site
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>>52609673
>supporting hiro
you reap what you sow
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>>52609673
If a little porn upsets you, then this probably isn't your site.

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>working doordash
>waiting for some order
>sulking internally as it's a bar environment on a weekend which always reminds me how lonely i am
>they bring my bag and put it on a shelf where all doordash orders go
>quicky grab it because i want to gtfo of there
>some other doordash guy runs up and tells me to look at the name please
>my autism kicks in and i get irrationally angry because the implication is that i just picked up a random bag like a retard
>flatly say the name and show him the bag
>then say "it's mine" and walk out of the store
>a third doordash guy says "wow that was rude as I walk out"
It was like an instant reminder that I'm toxic and deserve to be alone. If i ever got a relationship i would just drag them into the mud. Im so tired of all this guys.
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Andou is a fat homo
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At least you seem capable of learning.
You know what you did wrong and you know why you did it.
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>>52614427
Dude you are just catastrophizing, the other guys genuinely sound like faggots. You can't nor should you please everyone.
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>>52614427
I wish I could even do that. Bro I'm so weak in public even if the bag was mine i'd prob give it to him if he really thought it was his
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>>52614675
Maybe so. All my interactions seem to go pretty poorly though. Then i just end up shutting my mouth and smiling and nodding. Nobody wants to hang around with some quiet boring guy though. Then when i try i fuck something up again. It just all feels so hopeless

>liberal parents heard me call obama a nigger
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>>52614083
hmmmm
how can i tell you're underage
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>>52614083
Call your mom and dad a nigger-lover
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>>52614459
Came to say this. Time to double down OP. Do it.
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>>52614083
this.
then tell them they can go complain about it to their dumb nigger friends while they're at it
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I'm legitimately not racist but I like to say nigger

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Excuse me sir, have you ever heard of Robert E. Black? He was the first black man. Like, ever. He created the word 'nigger' as empowerment for his fellow black people. So when us white people say the word 'nigger' it is really celebrating the many years of blacks empowerment all thanks to Robert E. Black and the many watermelons and Popeye's Chicken Wings he has sacrificed to the big nigra gods. I employ you to spread the message of Robert E. Black, and his travels amongst the stars. Thank you for listening, kind sirs.
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>>52614554
Will do that my nigger
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>>52614574
no that's robert e black
he's black cause he came frum the star, sun.
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>>52614600
The Chocolate Starfish?
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Ted 'Dayum son' playing 'Robert E. Black' in Black Panther
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>>52614627
yes/ how'd ya figure

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guys why are there so many mexicans in atlanta?
please help
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Probably job opportunities. New Orleans got a boost in Hispanics after Katrina because so many illegals went there to help rebuild it. How is it living in Black Hollywood?
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didnt you guys get some law that was supposed to get rid of the mexican menace i remember everyone freaking out about it a while ago
like stop and frisk but for hispanics

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We must secure the...um...the existence of our...our p-people and a future for...for...wow...uh...
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>>52611430
We need to secure the existence of that booty and its future on my lap
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>>52612426
BABY GOT BACK!
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>>52612426
>wow stop cherry picking, guys
>proceeds to cherry pick
You know there are attractive and fuck ugly people in all races, right? It's not like we're going to post ones we find to be absolutely vile.
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>>52612819
Everything about your post is grand. My absolute favorite post of the night.
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>>52611430
disgusting
what is wrong with you?

hmm, https://youtu.be/K0QGZnKb2WU
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>>52614446
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z7F-79cobr0
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Et5lRP-OnfI

Sad Robot here, I need Greentexts, some good reads. Summer is approaching fast. Please send Greentexts like the stuff you would find on Punished creepsworks or Mr Green Texts. Much appreciated.
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>wants penis
>sucks dick
>shit
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>posts on 4 chan
>regrets ever posting on 4chan because monkey and tendies
>does it again a week later
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kill yourself fucking plebbitor faggot.
Get me in the screenshot

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This pic but unironically.
I'm 5'5" btw.

Y'all ever just feel an inate drive for violence well up inside u?
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sometimes i do but then watch cgdct and it goes away
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innate
not really. nothings at stake anymore so I stay ambivalent
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>>52614218
Nah not really. Quite the opposite actually. If someone started a fight with me I probably wouldn't fight back.
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>>52614218
Physical violence? Nope
Sexual violence on the other hand...

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Have video games and porn destroyed the modern man?
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>>52613958
No, they just provided an alternative to modern women. Modern women are literally less worth men's time than porn and vidya. They don't want to even consider that that's the case, because they're horrified at the notion of having to compete for a man's effort. They want it to be their birthright as a result of having a vagina.
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>>52613958
Modern man have been destroyed by modern women
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>>52614015
How? Not sure of the logic there.
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>look over here stacy i caught one
>don't move anon or i'll shoot
>STACY OVER HERE WE CAUGHT A CHAD
>HURRY UP BEFORE HE'S AN INCEL
>HE COULD WATCH PORN OR PLAY VIDEO GAMES ANY TIME
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>>52614441

>tfw will never be captured and gang raped by ugly women

feels bad man




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