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Any tips to sleep better?
> tried meditation, weed, melatonin, sleep pills, magnesium and camomile.. nothing works.
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>>49257709
Sleeping embraced by a beautiful woman that loves you and wants to carry your children.
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>>49257709
Benadryl. It'll only work for a while, though
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Buy a weight blanket and a body pillow to cuddle/put your back against to simulate being spooned
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Set a time at which you wake up and get up at that time no matter what, whether you had 9 hours or 1 hour of sleep. Eventually your body will adjust to the schedule.
Occasional sleepless nights are still a thing but its much better than the hell i lived through before
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Clear your thoughts before you try to sleep.

Fembots, have you ever dated a guy who liked wearing your panties?
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>>49258592
Nice. Good work, anon!
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>>49258592
>>49258618
YOU PEOPLE ARE HEROES!!!!
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>>49258390
>Fembots, have you ever dated a guy who liked wearing your panties?
n
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Sometimes i wear my mommy pants to jerk off
females that think they are robots, would they date me?
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>>49258999
Post your penis in panties

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I posted a smug anime face, now orbit me losers :3
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>>49258700
The dick makes it cuter thh.
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>>49258700
How do you know that?
>>49258594
Smug
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And if you want to orbit me even farther add my Kik : misturo
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>>49258880
>>49258934
I'd rather beat you with a pool cue until you have detached retinas.
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>>49259088
As if you could muster the strength to even do damage to anyone, go back to cry about not getting your tendies.

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Who else here /paranoid/ and /anxiety/?
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>>49258562
Both, except I have proof of people mocking me. The person himself deleted any evidence and denied everything though

At least I can claim ssi from people hating me, since I cant work if people don't want me around
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Paranoid like a motherfucker, dude. My dad constantly bitches at me for it, but I can't help being this way.
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>>49258562
>I lived a good life
If only. For me it would be "the nightmare is finally over"
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>>49258671

HAHAHAHAHAhahahahaHHHAAHAHHAHA

Yeah..... Life has not exactly been pic related

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Why are these alt-right buffoons so obsessed with anime girls?

Pic related
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>>49258996
>animefags realized that they were going to die alone
>now they turn into trannies in hopes of getting someone to like them
many such cases
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Idk why anime is so liked by leftists and tumblr. Anime is sexist and appeals to Male sex fantasies, Japan is a notoriously nationalist and fascist nation, and the series always tends to portray straight hetero relationships. Even when there are traps they are portrayed in an objectively demeaning way. Even the name "trap" insinuates that binary sex standards are the norm and the "trap" is tricking the hetero man.
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>>49257074
These are all leftist trannies.

Change up your bait.
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>>49259118
I get the feeling a lot of them post on r9k they seem the sort
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>>49257074
I wonder if Stirner would change his mimd after seeing this image

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What is the best Boards of Canada album, and why is is Geogaddi?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F7bKe_Zgk4o
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You're right, and it's because it's very mysterious and has a ton of hidden detail that you'll only notice when listening on psychedelics
Music is math, You could feel the sky and From one source all things depend are ridiculously good songs within the album's context
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>>49259084
I too share this opinion
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>the past inside the present
What did he mean by this?

Okay, it's Childish Gambino, homegirl drop it like the NASDAQ
Move white girls like there's coke up my asscrack
Move black girls cause, man, fuck it, I'll do either
I love pussy, I love bitches, dude, I should be runnin' PETA
In Adidas, with some short shorts, B-O-O all over me
My green is where it's supposed to be, your green is in my grocery
This Asian dude, I stole his girl, and now he got that Kogi beef
My dick is like an accent mark, it's all about the over Es
Hot like a parked car
I sound weird like nigga with hard R
Fly like the logo on my cousin's four forty
Eatin' Oreos like these white girls that blow me
Vodka for my ladies, whiskey for a grown man
Hangin' in the islands, lookin' for Earl like toe jam
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>>49257574
>Only thing I've seen him do that I liked was his Billy Dee Williams impression in Solo.
I wasn't convinced by it but then again I haven't seen Star Wars much nor have I really seen anything else Billy Dee Williams is in.

I like a couple of his songs but also Atlanta is very good.
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>>49257634
>pink haired mumble rap
>Way less pretentious
i don't think you understand the meaning of the word
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>>49257736
People who still listen to Nujabes because they think he's "woke".
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>>49257574
his entire audience is mostly just white suburban teenagers, it's not surprising they're all fucking retarded
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Why can't niggers express themselves like normal human beings?

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who would have expected that?
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>>49258743
Aside from the haircut, is he really considered unattractive?
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>>49259008
Nah he looks like a normal man.
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>>49258814
>>49259008
Hair is probably to cover balding
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>>49258766
>>49258814
t.suitlets
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>>49259038
Is rather be bald than look like a member of Heaven's Gate

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why lift if you are fukcing ugly lmao
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>>49257310
Can you grow a beard? If you do that, and grow your hair out you'll look like any other pseudo paleo gymfag.
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>>49257310
Why shouldn't people do what's best for them and their bodies?
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>>49257310
Literally every ugly guy gets fit if they don't give up entirely. Heard someone describe it as like an ugly gold rush that started 20 years ago now all girls are used to the buff ugly guy and it's no longer as appreciated. Probably still helpful though.
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Because it feels nice
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>>49257321
>you can still obtain bear mode
Depends on your genes. I'm forever doomed to be a lanklet.

Femboys, tell us about the time Chad/Tyrone felt confused and threatened by your delicate, feminine appearence, and what transpired.

Like, how do ultra-straight, homophobic guys react to you and your natural girlishness?
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>femb
BANG chnk
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>>49258506
>Chad/Tyrone felt confused and threatened by your delicate, feminine appearence, and what transpired.
>threatened
How so?

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>>49250479
>4chan
>weeb site
Not anymore, faggot
Weebs are cancereous as redditors and tumblrinas.
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Anime is great. Fuck off, normalfaggot
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>>49258265
Cringe_The_Image.bmp
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>>49258545
good argument buddy, I can tell you read pic related
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Nothing like a bit of the old polarised clash, eh? Shall we sort ourselves into teams? I'm on team weeb, now we'll wait for the two teams to fill up a bit and then start the battle.

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> too many androgynous features and long hair to be masculine
>too rough facial features to be considered cute

what the fuck am i supposed to do when neither team wants me
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Accept your existence as a robot

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where do I buy empty pill capsules
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>>49258929
Na I just want you to keep the streak going man!
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>>49258938
Is that what the doctor said before your mom pinched you off?
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>>49258948
i just smashed the like buttton xDD
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>>49258975
Well, at least the comebacks were fun for a while. Have fun with your "troll" thread, op.
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>>49258994
have fun getting destroyed IoI

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>tfw 30" thighs

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ITT: We laugh at roasties
AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
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>failed "mass" shooter who killed himself
ha ha ha




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