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Is it worth two thousand bucks, guys?
https://sexdollcanada.com/collections/premium-doll/products/160-53-g-cup-jennifer-irontech
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>>50453678
gd that is THICC
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>>50451518
only if you post a video of you banging her julay julay style
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Ordered a thicc doll during the holiday sale, supposed to get here Friday. I think it would be good for cuddling at night if nothing else. Want to cum on its tits and spank its ass
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>>50453756
Which site did you order off of?
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>>50453830
reallovesexdolls got the wm163 h cup with #200 head which looks exactly like Joi from bladerunner 2049

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>tfw no GPU gf
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>>50453735
heh that's kinda cute
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>>50453735
I feel bad for her everytime I see this, you can tell she's humiliated.
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>>50453735
She really looks like she's hit rock bottom
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>>50453735
>ill be your gpu gf anon
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>>50453749
Delusion
>>50453760
>>50453761
b&r. She's most likely a dance group reject who has no marketable skills besides being mildly cute, so now she does bottom of the barrel mascot jobs like this.

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> you can time travel
> you can't go back to the present
what do you do?
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>>50450825
Just give them D day cheat sheets and tell them to not invade Russia in winter if you wanted bro
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>>50447188
i go to Washington, D.C, 1955
i warn the president and the nation of what is to come.
i then live as a bum in VA and play songs from the future for a living
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>>50447188
write down the exact date and time bitcoin will spike its highest
travel back and buy thousands of Bitcoins for pennies
wait for the date and time
profit
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>>50447188
Set up a time paradox that loops indefinitely so I can nap forever.
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>>50447188
Go 2 minutes into the past and stop myself from replying in this thread

>co-worker tells me she has a boyfriend
>stop talking to her completely
>avoid making eye contact
>ignore her when she ask me a question

Anybody else do this?
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>>50452367
about time you stop acting like a fucking beta you cucksoyboi
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>>50452478
>kashii yui
>bland

Nigger i bet you think madoka is a good show faggot. Yui is actually a very good threshed out character.

>>50452538
Stop using my pics.
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>>50452214
The correct course of action for men. Women of course do the exact opposite, chasing men who are already taken (and given that, if she actually wanted you, she wouldn't have told you she had a bf).
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>>50452653
nigga im from bombton, pull up ill show you what a real nigga like.
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Are you Zesto

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>keep losing weight and getting weaker
>hungry but don't want to eat anything
>genuinely just waiting to collapse and die
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>>50453511
>>50453515
it's only called anorexia if caused by muh female beauty standards
i've just given up completely and can't keep anything down after having more than a few bites
there's some grey meat, baby carrots and moldy tomatoes in the fridge and i can't be bothered to ask for genuine nourishment or get a job that would allow me to get it more easily
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>>50453637
Not onion onions fuck sake how does auto correct even get the word onion from onions?

Seriously who the fuck made auto correct for Samsung?
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>>50453653
W8 I just realised it's the board doing it fuck that's even worse. God fucking dam it.

Awwwwww fuck sake.
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>>50453653
>>50453662
Lmao no worries but still kinda fucked

>>50453637
That does sound nice. I've tried blending my food before no joke, but it's like my body won't accept it and I can't get it down. I'll check it out but beware I'm not about to spend all my money on an overpriced, hip food trend smdh
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>>50453711
I went on it for like three month I lost a shitload of weight and felt great but now I'm back on the junk food and want to fucking die.

I'm gonna go back in it exclusively.

Also if you spread it out have one drink a day its cheap as fuck.

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>tfw you close your eyes while speaking to someone and they're gone once you open them again
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Its always been a dream my friend
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>>50453701
The person is fucked up for leaving without a word mid sentance

You're fucked up for closing your eyes like a somnambulist mid-conversation long enough for people to leave

You're also fucked up if you meant they were never there and it was a figment of your imagination
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>>50453712
They're real. They just walk away while I can't see.

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do you think magic could potentially be real?
or do you think it's all just a product of the imagination?
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a thread died for this oregano
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>>50453397
I think a lot of stuff that is said to be bullshit and crazy is probably real but very uncommon.

I'm not saying I believe obviously stupid shit I'm just saying most of our society has lost its soul and are obsessed with material stuff.

So a lot of what used to be explored is just a thing of the past.

Even rituals just to change emotional states could maybe count.

But fuck knows really mate.
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>>50453412
oh, so sorry my man.
I didn't mean to kill off one of your tranny discord drama threads!
please forgive me!
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>>50453397
magic is just science that is yet to be discovered and explained, just like global communication (internet) was considered magic 50 years ago
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>>50453397
Read Aleister Crowley's 'Magick In Theory and Practice'.

HALT! show me that you are autistic
Show me your aspergers card. Aspergers only here

Who else /fragilemasculinity/ here?

I'm a very fragile boy :o
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>>50452560
that's because you were raised by a single mom
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>>50452585
I was raised by an overbearing smothering mother and a distant dad
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>>50452646
so how is your cross dressing fetish going?
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>>50452682
I went through a leotard phase when I was a toddler but it never grew beyond that
I'm kinda just a boring homo
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>>50452646
>I was raised by an overbearing smothering mother and a distant dad
Same actually

>Sent guy friend winking emoji
>He starts sexting
Why do guys think if girls dont text in a monotonous way that we like them?
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>>50453263
I'm on your side, but you gotta admit women are right when they say guys just want sex. This opens a door to possibility that a woman can say feel lonely, because all the attention she gets is because of her vagina, not them.
This is one of the reasons I go for older women, they are nice to be around even if you don't get sex, although if you can't get any there is high chance they'll pity fuck you or find a friend to do it.
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>>50453102
So why don't we fucking each other in the ass then? It's easier and profitable.
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>>50449010
Only women believe this
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>>50453660
>and profitable
I'm listening.
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>>50453660
Because that's fucking gay?
Maybe if everyone was gay or agender we'd all to satisfied with life to do anything and civilization would collapse

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Can someone explain to me why females come to this board when they hate incels and wouldnt fuck any of the guys here??

It makes no sense.
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>>50453539
>Girls were here before incels.
No they werent you lying cunt.
>Cancer incel teenager faggots only came here after reddit kicked them out.
No, females came here after gamgergate. Incels were here from the start
>reddit
can go to hell.
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>>50453295
>>50453371
>>50453527
more please. I need this
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>>50453562
Damn I feel a little bad, you must really be a teenager. Your insults are garbage. You should use the words roastie/cunt/hole more. It's more impactful than "YoU Don'T hAVe a daD"

You need some work, but you'll get there some day. Later dudes.
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>>50453458
thanks for the (You) bitch

>>50453572
>Incels were here from the start
lmao are you proud of that or something... pathetic
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>>50453572
You've been here less than a year. Otherwise you would know incels were never welcome here.

hi friends
i am russian
please talk to me :)
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>>50452856
Go back to sosach and take your whore with you.
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Add me on discord if you want to talk
alskdjflksadjflksdjf#8681
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>>50452856
I hate to say this since you probably hear it a lot and it doesnt mean much coming from a stranger on a site thats filled with like 80% incels, but; you actually look really cute. What sort of things are you into? I gotta head to bed now but if the thread is still up when I wake it might be cool to be e-friends if we got enough in common.
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>>50452856
i really hate seeing pretty girls like this. if i were this pretty life would be so fucking easy.
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>>50453107
Holy fuck. please let this be bait

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Why don't you just spank roasties if you hate them so much?
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>>50451180
>spank left
>she flies off into the night, never to be seen again
>spank right
>wrist bone shatters
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>>50451556
Holy kek. That made my day. Thanks Anon!
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>>50449936
Whipping Tom Brought to Light and Exposed to View

The Whipping Tom of 1681 was active in the warren of small courtyards betweenFleet Street,StrandandHolborn. He would wait in the narrow and dimly lit alleys and courtyards. On seeing an unaccompanied woman, he would grab her, lift her dress, and slap her buttocks repeatedly before fleeing.He would sometimes accompany his attacks by shouting "Spanko!"
He attacked a large number of women,and while he would often use his bare hand, he would occasionally use a rod.
Some of his victims were left badly injured by the attacks.He would appear, carry out his attacks and vanish with such speed that some people attributed him with supernatural powers.

MY FUCKING SIDES ANON, SUPERPOWER SPANKO, THE HERO WE DONT DESERVE.
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>>50451520
>>50452314
it's all adding up. great now imma randomly yell spanko if I can ever spank a girl
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>>50449936
More like spankBRO

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Us robots are getting tired of your shit sluts, get the fuck off of our board and make your way over to crystal cafe. Cunts.

I want to get this tattooed on my pelvic area. What do you guys think? It has a lot of meaning to me and I think the girls would really dig it too.
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>>50453438
get it, looks adorable
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>>50453438
Only trash and Yakuza get tattoos, OP. Are you a Yakuza???
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>>50453438
I'd sure like her near my pelvic area




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