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I just found out the effects of circumcision and... wow. I fucking hate my mother and want to cut her clit off just so she can she can feel what I've been through my whole life.

I'm so fucking done with life! I wanna saw my fucking dick off it's disgusting it doesn't fucking work right it's goddamn deformed. Not even masturbating feels good my head is dry and has no sensitivity. Not I have to spend hundreds of hours, many months and a lot of goddamn money just to stretch my shaft skin back over the head just to somewhat replicate how it should be. FFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!

I'm gonna fucking kill myself one of these days. No only am I a mudslime, short and ugly but, my fucking dick was fucking mutilated when I was a baby. I wish I could get isekaied into another world with a body that doesn't diguest me.
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does your foreskin cover your glans?
Nigga shut your goddamn mouth. go ahead and cut your dick off because nobody gonna want to fuck an incel
Try prostate orgasms man.
No stink
Not disgusting looking
Makes (You) consider suicide
in the odd case ur dick becomes so deformed it becomes tiny engorged bloodbags your dick can provide extra stimulation or some shit

it's cope

I'm sorry your mum mutilated you without concent as you left the womb, i wouldn't find solace until i found her utterly traumatized at the actions she commited.

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*blocks your path*
How do you proceed?
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I don't, i have just arrived my destination
Bite their cock off, walk past them, spit it out and then call them a faggot.
>Bite their cock off
Careful you don't suck on it for too long, homo.
Kick in the dick and go on with my day. It's not that hard especially when their legs are spread that wide.

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what is the highligh of your week so far, anon?

i got to eat a jelly donut with a carton of strawberry milk.
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drank some 211 and watched 90 day fiance after my first day at a new job
where do you find whole cartons of strawberry milk? all i can find is chocolate or banana milk at the store
it was a small, kid-sized carton. i'm not sure, i didn't buy it myself.
finally beat a boss in a video game and got lucky on some drops
I want to slap your ass while feeding you strawberry milk from the carton :)

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Well, i'm a loser with no job, no motivation and no future. I was thinking joining the army to leave my inner manchild behind and learn discipline, train my body and find a purpose. The thing is that maybe I'm idealizing the situation too much and it's not a good idea. Any thought?
Omunculus is one the best manga I've ever read.
BTW you won't find a fucking purpose by joining the army, just go out there choose a job and do whatever you have to do to get that position.

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>what's going on
>don't have feelings anymore
try going to therapy much
You still have feelings just like the rest of us faggot, you're not special

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>i was going to lose my virginity but i was too drunk
cooI dude

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>get girl's number off of okcupid
>i text her
>she asks for a selfi
>i give it to her
>she sends me a body pic of her
>i tell her she looks hot
>doesn't reply
it never even began if you're a sub 8 male
You German faggot
You don't say you're hot you fucking moron
why not? i called her hot before in okcupid messages, she seemed to like it.

it doesn't matter what you say it matters how you look and it's pretty apparent that she noped out of the whole thing after seeing my selfie which i took on the fly and wasn't nearly as flattering as the pics i put up on my okcupid profile
Why did she send you a body pic after you sent your selfie if she didn't like the way you look?
i don't know. best i can tell is that she was talking to somebody else concurrently and sent it to me by mistake (she literally sent it less than a minute after i sent my selfie)

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>DUDE you can't just sell drugs to kids, what's your problem!!!
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>original hotheads
Simply put, you're a weak npc. You are a lesser being. If that doesn't bother you then fine but it's not up for debate.
The villains make 5 and most of the good villains are La Squadra. Every time Gio is the main focus things get boring real quick. Mista jobbing and Bruno carrying are pretty cool though since Bruno has a ton of potential and Mista needs to struggle to have any impact
Everyone buys and smokes weed when they're like 14. Also, jojo's homosexual adventure is shit and you all need to fuck off for derailing this thread
>derailing this thread
lmao fucking retard jojo was the point of the thread, how is it derailing the thread when it was part of the topic OP posted?

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it's true. all of it. there is no hope

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How much do I have to pay a prostitute just to cuddle with me... That's all I want
Same as her normal rate you're paying for her time not her body. Go on switter or something and look into GFE(girlfriend experience) for girls who specialize in playing gf for a night.

>summer of 2019
>he isn't bumping Sleigh Bells EVERY single day
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stop promoting your shitty band here
fuck off and die
Based sleigh bells poster, you're back

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Im a guy but I would love to be a secretary and wear cute office lady clothing.

Is that weird?
i wanna wear a lot of cute outfits too so it's not that weird at least to me
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i want to be pic related but that will never happen

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If you let a woman pay for her meal, you are a weak faggot. You need to show the woman that you will provide for her so that she'll be able to stay home and take care of your children. Your girl shouldn't have a full time job. MAYBE a part time job if your job is really shitty and doesn't pay well.

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>incels trying to slide into the Dms

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no. originnelli.
>They use the word "incels" unironically
>on /r9k/
>uses incels
Is "incel" out?

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this board has decayed to nothing but tranny shit for the past year, what happened man
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I disagree. It's not nearly as bad as it used to be. If anything, there's less gay and tranny shit here than a year or two ago.
It's good that the problem is lessening, but ideally it'd go away entirely.
no last year was better, there definitely was a lot more tranny threads a couple months ago though
tranny mods
people are too dead inside to post non sexual shit

cum brain etc

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