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>No friends
>Make new friend online
>Because you have no other friends, they automatically default to best friend
>Get attached
>They already have friends, so they don't get attached as you and don't consider you a "best friend"
The worst feel
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Oops, I meant "I don't want you to feel worse." Sorry for assuming if you are sad, it's just that I come to this board when I am extremely lonely, sad, or existential. even though usually I feel indifferent and apathetic because I repress my emotions
holy shit, you literally "it's not you it's me"'d him. Why can't you just be honest and say you have no interest in friending a clingy beta from /r9k/? Women are such sneaky fucks.
b-but I am not even a girl
I'm just another insecure mentally unhralthy anon. but I am getting better and I think everyone (except pedos and other various people) deserves the opportunity to be happy!! It's not that I want to "it's not you it's me" to him, it's that usually everything is my fault within my relationships with people (if this even helps explain anything). it's a bad habit for me to break!! gomenasorry ;~;
learn to select friends, not to set them instantly as best friends. Best friend is a grade you acquire through time and dedication.

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claim your waifu thread

ill start by claiming best girl Merula
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a man of taste, i will make you happy for as long as i live. I love you
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Staking my claim here. Cultureless shitbrains who will start mass-reply-rating waifus can suck my dick. What the fuck do you understand, asshole?
I claim Muffy. This means I get her now right? Please tell me I'm right.
I claim Zojirushi-chan. Gotta go boys, smells like she's cooked a tasty hot meal for me.
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>tfw you will never have a qt innocent Max Caulfield gf.

why even keep living.

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>start taking a multivitamin and vitamin D supplement a couple weeks ago
>feel better in general, have better memory, have more to say in conversations, can pay attention to things better

wtf guys... I thought it was all a meme
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Yes it is. I'm 25 and my skin is ultra-fine. Stay hydrated, goy.
Why not just go and get your blood tested and you will not have to "test things out with your body"??
lately I've been taking a stack of panax ginseng, ginkgo, black pepper, tumeric, msm, and multivitamin. I feel more lucid and clear as a result. Supplements aren't a meme

90% of those are snake oil.
Vitamin D deficiency is not meme my man.
It's sucky so I take my D vitamins religiously now.
Was more depressed, lethargic and my joints stopped working properly. Was really stiff and aching.

Post autistic things you do in here.

>tfw walk around shops in army pants just to get free things
>Only wear the pants to make sure some fag doesn't put me on blast
>Go around and ask for discounts / free things because I'm a veteran and served 2 tours one in afgan and one in iraq
>Always get discounts on fishing / gun supplies, and even coffees and food
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Checked?? Idk I feel like those digits count for something at least
A true renesance man
autistic? that shit's smart
>Almost exclusively masturbate buy folding up my boxers and rubbing them on my dick as a soft cotton pussy until I cum. They just sit in the hamper stinking up the rom until mom does the laundry
>when being public crowded places start thinking about memes and shitposts and laugh out loud like a complete tard
>when playing shooter games after killing all enemies start shooting at glass, walls, objects, etc for like 10 minutes before moving on to the next stage
>browse /pol/ at school all class, call normal people normies, soiboys, cucks, use words lile beta, lulz, normalfag in real life
>fap to trap hentai despite hating traps irl and telling them to kill themselves when they make threads on /b/
>sometimes afraid to check rare pepe folder because afraid of that red demon face picture from that spooky /x/ thread appearing in the folder
>start following around the room and try to flirt with cute girls on habbo during raids
>write replies this long while knowing only like 3 or 4 people are going to see them

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Ever had a hair tickle?

When I was a kid, I used to lie down with my shirt off and my mom would tickle me with her hair.

Felt so good man.
When I fuck my gf he hair feels amazing when she gives a bj
Fuck yeah, feels so erotic
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>tfw no dominant mommy gf to sweep her hair across my chest and nipples until I cum

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How can we fuck her? Seriously what would it take for us robots to penetrate the canal of a roastie?
first you locate the vagina, then you put your penis in.
what if it bites?
How do find a female for the taking?
Use a bait penis first

Daily reminder that women are the niggers of gender

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>tfw penis has desensitized from jacking off too much a sneeze feels 10 times better
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cus you didnt tried. do 30 day hardcore
30 days and ill die
My best streak was 12 days
At least if you ever get to fuck (doubt it. you're here forever) you wont goo in two like a loser
Do nofap until you can shoot lasers out of your eyes
I think you really fucked up your dopamine reward system and every other hormone related system responsible for those reactions
tough luck

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They are all kind, unique, beautiful.

Do you love women /r9k/?
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I don't hate them. Frankly, if it weren't for the help of some very nice women in my past I'd likely be dead.

I just do not enjoy interacting with women on a macro scale. Having talked to enough I realized the golden parachute given to them by society makes a lot of them fucking unbearably boring to talk with. The constant attention and flattery they receive tends to make them very ignorant of their own selves so this generates an endless feedback loop where something bad happens, they try to get emotional support, then they go ahead and get into the same situation again. So unless you get something out of talking to them (social connections, killing boredom at some shitty job, etc) they majorly waste your time as an individual.
It's hard finding a genuinely sweet girl.
I'm a cute petite boy but not many girls dig it unfortunately.
I've been asked for sex but I want something genuine.
>They are all kind, unique, beautiful

If this thread is an attempt to brainwash people into thinking that women are even worth anything these days, then it's not going to work on me. And I know that it's not going to work on many other people as well. Quit ignoring the fact that women are the biggest fucking leeches ever in this current society. Actual fucking parasites that only give a shit about height, penis length, money, looks and muscles.

Normalfags, don't even fucking bother responding to this because I ain't going to follow the same fucking bullshit advice that everyone throws around which doesn't work. If you're going to call me an incel for criticizing women then you are everything wrong with this degenerate society.

Fuck you all.
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I like them too. They seem like they're soft and smell nice. I really want to hug one.
They're soft and smell nice, that's about it. Most are kind but will gladly twist a knife into your back once they cant squeeze any worth out of you anymore and honestly they're not very unique.

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Gas all homosexuaIs
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okay this is it
if they're not leaving the board then i will leave
fuck you dong dangling tards
i want /r9k/! because it has op!
op dont leave!
if you figure out how, let us know
Actually you can just close the tab and go back to where you came from which is reddit.

Stop talking in that retarded way faggot
>Stop talking in that retarded way faggot
Noway! Noway! Not until op beds me today!

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>tfw you want to use him as an emotional dumpster, but he will not let you
Why are all men pigs?
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Please be female and not deformed or fat.
No thank you.

Am female, not deformed or fat.
>No thank you.
Figured as much, but worth the offer.
You wouldn't have seen past the forest of red flags anyway.
The fucking irony of this thread.
Get your fucking larping ass out of this board.
Even if you are female, then please fucking die.

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I just made a woman cry AMA
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So tell us the story, you nigger
>Make green text anon
We want a story OP
How long did she have to look at you before she started balling ?
I almost raped my aunt while I was speed walking

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>it's 2004
>The Internet is only used by few
>YouTube doesn't exist
>You're a Normie
>You're checking out a museum.
>Out of no where some retard with a handheld vacuum cleaner dressed in some weird custom shows up
>He starts knocking on the walls
>He awkward calls out "mario"
>He starts randomly vacuuming the air, he's clearly retarded.
>What do you do?
I give him a bottle of water
give dum dum a gum gum

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Fuck you w*gebitch.
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>he spends 10 hours a day preparing for work, getting to work, and doing work; work that will be appreciated by nobody in the short or long run, work that he will not be remembered for, work that provides nothing but a means to a shitty mess of a "life"

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Dumb neets always talk about how much time and freedom they have thanks to not being a useful member of society, yet all they do is post these threads all day... Pathetic
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tfw nice and comfy watching youtube videos on people working :3
TFW the most I have to worry about is showing I applied for 12 jobs a month.
meanwhile I sleep 12 hours a day and fap and watch anime and shit post for the rest of time.

I can even afford to drink every day hahaha
dumb wagecuck faggots

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is there anything that makes a woman angrier than a man who is a loser but wont orbit her or let her walk all over him?
I don't know OP I go out of my way to avoid women and to me, it doesn't seem like they care. Fortunately I don't either, so it works out.
nope, women care about just 2 things. getting someone who is hot, and constand praise and validation. refusing to give them praise and validation fucks with them because they feel like they "earned" it despite not having done anything. you refusing to give in to their demands is akin to telling them that they are unworthy.
why would they care about a loser like you bro?
>posting the biggest loser of them all

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