[a / b / c / d / e / f / g / gif / h / hr / k / m / o / p / r / s / t / u / v / vg / vr / w / wg] [i / ic] [r9k / s4s / vip / qa] [cm / hm / lgbt / y] [3 / aco / adv / an / asp / bant / biz / cgl / ck / co / diy / fa / fit / gd / hc / his / int / jp / lit / mlp / mu / n / news / out / po / pol / qst / sci / soc / sp / tg / toy / trv / tv / vp / wsg / wsr / x] [Settings] [Home]
Board
Settings Home
/r9k/ - ROBOT9001

Name
Spoiler?[]
Options
Subject
Comment
Verification
4chan Pass users can bypass this verification. [Learn More] [Login]
File[]
  • Please read the Rules and FAQ before posting.

05/04/17New trial board added: /bant/ - International/Random
10/04/16New board for 4chan Pass users: /vip/ - Very Important Posts
06/20/16New 4chan Banner Contest with a chance to win a 4chan Pass! See the contest page for details.
[Hide] [Show All]


Janitor acceptance emails will be sent out over the coming weeks. Make sure to check your spam box!


[Catalog] [Archive]

What will do if people you know found out about your perverted interests?
21 replies and 7 images omitted. Click here to view.
>>
Has anyone subbed the prisma Illya movie yet?
>>
>>43433100
The girl on the right isn't wearing a skirt.
>>
>>43433100
I'd probably have to microwave my hard drive and do a Dexter, sail off in my boat and become a lumberjack somewhere.
>>
>>43433100
>hundreds of hours of Japanese women pooping

They'd judge me.
>>
they already do

left my browser open more than once

File: 09890821312.png (172 KB, 370x250)
172 KB
172 KB PNG
YOU DID THIS TO ME YOU FUCKING BITCH REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

A reminder that Tulpa gf > 2D
but when the two are combined it's pure bliss

File: download.png (141 KB, 320x240)
141 KB
141 KB PNG
By the time you're reading this you already died.
How long before someone finds your corpse?
What did you leave behind?
>>
12 hours about
>>
>>43433694
2 days
>tfw roommates are gone on the weekends
>>
>>43433694
4 hours
cat
a lot of unwashed dishes
new computer
>>
>>43433694
Will only be found when the stench of my rotting corpse attracts others, leaving behind nothing.
>>
>>43433694
In two days, when I don't show up for work on Monday.

They'll call a few times, then they'll send people to my place after a couple of hours pass.

>most popular girl in high school in 2006 had 800 friends on myspace, half of which were random bands
>most popular girl in high school in 2018 has 100k followers on instagram, all of whom just want to fuck her
people like to call millenials the social media generation but gen z is going to take this to a whole new level

What if your racial preference? Are there groups you would not date?
47 replies and 9 images omitted. Click here to view.
>>
>>43427649
No races I wouldn't date. Though there are some I wouldn't marry
>>
>>43427649
No white women
No black women
No Indian women

Everything else I like
>>
>>43433373
Still has black family and extended family
>>
>>43427649
No white women.
No non-white men.
>>
>>43427649
Will fuck any. Will not take seriously or do relationships with white women. I know how they are and I know they are all whores.

t. whitey

File: formal-shoes-500x500.jpg (20 KB, 500x500)
20 KB
20 KB JPG
ITT: Why we're robots

>when I was 15, I used to intentionally lipsmack before every single word to seem cool and contrarian. I dont know what I was thinking
>around the same time, I used to bring dinner leftovers to school for lunch. One time I bought corn beef and cabbage and the whole class reeked of my food
>I used to wear shoes like pic related coupled with mom jeans
10 replies and 1 image omitted. Click here to view.
>>
File: sadcat.jpg (40 KB, 854x854)
40 KB
40 KB JPG
>>43433919
It wasn't salsa classes anon it was retarded choreographed group shit with recitals at the end of the year. They even made me wear makeup like lipstick and eyeliner during the recitals the first couple of years and no adults seemed to think there was a problem
>>
>>43433978
aaaaaaaaaahhhhh
gaaaaaaaaayyyyy
like km nao
>>
>>43433695
Those shoes aren't so bad if you didn't dress like such an autist.
>>
>>43433695
>formal shoes dot jpg
>derbies
Everyone laugh. Everyone laugh at the silly sad man.
>>43434292
The toe on them is pretty feminine desu senpai. There are nice derbies in this world. Those are not them.
>>
>only child raised by single mother
>changed schools every other year
I learned to be alone. In time, I learned it was preferable to anything else.

Daily reminder that Kpop is a culturally degenerate and destructive garbage music genre and you should feel bad for receiving any sort of pleasure from it.
80 replies and 15 images omitted. Click here to view.
>>
Japanese Idols are superior to anything Koreans can put out anyways

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CGXwRIcnrJo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aI20JvHedIs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zeNAMx0258w
>>
>>434343441
Actually, kpop is influenced by the korean youth demagraphic which is a subset of korean culture.
>>
kpop is really only popular among girls and gay guys. I personally like it because I vicariously live through these girls that have 100x the looks and talent that I could ever dream of possessing.

https://youtu.be/kqoZTnnjyPo
>>
I just fap to the girls personally
>>
File: 180207---2.jpg (990 KB, 1000x1500)
990 KB
990 KB JPG
>>43434645
and refuge for khv robots

t. kpop fag since 2009

I thought I was doing good by talking a lot with a 4/10 girl

But tonight I met this Chad the son of my dad friend, he told me how he had 4 girls waiting for him tonight but he ditched them all because family reunion, at first I didn't believed him, but then he showed me the chats it was real, very real, 8/10 to 10/10 girls writing to him saying "I want to sleep with you tonight", "Come to my house I am by myself..." and similars, even nude pics, videos, everything... he didn't give a single fuck, I thought Chad was a meme, well is NOT, he can practically have any girl he want at any time, yes even if she has a boyfriend

Fuck this life, this probably is the same feel that a born homeless man gets when he sees a rich guy buying a lot of food and only eating a little bit

Life is ridiculous unfair
>>
>>43434716
multiply that by 8 or 10 and that's what Stacy got

File: 1517630664806.png (74 KB, 412x351)
74 KB
74 KB PNG
There's a robot whale out there.
It's called blue 52.
He's likely malformed blue whale and calls at a 52 hertz frequency.
No other whales can hear or pick up on that frequency.
During every mating season, his calls can be heard off the California coast.
But no one responds because they can't hear him.
He's been doing this call since the 1980's.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6ydSYQ4I4Q0
4 replies and 1 image omitted. Click here to view.
>>
>>43433810
Damn, how long do these things live?
>>
>>43434390
Pretty sure they found one once with harpoons from the 1800s in it recently.
>>
>>43434390
>>43434528
80-110 years.
>>
>>43434233
Brain size has very little to do with intelligence.
>>
>>43434728
Is that what your mum told you?

How come black bois have such big booties?
>>
>>43434678
Better evolved for running and stuff
>>
Defense mechanisms for prison. Instead of getting stabbed, they get fucked.
>>
>>43434678
>>>/lgbt/
You need to stop being such a fag and stop trying to turn these losers prison gay.
>>
Their societies revolve around sex more. Asians and whites were building things.

Deviant art cringe thread
Saw this shit on /b/
This person is 18 and made this unironiclly
80 replies and 24 images omitted. Click here to view.
>>
>>43432967
What is great art without references to our favorite television program?
>>
File: 1498624734660.jpg (78 KB, 640x480)
78 KB
78 KB JPG
>>43432967
>>43433104
oh shit they're coming for us now boys
>>
>>43431340
Forgot to mention "trans"
>>
>>43432169
>anything else probably has viruses and cp
what the fuck do they think 4chan is
>>
>>43433793
The dark net.

File: 1480996998230.jpg (166 KB, 1280x720)
166 KB
166 KB JPG
>3 AM
>still awake
>won't stop postponing sleep time
>>
>>43434636
>finally fix sleep schedule after weeks
>ruin it again within a week

why do i keep trying
>>
>go to bed at 11-2AM
>wake up after 4 hours of sleep
>barely able to sleep any more until morning
>on rare occasions able to take a daytime nape

>go to bed after 2 AM
>sleep for 7-8 hours straight
>only wake up for a minute once or twice to switch sides
>sleep through morning noises that would wake me up had I gone to bed earlier

Night owl mustard rice

File: 7aa.gif (1.89 MB, 242x290)
1.89 MB
1.89 MB GIF
>Tfw you self-cuck so hard you dream your life is much better than it actually is and wake up devastated
>>
File: MomaWhy.png (528 KB, 841x440)
528 KB
528 KB PNG
>>43433112
>Tfw your dreams won't even grant you a good life although you hope it does every night.
I've had 2 dreams of having a partner and I haven't had another in months and it makes me wanna cry.
>>
File: 1519452821893.jpg (261 KB, 900x900)
261 KB
261 KB JPG
>>43433132
I got rejected by a fucking anime girl in my dream last night, it has devolved to this
>>
>>43433399
>Last night.
MY LAST WAS IN 2017 KILL ME I WANT MORE FULLFILLING DREAMS.
>>
File: 1454.gif (1.81 MB, 300x171)
1.81 MB
1.81 MB GIF
>>43433399
>Dreaming about women

The last time I had one concerning them was when I was around 12 years old. I am now 25.

>tfw no nice and shy bf
33 replies and 3 images omitted. Click here to view.
>>
>>43433014
is your name Birdy?

Because if so, and that's what you want
CALL ME
>>
>tfw no bf because Im not a fag
Feels good.
>>
>>43434153
lts not. Sorry anon!
>>
>>43434260
Can I tie you then?
>>
>>43434256
enjoy being a permavirg


Delete Post: [File Only] Style:
[1] [2] [3] [4] [5] [6] [7] [8] [9] [10]
[1] [2] [3] [4] [5] [6] [7] [8] [9] [10]
[Disable Mobile View / Use Desktop Site]

[Enable Mobile View / Use Mobile Site]

All trademarks and copyrights on this page are owned by their respective parties. Images uploaded are the responsibility of the Poster. Comments are owned by the Poster.