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Have you ever wanted to kill a woman?
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Every single time I talk to one. They're fucking all insane. Every time I show them love, they treat me like shit. When I get mad and start treating them like shit they love me, but I can't love them anymore because I already hate them after all their bullshit
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I find it hilarious the tax dollars of feminists went towards the taliban
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>>83517787
One time i considered stabbing a woman who was yelling at me. I might've done it if i was crazier or more drugged up bit rationally I know I shouldn't kill
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>>83517787
No, not really. It was either guys or animals but never actually women. I guess I'm not doing as bad as I thought with them.
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>>83518439
I find it hilarious whenever there's a GAYS FOR PALESTINE or FEMINISTS FOR PALESTINE sign at a march
It's like a Turkeys for Thanksgiving sign

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Will my gf's tits really grow if i put a baby in her? Can i really homebrew my own titcow from a chubby little asian?
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>>83518639
They can, mine did
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>>83518639
That's why Jewish women are all stacked. They get married young.

>t. formerly embedded in kike community

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>wake up
>eat some raw garlic, just like a quarter of a clove
>hard to chew, its so spicy but not like pepper heat spice its a weird like chemical spice
>finally swallow it, dont want to eat any more even though i wanted to eat a whole clove
>taste lingers in the mouth for like an hour even after drinking water and stuff
>start to feel really good, feel strong and energetic
God damn i should do this more often
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>poison myself
>the adrenaline response gives me "energy"
>"wowie i heckin love garlic"
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>>83518523
>even after drinking water and stuff
The stuff should be teeth brushing
>energetic
probably just placebo, but if it works it works

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need a pretty husband to calm me down when i'm being scizo PLEASE
I'm a cute boy I just need a cute husband PLEEEEEEEEEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEEEEEASE
I'll treat you really really really really really really really really really well. I'll clean and stuff for you but im bad at cooking and i can treat you well at night. Pleeeeeeease!!!!
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>>83517864
which gay guy?
there are a thousand on this board.
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>>83517940
I talked to a gay dude a few weeks back with the same chud pic and encouraged him to seek out a boyfriend from /soc/ or something
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>>83517975
oooh that might have been me. I think I remember you.
I did end up using duolicious like you asked, but got no responses. That's what i get for wanting an anon bf
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>>83516923
Schizo
>>83517012
BPD
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>>83518246
What about grindr? Is that a lewd app?

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why is it so hard to not screw things up
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>>83517192
Because some of us lack a success gene
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I was just wondering this too, quite the mystery. lol
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>>83517192
What's Hanyuu doing there?
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>>83518102
the better question is what isnt she doing there
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>>83518587
>the better question is what isnt she doing there
Wise words, anon

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15% of the way towards having the finances for my autistic NEET pet fantasy. Just need a couple more months. Life is good.
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>>83517239
Because normal women are superficial and arent interesting to me desu. but I could do with a trans woman
Also I have a list of rules/ideas I already laid out in a previous thread that basically no woman would agree to
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>>83516578
i remember some 6 years back when i wanted to adopt a neet, now i am the neet, how the turn have tables
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>>83517248
That sounds like a pretty good deal hmu if you're a bio female
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>>83518539
He is a chopped closeted tranny in hard denial about how not femenine he looks
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>>83517248
You the guy from last time who works in cybersec?

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>alone: nothing matters, nothing is worth doing, no games to play, no movies to watch, no music to listen to
>with someone else: everything matters, everything is worth doing, all games to play, all movies to watch, all music to listen to
anyone else feels this way? or am i just a weird breed of autist? i swear my motivation completely depends on the presence of other people for any dopamine to enter my dumb brain
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>>83517808
can't enjoy anything alone***
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>>83516885
Yeah i think that's pretty normal. We're biologically encoded to value connection with other humans
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>>83516885
No you're completely correct and anyone else disagreeing is coping hard.
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>>83517771
Facebook ahh post
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>>83516885
I only feel that way towards video games because my friend and I play old games for nostalgia reasons. I'm pretty sure I haven't genuinely enjoyed a video game on my own since KotOR II.

how to beat severe internet, social media and general screen time addiction

26 hours wasted on the phone and probably twice as much on the computer. i have lost control of my fucking life. it has been disastrous for my already shoddy mentalcel health and fucked up my learning and moneymaking progress. save me.
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>>83518277
>Addicted to scrollslop
Normnigger post. Kys
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>>83518277
it took me multiple tries to beat the captcha on account of my brain becoming so addicted to quick dopamine bursts that i literally couldn't focus long enough to go through all 4 images on the slider. thats how fucking bad it is
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>>83518293
normie shit muh work harder muh gym and sheeeit
>>83518294
i only consume demoralization shit on 4chan, youtube and a handful of forums
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>>83518277
You need to fill your time with stuff you'd rather be doing
Get a job
Go take a class
Start learning a musical instrument
Fucking go outside
Meditation also helps.
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>>83518489
im planning on joining a gym and acquiring skills, but the moment i leave the amphi i cant get shit done around screens, the dopamine is just too accessible. i should try giving my electronics to a friend.

You like men because you're a faggot. I like men because i hate foids. We are not the same.
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>>83517920
You made me like women again
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Op is a faggot in denial
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>>83517897
You are gay because no women want you
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>>83517992
I'm not a faggot i just like men
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>>83517979
Yeah right fag

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Troom-troom looks a lot like the brazzers-type mainstream porn.
The lighting; the videos in that crisp HD; all the actresses being hot but slightly bogged 20-year olds. The acting.

If you show someone the beggining of a troom-troom video and the beginning of a brazzers video, you wouldn't be able to tell the difference.

Anyways, kids shouldn't be watching this. It melts their brains.
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>>83516498
Never heard of this. From your explanation and the name of the company, I would imagine it's softcore content of troons kissing and cuddling aimed at children.
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I can't help but read this as "troon troon"
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>>83516561
It is just dumb bimbos doing fake scripted shit. It's hard to describe, because it is genuine brain melting. It's all G-rated, but very harmful to any brain. It's meant for neglected autistic toddlers so they can watch it hours on end.
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>>83516498
>If you show someone the beggining of a troom-troom video and the beginning of a brazzers video, you wouldn't be able to tell the difference.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wO5p3Fy8yKo
ok but what if something way....weirder is going on?
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>>83516498
>>83517345
It's some super niche fetish stuff about women pretending to be slightly retarded, thats all

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oh noooo please dont rape me nooo stop nooooo T_T
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>>83518245
HAHAHAHAHAHA BEND OVER BITCH!! I AM GOING TO THE RAPE YOU!!!
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>>83518245
Avatarfags should get raped
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>>83518245
Who says I'm raping you?
I'm just....
*Gets closer*
I'm just trying to have a good time.
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>>83518245
>please dont rape me
Oh, sorry. I thought uh... I guess I just misread something. I'll leave you alone.
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>>83518245
I want Utena to rape ME

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You open the bedroom door and see this. What do you do?
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>>83518174
Male equivalent of roastie?

>>83518183
Difference to what?
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>>83518183
Idk what the difference is but the similarities are obvious. That thing got so dark it begging to see the light of day. You can barely see the balls
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>>83518101
>What do you do?
Wonder why there are niggers fucking in my home?
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Start an apartment fire beginning from the front door; balcony is 5 stories up with no fire escape.
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>>83517245
still waiting on a response from your last thread

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i keep getting random messages from random women on discord.
is this a new type of scam?
i'm scared guys
what the hell is going on?
what are we gonna do?
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>>83517010
I've been getting requests from supposed artists
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>>83517151
this is exactly what's happening they keep inviting me to play mobile games.
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>>83517203
Just do not accept deadass
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>>83517203
yeah, discords been having bot attacks for some weeks now. the worst part is some have managed to bypass discord's restrictions, such as sending you messages from people that do not have you added as a friend and don't share a server with you, dangerous links or files, etc.
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>>83517151
I've actually heard about that as well on reddit lmao

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Truthfully anons, there's no denying the heightpill for guys. Once you realize how important it really is, you realized being short for a guy is almost a disability. I'm not kidding or being dramatic, it really is that crucial to how your life turns out.

The worst part is that people work so hard to deny it and create flimsy counter arguments instead of just acknowledging a short guy's suffering. I'm sick of it. There will always be guys taller than me and they will always be given preferential treatment. I should get neetbux or ubi for my condition.

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Has a girl every told you that you were ugly?
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>>83518036
The opposite. Girls keep complimenting me. But none of them are hot or worth having. They're all skanks..
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>>83518036
No. My mom says I'm handsome.
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The only people that have ever called me ugly were either ugly or short. I assume everyone else thinks I'm ugly, just that they're just being nice by not telling me, or don't wanna see themselves as dicks so they keep their opinions to themselves.
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>>83518036
Yes lol. The ugliest fatty told me I was ugly when I was in the 6th or 7th grade. Very rude and angry. Don't really care because the prettiest nicest girl told me I looked like some famous pop singer.


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