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>foids would rather stay single and wageslave 40+ hours a week under shekleberg than be a housewife NEET married to a moid.
Why are women like this? At the very least all I expect from you is to cook, clean the house and take care of the baby. I'll take care of the bills and provide you whatever dresses you find cute or whatever foids like to buy. I bet if women collectively decided to quit the workforce I bet wages and job demands will increase drastically as well, fixing the job market.
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>>83656714
I don't want to kill a man and take his wife, who would still be thinking of him.

I would, however, be willing to kill someone in exchange for a woman that loves me dearly. Especially in the context of war.

God damn why didn't I FUCKING DEPLOY
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>>83650885
>whatever dresses you find cute or whatever foids like to buy
Unfortunately you have to eventually realize women are humans with personal preferences
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>>83656814
You won her from someone else, just gotta keep her remembering why.
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>>83657165
I'd rather not have to threaten my wife Unless she's into it . It would make me feel bad.
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>>83657287
Not a threat at all. She knows if she doesn't keep her end of the marriage, she'd have to work harder.

I have no problem
>Cooking
>Cleaning
>Paying EVERY SINGLE DAMN BILL
>Giving her a weekly allowance in addition to full access of my money

All I ask is she take care of our kids and make sure I never go without sex. She keeps up her end with some room to spare. I have trouble sometimes thinking up what I want to do to her next. She fulfills every request.

To not have to work, I think its a fair trade.

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>walk into the bar
>see this

wat do
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Go home because i dont like bars
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stay because i like lolis
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Say to myself "huh, I wonder what's going on" and then order a BLT and tomato juice.

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Getting a lot of this put your info in the slop machine threads lately.

Marking it as advertising from now on

can't find a fucking job, can't talk to the girl I like, even if I did it's very possible she won't like me.
life is not looking so good right now, I should probably kill myself.
anyway.

how are you anons doing today? are you currently playing/watching/reading something? are you enjoying it?
I'm currently reading vampire hunter D volume 5 and watching season 3 of twin peaks and I'm playing megaman starforce 1 on my ds :D
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Bad, but at least there are a couple decent threads.
I played some etrian odyssey 2 yesterday, which was enjoyable.

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would it be gay and retarded if i, a fat autistic retard who can barely talk to people, went to singing lessons?
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At worst you learn to modulate your voice a bit which might give you more confidence to talk, so it's a net win for you

At best you're the new pavarotti/dave blunts
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It's a shame you hate niggers because Parker Edmondson is a perfect example of a singing autist beloved by all.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LH2vtxTyhyI
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>>83657343
If you are autistic there is the potential to become deeply engrossed in it and all the little details about various singers and musicians, different kinds of music, memorizing lyrics and so on. Also autistic people tend to have perfect pitch, though not always of course.

The key is probably to do what you enjoy rather than feeling pressured to learn a masterpiece and fumbling through 1% of the song. Once you are well practiced with what you enjoy you will naturally want to move on to something more complex and the ball will be rolling like your obsession with model trains or whatever you do in your autism cave.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xnx3pIVtW3g
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>>83657294
I've heard some fat fucks singing decently well. It's a cool skill to acquire
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gotta have some kind of grind-set

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This could have been you if you were willing to settle for a normal girl instead of spending all your time being rude on the internet anons.
Maybe learning to give a little is all you really needed baka
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>>83657713
whole lot of words just to say youre a giant faggot
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>>83657076
Being 100% honest I'd love you though unless you're fat. And if you're fat you can lose weight.
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>>83657713
>I want my wife to not enjoy fucking me
I haven't seen this form of brainrot before, interesting
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>>83657844
It's pretty common with middle Eastern shitheads
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>>83657713
Shouldn't you be suicide bombing someone in Syria

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>got an online argument with a guy with no opsec
>suddenly wanna ruin his life
I thought I knew better than this. What the fuck is wrong with me?
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>>83656819
One day when you get older you'll have the patience to read the whole post and not just the part that inflames your fee-fees out of context. If you've already "grown up" and you still think like this, then you're honestly hopelessly retarded and are the exact sort of person I am trying to protect from falling in with some discord groomer type. You may now thank me for my service.
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>>83656412
I had my life ruined by a random weirdo over a politics debate when I had no opsec, I hope you don't do this OP.
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"Guys this guy online called me a retard but I'm a super hacker and tracked down his IP address (it's 192.168.0.0 ), I know better than this, I can't give into my dark side, I promised nakamas (friends in Japanese ) that I would only use my skills for good"
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>>83656901
>exact sort of person I am trying to protect from falling in with some discord groomer type.
Lmfao. I wonder if stopping pedos online is the new "stopping a terrorist attack at your mall" type fantasy for losers
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It's usually not worth it.
Negative ideologies are self defeating.

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the extraterrestrial is giving us the tools. if we listen and apply them, good things will happen
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>>83657601
Amerigoys love their role
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>>83657617
jews unironcally think they rule the world because they get allowance money from America. If the world wanted they could bomb Israel off the planet and there's nothing they could do but nuke kill the planet out of midget rage.
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>>83657623
Do you know what MUFON is? You should if you've done any serious research about aliens.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mutual_UFO_Network

This guy worked for them for 30 years collecting alien encounter cases, and concluded they're biblical demons in a modern disguise.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=phYgDvWqW9Y

If you've researched aliens to any significant extent you would know they can appear in any way you can imagine. Even as mickey mouse, or family members. Looking like an "alien" is not a difficult adjustment for them to make.
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>>83657617

what the fuck, it actually was posted and by none other than Bibi Netanyahu's son
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>>83657674
I was listening to this and my boiled water evaporated

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You make fun of the distance between a female's pussy and asshole being so short, but there's a reason for that. Ever heard of perforated notebooks? Where the pages have small holes very close together that make it easy to tear out the paper. Foids have a similar biological mechanism. Their pussy and asshole are very close together to create a perforated "easy tear" effect when giving birth. This lets their taint tear and their pussy and asshole combine to become one larger hole to widen the birth canal and allow successful delivery. After giving birth, females have to wear diapers due to urinary and fecal incontinence for a while.
The "superior" "fairer" sex, everyone.
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>>83656503

>meatbag prison sucks

just another reason to hate "God"
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>You make fun of the distance between a female's pussy and asshole being so short
I don't as I'm not a retarded sperg
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This is irrelevant since they abort all their babies now. Any nature thing that existed they have personally undone themselves out of hatred.
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>>83656503
And you know this why?
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>>83657084
It's just common sense if you think about it for a minute.

What ever happened to "doesn't matter, had sex"
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>>83657909
Whats so bad about it? im on track to that kinda
at best ill end up in an LDR and at worse it will be a couple days of repeated sex then never again.
>now i'm broke and a drug addict but close enough
oof, i'll take extra care not to do this sorry anon whats your story?
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>>83657999
>>83658008
i don't blame anyone but myself, got to high on the night life thingy, try to maintain a lifestyle that i clearly couldn't and now paying for it
we'll be back though at least i expect to be fit and less broke by summer
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>>83658022
rough, i've dug myself into homelessness before but never drugs or anything.
how will you bounce back and avoid the mistake again?
i do alot of savings now
anyway what about testing sex is so bad?
im not plapping btw i genuinely am attracted to the person im gonna fuck
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>>83658056
>how will you bounce back and avoid the mistake again?
avoid drugs, involve myself in healthy habits/activities, and probably put less pressure on myself
i've started online community college tho so that's one positive aspect
>anyway what about testing sex is so bad?
nothing really, is quite addictive desu. the first time might suck but you'll get better as you go.
one thing i do recommend is to not become a player/have a roster at least that's what i regret the most
when you go from like no attention at all from anybody in high school to suddenly hot you get on your high horse and stop treating people like humans. that's one thing i truly regret
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>>83658095
>avoid drugs, involve myself in healthy habits/activities,
Nice, nice! You should get into martial arts anon!
Just a suggestion
what classes are you taking
>one thing i do recommend is to not become a player/have a roster
Yeah I guess thats fair, I have ignored the hag i was talking to because i was kinda scared she would be a tgirl but now i feel kinda bad...
I wouldn't mind dating my current sex meetup girl but if she just wants to be friends thats a decent fall back...
I hate that's how i'm thinking already but i've been sexless all my life so i see it as protecting myself from having a bad first experience

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Any anons into radio stuff? I just like to snoop into radio signals in my area from walkie talkies to police scanners very interesting

where are they, I'm so alone
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>>83657743
Just look for others until they come online. It's not like you're close friends with them anyways.
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>>83657789
That's so few though, also the one of the three I wanted was in a private..

what a frustrating last 2 years i had i don't think i've been at my lowest ever since i was in high school
i don't even wanna get into details but it's like nothing fucking works, everything can go wrong will go wrong i wonder if someone put a hex on me. can't even live in my own country and speak my native language because some family situation i wonder when this is gonna fucking end
no, that's not even the worst part, the worst thing about all this is that i'm so lonely many friends i helped in the past when they were at their lowest haven't checked on me in months, nor they remembered my birthday
i guess you reap what you sow
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losing your spirit is the ultimate blackpill
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xMK7IHF69Sc
thread theme
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>>83658027
what is this why are you shilling this

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on everyones soul we all age regress when adult emotions are too hard to deal with
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>>83658076
Then what does it mean if every adult said you held more adult conversations than them even as a kid? Then you grow up and none of them understand you and they just get mad.

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>fat
>girls look at me funny
>mom berates me
>friends insult me
>spend all day online
>no hobbies
>still in high school
>no driver's license
Is it truly over for me?
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you are in high school you still got time to fix your life
>t.26 yo junkie no license broke missing 2 tooths no faith fat fuck
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>>83657992
>fat
Stop eating so much
>Spend all day online
Go outside
>Still in high school
Graduate
>No drivers license
Get one
>Is it truly over for me?
No
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>>83658007
I graduate this year
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>>83657992
being fat is such an easy problem to solve, it should be even easier when you have a good reason like being insulted and insecure, literally just eat less and get a gym membership, if you cant afford the gym just do bodyweight exercises


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