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I would honestly rather get paid whatever the neetbux rate is in the UK than work 40 hours a week and earn 6 figures. You don't even have time to spend the money on things to enjoy. 2 days of freedom a week, how could anyone live their lives like this?
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>>40480179
>40 hours a week and earn 6 figures
No one working 40 hours a week earns six figures lol.
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>>40480179
yea but if you're an unemployed loser you can't participate in society at all. Women will screen you out easily. if you're a redpilled six fig maker then you can leverage your money in all sorts of ways. you can make investments to get richer etc.

getting paid the bare minimum to sit around and do nothing is a death sentence

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What are you looking at, asshole?

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>You either die a virgin or live long enough to be a serial killer/rapist.
How many of you think this is true?
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>>40479853
>Best of luck hitting a moving target, faggot.
>Full power or intermediate otherwise don't bother.
What does caliber have to do with accuracy?
Stop being a faggot.
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>>40479969
Even if you land center mass you're gonna end up like this faggot, faggot.
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r9k only likes edgy pics I see, not a single reply answering OP
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>>40479155
i know that feel, anon
here's one of my favorites, I find the girl in this picture extremely cute
not sure why that is
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>>40478221
I don't believe it. Not every person gets so butthurt about being a virgin that they need to kill or rape. Like shit nigga it's just sex.

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>at least one boy has probably jerked off thinking about you
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>>40476481
this reply should be proof enough that you do exist :D
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>>40467907
I always suspected one of my classmates back then was a massive homo
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oh my did someone report my posts so they got deleted
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Does it count "fapped thinking about me" if It's roleplay?
Both as girls and boys.
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>>40479882
why you still readin this thread mommy

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>tfw no teacher's pet bf

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>try to quit 4chan
>vegas shooting happens
>relapse back into it for 2weeks straight
>only today laying in bed do I realize how pointless it is

it's all pointless, just like waiting for FLCL season 2 before killing yourself, because if you watch FLCL season 2 while depressed as shit you will just become more depressed either due to disappointment or feels and regret towards a coming of age story or whatever it might be this time.

But now that I'm here I get cozy...because I have nothing else, if you were simply a shut in addicted to nerd shit it would be hard enough, but we have board culture and everything it produced in us on the individual level.
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>>40479583
They are in the arms of God anon. You are in the centerpiece between. Where his heart is. Temporally we have observed all data is already infinite and saved. No matter how bad things get, God will never let you part from him. You are his child.
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>>40479658
maybe that's all I really wanted to be, a child

but that's not true either
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>>40479842
If it exists within time. It will change. The only truth you need is the present moment. For when you sleep, you let go of your personality and history. Only in the waking moment are these clung to for making sense of this locality for more efficient data analysis and action upon said data. Choose your destiny and seek it anon. Not for a divine reason. Not because it's cost effective. Just do things for you. You always return to wanting the present moment. Even the suicidal just want a quiet peaceful moment. Carpe Diem
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>>40478998
No matter what happens, always remember OP, you are here F O R E V E R
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>>40480153
except all the times I wasn't here

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>chad at work made me laugh
>peed my pants
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>>40480080
na you actually jizzed your pants
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what was so funny?
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>>40480169
an impression of our boss

whats your opinion on H3?
hardmode: no kike comments
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>>40477369
underrated post

originalio commentario
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>>40469062
Surely you must be joking
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>>40469042
unfunny
reddit
overdone
retard fans
no nudes of wife
unfunny
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ethan is a stupid faggot
hila is hot and id fuck her brains out
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>>40476642
>oxymoron
are you fucking retarded?

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Tfw you alter reality
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Tbh, I did bait out the ancient one by laughing at Scientology earlier.

Kinda deserved it. But I guess I wanted to see if they could and he definitely could.
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>>40479716
This looks like something a teenage girl would write. Millennials have the lowest standards I swear.
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So. That was him in the dream right?

The hand of truth.
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Oh but I'm hungry
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>>40480071
everyone skips the dialogue and descriptions in dark souls and just watches lore videos

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This happened a few years back

>be me
>be 19 year old
>spend most of my time with my mom as she was the only close person I could speak to from my family
>mom had me at a really young age and all of our family turned away from us (We are from a really Christian family)
>one day I come home from college
>mom seems really happy and tells me that we need to book flights for the easter break
>"Anon, one of my old time friends invited us for their wedding"
>she continued to tell me that they are close friends of hers and her brother - my uncle
>I didn't really want to go as the only person in my family I knew was my mom and my grandma (dad left before I was born)
>mom kept insisting that I come with her
>in the end I said okay, I got nothing to lose, I would spend all of the easter break playing vidya anyways

About 3 weeks later

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>>40479791
>suddenly I see this red head cutie

>she had beautiful blonde hair and steel blue eyes

wat
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r9k best fanfic source
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>we make out hard for a few minutes
>she pushes me over this log and I fall and sit down
>its dark af and we are in a middle of some kind of orchard
>she gets on her knees in front of me
oshitoshitoshitoshit
>she unzips my pants and starts to blow me
>I am a virginfag so I bust the biggest nut in the history of legumes in about 3 minutes
>she looks up at me and starts giggling
>datrelief
>she tells me we have to go back as its pretty late
>we get back to the banquet hall, sit down and start talking happily
>suddenly this 8/10 milf starts coming to us and laughing
>she greets and hugs Kate
>"Oh Kate, I am so happy you finally got to meet your cousin Anon"


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Op you cuck

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Bye you fucks!
This is my final semester at my uni and i will like a happy life with a beautiful wife.
I won't be back to this shithole anytime soon fucktards!
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goodbye peterpan

you're already hook though, running from the clock gator
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>>40479845
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHhhahHhHa
*beathes in*
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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>>40479845
>bye you fucks
>implying
You do know youre here forever, right OP?

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ITT: we post red flags for a potential bf/gf.

I'll start: she has one of these things on her phone
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>likes facebook memes
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>>40479172
Looks like its for ease of holding. So the phone can be held in one hand easily while still using that hands thumb for commands.
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>she doesn't have a penis

this is the worst one
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>>40479223
i can already do that tho
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>>40479231
I wish I didnt...
sigh

What do women put in their purse?
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Their wallet, phone and car keys at least. Everything after that depends on the woman.

The main reason they have such large bags is because their clothing is often designed not to have pockets, fabric is there to mimic pockets but the pockets are not there. They do this because having lumps on their legs ruins the smooth aesthetic.

Its interesting because men wearing pants invented pockets in like the 1600s so they wouldn't NEED to carry their money bags around. Its been what, 60 years since women in western countries started wearing pants and they have already accepted wearing inferior versions to mens clothes.
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>>40479163
>a pen and a notepad

for what purpose
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>>40479846
pens and notebooks are cute
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>>40479997
Well, that is the reasoning a woman would come up with...
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>>40479846
I often have pen/paper because it it's cheap to replace if lost, doesn't need batteries and it isn't fragile. These things are good when innawoods or something where it's likely to break stuff, lose stuff, or not have access to electricity.

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>got my genital warts frozen off today
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Did it hurt? And if so did it hurt in an original way?
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>>40479533
It was pretty mild. It's liquid nitrogen so it was like a really cold sensation

Maybe more intense than holding a piece of ice to your skin. It was fine
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>>40479300
post original pics faggot

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>tfw 19 years old and my crown is balding
the worst part of this is my mother, she says that i am not balding

dont lie to me stupid bitch
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>>40479491
>This is against the rules
I think the mods will overlook a crown shot, particularly if said crown shot is about fear of balding. It's not like he's here for attention.
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>>40479493
yeah, that guy is looking a little thin. Yours may not be that bad though, you might have just psyched yourself into believing it is.
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Buy generic kirkland minoxidil from ebay. Or just get brand name Rogaine from Walmart/Target if you're a richfag. Worked for me.
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Yep, it fucking sucks. Welcome to the community of dudes fighting the curse of male pattern baldness. Here's a good post on what's refereed to as the "big 3" on our little corners of the internet. https://www.reddit.com/r/tressless/comments/1jrm90/if_youre_sitting_there_wondering_im_losing_my/?utm_content=comments&utm_medium=hot&utm_source=reddit&utm_name=tressless

(Inb4 durr reddit)
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>>40479448
See how you look with a shaved head, If it's ugly then start finnasteride or save for a hair transplant


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