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What is your wifes weight in beer?
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Do you allow your kids to ipad bowl while you bowl?

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Suicide thread. All thoughts and discussions pertaining to suicide and death go here.

Come sit down and make yourself comfortable to the topic of death and suicide. What sort of magic must it take to pull something of that calibre off?
Life ain't worth living if you're an ugly short male. That's all I have to say.
If your standards for a good life are sex then you fucking suck lmao
Its not only about sex you brainlet


>hehee...i dont need no sex from a woman! I dont need no love in my life! Im so happy the way i am...

Sure, retard

>Filter out "larp", "larper", "larping"
>Board immediately gets 200% better

Seriously can we do something about these cunts? All they do is fucking spoil everything for everyone, calling everything fake. They're like that faggot kid that went around telling everyone Santa isn't real. No one gives a shit you fucking cunts, real or not, no one cares and no one definitely fucking cares what you think.

Seriously, ban these pieces of shit or make calling it a bannable offense. I'm tired of these assclowns ruining and derailing threads and any conversation because they think everything is fake.

>Guy posts a story about going to the gas station to buy milk
>Some faggot shoves his fucking ass in and screams LARP

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you're right it did make the board better, when I applied the filter I couldn't see this thread anymore
But how did you post in it tard
oh look, another subtle larp thread
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>video games dont fill the void anymore
>4chan and especially r9k is very negative and makes me more depressed
>ugly and self hatred prevent me from going out and making friends
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This. Took acid for the first time not too long ago and it put me in the best mood I've felt in months.
You don't have any obligations? Good. Get a creative (you make things) hobby.
haha whatever helps you sleep at night. you know what helps me? all the free high end booze brands are paying for.
yeah actually OP, keep wallowing in self pity. idc
i was a bullied reject outcast in high school but made friends with other loser video game nerds as a college freshman, but I dropped out and never talked to them again
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>free high end booze brands
Still sounding beta

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A long time ago...
A LONG time ago, I was dating a bunch of girls. Like 3. I pursued the most promising candidate, the one I found most attractive, and we started a love affair, that lasted a long time.

There were some problems.
There was a breakup patch, and a reunion, and eventually, because of relationship deterioration (I correctly suspected her of cheating).

That woman hurt me, and left me angry and resentful.

Even that was something that occurred a long time ago.

I'm still angry.
I've been lonely for so long, so very long.
I feel horrible, and I feel like its killing me.

All I've ever wanted was a loving and fulfilling relationship, and I've never been in one where I felt safe and happy, except for the one where I suffered horrible betrayal.

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Man up and move on. Keep yourself busy to distract yourself. Bitches aren't worth shit anyway, so focus on yourself and hobbies. Start lifting and working out if you don't already. Better yourself and quit feeling sorry for yourself
ah shit dude you got soft locked
okay you just gotta hold down the power button for ten seconds and then it should hard reset so you can start over
cheers :)
Thanks. /end thread
sorry it was lame
Men dont pair bond in the way women do. Stop being a bitch
ya can't go back to that person before nothing can make you whole again
the sooner you realize that the easier it will be to move on
if ya can't do that theirs always the rope anon

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You have to choose one of the 4 locations + 3 of the items listed above.

You have to survive for 2 weeks.
There are no other humans around in any of the locations.
You don't have any extra items besides your usuall clothes.

Top left: Namib desert
Top right: small island next to Thailand
bottom left: Australian jungle
bottom right: Sibirian forest during winter

Pick one and explain why.

inb4 "Get the rope and hang myself"
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The other three
>Shrivvle up without food in the desert
>Freeze to death in Siberia within a few hours
>Be stuck on a shitty island with no where to go, get scurvy and then raped by some Thai trap

The Australian bush up top end has shit tonnes of food and animals, fuck loads of ways to get water too.
5 litres of water, small tent and 10 energy bars, 3 most important things for survival are food, water and shelter also the island
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Alright, I went full retard and mistook a saucepan for a frying pan. I still wouldn't choose it though, but it could be useful for boiling stuff
Machete, water and matches in the forest are the only good answer
I pick small Thai island
>small tent
>5 litres water

I spend time chilling, collecting rainwater to supplement my bottled water, and sleeping in my tent. I leave approximately 7lbs lighter.

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"You want to WHAT? Drain my girl-balls of she-cum?? Well, if you insist Anon!"
Don't you mean girl-ball?
But girl balls is a-ok with you?
>tfw taking hormones and nothing is happening
Other then my dick getting a little bit bigger (I think), I'm pretty fucking sure hormones are just a meme.
I hate these threads because nobody ever talks like that.

"Oh hey, can I have some of your fries?"
> "you want some of my fries? Well ok, if you insist"

It hurts my soul

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I've been quite happy these days. Everything seems to be going fine for the last months. I'm financially stable, can afford most things that I need. Of course I still have some problems, but it's nothing compared to the things that make me happy. I don't have a girlfriend or boyfriend, and even though I kinda think I would be able to have a good relationship with someone, I'm ok with being single. I don't do drugs neither alcohol, simply 'cause I don't feel like I need to. It really feels amazing to live life like this, and I hope everyone could try it at least once while living.

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gotta read an entire book by tomorrow...fuck...
just listen to the audiobook version. you'll be fine.
Look up the notes nigger
Get going fucker
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As a fellow brainlet, that is a formidable task.

>be me
>introduce friend to greentexts
>cool guy except he is super normie
>shows me memes from like 2012
>decide to culturally educate him with greentetxs
>now he tries to talk to me about all greentexts he sends me through instagram
>what have I done
>introduce friend to greentexts
Only newfags do this, fuck off cunt
not newfag been browsing for a while.
He just thought stories I told were funny and said I got them from stuff I found online and he wanted more

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>get chewed out at work today
>some boomer thought I was rude
>completed a survey and mentioned me by name
>manager barely containing his rage at me in office meeting

what the fuck is wrong with normalscum why do they give a shit about how happy and nice the person who bags their groceries is
Weird. Mine would take my side if customers were rude. All my managers over the years were bros save 3.

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Hello, Pajeet here.
You're probably some pathetic 4/10 beta male loser with no confidence.

Come to India! You'll be a 8/10 instantaneously. God knows we need to improve the quality of our genes. Only invitation to whites. No niggers. Niggers get out.
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>be pageet
> be kv loser
> hates Indians
If she jets I can have her mom at least.
I have met exactly one Indian girl I found attractive and about a million who are ugly

I'm white and lived in India for a few years.

Indian men are fucking cucks, at least when it comes to their own self-image. Contrary to what many seem to believe, being Caucasian does not enable you to date 'Bollywood girls.' It adds a point onto your attractiveness and that's about it. If you're a good-looking white guy, you'll get laid off Tinder without much of a hitch. But if you're an ugly white dude, you'll only get ugly Indian chicks.

It's definitely easier to get into a long-term relationship with an attractive woman out of your league, though. I've seen quite a few autists married to QTs, despite not being particularly rich (and the kinds of Indian chicks who can marry or date white men tend to be affluent themselves and not in need of a 'green card').
All Indians are technically caucasian. They have caucasian skulls.

What are r9k's thoughts on gentle femdom?
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calls you a good boy and has a collar and leash on you.
>tfw a cute girl will never make me her pet that obeys her every command
>tfw no absolute psycho gf to gentle femdom me
>tfw you brain decides you're into this shit
Like I wasn't suffering enough already.
>tfw no amazon gf to hug me with her thighs

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Where do people go online to make friends
I've made a lot of friends online discussing Christian Weston Chandler.
you had highschool and college to make friends and get laid/married/complete as a person, now you die
Say it aint so

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It's too late. You guys, we are all so fucking fucked. Is knowing the truth even worth it when there's nothing you can do about the situation?

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