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Staring at her bright eyes edition

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Stop it looks like you're me and you're making me look desperate.
Go to your room you're fucking grounded
>attention whore
>not desperate
Do a flip this time fsggot
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>Well damn. I knew another Toko-Poster, a good person is all.
Sorry to disappoint. Glad to hear they were a good person, though.
>Well, I recently finished her first game
Nice. How'd you like it?
>I wanted to ask if you consider Genocide Jack a genuine part of the girl you fell in love with.
I acknowledge and accept her existence but I don't see them as one person, nor as my wife. There's many reasons why, but the fact that Touko herself doesn't want to be considered the same as her is enough for me to separate the two as different people.
I do think she's interesting and entertaining as a character but in some theoretical world where Touko (and therefore Jack) lives in the same existence as me, I would just see her as an annoyance at best.
At least she's fun to play as in UDG.
The counterargument is waifu is a fictional character in this world, which allows a certain amount of leeway when it comes to talking about her or even expressing your love for her. Sharing lewd fantasies of her however, is immoral and unethical.
>Sharing lewd fantasies of her however, is immoral and unethical.
Why though. It's also unethical to tell everyone her life story and constantly taking away all of her privacy. even when trying to explain it you cant hold back the hypocrisy lmao

lets fucking drink
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drinking a 10% lager and smoking some hash
feels good to be a loser
YES, im drinking a 2016 merlot from sicilia, hbu?
I am drinking beer
can a non-namefag start a proper drinking thread

Dog bless alcohol, I think I still have some left brb

what do femanons think robots smell like
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I mean it was actually quite a nice smell I just didn't understand why he always smelled like vanilla. It wasn't a strong smell but it always there.
he probably had shampoo that smelled like vanilla or something
i shower 2-3 times a week and have a acceptable scent that is masculine but not gross.
you even know what that smells like dummy?
It's the smell of a virgin, the aroma of purity. Once you lose it, you start stinking like a pile of garbage and that's why normies have to shower 2 times a day and pour gallons of deodorant and perfume on themselves.

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Why is the mainstream media so keen on portraying gays as soulless cumbrains and playing into the stereotype of lispy flamboyant faggots?
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>Why is the mainstream media so keen on portraying gays as soulless cumbrains and playing into the stereotype of lispy flamboyant faggots?
probably because it's true?
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None of you are fags nor did you ever get laid
Maybe because 95% of gays are exactly like this? Just go on Grindr or even her on r9k and you'll see how many sluts there are. It's mostly because of hormones but don't act like the "mainstream media" did anything
>None of you are fags
Genius observation
>nor did you ever get laid
So your life revolves around lust, typical fag.
That's how gays themselves portray themselves as and that's how they are

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Share anything creative you got involved with at some point in your life.
Anything goes: videos, drawings, photos, music, writing, crafts, podcasts...
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idk, it can be done right and i think this was definitely structured and helpful feedback

-the guy he gave feedback to
Nice one. I recognise the Malice in Wonderland clips. Getting old Crystal Castles vibes off it.
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>He's still so assblasted that he hastily replied to the wrong post
Yeah, I already said I wasn't speaking on your behalf.
Yeah what that guy did was foolish but don't pretend you are any better.

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Pics and webms that really makes you think.
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Looks like someones gonna get laid later tonight

>tfw dogpilled
Based fat boomer.
>my oringila

boner stop
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does it count as beast?

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Any of you anons like making your own fantasy worlds in your head to escape to? Self-insert or otherwise
I have the internet for that. In my mind 4chan is a country and the real world daydreams of being like us..
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Actually,I did a brief story about that,very rough and unfinished. It was my main character climbing out of my sketchbook and demanding that I draw his adventures and dragging me into his world to appreciate it.

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>Finally get qt gf after years of trying
>first 3 days is bliss, she loves me, i love her
>fast forward 7 days
>Relationship feels stale already
>most of time constantly nervous of saying something she finds offensive
>whenever she talks about politics just have to agree with her lefty horseshit to avoid further conflict
I thought this was supposed to fix it guys? And yet after barely a week im sick of living what I thought was the dream. Feels like she doesnt love me at all because of my few conservative views
You have a mature discussion about politics she keeps bring up, how would you ever have a long term relationship if you don't tellher your point of view on politics she keeps spitting.

If you would work out together she won't get overly offended.
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>dating a sensitive sjw

yeah? she's cute right? yeah totally worth staying with. don't waste your time.

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AMA. I was once hopeless, suicidal incel like you who hated himself and women. I couldn't even walk outside without panicking or look at myself in pictures ( still can't really do that ).

now I have a short, white, blonde 8/10 girlfriend and before that I hadn't gone a couple weeks without being with a girl

I am literally living a dream and I want to help you bros out seriously so ask me questions so u can join me with the normies
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>it's some 20yo comes to r9k to talk about how much of a lonely incel he was when actually, he was just a failed normalfag all alone
Yes, r9k had undergone a huge normification process over the past few years. If you haven't noticed that then you're either blind or you contributed to it.
>Yeah, >>54076543 # gave you a whole host of them. It's because it's fucking terrible advice, the fact that it's also completely irrelevant is just a little shit cherry on top.
Their argument is SOLELY that it's irrelevant. They even admit that if you're in a position to get a hold of MD and take it without suffering a panic attack then you're all good. To that you might say "yeah but no robot is going to find drugs much less take them safely in crowded environment" to which I'd say yet again that this board has a massive contingent of cyborgs/failed normies who stand to benefit from OP's advice. (I wouldn't know desu, I've never tried ecstasy and I'm still a virgin.)
>Their argument is SOLELY that it's irrelevant.

>>No. MDMA side effects are literally higher confidence, more sociability etc. If you just sit there silently gumming out then you haven't taken good MD.
>You are larping so hard that apparently you don't even recognize the main side effects of MDMA. The direct side effect of MDMA is teeth clenching. Literally. I bet you sniffed it too you dumb fuck.
>>I was gurning whilst talking to tons of people. Wasn't major gurning.
>Then what the fuck did you say this for:
>>If you just sit there silently gumming out then you haven't taken good MD.
>So, why are you lying, anon?

Half of his last post alone was him showing that OP doesn't even know what the fuck he's talking about, not just who he's talking to. Did you really miss that?
How old were you when you got your gf and lost your virginity? Girls in their 20s don't seem to want to date virgins, so I think that may be one of my problems.
Did YOU even read the post?
>Sure it would be life changing for an incel if they actually could fucking socialize with people. MDMA feels great, but again, read the fucking room you dolt
Translation: you're fucked if you're a robot but if you're a failed normie/cyborg (i.e. able to socialise in a very limited manner but unable to form close relationships or lose virginity) it could potentially turn your life around.

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Anybody want some?
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Just a tiny bite
Can you take off the onions first?
Needs tomato sauce or ketchup.

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I had my first kiss today anons.

why is doomer and nightwalk shit so depressing and relatable
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Nightwalks are orgasmic, not depressing. You'd know this if you weren't a wojak meme spamming faggot obsessed with feeling sorry for himself. Stop demonising the asocial lifestyle.
turn you nightwalk into nightruns of you feel like it. going out and doing something that makes you sweat feels really good to me.
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because you're the male equivalent of a basic bitch
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I started a new school again and now I wish I could just continue NEET life.
because you're an underaged faggot. the whole doomer clique is just imageboard emo autism. go the extra step and kill yourself

What is the appropriate response to when someone asks you...?
>"what do you do for fun?"
>"what do you do in your free time?"
listen to music, play an instrument etc etc
You have to tell us what you actually do for fun or in your free time first, so we can build from there
I've been asked this on two recent occasions and said "mostly just drink and masturbate"
It got a laugh and then topics changed
Unironically a good joke answer in my professional opinion

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that vegan christian eunuch who castrated himself

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Uhm... No?
Where did that even come from?
you just have a very feminine way of posting

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>feminine way of posting
That almost made me stare at the screen for 40 seconds and slightly made me question my way of posting
You sound like you suck cock everyday 24.7. Your post is the equivalent of a sissy gagging and slurping dudes.

Pleas transitioning and be the cute anime girl you were always meant to be.
>Pleas transitioning and be the cute anime girl you were always meant to be
I'm actually cuter this way.
Also say no to all kinds of faggotry

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