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Why are you depressed now more than ever?
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>>40514921
Anti depressants are such a joke, i can't believe they still prescribe them
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doing mdma 5 weeks in a row
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I've been applying for part-time jobs because the results of whether I'm hired for the "real jobs" I applied to don't come back until fucking FEBRUARY, but I can't get hired part time and having to go through this online gauntlet to apply for shitty positions I'm way overqualified for is humiliating. I can't stand waiting.

>>40515047
Don't anon, that stuff's addictive.

>>40514796
You goal should never be to be better than others, just to be better than you were the day before. Exceed only yourself and one day you'll look down and realize how far you've made it.
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>>40513945
My computer is probably going to break down soon. We've been together for almost 4 years.
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>>40515318
Replace the part that is causing trouble? Otherwise see if you can find a second hand Thinkpad.

Ask /g/ for more info.

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Is this the most robot body?

Is there a more robot body than this?
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>>40514999
Started late May at around 120kg, and today I weighted 99kg. I look smaller then that guy, but my body frame looks exactly the same. I am also 5'8 if that matters.

>>40515033
>>40515104

Yeah, my fit friends told me how resistance training helps. Glad I got the hang of it cause cardio is too boring.

Also, is it possible to each 85kg by the end of the year?
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>>40509682
>tfw it could always be worse
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>>40515205
Do nipples shrink if I lose weight?
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>>40510491
wtf that guy would be really handsome if he lost wieght.

he has a good face
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>>40515176
85kg is a good goal but I wouldn't put a time limit on it, worst thing you can do is set yourself up to feel guilty and beat yourself up over it. I'd always end up binge-eating when I got down on myself. You also start losing weight more slowly the skinnier you get because you don't have as much excess energy resources for your body to burn so if you know you're doing the right stuff and it's taking more patience to see results that's progress. you're doing really good anon keep it up!

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>Roastie tries stealing your mana
>Wat do?

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>mfw reincarnation is true and there is no escape

Endless suffering for all eternity
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I wish I could see the future
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>>40514950
>>40515070
I re-read your question. The answer is will; the will of the universe. Most likely, "nothingness" (which is everything) willed itself into "existence" (illusions) since it was limitless and boundless (all potential). Will must be an inherent quality of itself: to know itself experientially.
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>>40514994
>Some things can only be proven by wilful introspection
Citation needed, as always
>Non-existence doesn't imply solipsism
No, and I never said it did, learn to read. I used solipsism as a way to make you realize that asking the question you asked was stupid.
>Describe this "I"
Yeah there you go, see right above. The thinking subject exists because he produces thoughts.
>You were projecting
No, I was calling you out on your shit.
You don't seem to understand what projection means. Not everything that trivializes your opinions or insults you personally is projection.
>>40515070
>meaningless
Physics are meaningless? I should stop responding.
>you can't prove that colour exists
I don't have the background to provide a rigorous proof, yeah. But other, more intelligent people can. The point is that colors can be reduced to physical phenomena.

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>>40515281
>CREATE them, but they aren't colours
Oh so we're arguing semantics, ok
The way wavelengths interact with our own biology results in us perceiving them as colors.
All your inane bullshit about "encoding" and binary just shows once again that you know nothing about what you're talking about and that you're regurgitating a bunch of pseudoscientific garbage.
>prove that the movie exists
Yes. This is called abstraction, look it up. Technology isn't magic, it requires layers of abstraction.
>The only "evidence" of colour is a mutual agreement based on subjective experience.
The only evidence of anything is a mutual agreement based on subjective experience if you want to be a pedantic autist, but that doesn't mean anything by itself and it's an absolutely useless realization.
>all of life is an illusion
Citation needed
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>>40515281
>>40515299
Look I don't want to argue anymore, it should be obvious to anyone with half a brain that bold claims that aren't supported by any kind of evidence whatsoever can be safely disregarded as nonsense.
Keep preaching your bullshit, I just hope most robots won't be dumb enough to fall for sophistry and complicated words used as a substitute for rationality.
Your enlightened mind can have the last word

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>tfw taught manners and ethics in a immoral and rude society
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>>40514572
your father was a spook
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>>40514572
Oh fuck off. Just because you read stirner in college doesn't mean you are some great thinker.
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>>40513734
>be me, troll
>go to the UP for the first time
>friend says we need to go have authentic pasties
>go up to the blonde qt at the register with probably good christian values, being a native yooper and all
>register has some bumper sticker on it saying "it's called a PASS-tee not a PAY-stee"
>"yes can I get two beef pay-stees please?"
>she tilts her head with a blank face for a full 3 seconds then points with her eyes at the sticker on the register
>takes my money and goes to the back without saying a word
you fuckers call it that just to embarrass people

if your accents weren't so cute I'd never forgive you
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>>40513421
Manners and ethics are only for your own kind.
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>>40515155
My kind is mankind,fucker.

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ITT: we laugh our asses off at /namelets/

Nothing worse than being named some faggy ass name like Taylor. Women will walk right up to you about to drop their panties, read your name tag, then burst out laughing. My one friend named Levi has never gotten laid! Ha! Meanwhile I have a pretty alpha name (Noah). Even though I'm a little fat and only 5'10'' (king of the manlets), I still get laid basically every other weekend. Women get weak knees for a man with a name that takes charge. They can't help themselves.

Post namelet stories you've experienced.
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>>40514688
Yes, my uncle is called Mark and he is a Chad.
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every Paul I have known has been a huge faggot
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>Logan
>people wont stop making wolverine references
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What about Constantin?
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What about John boys

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Why have white men become so lowly, pathetic and emasculated? Is it all because of cuck porn?
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>>40514152
Vamp this sad thramp
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>>40514152
Where they ever not pathetic?
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I don't think that many people sky dive. A lot so, but I only know a few people who have. Wish I could, tho

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https://archive.fo/ddIoz
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Give me ONE good reason why I shouldn't hate all women
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>>40515206
Not all of them are bad and if you hate anyone you are weak.
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i don't get it
how do women not see that it's their fault that so many guys like that exist
maybe if you didn't traumatise us by terminally cucking us as early as gradeschool we wouldn't be stuttering messes who can't bear to exchange a single word with a female
maybe heather and hannah should have never given me their phone number and told me to call them after school only to laugh and hang up on me???
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>>40515061
>human rights activism is bullshit

You're part of the problem.
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>>40514920

>TrollXChromosomes

Fuck off.

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>''Your message could not be delivered because you don't share a server with the recipient or you disabled direct messages on your shared server, recipient is only accepting direct messages from friends or you were blocked by the recipient.''

How do you feel after someone delete/block you ?

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What are you listening to, r9k? Because these threads are usually fun.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oWzzNvcxY4w
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zoXLKgX0MgU

I just love it...
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w7M3EEHYkJ0
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>>40508867
>>40508507
>>40506956 (cute voice)
>>40504235
pretty cool desu
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>>40503264
holy shit anon, I'm in tears
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>>40502355
this sounds like something from Mario Sunshine lel

Why does cuck posting trigger me so much?
It's disgusting and makes me wanna vomit

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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that's why they do it

expect this thread to get spammed with it
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has that anon with the tranny threads been going for the last 8 hours? I just woke up and they are still showing up.

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>Tfw you'll never do a heroic deed gaining the attention of your oneitis
Maybe someday...

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>tfw you see Discords advertised here and they're filled with pretentious discord e-celebs, inner "friend" circles, /soc/ Chads that are easily offended and introverted trannies.
>mfw I just want to talk to robots and even failed normies
>mfw I have to create my own Discord

Join in and let's have feels together

/qfV8uhJ
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>>40514504
This is comfiness.
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The only people who bother to join these servers are normies
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>>40514695
i fucking feel you mate
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give mod please
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>>40515279
twinkle twinkle little clown

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>Going to concert with chubby, shortstack, weeb, slightly autistic gf tonight

We're all going to make it bros

Reminder that if you eat your steak above medium, you're a steak pleb.
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I don't eat my meat above medium, that means i'm not a steak pleb nice!

I don't eat meat at all (^:
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>>40514655
it's well done or not at all.
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>>40514655
honestly you've never lived until you've tried meat that's been fermented.

It's also extremely hard to make and can kill you if you fuck it up.
So good luck finding it lmao.
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>>40514738
Nice! Have you noticed your health getting better?
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>>40515234
well i've been a veggie for years but I live sedimentary life and eat like meh and I haven't gained weight so i guess to helps

If i ate meat as much as most americans do i would definitely be a fatty.


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