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Don't date tomboys unless you're into sports.
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Do tomboys even exist anymore?
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>>49807705
dont date anyone because dating is stupid
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>>49807705
>Japanese people immediately get sick if exposed to rain and suffer heat stroke if they sweat with clothes on
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>>49807705
What sports?
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>>49807705
>there are actually retards who think real life is like an anime/manga

This is Jacob and his life partner, his wife, what do you think?
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>>49806827
ooooder, order, can the member for Broxtowe please be more mouse like when the prime minister is attempting to speak.
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>>49806874
AYYYYY LET THIS NIGGA SPEAK
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They look like a nice couple, best of luck to them
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>>49806902
Ah thank you Mr Deputy Speaker, as I was saying, when I was a young boy I had a mug with the saying,

Let the wealthy and great, roll in splendor and state, I envy them not I declare it

I eat my own lamb My own chickens and ham I shear my own fleece and I wear it

I have lawns I have bowers I have fruits I have flowers The lark is my early alarmer

So Jolly boys now Here's God speed the plough Long life and success to the farmer

ORDER!

based mogg


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That's so lovely! Wish all relationships were like that

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Leah's Birthday Edition

Post your waifu, ask questions, discuss each other's waifus
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>>49806714
>this is such a sweet post polebro
Thank you, friend.
>i believe then that my feels are just infatuation then, and that i never actually experienced actual love
I think that everyone experiences love differently. You can love her but just in a different way, Serbro. Or maybe it will evolve into a deep love over time. Or maybe you are just not autistic enough to fall in actual love with a fictional character. Maybe that's a good thing that you will have those deep feelings for someone that is real.
You just have to ask yourself, if she is a character that you just really like? Or is she someone you are genuinely in love with? Is she always on your mind? Do you know that she has her flaws but you accept them anyway? Is it possible for you to forget about her and move on?
>or you're extra sensitive
That could be true as I think I'm over-emotional. Or I'm just an autist.
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>>49807410

no, very bad, waifu should be the one hugging you and crying on shoulder, you need to be mann (with 2 n)
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>>49806355
but being with a waifu is all about thinking about her constantly?
>>49804825
It always goes like this after I ask this question.
>sorry you're not in love with her then
>define love
>long description of the kind of feelings I am physically unable to develop for someone
nice
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>>49807654

or maybe i'm a psycho with reduced emotions

either way we can all agree that alice is purrfect
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>>49807689

well, not constantly constantly, but i think of her at least once per hour

anyways yesterday for no reason i daydreamed that some demon took me over and assumed alice's form, or it was alice herself, and my friends got into me somehow, it ended with me shooting alice :(

yet on the other hand i'm one of those people who think what were to happen if suddenly that dude over there tried to attack/shoot/whatever, and constantly have fantasies where some friend or someone i care about betrays me and i have to kill them immediately to save myself. Maybe I'm a little paranoid, I felt bad after, but such episodes only happen when something pisses me off (as small as a dent on a car, it always spins into a feedback loop of fuck everything reee)

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>get headphones
>get scolded for not having a headphone amp
>"okay, I'll get a headphone amp"

>get powered speakers
>get scolded for not having an audio interface
>"okay, I'll get an audio interface. Oh wait... how am I supposed to plug it into computer if the audio jack is already being used by the headphone amp?"

I just want to listen to music and be able to hear my Netflix shows.
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>>49807637
They're way ahead of you, already did it.
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>>49807671

that's a lot of money for listening to music.
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>>49807671
Pretty sure Linus tested those and found zero difference between those and a nameless HDMI cable

>>49807662
They are ubiquitous at this point, and dirt cheap. They also can push uncompressed 7.1 surround sound. Not adopting it is pointless.
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>>49807699
>tested it
There is nothing to test, it's a digital signal. It either arrives properly or it doesn't. An HDMI cable either works or it doesn't. There is nothing inbetween except for some freak cases.
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>>49807715
He still tested it, or something like it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zgy5fX-VPCs

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femanon here, so I'm talking to a guy on r9k and we're having a conversation about virginity and I was telling him how'd id like to save it for someone I love and he just tells me he wants to get rid of it asap which makes me kinda sad because I want love and romance and it seems like most men just want sex and that's it.
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>>49806806
If virginity would be an obstacle for men to get laid, everyone would die a virgin. The lack of basic logic is what keeps you from getting laid, you literal retarded waste of space.
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>>49807452
normies come from /b/ and reddit, because R9K use to be what /b/ was like when i first started browsing it minus all the normies
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>>49806611
>my body count of 6 people
Underrated bait
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>>49806579
Most guys swallowed the redpill and realized that love doesn't actually exist
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>>49807567
>If virginity would be an obstacle for men to get laid, everyone would die a virgin.

>all obstacles are insurmountable

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Post things you are afraid of encountering if you were to leave the house that make you feel justified in never leaving
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>>49807241
Recently found out my chill Chad of a boss is pretty much a weak sauce Wolverine, thanks to wrecking his dirt bike.
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>>49807293
>You better be afraid of getting murdered incel. I see you out in public I'm going to stomp you into the ground. You are a waste sack of shit
Anything for m'lady
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>>49806927
Iktf anon. It's painful knowing the first thing someone thinks when they see you is "Fat" and nothing else. Most people don't care honestly, I am 220lb down from 250lb and I have had two beautiful girlfriends in the last year alone.
I'm sure you've heard everything from /fit/ and other fat posters, but fasting is the one thing that has worked for me. I eat whatever the fuck I want under my TDEE and then fast 16 hours a day and one full day a week. I'm down 20kg.
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>>49805618
he's takin a shit homie
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>>49805498
Just run away from him ya dingus, if he is a bum he is not gonna be seeking out your ojos to vomit. Such a strange fear

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ask a person who hasn't left their room in 142 days anything
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>>49807048
>>49807052
How do you eat
What do you do all day
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>>49807048
How do you avoid responsibilities? You must live with other people because how else would you fund your accomodation? And where do you shit and piss and get food?
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>>49807589
ff14, what server
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>>49807048
One of my biggest dreams is to go into a forest like this with a rifle and hunt for a bit.
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>>49807048

what mental problem do u have
do u feel lonely
what do u do everyday
how do u get $ to live

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Fembots, how would you feel about having a boy around who was so in love with your feet he would drop everything to give you a foot rub and happily worship your feet at any given opportunity, and who you could arouse simply by sending pics of your bare soles?
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>>49804495
>femdom is all about male pleasure
Nah, the reason it is hot is because the female is getting off. If she is not into it for whatever reason then the man feels no enjoyment
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Every guy I met who didn't like eating pussy jerked off to traps or some other gay shit. Pussy eating is good and fun and it feels amazing to stick your dick in after you turned them on with your tongue and they're extra wet and engorged
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>>49806756
Whoops, thought you were the other guy. Ignore the deleted post.
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>>49799765
Footfags really are delusional
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I just want someone to actually love me, not obsess over a body part but just to like me for who I am. I want to make him peppermint tea in the morning and we can enjoy it together and he thinks 'that's really nice', I want to be equals who support eachother, I certainly don't want to be worshipped or bowed down to especially over feet of all things, because that's not what love is.

friend of mine said that when you have a gf for a long time you can litterally just bend her over any moment and fuck her on the spot.
or just whip the dick out of your pants and tell her to suck it...
is this true? are women really that slutty?
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>>49807090
Same like it's soo weird with sluts and stuff
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>>49807031
Depends on your relationship, but probably the first and probably not the second.

>>49807090
This.

>>49807145
Dick doesn't make you gag unless you deepthroat it. I dunno why she's crying but given what goes on in hentai I'd say it's not good.
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>>49807601
>Dick doesn't make you gag unless you deepthroat it
as you *should* if you're not a lamer
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>>49807031
Yes. After a period of ninety (90) days in official relationship status, all women are contractually obligated to perform sexual acts for you on command.
No, you retard, it depends on the girl and the relationship.
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>>49807113
>She'll complain if she's on the rag
I thought orgasms were good for menstrual cramps.

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>went to a small dubstep show like 200 people max in and out
>Harder to pull but I tried anyway
>spoke to a few drunk girls but they were in their groups ofc
>Figured I'd start meshing with the guys there while I plan my next move. Was pretty easy.
>end of night, got a few insta's from some girls but that's about it

Brrrrrraaaaaap. At least I didn't spend any money :/
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>asian girls

Why are they so rude and up thenselves?

https://youtu.be/xc092FPeiYA
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Wow
Is this how american girls act?
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>>49806267
Asian girls will rip you to shreds for sure my dude. Don't buy the sweet meek act.
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>>49806267
Parents were killed by an escalator
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>>49806267
Asian guy here.

They have tons of men to choose from and in America Asian girls are fetishized by nerdy white guy losers. Even if the girls look like tropical fish and smell like rice their attractiveness is automatically raised by 1.5.

Finally, (((the media))) promotes WMAF, so asian women have a huge range of dating options, including white men.
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>>49807722
not salty, it's just the truth. Tbqh there are millions of asian girls and they're all the same, I don't worry about it too much haha

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why don't girls appreciate creativity?
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>>49807646
>haha u faggot
No, I'm not gay. I just browse this site enough to understand the theories of mind of both women and faggots, because I'm a straight male trying to get those cancerous elements outside of my secret club.
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>>49807659
t. totalIy not samefag
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>>49807646
>>49807673
his actually a closet fag that wont come out
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>>49807673
>I just browse this site enough to understand the theories of mind
lmao
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Pic related
>>49807691
I hope you're laughing at your own lack of curiosity and deficient cognitive skills, otherwise you just come across as a very sad, untrusting person.

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Tell us your fav series on netflix
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kims convenience store
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>>49806832
I really enjoyed Conspiracy (2001), watching essentially an everyday office meeting had never been so interesting.
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>>49806832
The Strain. Definitely my favorite take on vampires.
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>>49806832
I like Maniac. Still waiting for season 3 of Knights of Sidonia (yes, I could read the manga, but I don't want to).
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>>49806832
Over the garden wall, it gives an old school disney movies feel, really good stuff, nice art, somewhat wholesome, a bit tumblry, especially the last couple episodes, but aside from that it's amazing.

Hey guys welcome to another creative thread.
Post any of your creations here.

Here's the first and second song from my album, would love feedback

https://soundcloud.com/user-262160346/firstsongalbum/s-0Xtyg
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>>49806857
Don't think anyone would object to you posting something you built in minecraft. Last time I played it with a friend I went full autism and built bunkers everywhere to defend against a naval invasion
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Gonna bump this shit by posting an old track I made. Inspiration came from all the pictures of Goose lying in the snow from the new Bladerunner
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>>49807227
Well I'm a big stupid
https://soundcloud.com/user-doesntmatter/ambient-thing
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>>49806842
nothing meme related, I mostly just play when im bored/in guitar class
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>>49807616
Don't care if it's meme related, if you made it post it

>Burger King re-hired me
>i start my new orientation in 7 hours
>can't sleep because im up thinking about my ex-gf
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>>49807388
Make my burger, wagie.
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>>49807388
alright here's something to think about

a girlfriend that dispenses bourbon out of her left breast and your preferred alocohol accompanient out of her right breast
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>>49807535
Actual jobs can be fun though, McJobs are just soul-crushing.
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>>49807610
Unless you're working as a manager. Being a manager is 10 times fun and easy.
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>>49807627
I imagine it must be a lot like being the necroducer
>GET TO WORK YOU FUCKING ZOMBIES




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