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Why are so many of you fixated on having sex / a gf?

It's not like having a gf will magically fix all of your problems. You just look for excuses why your life is so shitty and blame it on society, women etc.
Once you do get a women and it eventually ends you'll once again blame everyone and everything besides yourself.
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Ye lemme just call up a bro and go "i'm really craving me some pheromone smell, girly giggles and playful tickling combined with cheesy bantz and a light hug to top it off, come over my dude"
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aight xxxsephiroth1993xxx
>cuddling is purely physical
Cool fucking story
Are you a psychopath?
yeah because lack of physical contact can not possibly lead to loneliness
pretty much this, I barely can keep an active good friends because I hate getting out of my home more than once a week if anything. But when I really think about it with a GF I would have to get out every other day and I would also need to meet their stupid friends/family.

/r9k/ Minecraft Thread

Made a thread last night hoping some would be interested. Didn't get any responses. I'll probably post this every few days in hopes of bringing /r9k/ Minecraft servers back. All I really want to do is go through the base game and build a comfy community with some guys.
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I can put up a server but I don't want to have normalfag/tranny cancer on it. If enough people reply that they're ok with vetting for real robots/incels/whatever I'll do it.
Just make it so that if you're an annoying / loud faggot or attract too much attention to yourself you get instabanned.
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mining bear mining.
I only play the android version since i play with my classmates, but they get mad at me since i don't do shit and i steal shit from them lmao
officially dead thread, we didn't act soon enough
I'd love to play but I'm too poor to buy minecraft.
Being poor sucks

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What's the best evidence for God?
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Nice post. Using psychedelics allowed the idea to occur to me that how matter is ultimately broken down to identical components and has an equivalency to energy, and energy is only transferred but neither created nor destroyed, and time is maybe a function of energy transfer rates and how we perceive our tiny tiny bit of the universe, it is evidentiary of an underlying collective consciousness
>inb4 "were all oonnnneee, mannnnn lol dude weed"
So as to the possibility that evolution and life are the product of a universe learning to experience itself, every one of us people, our pets and animals, each blade of grass, fucking all oiur mitochondria and even grains of sand all have a non-zero degree of sentience, and each morsel is actually a portion, a teeny tiny piece of god. The fact that consciousness exists from space dust is the essence of devine curiosity, or bliss. Feeling one with all things is the most comforting and scary feeling all at once, and its perfectly fitting and amazingly profound.

Tripping was my burning-bush vision that there is a god, its us.
How perfect Earth is for life and how many times life has been saved from total extinction when it rightfully should have been wrecked beyond recovery.
>How perfect Earth is for life and how many times life has been saved from total extinction when it rightfully should have been wrecked beyond recovery.
this is literally the same dilema of "if a tree falls on a forest..."
we dont know better, its not a proof, but a lack of something else to compare.
This desu. I live in Tokyo and work in the fanciest district. It is absolute heaven, with cute asian grills in nice sexy clothing and perfect hair everywhere.
Newfag here how to ensure or elect for the archival of a thread? I really want to save this one and read it again later with my brother

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I love my transgender girlfirend.

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This is a thread for cute little cum catchers and the men who love them.

Subby sissies, pile in. State your case for the real men who may want to use you!
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I'm in really hung and short will I scare people away because it looks so big?
I don't like cages so it's not an option especially since I'm 4+" soft
Anon "not like you can't just stop taking them" isn't really right, you can't drop them completely right away I think since sudden hormonal changes that are extreme might not be the healthiest for you..
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How many of you here actually
>have dressed before
>own sex toys
>sucked a dick
>made efforts to get fucked
Or are you all just a bunch of larping prison gays that would
turn back straight at the first sight of a real, hard cock throbbing above your face?
I have done the first two and the last one but I have standards and don't want strangers so....
Putting dildos up my butt feels good
>Too autistic to find a guy irl or use dating apps
>Too slutty and perverted to find solace in a platonic ldr
>Not mentally ill enough to find sissy stuff okay
The pain is real

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I really REALLY hope joining the army will turn my lower middle class life around.
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You can compare compulsory military services to voluntary armies that are actually made for offensive military operations.

Completely different expectations, completely different characters.
Was trying to say can't. obviously.
I thought the vast majority of people in your army don't actually see combat either. Are the people not divided in the beginning based on their willingness to serve in the homeland or in a combat position beforehand to find positions that each one is motivated to work in?
Not that guy but for the UK army everyone has to go through the same training process regardless of department or regiment, and you'll only make it through as an energetic extrovert.
Only 20% of military personale see combat.

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Ate out of a dumpster for the first time in my life last night. I don't know how you pooorfags survive.
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You are the redheaded bastard of our Canadian family. Do a dance for us Newfie.
You are fucking pathetic. Get a fucking job. Make money. Buy food.
Why not steal from stores? Fruits, canned fish, shit like that
Go away, Little Caesar employees

You guys don't have content filters on public WiFi?
You literally can't starve where I live, it's not possible. Just fucking ask a bakery or supermarket, you could also beg for food, I sometimes troll beggars in trying to give them food instead of money because they'd just have to give their panhandled money to albanian scumbags.

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AHHHH how do you anons add so many fembots. Are you guys just larping how do you do it?
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Why would you reccomend soc girls? Everytime Ive added a soc girl, they ghost me pretty fast, or they have like a billion other people vying for their attention and can't hold a conversation.
Sorry, I dozed off!
Do you have an email or discord?
No way, holy moly, cant believe this thread stayed alive and some how you came back. I made a quick throwaway we can exchange discords on
which is completely absent in women*
just talk to a guy instead
Oh man I didnt realize the email changed. Hopefully you come back to this thread, but heres the new one

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ITT post your Unfulfilled dreams

I'll start
>always wanted to be a great inventor or scientist like Tesla
>always wanted to make things to help the world be a better place
>intelligence is average at best
>good at logic, been programming since I was 14 but absolutely shit at maths
>tfw will never make an impact on the world
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>always wanted to be a boxer
>dad was golden glove champ
>trained me at young age, ive always loved it more than anything else
>remember being a boy watching de la hoya, gatti, imagining that will be me one day
>hearing the crowd cheering my name, i can see my hands being raised by the ref and my belt placed on my waist
>now im 14, training gets serious, work hard, amateur career starts
>16 now, ive won my bronze and silver gloves
>coaches love and are amazed by me
>im like a legend in the gym
>im young, handsome, in perfect shape, winning my fights, doing what I love most, the girl i like is into me too
>life may of been rough at home, but it was great outside of that
>coachs say im going to the olympics
>start working hard feeling great, then the worst thing in my life happened, god fucked me yet again
>hurt my left shoulder badly

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There are thousands of stories like that that everyone seems to ignore when they cheer on their Olympic champions and treat them like gods. Luck is what gets people their place, more than skill or dedication. A little bit of irreparable tendon damage and your international career is finished.
You can still make something of it, though. You can keep at it and maybe become a regional champ. You can train other people. You can work in a gym.
I cant be around it, its too hard. Its too hard to watch and some do what i used to be able too but cant anymore, see some live my dream in front of my very eyes while i watch hopelessly, the thoughts of what could of been, the memories of whats already happened the feelings ill never feel again, this all haunts my mind and keeps me up all night.
>always get told you're smart, along with test scores inflating your ego
>find out only .2% of people are any intelligent at all and capable of advancing theories
You can still fight, though. You can do it at a boxing gym. There are many levels of competition. You can beat the shit out of that promising kid then watch him go on the olympics knowing you kicked his punk ass and can do it again.

Don't give up, bro. You've got a talent, you're got the foundation, you've got the interest and passion.

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REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE thread, let out your anger, bros.
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I feel this post hard. I hate people so fucking much. Just having a conversation with the average person fills me with rage.

I'm a complete asshole to most people I talk to for no reason beyond this. This is probably the primary reason why my life is unpleasant and why I'm unhappy, but I have no idea how to fix it. I have empathy for others, I understand their emotions, I just don't care. I think they're all pathetic, whiny mouthbreathers. I can't fucking stand them. I mouth "please kill yourself" to like, 1 in 4 people I talk to on the phone.

Working on a level 2 help desk doesn't work well for me. I hate talking all day. Definitely not a robot job.
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I have two rants:


Bump, this is a pretty good thread, more people could reply
Aight monkey bro
i originally feel you my dude

>crush on boy for a while now
>finally decide to make a move
>get him alone and ask him about girls
>he talks about how he feels pressured to have more before he start a relationship
>says girls want him to already be able to provide at his age (22)
>really awkwardly suggest that maybe someone close to him wouldn't mind that he still has some stuff to figure out
>he sits there for a moment, it clicks, and he looks stunned
>smile at him
>"I need you to understand. You're great and I love you. You just have a lot of growing up to do and a lot of things to experience still. It's not the best time."
Don't mind me, just sobbing.
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Apparently his life should be in order before he goes after girls. I guess something magical happens to girls that are four years older than me and they demand guys to provide.
Oh. That sounds totally reasonable. I am much the same.
wow, so true!
>tfw chad wont settle
Ouch. I'm sorry.

>four years older
18 and 22 is a bit of a gap, honestly. I know it's only 4 years but a lot can happen in that those 4 years.
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Honestly speaking from experience its never really a good idea to date an 18-year old. For one they'll likely move away for university and if not will more than probably still go to clubs and be financially irresponsible. Its not worth the worry, these days if you are male its objectively better to hold off unless you want sex as its the only means off gaining proper stability - you know there's not going to be much if any toying around. Here's a tummy rub for your troubles. Oh and don't take this post as a suggestion to go out clubbing, you certainly shouldn't as it becomes an addiction for many and I've seen many co-workers burn their entire wages on it, avoid at all costs, just understand WHY many hold off on women.

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Why don't you just become an e-celebrity?
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just post a link to one of the threads
Hello Piety.
I guess I kind of am even though I literally didn't do anything. people just started hating after a while of being on discord.
hey ripa take your schizo meds go to sleep
You can't just become an e-celeb.

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Would you pay for draws like this?

She drew herself, is a qt friend and no one knows her. Would profit a patreon for her ?
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She is poorfag, her sister got a digital tablet for drawing but she doesn't let her use it.

Why are you so mean? It's just a draw bro calm down.

Hi, and yes someone will pay for it and every single contribution it's really big in latinean country, but she doesn't know how to get people.

>Millions of artists
That's the main problem. She is cute though, maybe someone will pay her for cuteness .
She'd have to post pics of herself, but that angle could work.
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I asked her for a qt french girl and she did this for me.
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there's a bunch of girls who stream themselves while drawing, and they're all cute while being pros, unless she's really funny or interesting on top of that I don't think it'll matter
well I told what I recommend, the current trend in the otaku subculture is vtubers, if she can upload good doujins of them she can make money, if not then I don't have better ideas
I make some patreonbucks by uploading about twice a month too and I'll tell you now that you'll have to be up to date with the trends
She definitely has potential, buy her a digital tablet you faggot. Making cash from this without doing porn will be hard but not impossible. I know only 4, maybe 6 non-h artists whose art is imho great enough to merit supporting their patreons.

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*sips wine*
how is your night going brobots?
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>judging people based on music choices when they're listening to good shit and not mainstream pop/rap
peak faggot.
If you're trying to create a comfy atomsphere with your favorite wine, a shitty "sound setup" is simply going to be a bottleneck. It's like wearing your best suit for your reservation at McDonalds.
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You will survive, my friend. You don't need to shoot too high. Just try to be virtuous bro. Do your best.
i prefer beer. boi
Hey i just discovered that album recently. Pretty great.

i dont know who she is im just captivated
only getting shopping results thru reverse image search
You should post on /r/ and tell us the results

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