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Why is /a/ so retarded
All they do is whine and complain and bait
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do they still hate when translators actually put subtitles in English?
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blue boards are shit
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>>83511114
all the red boards are just filled with porn though
whole websites shit
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>>83511087
>All they do is whine and complain and bait
This is all of 4chan
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I will never forget how they collectively lost their shit after Shirogane popped Kaguyas cherry, how can you be invested in fictional character's life so much fucking lmao

https://desuarchive.org/a/thread/217873601

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im yearning so bad for this guy. this was our convo last night:

him: im lwk just tryina crack

me: So are you going to stop playing eye tag or do something about it

him: it was satirical
but i mean
i meannnnnn
what do you want me to do about it


and then i was like i want you to umm (i was really nevrous and never really been cracked so i didnt know what to say)

and then he was like:

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Jesus christ shut the fuck up, retard.

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Femanon I want to hold you captive and rape you
There's no malice behind, I just want to hear you scream in fear and anger, feel you struggle beneath me, feel the wetness of your tears as you cry and plead for me to stop
There's no sexual pleasure in it for me, it's all just to experience your heightened emotions first hand and when you're finally broken down enough that you no longer flinch when the door opens and let me take you in silence like a dead eyed doll the I'll let you go

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in 8th grade the girl i had a crush on and i were walking to the auditorium
a guy in front of us gave a girl a piggyback ride
the dude took off running with this girl on his back
so my crush asked if i could give her a piggyback ride
i said yes because i figured this would help us bond
that's when i realized never leaving my room and playing video games all day was bad for me
because i could barely walk while she was on my back, like i could barely take a step
she was like "i weigh like 70some pounds"
it was in that moment that i realized i should work out so that something like that never happens again.
she never spoke to me again after that, she got off my back and speed walked to the auditorium by herself.
sadly i ignored the lesson i learned that day and instead of hitting the gym i kept on being a weak ass bitch, to this day i do nothing but sit on my computer.

have you ever had a life changing message from the universe and ignored it, anon?

Engine just randomly turned off when I was chilling in a parking lot (battery stayed on, at first I didn't know what happened)

Engine didn't make any noises or smoke or smell or anything so idk if the engine still could have seized up or if that means something else probably happened but I can't imagine it's good

I have someone I can stay with for a little while, and i'm in the process of being hired for a second job, and I can use Uber, but I'm still really scared. Life just got way harder and I hate this shit. Nothing can ever work out for me. I wish I wasn't such a failure. How are some people so good at life, even just mediocre average people, while I'm such shit at it? I wish things were better goddammit

>find my old laptop from 2012
>boot it up just to take a trip down memory lane
>go through all my old bookmarks
>"404 - not found" for literally everything that wasn't a YouTube link
>and even most YouTube videos were gone too
whoever said the internet is forever is a fucking liar. the internet is for like 7 years max.
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>>83511633
that's what if you want to see something again you download it and have it on your hard drive dummy
start doing that

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Im 6"5, white, in my late 20s, and a virgin
How do I have sex with a female?
Im in Washington State.
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>>83511396
i mean you seem like a womans dream guy am wondering maybe if it has to do with your personality? i mean i know on this board there's a shit ton of guys who act like cunts to women and then get surprised they dont get laid, maybe thats your issue
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>>83511396
>6'5"
>Never dated
How is that possible? Even criminals get girls. You have to be a mental patient to not get laid at that height
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>>83511396
Describe your appearance.
You should be getting at least a few matches just because of your height.
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>>83511396
Is this a manga or something? Looks like something I'd read.
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>>83511504
>>83511561
im autistic and shy
>>83511646
ive dated just never gotten to sex due to erectile dysfuction/anxiety
>>83511664
in terms of looks 7/10 i think.

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GOD BLESS THIS FUCKING BOARD IT BESTOWED ME WITH A CHASTE WIFE
THEY SAID TOUCH GRASS
I TOUCHED DESTINY
THIS ISN'T A WEBSITE
IT'S A MIRACLE
AMEN
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>>83511744
All women, even street walkers, are chaste to those who seek it
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>>83511744
You found a chaste wife on a fucking porn board?

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>post video game thread on /v/
>get banned
>meanwhile there are three Instagram model threads that were up all day and allowed to reach thread limit
What the fuck is wrong with the moderation on this website?

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i dream of having sex with anime lolis quite frequently
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>>83511630
most of my dreams are sci fi
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>>83511630
no you odn't ur liar
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>>83511630
You dream of irl lolis, you freak
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>>83511630
we have way too many disgusting normalfags these days, thread is going to last 30 minutes tops

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I don't understand why incest is so looked down upon in human culture. I feel like if somebody wants to fuck or marry their sibling it should be allowed, as it doesn't bother anybody else. Something like having an incest baby is still something I am debating in my head because there is a bit more involved.

Am I being porn brained? Am I retarded?
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I had a dream the other day where I was a shota again, but I shrunk to a couple inches tall and then my older brother bullied me

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what would you do if you had a huge dick?

do you feel bad that some men get to live this?
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>>83510501
these men are all ugly as sin and i would not have sex with any of them no matter how much anyone pays me
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>>83510602
>With white men or white women?
Men obviously. It's a way more convenient and attractive desire from the POV of a son. Females are also gatekeepers of sex, men rarely reject a sexual advance from a woman, be it a coworker or your own mom. It would be an incest epidemic if amounts of degen moms and sons swapped places. Moms also need to put a lot more on the stake and have a lot more blockades so they usually never consider it. Sucking dick of a person you raised and whose ass you wiped doesn't really fall into a usual dynamic women find attractive (older, dominant, mature, provider etc). It's why I actually couldn't believe my mother was letting me get away with a lot of stuff and why I ultimately misread her intentions possibly.
>With blacks, it may be more of a dirty secret. With white men and indians, it may be more fantasy.
Thought about this too. Sounds plausible. If you're already doing it i'd imagine you have less reason to scour the internet and discuss on obscure forums.
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>>83507917
holy shit she gonna die
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>>83507917
being hung is the best thing inlife
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I wouldn't hate my self thats for sure.
No hate towards big dick havers and big dick enjoyers. It was all a dice roll from the start :/

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frankies got a nice booty
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>>83511666
shes a fucking plank
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almost eugenia cooney levels

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I hate myself for keep joining random discord servers like an idiot. I never learn.

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POV: Ur in prison for racism towards PoC online and this guy is your cellmate and he knows what you did. What do you do in this scenario?
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I would apologize by bending over and presenting myself to my new black massa as his inferior whiteboi fucktoy.
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>>83507721
I am not though, all my pron is BWC x ebony
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>>83507721
I would explain why I feel the way I do to him. I believe we would be able to come to an understanding with one another as many within the black community also have strong in-group preference and could probably relate to me better than most left-wingers.
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>>83508605
man you leftoids are something else. incredible
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>>83507721
Submit my boypussy to his bbc and hope he doesnt kill me after


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