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fembots, why aren't you a big fat pig yet?
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Hit me up, fat fembots ;)
I'll do my best to work harder on weight training. Hopefully, I'll also get a job again and be able to get a gym membership to work other parts of my body and lift heavier. It won't work miracles since I'm so short and losing so much, but I'm sure it'll help a bit.
Thank you for the kind words and a little pep.

They always say the thing you want gone is the last to go. Have you been incorporating weight lifting into your routine? Maybe it'll help tone the body some and get you to melt the love handle.
no way it's not a shop
I like Belly gfs but no girls here are fat. Fuck Eastern Europe.

I'd love doing that, also touch her belly when people are watching to make them jelly.
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Oh I was just talking Asian girls in general. I'm not sure about the rest of your post teenbro, but it sounds like you have some issues.

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Does anyone else hate when normies talk about bullying? You just KNOW they're the ones that never got bullied and either bullied people themselves or just stood in the sidelines not doing anything while others got their ass kicked.

And not to justify bullying in any way, but it builds character. I was a fatass and got motivated to lose weight because I kept getting my ass kicked every day. I was also a know-it-all who wouldn't shut up and became self-aware about my flaws after getting my ass kicked a few times because of it.

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Which does yours most look like?
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>Bad taste desu
I'm not really attracted to side ways dog mouths and gaping wounds with ugly flesh popping out
>You should like someone for who they are, not their body.
At this point I honestly feel I can get along find with 90% of women. I always take point in dating anyway. Most women have the same bland personality that is neither here nor there. The key to understanding women is realizing the "all women are basic thots" meme is not a meme.
>the "all women are basic thots" meme is not a meme.
>believing this
You're right maybe I lied but that's is the thing with generalizing 50% of the population. Anyway the only personality traits I look for in a women are motherly ones and brains. I have met women with with very likable idiosyncrasies but they have all been far too liberal to be the mother of my kids I'd rather have these women for friends and fucking.
Any lesbians here? Which one is your preferred puss?

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Why do women keep saying this?
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Every now and then you'll get a girl who's honest. I remember one girl on adv who said she was so glad her new bf had a big dick so she didn't have to lie about liking it.

Girls like little dicks as much as guys like loose pussy.
That sounds like most women to me. Although they certainly won't be alone, they'll find a beta male to cuck eventually through deceit and desperateness
Wrong, because men will be happy with a woman with a loose pussy and can still orgasm. Women will hate and dislike a guy with a small dick and find him a pathetic loser.
Nah, man. I think they will die alone. Tell me what man on their right mind would want to be with a woman who couldn't value themselves enough to be in a steady relationship with someone at their prime, and instead chose to fuck around with a bunch of dudes for years on end, for the sake of empty experiences and instant gratification, that lead them to have enough emotional baggage to turn them into washed up and depressed wrecks? They'll only realize what they've done once it's too late. And they will die alone. I'm pretty sure of it.
Wow, you're on /r9k/ and you still haven't heard about pathetic thirsty beta orbiters?

There is an army of faggots out there who are ready and willing to eat your poop just for the chance of licking your soles clean if you're a female.

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>it's getting worse

when will men stand up and put an end to this shit?
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We need a Hitler 2.0. And he's gotta win this time.
enjoy your well deserved schadenfreude my friend.
You know what, fuck this shit. That's it i'm done with women. Im saving up and moving to thailand, fuck the west. fuck white women and fuck america. This place turned into a whore incubator.
You're mad at the west being a whore incubator yet you're going to the world's brothel. Care to explain yourself?
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women are evil people. you wouldn't let a man treat or talk to you the way they do

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>Finally get a trap girlfriend
>Her dick is bigger than mine
>She's always horny and wanting me to wank her off and suck her dick
>Makes me completely flaccid and makes me feel like a homo

It's not gay r-right guys?
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Yeah okay thanks r9k for all your help. Now I don't even know if I'm a virgin or not and I'm violated. I shouldn't have made the thread.
Depends on how you define virginity bra
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>get into a sexual relationship with a person with a penis
>I don't want to feel gay
What kind of advice do you need right now
Well you fell for the traps aren't gay meme so maybe you fall for other 4chan memes. She (he) is a leech, and all he wants is to take advantage of you. You're just a flashlight to him, but you also pay him to take advantage of you. But if you're still hell bent on him being a girl then remember this. She is just a leech roasties, that you need to drop. You lied to your self to make you think that traps aren't gay. You don't want to be gay, and good news touching his dick doesn't turn you on so guess what you're not gay. It's your choice to drop him(male). Also you're obviously regretting this, and you don't you're not happy. That's also why you made this thread. My advice to you is either go full on dom and fuck him in the ass and refuse to blow him, or break up with him. Stop being a faggot and do the right thing.

>be me
>restaurant we go to has big bucket of peanuts on tables
>put peanuts in my pockets when no ones looking
>dinner over
>in car
>put peanuts in cup holder
>smash 2 peanuts together at a time
>first one to break loses and gets consumed
>winner fights next peanut
>family now thinks im retarded because i tried to find the genetically superior peanut
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Holy shit anon

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I would see how many smarties i could eat in a minute ....... using a chopstick instead of my fingers.
I also tried it with popcorn.
Holy fuck thats legendary
Pretty sure that's where OP copied it from.
>eat a pack of something with different flavors/colors (mms skittles, fruit snacks)
>have to make sure i end with one of each type, and then eat them all at once.
>with fruitsnacks its good cause all the flavors go well together but with mms its kinda pointless but i do it anyway.
i think when i was young my parents said something about saving the best for last when i was really young and i became obsessive about it. with everything i eat i have to make sure the last bite is good. maybe this is normal idk

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Christmas is coming up. You ready for
>look who came out of his mancave!
>anon, come say hi to your cousins!
>have a girlfriend yet?
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''H-haha, yeah no, i mean... i'm just 19, thats a bit early for a relationship? I need to... live my life and all that! Y-yeah...''
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>Were your cartoons good?
I just celebrate christmas with my parents and my grandmother.

Fuck you Uncle Kevin, you're not a good architect and I still despise you for putting the door to my room so close to the roof.
can i sit next to the little blonde? :3

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>tfw drinking alone browsing 4chan again
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>watching 80s comedy about some eccentric weirdo getting in crazy situations
>somehow the woman who first thought he was a weirdo starts to develop feelings towards him and will learn to appreciate his weirdness
>tfw depressed afterwards even though it's a comedy because nobody will ever find my strange but harmless habits interesting

I'm working hard on my flaws and I'm clearly improving, but there are some things that simply can't be fixed. I have literal asperger's syndrome, and as smart and talented I am, I'm also a real pain in the ass because I simply just don't *get* some things.
I wish I was Tom Hanks or Michael Keaton in some 80s comedy, at least then people would think I'm cute and charming when I mess up. Now they just get mad and think I'm some creep even though I'm just trying to be good person.
I might have an issue with alcohol, and I can't really convince myself it's truly an issue.
Had the annual Christmas party with work yesterday and we were eating at some place. I ended up drinking 5.5 liters of beer and as the night progressed, so did my discomfort. I considered not going in the first place, but gave it a shot. I don't have anything in common with any of them. No real interests or anything - they are all established with kids, house and the normal life one would expect based on their work position. The few that aren't, are generally "find yourself and if it makes you happy, it can't be wrong".

I get ruder and more obnoxious, more carefree about what I say and my social limitations shows themselves fully.
I'm like a social child at this point. I missed out on some crucial learning experiences which most people got during the natural development. I will always be behind, and at best catch up to someone else falling behind too - just not as much.

The pay is good though :^)
Not him, do you have a heater or anything? Do you actually let yourself get fucking cold in the winter? Like to the point where your hands and feet get cold? It could be hypothermia. It does wierd shit to the brain. I know from reading and from experience due to being homeless. People that get lost in mountains often refuse hot water upon being rescued, suspecting it to be poisoned. They have to be held down and force fed so that they don't freeze to death. Me personally, on particularly cold nights on the street I found myself wanting to get warm by any means. Whether it be breaking the covers on lights to put my hands on them, or finding someone and beating them until they couldn't move so that I could drink their blood.

Luckily I never did it, or I'd be in prison instead of at a computer. Stay warm dude.
atleast some girls approached you.
t. 25 khv
>I get ruder and more obnoxious, more carefree about what I say and my social limitations shows themselves fully.
Atleast it rubs you in the right way. The more i drink the more i become depressed and avoidant of other people.

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What's the most degenerate thing you have ever witnessed, and why it's Alien Breeders?
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And you guys know what's the worst thing of all of this?
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The artist's fucking name is Rosita Amici, a woman made this, a fucking woman
hi yes please kill yourself thanks
>Rosita Amici
>Rosey Friends

You can't make this shit up.
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The foreign aliens look quite hot.

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Welcome to the /r9k/ Secret Santa Thread!
Previous thread: >>41813259

>How does it work?
People will post their Amazon wishlist link according to the instructions below. People who enter the thread may post their list at will, and it is your decision to gift who you want.
>Does my address get shown?
Your city and state, and shipping name. Refer to the instruction image below. Shipping name can be anything you want.
>How will I know if something has been bought for me?
Items disappear off your list after being purchased. You can also go to your list, press Filter and Sort, then select Purchased.
>Will the information of the gifter be shown to the recipient?
No, all of your information will be protected. The recipient will not see any info.
>How can I post my Wishlist without being blocked by the filter?

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The only people that woke up were trolls like you. There were no conflicts til you fucks showed up.
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Discord: discord gg/8DyPnvG
Come join for the conversation, friends.
fuck discord and fuck you, fucking normalfag
I don't delete them, I deleted the first one by mistake. I haven't deleted anything since then.

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Post your non-feels. I still believe that feeling nothing is infinitely worse than feeling bad. At least when you feel bad you have an enemy to attack, a target to meet.

When you feel nothing, ever, what is there to attack?

Youngest professor ever hired by UC in Berkeley
A short-lived position
He resigned in '69 with no apology
Without an explanation given
Social anxiety multiplied silently
Disconnected entirely from society
Built a cabin, became a survivalist
Rejected electricity and modern sciences
He cooked his dinner in a fire pit
And watched the stars from afar where Orion sits

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>mom knocks on the door
>enters anyway (fucking bitch)
>"anon why are you watching Bruce Willis like that" (her exact words)
>"I'm want to see your files on your computer, anon."
>she asks me to get out

Now I'm downstairs waiting to her to see my fucking files in my room with my own computer, what do I do?
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the truth shall set you free anon.

But it's complicated. I mean it's not even porn, just hairlines but she probaly understood I'm jacking off to it, which makes it even harder to admit.
Say its for photoshop
Thanks but it's too late, she already confronted me about why I was jacking it to my "heavily receding hairlines" folder and said I'm going to use the family's computer from now on.
I'm already 19 for Christ's sake I can have my own computer and do what I fucking want with it.
Tell her to fuck off and leave your business alone? Why is it her business what you do on *your* computer *you* bought?
Alternately tell her you want to see the files on her computer too

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who wanna be my gf?
efseewrwer yes!
holy fuck he looks way too much like me, except the stupid haircut

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Room thread

Post your comfy Saturday night lonely dwelling, robots.
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>tfw ywn make a legposting trap your personal bitch
That looks comfy.

Which one is the bf?
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>tfw no FOSS bf
Why live even?
Some excellent taste in this jpg

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