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Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays, /r9k/!

I have too many Steam keys from too many charity bundles, so I'm going to give away some games for free.

List of Available Games:
https://pastebin.com/RsU95wm0

Simply post:
>(1) a game that you want from the Pastebin list,
>(2) a short description of who you are and why you want that game,
>and (3) a throwaway email for me to send you the Steam key.
Please put some effort into (2), so that if anybody tries to trick me and get multiple games, then they'll at least be putting effort into fooling me.

If someone else has already claimed your choice, then please pick again.
If Humble Bundle gives me an error, then please pick again.

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>>83512702
thxxxx you are the goat man
merry xmas!
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>>83512789
Portal Knights is now in your inbox.

>>83512795
Pillars of Eternity should now be in your inbox.
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>>83513101
THANK YOU OP! Happy Holidays and Happy New Year!
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>>83513101
thanks anon happy new year
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Guess I'll bump. Some anons still need to get some cheer before the year is over!

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I saw this sharply expressed post and I wonder if it was an overreaction or if he's right.

>>>/wsr/1552723
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>>83513926
Probably your post, but I'm on board for it either way. Seems based
>im too cool and laid back to worry about anything including the ongoing decay of western civilization. just have fun bro
Hedonism isn't a bad cope under the circumstances, so I don't hold it against them

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>Post Christmas edition
>THESE SECRET SANTA THREADS HISTORICALLY RUN UNTIL JANUARY 1st. THERE ARE STILL GIFTS TO RECEIVE AND THE COLLAGE TO BE FINISHED.

Question For The Thread:
How was your Christmas, anons?
Previous Thread: >>83485069

>How does it work?
People will post their Amazon wishlist link according to the instructions below. People who enter the thread may post their list, and it is your decision to gift who you want.
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===[FAQ:]===
READ THE FAQ BEFORE ASKING QUESTIONS
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>Does my address get shown?
Your city and state, and shipping name. Refer to the instruction image below. Shipping name can be anything you want.

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>>83509534
what a lovely movie that was
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join late so didnt get to see all the kino, was a good watch, picrel is tomorrows kino.
posting has been difficult for me, also retiring for the night too, last bump from me
>>83509955
yeah tho honestly the music I like wont be on the radio much so, just gonna mostly use it as a portable solar charge battery for my phone
>>83511157
sadness, its about closing time for the festive season, idk what to look forward to after this is over till next year
>>83511400
>stay comfy, healthy, and festive.
still working on the healthy part and most my festive energy is used, all I got is comfy vibes now
>>83512216
>DELIBIRD
why do you like delibird so much? hes a red penguin in my eyes so im clueless to his charm
>>83512871
another anon sick from the holidays, rip
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>>83512871
If it's the same superflu we had over here I know a few people who got really fucked up by it, with some even going to the hospital to get help
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>>83512871
>>83513677
Flu A (H3N2) is rampant this year. However, we vaccinated for Flu B (Victoria lineage) so no one is immune to this one. I had it 2 weeks ago, wasn't terrible.
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>>83513782
well the one people here have been getting, a couple of my relatives got pneumonia from it, and my brother was coughing up blood, so it seems rough
glad Ive avoided it so far either way

>graduated uni 2 years ago
>zero job offers despite applying nearly 24/7
what the fuck am i supposed to do? ive been at this for nearly everyday, not even "entry" level jobs and retail will respond to me.
my only option is construction work now which i dont want to do because i went to school to avoid that. if i was just gonna end up blue collar i wouldve dropped out of hs. all i want is some retarded office job where i type mindlessly on a computer in an air conditioned room and pretend to be busy, but i cant even get that. idk what the fuck to do now, if it was my choice id live my life as a neet but im still with my parents and i dont have any escape
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>>83513982
i somehow doubt many companies need a philosophy graduate

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why do autists and bpdemons get together so often?
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>>83513956
I've already had one throw themselves at me after something with their former fiance, was into it until she posted about fucking a stranger and I noped out.

Still, pretty fascinating seeing how they will literally throw themselves at people to even bordering on sexual harassment. I will thank her for at the very least giving me a crumb of validation, if only the infidelity or potential for it wasn't there lol.
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>>83513954
>Are there ways to single out the "good ones"?
Yeah but I can't explain it well. I can usually tell within an hour of talking to one how stable they are. The more magnified they seem the less stable they are, probably. If they're instantly saying things like "you're exactly what I need" or "I could love someone like you" or sending nudes/initiating sex right off the bat, they're probably not stable. Fresh self harm means unstable, old self harm doesn't mean much. If they straight up tell you that they're going to hurt you, trust them. If you get a bad vibe, trust it.
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>>83513810
>is EVERY single one ran through/former whore or current whore?
it kind of depends on your threshold for whore. if it's like 100+ actual sexual partners then not necessarily, there are some who just go through a series of ill-fated relationships and don't rack up a super high bodycount. but stuff like whoring herself out online regularly for attention? yeah they all do that. there's also the ones that end up as trans-men or claim to be asexual, etc., so those may also not fit the usual whore stereotype
>>83513903
>Going from "I love you forever" to "I hate you die" gives whiplash. When it's bad, it's really bad. A lot of personal attacks, really vicious stuff.
I think I could deal with toxicity, but getting ignored for months out of the blue for no reason (just quiet bpd things) is something I can't handle.
>>83513954
>Are there ways to single out the "good ones"?
They're only the good ones because they're good at pretending to be the good ones.
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>>83514019
>getting ignored for months out of the blue for no reason
The only time that's ever happened to me we had an agreement in place beforehand that it was fine for either of us to do that
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>>83514019
>I think I could deal with toxicity, but getting ignored for months out of the blue for no reason (just quiet bpd things) is something I can't handle.

Yeah the silence would have me really anxious, it's just a bunch of "I don't know" happening

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Dear Women,

I don't resent you anymore. I think you're a hater and a scumbag and a liar. You always make shit up to try to get someone to sympathize with you. Honestly though, you're a callous piece of shit. Supporting women is the most inorganic institutionally enforced discriminatory hypocrite bullshit of all time. You have never been right, even a little bit. I detest any society that rewards validates or even talks nicely about you.
>Last Thread:
>>83511172
>Song of the Day:
https://youtu.be/y8VfziFZMGY?si=GTtLoBeln98CaoLf
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>>83513460
that would be really awesome thank you. my christmas was very good i cant wait for new years because i will drink myself silly in my room and eat food. what are your plans?
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>>83513501
>my christmas was very good
I'm glad to hear that friend, did you go somewhere or visit family? I visited some family and it was nice.
>i cant wait for new years because i will drink myself silly in my room and eat food. what are your plans?
Well i'll probably not do a whole lot, maybe order some chinese food, watch the ball drop and either play a game while listening to an audiobook or work on something. I don't drink alcohol so, it won't be quite the same but we're two peas in a pod so to speak.
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>>83513501
>that would be really awesome thank you.
You're silly friend. lol, honestly i don't even eat mcdonalds anymore. If I knew you irl i'd say we should go to one of the local food joints around. There are still some places that aren't slop. I'm in the mood for thai lately, or sushi! Or some quality rustic food.
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>>83513623
i did not go anywhere or do much but i ate a lot of nice food and watched tv and that is my idea of a good time. chinese food is really good it sounds like you will have a very nice time i think i will order something similar or just pizza because both are good
>>83513652
all of those places sound awesome i only ever eat mcdonalds once in a while so this would be really nice i would accept your offer with joy
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>>83513884
> i did not go anywhere or do much but i ate a lot of nice food and watched tv
Well that's nice friend, what kind of food/show was it? Have I heard of it? I feel like chinese is fine for new years. There's also some yummy steakhouses and buffets, but i wouldn't go to there alone. That's something for when you go out.
>all of those places sound awesome i only ever eat mcdonalds once in a while so this would be really nice i would accept your offer with joy
I think I want to try a cruise dinner sometime again. Maybe one day when I'm not stressed about saving up money.

the neet gap year is over
high on dxm this is my laste hoorah
fuckkk im getting a job new years
enjoy your neetdom its a privilege.
last post on hear for a while, love you guys
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You seems like guy who loves nice art, lets talk?
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Ive done dxm three times. All three times were fun
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>>83513930
sure, what do you wanna talk abot??
>>83513938
like my 7th time, fucckkk so good
what plateau did you hit?

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Whenever i talk to a woman i notice their eyes are 100% locked on, i don't get this from talking to guys.

Whats the reason behind it? my cashier does it to me, if i look at her eyes, its locked on me and she doesnt break it, and the longest i lasted was 6 seconds i was just testing her today and after 7 seconds of her eyes locked on me i broke eye contact. its just fucking weird to me, i tried it with other women and they all do this shit, 100% eye contact all women do this
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>>83514052
Locking eyes with other men feels like we're about to kill each other

do you have resolutions nonnys? mine is to stop drinking if i can mayb convinc my old fren to listen to me ramble again n more and to fast until i am snatched with a flat tmmuy so im not insecure when goin outside
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>>83513953
Overall any improvements to myself
Maybe socialize a little more
and if I can manage I'd like to mic chat with random players, who knows maybe I'd find a new friend.

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please for the love of god pray for me lads
i actually like this girl a lot
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>>83513792
sending you my best wishes, anon
here's hoping she agrees and you two have an absolutely fantastic time, i hope you got some places already thought out
good luck, brother
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>>83513825
it will only work if hes white and shes asian
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>>83513844
what a weird take. i'm white and all of my gf's have been white with the exception of one latina
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>>83513863
https://youtu.be/TrQypgLPnps?si=_Y2IenAPDRm2sFo5
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>>83513825
thanks lad
>>83513844
im white, shes white, shes extremely pretty and im pretty sure shes already lost interest in me

i love eating pills
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https://youtu.be/TrQypgLPnps?si=_Y2IenAPDRm2sFo5

drugs are dangerous
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>>83514036
i love not sleeping
imagine going to a coma for a quarter of your day
snoozechuds btfo

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Premenstrual Dysphoric Disorder

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I deserve a tall, gorgeous girlfriend
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So pic not related then?
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>>83513973
I'll give you a lightly chubby single mom. That's the best I can do.
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>>83513990
uhhhhh, hmm lemme think here. Can you make her 4'9" with an ankle tattoo?

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This board has sucked for so long. Show your appreciation for the current popular /r9k/ lolcow.
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Telling sufemacist it's past her bedtime
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making sufemacist watch more moid ragebait on tiktok

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fill this out
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>>83513958
Here you go dude, I'm too tired for this.
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>>83513987
Even though some are missing, I think this one is better


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