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Is this /r9k/'s movie
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>underrated movie
too bad it came out at the same time as paul blart - this was a seriously dark flick
looks fun I'll watch it thx

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Don't feel too bad about being an abnormal social outcast. You were raised to be it. If your dad raised you right and if you had a healthy relationship with your mother I assure you you wouldn't be like this. So don't be mad at you,be mad at your parents. They made you this way.
jokes on you i have grown up in a large happy family
My mom was a helicopter parent and my dad was in the navy so he was away a lot, but it's not like they didn't try to raise me properly. I'm just an indecisive coward.
I came from terrible circumstances but came out pretty well. There's no point blaming other people for your faults, when it's only you that can change them now. Some people get dealt a shit hand, but it's really just down to how you play them.

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Whats your personality?
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welp. don't really get the sadistic thing
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Fuck I did not want histrionic results.
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what I expected to see
Any /borderline/ bros here?
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Paranoid and depressed, well shit.

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Is it okay to fuck a girl's butthole without a condom? What about cumming inside her butthole?
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Incorrect, HIV is spread by liquid i.e. blood, breast milk, male and females ejaculate thats it man
There's a pussy right next door so I don't see why but you got dubs so you're right I guess
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>fuck a girl in her pussy
>get her pregnant

>fuck a girl in her ass
>doesn't get her pregnant

Hmm, tough choice (not).
Alright man ill answer since you asked, now when you mean clean did you mean as in sti's clean or as in she wiped her ass clean?
Faggot, enjoy you're AIDS.

Why is abstaining from sex until marriage becoming less popular?
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Yeah because I want pictures of my wife's pussy floating around the internet from guys it didn't work with. You have to get out of the mentality that you will be a girl's first anything.
I mean, we have proof the Romans did it a shit ton and they were pretty patriarchal for a civilized Western society, more so than medieval Europe.

because marriage is a joke lol
>Especially if they're already dragged down by addiction/compulsion/dependency spurred on by this philosophy
do you know the hedonistic calculus?
it's the basic hedonistic principle of epicurus that states that you should shoose the actions that lead to the highest luck netto outcome
this means that you should not do something pleasurable (overeating, alcohol) if it leads to a less pleasurable outcome (obesety, hangover) then not doing that thing and should stand through doing something that is negatively pleasurable (work, helping a friend) if it leads to more pleasure (food and shelter, a friend and help in the future)

plus most branches of henoism either contain a part about quality of pleasure and working for the greater pleasure
you should get out of the mentality of being beta

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this makes it 4 edition
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Use your imagination. if you have one
Yes you should abandon it, but if you can't then watch amateur stuff, much more genuine as the people involved enjoy the reciprocal pleasure giving/taking. But really if you physically can't stop then you're addicted and you should seek help.
One of them doesnt even talk just runs around screaming and shitting his pants
That's not it.
It's just that they are so bad at acting that I almost feel insulted.
Cheers mate.

Yep - a few messaged me but they're looking for a beta-provider sucker. Not taking it too seriously anyway.

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Daily reminder :

Anzu is a whore
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I bet I could haggle to 2 or 3 hundred.
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> you father

>how do you feel that your daughter is fucking trash?
>asians getting a chick

not even mad, I support the gook.
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extremely HOT
I have been muted for 32 seconds, because my comment was not original.
You're muted! You cannot post until 03/17/18 17:39:55, 4 seconds from now
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>thanks to Anzu's being a whore, I get to see her butt

Wouldn't have it any other way.

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I think I got a bf.
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Well we've hung out and fooled around and he wants to hang out more.
You're very welcome.
How/where did you meet him?
Are yu a girl(female)
he's obviously a gay(faggot) by those posts and the anime pictures you idiot

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Was she our gal, guys?


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>people die
>obviously the elephant is innocent
these tears taste like a fine wine. I hope more die.

Sympathy matters a lot too, at least as much as empathy if not more so.
Obviously, I'd try to wrestle it
literally anything else hon
there's no such thing as excessive sympathy or empathy.

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post your favorites and discuss
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Other than some of the books, but yes. I don't think that was bold or daring for the time, though.
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r8 my shti goys
reddit tier taste anon
how gay are you
Niggas blowing on a tube. Confirmed gay XD
I play the clarinet my guy

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Who /braces/ here? I got mine last week and I absolutely hate it. I'm an 23 yo male but look like I'm 12 now.
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got mine at 28
Used to have them.
Got called a nerd a lot.
Every time they were tightened I wantedo to die from the pain. It felt like all of your teeth were being pulled out one by one.
Two years of that.
Cost a fuckload.
I would rather die than go through that again.
Still retainer cucked?
What about the result? Did it improve your teeth/jaw significantly?
So why didn't you get them when you were supposed to?

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V Street mosque downtown

Sacramento, CA
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you owe us all altcoin reperations
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May God have mercy upon his soul.
Wasnt it supposed to be yesterday? Was it rescheduled?
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No. Not until someone goes and pranks his funeral or something.
I prolly an hero soon too anon, unless you can spare me som crypto?

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it seems like every time robots talking about their experiences with fembots it's always them ghosting for no reason. should we start exchanging names of the ghosters and killing them for being so rude? i think it's a good idea
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Oh I see.
When I say ghosting I'm meaning like, talking more than once, for a few weeks or so, and then just disappearing.
If it's just talking once then vanishing it's not the same level of bad

>You seem like a good person, you won't have trouble finding someone to talk to.
Unfortunately, I do have trouble finding someone to talk to who actually wants to swap pictures and such.
Even the people who think I am a good and nice person ghost for whatever reason. I'm concerned the latest one is dead, they haven't come back on for a month after we last spoke. And coincidentally we sent pics then! But I don't think that's the reason they seemed not put off

Awkward or not, worrying that people are dead or that something bad has happened or feeling shit cause you don't know what you did is very bad. It is much better to just know and feel bad than to not know and feel bad
Robots cant handle rejection at all, they usually sperg out just as bad and rant about Chad.
Robots are rarely fat though
unless they're fembots kek
then they're usually whales

yeah you really can't compare men to woman in this situation. men would only ghost the worst of the worst, girls ghost everything but the best, there's a difference.

A girl once told a anon that she was gonna ghost him if he didn't have a deep voice, that's how picky girls can afford to be, while all a guy is asking is that you aren't fat.

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Does anyone get angry when they see other people happy, especially if they're in a relationship?
For example, I get really annoyed whenever I see two people happily walking down the street together, or if one of my friends is on a date with a girl.

Anyone else get this feel?

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currently drinking a blend of orange, blood orange, mandarin and lemon juice with a bit of brown sugar and a generous shot and a half of Seagram's Vodka. delicious as all fuck
post your poison, robots
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why can't you drink anymore?
just got another job offer, this one with a firm start date. not sure if I should wait for the first one I already accepted to get back to me, or just take this other one
never liked jameson, tastes way too grainy
currently watching APS
from his description, a level 2 prison sounds best. less violence and lockdowns, and an actual release date, but without the barely paid labor and plenty of rec time
hey Ill drink some G&Ts later with Seagram's gin a Fever Tree tonic water
thought Im sick right now, the alcohol has been irritating my throat a bit
IMO, for a gin and tonic it's better to go with a higher quality gin (I really like Hendricks myself), the tonic really doesn't matter as much. also, try adding some fresh mint and sliced cucumber, improves the flavor and helps settle one's stomach
I actually have some Hendrick's too, it's super good but I'm running low
Seagram's really surprised with how drinkable it was considering the price, maybe I'm a plebe

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