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Dreadful questions.

>"so what are you're hobbies, anon?"
>"why don't you have a girlfriend?"
>"What are you're goals, anon?

What are some dreadful questions you get, anons?
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>>47653278
I have Asperger Syndrome. I just give people the same answer for everything.
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these threads are called bone chilling sentences newfren
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>>47653278
My opinions are so absurd and unsupportable to the outside world that every question seems like a hit peice .

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I always have piss stains in my boxers, theyre always fucking wet. doesn't matter how many times I shake the fucking thing after im done peeing it still happens.
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>>47652470
Lol no everyone does that
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>>47651846
Take some toilet paper to wipe the last drop anon
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>>47652470
All civilized people do this. OP is just a degenerate.
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>>47652470
There are those who will call you gay or some other slur for it...

But fuck them, i like my dick not being covered in piss. If doing that makes me gay then i guess i'm just gay.
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Press that soft spot under your dick between your ass cheeks and do the jerk off movement twice. Never spilled a drop after I discovered

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>tfw no Pam gf
it hurts
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>>47649202
>wanting a pam gf and not a jim bf
honestly
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>Hey Anon! Wanna come join us?
What do?
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>>47649202
Best TV gf is a Laura Palmer gf by far. Just if she were a bit less slutty.
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>>47653154
but originally and unironically
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>>47653154
Join you in what?

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Hey fembots, how do you feel about the fact that if you don't have an innie pussy, you are literally worthless?
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>>47653241
>thinspo forever
literally best girl
where to find some like you in my local area?
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>>47653184
And the smell.
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>>47652808
Oh no, fat pussy, how gross
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>>47653402
>t. virgin
if you ever fucked one, you'd know that a fat pussy actually is gross
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>>47653397
Based on what? Her pussy always smelled like flowers. My girlfriend before her actually did have an outie and it constantly smelled like tuna.

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how do i stop crying at everything

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>that awkward moment when bae sends u an apo meme
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>>47653165
>normalfags have discovered apu
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When the memes are lit and it on point! Lmao
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>>47653234
things will be ok fren
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"Facebook has a new meme, and the couple's are loving it." ...
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>>47653413
"it's sad twitter frog's younger brother!"

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This is Ciara "The Irish Lass" Horrin.

Say something nice about her.
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>>47653093
I don't see any on the legs.
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>>47652711
>>47652811
if you gotta cut always use a sharp razor and also glue the wounds with super glue after your fit of self hatred as ended

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lWQn13aBdIY
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>>47652275
she look every fun to be around
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>>47653222
Totally new and exciting. I did those with a kitchen knife like a decade ago. Barely visible during the daytime as I posted before.
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>>47653239
Only crazy girls are the good ones in bed. Normie bitches are flat af very rarely worth it unless you are past 35 and want a family.

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Do you blame your parents for how you turned out? If so, how did you come to forgive them?
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>>47653076
Jeez that's fucked, sorry man
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>>47651884
>Do you blame your parents for how you turned out?
Yes
>If so, how did you come to forgive them?
>Implying
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>>47651884
No. They are probably the best kind of parents one could have. I just feel sorry for them that I became like this.
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>>47652626
Alright, I read it. Now what?
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>>47651884
>Do you blame your parents for how you turned out?
They tried to have a kid before me and it died at birth, that was their one and only warning not to create more life, now I'm here.
>If so, how did you come to forgive them?
>implying I'll forgive anybody that ignored any and every warning in pursuit of the selfish and unnecessary want of having a son.
At least I was too young to go through the abusive part of my mums life, unfortunately my sisters got hurt regularly, she's still a narcissistic, emotional abuser though.
Because of getting my genetics from an abuser and a manipulator I'm more or less hardwired to constantly want to destroy or dominate others and their social circles while never seeming to be the problem with the group, I've done this to almost every group I've been part of, I almost wish I didn't find it as entertaining as I do.

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Can we get an ENTP thread going? I need to relate and we also need a discord.
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>>47651791
>only when they're for sitcoms
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_V2sBURgUBI
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>>47649782
ESTP reporting. Life's easy when you're a Chad.
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is karl pilkington an intp?
is ricky gervais an entp?
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>>47653211
Karl pilkington is an istp with an iq of around 89.
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>>47653228
why do you say hes an istp?

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Why is there such a difference in masculinity and sexual prowess between whites and blacks?
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>>47653249
>they instead of their

Why are niggers so fucking illiterate?
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>>47653249
You forgot the hectors
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They were bred like horses then released to a future where they are all raised by gangs and kill whitey music. of course.

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>be me two years ago
>lonely depressed bastard, fucked up in the head from a horrible long term relationship break up, just starting a shit retail job after 8 months unemployment

I fell for the meme
>work hard at job, become sales manager in 6 months, offered deputy manager in 8 but turned it down
>as sales manager store went from middle to shit to best performing in the whole country twice
>got better job, immediately made retail supervisor of really terribly performing store
>currently top performing store in country past three months
>get put in charge of site membership sales last month cause they were so shit
>currently best performing sales in south of the country
>have reputation as a charismatic,radical and risk taking sales manager than everyone gets on with
>haven't had a woman show the slightest inclination towards me the entire 2 years

>currently a more wealthy less depressed lonely bastard

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Post ITT in this thread and you will get a girlfriend by Saturday morning.
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>>47646595
I need someone in my life, dont lie to me OP. MY friend told me to go hook up with the fat bitch from subway that was asking about me, now my ball are light but my heart is heavy. She introduced me to her son and ask when we'll me again. I don't want to date some fat black bitch that works at subway


I'm not a normie, dony reee me off my board
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>>47646595
I guess that now I have to wait until saturday evening before killing myself

cool, thanks OP
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>>47646595
get me out of this shithole
originally
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youre a liar op
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Why should I post here, I have a great girlfriend already and her pusspusss is squishing me sooooo good

>tfw you got bullied by a girl

Bitch knew I was weak in the inside and put me down by saying I have no friends and laughed in my face. I never did anything to her I was only nice and polite to her.
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>>47648939
It's like my japanese animes!

oooooriginial
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>>47651402
you pretty much told a girl you had no friends by not going to prom of course shes going to laugh at you what were you thinking was going to happen mate
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>>47651073
>>47651549

I NEED to know the source of this. Image search brings up nothing but line art and random photos.
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>>47653127
Update: Source is First Love Limited.

Does finding source on my own make me a man?
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>>47653127
The manga/anime is called Hatsukoi Limited.

I'm not sure if I have hearing loss or not.

I can hardly understand the Irish and English accent.
Its hard to follow. Words just fly by my ears. It's mainly older people I can't understand.

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Why the fuck does everyone suck at video games. Why do I have grandmasters in my ranked games feeding their fucking brains out doing some stupid ass shit can't land autos fucking fighting in titan like a fucking brainless shit what the fuck """""""""''GRANDMASTERS"""""" DUDE HOW HOW HOW WHY DO I LOSE ELO BECAUSE YOU SUCK AT THIS GAME HOW ARE YOU A GRANDMASTER WHEN YOU ARE WORSE THAN LIKE 80% OF THE PEOPLE I PLAY WITH MOTHER FUCKER YOU SPEND ALL DAY P;LAYING THIS FUCKING GAME WASTING YOUR LIFE AWAY TO BECOME A FUCKING GRAND GODDAMNED MASTER AND YOU STILL PLAY LIKE A CONSOLE PLAYER FUCK OUT OF MY GODDAMNED MOTHER FUCKING FACE
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I don't know who's baiting who at this point
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>>47648410
:( People aren't playing online games well enough for you? I feel so sad. I hurt for you, really my dude. You know, when I get drunk and fuck around in online games I always feel so bad for the people who are taking it seriously and are trying their hardest to accomplish something in their lives.

I'm sorry bro, I don't mean to fuck around and play mind games with you. It just happens because you're a crybaby bitch ass pussy ass faggot. I can't help but do terribly on purpose just to piss you off. You're just taking these stupid video games so seriously that I have to fuck with you the entire time you're on.

Maybe if you were better it wouldn't matter. Get good you fucking noob.
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>>47649401
From my experience, those who whinge the most about their team being bad are usually not very good themselves, but can't admit it so they resort to blaming it on other people.
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>>47648410
I don't what game you're talking about but i bet it's for stupid faggots
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>>47653011
Read the thread, it absolutely is.


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