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>tfw read the other day that having suicidal thoughts at least once a week isn't normal and is considered to be a serious issue
>tfw have suicidal thoughts at least every few hours for the past 5 years
I dont actually wanna kill myself, these thoughts just come in my head. Am I fucked guys?
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No, Probably just mildly autistic.

Every time I'm at a balcony or something I can't help but think of jumping off and killing myself for the lols. If it's really bay go see a doctor or something
high place phenomenon/call of the void
I think about suicide at least 5 times a day. I fetishize it. I know I'll never do it but sometimes it's all I want.

lets be honest, guys like us are at a higher risk than normals
2 times a day here. For 10 years now.

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A wise man on /sp/ once said,
"There is no Thomas Goatius Braddius, an image of him exists-
There is an idea of Braddius exists but he's something you can't touch or see
- there is no such a man"
more like brappius lol

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Post honestly
>tfw incel
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I'm a physically attractive incel
Genetic trash, but at least I get welfare as compensation for it :^)
wtf is this tier list? Percentages are totally wrong.

I'm volcel so normie tier I suppose

This is an old image.

Does not compute
Superior genetics even if they dont have as good genetics as the gigachad even with the genetic dilution the offspring will all be full blown chads or staceys its not the hard to figure out why they do it

What are some absolute soiboy terms?
I'll start
>He's good people
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I have friends that unironically talk like that and it makes me want to die
spotting a newfriend has never been easier
>heh talk about living rent free in his head
>Thanks for the gold kind stranger

Also using the term >y'all when its not in your vernacular.
yankees that do that are trying to copy niggers
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In order to sound more """folksy""" and """authentic""" and not like the anesthetized hiveminded insectoid fucks that they actually are.
I love how easy it is to trigger these dumbass douchebags though with edgelord shit like pic related.

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What the fuck is 6996? Russian people do some compilations of gore videos and at the end of video they put this japanese or some other asian language shit (pic related). Why this exists and what's the meaning and story behind it???

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What drugs are you taking today anons? Any plans? Any big dreams? I'm low on Dexedrine and pot, so I'll be hitting the whiskey later.
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Anon who suffers from insomnia thanks to a medicine im on called prednisone.

Lmao @ you trying to go to sleep on benadryl

What's next, melatonin?

Take a Z drug or a benzo m8.
tapering benzos. down to 2x 0.125mg now. fuck me i want to die.
I usually dont use meth as much as I did yesterday (and certainly never dosed anywhere near as late in the day as I dud yesterday) so I underestimated how fucking stimmed I was, since i can usually fall asleep normally with no help on meth days. Also I took Benadryl instead of etizolam even though I knew it was less likely to work because i really hate to take benzos but especially etizolam
My aunt has a pill dealer and she gets a xanax for a dollar each and takes 10 a day, sucks on all 10 of them at once, says sucking on them will make it go in her bloodstream faster, she has no plans to stop, I'm guessing he'll get arrested one day and the withdrawals will kill her.

Could always be worse for you.
But can she still function normally in society? On benzos I'm a complete zombie with no interest in anything, and it a nervous train wreck without them.

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I made a personal use vpn (meaning nobody else is gonna use it, leave me alone mods) to get around my uni's internet filter

is it working?

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Femanons, why don't you follow your urge to get nude in public?
yeah those are pretty small hooters
haha the old man in the background pretending to look at something else
Because I could get assaulted. It's also illegal and very cold here.

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Just got a rejection email from McDonalds

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not a single female has even shown the slightest bit of affection to me and im 18
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I was the same. An actual autist loser who always listened to rock music and didn't socialise with people. Then I got to college. Got into patrician metal. Got the metal mindset, lost interest in chicks, I only cared about finding black as fvck metal bands. Eventually hook up with hot as fuck metal chick in college. Shit was cash but she was a normie poser so she dumped me.
Was devastated for 2 years but I was enjoying metal to the fullest. It's been on and off since she dumped me 4 years ago or so. I've had sex with 8 chicks one of which was a 7 month relationship.
Just stop watching anime because you will never be kaneki or sasuke, in my case, bro. Bloack metal is the next step from anime.
Feels O-K.
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hmm if this is true then my autism may have saved me several times. the few times in my life a girl has showed interest in me I have just avoided it at all costs.
Underage b&
Your 18 who cares
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Fucking hate idiots like you, makin true metal black metal people look like shit.
Was the same way dude, I was a skinny pale antisocial teenager who constantly got into fights with everybody and spent my time orbiting 7/10 classmates. didn't lose my virginity untill years of going to the gym and trying to be a better person in general. Focus on improving yourself and the attention will follow, really

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Non-incels, post sexual experiences of yours ITT to rile up the resident incels.
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there are no virgins and losers on 4chan any more
this is normieville now
being on 4chan is the hip cool thing nowadays
Says the newfag who found 4chan after being kicked off r/incels
I don't think being on 4chan is cool or hip. I think that this is fucking sad, and I can't wait for the day I don't have the need to come back to this place anymore.
or maybe the users change? when I came here 5 years ago I was an actual virgin NEET shut in with piss bottles in my bedroom. now I'm in law school and have fucked a few girls including a perfect 10
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>lose virginity to girl I met on tinder
>she becomes my gf for 7 months
>breaks up with me

>random tinder girl lets me tie her up and sucks my cock
>different (fat) tinder girl invites me to her place and we fuck

>become friends with ex I lost my virginity to
>become friends with her new gf
>they come over and we get shitfaced
>find out they are looking for a 3rd
>fuck both of them in my tiny bed
>my parents hear and don't know what the fuck is going on
>they want to come over every thursday
>this has been going on for three weeks

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I'm from a different board, but I came here because I just need to get this off my chest

Fuck you faggots
You've ruined this site
Every board is infected with incel cancer, bringing up RoAsTiEs in threads where it's pointless. I mainly use the hobby boards and there's no fucking reason to bring up sex, women, or loneliness on them. You destroy threads just to try to further your shitty propaganda, but everyone that isn't on /r9k/ hates you

We just don't know how to make you go away at this point

Even jannies have given up cleaning your shitstain posts on unrelated boards because they'd be deleting a never ending stream of shit

Bringing back /r9k/ was a mistake
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>newfag gets called a newfag
>no u
just accept that you are a newfag
I would unironically wear that shirt in public
Fuck you, i'm from /diy/ and /o/ and i can't escape your bullshit even on those boarda

Just calling someone a newfag doesn't make you correct
The absolute worst thing to happen to this site
I've been here for a long ass time now and 4chan has always been full of gatekeeping losers (see 3DPD, tits or gtfo, etc; all ancient memes). Normalfags and women were at best tolerated. Now the only reason I post here anymore is to tell you normies and roasties to get the fuck out and stay the fuck out.
There's a difference between hazing and bringing up roasties on my hobby home boards

We bring up "tits or gtfo" when a bitch outs herself, we don't fit it into every thread we can for the hell of it

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Everything in your life would improve if you started to view humans as the lesser animals that they are. People are mindless cattle and they love to be treated as such.
this is so relatable. I should've dubbed the sheeple for the cattle that they are!
shut up you wannabe jew
I should be able to violently rape and then dismember your mum in the name of supra-animalistic self actualisation
Hello Avi. Having a nice day?
>girl starts talking shit
>imagine her on a farm being treated like cattle, or having all her limbs removed and being used as a fleshlight
>nothing she says gets to me and I even start smiling
There's truth in this

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Daily reminder that men lusting after young women is a good thing. Men evolved to find fecund traits interesting because this would give a male seaking monogomy the best chance at producing as many viable offspring as possible.
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While you are theoretically correct your mind is sickly and far from the same attitude that traditional men held towards younger women. You're unlike the normie not because you've rediscovered some old paradigm, but because you are trying to retroactively experience the joy others had but you didn't feel in your teenage years. You are a necrophiliac
>be a male
>a girl flashes her pussy
>is this what all those poems were about?
>how do i marry this 16 year old?
>"Young women" must mean less than 18 or even children

Brainlet NPCs detected
>be """"male"""""
>shack up with young teen out of lust and to satiate your own desires
>children come out retarded due to mal nourishment and become losers due to being raised by a young dumb bimbo
>setting your children up for failure like this
Nice shifting of the goalposts, tard.

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Why am I always hit on by the boys I never like?
I can always see 'em coming, from the left or from the right

I don't want to be a priss, I'm just tryna be polite
But it always seems to bite me in the...

Ask me for my number, yeah, you put me on the spot

You think that we should hook up, but I think that we should not

You had me at "Hello", then you opened up your mouth

And that is when it started going south

Get your hands off my hips

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these girls too hot out here with their bare asses
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You say that I'm messin' with your head
(Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah)
All 'cause I was making out with your friend
(Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah)
Love hurts, whether it's right or wrong
(Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah)
I can't stop, 'cause I'm having too much fun
(Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah)

You're on your knees, beggin' please "stay with me"
But honestly, I just need to be a little crazy

All my life I've been good but now
I'm thinking "What the hell?"

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