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my employment agency coerced me into signing up for a confidence programme where you do physical activities in a group with other useless members of society.
it has nothing to do with finding a job, except from the resume support which I've already had.
what do bros, i don't wanna do that shit
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First rule about this life is to never expect anything out of a new stage of your life, especially fantanstical shit like this. You're just setting yourself up for disappointment with those kinds of expectations.
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Just do it. It might be interesting, or it might be hell. You won't know until you do it.
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idk, i'd rather stay at home and actively look for jobs opposed to playing sports with strangers to regain my """self-belief"""
i'll just ignore their calls
this is exactly why you're on /r9k
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who in their right mind would take time out of their day to do activities with strangers
just to a gym if exercise is the gain

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With the NPC meme still being trendy, how does your inner monologue sound?
4chan has ruined mine, all my thoughts are now inner vocalized with memes and internet slang. Even looking at a tragic event, I can't help but shitpost about it in my head.
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I daydream constantly to the point where I forget about my environment. But one phrase I repeat in my head is "leave me alone" and "go away". Over and over again. Even when people aren't talking to me. Still not sure if I'm an NPC or not though. Those "inner monologues" could be my preprogrammed defence mechanism
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>no fun alloweed
stop policing jokes and learn to laught once in a while
>split into three nested levels: an "alpha-level," a "beta-level," and an "omega-level" which govern different levels of logical/emotional reasoning, can debate concepts or decisions independently or with each other
>constantly philosophizing or engaging in imagined conversations with myself which usually have nothing to do with what I'm doing with my physical body at that moment to the point where it's annoying to be taken out of them when spoken to in real life
>can perfectly replicate any sound or music i've heard or even create new melodies on the fly (can't write them down though)
>complex 3d visualization skills, can direct lavishly decorated scenes and view/manipulate objects in my mind's eye from any angle
Can not all people do this? Do they truly live as part of the world rather than observing it?
>he doesn't greentext his inner monologue

Claim your waifu before another anon steals it

I want to cuddle tomoko
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I love my wonderful, beautiful, perfect husband, Kass!
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Mai husbando gozaru
you can have him you gross fag
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I claim my beloved Alice Liddell.
I want to see these two fight to the death

here we talk about your moms, your relationship with your mom and the lewd side of your mom.

ever thought what naughty and depraved fantasies breeds in your mom's head
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my mom has really nice boobs but thats the only really good part about her.
I'd still fuck her given the chance
this is what i hate.
you and me really love those udders but a literal stranger has more chance of suckling them than us
even getting to see them properly would be nice
bumping for mommy love
My mum burnt all her old photos my dad took when she was a skinny thot
Idc I like her Thicc big jiggly bobs belly braaap

What does sex actually feel like. is it really that great or is it overhyped. 20 yr old virgin here.

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3d anime boys edition

last one: >>48683188
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>tfw I got this soon (tm) again
Hope you find someone!
whoops didn't mean to reply.

Maybe, or someone might find me.
>Maybe, or someone might find me.
Trips say he will.
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hey guys Im back =3
>cherry flavored cranberries
What in the goddamn?

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ITT: The best person you've ever known. Most people are selfish pieces of shit that'll leave you when you don't benefit them somehow, but there's the occasional exception.

>be me
>move before high school starts
>haven't hit growth spurt yet
>weird looking lanky kid
>bullied relentlessly
>mum hears me crying myself to sleep like the faggot I was
>'anon, one of the nurses I work with has a son that's in your grade! says she'd tell him to look out for you at lunch!'
>kid is one of the cunty jocks
>finds me at school
>isn't a dick
>asks to eat with me, chat about vidya
>his mates heckle him for talking to me

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did you talk to him again?
get a benzo script and regain your friendships
how long ago was the last time you saw him?
well that's sad as fuck you gay furry

My cousin is the only guy I've always gelled with and has stuck around.
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It's not sad, I've had plenty of people who have a special place in my heart in my life, Kass has just always been there for me when I've grown into a better person! I love my husband!

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The CIA is the most unethical, evil organization to exist in recent history.
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Right, because MKUltra really was necessary to stop what exactly from happening?

Would you like some ass as an appetizer to your boot?
>kills communists
so do communists, that's kind of like their entire reason why they're communists to begin with
The CIA is evil but the public deserves it so they're ok
Lol, check out this grammar facist, or should I say, grammar nazi.
Fascism was completely justified

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I still partly believe in my delusions edition.

Where my schizo brobots at?
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Not schizophrenic but it is sometimes hard to understand the difference between reality and dream
And I sometimes get delusions and sense weird things
We just waitin for our psychosis.
Schizoaffective NEET reporting in. Living the comfy life in a room that I rent and smoking tons of weed. Spent a year on the streets while in psychosis, psychosis lasted a total of 3 years.


wow dude you sound exactly like me when I was early in psychosis, even down to referring to myself as we. You should def get medicated, it will make all that go away.
Any other anons get incredibly angry at the smallest things? My mom always comments on me not having a gf and I swear to God I want to punch that landwhale cunt in her face
Seems common in schizos yo

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How do you cope with the fact that you're an adult kissless virgin?
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Epic post. Upboated.
why would you start this sort of thread with a loli post?
I definitely thought this was gonna be a loli thread
My first kiss was when I was 12
I've kissed multiple women you'll never get my loosh you stupid succubus

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What went wrong?
>Top oot speedrunner in the world
>Cute gf that loves him
>Thousands of fans
>Plenty of money coming in
How do you fuck this up?
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I thought OnlyAfro just memes when it comes to this sorta shit (Doesn't actually take HRT, post narcissistic shit online, etc)
Was I wrong?
>jannies pruned it
this REALLY REALLY REALLY activates my almonds here. does this activate anyone elses almonds?

Btw as an autist with the superpower of reading other peoples emotions that is not real crying. I've seen real crying and tears come down your face you have a hard time breathing and hyperventiliate. Snot pours out of your nose like a river. Just a lot of stuff you can't control yourself happens. It looks like cosmo is smiling the whole time while he "cries". Guess he is thinking about all the people in the chat he is manipulating into feeling bad for him. Why else would you actively seek out people bullying you??? The person who linked him to 4chan was obviously really trollish to begin with.
>What went wrong?
He lost his records in a short amount of time and was utterly humiliated onstage at the NWC, sent the poor guy insane.
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he has a patreon and gets $600/month for nothing basically, on top of donations during his streams. He is somehow making rent and smoking weed every day
he doesn't do hrt (yet) but he's probably not far off
>just dressing up in maid outfits and other girls clothing on stream as a prank
>crying on stream because he's "become a clown"

He's also extremely narcissistic and self-centered, i've known him personally. I've had to watch this whole train wreck in real time.

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Man, I love Target too. It's made me mature so much and my social skills are incredible now. I feel more confident than ever. I have more friends than ever. I find myself really caring for this community. there's always things to complain about, but overall I'm very happy.

See how jobs can turn people's lives around r9k? Neetdom is stunting yourself.

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Here's a few of my favorites (all metal btw)

Also because I'm a faggot limit to 5 songs per poster, I can't be arsed to link all my liked songs here so going with these.
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> (all metal

Thanks for the disclaimer and saving me the trouble of opening or listening to any of them! :)

Try some real music instead.
Been trying to get more into metal, starting with prog

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share your ideal gf here
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>hey beautiful let's cuddle and tell each other about our dark childhoods
>who's your favourite serial killer?
>cuddles in bed with junk food and murder shows
>plan out how to end the normies
>I may be polite, but I hate everyone but all my love is yours
>6 foot 2
>dem cheekbones
>can last hours in bed and up for anything besides cuckoldry
Woah wait I described myself

>hey beautiful let's cuddle and tell each other about our dark childhoods
>who's your favourite serial killer?
>cuddles in bed with junk food and murder shows
>plan out how to end the normies
>I may be polite, but I hate everyone but all my love is yours
>5'2 - 5'10
>can last hours in bed and up for anything besides cuckoldry
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>tfw she exists and hates me and lives 1000 miles away
it will be worth it
Not worth it. she stopped loving me months ago and I can't get over her.

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one of these threads :3 bully each other teehehee
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>favorite car is the Interceptor
>those digits
3/10 nigerino

love the spongebob though
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Last two threads I got ignored :(

Op an nice confirmed

Fuck meant npc

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