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What the fuck is 6996? Russian people do some compilations of gore videos and at the end of video they put this japanese or some other asian language shit (pic related). Why this exists and what's the meaning and story behind it???

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not a single female has even shown the slightest bit of affection to me and im 18
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>>51074109
I was the same. An actual autist loser who always listened to rock music and didn't socialise with people. Then I got to college. Got into patrician metal. Got the metal mindset, lost interest in chicks, I only cared about finding black as fvck metal bands. Eventually hook up with hot as fuck metal chick in college. Shit was cash but she was a normie poser so she dumped me.
Was devastated for 2 years but I was enjoying metal to the fullest. It's been on and off since she dumped me 4 years ago or so. I've had sex with 8 chicks one of which was a 7 month relationship.
Just stop watching anime because you will never be kaneki or sasuke, in my case, bro. Bloack metal is the next step from anime.
Feels O-K.
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>>51074318
hmm if this is true then my autism may have saved me several times. the few times in my life a girl has showed interest in me I have just avoided it at all costs.
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>>51074109
Underage b&
Your 18 who cares
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>>51075136
Fucking hate idiots like you, makin true metal black metal people look like shit.
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Was the same way dude, I was a skinny pale antisocial teenager who constantly got into fights with everybody and spent my time orbiting 7/10 classmates. didn't lose my virginity untill years of going to the gym and trying to be a better person in general. Focus on improving yourself and the attention will follow, really

I'm from a different board, but I came here because I just need to get this off my chest

Fuck you faggots
You've ruined this site
Every board is infected with incel cancer, bringing up RoAsTiEs in threads where it's pointless. I mainly use the hobby boards and there's no fucking reason to bring up sex, women, or loneliness on them. You destroy threads just to try to further your shitty propaganda, but everyone that isn't on /r9k/ hates you

We just don't know how to make you go away at this point

Even jannies have given up cleaning your shitstain posts on unrelated boards because they'd be deleting a never ending stream of shit

Bringing back /r9k/ was a mistake
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>>51076106
>newfag gets called a newfag
>no u
just accept that you are a newfag
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>>51075876
I would unironically wear that shirt in public
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>>51076122
>>51076145
Fuck you, i'm from /diy/ and /o/ and i can't escape your bullshit even on those boarda

>>51076132
>>51076156
Just calling someone a newfag doesn't make you correct
The absolute worst thing to happen to this site
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I've been here for a long ass time now and 4chan has always been full of gatekeeping losers (see 3DPD, tits or gtfo, etc; all ancient memes). Normalfags and women were at best tolerated. Now the only reason I post here anymore is to tell you normies and roasties to get the fuck out and stay the fuck out.
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>>51076191
There's a difference between hazing and bringing up roasties on my hobby home boards

We bring up "tits or gtfo" when a bitch outs herself, we don't fit it into every thread we can for the hell of it

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Everything in your life would improve if you started to view humans as the lesser animals that they are. People are mindless cattle and they love to be treated as such.
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this is so relatable. I should've dubbed the sheeple for the cattle that they are!
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shut up you wannabe jew
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>>51075662
I should be able to violently rape and then dismember your mum in the name of supra-animalistic self actualisation
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>>51075662
>cattle
>goyim
Hello Avi. Having a nice day?
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>girl starts talking shit
>imagine her on a farm being treated like cattle, or having all her limbs removed and being used as a fleshlight
>nothing she says gets to me and I even start smiling
There's truth in this

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Why am I always hit on by the boys I never like?
I can always see 'em coming, from the left or from the right

I don't want to be a priss, I'm just tryna be polite
But it always seems to bite me in the...

Ask me for my number, yeah, you put me on the spot

You think that we should hook up, but I think that we should not

You had me at "Hello", then you opened up your mouth

And that is when it started going south

Get your hands off my hips

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these girls too hot out here with their bare asses
mmm
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You say that I'm messin' with your head
(Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah)
All 'cause I was making out with your friend
(Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah)
Love hurts, whether it's right or wrong
(Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah)
I can't stop, 'cause I'm having too much fun
(Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah)

You're on your knees, beggin' please "stay with me"
But honestly, I just need to be a little crazy

All my life I've been good but now
Ooohhh
I'm thinking "What the hell?"

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https://www.mybodygallery.com/

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Will you get a prescription once they're available?

https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2019/jan/26/pill-for-loneliness-psychology-science-medicine
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I don't ever feel lonely, but I like to post on 4chan which maybe is enough for me. in real life I try to avoid others
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>>51072207
>please be a suicide pill
just make one that kills you painlessly
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>>51072207
Legal opiates will fix everything. It's a scam, it comes from a flower and has no negative side effects apart from addiction.
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>>51074089
>hurhur le ebin plebbit maymay XDDD
kys, he is right.
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>scientists

More like cooperate slaves of the big pharma industry.
They will just relabel some old formulas and use pills that failed for some clinical test runs but were maybe useful used as off label treatment.

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not two threads this time edition
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>>51076449
Maybe cola would let you push your sausage into her shit pouch
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>>51074242
Why do falcon breeders need to wear it?
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>570 posts
yikes

NEW THREAD

>>51076528

>>51076528
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>watching balamory with my 3 year old son
>he shits himself
based
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>>51076196
you're not gay you're prison gay
like a fat person wouldn't eat vegetables or fruit unless it was that or starve

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what was the last year you still cared about life?
me
>2012
in february 2013 my mom died at age 46
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>>51075805
>kidney stone,the most meaningless cause of death

how did she die from that? wtf
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>>51075805
Bitch should have drank water instead of alcohol and soda. Probably had a shit diet.
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>>51075941
My guess would be infection or some other complication
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>>51075590
two thousand and twelve
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>>51075590
>>51076019
2012 fellow brothers

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When was the last time you shared a meal with a woman who was not related to you?
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Never with a women but I've been to work dinners with women there. I honestly wouldn't even know what the expected etiquette is when taking a women 'out to dinner'.
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never in my whole life hahaha
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>>51070707
Transition to /tv/. The real robots are there.
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>>51075374
if I watched tv or movies I probably would
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When I was homeless there were a few women at the homeless shelter. Everyone ate together. Kind of comfy desu.

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Nevada woman dies in car accident while she was performing sex act on the driver. Source is my paramedic friend who worked the scene and the woman's Facebook.
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>>51075675
is this going to be like black man small town probabtion?
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>>51075675
She's hot imho. Originality here.

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FUCK YOU GUYS FUCK THIS SHITTY SITE IM NEVER COMING BACK
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>>51075407
I'm sorry anon but the curse has already been set. you can never escape unless you kill yourself
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A moment of silence for our fallen comrade
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>>51075407
What is the reason? Did you get a gf or are you going to an hero?

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>found out my g/f cheated on me with my dog again

I can't decide who to kick out this time. The love of my life, or my best friend.
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>>51076060
>again
>you chose to stay with a woman after you learned she fucked a dog
I know this is bait, but still.

How close did you ever really get to externalizing the pain and hurting others?
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Never. I'd rather hurt myself than others
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>>51076052
Why is that?
I'm not arguing in favor of inflicting pain on others but I want to know why you think inflicting pain on yourself seems preferential.

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>be me
>16
>in college because aspiefag
>waiting for econ to start
>gets idea
>howevil.mp4
>tells 4chan that i'm 16 and underage b&
>entire campus gets b& (dorms included)
>nobody gets to post on 4chan on campus anymore
>autisticvictory.avi
but wait
>hear a cough behind me
>it's econ professor
"Nothing personal, kid"
>feel light thump to my head

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Holy shit this is terrible. In what world do people find this funny?



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