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>you will never have a qt Christian virgin Conservative gf give you a footjob
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>>40514580
And the pic related for the conservative Christian virgin gf is Mia Khalifa? Boi.
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>>40514580
>moonkin gf
trash it
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>>40514580
>spray tan
>conservative virgin
bwahahahahhaahHHhHhHhhHhahahahahahaha
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>>40514714
>spray tan
she arab senpai

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I'll start with the obvious choice, Buckethead.
>lanklet
>never shows his face
>acts like a robot
>possibly on the spectrum

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RHd3bVwolsU

Here's an interview he did a few days ago, first out of character.
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>>40514498
>do what you love doing
>roasties want to fuck you because you get famous doing it
>cant be a robot

>>40514507
pretty good
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>>40514528
Yeah, that's how it works. When you get famous you're no longer a robot
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>>40514528
thx anon.
csak nem magyar vagy?
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>>40514548
me no speak Hungary
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>>40513302
Xasthur is gr8

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Stipid normie swine u Stoopid dum dums

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Has there ever been a man who was successful with women because he treated them nicely?
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treating women nicely only ever works on broken/desperate/older women
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lmao, there a big dif between being 'nice' and being a big fat sweaty weird cunt who struggles with women
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>>40514552
This. Le ebin nice guys have never gotten the girl outside of rape.
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>>40514483
For the proper definition of "nice", of course.
If by "nice" you mean:
>Passive; hesitant; timid; deferential; indecisive; quiet; soft; pliant; fearful, and; submissive
Then = LOL, no
If by "nice" you mean:
>Well-spoken; polite; confident; courageous; reliable; decisive, and; outspoken
then = hell, yeah
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when they are attractive

originally original

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>Use the bus
>All these young mothers who are clearly miserable and regretting having a kid

You get 2 subtypes: The one who's given up completely and become obese and the "pretty" ones with heavy makeup to hide their fading looks caused by the stress of motherhood and age
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>young mother
>ever using a bus

Sign of white trash if there ever was one
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>mothers that are passive aggressive towards their kids, pulling them violently and unnecessarily while walking with them
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single mother is either
>with a half black kid
>ungodly obese
>a real whore
or a combination. I do really hate seeing single moms with black kids. Like you know they will never get ahead simply because the kid isnt white. but then again, its like the old age saying, once you go black, we dont want you back. plus why care when 2D>3D
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>>40514099
Not really at all, there's a reason why the "my wife's son" meme got so popular. It's 100% true, there are countless betas cucky enough to raise a nigs child just because it might help him get used pussy. Those kids are better off then we are at the end of the day.
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>>40511186
I don't feel sorry for single mothers they are parasites who leech off of taxpayers. also many of them ignore the advice of their friends not to fuck the bad boy but they still do. you have to be stupid to ignore all of the warning signs and red-flags.

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If this was the day you finally became an hero, what would your last day on earth look like?

Mine:
>Woke up and went to CBT therapy
>Texted dad in an attempt to patch up relationship. Read but no reply.
>Got McDonalds
>Shitposted on 4chan
>Walked to the local park and hung myself from a tree
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>>40512568
Pfft I wish.
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>>40511804
Mine:
>Woke up and had CBT (cock&ball torture)
>>Texted chubby friend in an attempt to get nudes. Read but no reply.
>>Got cocoa and bread
>>Shitposted on 4chan
>>Walked to the local skyscraper and jumped, aiming for a person or car
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>>40511804
>wake up
>watch K-ON! episodes while eating some nice breakfast
>drive to my local big super market and buy the most expensive vodka I can find
>go to the cinema and get drunk, maybe watch Bladerunner or something
>go innawoods with the rest of my vodka, keep drinking
>lean against a nice tree and blow my brains out with a shotgun
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>>40512188
i try, anon - OC al day err day

thing is though, i still haven't eaten today cos i got caught up in an argument about whether animals go to heaven (they do) so i'm late getting my groceries, and might have missed my flight :B
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>>40514424
Don't tell me you're a vagetarian.

Where are you flying to anon?

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If so then why can't we get laid easily? Do ALL girls want the same few guys and refuse anything else? I see shit like /gonewild where typical "good" girls act like sluts. Even under a fake persona I managed to get girls to send nudes within the first few hours of messaging her. But how come in person shits so damn difficult and girls refuse to even breathe around you?
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>>40514203
22 years left, so i guess keep doing what you're doing.
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>>40514138
not if i don't want to leech off men and the government
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They are more picky but they definitely do, when I was a competitive swimmer I switched over to the really tiny suits because it makes you faster, I got a lot of stares and giggling from my female teammates. To be honest it felt pretty embarrassing brehs. I also have seen women occasionally rubbernecking me pretty hard.
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>>40513985
I had a similar event happen to me,
>freshman year
>qt foreign student arab chick in my study group
>talk a lot over course of semester
>Go out with study group maybe every week
>have huge crush on her
>find out over time that she is single and only had one boyfriend back home when she was in highschool
>start talking with her more flirtatiously
>ask her out near end of semester
>tells me she's not ready for a relationship yet since she was with her ex for 4 years and only broke up with him recently when the semester started and she left for college
>think ok then I'll just wait a bit more, it's a 4 year relationship sure, but it won't take more than a few more months
>near the end of the year she tells us her ex is coming to a close-by city for a student conference
>he's coming to visit in the weekend so he'll be going out with our group
>ask her bestie what is up with her going out with her ex and taking him out with us

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>>40514399
>continued
>the gene mix had worked wonders
>this motherfucker was beautiful
>and I'm talking smack on a billboard doing a dumb stare beautiful
>about 6'0
>built like a linebacker
>his shoulders were wider than the bouncer's by quite a bit even though he was wearing a thin jacket while the bouncer was wearing a puffy one
>she runs over and jumps on him in a hug and he holds her up easily even though she is like 5'10 and curvy
>they hug for an uncomfortably long time and she starts crying on his shoulder
>he says something to her in Arabic quitely
>she calms down and they sit down next to eachother
>he introduces himself and asks where the waitress is
>she tells him to wait and goes to get the waitress
>waitress comes and he orders a draft beer and asks her to keep them coming

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>wagecuck at mcjob in 1 hour
I DONT WANNA GO I DONT WANNA GO I DONT WANNA GO I DONT WANNA GO I DONT WANNA GO
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Any place that you dont want to be is your prison. All you need to do is change your attitude towards your job and your free. Skip to around 30 minutes in the talk for the part on freeing yourself from the prisons in life.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=USC5MJVZLy8
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>>40512850
You should have shit posted in the wagecuck thread but it's gone now. That would have made you Wana fry and work
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>>40512850
Get fucked, wagie.
Serve me tendies.
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>>40512850
Get fucked wagie. I'm a Krispy Kreme worker and I less work than you and get paid more. And get this clown, I'm on vacation for a week WITH pay.

No wagie work for me until next week bitch. Kk over McD anyday
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>>40512850
> Tfw working on till at Odeon AS I TYPE AHHHHHHH

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Ask a former robot who just fingered a 16 year old toastie anything.
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>>40512426
>Australian age of consent
Wow it's almost as if Internet search engines don't exist
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>>40509584
Damn son, you got a pretty old toaster. Any pics? Does it toast bagels evenly?
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>>40512557
Not him but 16 is AOC here in aus
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>toastie
Fucking phoneposting cancer.
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How did you trick her into doing that

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I finally got gf. She's the one for me.

I feel so happy right now.
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>>40514277
>this uncomfortable truth again

sorry hun ;^)
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>>40514287
Living in denial : the anon

Stay lonely brah ;;;^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^)))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))
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>>40513377
omg anon!
I'm so happy for you!
have fun you two, I'm sure you're super cute together <3
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>>40514277
I could drop my contact information and get tons of replies and potentially sex if anyone is close enough. I could walk up and down the streets will eventually get an offer from some guy for sex. If a man does it, nothing. FemBOTS don't exist but it doesn't mean we're ALL normie tier (but that's only a very small percentage.)
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>>40513377
It's probably too early to say
>She's the one for me
But congrats anon. You put yourself out there and it worked.

'Ugly and unsuccessful' man who amazed millions with his gorgeous Ukrainian wife sets up international dating club to help Asian bachelors find pretty European girlfriends

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4970566/Ukrainian-women-seek-Chinese-husbands-dating-club.html
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>>40513461
>t.slav
Sure thing, m8.
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That dude looks slavic as fuck. No wonder she's with him.
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>>40514108
Believe me or don't I don't care. You're going to be the one that gets fucked over when your wife leaves you for a westerner.
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>>40514368
So I'm suddenly a lesbo now?
NeatoNeato
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>>40514398
Hahaha, even worse.

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Girls are actually pretty enjoyable company if you have given up any hope to fuck.
Its as if they are threatened by you just trying but if you see them as people, you'll never get laid but at least you'll make some neat friends.
Women look bitchy and uninteresting but have personalities of their own and talents and stuff you dont even learn about unless you talk.
On the up side, i have people to talk in work
On the down side they probably think i'm gay and i ll die a virgin

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Is weed on craigslist good quality? How do I choose a reputable dealer?
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>>40513905
I was talking to myself I guess
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You don't get weed from Craigslist, you stupid nigger. Don't you have any frie- Nevermind that, just try to find someone who can sell you weed for darknet shit.
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>>40513964
*Or darknet
Depending on where you're from it shouldn't be too difficult to find a weed man.
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>>40513983
Toronto. Everyone here smokes.
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>>40514232
Pretty much go up to almost anyone who's near a smoke shop or who you think is a "stoner" simply ask if they have a connection for weed. I don't know how things are in Canada so that's the best I can do for ya.

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do girls like to play with boys' butts?
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My ex did, but the minute I said I wanted anal she would bitch and moan.
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>>40513429
This is pertinent to me. Pls femanons answer
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>>40513429
My gf does. I like a finger or two in my butt while I'm getting a blowjob.
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They like the reversal of roles it gives them. Also OP is a faggot.

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>he works at McDonald's
laughinggrils.jpg
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>>40514495
it's good experience and looks good on your resume


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