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>son hitting puberty
>has blood splattered all over his ceiling
>don't know why it's up there
>not gonna be able to get answers from him
>it's just simply stained up there
>like a cheap horror movie
>don't know if it's human or animal
>he's been doing this since puberty started
>can't get answers from friends or coworkers
>they're either too horrified to process it
>or have never heard of somebody doing what he's doing
>I just don't understand...
>why can't he splatter his ceiling with sperm instead, like a normal teenage boy?
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How do you guys get jizz on the ceiling?
dunno, he must be a level 3 mage
fuck you gunjy you piece of shit
Haven't you seen Scary Movie?
>has kid
>posting on /r9k/
yea ok

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hey wagebitch
click on my thread
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What's the appeal of money if you don't have anything you want to buy?
>im so depressed thats why im neet :( :(
pathetic. Start by paying for your own place, food and clothes.
you might actually feel like going somewhere or doing something sometime
I wish I was working. I go to physical therapy and personal trainer. It's my only interaction with people.
I live on a farm. I don't need to buy a place since I already live here and I don't need to buy food because we make our own. What more could I want?
I really don't.

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Okay boys I turned into chad at church. I've unironically fucked seven different girls/women since I started attending again in spring. I might have fucked up and could get busted. I'm worried because I dicked one of the minister's daughters and two married women.
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Anecdotal evidence
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Smells like a good LARP anon
If she does anything, just deny it and shift all blame to her.
>Fucking women at church

You are a scumbag dude

Thats the one fucking place in the world women are supposed to be pure. Fuck you i will never forgive you.
They're all cock socks. Every woman is born to take dick.
>You are a scumbag dude
>Thats the one fucking place in the world women are supposed to be pure. Fuck you i will never forgive you.
OP is delightful devilish, don't be a hater.

Should I marry a 6'4" white woman so that my children will be absolute Chads? Or will it not work since i'm half spic
>ywn be 100% white
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Chad Heights:
This. M*nlets BTFO.
Anything under 5'10" will get you fucked. Mini-chads are atleast 5'10"

child go back to school.
Not worth it, they will never be fully white. Sorry.
I am half white and half arab and I dont consider myself white. if you are half hispanic know your fucking place retarded wannabe white supremacist who isn't even white. Gay spic

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Why are chinks considered intelligent when they consistently do retarded shit and live in squalor everywhere?
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How did he died? Did the impact knock him out then he drowned?
But some dumb ass chinks moved next door to me and turned a clean house into a dump that smells like shit and roaches suddenly appeared, whereas we've never had any for my entire 22 years of life before the chinks moved in.

They're dirty stupid subhuman people. They also ran a Chinese buffet down the street which I never went to because they are dirty, dirty rat-people and people are always getting food poisoning from chink restaurants.
Lots of people don't understand how water works and think its just soft from any height. See>>47652660
Hitting water from 30 or more feet at free fall speed is just about as safe as hitting concrete
that or could have broken his back/neck
looks like he intended to knife into the water but started to tumble and got rekt by surface tension instead. not smart to begin with

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No troll answers
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>tfw Croatian
>tfw want to be Yugoslavian
>ironically xDDDD
fuck off pleb 1998-2001 nigger facebook normgroid

How is transhumanism placed here as a left wing political philosophy? It's classically liberal with libertarian inclinations, if anything, but centrally concerned with improving human life with technology.
For the love of god Juche is not left winged it is third positionist.
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Why hate transhum conrad?

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What are your religious (or non religious) beliefs?
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why do you even open your fucking mouth, when you say retarded shit like that
You're a tard who worships some tiny shit eating nature worshipping cults OC DONUT STEAL bullshit.
Satan is a fucking myth.
The rebellion in heaven is a fantasy constructed to push slave morality onto the masses.
It doesn't even make sense.
It isn't prometheous bringing the fire of knowledge to human kind.
It's just a goat head glued onto the body of a tranny with random pentagrams strewn about.
You're a hedonistic retard who was suckered into an artificially constructed cult.
>reincarnation, karma, fate, and destiny exist
>everyone is from god, but contrary to popular belief (heh), not everyone returns to him
>atheism, free will (except maybe for minor things), and deism are delusions caused by testosterone
It's true. Nobody that calls themselves a Satanist is to be taken seriously. They mean that they are a humanist, or that they are in protest against the evil within the Christian church. Either way, it's a troll.
>why do you even open your fucking mouth, when you say retarded shit like that
what loving God would throw its creation out of a paradise because they made a mistake that the god knew they'd make?
What loving God would drown its creation and only save one family and a couple animals?
what loving God would ask its own creation to kill his son only to stop him at the last second and say that this was all just a test of his faith despite the fact that this God is supposed to know all and would have already known that his creations faith is strong?
No loving God would do these things, a satan, devil, jinn, etc. that wants to have some fun would.
miss me with that abrahamic shit, b.

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What would happen if the government banned internet porn?
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Then fucking gun down the savages and the shores that spread their legs for money.
>Whores that spread their legs for money.
increase in productivity
Sunbathing and health magazines
Educational videos
More people killing themselves.

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>friend invites me to go the Monterrey Bay Aquarium with him
>he hired an escort

no not some slut, but some average looking 20 something year old cute girl who looks like your typical girl next door college student. Had to sit in the back seat while they held hands while he was trying. During a stop light she leaned over toward and kissed him on the lips. Then we ate some sushi together and talked about videogames.
what why what is the point i don't get it

She's one of those sex workers that post lots of selfies and artistic pics on Instagram/Twitter. He is a fan of her. He wanted a chance to hang out with her . It also has been awhile she hung out with me so this was a chance to hang out with his favorite Instagram girl and a best friend he hasn't seen in a year.

>"heh, it seems you've crossed my master a few too many times, no matter, you'll learn to never do it again."
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>"there is no evil, there is no good, only power!"
prepare for your demise, mortal
This how all robots should start dressing this is cool as fuck
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>"Stop right there! There will be no blood spilled on my territory today!"
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heh... i see you bring knife... to gun fight...

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Traps are way better because they don't come with luggages of emotional distress and crises like women have and you can have sex eith them anytime without them having periods or getting pregnant but best of all about traps is that you never have to worry about child alimony stuff. Traps are better overall so again why don't you date a Trap instead of crying about not having a girl? All girls are sluts anyway and they don't bother with dating anymore so why bither when you can easily get a Trap?
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you are seriously retarded.
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hey I'm just trying to help out my fellow robots
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>Traps are way better because they don't come with luggages of emotional distress and crises
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>>47648304 Women are a stressfull bag emotional bullshit and bipolarity, at least with a trap you can crack a cold one while playing vidya and throwing shit eachother
I really want a trap or femboy bf, but I'm not hot enough. They know they're attractive, they only want Chad or another femboy.

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>talk to fembot for months on discord
>talk daily and exclusively
>lots in common
>she blocks you because you argued with her and asked for an apology because she was offensive

Avoid ALL! fembots. This one very much appeared to initially be of the highest quality of fembots, but deep down she was just an unempathetic, cowardly, egotistical bitch. Also """shy""" means NOTHING! It's what's in their MIND that matters, and if they've been on 4chan for years, there's something fatally wrong with them.

Never again.
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>if they've been on 4chan for years, there's something fatally wrong with them.

lol well.... there's nothing wrong with lurking or getting the occasional laugh
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I dance more like this which is why I never dance
>Fembots are wicked creatures.

hey anon,
>ever knock a girl out stick your hand up her pussy and eat her out?

thats wicked
sean.... is this you......
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The names joseph
Who's sean

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Are there incels/robots from here that can get out of their situation and get lucky and get laid? I am afraid the dating scene in the US is extremely dire and only CHADS get anything
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Why 95% of threads on r9k are related to virgins and sex?
Because 95% of posters are virgins?
i say we just legalize prostitution and stop dating/marrying women and just get sex thru prostitutes
>doesnt even know where the fuck he is
Did you take your meds you faggot?
Um what? Prostitution is legal. Unless you live in some third world shithole dictatorship.
no lying she was ugly as fuck and a boner killer. what the actual fuck was he thinking? also if he is not fucking ugly fat blacks girls he is fucking 5/10-5.9/10 turbo sluts with STDs.

r9k wassup been luking for a while but fuck i

Be me teenage robot, brit fag
Have an older brother cool woth him most of the time
He suddenly comes out and decides he wants to be a woman and get the hormones, boobs and dick made into a pussy. Mfw
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Underage fag get out
>tfw underage britbong needs to keep lurking more
both you and your brother are faggots

i know that feel... my cousin bro used to be wise and calm. now he's a 30-year-old lazy, deadeat jock stereotype. midlife crisis at its worst. also, now he's giving an underage slut and her boyfriend (!) access to his parents' house so they can snort bath salts. when i asked him "wtf", he said it's altruism. His old friends are all shitty hippies, but his new friends are alcoholic retards. he has become an alco too. i've already run out of stuff to talk to him about, and he's becoming less interesting by the day. a lot of time when we do something, he gets distracted by his smartphone. bro bro is dead, basically.

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Favorite pastimes? I'll start.
Get stoned and watch holocaust documentary's
I can't be the only one right?
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You couldn't detect any kind of sarcasm in my post? Anyway to answer your question properly my answer would of been this
Ah I see. I wasn't sure if you were larping or a prep-er sounds good regardless. I think i used to do something similar at around the age of 10. I guess the stakes are much higher as an adult compared to a child though.
>I think i used to do something similar at around the age of 10. I guess the stakes are much higher as an adult compared to a child though.
xD xD xD le child meme xD

You're hilarious and witty, dude.
Based David Irving.
Hey come on man, I wasn't taking this piss. It was just a matter of fact.

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