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>>83522698
I don't think this is true. Women are attracted to men, but they are basically in the position of a porn addict who can put himself into a constant gooning simulation.
Why commit to a real relationship that's hard and effort when you can constantly get your "romance" fix by flirting with guys, getting easy attention, and having short-term relationships?

They can wing it in their youth and then fail to develop as people. The few women who don't are likely highly anxious, and you can only make a connection with them if you are extremely lucky.
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>>83522641
>You will live to know clown beyond your wildest dreams harry.
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>>83522698
This is why women love single gays so fucking much. It's a man who they can benefit from freely from without having to face the fact that if he were straight, she'd be basically emotionally raping/blue balling/denying him.
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>>83522641
Why does this whore require so many dates to date someone? This is why you only talk to 18 year olds, they're less picky.
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>>83522764
she's 30 too. it's hard out here for a simp.

Hi guys I need that one image of the sinc humoncolous in the sinc moving and it's wrapped in like one of those plastic bags for veggies.

P.S also, what are they called for future reference?

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I was born in 02 and always felt that I belonged to the weird bridge generation between 90s kids and iPad kids
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>>83524168
Yeah you do, you were like -1 years old when 9/11 happened and 2 years old when Drake and Josh came out.
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>>83524168
2002 is literally peak zoomer
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>>83524189
Yeah iPad kids were born in 2009 or something

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Ignore impolite moids

FAQ:
>What is this thread?
A place for biological women to talk about their lives.
>Why aren't you on Crystal Cafe?
It has been aggressively raided for years and is dead.
>Well, you're raiding my male safe space!
r9k is not a male board. https://wizchan.org/ is.
>I'm a man, can I post here?
Please don't, but if you are going to anyway, be polite and indicate your gender.

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>>83523822
the second one because my husband even thinking of another woman would make me seethe
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>>83523822
the second one but he must have a high bodycount because i want him to have experience
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Any milfs here can send me their pussy?
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>>83523822
first one as soon as he never ever touches me and I have access to his money
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let me plap you, foid

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>mentions having sex
>proceeds to gloat to a bunch of virgins about how many girls they've fucked
>says it's nothing special and that virgins are stupid for making such a big deal out of it
>retarded virgins proceed to take condescending post, that's essentially about some guy bragging about his lays, as life advice

why are people so obsessed with telling virgins how to feel about sex, and what's the deal with pressuring them into doing it with prostitutes?
also, you start babbling your mouth off about your relationships completely unprompted as if you're gonna get praised for it, and then wanna act pissy when you get backlash instead.
what, is there no one in your life willing to put up with your shit so you have to resort to a bunch of online strangers? though i admit you're not as annoying as the people who do this irl.
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>>83524161
>what's the deal with pressuring them into doing it with prostitutes?
I actively call people pathetic losers when they mention sex with prostitutes on this board. Paying for pussy is so fucking lame. I'd have more respect if you told me you smoked half-finished cigarettes from public ashtrays. Having a woman love you and give it up based on merit is the only way to make it worth.

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this cures your atheism

https://youtube.com/shorts/KQqsBzBjq_8
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>>83524085
>skin on the body tends to act like the body! psychology is such a fun meme!
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>>83524147
Nope, it is independent and completely autonomous. You are being influenced right now by me. I am the uninfluenced influencer.
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>>83524128
If they end up living fulfilling lives I'd say they got their superpowers. The world is brutal for most satanists.
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>>83524150
Oh sorry, I forgot, the only psychology that /r9k/ will ever agree with is the stuff about how women are shallow and hypergamous. The rest is totally pseudoscience.
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>>83524164
No more brutal than under atheism, or polytheism. Satanists just dabble with the use of symbolism for empowerment and the advancement of their goals.

I shovel through 17 tons of garbage threads every day.
And if I want to talk to someone then I'll open a tab,
And I'll talk to a robot girls from Japan.

In the empty old chatrooms over far too much porn,
The old guys remember when real people were the norm,
No socialites spouting words we don't understand,
And no robot girls from Japan.
So the days run together, each one is the same.
And it's great loli pussy slayer is the loveliest name,
It's all just a routine now, we've all given up
And we'll talk to robot girls from Japan.
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AAAAH FOR JUST ONE TIME!
Looks like I'm not getting sent out today anyway, I should go home. I'm always hoping I don't get sent out and that'll I'll just get money otherwise. Hate money anyways.
For a few years yet, they will work while they can, to catch tiny fish for Japan. What kind of fisherman can't eat his catch?

Exciting! I don't download very much to tak home anymore.
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oooh yes that reminds me, I was going to put a list together. There's very little, isn't there? Outside of CS Lewis and Tolkein.
You look at Angel Studios it's kind of awful, yes even that cartoon show.

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We had a thread like this last year and i think it would be nice to have one every year
Fill this 3x3 with pictures that represent your 2025
I'll post mine shortly
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Ok here's mine
I couldn't find a picture of relatives arguing and a third person being sick of it without the third person being a kid, but obviously i'm not a kid as the top center picture should make clear
>>83523408
Damn that looks like a shithole of a year
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>>83523191
it was a chill year
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>>83523651
WFH job
Live the dream anon
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This about sums it up. Not much going on.
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>>83523673
This is going to be the only honest one ITT

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>anon why do you have pictures of trannies on your laptop?
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>>83523992
>anon why do you have pictures of gay men on your laptop?
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>>83523992
SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *beats her to death*
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>>83523992
t-to troll chuds on 4chan of course hehe
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>>83523992
It's art... or something.
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>>83523992
Oh, I jerk off to those, exclusively

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Would you fuck an anthro if you could IRL?
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The only thing you should fuck is OTHER FURFAGS SO YOU CAN YIFF IN HELL, FURFAG!
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>>83522970
>Would you fuck a-
Yes.
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>>83522970
yes, give me consensual dog dick
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>>83522970
>would you fuck these beast people who just happen to have normal human genital
Bah oui connard?!
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>>83523984
or give me death

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most women really don't have the ability to love do they?
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>>83524032
erm that's not true i show more than you
>>83524105
okay then men being unlovable is natural
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>>83524114
>okay then men being unlovable is natural
Thank you. Was it really so hard to be honest?
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>>83524130
Hate the women back as much as they hate you, brother. Simps are a disease in the masculine world, and should be shunned.
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>>83524130
i'm not reading that i don't care that much
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>>83524145
That's not the point. You can hate them back, but your hate will be something you just learned, to them it's second nature and it will always be there.

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>This is considered fat and unatractive in amerimuttland

Actually grim
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>>83523075
While they still fuck and marry landwhales much fatter than picrel... The problem we have as men, worldwide, is we don't stick to our standards and end up fucking anything with a pulse.
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...did you miss out a 'not' there? yeah, to Americans, that's 'normal'. or 'a healthy weight'.
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>>83523234
nobody wants fat girls. porn is free and there are plenty of attractive girls out there to fuck.
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>>83523075
this is literally considered attractive and optimal in america. in northern europe that is considered fat and unattractive
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>>83523075
This is skinnier than like 70% of the women I see here in Texas. I'd plap.

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You will never have sex with her.

HAPPY NEW YEAR.
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>>83523810
>apron belly
>tattoos
>narrow hips
Sorry you have low T
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>>83523846
>Lookmaxxing is the real deal
sure
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I always wonder why this guy insists on saying "that webm", as if the webm is somewhere else and not literally attached to his post.
The correct way to say it would be "this webm"

>THAT webm ruined my life
This webm ruined my life*

And so on and so forth.
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I'm widthmaxxing. Not trying to be fat, but I'm focusing my exercises on making my silhouette wider, and wearing puffy jackets on top of that.
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>>83523810
I wish my fat distribution were like this

and he stands by that.
Surely no one is gonna have anything negative to say in response to this successful entrepreneur
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>>83523857
> i had to google who that was
one thing boomers and zoomers, in the US especially, have in common is that they think "if someone is rich, what they say is important and accurate"
> a bunch of 20yo burgers think Elon and Portnoy are "based"
> a bunch of 75yo "my dad was in WW2 so my opinion matters" think the exact same thing

i guess its not til like 30 - 35 do people realize that some people spawn into optimal luck builds, and others spawn into gaza, laos, or south sudan
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>>83523881
woaaaahhh.... cool it with the antisemitism nigger
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>>83523896
I would prefer to live as a poor peasant in a nice mountain community in Laos than as rich guy in a dystopian western cesspit. There really are things money can't buy.
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Remember when Dave the Pizza bro Portnoy posted an image of a child's penis on his website and then refused to take it down or apologize
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>>83523857
>if you are a size 6 and wear skinny jeans you kind of deserve to be raped
unironically what did he mean by this?

>this is the deal Brits. You pay more money for poisoned chicken that will make you ill, and give you chronic disease which we wont treat, and you are permitted to say "tranny" in the office

https://www.reddit.com/r/europe/comments/1pynuw6/white_house_demands_british_supermarkets_stock
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>>83523847
>The White House is pushing Sir Keir Starmer to make concessions on food standards in order to revive a transatlantic tech partnership that drastically collapsed on Tuesday.

no doubt queer child harmer will fucking concede on this because hes a massive bum boy, PLEASE no, I know this island can get much worse but come on man.
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Yuropoors fear the red 40
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>>83523867
Brits will accept it, you know that.

All of these cunts are hypocrites, i tell people to their face they are liars, "think of the children", the govt has functionally abolished the concept of a pension.

Your kids will work until the day they die. "So what", say the parents, at least my kid isnt trans. They will eat the poisoned chicken, they'll become chronically sick and as they wait 40 hours in A&E they'll make sure any trans person near them gets treated badly
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>>83523867
Labor (or I guess they call it Labour over there) is doing as much damage as they possibly can before they're obliterated
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>>83523847
You cunts have far worse things to think about than a bit of chlorine in ya chicken.


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