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Which YouTube channels have you been subscribed to and have been been actively watching for a long time?
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the Hacksmith
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remember the cool glasses guy?

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Would you rather become a 11/10 alien Chad, wake up with 180 IQ, or acquire $10.000.000.000?
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>>52992627
I would become a 11/10 Stacy because I can make money that way and IQ doesn't matter for women.
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>>52992652
What is so awesomely awesome about a lot of money?
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>>52992640
No, it is ten billion dollars.
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>>52999652
I highly doubt that you are 195 iq. It's not impossible, but 195 is god tier. Chances aside, that's close to omniscient by means of understanding almost anything immediately. It's something an online test may say, but a trained proffesional would hesitate to give such a score even if it actually applies
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>>52992627
I'm assuming you mean $10,000,000,000, or ten billion dollars, and not ten dollars. Either way, the money is mine, flat out.

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You have 60 seconds to prove that you're an actual player character
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Am I the only one who occasionally is convinced of himself to be a god/ higher being voluntarily experiencing life on earth right now?
For an unknown reason I was reborn as a human on this planet and when I die I can create a new world or be born/ possess someone of an existing world.
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activating my cheet codez right now retard... prepare your ass
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>Scramble to prove you are a player character
>Even believing in such terms knowing the differences between people here and other places are just as environmental reactionary
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>>53001157
I notice when I make automated responses.
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My stat distribution is far too awful for it to have been randomly generated.

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>Start generic office job in early May
>Manager is 29 (she had a birthday celebration two weeks ago)
>She's friendly, cute and decent at her job
>Talks about her son a lot, presume he's a kid
>Find out today he's 15.
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>>53000747
So youre a woman who slutted around in her early teens is more successful than you?
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>>53000913
Its easier for women to climb the ranks in white collar enviornments than it is for men.
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>>53001596
>Its easier for women to climb the ranks in white collar enviornments than it is for men.
Especially if they are cheap sluts.
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I wouldn't hold something against her that happened 15 years ago. Unless you want people to do the same to you
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>>53001596
>Its easier for women to climb the ranks in white collar enviornments than it is for men.
citation needed

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question, what exactly do ethot/instagram models/et cetera get out of their online activities?
From what I've seen, the vast, vast majority of them don't really interact with their community in any way.
It's just thousands of comments of adulation and there's never even a single token response. I don't even think they bother to read the feedback or ever look at the updates after the initial upload.
Of course they have contempt for the pathetic losers who comment on their photos, but why even bother uploading them then?
The facile answer is that they do it for attention, but they don't seem to have any regard for the attention they receive so what's the point of getting it?
And I am especially talking about the hugely popular ones with literally tens of thousands of followers and very high quality/semi-professional pictures.
Is it like a business running their pages for them or something?
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>>53002196
Attention. Unlike you and most robots, other people thrive on and crave attention, socialization, and status.

Social media provides all three as a constant drip in your veins.
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>>53002196
>what exactly do ethot/instagram models/et cetera get out of their online activities?
attention

>The facile answer is that they do it for attention, but they don't seem to have any regard for the attention they receive so what's the point of getting it?
it gives them innate satisfaction to know that a bunch of people are fawning and fapping over them. It affirms that they're desirable whether they do anything with that desirability or not.
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>>53002247
>it gives them innate satisfaction to know that a bunch of people are fawning and fapping over them. It affirms that they're desirable whether they do anything with that desirability or not.
I really doubt this though.
They don't seem to care about the feedback they are getting.
They don't respond to it at all. It's hard to argue that they are doing this out of an emotional need when their behavior is almost bot-like.
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>>53002283
Why would they respond? For them the point is seeing how many thousands of followers there are. They neither know nor care who all those people are, they just care that they're there.
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>Why do people seek fame, status, and money?

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>tfw no anony to have a close friendship with that eventually blossoms into livelong love
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People like you are the first to ghost others, die alone faggot.
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>>53002264
Only if you are a female (xx chroms)
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yeah sure, have had a discord lover for a year that just left me for someone else

never had any feeling for me, i will never trust someone else on shitcord again trust me

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Anons, what is your view on namef_riends and tripf_riends (don't wanna say f*g, that's degrading)? What is your reaction when you see namef.. and tripf.. post on the boards you lurk? Also, what boards do you lurk?
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>>53002238
Let me guess, it is r9gay isn't it?
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>>53002208
dude chillax everybody that plebbits here also 4chinz. i can browse plebbit (non-normie boards) and browse here if i wish :)

>>53002238
thank you dessu for your response you seem kind. okay take care c:

>>53002262
interesting, TIL that's even a thing. long term lurker of boards that clearly don't enforce that

thanks for your time anons
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>>53002298
The fact that you don't get the contradiction between complaining about conformism and using a typical 4chin frase is a bad sign.
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>>53002349
dude I just used it for the first time today lol just in this thread I'm not complaining I'm just curious as to what other anons think about using them.
i won't ever use it again outside this thread in fact from my next post onwards i won't use it
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>>53002349
also I say plebbit ironically. i like browsing reddit

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Constantly feel constipated even though trying to eat more vegetables and eating small portions.
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>>53002350
you need to eat large portions of vegetables and drink more water to flush your guts of any pre-diet change blockages

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>left my abusive boyfriend
>basically floating in limbo now
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>floating in limbo
What is this supposed to mean? Did you have no purpose in life beyond your relationship or something and you have nothing else to do?
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>>53001396
I'd break your frickin teeth if you even breathed i hope he gets to be president now he doesn't deserve to be abandoned by a cunt
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>>53001396
You want some unattached sex or not qt? Plz be in California
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I love you I'm sorry. I want to change. I can't bear to be without you.
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>>53001396
brings a new meaning to face fucking someone.

Hello fellow betas, I have been lifting 5 years now and tfw no gf, I not ugly like this boyy
But this ugly fucker gets insta gf for 3years !!!!!!
Please help, what I do wrong (english no my language I from Russia), I am not bad looking but I have good gains
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>>53002080
This not problem for me, I am not the ugly one this boy is super ugly and fat and weak and he gets big boobs gf. WHY ?!?!?!? he retard and girl like him for being retard !!!!
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>>53002108
dude, you are posting cringe again. imo he's 6 or 7/10
>I have no money to spend on machine soda
Oh God. You are really poor.
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>>53002128
I'M CALLING THE POLICE AS WE SPEAK
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I want to big tiddy goth gf
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Anon, you a gymcel or something?

Tfw no thot gf to smoke Newport 100s with
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>>53002303
>gf to smoke Newport 100s

Alright fembots, let's see what your ideal BF looks like.

(((NOT A CONTACT THREAD! NO CONTACT FAGGING)))

>Ideal age
>Ideal physical features (height, hair/ eye color, race, etc)
>Ideal location
>Ideal interests
>Ideal occupation
>Dealbreakers
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>>52997921
>>52998428
>>53001229
I'm a real fembot. But if you dont believe me...idc
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im fat, not incredibly so and i hold it well because im a big muscle man though, working to get fit
my penis is like 4.2 inches(would be longer if less fat), just curious if these are dealbreakers for women since im trying to get a gf
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>>53000327
Where are you on Strong Island? Do you want to escape as well?
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>>52997372
>Ideal age
26
>Ideal physical features
6'2", blond/red hair, blue eyes, british
>Ideal location
london
>Ideal interests
going to the theatre, skiing, snorkeling, being a foodie
>Ideal occupation
finance, consulting, or the entertainment industry
>Dealbreakers
being a tory or brexit party voter

this is the ideal ofc. I would settle for MUCH MUCH less.
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>>53002158
would you accept someone who was bald if they met the rest of your criteria?

a predator's heart knows no remorse, it lives for the hunt. a natural force. live for the kill

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Where do you fall on the gender spectrum, anon?

https://genderquiz.tk
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Thanks I got a good laugh.
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>>53001634
Expected some huge personality quiz. Nice surprise. Thanks for the laugh op
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>>53001634
That was great, nice thread OP
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>>53001634
Ok, that was pretty funny anon. Two thumbs up
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quality thread op gave me a fuckin good kek youve earned this (you) op

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>discord lover robot just left me 2 days ago and ignore me

i guess he was just joking all along, never had any feeling for me haha, not sad or anything its just the internet for jokes haha




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