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every time i hear my cousins stomping on the floor and screaming like retards it makes me want to murder children
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post more hoshino
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you got the bad quality pic bruh
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He's beautiful but I can't find any quality pictures anywhere. Where are you getting these?
Some from danbooru others from pixiv
try to google his name in japanese you might find different pics
only other way to get some more pictures is to download the chinese cartoon and take screenshots by myself
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thanks fren for advice

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you wake up and the autism sissy is about 1 second away from shoving his anteater into your mouth, what do?!
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Fists are superior weapons to penises.
He doesn't have down syndrome though
nigger stop
Cute phimosis
bite his nuts off, spit them back into his mouth, break off his fingers and put them in his ass

What does sex actually feel like. is it really that great or is it overhyped. 20 yr old virgin here.
depends on how you and your partner are but it's pretty damn good.
like old pennys and salty milk
>is it really that great
Its good. Its not absolutely amazing like I feel most virgins make it out to be.

Just imagine a warm, wet hole gripping your penis as you thrust in and out. A fleshlight/onahole is a good actual simulation of it to be honest
Logicall part of brain tells you its fucking retarded but hormons make you act out on dumbest things and these hormons are impossible to control.
Once you start getting horny you look for release. You either have to fuck up your sexual hormons to not seek aex

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Whats it like to be a normie goys
youre not that intelligent... if you were you would have realized a way out of your shitty predicament you call a life...faggot

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>haven't spoken to a female in maybe 10 years, apart from cashiers
>decide to try doing it just to get some practice in
>join vc with some girls
>mfw the 3-4 orbiters all trying to tease and bully her
>mfw the long pauses as she talks about her day and other uninteresting shit
>decide to go dm
>mfw "ummm yea" and "okayyyyyy uhhh" after i say anything at all
>mfw i have nothing in common with them
>mfw our communication is basically her talking about nothing and me going yep
>starting to remember now why i stopped doing this, because it always gets me nowhere

I-it'll get better right
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Is that server still alive?Where do you people even find decent servers where nobody chimps out when females pop up/nobody orbits them?Certainly not in here.
That was a trap with a voicechanger. You didn't miss out on anything.
>perfect fake radio voice in vocaroo threads over the course of months
>hop into some discords that get spammed here
>steal away all the qts with my fake Chad persona
Heh, nothin personnel, robbits
lets hear that fake radio voice on vocaroo, if you're so Chad
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a-anon, THINK OF WHAT COULD HAVE BEEN y-you FOOL, accept her right now and tell her this thread's conclusion in your perspective, tell her that you thought you weren't enough for her to be talking to you, tell her that you think her voice was adorable and that you struggled having conversations with women, YOU HAVE ABSOLUTELY NOTHING. TO. LOSE. in my opinion i'd think you halfway lost the opportunity by not answering, come on champ, i know i dont say this often and surely not on this board, but this time i mean it, i have Hope for you Anon.

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>Do a STEM degree anon!
>It's hard work but you get to slide into a challenging and well payed job in the end!
>Engineer's are always in demand

Turns out if you don't have connections, aren't extroverted as fuck and have no experience. You are just completely fucked.

I'm going to graduate with a Masters in engineering too. This is soul crushing anons... What's wrong with me? ;_;
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You moron chad does not care, chad does what he wants regardless of what people think.
what kind of engineer are you and where do you live.

I have heard that its difficult to be an entry level mining engineer in Australia since the mining boom ended.
Masters grad here. I had plenty of bullshit wagie job experience before uni. On graduation I got a job as a technician for one year because my grades were shit. After that, got an engineering job in a FTSE 100 company.
Having relevant work experience is a must, whether its internships or an entry level position. You have to be pretty conversant in current affairs and business, particularly when it pertains to your chosen industry. Shouldn't be hard if you read articles and news on the Internet. You must also not come across as completely out of touch - you can be a bit eccentric but if you're a weirdo with no interests or ability to interact with others then no company will hire you, because ultimately your job will entail interacting with others in your team, plus clients and other stakeholders.
Used to be in your position. Got in contact with a hiring agency and they landed me an entry level R&D job. Used that job and the references there to land a job which paid double
The funny thing is that being an engineer requires you to have good social skills because you'll have to interact with many other parties in a project. I don't know what I'm going to do for a job in the long run since I'm going to fail in that regard. Being socially inept means you're fucked no matter what job it is.

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>be 20
>people think im 13
is there any worse fate than being a babyfaced manlet?
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probably. but you sound non white and small, prepare yourself for a life time of loneliness and disappointment.
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i am white, but how does that change anything?
You don't actually look 13 old fucks just say that to feel better about the fact they are 35 and look 50
Beeing a homo
There isn't. It'll ruin your life, trust me. I'm 30 now and only just starting to look like a man (still 5'6" but facially, finally look like an adult) but it's too late. I've fallen way behind everyone else in terms of my social development and my general economic and social status.
Society judges massively on appearance and the worst thing is to look much younger than you are. People will disrespect you consciously or subconsciously, constantly, and there's nothing you can do about it. I'm not just talking about socially and romantically, but even with regards to employment etc. Nobody will take you seriously. I went for a job interview once and the guy actually said that "because you look young people might think you don't know what you're talking about".

It's even worse than being ugly.

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>Be me
>10 year old beta fag
>Just finished fapping
>I wonder
>If a person called another person on the phone that was in another universe/dimension, would the other person still be able to receive the call or talk to the person?

This is an interesting question, Anons. A question I want answered.

If there's a /smart/ Anon there, please answer this.
Who cares? Ask questions that mean something fag
No because there's no reason normal phone waves would travel dimensions
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the absolute state
no you would not be able ottalk to one another..you must assume that another universes energy and matter is completly seperate from one another, for if they werent they would be one universe...so the fact that they energy and matter is separated means that they will never be able to transfer information between atoms
this would be the same case for dimensions as you can not "cross" dimensions
>with all that being said hitler literally did nothing wrong

You ever listen to love songs to try to feel like you are in the same position that they were in, or figure out if you have felt that feeling before?
music and words are made to provoke empathy and to cradle your feelings
personally I find that listening to songs of love while you suffer for it or enjoy it, is a great way to externalize emotions
Can you possibly tell me more?
Yeah. I love Beach House.

oh ya. love songs are great

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At what age did you realise you were dead inside?
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17 or 18, when I started to feel happier, I realised just how bad I was around 12-13. Things have gotten a lot better since then, now that I understand most of problems, and which problems are not mine at all.

>When I was 12 or so, developed eating disorder, had trouble eating more than a few bites at a time from then to around 16-17
>Tried jumping off of a chair to slam dunk. The hoop fell off of the backboard. Literally never ever try to dunk on something that isn't installed in a professional arena. You will break your back. Landed on back on cement, lower back irreparably damaged
>My mother says something to piss my dad off. Didn't talk to him again for over a year.
>My mother got committed some time soon because she stopped taking her schizo meds. Grandad was taking care of me.
>My uncle commits suicide
>My cousin (16) does too. Different side of the family. They didn't know about eachother. This is how I get back in contact with dad again.
>He's just completely shattered. Loved Michael as much as he loved me - maybe more.
To this day we still struggle to have a conversation that lasts more than four or five words. It's all so tiresome.
I think I spent most of those years in that sort of hyper-alert jumpy state you get in as a fear response - where every motion seems like the prelude to a strike, and almost anything will make you flinch. I was definitely paranoid as hell over that time.
As for now:
>Grandfather has clinical depression. He's had it ever since his children were around 12-13.
I try to be there for him, but it's all so tiresome. I couldn't care less if my mother died, and I would be shook if my father died, but I think I could recover. I don't know what I'll do when grandad goes though. He's never done anything wrong in his life. He never deserved his children turning out so rotten, nor his depression.
Why did god set us all on the path of such suffering?
14 i sort of died because i realised i was never going to be cool and gave up chasing women to prevent the inevitable rejection.
18-20 I died completely knowing i didnt have the work ethic to achieve any of the other ambitions i have in life.
Cant wait till i get the balls to just end it. Its been years adrift with nothing in me.
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15 when i realized that every female will reject me in one way or the other because of my beta personality
JUST FUCK YOUR FUCKING FAMILLY DUDE. They suck hard dick and you need to GTFO. Leave and try to do ANYTHING but staying with toxic morrons ESPECIALLY 4 Sisters, you can't grow a man with this much girls and your father seems not to be giving a shit anyway... best chance is run... now as you are reading me.
Bro, it has never been a question of Beta or Alpha, it's just a question of TRICKS, trick people into believing you are awesome, clever, try to dress nice a way girls like but that SUIT YOU DON'T TRY TO BECOME SOMEONE ELSE IT NEVER WORKS.

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Used to be a chad AMA
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Chad didn't want his face scarred by surgery to remove the cancerous tumor near his jaw, so instead he spent a year and a half trying to heal it with natural folk remedies.
Fuck her and fuck that other guy she will probably end up cheating on him anyway. Im sure you could find someone else even better to replace her especially with your stats.
this is the problem with people who watch anime. They all have something wrong with their head.
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I've been throught way more hard stuff than that you fucking faggot. Grow some balls and get another thot. (Protip: 90% women are thot)

Your life is only going to improve from now on

That's a big ass tumor from some rare form of cancer.

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my employment agency coerced me into signing up for a confidence programme where you do physical activities in a group with other useless members of society.
it has nothing to do with finding a job, except from the resume support which I've already had.
what do bros, i don't wanna do that shit
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First rule about this life is to never expect anything out of a new stage of your life, especially fantanstical shit like this. You're just setting yourself up for disappointment with those kinds of expectations.
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Just do it. It might be interesting, or it might be hell. You won't know until you do it.
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idk, i'd rather stay at home and actively look for jobs opposed to playing sports with strangers to regain my """self-belief"""
i'll just ignore their calls
this is exactly why you're on /r9k
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who in their right mind would take time out of their day to do activities with strangers
just to a gym if exercise is the gain

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The CIA is the most unethical, evil organization to exist in recent history.
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Right, because MKUltra really was necessary to stop what exactly from happening?

Would you like some ass as an appetizer to your boot?
>kills communists
so do communists, that's kind of like their entire reason why they're communists to begin with
The CIA is evil but the public deserves it so they're ok
Lol, check out this grammar facist, or should I say, grammar nazi.
Fascism was completely justified

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How do you cope with the fact that you're an adult kissless virgin?
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Listening to music
Smoking weed with my only real life friend who is a robot too
why would you start this sort of thread with a loli post?
I definitely thought this was gonna be a loli thread
My first kiss was when I was 12
I've kissed multiple women you'll never get my loosh you stupid succubus

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Here's a few of my favorites (all metal btw)

Also because I'm a faggot limit to 5 songs per poster, I can't be arsed to link all my liked songs here so going with these.
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> (all metal

Thanks for the disclaimer and saving me the trouble of opening or listening to any of them! :)

Try some real music instead.
Been trying to get more into metal, starting with prog

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