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I'm at a party. I'm so bored. Everyone is talking and laughing. It's not that I didn't try talking to people.

I wish I was home, programming.
Entertain me.
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>be me, deeply introverted cyborg type
>invited to go out drinking tonight for st. Patrick's day
>fucking made up normie holiday
>agree because they're my friends and I haven't gone out with them the last 3 times I was invited
>fast forward to today, rising sense of dread as the time creeps up on me
>fighting the urge to come up with a shitty excuse not to go
>just want to make a stiff drink and play vidya on the couch like every other night

Why am I like this?
Damnation. Try to get cleavage?
Just get drunk with your friends, you wanker.
Eh, I'm not complaining. I just wish I was more social.

Actually, I don't play video games. I also go out with my buddies anytime they ask. It's st. Patrick's?

There is one girl with a see-through shirt, I guess...
Try to stealthily get a picture of the see-through shirt and post it here. You'll be a legend

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>home alone with sis
>can hear her getting fucked by her bf in the next room
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>Heard my mom and my little sister talking
>Apparently my sister now has a tinder account and my mom is encouraging her
This is fine.
lmfao how old is she
she's only 18 this is retarded. i can't believe that my little sister is a fucking whore now.
Your sister just can not resist the BWC.
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oh, I thought she was yet another tween brat who goes on dating sites to chase old man dick
>tfw chatting up an "18" year old who is obviously 12

Kinda feel like I'm the only one listening to this genre although I obviously cant.
dsbm is pretty cool but most of it kind of sucks
the vocals are good when they just shriek hard as they can
DSBM is boring as fuck. Every DSBM band sounds the same. DSBM should stand for Depressingly Shit Boring Metal.
I love it. The trve robots genre.
Dude I was honestly thinking about posting about this just yesterday. DSBM is total robot music

>often made by solo artists instead of bands
>normies would never listen to it
>lyrics are all about misanthropy and depression
Couldn't get into it. Mind sharing some that you enjoy?

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If you can't get girls is there any reason to not an hero as a male?

I know you all cope and say your sense of validation doesn't come from the outside world but then insult virgins all day long and masochistically insult others like you.
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No idea, I do get them from time to time, but can't seem to get one that sticks.
beta males still have their uses, that just doesn't include fucking women, that's reserved for the big dicked alphas
Well betas are the trash women settle with to raise Chad 's babies.
only the lucky ones get that
You have to find that reason for yourself, it's not the same for everyone. For me it's that I like art and games. I did lose motivation for most everything else but I don't think I'm depressed.

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Am I retarded or a genius? I'll let /b/ decide.

>be me
>21 newly single after 6-year relationship
>bitch cheated on me at college
>go full alcoholic
>drinking alone every day
>no friends
>decide to go to a bar to be less lonely while I drink
>get absolutely wasted
>long island iced tea, AMF, gin and tonic, old fashioned, and a kamikaze
>stumble outside for a smoke
>stagger back inside to look for the bathroom

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>Am I retarded or a genius? I'll let /b/ decide.
you missed, buddy
I don't believe you OP. I would have fucking died after climbing out of that trunk, I have slept in uncomfortable positions after drinking and it always makes the hangover worse for me. But none of the places I've slept in compare to being inside a fucking car trunk
You're an idiot for drinking away your problems instead of dealing with them
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pretty genius if you ask me!
not bad for being wasted

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anybody else here a BBC addict?
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Enough r9homos for today
why do you assume 7 inches is bad for a black guy what the fuck, do you really think they all rock 10 inch cocks or is that bait
Is this logan paul on television? His hairline is better than I thought; I thought he was completely bald, what with his combover and all.
Heard from different girls that the average black dick is 8-10"
Not to be pedantic but he said "not great" in the context of black guys. So literally-speaking he is only saying for what black guys could be expected to pack, it's not great/exceptional/wow.

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>be depressed anxiety riddled oser
>somehow luck into friendship at 16
>manage to hide autism form him, he is my ony real friend
>22 and still virign loser while hes a normie chad
>just got off the phone with my best friend tellling me how he had sex and god deepthroated by some hot girl
>he literally walked into a club and she started dancing with him as soon as he got in

Im so goddamed fucking angry why do normies get it so easy?
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>Has a friend
Oh shit, I thought having friends was normal here as long as they were either also robots or only hang out with you out of pity.
The lads I hang out with kicked me out of the group twice, then asked me to come back for some reason.
newfag it's just bantz

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Femanon here. How can I trick a man into impregnating me so he has to pay me sweet alimony for the rest of my life?
Good targets? STEM suckers?
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not him but I agree with you. any man who is stupid enough to not use contraceptives deserves to pay out the ass for it. this is assuming if it's a pump and dump situation. find yourself a rich fucking Chad and ruin him. best of luck to you
report her are you fucking kidding me.
I don't need him to be a Chad, just rich. In fact, if I am physically or of his league, that just makes it easier to hook him.

Chad is for after I get the money.
Proof that femanons are bitches
Yeah my ex tried this on me and I got her hopes up, told her I would drop out of college and start a new life with her...right after she got a test to establish paternity. The look on her face man, the terror turned to anger turned to shame, i'll never forget it. It was the face of a child that had its bluff called.

She started sobbing and begging me, saying how it doesn't matter who the father is because it would be OUR CHILD(lol). She even offered to get an abortion and "try again" with me.

I laughed in her dumb roastie face, walked away and never spoke to her again. Hopefully a similar fate befouls you as well.

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>there are people on this board who are unironically right-wing
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And I'm guessing your veiws are based on anecdotal evidence?
Im socially apolitical and economically liberal. I just hate the personalities of liberals and niggers. Fuck them.
>classic liberalism
Oh yeah, Adam Smith was such a leftie.

LOL @ your life, faggot.
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>there are people on this board that are wingcucks unironically
Its not that i want to be right wing, its just that the left if unchecked will start having pogroms on straight white males who aren't jewish, and make you apologize for it after

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Just took shrooms anons, ready for a comfy trip with some music. Pic unrelated
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I've never done drugs in countries where they are illegal. How the hell do I get some LSD or shrooms when I'm an adult man?

I'm not comfortable buying online or just asking people.
Find someone who is selling them

Alternatively, grow them yourself
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dangerously magical
When you say "shrooms" do you mean psilocybin or amantia? Which is better? I know the latter is easier to get than the former.
nobody except wildmen eats amanita muscaria

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>mfw 16 years old and still khhv

Is it over for me?
underage b&

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Maybe I can help. Give me that ripe boy pussy.
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been over my dude qts already sucking dick at 14/15
Nope, I'm 18 and still a khv. Working on getting into better shape first before I start looking for a relationship. I'm going to be attending a different college in September so hopefully by then I'll be nice-looking enough to feel more confident.

My advice is that you should go look in the mirror and ask yourself honestly if you would date yourself, and if the answer is no, work on improving whatever is holding you back before you reach the age of 18. Work hard at it, and then before you know it you'll be drowning in pussy.

Good luck OP.
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Fuck off, come back when you are 18

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>tfw bussy
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>tfw pussy
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pretend I didn't forget this.
Gussy is so much better
based bussy poster
is this the trap version of the tomoko poster?

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Aniki fucking died? How the fuck did I only hear about this now? Goodnight sweet price. RIP
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Is he still the boss of this gym?
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gays go to hell anon, thats just the way things work. take it up with god if you dont like it
He is a homo and is in hell right now
What does Satan do with all of those homos? They bangin?
NO he's not
Billy is in heaven and wrestles with God

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>be me
>be footballplayer (soccer for all you amerifags)
>have a buddy to always practice with
>all of a sudden he acts weird
>always says:"go in front of me" or something >like that when we do an exercise
>every damn exercise he asks me if we do it >together
>kinda weird but i shrug it off
>at the evening i think about it
>im scared he is gay and fancies me

anons, am i the gaylord now?
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Oregano Original
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7/10 tidy but cramped
Great bedroom. 8/10. Looks adult, nice size bed, but small.
>Mouse not parallel to keyboard

Why the sofa outside the window?
wtf this, didn't even see it

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