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Our food stocks are dwindling my liege!

The peasants are leaving my liege!
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Build a granary
Build an aquaduct so it costs less food for city growth
All ai is retarded, they lose some shit and stop doing anything
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Nope, picrel is the true robot
This. Rat is a manlet, ugly as sin and horrible at everything he does.

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A new comrade joins us!
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The bear Jew...
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there's no resistance
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I am the rsistence
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look deeply into my eyes
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Do you want to kiss me?

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>be me, italian, 20
>have great gf, pretty and kind
>she dies in a car accident
>almost get over it in 4 years
>be me a week ago
>new foreign uni student arrives
>she looks almost the same as my gf
>be amazed but without showing it
>find excuses to talk to her
>her name is Liza(Elizaveta?), she is Russian but has been in Germany for years and very recently moved here to study
>she seems nice, she just talks a lot and asks a lot of questions to the professors
>kinda want to ask her out on the spot but I feel too weirded out by the similarity to do it
>finally decide to do it
>she is not so nice anymore and very cold

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>have great gf, pretty and kind
>she dies in a car accident
At least you had a gf, you knew how it felt, you felt her in your arms, you felt love. Imagine all of us who never had it and never will.
Laugh, by all means, I am a living joke
hang in there bud, theres a world outside of uni that I'm sure you'd be able to find some outlet in
the fact you got a gf in the first place puts you in a position where I'm sure it'd work out for you
I had not even considered this, I am not sure it's a good thing the way you paint it.

Would you really trade places if you could?

black men pls fuck our women, I hate them and want them to die off
I always wondered, what happens when a highly obese "human" dies, how the fuck do them move the body around, do the gather like a bunch of really fit men to try carry a 500+ pounds of a fucking sub-human, or get like a bulldozer and move the body to the nearest lake to drop it
Usually they have to chop them up to fit them in special coffins and move them with small cranes. It's honestly pretty goofy.
That would be really nasty, i dont want, for example, a fat obese bitch dying in my house and when they chop her off, it starts to spill fucking grease and fat all over my house

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Wtf happened to ASMR getting taken over by e-thots? Used to unironically enjoy it because it helped me sleep, but now most of it is cringe content like mukbangs >:(
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pic related is related to any interest or hobby and will always be valid.
there is no point. it's always the same.
enjoy what you enjoy until you can't and then find something else to enjoy.
dopamine is a catecholamine neurotransmitter, not a steroid

t. autism
i cant watch most of those without getting emotional and crying, is that supposed what i should feel? loneliness?
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I hereby claim Latte ASMR as my waifu
k bye
who is pic related in the op

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Did I got some kind of weird fetish?

>be me
>5'7 manlet
>big boob lover
>have 5'6 gf with D cups (pretty smal for me)
>I'm messaging her about how she should put on some weight so hey boobs can get bigger
>she said I'm too short for big boobs
>she hates being mocked about her small boobs
>I hate talking my height
>I send pics of me groping big tits
>she sends me a picture of her leaning towards the camera
>more pictures of her looking down at the camera with smug "are you lost my child" look

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Sounds like you got a succubus on your hands. You should start keeping track of your height to make sure you're not really getting shorter.
I don't think so Anon. She's my gf for over 4 years now and I was always this short

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Good evening lads. I have found a way to push the envelope when it comes to patrolling thots.

I'm a loser that's been buying custom porn from girls off Instagram looking to make $20 here and there.

Most of these girls selling this stuff are your average starbucks baristas or Walmart cashiers who are trying to pay off speeding tickets or save up for a new laptop. They aren't actual pornstars and have no intentions of being one.

They have otherwise normie looking accounts, there's no link to a premium snapchat or anything like that, they (stupidly) use their real names, and 90% of their posts are the typical "teehee, look what I had for breakfast." You only know they sell porn if you catch them offering it on their IG stories once at 3am, or they mention it on their obscure tumblr blog that 55 people follow and (again, stupidly) link their main social media account to.

The idea would be to create an amateur porn website that advertises these girls and their "services," turning them into pornstars whether they like it or not.

>Isn't this fucking revenge porn?

No. You don't actually offer any porn on the site, just links to the girl's social media pages, an overview what she sells, her price, and a screenshot of a conversation where she admits to selling porn (pic related are some examples I've found).

Isn't this encouraging degeneracy?

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They wouldn't do that if they didn't have thirsty faggots like you who are willing to pay.
Wont happen, trust me. I operated an adult site for a few months as a quick cash grab, it ended up not being worth the headaches. Your biggest obstacleis https://myadultattorney.com/services-item/18-us-code-2257-28-cfr-75-record-keeping-requirements/

Record keeping requirements, you need every girl who appears on your sites license and SSN, if you get audited which can happen for any reason, maybe somebody randomly tips that you have underage girls on your site, which may not even be true, they will audit you. If your records are not up to legal standard you will do jail time.
This wouldn't stop "thots" or feminism you idiot. Eventually the woman would find out and either stop uploading or sue you for reselling their photos with out their permission.

I 100% support this as a con to make cash, but don't think you're causing a social movement buddy.
imagine being this obsessed with women
I give him props, getting thee goods for cheap instead of like some cringy twitch donator. Your intentions though are fkd lol

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con calma, yo quiero ver como ella lo menea
what you listenin' now guys?
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i'm listening to this now
Dude, daddy Yankee is simply a genius, every single song he releases is a hit, the boss
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yup, indeed.
He is an industry genious and his music is always ALWAYS catchy and multi-situational
You could listen to his music at any moment and it would go great
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oh shit i misspell it.

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/self harm/
Self harm general.
Post your stories anons.
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Those look like mine, located of course not on the wrists. Note to everyone in this thread, don't use a wide blade, shit will not fade away.
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>You fags should stop now before you end up getting a big ass scar. It's cool at first until people start noticing, then it gets gay really fast.
Yeah but then you get to the point you do not give a fuck.
I scar badly as well because my skin.
A lot of my scarring is not seen as other side of arms.

I scar my thighs but cut my arms and look fucked now..
>You fags should stop now before you end up getting a big ass scar. It's cool at first until people start noticing, then it gets gay really fast.

I stopped cutting my self excessively 5 years ago and the last time i cut myself was December 2017. Yet the scars on my left wrist are still visible. Luckily for me the ones on my thights are long gone and the scars on my right wrist are barely visible.

I was thinking about getting a tattoo on my left wrist to cover up the damage I've done but I'm too broke atm for this.
I bite/scratch my hands. Rarely use tools. I'm extremely ashamed of my hands. Cant really cover wounds up, need gloves for that and that'd just make people wonder why i'm wearing gloves all day. Been doing this shit for a long time now, 10+ years (i'm 20 rn). I hate it when people show interest and are like 'wuts up with your hands'. A few close people know and they are quiet about it at least.
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i haven't cut in years.
I used to cut my feets and my fingers lol
But i grew out of it
i guess i don't really like the pain of cuts, but i like bleeding

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can we use eugenics to make everyone in the future look like anime characters?
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No I'm pretty sure we need to have noses and necks actually strong enough to support us. Also have you seen those tits? Women would stop walking by age 28.
no you retard because that's not how you get catgirls for domestic ownership.
>no you retard because that's not how you get catgirls for domestic ownership.
how do we?
Fantasy actualized is nightmare
is anyone gonna point out that op wants to turn people into fucking anime characters

i'm having a panic attack plz post positive affirmations saying i won't die i'm fine etc. plz
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It's heart problems and you're going to die.
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You see this cat? He loves YOU Anon!
ily and u will be alright!!!!!!!!!
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it's alright jebin,it's alright <3
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you'll be fine, i know it anon.
look, have some Bea trippin' on banan

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What drives janny to be iffy?
cause he got a stiffy uh

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sad anime profile pic materials here 8)

whats the fucking point in it all guys

musk just landed 3 fucking rockets from his rocket, a feat of engineering that nothing any of us can even understand the importance of

when people who can do these things exist, i realize how worthless i truly am to the world, what fucking right does this world have to birth me into a place where im constantly told how garbage i am for existing

its going to end for me tonight, goodbye
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Turns out I'm quite the Chad when I'm not a hopelessly depressed fattie. Getting fit changed my life and all it took was doing keto intermittent fasting and walking a couple of hours a day to start, progressing to hiking/trail running /boot camp/crossfit.
If Musk didn't have the capital and the engineers he would just be an Ideas Guy.
Elon didn't do shit. He contributed some minor aspects and hired actually smart people to do the job. He's a programmer and a mildly competent engineer, but he does not actually work on most of "his" projects. They are his by ownership alone, not merit.
>musk just landed 3 fucking rockets
No. No he did not. He hired a bunch of engineers and scientists to do it for him. I sincerely doubt Elon knows a damn thing about rocket science, he started PayPal for his money.
This right here. He made a lot of money from paypal (which is a pretty shitty and insecure product) and then turned around and bought his way into other companies. He's basically the spokesman for these companies because his ego is so fucking huge and he loves portraying himself like some genius that was the first person to try these things.

SpaceX landing boosters is pretty cool, sure, but he had no hand in it other than being able to convince a bunch of young, naive engineers to come work ridiculous hours for pathetic compensation in a massively toxic and stressful environment. On top of that, they STILL aren't profitable. NASA proposed reusable boosters back in like the 70s and 80s and tossed the idea because they actually did the cost analysis and determined it the break-even point would be to reuse boosters like 10-15 times. What's SpaceX's number of average reuses on boosters now? Like 2 or 3? And even the cost of refurbing those returned boosters is turning out to be 2-3x the expected cost.

SpaceX, like Tesla, while a neat idea and pushing innovation, is a total money pit that's only reason it hasn't imploded is because of the eccentric egomaniac spewing his mind on twitter has managed to convince enough dumb people to invest in his ponzi scheme.

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