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What's even the point of being invested in a relationship or a woman at all? You can put all your time and effort into both and she'll just leave you on a whim like it all means nothing. Why shouldn't people just use women instead?
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>>83875035
Kids these days. Sigh. Raised by women, never learn how to roll and smoke a fat one. Just eat hot chips, simp, lie.
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>>83874904

Pursue your own pleasure and reject the company of others who would leech off of you. Simple as.
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A real based sigma chimpchad cares not for the opinions of sheeple, just the game
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Do they instinctively know to smoke it if given one or does it have to be demonstrated to them first?
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>>83875060
https://youtu.be/fa9SZEUYPzA
I would imagine they have to have it demonstrated at least once.

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I wish I was born Asian. Theyre the best race, apart from whites. Fuck my nigger life man
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>>83874409
Saying my member was of average size would be stretching it. Slightly below average member here.
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You racking disciprine nigger boy.
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>>83874559
My Asian penis is massive.
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>>83874296
>Wanting to be a meek asian with a small dick and all your women are white dick only

Larping or Kill yourself coon
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https://www.dhs.gov/wow

check this shit out

https://voca.ro/11FRAypXGuZh
i think this
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did you make this? i like it, 10/10 ethereal vibes

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>links:
Erowid.org
Paychonautwiki.org
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>>83874686
are you a guy or girl? who're you going to have sex with? it's important to know
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>>83874697
LSD? maybe I'll give it a try
>>83874704
Girl, sex with a Guy, he's not a random person, he's my boyfriend
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>>83874704
Yeah this.
>>83874718
Will he be on something?
First time?
Do you have access to a wide range of substances or just a few?
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>>83874918
he doesn't want to be on something
first time having sex? no, first time having sex on something? yeah, first time in general too, so it's probably a good thing it's only going to be me doing anything
I can get most drugs, though I'm not going to do anything like fentanyl
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>>83874932
Oh that's definitely a brave proposition.
2C-B.
Get on 2C-B.

* Controllable
* Emotionally opening
* Touch enhancing
* Arousing
* Novelty enhancing

It's not the "best" drug for sex because there's no "best" drug for anything but it's pretty much the perfect default in cases where

* Straight sex
* Low/no experience

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>famous 6 foot tall multi millionaire
>marries young to his high school sweetheart
>she gets cancer and he STILL sticks by her side
>gives her a streaming career
>turns out some random redditor saw her cheating on him and an event 2 years ago
>nobody believed him
>turns out its true
>she suddenly has to "find herself" and "carve her own path" by divorcing him
Broooootal, there truly is no winning.
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>>83869400
literally what did he expect?
intentionally making your girlfriend more public and you want him to have trad traits?
obviously not only did personally he open the door more and give her more room to meet other guys but also give her the signal that he doesn't have jealousy for her.
if you want long term relationships don't build it up as a non trad relationships
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>>83870553
We're just getting old, anon. I'm recognizing less and less names as time goes on.
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>>83869400
>streamers
There you go, there's your issue. You should kys for posting about ecelebs
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>>83874873
I feel it. All these new names might as well be completely made up people to me.
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>>83869400
he had his share of fun with her and he's gonna move on. y'all incels live in your imaginary worlds where everything is perfect and for that reason you'll never achieve anything in real life.

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I'm releasing the 3rd and possibly final Robot Music Album in a week. Its been a long time so most people probably don't remember the earlier music like https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yMn1hzSP-V4 , but its always fun working on these because it gave me a chance to make songs about common feels.
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>>83873663
I haven't listened to a whole lot of your work, so I guess Im kinda a poser, but I remember bumping a few of your songs on repeat a couple years back and I wanna let you know that you have made some impactful stuff man, I appreciate what you do
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>>83873663
Hey man
My most active period on r9k was around 2017-8, I remember downloading a bunch of your songs to mp3 back then and listened to them regularly. Even to this day I have like 10-15 songs in a spotify playlist, most of them from that era
So, thanks for your work appreciate it

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HIGHWAY TO THE DANGER ZONE EDITION
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yK0P1Bk8Cx4

Previous Thread: >>83810515
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>>83874720
Just force yourself to cum when their faces show. Have you ever seen those like, "Corrupt yourself into jerking off to emojis" images? Just do that but for faces.
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>>83874736
bullshit. did you do it?
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>>83874810
No, but I think if retards can develop a fetish for something as retardedly abstract as an emoji it's probably not hard to do it yourself with normal gay porn or something. Or like, I dunno ease yourself into it. Get more realistic with the 2D you consume until it just overlaps. I dunno man!
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>>83874720
can't even look this up to find help, i just get useless posts about butterfaces or people arguing regular turnons or turnoffs in porn
fuck
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>>83873536
height?
Do you have a cute face?

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>watched all the good anime
>played all the good vidya
>read all the good yuri manga
>read all the good isekai
>read all the good western fantasy
>saw all the good TV shows and film
>listened to all the good music
>fapped to all the best hentai
There is nothing left for life to offer me.
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>>83873967
you could read a book
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>>83873988
i'm watching that right now. my favorite is
>"jewish investors, huh?"
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>>83874342
No, I don't think watching niggers play sportsball will benefit me.
>>83874350
I read all the good books.
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>>83873967
>watched all the good anime
have you watched stellvia? how about tsukikage ran? kurenai sanshiro? slow step? takarajima? 3x3 eyes?
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>>83873967
You sound like a manchild. Have you considered growing up and doing things people your age should be doing? Maybe instead of watching cartoons you should watch breaking bad or smth

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Epstein was nothing more than a symptom of the white patriarchy.
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>>83874822
Believe me, it would bring me immense joy if I could deliver these snippets that criticize the patriarchy in their full glory, with the audio included, but alas, the powers that be just don't want to hear women's voice.
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>>83874848
actually i just looked at the generated captions and am really amused a white girl is explaining slavery 101 on i assume tiktok as if no one knows what it is. they IMPORTED HUMAN BEINGS and USED THEM FOR LABOR and TORTURED AND KILLED THEM FOR ENTERTAINMENT. something about specifically substituting 'human beings' each time as a form of aggressive virtue signaling is very funny. also the fact she didn't touch on sex trafficking or sex slavery at all. when discussing the epstein files. but it's the modern internet so there's like a 45% chance she's trolling anyway.
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>>83874848
>>83874870
i don't think she actually said patriarchy or mentioned gender shit once, it's fully just american slavery > contemporary racism > epstein files.
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>>83874872
patriarchy is literally slavery though
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>>83874877
maybe the real patriarchy was the enslaving we did along the way...

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procrasturbating
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>>83874522
Thanks for pulling that out of the comment pool op
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>>83874894
>comment pool

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thats because they failed to capitalize on the massive advantage they have which is being white. this entitlement leads to failure to take action, you could say that he chooses not to fight a losing battle but why doesnt he just give up quietly?
ethics either turn to copes or drastic measures like risky plastic surgery in hopes to increase their chances with the opposite sex fully knowing that whites still have advantage over them.
i rarely see an ethnicel that's overweight or has poor hygiene. it's always the white incel that doesn't even try to improve his appearance.
it's so impossibly easy to get sex as a white male but they are so entitled and lazy to put in a fraction of effort that they would rather k*ll people and blame them instead.
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>>83873432
>name 1 event in the recent years done by a ricecel.
Memoryholed
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>>83874631
bazinganon you continue to impress with your ability to consistently bypass originality filters
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>>83874836
bIameshifting
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Been watching him for awhile now. He kinda sums up how I feel about everything. Eerie.
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>>83874890
at first i hated you. now you're a consistent delight to see pop up. never change, man.

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I never watched dragon ball z i just played the games that had the story in them. I tried to watch dragon ball super and other than the movies it was absolute dogshit, not that the movies were good but they were at least tolerable. Why is tranime so shit? Its got this specific way the characters are when not in battles where you have to be borderline retard tier autistic to watch it and not cringe to death
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>>83874696
This is exactly what im talking about btw, gonna talk about this fag in the meta sense since hes exactly what i mean by borderline tard autist
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>>83874680
It's the kind of media that's probably only enjoyable if watched at certain ages, it happens with dora the explorer, why wouldn't with anime?
I can sometimes watch shows like that but it's mostly due to nostalgia since I have already watched them before, I struggle with getting into older similar things I haven't watched before
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>>83874680
remember to sage low effort bait threads from bored phone babies
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>>83874680
dbs is pretty dogshit in comparison to dbz and dbz funimation dub is dogshit due to the deliberate mistranslation of the story from the manga. Go watch original japanese DBZ or Kai dub/sub for accurate translations and the movies are non-canon although I like them desu.
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Resurrection of F was actually really imo. Though, they just need to permanently kill the franchise. Hopefully with all the bs it's going through, Toriyama's death is probably a blessing in disguise. I didn't want to say anything like that, but sometimes it just has to be. Especially when they keep with the shitty powerscaling and transformation bullshit. Then, when they get that powerup, the suddenly job to everything like Vegeta with Ultra Ego. Then, Goku getting btfo despite being in Ultra Instinct and it being supposedly the pinnacle of everything like it was described in the ToP.

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Did you ever have in-school suspension? If so, what were you in for?
>I got 5 days for fighting in the 6th Grade
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>>83873079
a boy took a photo of me from under my skirt and I pushed him down the stairs
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>>83874618
CAPTAIN'S LOG:
HOT AND SHITTY
EXTREMELY GRITTY
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>>83874657
My god, i bet your pussy was awesome back then. Would have loved to find you and make you mine and fuck and lick thag pussy 10+ times a day for the restbof our lives
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There was a mall behind my school and I would sneak out through the back and go eat Chinese food and shoplift from the stores. I would be back by the end of the day to get to the bus, one day I got caught and was suspended for a week.
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>>83874806
>My god, i bet your pussy was awesome back then. Would have loved to find you and make you mine and fuck and lick thag pussy 10+ times a day for the restbof our lives
anon, what?

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for jewish fables
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FOR JEWlSH FABLES!
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I guess it's too late to care. I realized how true this is for arabs, they're the ultimate form of mad and spooked.
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>>83873296
How did you type the same message twice
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>>83874653
Death to all typographers.

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>>83874640
Coool man..
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>>83874640
What's wrong with bikes? Also nice AK-12 art.
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>>83874640
i thought you hates it when girls fuck niggers
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man what the fuck did bikes do to you? /o/ wants a word


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