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like 80% of the posts on twitter now are blue checkmark accounts

you click on their profile to investigate further and theyre pumping out tweets literally every minute

just straight up botfarms flooding twitter because the blue checkmark subscription gives a payout for ppl engaging with your tweets. They always post the most thoughtless generic shit but it gets pushed to the top of your feeds because bluie checks get priority tweeting. Holy FUCK its like tiktok brainrot but on steroids. Just the most pointless DRIVEL circulating from LLM generations

As somebody who has no friends and generally relies on 4chan and twitter for current event discourse this is driving me FUCKING INSANE and is really stretching my grasp on reality right now
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>>83669367
Yeah, Tumblr isn't bad at all. It has surprisingly low censorship too.
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>>83667632
There are many on X who have nothing worthwhile to say but who feel nonetheless compelled to say it.
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>>83667632
twitter purely exists for following porn artists, stop interacting with any other part of it
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>>83668525
This image explains like 99% of the posts on /pol/, that board is boomer central
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>>83669650
when I was flirting with men from /soc/ soo many 40+ men hit me up that admitted they were election tourists it was disgusting. Oldest was in his 70's

Why are women so intent on infiltrating men's spaces then trying to change it to their whim?
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>>83666501
Jim is so right about Northland btw, that place is a fucking ghetto May be even worse than Otara.
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>>83668290
Northland is just a reserve for feral maoris with meth loot drops
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>>83666486
feminists whine about sexism while bending over to get pounded by men.
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>>83666501
i wonder what she thinks those men have in common with her to talk about, house decoration? clothes shopping? lol
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This is an issue with my local fire department but not because of women but because most of the guys are just too old to realistically do the work. I work in an office where the problem is discussed

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You have no fucking idea how absolutely fucking furious this thread made me. If it wasn't fucking obvious already I was the "sage" person near the end.
https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/83658750/#83658750
The fact shit like this just passes by the people of this board with little to no resistance. I thought you were fucking better than this.
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>>83668682
>you got mad because of a thread?
Yes.
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>>83668369
People like OOP and her faggot boyfriend should fucking pay for what they've done to people like me. It's only what they deserve.
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Congratulations, OOP. You've earned the ire of many, MANY people. And it's not for no reason at all, it is for a very specific reason.
Enjoy.
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The vendettas I possess and carry with me. I didn't gain those simply because I felt like it. They all have very good reasons. Your name gets added to that list if you betray me, steal from me, etc. or, in OOP's case, piss me off beyond belief.
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Nearly every single woman on this board has some camwhore past a bf or both. You are getting mad at the sky for being blue

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>treat gf kindly and with respect
>she treats me like shit
>treat gf like property and tell her to do things and not ask
>perfect behavior, no shitty drama and shes constantly all over me

What caused females to behave like this ? Why have i been told to respect women all my life when they so clearly want to be treated like property
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>>83669554
because shes likely a bpd retard, dont lump us all in with that
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Bitches be cray cray
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>>83669554
>Why have i been told to respect women all my life when they so clearly want to be treated like property
you know why.

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Friendly reminder that Turkish women are all secretly whores for BWC because their niggerly race simply can't satisfy them. In the US alone you have about a 50% chance of ending up married to one if you just rape a random turkslut you find walking on the street. They won't even fight it try it boys

How do I stop being a blackcel?
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Compare your pic with picrel and you'll know the answer which is: 'Don't look too happy'.
Women and whitey hates nothing more than a happy looking nigga.
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>>83667093
Don't be a lame (more important than anything else)
Be /fit/ (the bare minimum expected for niggas is lookin like you hoop at least)
Have a well maintained BLACK hairstyle (dreads/locs/cornrows etc all acceptable, no smash bros or buzz cuts or going bald)
Be friends with other blacks (makes all the other shit easier since they'll put you on + you won't sound like a crakkka)
Don't look like you got an urn for a bathtub, moisturize WELL
that's it basically, thugmaxxing is a meme btw don't let niggas gaslight you. As for your pic good fucking luck finding a nerdy black girl that ain't fat. Lock her down ASAP if you do find her doe.
>>83667150
they're sayin this the reverse Michael b jordan
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work dat BBC nigga
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>>83667093
youtube.com/@webelonginafrica44

No, thats a real channel...
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Aw they look sweet together

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How do people not have at least 1 million dollars by 30?

Im a social outcast autistic loser who had a below 2 GPA in high school and had no friends, grew up in a lower middle class family, extremely lazy, and even I have over a million. How the fuck are normalfags so broke?
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>>83668592
No. I love my parents and I will be sad when they die. But I have to be realistic and recognize how their finances influence my future plans. There are better things for me to do right now than worry about money
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>>83668418
being part of the bottom 99 percentile does that
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>>83668443
>I'm a subhuman normalcattle who puts brand recognition over functionality
Maybe this is why you're poor
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>>83668418
I don't have a million dollars because I was born into literally nothing, unlike your trust fund baby ass
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>>83668545
>howd u do it >.<
> >.<
What's your problem

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I have been coming to this website since around 2014 or maybe even 2011 at the earliest. I wouldn't be able to give the exact year because I didn't even speak proper english when I first encountered this place. No matter how much my life improves, no matter how secure I get. Somehow I always have this push to come back. I don't post as much as I do, but I still lurk. This familiar place, it feels good. No matter how much of a shithole this is. I can't believe it. Fuck this place. Only a minority of you guys are actually likeable souls that deserve good coming your way. See you tomorrow.
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who cares what a brown faggot thinks

Search no more fellas! You've found your soulmate!

Honestly bros, I don't know anymore...

I can't believe I have to do this shit again and again till the day I die
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>>83669165
>Try giving up possessions and quitting your job
circumstances surrounding my upbring have lead me to not permit myself to own muchs stuff, and I literally took a year off of work to sort-of "find myself"
All I got is more confusion and less clarity than ever

Call it anhedonia or whatever but I've (sub)conciously "trained" my brain to not feel anything that comes from the external, be it joy or grief
I'm at that moment in life right now where I eat one meal a day, sleep like 6 hours a day, and just... ruminate
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>>83669139
Did you know that snake cocks are covered in spikes? This effectively make it the specie best adapted for the auto-felatio length world record
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>>83669139
what if incarnation is real... would be pretty fucked up because any negative karma you accumulate and don't resolve in this life you'd have to deal with in the next life
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>>83669377
No retard. It's the worst species for sucking your own cock. Because your dick gets stuck in your throat. And you die. This IS the image of the snake eating its own tail. Imagine choking to death on your own dick. Forever.
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>>83669386
If he eats his own tail he might reach his dick, are you a snake deepthroat fetishist detector? The point is that the snake's throat is very elastic, so he can get his dick stuck down his throat and still breath.

>seriously anon? you are still playing your computer games? didn't you say you will stop it once you have a girlfriend? I am here and now what?
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>>83667112
>>seriously anon? you are still playing your computer games? didn't you say you will stop it once you have a girlfriend? I am here and now what?
yeah deal with it retard
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One time during my psycho BPD ex's 4th unhinged tantrum of the week, I just got up, walked over to my PC, and started playing TF2 lol
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>>83667112
Objection denied, balls full, grok must cock slam too
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>>83667112
You're not here; I am still staring at a computer monitor.
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>>83667112
>I am here and now what?
Come play with me, woman!

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>drink a moderate amount
>get a nice feel good drunk
>drink a lot
>get headache
how do chronic alcoholics exist? do they not get headaches or dislike vomiting?
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>>83669124
every time i drink a lot i just drink a lot of water before sleeping and wake up feeling fine (apart from feeling tired)
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>>83669124
and they build a tolerance so what they consider a "moderate amount" increases over time
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>>83669124
I can have 20 drinks and not vomit. I don't get headaches either I just get really dizzy and feverish the next day
>>83669137
This guy gets it
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We have a tolerance also a good amount of us are genetically predisposed to process alcohol better and enjoy it more
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>>83669124
one drink every 30 mins and drink all day. never fucks me over

I want to cum inside femanon's tight pink pussy.
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>>83669387
im a guy and my asshole is stained brown because i dont wipe after shitting but you can cum inside me if you want

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What do females of this board think of feet becoming very mainstream over the past few years? Suddenly okay to lust over it?
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>>83667648
She isn't Homu, but Homu has great feet. Approved.

>>83667674
We can delude ourselves at least, anon.
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>>83668351
NTA but who is that then
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>>83667530
As someone with a reverse(?) foot fetish (someone touching mine, licking them, kissing them, etc.) I am glad that it's becoming normalized. I never understood the issue to begin with, it's just a body part like tits or ass.
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>>83669205
Some girls are just repulsed by feet in general so they are repulsed by men attracted to feet. My ex was like that (fortunately I don't really have a foot fetish but I would suck toes if she wanted).
My brother was also like that, he wanted to genocide footfags lmao
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>>83669205
iloveyouiloveyouiloveyou!

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>be me
>get home from office job
>sleep for a few hours
>wake up
>roll over, hungry
>start munching on nearby bread
>turn light on
>that shit has gone moldy
it's only like, green/blue and not black... so i should be OK, right anon?
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>>83669247
you will be fine green/blue mold isnt anything to worry about
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>>83669247
You're fine
Solid 3/10
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>>83669247
You are not kill But likely shitting your ass out later OP
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>>83669247
I think it's a bit hard on your kidneys but it won't kill you
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You most likely will be fine, vast majority of molds are whatever and are fine to consume in small amounts. The main reason is that there are a few molds that that produce extremely toxic byproducts that can cause shit like organ failure. A missconception is that if you cook moldy food it's fine to eat, and while cooking kills the mold it doesnt destroy the toxic byproduct compunds.


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