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getting ready with your bf for work (and the domestic life) edition

last bread: >>53418036
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you gaybois should join
https discord_gg/nYJMmn
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>>53460449
>you gaybois should join
>discord shilling
Silence
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>>53460449
> Sissy sanctuary
Be a faggot somewhere else
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How lonely are you anons
How soulcrushingly bored do you get
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>>53460617
I usually get to 5/10 on the soul crushingly loneliness scale

I don't mind being alone most of the time which doesn't help finding a bf

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My dream is to become a proper snu-snu and find a cute, young boy to bully and pamper. Then I'll raise him to be my perfect husband.
Do boys actually want this, or is this w phenomena in the 2d realm only?
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And just like that you all fell to your knees for some larper. God do you people have no will.
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>>53453896
you are probably a childless 30 year old roastie trying to cope with the fact that no one wants her get a cat or something
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>>53454762
>same
We're all gonna make it brah
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>>53454733
I feel you, bro. Disappointment is a bitch.
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>>53453937
>>53454102
>>53460434
>>53459874
>>53458533
>>53458179
>>53458122
>>53457349
people really out here taking this bait
why?

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If Trump loses next year, will the US descend into a civil war?
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>>53460168
Thats a good chad capitalist, focus on politics but only to figure out when to invest. Why play the game when you can play the players?
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>>53459662
The only reason he won in the first place is because he was going up against Hillary Clinton. Americans really don't give a shit about him, only a minority.
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>>53460323
cry harder.
>voter turnout in 2010 was 41.8%
>voter turnout in 2018 was 49.3%
we haven't seen those numbers since 1914. 41 house seats were flipped in GOP strongholds with varying degrees of gerrymandering. he was literally blown the fuck out by people who usually do not vote. you can try and insult me or whatever, but it really doesn't work seeing as i never indicated that it was the largest blow out in history. nice try.
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>>53459662
no. most people just bandwagon.
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>>53460187
Not saying they don't deserve a Darwin Award, but it's prime bait. Can you imagine the aftermath? The media would show the photographs of dead people nonstop, variations of "US military massacres unarmed civilians" would be in every paper and magazine cover. And someone might use it as an excuse to kick off the boogaloo.
No downside in my book, retards die and corrupt politicians get hung from the streetpoles.

Why do so many AGP Eggs post on 4ChAnnel?
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who knocked
>>>/lgbt/
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>>53460850
Who do you like most?

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So I just had a tonsillectomy and after all of these years of living, have finally been given the ability to breathe properly. What are the best exercises to meditate/astral project/ or potentially open the third eye?

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If 80% of the women are only attracted to 20% of the men, then why is it that there aren't huge armies of incels out there? Also why is it that the population is rising instead of falling? Why is that most people aren't virgins then?

Why is it that I often see people who contradict the stereotypes?

This incel redoric is getting out of hand.
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>>53460826
attracted =/= constantly having sex with
if the incel rhetoric is right then therefore it can be easily implied that women - being cock-hungry whores - will do with subpar men until chad is willing to fuck them

have you ever seen anything as disgusting as the hentai they make for this shit? I can't imagine anyone jerking off to this except for boomers who don't know anything else exists.
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>>53460545
>porn ads
what kind of retarded zoomer shithead doesn't install an ad blocker?
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Yes Sir I've seen it.
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Hentai is so unrealistic.

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Someone should morph the Laura meme with that dead chick that looked like Laura Palmer that hit a tree. Yes Im on drugs and haven't slept in 3 days but thats not the point anon
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>>53457196
Hows this faggot?
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>>53457870
That's actually really close to what that bitch looked like.
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>>53458886
who the fuk we talking about, cowboy?
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>>53457196
why did you have to remind me? i calmed down for a second.
Tfw no autistic furry gf
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>>53457196
I am intrigued, what am I looking at here

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Ideal Female thread?
We all know that some losers are willing to lower their standards for the sake of getting a gf.
It doesn't matter if you are ugly don't lower your standards
Whats your ideal roast?
Post her
anime not welcome
mine is
>small chest
>wide hips
>round butt
>plain face
A girl is useless without a good ass
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>>53460437
duh i don't go out with ethot orbiters sorry my guy now dont you have to go and buy your ethots bathwater
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>>53460507
Duh if you're my ethot then I get your ethot bathwater for free duh, now come here and give me a big ethot kiss duh
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>>53458361
but she is a girl
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>Face of a skinny pale Nordic goddess
>Tits and stomach of a thicc Latina
>Booty of a fat black bitch
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>>53459181
Are you the OP of that thread, the qt with the blue eyes

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Has anyone ever believed in you?
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I'm an alien. A lot of people believe in me.
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>>53460841
that makes one of us dude

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Just turned 30 and realized my life is almost half over.
At 35, which is soon, I'll be half of 70 which is pretty much when men die in my country.

Why do I complain? Because I'm barely over my mental puberty. I haven't even lived yet and haven't even enjoyed my life. I've never tasted alcohol or had sex. I've just studied and spent time alone, all this time.
Ultra-sigh.
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>>53454154
Then let us die having lived.
Go do SOMETHING ANYTHING, just to make it a bit easier when the time comes
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>>53453742
>>53454154
>>53454173
>>53456317
The clock is ticking friends. You're living your life right now. Every second that passes is gone forever, you probably have about 1,261,440,000 seconds left. What are you going to do with them? What CAN you do with them?
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please pick up s o m e t h i n g that fulfills yuu . .
something doing, or done
.
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>>53453742
At least you got to be in the right body everyday for thirty years.
You don't wake up seeing how masculinised your body is despite medications that were too late because of parents that didn't love you and you see yourself and just weep into your pillow for two hours. Until theres nothing left inside you.
Then you put on that stupid act and pretend to be a guy again.
At least you know that your failures were your own choices; your own inactions.
At least you had a choice
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>>53453742
Mead is the only one that tastes good. Rest tastes like piss

Ever since I was a child the default race in my mind's eye was anime people. Every person I knew was anime. Every imaginary person was anime. All dream people are anime. You are all anime to me everywhere but reality.
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>>53459787
Lucky bastard
I just assume they're gross overweight neets
Because life is unfair in the most common places
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>>53459787
Shiro poster is anime

I just found out the effects of circumcision and... wow. I fucking hate my mother and want to cut her clit off just so she can she can feel what I've been through my whole life.

I'm so fucking done with life! I wanna saw my fucking dick off it's disgusting it doesn't fucking work right it's goddamn deformed. Not even masturbating feels good my head is dry and has no sensitivity. Not I have to spend hundreds of hours, many months and a lot of goddamn money just to stretch my shaft skin back over the head just to somewhat replicate how it should be. FFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!

I'm gonna fucking kill myself one of these days. No only am I a mudslime, short and ugly but, my fucking dick was fucking mutilated when I was a baby. I wish I could get isekaied into another world with a body that doesn't diguest me.
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>>53460472
does your foreskin cover your glans?
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Nigga shut your goddamn mouth. go ahead and cut your dick off because nobody gonna want to fuck an incel
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>>53458707
Try prostate orgasms man.
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>>53460747
No stink
Not disgusting looking
Makes (You) consider suicide
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>>53460747
in the odd case ur dick becomes so deformed it becomes tiny engorged bloodbags your dick can provide extra stimulation or some shit

it's cope

>>53458707
I'm sorry your mum mutilated you without concent as you left the womb, i wouldn't find solace until i found her utterly traumatized at the actions she commited.

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*blocks your path*
How do you proceed?
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>>53456771
I don't, i have just arrived my destination
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>>53456771
Sauce?
Origithickshecock
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Bite their cock off, walk past them, spit it out and then call them a faggot.
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>>53459944
>Bite their cock off
Careful you don't suck on it for too long, homo.
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Kick in the dick and go on with my day. It's not that hard especially when their legs are spread that wide.

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what is the highligh of your week so far, anon?

i got to eat a jelly donut with a carton of strawberry milk.
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drank some 211 and watched 90 day fiance after my first day at a new job
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>>53458926
where do you find whole cartons of strawberry milk? all i can find is chocolate or banana milk at the store
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>>53459237
it was a small, kid-sized carton. i'm not sure, i didn't buy it myself.
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finally beat a boss in a video game and got lucky on some drops
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>>53458926
I want to slap your ass while feeding you strawberry milk from the carton :)




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