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Shut up Lammy you poopy butt wiper.

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>older brother was bullied at school
>tok his anger out on me
>I tok my anger out on my little sister despite being her friend
>she didnt have anyone to take her anger out on
>made her a completely social shut in
>one day she visited her grandparents on the other side of the country
>never came home
>mom went to get her
>refused to come back home and made her granddad force mom out of the house
>sister then spread false allegations about our family to relatives and even child services
>grandparents backed her up because shes their only grandchild and they'll do anything to keep their name
>she cut all connections with family
>changes her name to a boys name
>even started HRT and shit to "become a boy"
>nothing happened with child services because she was lying

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>hatred and failure is genetic
>your entire family was doomed from the start
The OP is probably mentally ill, like the rest of his family, and he shouldn't be overly hard on himself.
she's just some nutcase, if my sister lopped her tits off and asked me to call her adam I would stop talking to her
Meh. I'd say you should feel bad but her coming to become a nasty tranny is her own choice and absolves you of any wrongdoing.
Girls can never be robots.


Sounds hauntingly similar to what I'm doing to my sis now.

I still have a flip phone
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I like flip phones aon
Who cares? It shouldn't matter unless you don't like using it, in that case go buy a smartphone. You can get some for relatively cheap these days
That sounds nice. I wish I had acquaintances so I could justify having a phone
Objectively better phones than smartphones.
Do you sell drugs ?

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there was no thread up
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And you have statistics to back up these claims of massive risk, right?
Fearmongering is lame, anon. Don't do it.
Listen, you're a fucking idiot for ordering drugs off of the clearnet. You deserved to get scammed. I am happy there are still retards like you in the world, I am going to make bank scamming off of retards like you all my life kek
Every time I take psychedelics, people turn into ape like creatures. Everything has a really "primitive" vibe to it.
Do listen to him. He's right when he says be careful
I get that with weed sometimes. Feel like a caveman

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A long time ago...
A LONG time ago, I was dating a bunch of girls. Like 3. I pursued the most promising candidate, the one I found most attractive, and we started a love affair, that lasted a long time.

There were some problems.
There was a breakup patch, and a reunion, and eventually, because of relationship deterioration (I correctly suspected her of cheating).

That woman hurt me, and left me angry and resentful.

Even that was something that occurred a long time ago.

I'm still angry.
I've been lonely for so long, so very long.
I feel horrible, and I feel like its killing me.

All I've ever wanted was a loving and fulfilling relationship, and I've never been in one where I felt safe and happy, except for the one where I suffered horrible betrayal.

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Man up and move on. Keep yourself busy to distract yourself. Bitches aren't worth shit anyway, so focus on yourself and hobbies. Start lifting and working out if you don't already. Better yourself and quit feeling sorry for yourself
ah shit dude you got soft locked
okay you just gotta hold down the power button for ten seconds and then it should hard reset so you can start over
cheers :)
Thanks. /end thread
sorry it was lame
Men dont pair bond in the way women do. Stop being a bitch
ya can't go back to that person before nothing can make you whole again
the sooner you realize that the easier it will be to move on
if ya can't do that theirs always the rope anon

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Play a song on any instrument (even just singing) and others guess what song it is


Do you know the song?
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If you're talking about my job, that's me. I don't know how to sing though.
I can't believe I've missed a Norwegian. Every time I've met one, they've always had the most pleasant voice.
>If you're talking about my job, that's me.
>I can't believe I've missed a Norwegian.
If you're the girl from yesterday, then you already replied to him yesterday.
you guys should get it without any hints
I was wondering if that's who we were talking about because I didn't think I missed a vocaroo thread. Wish I has paid more attention.
derail here's a thing I made in audacity
me on guitar

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Post some examples of NPC's you found online. It's amusing.
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Honest question:

Have you guys asked a person if they have inner thoughts? I honestly haven't even asked someone this but I'm 100% sure that at least 2 people from my work don't have inner thoughts. I think it's easy to tell with the NPCs who literally never shut up. Either they're talking or they're singing out loud. The rare times where they're silent, I think they truly just have nothing going on in there.

Truth be told, I actually kinda was on board with the NPC meme even before it got popular. I've been working with these two people for a while before this meme and I have definitely noticed that it seems like they're just on autopilot. Before NPC, I used to call people like these "autopilots", or just simply empty. Yeah, the empties is probably a slightly better term than NPC.
people just think in different ways

umm sweetie just shut up and listen. im getting laid every weekend and ur not.

let the sink in.
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guy who wrote this poem.

I don't know. Maybe? I mean, the way it's explained, the UNPC have inner thoughts and some even have to train to cut down on those inner thoughts. It doesn't seem to be just thinking, but rather the ability to introspect yourself and be deep in thoughts. It seems like with NPCs, rather than thinking, often times, they're just going with the motions, like the aforementioned autopiloting.

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"You want to WHAT? Drain my girl-balls of she-cum?? Well, if you insist Anon!"
Don't you mean girl-ball?
But girl balls is a-ok with you?
>tfw taking hormones and nothing is happening
Other then my dick getting a little bit bigger (I think), I'm pretty fucking sure hormones are just a meme.
I hate these threads because nobody ever talks like that.

"Oh hey, can I have some of your fries?"
> "you want some of my fries? Well ok, if you insist"

It hurts my soul

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You have to choose one of the 4 locations + 3 of the items listed above.

You have to survive for 2 weeks.
There are no other humans around in any of the locations.
You don't have any extra items besides your usuall clothes.

Top left: Namib desert
Top right: small island next to Thailand
bottom left: Australian jungle
bottom right: Sibirian forest during winter

Pick one and explain why.

inb4 "Get the rope and hang myself"
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The other three
>Shrivvle up without food in the desert
>Freeze to death in Siberia within a few hours
>Be stuck on a shitty island with no where to go, get scurvy and then raped by some Thai trap

The Australian bush up top end has shit tonnes of food and animals, fuck loads of ways to get water too.
5 litres of water, small tent and 10 energy bars, 3 most important things for survival are food, water and shelter also the island
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Alright, I went full retard and mistook a saucepan for a frying pan. I still wouldn't choose it though, but it could be useful for boiling stuff
Machete, water and matches in the forest are the only good answer
I pick small Thai island
>small tent
>5 litres water

I spend time chilling, collecting rainwater to supplement my bottled water, and sleeping in my tent. I leave approximately 7lbs lighter.

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>cant stop eating
how do I sew my mouth closed?
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>today: chicken wings with cilantro
>tomorrow: chicken wings with cumin
i have already cooked
No, it works because your body uses ketones and fat as energy instead of glucose brainlet.
Ive never heard of fat being burned just by drinking a lot of water
You have now buddy. Drinking water on an empty stomach can increase your metabolic rate by at least 24%.Look it up.
just try it for 2 weeks. 4 liters a day. I promise you will see results.

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I've been quite happy these days. Everything seems to be going fine for the last months. I'm financially stable, can afford most things that I need. Of course I still have some problems, but it's nothing compared to the things that make me happy. I don't have a girlfriend or boyfriend, and even though I kinda think I would be able to have a good relationship with someone, I'm ok with being single. I don't do drugs neither alcohol, simply 'cause I don't feel like I need to. It really feels amazing to live life like this, and I hope everyone could try it at least once while living.

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do you do this every day?
a balanced diet is key to health listen to mom
Holy shit I've missed you buneposter.
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buneposter, im getting sunday depression because I have to wageslave from 8:30-4 tomorrow. Can you cheer me up?
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Sex Doll thread part 2

Previous thread: >>48304277

Looking for the experienced sex doll anon who posted in the last one giving advice. I know what you said about dolls under a grand, but I want to run this specific one by you. It's more about her looks than price. She looks closest to the kinds of girls I used to date and she looks more realistic to me than a lot of the other ones I've seen, even on some of the top dollar sites. Is it possible that technology has gotten better in the past few years, or is it likely that she'll still be stiff and sticky? Is it best to stay away from amazon dolls in general? Thanks in advance.

I'd be willing to put $20,000 down on a sex robot if/wen they can clean my cum out of their cunts
I don't know that I'm willing to pay that much. Sex has a threshold I'm not willing to pass for. I'd just waste some time on women for that price.

As far as cum cleaning goes, you can just wear a condom with a sex doll. You would have to with real women anyway. Or you can just go at it raw and put a condom on when you're ready to bust. And occasionally raw dog to the end when you don't mind the clean up. That's what I did with my ex-fiance for years.
Just found these dolls, they are very decently priced. Watched a video of one in action on pornhub that was very life like, and the owner of it linked this site.


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>tfw no succubus gf to hold hands with
why do i go on?
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I think you meant to say blessed
>tfw like cocks but don't like men already
futa are the next step in human evolution
>tfw like cocks but don't like men already
Me too.
>tfw futa are not real
Am >>48308774
The lesson to learn here is don't let an obviously evil spirit have permission to modify your soul. Spirits emit energy that is absorbed and integrated into human souls just by being around them and many people who were possessed had a third of their soul become like the demon possessing them. Scary stuff, dude. At least my experience got me to look deeper into this stuff, and cocklust seems like a relatively small price to pay compared to what other people went through.

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As a brown man, how hard is it to obtain a white GF
Just go to a college campus in the US and watch as roasties line themselves up for you in an attempt to score brownie points (hue) with the invisible progressive tallyman in the sky.
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It looks like in Europe its easy
But do me a favor and stay away
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When it comes to the dregs that are coalburners, the threshold for Chadism amongst niggers is much lower. Your chances are higher than us only ever so slightly.
>stay away
Yeah I don't wana go to Europe anon, you're welcome

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