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Hey, Nonny! How was you're day?
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i'd cum inside emma stone t b q h with you f a m
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lmao remember when she played a hapa
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>>40480669
Emma Stone, you are a Goddess
I love you.
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>>40480669
>Good how was yo-
>right before I can finish my sentence I jam my already hard dick down her throat and sum upon insertion
See you next week for my next load dispersion
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>>40480669
hnnnnng i love jer

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>someone at work asks if I was crying
>attack them and say i wasnt
>mfw i was
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>>40480408
iktf bro. crying is a sign of weakness and once those "people" smell it then the bullying will never stop. i'm glad i stopped crying
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>>40480655
I'm a manly man too

I don't have insurance

It's not legal over the counter

You can get a prescription pretty easily these days

>>40480706
It's okay to cry
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>>40478988
Fuck.

>Life is in shambles
>Fuck something up at work
>Start crying silently while working the cash register
>Cunty baby boomer says sarcastically "Well you sure are friendly" and rolls her eyes at me
>Feel shittier

Kill all baby boomers
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>>40480769
You're not making a very good case.
But it's somehow very compelling.

How do I get a prescription without medical?
Don't they have to adjust it too?

I'm just a poor student.
I can't afford a lot of doctors visits.

inb4:
>that's what the gay 4 pay is for
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>>40480893
You need to see a doctor for a prescription

It will cost money yes

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>tfw shitty resume because unskilled NEET
>tfw want to get a job at H&M
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>>40480840
sounds queer. get a job as an attorney or something instead.

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>women can literally get a high paying career just by fucking the some guy
>somehow this makes them oppressed
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he was never going to make them big lmao. weinstein is pretty powerful in hollywood but he's not the sole decider of who becomes an a-list lead. the women who say he tried to harass them but never got physical are the most famous ones out of the accusers. and the women he raped hardest were the nonactors.
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>be ugly jewy beta
>work hard and start a business to finally get womens attention
>they fuck you for favors but resent you for it
>some of them later out you as a "rapey creep" in the media
the plight of the non-Chad
The only winning move is not to play
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He's a pimp. They are his product. Quality Assurance, nothing more.
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>>40479633
Be honest, OP. I don't know what he really did or not, but ask yourself that question: if you were to live surrounded by the hottest women on Earth and had opportunities, would you make a move on them? It must be tempting everyday.
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>>40479689
and for each, there are a thousand willing to suck a guy who knows the guy.

none of them will discuss the other truth:

you cheated to get where you are.
your success is a fraud.
you are an accessory to his sin.

next on fox?

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why are asian women so charming?
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asians are starting to look uglier to me for some reason i can't put my finger on
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>>40480774
I know right????? They totally are
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>>40480827
whatta qt
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>>40480807
maybe because they're taking all the high paying jobs and real estate
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They're succubi, like the rest of females of any race.

>have class with rich Chinese girl
>thin with very large tits and attractive face
>we were partners for first part of semester
>one time get drunk and send her a sticker via FB messenger
>she doesn't respond and then asks "what's up?" the day after
>feel embarrassed and don't respond
>next time in class she touches my neck and laughs
>confused, i awkwardly try to play it off and laugh
>few days later we lock eyes
>intimidated, i look away and look back at her
>she's smiling at me
>i smile black and look away again
She likes to play with men's desire like every other sultry whore. I know this because she has a boyfriend (who is white) as we speak. She just gets off to the idea that other men are attracted to her and she enjoys making them flustered.

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>See constant threads about girls shitting on manlets on /r9k/
>Be 6ft 2in white guy
>Be borderline sociopathic, barely have any empathy
>Use Tinder and match with only really short girls
>Exclusively seek out shorter girls (5ft 4in or below)
>Talk to them and casually bring about short guys
>if any of them talk shit about manlets or say they're gross, I start pursuing them harder
>Ask them out with the promise of sex
>Take a small bottle of mustard water and hide it in my jacket
>Go to the roastie whores place
>Make out or whatever and then right before we're about to fuck ask to be excused and go to the bathroom
>down the mustard water
>go back to see her
>hold back the vomit
>When their clothes come off I immediately start vomiting all over and spray it as much as I can

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>>40480576
Thank you, based tallfag. If I could, I'd make you an honorary manlet, but I doubt you'd want that.
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They're going to triangulate your identity.
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thank you based tallbro
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>>40480723
I get a kick out of it anon. Its important to fuck over these entitled whores
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This is ridiculously faked but I'm loving it all the same.

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robots, i need your help

>3 year hikki neet non hs graduate
>never had a job
>passed time browsing, playin vidya and anime/music
>computer breaks over 4months ago
>needs repairs but can't afford
>look for jobs but no car/bike so have to apply within walking distance
>jobhunting past few months
>only one job left with no minimum qualifications/experience reqs
>basically should be able to get hired here
>5 mile commute (2 hour walk)
>job is warehouse related and requires you to be on foot
i really need this job, im not one to beg but i am here because i am in need of help
this job is my last chance, I have no idea when the next opportunity for a job to become available that is also within reasonable distance that will also hire a non-graduate... I couldn't realistically expect myself to walk there daily for the first month while being put to work for another 7 hours walking even more lifting/moving packages. It can be done if I can use a bus until the first paycheck to buy a bike, please robots this job has been up close to a week and last time I thought I could wait for another week to apply to a job it was somebody was already hired.

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>>40480676
dude tell your mom to loan you the money or go to a bank and get a loan. 72$ is fucking nothing
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>>40480901
i am neet but i am not going to do that and I can't ask for a loan I don't think - I have $11.30 in savings and this is for my phone bill this month so i can get calls in case i get hired.
i don't have bad credit btw in fact it's nonexistent --i just really need to be hired and im running out of time for this job while it's still available i need to aply asap

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I'm about to shove at least ten gummy worms up my butt. Are there any health problems with this? Inb4
>You should never put anything in your ass dumbo, you are so dumb ecksdee. I could get stuck lmao.
I've done stuff like this before, and they have never once "gotten stuck". Even if they do I have a way to remove them. I'm only leaving them in for about four to six hours, and them being solid gummy worms, I don't think that's enough time for them to be absorbed into my bloodstream. What do you guys think?
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Rip OP DIED LIKE THE FAG HE WAS
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literally just get an actual dick to fuck you, faggot.
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There's a gif of an Asian girl shitting out a block of gummy worms. If anybody has that please post it

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I'm not even left alone in my own home, there's nowhere I can go to escape the electronic harassment. I'm not fully in control of my own actions.
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the wording on this is unsettling

Virgins, how close have you come to losing your virginity? Your answer will determine if there's hope for you yet.
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Some of these posts...just...HOW? Please tell me this is larping or a joke or something.
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>>40480570
I can only speak for myself (>>40480310). I assure you I am not larping. At least my story isn't nearly as sad as some of these.
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Naked in a car, fondling and making out but no sex because no condoms and she doesn't want birth control that was 6 months ago. Now she is sending me titty pics and I got a feeling I get to bang her before the end of the year.
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>>40475513
I've gotten 5 different girls into my bed and fooled around and touched but I bitched out everytime because I know I'll suck at fucking and also my dick is like 3 inch soft 5.5 hard and maybe I've seen to much porn but it feels small. I am 2 years away from being a wizard.
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uhhh
hugged a girl once

>make plans with oneitis to go halloween decoration shopping
>dress up nice (fitted jeans, white vneck, leather jacket, freshly showered and styled hair)
>show up
>she usually dresses in these great sweater dresses and wears stylish jackets and coats
>today she's wearing jeans, hoodie, and no make up
>hair tied in a bun

what did she mean by this?
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>>40475973
>fitted jeans, white vneck, leather jacket, freshly showered and styled hair
Are you the fucking Fonz
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>>40475973
>vneck
holy shit no wonder you're just her friend
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>>40480381
vnecks are qt tho
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>>40478226

>how do i make a move?

You should never have time to ask this, especially not to a random third party. You make a move the first time you interact with a girl or nothing you ever do will be recieved as a "move." How she dresses doesn't even matter, The window's looooong closed, you're even less than a fried to her, move on
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Not OP but why are you guys ripping so hard on V necks?

Are they not "in" anymore?

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Any robots had luck on this shit?

Its dry as fuck, not even the uggos or fatties match me
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>have 1.2k matches after a year and have fucked 30
>felt like I finally graduated from being a robot
>now I see a ton of other robots get lots of matches too

Well, back to thinking I belong here again
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>>40477663
What was the second sentence?
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>>40480775
you know what it is

it's time
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>>40480751
I'm a fembot by the way
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>>40480562
it's not you. women are the problem

I'm calling out for someone referred to as BDSM Imouto. Please come say hi.
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>>40477416
I'm just looking for someone, no story
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Not trying to do harm, I just want to reach out.
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Bump
BDSM
Are you there? Would be nice to hear frkm you.
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>BDSM imouto
who's that then?
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>>40477040
pretty sure she was fake, op

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I want a belly girl thread.
I saw a pic of a blonde with a pot belly lying on her side on this board, anyone have it?
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had sex with this girl close to 150-200 times throughout the course of a year.

kinda miss the ass and belly but her face was fucked up so i moved on.

thoughts?
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I consider this an ideal body
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>>40480501
pretty girls are overrated
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>>40480843
face matters more than body
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>>40480747
Hnnnnnnggg. Does anyone have any more Asian belly girls? Pot belly, chubby, bbw, I don't care.

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Dearest E

Please message me when you go home for the weekend. The thought of you never coming back truly breaks my heart. If you don't want to be with me anymore, please be honest with me and tell that to me instead of giving me false hope. That would be easier for both of us.

I love you a lot and I hope everything is well, you have a beautiful soul and deserve to be happy. Remember that I will always be there for you no matter what. <3

J
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>>40480306
get the fuck out of my state immedaitely
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To C*t*:
Heya, it's me. I know you'll never read this, but I figured I'd give it a try with everyone else doing it. I'm glad I could send you the emails that I did after everything that happened, and I hope you read them one day. Thanks for making me feel whole again. I miss you, and tell your parents I said that I would love to meet them one day. Try not to miss me.

From some guy a thousand miles away from you who has a similar name to yours.
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>>40480339
>originally
go on
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>>40480532
Damn you /r9k/ for not letting me kek. Fuck off you robocuck.
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dear black people,

you smell.please stop stealing my shit.like...out of my asshole. i dont burn coal. i have no sheckles for the toll. kthanksbye


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