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Fapping to anime feet hands free tonight and just wanted to tell everyone
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>>51587365
based. enjoy feetbro
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>>51587365
Thanks for sharing, anon. Keep us posted and share a rating of your experience:)
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>>51587365

Why feet when there's thighs?

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>office dress code says I have to wear shirts with collars
>wear t-shirts with hoodies
>no one dares speak to me about it
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>>51587437
Is that motherfucking Kyle Bosman?!
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>pretending you have a job
The absolute state of neets
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>>51587437
good job setting the management against you lol

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>Come home
>See mom and uncle (her brother) together
>What do?
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undress and join
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shitpost on /wsg/
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>>51586974
No joke, I knew a lady who used to claim that her husband had a weird relationship with his sister, almost as if they were secretly having sex.
Few months ago I heard that they got divorced but no one can specify why, so I want to believe it was because the sibling were actually fucking.
They are from georgia
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post about it on le reddit and gain infinite karma and le reddit gold!

post movies/games that women will never understand
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>>51587261
I preface it with modern. Did you skim over that?
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>>51586840
Haven't seen the rest of Taxi Driver yet, but
>Shinji's perspective in NGE
I relate to and feel for Shinji the most out of the cast in nge; most importantly I had an absent mom and a not-so-great dad who clearly didn't care for me much. I also often seek out solitude, yet yearn for acceptance, and have dealt with other somewhat similar issues, etc etc.
The Godfather trilogy was gr8 as well.
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>>51587281
He uses eb*nics, did you really expect him to comperhend your post?
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>>51587160
Nobody in their right mind would be willing to read even a single page of the utter shite that Ayn Rand wrote. That bitch was nuts.
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inb4 the new blade runner movie with that guy who was in Drive
>>51586465
whoa.......there is no god......damn......women...cannot......fathom.......this.....

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I haven't showered in 4 days

Who else here /stinky/?
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>>51587171
I don't want to put on dirty clothes after I shower.
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>>51587195
The way you worded it seemed like you rarely shower.
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>>51586992
>>51587121
>>51587174
How do you guys do it? My head gets terribly itchy after a week and I can't stand it.
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>>51586973
Yeah I've lost track.
>>51587257
Sometimes I can't go for too long for this reason. Depends on climate and hair length.
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i used to go two or more months at a time with barely any hygiene whatsoever

barely started brushing my teeth once shit got serious (lost one, and some bone loss on my upper jaw, my gums are probably going but they've still held out over the lats decade or so)

i'm better at it now though but
eh

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Listen and fucking learn, robots:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ioQZrMQegj4

Stop dwelling on your failures. Make an effort so that your first impressions are strong.
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>listen to a nigger
No thanks I'm not an idiot.
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>>51587448
Okay, then sit in your room crying. not my problem

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Feels good right? Gotta help those poor migrants, you have had your chance already and failed according to them, they would rather invest in muslim scum than in you.

How can you go on r9k and not be against MENA migration? Do you enjoy living in third world slums? Because that's where you will end up, that's where your governments want you.

What do you have to say for yourselves, I'm talking to people here who don't see how our countries are being infiltrated by scum and who allow it to happen.
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>>51587076
Anon, our home is in Heaven not earth.

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They ruined my dream and hooked me on drugs. What about you?
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>>51586906
Tell me the story, anon. I don't have much to do anymore anyways.
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>>51586492
Did you read his past threads? He was gonna kill himself to reincarnate as a girl, which is his "dream"

>>51586906
Is she BPD? We just got one of them saying shell kill herself and say her ex raped her in her goodbye note.
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>>51587202
no she didn't kill herself
she just made up all kinds of rumors and stories about me
didn't say i raped her or did any depraved shit
but the rumors still turned alot of people against me but she did blame her mental illnesses for her toxic manipulative whorish degenerate
behavior
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I can't wait till weed is legal here, having to go through scummy cunts and being fucked around sux.
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I was overshadowed by my "friend", made out to be a depressed loser/freak and then made fun of for being edgy and depressed.

Fun, I know.

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>when the discussion starts going some places that offends a certain people
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>>51587180
Man I was about to lay into that anti-life faggot too. Everything was a-ok up until the nigger faggots started losing their arguments. Fuck them and their enablers.
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>>51587249
Just post it here then, I'm sure he'll at least read it.

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I was on the first date in my life and wonder if she enjoyed it
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I texted her it she got home (she was going by bus) and she texted
>yes, and you?
and I said that I too and the conversation ended...
I feel like im boring person
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anons tell me something nice..
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>>51586509
Wait a day then ask if she wants to go out again. If so, great. If not, still good to take the step, now it will be easier next time.
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>>51585972

The question you should be asking yourself is:

Did you enjoy the date with her
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>>51587393
Obviously not because he was too stressed out worrying about screwing up.
Yes op I am a professional mindreader.

OH NO NO
OH NO
NO NO NO
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>>51586958
Why would you warn people before doing something mister Logic?

It is venting.
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>>51583216
Wow. Only took 2 days, yet they let that Christchurch thing just happen.
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>>51583371
>There'd be no more white girls....
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>>51587106
He was emulating that guy who announced his shooting at that community college. Most likely trying to make an epic meme of himself like that guy did, too.

Why are you trying to make excuses for this little bastard?
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>>51581169
this so fucking much. We might as well move to Yuropooria, back it up boys, freedom is over.

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I'm going to use black magick against twitch streamers and someone's going to get really fucked. promise it ;)
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>>51586062
https://youtu.be/ig9HztI9-nY
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>>51585628
https://youtu.be/hlay3hNmVx4
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>>51585628
https://youtu.be/l8jCsCohPiI
https://youtu.be/BDArf0xoHVg
"you're so fucking gay twitch. gayer than the biggest homo aids infested pedo"
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https://youtu.be/ZPzsx3AdHpw
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I had a dream amouranth got merked in real life at twitch con...guys it was just a dream..

https://youtu.be/gkURwfjB8W0

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Posting a Woomy everyday until i get good at Splatoon 2
Day 38
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im going to complain every day until i get a woomy GF
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>nintendo
enjoy being a virgin manchild forever
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>>51587374
most nintendo owners are parents with children actually. you can believe whatever helps your insecurity though.
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>>51587398
>source: my ass
As if you are a parent. Hahahahahaha. Lmao.

why are white nationalists against non whites fucking white women if they prefer asian women anyways?
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>>51586563
Not really, Ive seen this argument before. Thats an additional black child that wouldnt have been born otherwise. Also have you met intelligent black people? They just act uppity and spend their time manipulating white guilters into giving them more free shit. They dont contribute anything of any value. Blacks never do
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>>51586623
>Thats an additional black child that wouldnt have been born otherwise.
when black men dont fuck white women they fuck black women which is worse
>Also have you met intelligent black people? They just act uppity and spend their time manipulating white guilters into giving them more free shit.
they just need to get bleached more and they will behave like white people
>>51586601
would you be okay with a pajeet or an arab being in an interacial relationship with a white woman?
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>>51586298
I wouldn't consider myself a white nationalist.
but I don't care who you fuck.
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>>51586722
>would you be okay with a pajeet or an arab being in an interacial relationship with a white woman?

I personally don't care as I'm ironically only into asian women. I'd just respect them less than if they got with a white or asian guy. Not that they care about what I think.
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>>51586298
Fuck you nigger trash burn in hell

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happy birthday Cindy

I hope you're happy with whatever guy you're with now
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wish we could have at least fucked
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>>51586874
is this an r9k girl
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>>51587357
and /soc/ and various other boards

p. sure she's had at least 40 different guys from 4chan inside her over the past 5 years




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