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It may be a bit early but why not?
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Ill take the bottle of whatever Canadian whisky you have, and if theres no Canadian Ill just have a bottle of the cheapest whisky you have. I just wish I could feel something inside other than emptyness or despair or hopelessness. Sometimes getting drunk helps, other times it makes it worse. Hopefully it helps tonight.
What about you, bartender? Hows it going?
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>>45552851
Thank you! How are you feeling.
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>>45552879
I'm doing alright, I just like talking to people having a rough time
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>>45552957
Fair enough. I like these threads. Thanks for starting them. And fyi, its never too early to start drinking
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I have moved past the stage of pulling my hair out worrying about money, a place to stay, vehicle repairs, and all other aspects of life. My savings have run out and I have no way to replenish them because I can't even get a basic job stocking shelves.
I haven't paid my credit card bill for 2 months. I stopped paying for car insurance. My car has no coolant and needs a new battery. People say I owe them money for inane bullshit. I am about to start living in my car.

All I can do right now is sit here on 4chan drinking. I don't even cry about it anymore. It's just been accepted as a matter of fact. I might end up using the last bit of my savings to buy a gun and end everything though.

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>hur dur if youre a communist why dont you go live to cuba
I might.
>5 to 1 women to male ratio with all the thic booty cuban girls i want
>talk about communism openly
>live like a king with a few american dollars
>see proffesional plays
>best healthcare in the world
>cheap rum, cigars and food
>dress like the che guevarra without giving a fuck
>still get wifi
>have the state raise my kids in the commie youth
>buy my electronics from the us anyways
>be away from the us before wwiii

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theres a purple plastic penis in my butt omg :3
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>>45552995
you are useless
originininininininininianlaffiogewlGR
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>>45552995
you better be a dude or i swear to god
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>>45553090
umm mayb

Reminder that if you don't main Torbjorn your not a robot
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If you play normiewatch you are not a robot.
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>>45552360
>Reminder that if you dont main Torbjorn your not a robot

*sad beep boop*
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Finally a good thread in this shit hole. Proud torbmain here with ~300h. Gm done. Easier with chat muted
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>>45552686
Oops no picture. Oh well the shitty thread will die anyways
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>>45552360

Torb has fucked many women according to the lore. How the fuck is that the robot class?

I main junkrat and Roadhog because they are the only true robots of the bunch. They deserve their own game.

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Why do fembots like fingering their brappers so much?
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>>45548561
Because I wasn't talking to (you)

>>45548516
This is mostly true, but not because I like the "power" of being lusted after, which is what I think you're alluding to, but because I know I can perform that duty. I don't think I can perform the duty of being a love object. I know I can exhibit love, but I don't think I can be loved. It would be very difficult and possibly impossible for me to find a guy who will actually love me, so I think it's better if I find a partner who I already know doesn't. It's like not wanting to hold a precious relic because you're scared of dropping it.
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>>45551069
fun fact it was a white guy though. I can't find nogs attractive now.
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>>45551103
>family friend to a ghetto family who is white
Makes sense desu I bet he only ever approached your family after having spotted you. Decent people don't want anything to do with gangsters and criminals after all.
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>>45551260
my immediate family is middle class, but yes it was out with my country family. The generation after the country folk all ran to the city and became trash, my mom's sub-set is the only offspring doing well
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>>45538459
Nah, buttsex for women doesnt really feel good. The only way it does is because the vag is parallel with it and you get soke sensation from it

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This smug spic ruined everything for me. I lifted 4 fucking years for this girl, reaching my full peak physique (a tall Aryan fit male) but still she goes with this border hopper. How the fuck does this make any sense? Why would she do this?
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>>45552515
He probably wasn't a narcissistic fuck. If you only get fit to get laid, you're doing it wrong. You have to get fit because you like the feels of the lifts. Girls know man. They know.
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>I lifted 4 fucking years for this girl
self improvement should be done for yourself, not others
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>smug spic
>lifted 4 years for this fucking girl
>tall fit aryan male
>goes with this border hopper

wow its like girls care about more than appearance
chances are you have a shit personality if you think that highly of yourself or think that shes supposed to bend over backwards to suck your cock 24/7
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When does this become spamming?
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>>45553044
Actually fuck it, post it every day. At least it's a demonstration of the deluge of child idiots coming here more and more each day that pushes me further and further from using this garbage board anymore. Fuck everyone in this thread.

BUMP

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You ever consider living in a van, /r9k/?
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>>45551434
Insurance should only no more than 200 a month if you're a complete pleb

>>45551443
You can definitely register a vehicle while homeless, I know several people who have. Might require creativity ?
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>>45551150
yes go to any area where the homeless hang out and just spend some time their watching the way they live. it is fucking filthy, not in the natural way like wiping your ass with leaves and bathing in muddy water. also they already make these things called RVs that you can live in that have actual bathing appliances beyond a filthy rag in a bucket. for some reason this shit (cargo vans) are fashionable because i guess living in a manufactured home is just too low brow.
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>>45551634
not sure if this is meant to be coherent there boss
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>>45551882
He doesn't have a very good concept of money so he suggested buying an RV and discussed the fact that homeless people are often dirty.
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>>45551918
fuck both of you, idiots
search craigslist for the following
>panel van adapted for living
>used RV
literally the same price
my POINT is that living in a cramped cargo van is fucking filthy on account of it having no ability to regulate temperature (without some expensive fucking custom setup and even then) and no shower system or toilet
if you "consider" living in a van, you should also consider simply being homeless in a camp, because hygienically they are one and the same
where the fuck are you going to drive a van to anyway, work?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z6rT9-MONWY
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>>45552668
finnish
the band is "Haloo Helsinki!" they have a number of decent tracks

heres another of my favorite from them
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DbGlNa4gZpw
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https://youtu.be/UQhs92kW_3g
Not too weird but I imagine most people wouldnt enjoy it
>>45550779
Based Sufjan
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>>45552668
>>45552772
This one takes people by surprise, even if you don't know the language you'll notice the moment when normies usually lose their mind.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ncBQKBFtNRs
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>>45552843
>>45552772
I am really enjoying this Finnish music. I also quite like the latter song. I have something kind of relevant I guess. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uKtgiZPw6Cc
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VLfzvUvTXgY&t=18s
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=obYs8HG3lKQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LArGlfEVYqM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7eqlyFAX2aE

pretty much any military music

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>normalfags kicked me for no reason and got a 7 day suspension on CSGO
>again
>haven't masturbated or looked at porn since Friday
>it's 1am and I have nothing to do
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Fapping isn't worth it, stay celibate and conserve your sexual energy. Groin tingles aren't worth feeling like shit week after week
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>>45553020
play some old music
remember
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>>45553059
But what am I supposed to do? If I fap, I will feel good and then fall asleep. If I don't fap, I will sit on the computer all night.

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>giving myself an enema in the shower
>a big nugget slides out of my ass
>goes into the shower drain
>shower drain greedily slurps it up
>turd nugget is now stuck in the drain
>bathroom smells
>running hot water in the drain

what else do i do robots

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>"t-thanks for the towel, coach. by the way, h-how did we do out there today?"
What do you do?
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I sage because you need to stop with this
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>>45552608
Bumped just to spite you.

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I just want to give up on the normie wagecuckery and become a trapslave prostitute for a few years desu

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>be me
>graduating high school in less than 10 days
>somehow managed to play the chad and acquire myself a decent harem of women ranging from 5/10 to 8/10 despite being an utter robot at my core
>have women buy me dinner and ride because I'm poor
>touchy with some of them
>shipping out to the army june 11th, probably wont ever see them again.
>will never be surrounded by easily accessible women again

How is your quest for women/love going robot?
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Pretty fruitless. There's this qt chubby 7.5/10 Asian gril that I hang out with. We're touchy with each other, but I don't think it'll ever move beyond friendship. It's comfy, though.
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>>45552991
That's pretty much how it is for me. I haven't banged any of them but I know for certain that I can bang a few of them, I just really don't have to enter that stage of a relationship knowing how emotionally empty I am. I envy you faggots who actually have emotions

Here's a messed up question, anon. Have you ever made a girl cry? Not your mother, sister or a stranger. I mean a girlfriend or potential bone.
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>ask girl to marry me
>she starts crying even though she's smiling
>she starts shouting "Yes!" multiple times
What the fuck? Is she making fun of me or is the idea of being married to me so bad she cries?
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>>45551971
Yes

We were on a date, and driving along highway 1 in California; a narrow twisty very scenic road along the coastal cliffs.

We came around a blind curve, and some idiot was trying to make a u-turn in a camper, blocking both lanes.

I said "hold on", and swerved off the road to avoid it, as there was no time to stop.

She was convinced I had decided to kill myself and take her with me, by going off the cliff into the ocean.
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Jaja yesssss
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Yes. A few times. Most women in my family. And friends. But it's cool, apparently. Women just have emotional quotients more than me I guess
Even if there's no reason to cry. a woman can find or make one. Just like a man can make a problem
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>>45551971
yea she was bringing up some petty shit while my final paper was due the next day so i asked her why she doesnt love me anymore and that got the clingy bitch right quick

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last thread archived, rate my interests please as well as post your own
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>>45551345
>Not into music
>Vanilla porn
I fell for the nofap meme and how is listening to Frank sinatra and Glenn miller not into music? I have other tastes but I would have to say that those are my favorite.
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>>45542128
autism or teenage crypto normies
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>>45537087
as an autist my ultimate obsession is the favourites list.
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>>45551661
nice album, my dad used to blast that out of the garage in summer
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>>45551661
cool
>>45550117
wow thats a bad tv pick
>>45549478
faggot
>>45549325
funny guy


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