>wanna try banging a tranny>ones in my area on grindr are either looking for 30+ year old hairy men, not 21 year old twinksI cant even win by being a fag. FUCK my chud life.
>>83659236>chud>>83659236>banging
>be at a family gathering>a male and a female cousin are there, both social rejects and kinda ugly (runs in the family)>decide to break the ice and talk to them>become frens>decide to experiment a little and create an incest baby between them>talk to each of them to earn their trusts and talk about their love life>both are lonely and want a gf/bf, male cousin is horny tho (unsurprisingly)>create a group chat and basically start conversations but qucikly stay quiet so they start bonding>plan a day at the movies and be a chaperone but again, leave them alone for the most part>talk to each of them about the ethics of cousin dating, convince them its what royalty used to do and that it's not really that dangerous genetically>male cousin finally folds and tells me his shameful thoughts about our cousin, tell him it's all natural and maybe his parents wouldnt understand but i do and also encourage him to pursue it>plan another day at the movies, this time they hold hands while we are watching the movie>female cousin is more private but finally starts talking about catching feelings for a secret guy>idea.jpg>plan watching movies at my apartment this weekend, obviously will pretend i got instantly busy and leave them alone for a few hoursComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
You shouldve left a nanny cam there anon
>wake up>do nothing all day>go to bed>upset I did nothing all dayhow do I break the cycle?
>>83658984By doing things but for the love of god never confuse being productive with having 0 free time. You don't know real stress until you're over your head with responsibilities you can't get out of. Like a student counsel leader who has endless responsibilities and their father own the school or something. Very niche interpretation but if you know you know.
Be my accountability friend on discord. I'll help you do things and in return you help me too.Can't go another year like this, but I don't think I can do it alone.
>>83659018I'm pretty much the same as this guy >>83659028There are no meaningful connections or things to do at work, and I don't think I would tie myself to one if it wasn't for the money
>>83659130I think I need irl experiences sorry anon
>>83658984Get a physical calendar and start circling things. Any excuse to circle a future date will do. The coming week is the most important but circle as far out as you want. I just put up dates for a local food bank (am poor).
I think I have autism anons I've never been able to truly bond with people overall. I'll try to reach out but people are repelled by me for some reason. I'm not ugly or unhygienic but after people get to know me for a few minutes they instantly become mean or treat me like a retard. I can never truly bond with someone who actually looks at me as their equal anons. I was looking into it and one of major signs of high functioning autism is inability to make friends anons.
Foids will use the penis pillow.
>>83658540I'll rub my clit on any pillow, fuck the shape
>>83658540Rather have this than a real moid's dick because the pillow is guaranteed to be nice to me.
>>83658540so kawai1i!
>>83658540Our penis pillow is a Boba tea pillow that I put beanies on
>>83658616>>83658636>>83658647>>83658700Say hiiiiii to Mr. Wiener.
Being in your 30s and desperately craving (legal) teenage emo pussy is genuinely the worst hell on earth. Its all I think about all day but I will never not be perceived as an old loser by them. Im only 5'10 and skinny too so I cant even daddymax. My goal in life is to be able to consistently pull girls like this. Its the only thing I care about.
>>83654024Not reading all of this retard
>>83637765You're half right. It's good for men to value youth, as it allows for maximum fertility. The proper way for men though is to bag the teen / 20s, breed her, and then stay with her and the children. The men who attempt to just fuck and move on are right to be hated.
>>83637177My sperm has a healing factor that keeps it fresh. Your eggs on the other hand have an expiration date.
>>83637080Do emos even exist anymore?
>>83652158I'm the actual anon you were asking. Mostly local hardcore shows.
Warming Up EditionIt's Momcest Monday! You guys know what it is all about, share pictures, thoughts, and stories of your own lovely mom, MILFs, or any other relatives you fancy. Discussion of the biology, poIitics, and psychology of consanguinamory is encouraged. Cucks, cuckspamming, and fetishspamming ARE NOT ALLOWED!Previous: >>83579576https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/83579576Story Library: https://docs.google.com/document/d/e/2PACX-1vQd5IRmkPtsZPdaLoh6_NTjLj9RsEyEz-tI-nITar_cjgJGH5YLRu9Trja2-7lzA4lk-K7BZ_ByadkS/pub
>>83658335Honestly with the sweet thing your daughter told you, it would be amazing if you could one day tell her the truth and have her accept it and understand that you two are not weirdos, but normal people who just are in love. But that is a chance 1 to a trillion so likely never happening.Honestly, now that we talk about hidden abuse, i do wonder if its predominant, or if actual mutual passion is predominant, you know what i mean?Aka, do you think more people are in love the way Nomi and her brother, Brosis and her brother, and You and yours are, or do you think you are the more rare scenario, and abusive incest is more common among siblings?
>>83658511>our daughter knows her mommy and her uncle love each other as a mommy and a daddy do>she's happy for us and agrees to lie for our sake>we move away and start living as a normal family>our son never even finds out his parents shared the same womb at one pointThat's the pipedream alrightFor a number of reasons I sadly think abuse is a hell of a lot more common, we're the lucky ones
>>83656639I mean i also don't like that everyone only interacts with brosis and nomi, its a momcest thread, the brocons should just make their ownBut nah Felix was real, why we shittin on the king? Felix and Dexanon out there living the lives we all wish we had but at least we can be happy for them
>>83648054Grim, but did you do it?I miss sleeping with mom. I was still sleeping with her when I was 19.
>>83648054>>83659181my mom asked me if i wanted to sleep in her bed while our dad was out on a trip (while i was in college)i declined with humor because i was extremely uncomfortable (and aroused).she wanted my diuk
staying up late and taking it easyhow has your week been so far, anon?
>>83658738I've had a rough week. Arguing with the gf. Had quit drinking but started again yesterday, now day drinking at work. Kinda horny but still too shitty with gf to do anything with her. Work sucks. Wish I had some time to sit and play vidya on the couch with a bro desu
>>83658738They're slightly cutting my hours, and I feel like that bitch of a supervisor is enjoying it. Damn heifer.
>>83658923i know it doesnt, but it is what it is. some people live and some people waste their lives drinking til they die. me personally im so special and so different i absolutely MUST die!no but srsly i cant take another day waking up in my life unless im abusing SOME kind of substance. today its alcohol, tomorrow itll be stimulants, the day after maybe weed, or more alcohol. idunno, kind of a downward spiral for me,. but while im here ill give what i cangonna take a shower to try n feel a little better n then ill be back even more belligerently drunk
>>83658930Yeah, glad that it's almost over already.
>>83658974Woah MAN im feelin GOOD
I have a huge momcest fetish. I can't seem to be able to get rid of it so how can I move past it? I want to accept it without acting on it so it doesn't control my life anymore. I believe in God and sometimes I wonder if this is some kind of test or something but apparently I keep failing over and over again
Just replace your mother with someone else? My fav smut story ever is some shit between sisters but I don't feel any of that because I don't insert any real people there. Use your imagination
>>83657641well whatever you do, don't get a girlfriend, and tell her you have these thoughts. And then when you introduce her to your mom, she starts befriending your mom. And then she starts borrowing an article of clothing from your mom here and then, and starts wearing it when you and her have sex. And then she starts dressing like your mom. And then she says things like "you like fucking mommy? you wish i was your mom don't you?". And then she says she wants to explore your taboo kinks more. And then she's making you look at photos of your mom while she makes you cum. That does not solve the problem.
>>83659123>don't get a girlfriendWas it ever an option?
>>83659132maybe there really is a higher power watching out for us
>>83657641Why couldn't you keep this on /x/?
A zombie apocalypse would be so terrifying in real life. Shit used to scare the shit out of me as a kid.
>>83658467They can't swim but special infected may be able to still fuck with you, hunters can jump very far, spitters spit pretty far and tanks can throw cars and rocks very far too.Also there's a 99.999% chance you're not a carrier in which case you are fucked cause the green flu is everything-borne and constantly mutating.
>>83651079My favorite apocalyptic fantasy is everyone disappears, like I fell into an alternate timeline where most people are gone and only occasional stragglers remain.Very kino, not much danger, still can find people if needed.Resources on day 1-14 are plentiful and I have the time and leisure to prepare as needed.>>83651418In real life, assuming its not airborne, it would easily be survivable outside a huge city.You can hunker down for 2 or more weeks and the corpses can't move.Only 1 week would be enough to make them too slow to chase you.If you don't have enough you can ask a neighbor to share, or just take it because what will they do about it.Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>83658686Well stay the fuck away from stray dogs.
>>83658706Green flu and wwz are the worst ones by far that I know of.The former is simply unbeatable, too virulent, zombies too strong.The latter has zombies so OP they can cross oceans.I see a lot of zombie media copied this, "infected dead" by Bob Howard did something similar by letting the bloated bodies cross the shallow waters.MC may have a cool bunker from his crazy uncle, but he still needs to worry about zombies floating onto the island.
>>83659108I feel like the green flu is even worse cause you get crazy ass mutations in just one week and it's established that they are still mutating as time goes on, since the second game is just 1 week after the first and there's already new special infected, so what's to say there won't be even more fucked up ones after 1 more week and then another week?Also not only is it airborne and carried by fluids but also all mammals, even if you get to a private island what's to say it won't mutate to effect birds and fish or even bugs? Or to make intelligent zombies?
big bang theory editionhttps://perchance.org/ai-text-to-image-generatorhttps://rentry.co/waifu-local-guidehttps://www.unstability.ai/https://app.prodia.com/#/art-aihttps://stablediffusion.fr/webuihttps://stablediffusionweb.com/DeepFloyd-IF#demohttps://pixai.art/https://leonardo.ai/https://bing.com/createhttps://huggingface.co/spaces/black-forest-labs/FLUX.1-schnellhttps://hailuoai.video/Previously >>83621836
>>83656894>"Omg they used a banana in it"
>>83657082>"...I'm not going to get to waifu school on time am I?"Outlook not so goodNightynight thread
I wonder what other farm jobs Hana could do. Maybe she could make a hearty country breakfast?>>83651888Is there any way to discourage people from going to the doctor over literally nothing?>>83650867Cute tessellated waifu.
It looks like she can.
Back to cute date outfit wauf. Working out and running almost 12K with her was fun tonight, but now it's time to drink and watch animu with her.>>83656638But she is still Kana so just a cute airheaded ditz! That's why it's so perfect gap moe.>>83656664I know, it makes her look so cute.>>83658526>tfw no waifu to cook breakfast for you
>Meet girl>Hit it off>Have some things in common>She asks for my phone number>I try to play it cool, don't text her same day>Text her the NEXT day>Three days pass>No replyWhat the fuck. Is texting the NEXT DAY too desperate now? Is it commonplace to now wait like 4, 5, 6 days to make sure you don't seem needy or whatever? Keep in mind, she asked me for my number, not the other way around.
>>83657660If someone disregards me for not sending a message after a day, that person is not a good lay, might as well go for a prostitute
>even thinking about or considering playing into roasty shit-tests for a microsecondAnyone that does this is a total fucking retard. If you're interested in someone text them the moment you feel like texting them like a normal person. If they don't like that then they can either communicate it or ghost you, in the later case you successfully filtered a retard and can move on.>but I want to put benis in bagina of someone who doesn't even want to be around me when I'm authenticLet me introduce you to the concept of prostitution OP
>>8365782624>>83658539I wouldnt disregard but if it was done purposely its just stupid
>>83658613>but if it was done purposely its just stupidfairthe one who accepts exchanging contact info should be the one to confirm the interest in the first place.
>act like a functional adult>give women the ickwhenever attempting to attract the modern woman, you must think to yourself, "What would a complete and utter retard do in my stead?", then choose to go down that route
White women are done screwing around, they're coming for you incels.
>>83659031That's clearly a tranny you fat retard
>>83659122>doesnt know whar actual women look likefag
>>83659113Almost all these threads are direct reposts from /pol/. The sooner /pol/ posts outside of /pol/ is banned, the better.
>>83659031Thumbnail looked like she was handing me a pill aggressively
>>83659048I'm ICE and she terrifies me. I'm not going to work tomorrow.
>no fear of pregnancy>no need to pull outFuck pussy. It needs to go up the butt, fembot. True straight males don't care if they get shit on their dick. Your guts should be the color white from moidgoop and it should be repeatedly injected and splattered all up your butt crack until your local moid's balls look like shriveled raisins. Simple as. Fake femcels if you wouldn't give butthole to your local moid. You can't use pregnancy as an excuse anymore.
It feels kinda nice when girls look or turn their heads towards me. I'm not sure what their intentions of looking at me are for, but it's better than being invisible I guessMaybe things aren't so bad after all
>>83658945>>83658970>>83658996samefag by the way
>>83659016Sure thing, little fella
>>83658944Are you also a manlet? The looks O get don't seem to be out of malice or anything like that
>>83659111>Are you also a manlet?Well...yeah why else would I replyI wouldn't know unless I stare them down, which would be rude, since they only gave me a glance. So I just assume it's out of wariness/malice and move on
>>83658934So good news, turns out I'm stupid and didn't know 164cm was closer to 5'5" rather than 5'4. So I can say I'm 5'5" with shoes on and 5'4" without shoes!
