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So recently there has been a lot of controversy over what exactly a robot is well let me explain.


>Male
>Virgin
>KHV
>Usually Neet or Hikikomori but some have wagecuck-tier jobs such as working at a gas station or fast food
>No girlfriend
>Lonely
>No goals in life
>Usually no friends but some do have friends but not many
>Socially awkward
>Autistic
>Some hate women and prefer 2D
>Stands up for themselves against normies and bullies examples include (Elliot Rodger Caleb Sharpe Eric and Dylan Nick Cruz Chris Harper Mercer and Seung-Hui Cho

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>>43434960
>"it's just not possible" is not a good reason why someone can't be a robot.


Fuck you too anon.
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I tick most of these boxes but I'm excluded from the internet retard group because my weewee went in a lady?
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>>43435646
>my weewee went in a lady


GET OUT REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!.
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>>43435659
all it takes is $40 or maybe less if you don't ask first ;)
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>>43435672
>all it takes is $40 or maybe less if you don't ask first ;)


GET >>>/out/ normie you don't belong here.

It's been 10 years, lads.
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>>43433664
BC was way better and LK started to suck, Cataclysm was dogshit.
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>tfw decided to try ff14, i will play a female miquote and behave cutely
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TBC > Pandas > WoD > WotLK > Legion > Vanilla > Cataclysm
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>>43435503
>WoD that high
>Vanilla that low
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>tfw you will never sail into Northrend for the first time ever again
>tfw you will never march through the Dark Portal for the first time ever again

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My gums have been receding very fast and now my canine teeth are literally disolving even though I brush often. When does it end bros?
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>>43435375
How old are you? It is one of my nightmares to be above 20 and have braces. I swear they design them to look as unattractive as possible.
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>>43435142
Yes I do drink soft drinks regurarly, or used to. Should I stop?
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>>43435142
Also how is early decay treated?
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Are teeth fucked?
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>>43432927
Mine are just coffee-stained to hell, the worst part is my breath honestly. Even when I floss the worst offenders of my teeth (between my one baby molar that never had an adult come in), I have postnasal drip on top of all that. Even when I floss, brush, wash the hell out of my mouth, that pungent mucus sludge always persists through all the minty products. I could keep spitting it out but it continuously comes back. Doesn't matter if I use mucinex or what have you, I just keep coughing it up and it smells like death. Been like that for years.

If white women dated out of their race as much as asian women do, there would literally be mass genocide committed by white men on the other races that white women get with.

Asian women are the ultimate expression of race traitor, hypergamous, whore-ish social status climbers.

Asian men should start executing these types of asian women en masse in their own countries as a show of force that this type of pathological degeneracy will not be tolerated anymore.
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>>43433207
t. jelly gook
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the thing is that asian women dont date down
they dont date/breed with subhumans like white women do
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>>43433689
This but you have it severely wrong

Asian men are raised with the expectation to be the dominant male figure. They make the money, they make the choices. But Asian women in America don't feel the same pressure anymore. So they all pick weak willed white men to dominate over.

Why do you think the most common liberal couple is WMAF and not conservative? Even though conservatives love obedient housewives and are more masculine than liberals? Because asian women aren't looking for 'masculine white men', they are looking for guys in the OP
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>>43434129
not gonna defend bad hygiene but if these basic smells turn you that off then you might be gay
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>>43435706
this is why the rare sight of AM/WF doesnt piss me off its no downgrade on either side

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>people still unironically believe 4chan is a group of neohacker murders and the darkest depths of the web
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>>43433989
Well that's not true. It's not all of us. And I'm pretty sure most of the pedos are into lolicon.
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>>43434343
holy shit, eternal dubs. the prophesy is fulfilled, it is time to begin the cleansing.
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>>43433945
isnt it?
origigigig
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Erm, should we tell him?
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>>43434029
Tell me of the waters of your homeland, usul

i have some questions for you guys.

>ever considered going porn free? not talking nofap, but just no porn. it's really bad for you
>what steps are you taking to improve yourself
>what do you like learning about
>what's your favourite drink
>what's your opinion of post malone
>are you actually interested in relationships and if so then why
>do you like physics
>what was the best thing that's happened to you in
>>the past 24 hours
>>the past week
>>the past month
>>the past year
>>your whole life

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>>43433844
As fucked up as it might sound, I found porn at like 7 and I turned out alright-ish. I do agree that it should be kept away from kids at all costs, though, it gives off really unrealistic expectations for the future.

The blonde girls are in my classes, but I never really talked with one before today! We were booth running late in the elevator and just shot the shit, then it continued into class. The other was a friend of a friend, but we bonded over the mugs our mutual was selling.

As for theatre, thank you! I'm not sure if it's a mistake or not, but it's my major currently. I've been doing it since the start of high school and just thought why not. About to finish up in the next two years and even though it keeps me busy, I can't see me getting big careers in it. I build sets well and act well enough, but I'm overall in it for the contacts.
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bumpulations
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>43433191
>ever considered going porn free? not talking nofap, but just no porn. it's really bad for you
Yes, but it's so good. Wouldn't have a problem quitting but don't see any reason
>what steps are you taking to improve yourself
Studying, exercising, taking care of my hygiene, playing instruments
>what do you like learning about
Some useful things you can make with your hands, music, space, physics
>what's your favourite drink
Probably orange juice, as for alcoholic drink, something with oranges or other fruits
>what's your opinion of post malone
Didn't know what that was. a bit boring imo
>are you actually interested in relationships and if so then why
Yes, kinda. I'd like to feel touch and have someone massaging my shoulders and give them back too. Also sex might be nice too, I have a feeling I'd be good at it. It would be nice to have someone who cares about you.
>do you like physics
Yes, currently studying electric engineering

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>>43433191
>no i dont watch porn that often anyway
>learning about technology. making some money selling crap on ebay instead of being a totally useless neet
>technology
>coffee
>who?
>im not sure. I just don't know how mutual respect is ever possible between a man and a woman
>i dont really care, but people who study it are responsible for lots of technological advancement, so im glad some people care to study it
>made some decent money in gta online
>sold a play station
>turned 21
>built a pc for the first time. most of the year was pretty stagnant
>girl i dated when i was younger
>own a successful business. loaded and never have to work.
>it work. spending my savings on business ventures

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>>43433191
Yes
Losing weight + furthering my education
Math
Don't drink
Shit tier rapper
Yes, I want someone to be intimate with
Yes, but significantly less than math
Won a game of chess in a public park
Lost 1.5kg
Lost 4kg (started 2 and a half weeks ago)
Tie between placing second in a national competition and my acne clearing up
Getting my cat
Getting a PHD in some field of math and making top dollar as a consultant with a qt wife and a son
Getting my masters from a decent uni and working as a quant with at least a couple of relationships over the years

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>woke up at 10 am and wasted several hours of a Saturday
GOD FUCKING DSMN ITUDBDGS
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>>43434800
>waking up before 12pm
lmao fuck off normie
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>>43434800
I slept until after 1pm, it was pretty great
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>>43434903
>doesn't even know what a trip is
>not a normie
Pick one
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Woke up still drunk too. Keep drinking. It makes it all okay again. I promise.
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>>43434800
I haven't gone to bed yet.
It's 12pm.

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When will i find a bf to hug me?
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>>43435633
>a girl?
drop contact im lonely and hiding from other anons.
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>>43435586
When will I find a bf to hug me hard enough to crush my ribs?
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>>43435586
when? You could find one right now
all you have to do is to send contact
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>>43435724
nope anon this bread was bait even here we do not thrive socially
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>>43435586
i think you should be my gf right now so we can hug all day

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I keep thinking I'm decent looking but the pure fact that no woman has ever approached me or shown hard interest in me means I'm ugly. I cannot come to terms with the fact that I am ugly, but this fact means I am objectively phsyically unnattractive. I always thought I was a virgin because I don't talk to women, and my personality sucks, but I realize those are just add ons to my ugliness. If I were truly attractive, women would atleast go out of their way to speak to me.
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>>43435383
>no woman has ever approached me
That's because the normal gender role is for men to approach women.
Women think they are equal to a man one standard deviation above themselves.

5/10 girls think they are equal to 8/10 guys, 2/10 girls think they are equal to 5/10 guys.
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Not even men approach me to socialize.
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>>43435416
i don't get this graph
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>>43435431
OKCupid did an experiment back when it was a more popular website, and it had thousands upon thousands of men and women rate the attractiveness of the opposite gender based solo upon the photo, physical attractiveness specifically.

Men's responses about women follow a normal curve. Women's responses are right-shifted.

Right-shifted curves happen when the numeric values of the top percentiles are extremely high. Think, 1% of the population has 99% of the wealth. You have a few very wealth people and a lot of poor people. This drives up the average wealth.

For women, there are some guys who are very attractive, so attractive it drives up the average attractiveness of men far above the median. The average man on this graph falls in the 87th percentile. The median (50th percentile) man is considered unattractive.

So yes, according to women, 87% of men are below average.

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>tfw after graduating high school I became more /fit/, more confident with girls and less of a social sperg and girls are attracted tol me now
>realize I fucking wasted 4 years of high school being a fucking loser outcast and having no friends at all
>realize if I was like I am now in high school instead of the sperg that I was I would have gotten a qt3.14 teenage virgin GF and discover sex together with her
>it's fucking over and I wasted the 4 golden years
>I will never get another chance to go back
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>>43435667
Have similar feels. Only thing that gives me hope is to have a chance to make friends after uni. Almost there
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>>43435667
>the 4 golden years
>he actually believes this
>implying girls wouldn't and didn't be chasing the bad boys smoking outside during class time
I wouldn't get hopes up, kid.
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iktf OP

I really wish I could go back in time with the social skills that I have now.
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I wouldn't worry. What you got now is what you want, right? Besides, high school years are pretty shitty. You gotta go through puberty and sit through 7+ hours of shit that basically means nothing every day. And you get bossed around by some cunts who are meant to be teaching. Most stuff you'll "learn" is useless and you'll forget it anyway. Point is, don't stress about it. You got what you want/need now and you're out of that hell hole.
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>>43435722
all the qt virgin innies around you

I would never date a fembot. Even if I was given the opportunity to.
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owo pwease date me anoon uwu i wub yu <3
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I'm giving you the opportunity to reject me here and now. You better take this. Once in a lifetime.
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>>43434846
Would you date a malebot thoooo?
No homo.
>>43435536
I really appreciate these kinds of post, thanks uwu.
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>>43435600
i don't know what you want but you won't find it here
>>43435668
>Would you date a malebot thoooo?
no
>No homo.
that's right

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Femanons, why don't you get dogged? Every woman who tried the knot is hooked.
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>>43432654
learn to read, please, I perfectly understood that

>>43432491
thanks
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>>43432673
No.

Origami Originalli.
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>>43432673
porn is on socket luxure
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>>43430300
I'm guessing 10-1 it's from Japan: the world's home of mental illness.
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I LOVE DOG COCK

Which would you choose..
A threesome with two qt Asian uni students?
Or 320USD?
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320 USD because for that money i can get 3x Threesomes in Bangkok
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>>43435674
yeah, give me my money
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>>43435674
Money.
I don't want whores.
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The money. If you're smart you can turn it into even more money and can fuck almost any girl you want anyway.
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>>43435674
not nearly enough money. Give me the sex

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Has anyone else noticed how people diverge down different paths starting at around 15 and really culminating around 21? There's just this great divergence that takes place starting in highschool and really blowing up during and after college.

When you're 10 or whatever many kids are into the same stuff. Yeah, there's some obvious big differences like boys being more into legos and powerangers and girls being more interested in playing "house" and experimenting with their appearance, but most kids fall into these broad categories of activities and interests.

By the time you're 21-25, everyone you know has left those big boxes and ventured out into paths entirely their own. Puberty changes you into a different person.

Guys who became handsome/well built gravitated towards a life that involves chasing women (clubbing, concerts, constantly having a significant other, raising a family on the horizon, gym, expensive cars, etc.), guys whose appearance "didn't pan out" went down a different path of divergence that didn't very much involve women (stung by and embittered by constant rejection).

People who were good at math/computers likely went down the IT route, what with muh internships, mining bitcoin before it was too late, getting a $60k+ job right out of college and being able to go on vacations while they were still young. Guys who responded well to psychedelic drugs likely went down the music route - making music, having getting stoned and listening to an album part of their daily routine, dropping acid at music festivals, doing DMT at their "psychedelic palace" (which was really just a studio apartment owned by their older friend, Dave) in college. Some chicks become total, irreversible whores that take a lot of black dick and are no longer wanted by anyone.

We all scatter into different paths in life based on how we develop in puberty. If the shoe fits, then we are much more likely to go down one path as opposed to another.
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>>43435607
I mean roughly speaking. There's always outliers, exceptions, blah blah blah we all know what it is.
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Her dream was to get a big dick guaranteed and she got it. Facial Abuse were just the first or only ones who would take her. Watch the video and uts obvious.
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>>43435607
This. Wile the kids at school played with /toy/ tier transformers I brought pic related to school.
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hmm gee i wonder what happened to the ones who were both not good at anything and not attractive

haha i guess they don't even exist, who would have no redeeming qualities after all, everyone has at least one good thing they can share with the world
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>>43435589
It definitely starts in middle grade. Then (here people choose what kind of HS they will do) high school further divides the different kinds of people who made different HS choices.

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Who /addictedtoporn/ here?
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>>43435511
STOP watching porn.

Varger originalo
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>tfw can easily get erect and horny but i barely feel anything when i cum

help
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>>43435511
You're not addicted to porn unless you find yourself watching it while you're not masturbating, which you probably don't, because that would be weird.
You're addicted to making cummies and giving yourself a dose of dopamine.


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