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Why is /r9k/ so easy to troll and bait? There are countless racebait-threads and troll posts about the shortcomings of women daily.
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>>49257976
We know were being baited faggot. We act like it to stroke your fucking ego and make your dick slightly larger so that its easier to castrate you.
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Because we haven't dulled our fucking instinctual reactions like you normalfucks have
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>>49258007
>We know were being baited faggot.

And yet here we are, the absolute state of /r9k/.
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>>49257976
I constantly post real things that happened, with details that are changed since the people involved actually have their irl friends on social media

I got doxxed for this very reason ironically enough. So bait and role play posts save us indireclrt since no real person is involved

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Who else here /paranoid/ and /anxiety/?
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>>49258562
Both, except I have proof of people mocking me. The person himself deleted any evidence and denied everything though

At least I can claim ssi from people hating me, since I cant work if people don't want me around
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Paranoid like a motherfucker, dude. My dad constantly bitches at me for it, but I can't help being this way.
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>>49258562
>I lived a good life
If only. For me it would be "the nightmare is finally over"
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>>49258671

HAHAHAHAHAhahahahaHHHAAHAHHAHA

Yeah..... Life has not exactly been pic related

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I'm gonna dump my story about me and my mom.

I have to tell you beforehand that nothing of substance ends up happening between us except for a fuckton of ugly feels so you don't accuse me of blueballing me. But I can guarantee you that this story is 100% the truth and I'm telling it here so I can move on with my life.

Feel free to use thread for w/e, discuss momcest stories or fantasies

>be 12/13
>peepee begins talking to me
>tells me my mom is super hot
>think nothing of it for some reason
>figure it's normal for my mom to be the most beautiful woman I've ever met
>w/e, that's like, typical, right?

>she's in her mid-40s at this point
>model face

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Wait, so you didn't fuck your mom?

Lame.
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>>49258621
nigga I dont know what you're waiting for. Hit on her. You're a chad so even if she rejects you she won't think you're creepy. You say she's still attractive so that's prolly your last chance. She's probably hungry for huge young chad cock anyway.

Worst case she freaks out never speaks of it again (but she won't ruin your life and I guarantee you she wont tell dad). Most likely she tells you she's flattered but it's wrong and you get your damn closure and stop being a degenerate. But there's a chance she gives in
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>>49257824
>sigmund on the fucking money
kek
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>>49258661
yeah.

>>49258921
told ya right at the beginning

>>49258957
I'm honestly putting myself in her shoes and imagining what kind of pain I would put her in if I did something like that. That's independently of her response. If there were no consequences I'd romance the shit out of her - she's super cute now. And yeah sometimes I think I'd even have a chance.

I sometimes wonder whether instead I could find a way let her know someday how much attractive I found her growing up in a way that doesn't freak her out nor implying I wanna do anything. Just let her know a small part of it so I can get that closure without actually hinting anywhere close to incest. Maybe I'd be just a little happier.
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>>49259212
Put up secret cameras in your parent's house so you can watch her undress / get fucked

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In which manner do you ejaculate?
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>>49258286
2/3. Tissue on my tummy.
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>>49258286
Actually I got this neat little trick where I pull my foreskin upwards while I cum. Unless there is a huge load I can collect it all in my little skin container.
Then I carry my dick to a sink or toilet like that and deposit the load down the drain.
I works great, I can really recommend it to those who aren't circumcised.
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I thought that cumming in your hand and then eating the cum was normal
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>>49258500
>>wear it the next day
More like the entire week... okay maybe an entire month
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6. The mere act of caring where it ends up takes away most of the caveman pleasure of just going for it.

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Solve this equation or you're too brainlet for this board.
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Intelligence test 11, Tolkien Edition.

>>49259129
I'm a turboautist who likes puzzles.
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>>49259178
It's Martin, obviously
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>>49259178
that's a pretty bad code
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Something something birthday
I actually figured that one out in my first try.
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>>49258706
False, if fire is green, we know nothing of the status of the metal, and it could also be pink, but not for certain.

True, if we know he failed one part or the other, and we know which part he failed, we can deduce how he did on the other part.

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Why are these alt-right buffoons so obsessed with anime girls?

Pic related
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>>49258996
>animefags realized that they were going to die alone
>now they turn into trannies in hopes of getting someone to like them
many such cases
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Idk why anime is so liked by leftists and tumblr. Anime is sexist and appeals to Male sex fantasies, Japan is a notoriously nationalist and fascist nation, and the series always tends to portray straight hetero relationships. Even when there are traps they are portrayed in an objectively demeaning way. Even the name "trap" insinuates that binary sex standards are the norm and the "trap" is tricking the hetero man.
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>>49257074
These are all leftist trannies.

Change up your bait.
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>>49259118
I get the feeling a lot of them post on r9k they seem the sort
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>>49257074
I wonder if Stirner would change his mimd after seeing this image

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What is the best Boards of Canada album, and why is is Geogaddi?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F7bKe_Zgk4o
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You're right, and it's because it's very mysterious and has a ton of hidden detail that you'll only notice when listening on psychedelics
Music is math, You could feel the sky and From one source all things depend are ridiculously good songs within the album's context
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>>49259084
I too share this opinion
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>the past inside the present
What did he mean by this?

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>talking to fren online
>asks if i want to chat on voice
>say ok
>play game and sit in silence mostly
>next day tells me im boring
>"you're so quiet, its awkward to sit in silence"
how do I become more social, I'm used to sitting in silence so I don't find it awkward. I'm not used to verbal diarrhea-ing my thoughts. Also I'm not used to talking whilst concentrating. Normies are weird and demanding.

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How often do girls expect anal in a relationship?
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>>49258416
That seems pretty accurate desu, what would the 90's and 00's be?
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>>49258375
He's right though. Calling him meme names won't change that.
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>>49255726
Yeah, my grandfather had at least 20 kids by at least 5 different women. Meanwhile, I'm a piece of shit.
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>>49253822
certain HPV strains are proven to cause various cancers, get educated

https://www.cancer.gov/about-cancer/causes-prevention/risk/infectious-agents/hpv-fact-sheet
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>>49253606
It's never dry when you're packing tons of precum like I do

>nudes
>women are literally sending naked photos of themself to men
>literally taking pictures of themselves like degenerate pornstars to send guys
>there are guys that literally have photos of someones daugher/sister naked and saved on their phones
>your sisters have probably participated in this thotery
how did it get this bad
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I have nudes of my sister on my phone
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Bitch got attached to me like half a day into just texting. Tells me shes gonna send me nudes. I was rather taken aback because I dont do this well even online. She wasnt the best looking but hey I aint complaining. But to answer your question, it all fell apart at the end of the 20th century imo.
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I have a female friend who I just chill and talk with online. She sends me nudes occasionally out of nowhere. I feel bad about not reciprocating sometimes so I send her my dick. Getting free naked pictures of people you like is always a plus
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Bumpnikonanoooo
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>>49257114
The real problem is the intimacy of your body
And it can be used for power and control

Okay, it's Childish Gambino, homegirl drop it like the NASDAQ
Move white girls like there's coke up my asscrack
Move black girls cause, man, fuck it, I'll do either
I love pussy, I love bitches, dude, I should be runnin' PETA
In Adidas, with some short shorts, B-O-O all over me
My green is where it's supposed to be, your green is in my grocery
This Asian dude, I stole his girl, and now he got that Kogi beef
My dick is like an accent mark, it's all about the over Es
Hot like a parked car
I sound weird like nigga with hard R
Fly like the logo on my cousin's four forty
Eatin' Oreos like these white girls that blow me
Vodka for my ladies, whiskey for a grown man
Hangin' in the islands, lookin' for Earl like toe jam
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>>49257574
>Only thing I've seen him do that I liked was his Billy Dee Williams impression in Solo.
I wasn't convinced by it but then again I haven't seen Star Wars much nor have I really seen anything else Billy Dee Williams is in.

I like a couple of his songs but also Atlanta is very good.
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>>49257634
>pink haired mumble rap
>Way less pretentious
i don't think you understand the meaning of the word
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>>49257736
People who still listen to Nujabes because they think he's "woke".
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>>49257574
his entire audience is mostly just white suburban teenagers, it's not surprising they're all fucking retarded
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Why can't niggers express themselves like normal human beings?

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I just jerked off to scat porn.
AMA
Yes i know i am a pathetic degenerate
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>>49259139
post your cum cover cock
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>>49259165
I cleaned up lol

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>brother's gf asked me to watch her sister tonight
>tfw I'm going to cuddle her and let her drink soda and watch an R rated movie and I'll be the coolest babysitter ever and someone will finally like me
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>>49258868
I don't know, would that be inappropriate? We'll be watching TV on the couch so she'll probably at least be close to me.

>>49258926
>>49258984
She's 7, my brother invited me along to her birthday party a few months back and I gave her an ice cream cake.
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>>49259016
>would that be inappropriate
Yes you idiot
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>>49259016
>She's 7
One of the best ages. I have a cousin that age and she's old enough to be able to have a somewhat decent conversation, but still wants to cuddle without finding it awkward.
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>>49259044
If she snuggles up to me by herself is it okay for me to return the gesture?
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>>49259106
Follow your heart, anon. When the time is right, you will know.

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I'm aborting my mixed race baby today
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>>49257745
Good job.
Don't forget to kill yourself afterwards though!
No one likes a coal-burner <3
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>>49258663
>I can't tell if niggers are cowards or just have so little self control that they can't help but jump in.
why not both?
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>>49257745
>see diagram
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>>49258436
lol you don't even know what word God means
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>>49258436
I can't pass judgement on this god because I don't know enough about him.

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Are these of equal attractiveness?
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>>49259075
yep, these were made for eachother
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objectively more or less
still in 2018 girl like that can get a 6'5 chad, so she's settling for him
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>>49259075
Looksmatch for sure, but she could be banging chads if she wanted to
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>>49259099
>>49259147

Are they both 6/10s?




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