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I will never forgive my parents for putting me into a world where I get ghosted by women when they hear what I do for a living, all the fucking time.
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>>52614376
Ok is that your purpose in life? Your destiny? You strive to be a husband that supports his family through fueling and cleaning buses?

Next time someone asks you, tell them what you want to do. What your final goal is, what you are working towards.
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>>52614426
No, I've been vague about my job and gotten ghosted because she got annoyed when I didn't want to give a clear answer. When I give a vague answer they usually ask for clarification. If I say I don't want to talk about it yet they'll most likely ghost, plus they'll probably not want to send pictures. I've had dumbass women tell me it's impolite to ask for photos in China even though they had asked me earlier what I did for a living.
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>>52614430
I don't have a goal dumbass and I'm 34 so it's not like I have all the time in the world
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>>52614484
>I've had dumbass women tell me it's impolite to ask for photos in China
Where are you looking?

>>52614506
>I'm 34
Oof bud. Im 22 so maybe women your age care alot more

Your 34 its time to learn that lying is your best strategy or hope you find a humble woman
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youre gonna have to settle at 34 but i get the same treatment being in school and the food industry to support it at 24. you will get the rare 1 who tolerates it but she will be crazy or abusive. women are mostly the same in their response anyways.

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guys why are there so many mexicans in atlanta?
please help
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Probably job opportunities. New Orleans got a boost in Hispanics after Katrina because so many illegals went there to help rebuild it. How is it living in Black Hollywood?
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didnt you guys get some law that was supposed to get rid of the mexican menace i remember everyone freaking out about it a while ago
like stop and frisk but for hispanics

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>Chad punched my beta boyfriend, unprovoked, just to impress me
>Later that evening while riding Chad's huge dick, I realized I felt kinda sorry for my bf

Any fembots know this feel?
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>>52612289
downvoted fag
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>>52612289
Why do you feel bad for your beta bf?. That is just the law of the jungle. The alpha males get the females. I am a beta male and I will never have a gf because it would make me a target for alpha Chads to punch.
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>>52612337
Fuck off reddit
Kys already
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Join the 40% tranny faggot freak
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Stop baiting this yall focking tards

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What is there to do outside as a friendless neet with no money? Maybe with a maximum budget of $20, no more. I take walks around already but they're fucking boring now. I've fed squirrels. I used to go to the library until I started pirating all my books. What now? Staying indoors is boring me out too and not good for my health either.
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>>52614456
Loiter on street corners with the urban youth maybe? They seem to like doing that.
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Whittle
Make stacks of rocks
Keep your eye out for cool small rocks to collect
I like to find graffiti and take pictures of it
Smoke cigarettes, get really good at flicking cigarettes between your pinched thumb and index finger and flicking with the middle, accuracy is fun
I take really long walks with a destination in mind- tomorrow if it's open I'll do like a 2.5 mile there and back trek ro a vape store
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>>52613042
Throwing rocks at traffic
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>>52614483
How good are you at whittling?
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>>52614591
I can make a sharp point out of sticks of various diameters. In between pocket knives right now though

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We must secure the...um...the existence of our...our p-people and a future for...for...wow...uh...
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>>52611430
We need to secure the existence of that booty and its future on my lap
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>>52612426
BABY GOT BACK!
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>>52612426
>wow stop cherry picking, guys
>proceeds to cherry pick
You know there are attractive and fuck ugly people in all races, right? It's not like we're going to post ones we find to be absolutely vile.
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>>52612819
Everything about your post is grand. My absolute favorite post of the night.
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>>52611430
disgusting
what is wrong with you?

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Weekly Family Thread

Post stories, talk about, or discuss your family.

Previous paste
https://pastebin.com/uVvX3TpE
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>>52610421
Honestly I'm relieved because someone trying to do inappropriate things with a married woman would've been way too big of an issue, bigger than the woman being his sister.
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>>52612712
Then why are you here big man?
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>>52613023
Do you reckon he's done the deed by now?
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For once I'm glad my brother didn't even ask why I was crying today lol.
>>52611275
>oneesan
Hahaha it hurts. but thanks couch.
>>52611789
Yes I'm you. Don't touch yourself I will stab you.
>>52613685
WINDOW WAS A GOOD BOY HE WASN'T GONNA TOUCH HER UNTIL HE HAD NO CHOICE I guess idk.

Twin guy go hug her or something.
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>>52610760
I give it a 1/10. You tried.

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>asian women look like this at 28 years old

How the fuck do white women compete?
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>>52614172
I'm just citing physical trends among the races.
If you want to argue that Asians have better fashion then that's an actual valid point. But funny thing is Westerners are picking up on the 'Asian' and even anime looks so white girls are boosting themselves easily past Asians now again. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X6QYM9zKFv0
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>>52614268
white women are just attention crazy indoctrinated whores who will never surpass the natural cute sweetness of asian waifus
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>>52614268
asians are also naturally smaller boned and whites look like oafs next to them
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>>52614306
Asians have a gross pedo culture. Nothing is sincere or authentic. They only act 'cute' because they rape kids. They even glue faces onto their faces.
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>>52612796
i never said they werent lol

hmm, https://youtu.be/K0QGZnKb2WU
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>>52614446
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z7F-79cobr0
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Et5lRP-OnfI

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What is stopping you from living the life you want?
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>>52612364
Whats your degree in? Why not get some tech certs and up that income?
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>>52603153
I think the fact that its illegal and near impossible to get away with are pretty deciding factors in that
>I want to be a vigilante
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>>52603153
Autism and living in a third world country
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>>52603153
Lack of self-control and ambition. Don't even want to bother fixing my life.
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I need to move out from home, but all the jobs where I live are dead-end minimum wage work that would probably make me hate my life even more than I already do. If I could get a job that actually offered reasonable opportunities for advancement and didn't conflict with my more introverted nature, then I could make progress towards living the kind of life I actually want.

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Is 22 too old to be lowercase texting?
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22 is too old to be alive

Sad Robot here, I need Greentexts, some good reads. Summer is approaching fast. Please send Greentexts like the stuff you would find on Punished creepsworks or Mr Green Texts. Much appreciated.
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>wants penis
>sucks dick
>shit
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>posts on 4 chan
>regrets ever posting on 4chan because monkey and tendies
>does it again a week later
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kill yourself fucking plebbitor faggot.
Get me in the screenshot

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This pic but unironically.
I'm 5'5" btw.

Y'all ever just feel an inate drive for violence well up inside u?
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sometimes i do but then watch cgdct and it goes away
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innate
not really. nothings at stake anymore so I stay ambivalent
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>>52614218
Nah not really. Quite the opposite actually. If someone started a fight with me I probably wouldn't fight back.
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>>52614218
Physical violence? Nope
Sexual violence on the other hand...

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There is literally ZERO reason to have a daughter. Every cent you would spend on raising a daughter is better spent on your son, the abortion would pay for itself in under a year. Prove me wrong.
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>>52613736
absolutely based and daughterpilled
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>seeing your daughter as nothing more than a sexual object

get help anon
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>>52614369
bak2reddit
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>>52614369
Females are objects meant to please men and provide offspring, nothing more. The man of the household by extension owns his family, (except his sons, who are property until the age of 14), and can do what he wants with them, including selling them, fucking them, killing them, loaning them, and eating them.
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>>52614431
i'm sure i've been here longer than your edgy incel ass

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Uh... meow?

https://archiveofourown.org/works/11923920

Sonic the Sissyhog updated with new content, let me know what you think. (Chapter 2 and 3 are the new content, known as Sissyhog Side Stories.) Please leave a comment, I'd love ideas for a new chapter
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c'mon, dude.
how long have you been at this for?
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>>52613708
Reading...? Content...?




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