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>lesbian marriages have the highest divorce rates
Women are literally incapable of feeling love, even women agree.
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>>83519976
You sound like a virgin. L.
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>>83518501
>two women go on a dinner date
>the check comes at the end
>neither reaches for it
>they each just stare at the other expecting them to pick it up and pay
>"I clearly did most of the emotional labor during this date, she should pay the bill, not me!" they both think simultaneously
>eventually they're forced to compromise splitting the bill, and both resent the other for it

Take this example and apply their mindsets to every other problem you can expect a couple to typically have over the course of a marriage, and you can understand exactly why lesbian marriages pretty much never work out.

In a normal straight relationship, men are expected to give and women are expected to take. Women demand, and men submit. Men compromise, and women always get what they want. Man must always apologize and say he's wrong, the woman never admits she's wrong.

But put two women together, each with the mindset that they should always get their way, can never be wrong and should be provided for you easily see how lesbian marriages always fall apart.
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>at least women evolved to be normal to raise families
lmao what is this cope they get depression from giving birth and beg to have abortions
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>>83520569
So two men together is the best outcome possible?
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>>83520890
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sp84fX30UVg

Modern women would rather go to third world countries to exploit underage minors for sex.

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I love breathing through my mouth

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Why do males usually stroke the entire shaft of their penis when masturbating? I thought most of the sensitivity is on the head, not along the shaft
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>>83520076
>do you ablate your dick away in the shower
That would be extremely painful.
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>>83520416
Probably not if you're gentle enough
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>>83520076
We just spray it with water, thats enough to keep i clean.
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>>83519186
>Why do males usually stroke the entire shaft of their penis when masturbating? I thought most of the sensitivity is on the head, not along the shaft
i dont stroke the entire shaft to cum.
maybe if im just playing around or edging
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>>83519985
Getting my balls fondled is genuinely one of the best feelings ever but its not as potent when I do it myself.

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Why are the vast majority of people so cold, heartless, cruel and indifferent?

I don't get it. It's like the revel in chaos and evil and pain. They don't want to be happy, they don't want to be helped, they just wanna bleed you dry and move on without feeling anything.
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Welcome to Jaldabaoth's world. Enjoy your stay. You are here forever.
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>>83520676
I don't get it either. I couldn't look at myself in the mirror if I consistently acted in ways that my conscience disagrees with.
People are frequently annoyed with me because I guess they perceive the way I act as performative (I'm vegan, call out bigotry when I notice it etc), but at the end of the day I'm just trying to treat others the way I'd like to be treated.
My mind just feels healthier this way, even if it makes life more difficult occasionally.
I sometimes think a lot of people are just born without a conscience or moral compass. It's like a separate species of humans who I can not relate to at all.
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>>83520676
You ever been an elf OP?
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>>83520676
I am like this but I don't think most people are like this. Maybe to you personally because everyone who meets you hates you instantly but just in general no way.

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We are ALL Charlie Kirk Edition.

https://youtu.be/7GUWpr1n4NA
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Why am I so angry and bitter all the time? Somethings changed in Me
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>>83520826
thats just life living in the UK mate.
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>>83520854
No somethings snapped inside of me ive turned into this hateful, angry, wrathful person over the past few days I just want to explode with anger.
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>>83520877
take it out on some oldies lad. youthmog them x
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uKTkzgR5wn8

Real 007 shit, is it not

The new captchas have caused me to stop posting on 4chan.

No, theyre not "easy", and no youre not some kind of genius for finding them easy. "Hurr durr theyre so easy" Oh cool bro you want a scholarship to harvard? Stanford? Yale??

Fuck off. You literally have to count the number of empty boxes sometimes. Its tedious and bullshit. I might just buy a pass but I dont want to be tracked. Fuck this shit. I suddenly cant get hard so fapping was taken from me, 4chan was my last cope.
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>>83520632
If you post on PC they are very easy.

on phone they're harder, I assume most scammers and spammers were using phones
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>>83520728
I'm posting from my phone buddy boyo. It's easy as fuck.
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>>83520722
if you're so smart, why did OP troll you so easily?
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>>83520632
I don't think that they have caused you to stop posting, OP. I think you're lying to us.
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>>83520632
>but I dont want to be tracked
you're already being tracked dumbass

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Why would anyone choose to be so weak?
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Some get so close to escaping the cave, but stop to dwell in it, partaking in the debaucherous rot. Anorexia is a rational method, but it's poisoned by irrational concerns such as sex and beauty. You should mummify yourself.
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slightly too skinny, it's giving me the heebie jeebies
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>>83520615
Apathy
They could become better, but whatever happened in their past had affected their ability to care for themselves, so they make the choice of doing nothing, getting by with the bare minimum
Fixing this is a small miracle, it would take something extraordinary

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Is White x Middle Easterner miscegenation? Would Hitler have allowed it to have a Turk or Iranian wife?
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>>83511344
The only middle eastern women I have ever seen have all been dumpy four feet tall inbred uggos with monobrows and sometimes mustaches.
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You guys know there was an entire Turkish division in the Third Reich, right? No, of course you don't know that.
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>>83519777
Why does she have such short legs
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>>83520139
mini-lego creations bruh
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>>83511344
> Is White x Middle Easterner miscegenation? Would Hitler have allowed it to have a Turk or Iranian wife?
Not sure, edge case

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What is your biggest insecurity fembot? Have you tried to get over or fix it?
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>>83520693
NTA but your boobs do sound cute. You're not crazy, but getting upset at things isn't great if it happens often.
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>>83518012
My dick is so big i'm afraid of getting hard in public i wish i had a small dick like everyone else!
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>>83518012
my boobs are too perky my waist is too small my butt is too round my lips are too juicy my hair is too long and voluminous i am too funny and smart
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>>83520608
they are like a big handful for me but i have small hands
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>>83520629
i dont think i am traumatized i just get stuck repeating patterns bc they are like muscle memory in my body and it sucks sometimes

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Life is suppose to be a thing of great adventure with hope and joy, that no matter what happens everything would somehow be alright and yet that couldn't be farther from reality for most people. Most people are just a bunch of wageslaves barely keeping their sanity intact, constantly plagued with the void that they're just "waiting for their real life to begin" or coping that they're already happy, like a slave thinking that they live a prosperous life because their master gave them 2 breads instead of 1. They drown themselves in drugs, fantasy, and mindless entertainment because reality is too boring and disappointing to live in and thus these copes are the only thing that don't make them batshit insane.

We're not meant to wageslave 40 hours a week for 40 years, we're not meant to constantly engage in consumerism, we're not meant to live like this overall and think it's completely okay and normal, we live in an incredibly sick society that kills the human spirit. Most people shouldn't have children if they're just going to doom their children into existing and not living in this hellhole.

TLDR; We live in a sick society of normalized insanity, shit's all fucked up
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then do something about it fag

>spent five figures on looksmaxxing in the last few years
>Literally in debt, struggling to pay the bills, owe my mom money, have a negative net worth
>Despite having the highest paying full time job I've ever had (I'm lower middle class, 61k a year, I'm not a richfag/bragfag, I'm just saying)
>Still single
>No sympathy from anyone because I've spent 14,000$ on surgery and I have a contract with a personal trainer

I am just venting because nobody in my real life would have any sympathy for me. Also I try to be stoic and masculine and I'm ashamed to admit this to anyone I know, and I don't talk to anyone about my problems anyways because nobody wants to hear that bitch boy faggot whining and I have self respect.

Also politics is entirely a separate subject but, the general cost of living is obviously up tremendously and seriously every time I further my career it doesn't actually accomplish jack shit. My rent is 1,620 for an apartment that is just as nice as my first apartment which I was paying 1000$ for in 2016, that's a fucking decade ago and everything costs more than 50% more. When the fuck is the USA going to unfuck itself? Holy shit. All this fucking work just to attempt to get an attractive girlfriend. If I could go back in time and do it all again I would have just stayed a neet loser and never moved out of my parents house. The grind is literally not yielding any fucking results.

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fill this out
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Bump. this shit takes too long
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>>83513958
fucking No dude this shit is massive i'll be here all night wtf
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>>83513958
>never done one of these template things before
>surely this will only take a couple of minutes
>*2 hours later*
damn. imma head to bed now
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>>83520754
i love blade runner and opm no way!!
and katamari
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I have a hard time with these charts, because I often have multiple favorites, that I like for different reasons, and picking only one feels like it's cutting out and giving a false impression of what my tastes are like.

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Is pet play a tranny tier fetish and will men get the ick if they see you engaging in it?
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>>83520552
I don't want to leave yet, maybe I'll get to be a puppy too
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>>83520559
you won't though but here's to hoping
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>>83519813
>Is pet play a tranny tier fetish?
Who cares? Trannies destroy everything they touch. The only way you'll ever get anywhere is by ignoring them.
>Will men get the ick if they see you engaging in it?
Men do not get "the ick", and if I met a girl who wanted to be led around on a leash and trained like a dog I would make her my wife ASAP.
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>>83520604
I believe... I could be a cat boy too
I'll admit that I'd prefer to be a kitty boy, but I think girls are more into the idea of a puppy boy
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if youre tranny then yes
if youre just a girl then its ok

Why are zoomers so gay and trans? Why cannot zoomers discuss anything besides gayness and transness? Just look at the catalog. World would be infinitely better if gen alpha came straight after millenials.
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I'm a formerly straight millennial and one of those threads are mine

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I have been born with the worst personality known to man
how do I cope with being unlikable?
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>>83519002
>it can always get worse
how so?
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>>83519727
I'm talking about your life in general. Like becoming crippled because of an accident.
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>>83519750
My head is already crippled
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>>83516784

befriend others like you and make an entire group of that demographic

unironically most nieche internet communities
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>>83520700
I tried doing that
didn't work
even those who are supposedly like me don't like me


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