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I found out my gf was sucking some guy off while we were fwb. Isnt that still cheating? I dont want this to break us i fucking love her but she sucked some other guys dick. What the fuck can I do?
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>>782550340
Honestly...you want a girl who wants you and not other guys. She was a slut....she will always be a slut. Save yourself alot of trouble....you cant change her.
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People like you are the reason why fwb don’t fucking work. Stop being s clingy Faggot and man the fuck uo. Christ go fuck another person, which you should already be doing it. Sounds like to me because one person is banging you and know one else will, you’re getting emotionally attached because like I said, no one else wants to fuck you. God, I never understood how men can be such pussies. I acted like this when I was fucking 14 years old
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Any real advice?

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>>782550301
fuck kids, literally and/or figuratively. we don't need them growing up and we don't need them now. torment kids in any way you think you can get away with it. they need to know they're not welcome here unless they're useful to us. the earlier you can hammer that message in, the better. the ones who make it through will know the score and treat us like the gods we are even into our elder years. the ones who don't will kill themselves and won't be missed.
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Seems like a nice guy
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hollywood you crazy.

rate also plz :)
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u good, chat?
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>>782551325
how big are u?
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>>782551002
The spice must flow!

TFW you want to be an emporer but you keep getting blocked by the courts.
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>told my current gf to stay off my phone cause I have trust issues from previous relationship
>have gf over for a week
>going well until I wake up this morning to look across at my phone
>gf is already awake and watching my TV
>myphonewasmoved.jpg
>it was sitting on my headboard above my bed now it’s lying on the bed
>whatever, it probably just fell
>open phone
>ALL of my social media apps have been opened
>all of my private messages have been opened

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>>782550412
Just crazy enough to work
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Get out anon. Cant trust her, save yourself some pain.
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>>782549273
This famalam, fix yourself nigga

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Hey /b/, ever do any weird sexual things growing up that you can't help but regret now as an adult?
>be dumb horny teen
>sleepover at my Grandparents
>stay up and wait for them to fall asleep
>sneak on their computer and look at porn
>no ad blocker or nothing, viruses everywhere, an endless sea of pop up ads cover the screen, somehow set their homepage as an Asian pee fetish site...
>don't know how to fix it
>just turn it off and think it will all be okay in the morning
>it was not
I lay awake in fear of what kind of sick degenerate my nana and papa must think their grandkid is...
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>>782549201
i regret not showing my peepee to my hot 12yo cousin when i was 6.
she really wanted to play with it
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>>782549201
Hmmm...

D battery up the ass and having my best friend touch my dick while we under a blanket, oh also jerking off while inside a kennel with buddies dog inside it. Didn't do anything with the dog. It's just weird shit that I wish I wasn't such a cringe fag back then.
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>>782549201
I actually have a couple. So along with the fap session at my Grandparents I also have
>awkward as fuck sexual truth or dare games with cousins
>sneaking into sister's sleepovers and doing weird shit to her friends
>going to a sex party in high school and having it be the most uncomfortable thing ever
And more, but those are all off the top of my head (I could greentext if anyone wants more detail I guess)

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>be me
>in class
>physics
>hot grill next to me, have a crush on her
>thinking about what to say
>she makes a star on my notes and says you get a gold star
>wtf.png
>make a star on her paper
>take turns writing symbols on my paper
>make a OwO face on my paper

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>>782550899
Im so sorry OP
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>>782548805
NO FAGGOT UNDERAGED BAND
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You lucky motherfucker, let us be miserable in peace

>2018
>be me privileged white guy
>walk outside, breathe in my fresh privileged air
>see black guy choking because his air isnt privileged
>see hispanic being harassed by the entire police force
>join in, start whipping him with my trusty whip
>cops laughing, im laughing, its a good time
>hispanic goes to jail for rape and murder, gets shot in court by judge
>go to work, get paid 800k a year to command blacks for 25 cents an hour to do hard labor
>i sit in my office chair and laugh at them dehydrating from their unprivileged water

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>>782551379
typical :) happen to everyone

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You guys ever just watch videos to pretend you have a gf

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BGvY2FbwoJo
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https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Z1E8MIlERAY

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Pictures of used sextoys?
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>>782551018
Was that specially tailored for your pencil dick OP?

which one would take for night? why her?
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>>782551350
bottom left shes cute

also kys pedo

we know
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I see a National Guard recruiter in an hour, any advice /b?
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>>782550931

Armed Services Vocational Aptitude Battery test.

You want to score high on it. It oepens up a lot of doors.
Back when i was thinking about going in the recruiter kept pushing heavy machine operator / truck driver because they needed retarded meat bags to drive trucks and get blown up.

I scored a 98 and he switched gears to intel jobs because they also needed smart people to do smart people things.

I ended up not going in though. So i cant give you much advice on basic. But i can tell you these few things.

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Don’t believe anything they tell you.
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>>782550326
punch that nazi in the face!

Nice hot mertle thread.
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>>782549925
bump i want to see more
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Good to see that you will be joining the skeleton war cuz you obviously dead inside already
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>>782549925

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>drop not one, but TWO atomic bombs on innocent civilians
>still no apology since WW2

why are americans such monsters?
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>>782550584
>us
>we
you weren't there, idiot
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>>782550877
>muh genocide meme
Murder is murder is murder. The jews aren't the most specialest importantest people in history. Every innocent life lost was an atrocity and I refuse to pretend one type is more important than another.
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>>782548226
After what Japs did to Chinese civilians, they got off easy.

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https://youtu.be/2fhWsLPfcYA
"This Ecomaniac Nigga Makes Ice Cube Sound Like MIley Cyrus!" - Curtis Jackson (aka. 50 Cent).
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https://youtu.be/XvJdmopsHvk
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https://youtu.be/3sPd8z_gqBE
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https://youtu.be/gBVJv7xzBvo




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