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Prove you are not an americunt?
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I'm uncircumcised and drink from aluminium cans, also 4chans spellcheck thinks I'm wrong regularly.
i second this
i'm not fat

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Whats the closest you guys have come to dying?

>>I walked into a sizzler ride when i was 3. Cracked my skull open, almost died.
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my lungs keep collapsing and I cant be bothered sitting in hospital for 37+ hours while they break my ribs open remove my pleural membrane and then basically just iron wool scrub my raw flesh in the chest cavity so the blood scabs against the lung and they reconnect like an internal skin graph, which you will note is something that the human body was never meant to fucking go through. so fuck that. I'd rather just have a collapse every 18 months

I've died twice. The CO thing and when I was born I died for a minute and a half.
Guy in australia recently got it from a white tailed spider bite. Within 48 hours they amputated both his arms and legs. Otherwise perfectly healthy 40yr old.

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explain your perfect murder
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mostly in the UK, in other countries it's mostly confined to train stations, airports, courthouses etc.
You could totally stab a guy on the street and no one would know
ideal ? depends on many factors the victims routine style of life tendencies where he or she lives alone ? if yes does she have animals that could disturb you if you were to break in does he or she have nosey neibours scope out the flow of the area when people go in and out do you have a connection to the victim ? if no then its better if yes it is more dangerous also many more factors
Someone I have no personal connection too, learn their habits and then when they are alone just walk up and stab in the back and twist.

Using a glove so no fingerprints and just drop the knife down a drain.

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Ever find nudes of someone you know?
>Story time
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she went to the same middle school...reddit though.

Ya but I only was posting one
I am just saying that they are large, not awesome-looking

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Pics you want more of part 2. Fav b sluts you've saved.
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Why does every single race hate niggers?
Whites and asians hate them obviously, but even other smaller groups hate them.
Why is this so?
Why does everyone hate niggers?
I can't bring myself to like them no matter how much I try.
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I recently watched a documentary where a black tibes-man would often climb a tree about 50 feet in the air to obtain honey for his family. He would get stung everywhere on his body. Many men in his tribe have died by falling off from that tree. The question that I asked myself is, why have they not learned how to beekeep from the ground. Why have they not learned how to bring the honey to them? Do they truely lack intelligence? Perhaps questions too politically incorrect, but reasonable questions to ask none-the-less.
Albert Schweitzer surely would have to say something about this...
oh shit.
no I am baked man but I just posted the nothing to worry about post in response to the whites do everything better post, trying to be a smart ass man and knock you down a peg, thought it sounded a little neo nazi bro

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shitface is not even enough, and jeez kill yourself people with those poor snapchat filters

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I'm poor. PayPal me $5
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1. Tits

Those are your options.
I cant wait until you're raped and fucking tossed onto the side of the road like the worthless bitch you are. Fucking pathetic.
Well shit....

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Why do europeans have 2 brake pedals?
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>let the retards who only learned how to drive automatic drive a manual
They should cut off one of your legs so you couldn't drive manual if you learned on automatic, rather than people get mowed down in a crowd by one of you fucks
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German cars have two accelerators 1 for maximum speed and 1 for god mode
>one for acceleration
>one for gassing jews

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Model scam thread.Some of you may remember zoie and her model scam. Posting her non nudes then nudes, trips gets her new pics.
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no but something similar
Can you upload pics in a non-autistic way please? Only request I'll make. Thanks.
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Told her id pay an extra 500 to see her kinky side "for my members area"

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You don't have long hair? What are you, gay?
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Satan trips checked

Probably something along the lines of sieg heil
see? that is the reason i let my hair long
to make fake mustache with it.

and feel like mario or luigi.
[spoiler]wanted to donate my hair for people with cancer or leukemia , but then you see those sex dolls with wigs and you discover that most wigs end up as accesory for sex dolls[/spoiler]
You're transitioning very nicely soon you'll be the girl you always wanted to be

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Post short-haired qts
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She looks underage
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this is inexcusable
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damn didn't know this was a you fall in love you lose thread

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It's time
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rolling. be kind!

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h/fur thread: Electric boogaloo
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tasty :) found a second one

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Thoughts on this
jerk off then afterwards ask yourself the same question
Its great in my opinion
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