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anybody got those vids of the guy pissing on paper towel rolls in a public bathroom going

>”I go... PEEEE hahaha PEE"

there's like 2 or 3 of them and I honestly don't even know where to start looking, I've already tried google and liveleak, but searching "man peeing on paper towels" doesn't go far

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Weed is now legal federally here in Canada.

True north strong and free motherfuckers!
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>One joint
>Up to 5 years in prison
>Pass that joint to a friend
>Up to 14 years in prison
>Meanwhile, Drug Minister...

SEND HELP, PLANET EARTH. Americucks elected some fucking ignorant orangutan who sharted a war on drugs all over everyone, and after millions have died and trillions have been spent, the only effects have been that drug now there are 300,000 heroin and crack addicts in the UK, compared with 1,000 when this ignorant shit started, and everyone is using dodgy unregulated stuff from an illegal market. The most dangerous thing about drugs is the law.
Wasn't the war on drugs started by Nixon as a ploy to arrest more liberals and black people?

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Family fap thread
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Let's get some pics of underwear, or pics of sisters/daughters rooms if you're actually real, otherwise, it's just make belief at this point

Tell that bitch not to mash the patties. Dries them out.
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Follow you niggers

>be me
>late shift at work
>finish around 1am
>drive to girlfriends house
>creeps upstairs
> her sister is awake
>have hots for her
>she tells me to come into her room
>pretty normal
>talks about her boyfriend

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true if she is pressured she'll cry rape, but she would have done this anyways after offering to fuck OP. as soon as he said no, she'd be worried he would tell the sister so she would say that he tried to fuck her. being alone with her led to him being fucked either way

thats why in islam youre not allowed to be alone with a woman, they lie too much
Like I said before it's a lot harder to cry rape nowadays. They look for specific things. If you actually rape someone and just say it was consensual its a lot harder to determine rape
she obviously wouldnt say he stormed in to her room and pinned her down and raped her. just that he forced himself on her when she was drunk or something, or even just accuse him of trying to fuck her or showing her his dick or something. thats all that she would need to do

i mean look at the supreme court judge thing, it was 20 years ago without a shred of evidence and people still think he raped her lol

Where is she? You know that really really white girl who eats noodles while playing a song that says “your the only one I really want to talk to “. and plays with her tits while saying “what are these good for”, I’ve been looking all day for her, fuck fuck fuck where and who is she

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>be working at KFC during summer
>talk to 8/10 Russian co-worker
>talk for a while and get super close
>ask her to see a movie
>she says yes but after she comes back from a week long vacation
>she comes back and I ask again
>tells me no
>I ask why
> she says she got a boyfriend over the vacation and fuck him

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>dating advice from /b/

Did you even read this shit?
You illiterate tard
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Guess it's time to rise up

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Girl's who are 6 or 7/10. No one under a 6 or over a 7
She is clearly a 2
Evolving wilds

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last two digits are the number of days you must not fap
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is you really think you can compete with us whitey boy? BAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
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John r u here
Hey man, At Least you tried.
It's kinda sad that a nigger like you has an average dick just like the rest of us. The saddest part is that it's pretty much the only reason behind your pathetic existence.
Go kys.

>Be me.
>Be horny whole life, but barely find out about sex until 16.
>Also did not descover masterbation until 17
>Blow huge chunky load first time masterbation.
>Become addict and jerk it multiple times everyday.
>Get a GF (7/10 qt)
>After a few months she breaks up with me.

>Not depressed, just lonely and horny still.
>Got on the innerwebs and googled 'Escorts in anonville'

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Who cares bro. Do something then
>someone I paid to care about my dick cares about my dick
What a concept

>MFW these hookers care more about my satisfaction than my Gf does.

Almost like that's their job

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>Flat earthers
>Believes in god/Jesus Freaks
>Thinks there's more than one gender
>Won't shut up about everything being racist/racism

Why are Americans so fucking retarded?
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There's water in gasoline, doesn't mean it would be healthy for you to swallow you retard.
There's water in semen, chug away.
what the fuck is wrong with californians?

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What type of women typically takes it in her shit hole most often /b/ >?
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Girls who likes to get fucked in the ass, or are really submissive/likes and trusts you a lot.
They exist.

t. fucked a girl in the as last friday
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Daddy issues

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