Straight shota 4: mommy is a whore edition Previous: >>930296434
Also kinda sad when an artist just disappears
>>930338519>Oh so this happens more often? Yeah, Twitch should just be known as "The Finisher" >get addicted to the feelingI really like that trope in /ss/ actually, even if it is somewhat over used.
>>930338327they're on a mission to get wet and cure cancer.
How do I fuck really hot really tight 18-21 year old pussy as a 28 year old man?
>>930335319Legal, get fit, get a car, pussy will find youIllegal, Rape.
be extremely rich. start scrammin
>>930339101Makes sense. I'll try concerts, music show and such like you suggested. Do you think bars and dating apps are worth it or not really? Seems I'm out of the age range for the default
Hungry?
>>930338573by the way... I'm starting to realize you're the one who typed the infantile "Your mama left her panties here" kindergarten level insult, weren't you?I would have expected much better, because you are not a stupid person, but that was literally one of the most amateurish stupid low IQ infantile gay as fuck attempts I've ever seen at an 'insult'.at least since I was in kindergarten.kind of like the painful "Your father's butt plug" ethereal insult attemptTell the smart FUNNY one to get in touch with me because in the past two days I've already drummed up four more mural jobs. Your friend could make several thousand dollars in just a couple weeks.Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>930339109Proof?
>>930338900yeah, that's hilarious. brilliant comedy stuff, huh? anyway... I kind of stopped doing the big mural stuff years ago, and started focusing on canvases, but recently I've decided to come out of my pseudo mural retirement, and I'm looking for at least one dependable assistant, but they've got to be reasonably cool or it's no fun.Do your friend a favor and tell him I'd like to know if he is able to travel to Georgia and make some money really fast.
Sexual Stories threadShare your best and most perverted stories. Everything welcome. Good times, bad times, degenerate, cuckhold, prostitution, etc.Or even just a memorable sexual encounter.
>>930338790I told my wife about it all, before we got married (wife also a red-head and a tomboy) and she pretended to be horrified at first, but over time she eventually let me know she liked the idea of it, and we played it out a few times ourselves.Got to cook food, then ill be back with part 3
>>930337366>>930337373I wasn't exactly the cool popular girl. I quickly catched up in college but I only had one boyfriend when I was a teen, with a dick quite small too, but we never went past oral sex and he wasn't involved in my babysitting activity.I was shy with guys but I was very curious about my body. I remember babysitting this 1yo girl when I was 16 and he tried to reach my boobs to feed. I gave her my breast (I had a nice C cup when I was young) and masturbated while she was sucking on my nipple.Generally speaking I wasn't aware of the effect I had on the boys I babysitted until one of them had a gigantic boner while we were watching Transformers before bedtime. When he stood up his pajamas was exploding (he wasn't wearing any underwear). We didn't spoke about it but when I put him to bed and gave him a goodnight kiss I hugged him and held his head right on my boobs.As I said I almost never crossed a line with them, except twice. I once accepted all the anniversary money a 14yo kid received (~200€) to let him play with my boobs.Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>be me, 15 years old, living in bumfuck nowhere.>Not amazing but okay looking, play sports but be a closet degenerate. Okay socially, know a lot of people from sports, but mostly quiet.>Meet a girl in school, I'll call her A. She's 18, needs to re-take some classes before she can graduate due to her bad grades/attendance, moved to bumfuck nowhere pretty recently.>She's dumb as a sack of rocks, no real personality to speak of, kinda chubby, but cute enough, tall as heck for a girl with big boobs and a GIGANTIC ass.>Not exactly my type at all, but I can't keep my eyes off her ass. See her around a ton, eventually meet her due to mutual friends and their older siblings. >She's instantly into me. Starts spending time around me, teases me a lot, and makes sexual/lewd jokes.>I'm insanely turned on, still a virgin and start wondering if this would be a good chance to lose it. Don't really want to date her or any bullshit like that, but kinda want to get my dick wet.>Friends siblings pull me aside, tell me to keep a safe distance from her. Tell me she's a slut and a bunch of them and guys they know have already fucked her. Tell them I'm not gonna.>Best friends older brother lends me a video game, inside the case are a few condoms. Tell him he made a mistake. He tells me they are for me just in case. >weird but w/eComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
have you or would you let a girl piss on your dick?
Piss on a girl and let a girl piss on me is one of the most exciting decadent experiences of my life.I did it during the only 3some of my life, after I came on the girls and made a mess out of them we took a shower together and one of the girls wanted some "payback" for the facial and asked me to kneel and pissed on me. The other one watched her friend and went "fuck, that's too hot, can I do it too" and proceeded to piss on me. They were so grateful and excited I never heard a no for the rest of the weekend together.
>>930336931Extremely hot
>>930337192You can't even imagine, I felt like a proper male slut and it was awesome.
Why do you smoke weed? Do you actually think you need it?
>>930338408Still have about 75% body function, more annoying than anything else. I'm ridiculously stubborn, so still work a warehouse job 50+h a week, which doesn't help. Hardest stuff I have to deal with is all mental/depression. I do the Ocrevus infusions as my main treatment.How you making out? What's your main treatment?
I'm not a heavy smoker. I know weed is the main reason I had 3somes and that's enough for me to worship that shit.
>>930334499i used to self medicate to avoid feeling my depression I got addicted to it eventually
How come Conservatives treat Democrats for Trump better than their own well meaning but wrong headed, fellow liberals do?
>>930338333>The leftist purity test is awesome.lmao, it seems you forgot about RINOs
>>930337916because the right is pragmatic and reasonable, they don't demonize people for having "wrong think"
>>930338228fpbp
Well are trans people now eligible for Disability now that they're not aloud to work or exist anymore?
>>930338905>aloudNot allowed to be literate in the one language they speak either apparently...
>>930338905Exist? Since when?
/tv/ mods are fags
Drawthread: justice edition
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>>930338305this is my queen
eternal trap/femboy/trans/twink thread.
>>930339038come to my house
>>930339088Where do you live
I'm tired of working I wish I could just get money from the government and play games and jerk off all day
>>930335777All I can say is be careful what you wish for. I was n that situation for a few years cause of illness and... It gets old REALLY quickly. I started feeling such an extreme lack of purpose that I would sometimes just lie on the floor blankly staring at the ceiling for hours. I felt like I had already died and the world moved on without me.
>>930338749>such an extreme lack of purposeis exactly what AI is going to bring us once it really gets started
>>930338749Sounds like you were 2stupid to get a hobby.
>>930331118>>930331289>>930331308My queen. The supreme mogger
Dick rate thread
>>930333515about 5.5"
>>930337902Always throbbing
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