[a / b / c / d / e / f / g / gif / h / hr / k / m / o / p / r / s / t / u / v / vg / vr / w / wg] [i / ic] [r9k / s4s / vip / qa] [cm / hm / lgbt / y] [3 / aco / adv / an / asp / bant / biz / cgl / ck / co / diy / fa / fit / gd / hc / his / int / jp / lit / mlp / mu / n / news / out / po / pol / qst / sci / soc / sp / tg / toy / trv / tv / vp / wsg / wsr / x] [Settings] [Search] [Home]
Board
Settings Home
/b/ - Random
The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.


Options
Comment
Verification
4chan Pass users can bypass this verification. [Learn More] [Login]
File
  • Please read the Rules and FAQ before posting.

05/04/17New trial board added: /bant/ - International/Random
10/04/16New board for 4chan Pass users: /vip/ - Very Important Posts
06/20/16New 4chan Banner Contest with a chance to win a 4chan Pass! See the contest page for details.
[Hide] [Show All]


All work safe boards are now on the 4channel.org domain. Make sure to update your script blockers and whitelist the new domain.

There's now a setting option under Navigation to display the full list of boards on 4channel.org

The 4chan Vtuber Competition is over. Click here to see the winning entry!



[Catalog]

File: 1517551326740.png (514 KB, 720x720)
514 KB
514 KB PNG
Happy Scaturday
>>
Dump

Would it be funny if Rand Paul's name was instead Rand Poop?
2 replies and 1 image omitted. Click here to view.
>>
>>787448731
implying it isnt
>>
no that would not be funny
>>
>>787447448
No but it would be funny if he choked to death on his own vomit some day.

File: 1529200309797.png (608 KB, 1280x720)
608 KB
608 KB PNG
IT'S HAPPENING!!
58 replies and 8 images omitted. Click here to view.
>>
>>787449741
10/10 Quality post
>>
File: Screenshot_86.png (1.35 MB, 1843x879)
1.35 MB
1.35 MB PNG
>>787449491
Yepp, I'm sure they have, I'm sure that your delusional attempt in justifying your shitposting here that no one asked for is feeding into your paranoia. Here's a Snapshot of the threads by reply count, There are 5 threads bashing Trump, probably more if I scroll down and zero /pol/ or stormfront threads?

oh, I'm sorry, did I just show you a glimpse of reality?
>>
>>787449741
good for you nigger

older anons (40+)
What's something you know now, you wish you knew much earlier ? Share some wisdom.
30 replies and 3 images omitted. Click here to view.
>>
>>787440757
dont do the 9 to 5.
get an education and work for yourself.
i was a wage cuck for 20 years and ill never work for someone ever again
>>
>>787443696
i'll sign off on this as well, bulls eye post
>>
>>787449575
they might know it, but it doesn't seem like they've learned to appreciate it. i know i didn't when i was 18. not even when i was 27.

File: IMG_20181215_154833_722.jpg (125 KB, 800x1232)
125 KB
125 KB JPG
Am I attractive?

Would you date me?

Rate me out of 10?
16 replies and 4 images omitted. Click here to view.
>>
>Am I attractive
No
>Would you date me
No
>rate me out of ten
0/10, stop larping you sad faggot
>>
>>787449480
You're a fat pig with an ugly face to match your body.
>>
>>787447656

Are you male or female ?

If male:
I rate you at about 4/10 for attracting breeding females, provided that they are raving lesbians that are in need of a short course of Group Therapy and hand't already deduced your gender;

If female:
I rate you about 3/10 for a tolerable knee-trembler in a shop doorway, if there's nothing better plying their trade down the Tottenham Court Road at half past two in the morning.

Anyone know what this could be? Woke up with it this morning, was working last night at a restaurant holding a Christmas party so that might have something to do with it (it's a bit redder than it looks)
3 replies omitted. Click here to view.
>>
>>787448275
Good, and maybe minor contact dermatitis, if it gets worse, see your doc
>>
File: ZNRfL.png (121 KB, 425x239)
121 KB
121 KB PNG
>>787446601
sorry to say this but, ur dying.
>>
>>787449808
good, been waiting for this

File: 1541653064195.jpg (88 KB, 678x717)
88 KB
88 KB JPG
Checkmate, Trumptards
292 replies and 69 images omitted. Click here to view.
>>
>>787449322
>>>>>>>>>>you are all niggers now
>>>>>>>>>you are all niggers now
>>>>>>>>you are all niggers now
>>>>>>>you are all niggers now
>>>>>>you are all niggers now
>>>>>you are all niggers now
>>>>you are all niggers now
>>>you are all niggers now
>>you are all niggers now

Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>
>>787449753
>do not begin to spam this thread with this nonsense anon
do not begin to spam this thread with this nonsense anon
>>
>>787449753
The thread's 8 away from bump limit. The conversation is done here. There's 2 other threads for the same topic. We can either lei it die on its own or we can bump it to death, but its already dead

does anyone else think will smith is incredibly fake?
i know hes a actor and thats his job, but every time i see him talk it comes across as bullshit, just like tom cruise but worse.
i also get the impression he and his wife are massive racists
2 replies and 1 image omitted. Click here to view.
>>
>>787448303

It's because he is a Scientologist.

I don't know if he is racist, but keep in mind Scientologists are taught to bully people who criticize Scientology. Any criticism is called a "suppressive act" and they are literally trained to talk shit and degrade a person until they destroy them.
>>
>>787448365

thats hot. thats hot
>>
He’s a clone. The “ real” will smith died around Wild Wild West.

File: IMG_20181215_201559.jpg (570 KB, 1200x1600)
570 KB
570 KB JPG
Its dinner time, what are you guys eating today?
.
Im having a couple of burgers that i made myself,
One is a monster with deep fried chicken breast and a beef patty,bacon, cheddar cheese, lettuce tomato and onion.
The other is just a plain cheese burger.
Fries, and a botle of pepsi.
183 replies and 29 images omitted. Click here to view.
>>
>>787436670
It's good to know if you're a lard ass or not.
Lard asses must be dealt with and alienated accordingly.
>>
File: 1524699410952.jpg (14 KB, 288x288)
14 KB
14 KB JPG
>>787449302
>Maybe you got a bad goat
I've eaten the same shit every year on the same day for the past two decades there's no way it's a bad goat every single time.
>>
>>787449440
Depends on what you call "fried chicken"
If you mean plunging the meat in a deep fat fryer, no, never.
Fuck KFC, MaccyD and consort

File: 1543999683891.jpg (79 KB, 1334x750)
79 KB
79 KB JPG
mat.i thread
16 replies and 3 images omitted. Click here to view.
>>
>>787445607
ok
A N D ?
>>
>>787449827
fucking illegal mate
>>
>>787445569
>underage
Yes officer. This bread

File: maxresdefaul.jpg (95 KB, 1280x720)
95 KB
95 KB JPG
Hunger Games thread. First 24
8 replies and 7 images omitted. Click here to view.
>>
File: Shrekoning.jpg (18 KB, 269x320)
18 KB
18 KB JPG
The Shekoning

IS BACK BABY
>>
Detective Lindy
>>
Big Tits Kylie

File: cat.jpg (1.02 MB, 1632x1224)
1.02 MB
1.02 MB JPG
Hey /b/, I learned yesterday that my cat died while I was off at university in another town. My mom and brother didn't bother telling me they found him floating in the pool after he went missing for a couple days. I guess he walked on the ice like a retard and it was too thin to support him, and he couldn't climb out. My brother buried him on the same day they found him, that was two weeks ago. I was the one who was closest to him, he always slept with me and sat on my desk just watching me play vidya.
A few months ago I figured it would be best to start taking as many pictures and videos of him as possible, because I knew he would die someday. Didn't know it would be this soon, while I was at university. He was only 13.
14 replies and 12 images omitted. Click here to view.
>>
>>787448172
Thanks for the (you)
>>
File: 1543890778618.gif (481 KB, 499x315)
481 KB
481 KB GIF
>>78744920.9
you too
>>
>>787445114
no one cares you dumb cunt.

B Whats wrong with my feet
7 replies and 1 image omitted. Click here to view.
>>
>>787449194
>>787447971
what do I win?
>>
>>787448146
also make sure you are wearing properly fitting shoes
>>
>>787447908
cancer

File: IMG_20181215_044034.jpg (1.16 MB, 2000x2666)
1.16 MB
1.16 MB JPG
winter is coming faggots
4 replies and 1 image omitted. Click here to view.
>>
>>787449681
nice
>>
>>787449681
>>787448082
dear god, more ass
>>
File: IMG_20181215_043757.jpg (1002 KB, 2000x2666)
1002 KB
1002 KB JPG
>>787449909

File: pepe.jpg (6 KB, 227x222)
6 KB
6 KB JPG
Hello /b/, where are those criminal minds?

A house was stolen when the owners went to the church, thiefs took 1,000$, some gold and a few guns,( There was a heavy safe on the house, i assume they saw it ) but didn't took it (No combination? too heavy? no car?)... a week later at dinner time, they went back ( looking for the safe i guess ), they tied the couple, knocked out the women with something on the head, tortured the man ( ? prolly to tell the safe combination? ), man died, thiefs went away and stole the guy car and safe.

Now /b/, what do you guys think?
I' assume they are not from far of the crime scene, prolly not to old, and how the hell they hide a car without anyone noticing it? will they disappear for a while, or will they try to go unnoticed? What would you do?
4 replies omitted. Click here to view.
>>
>>787448936
Investigation teams already have the footages from gas stations / stores near by, since is a single street they must be on the footages, also the house owners are seniors 70y-80y, they choosed the victims becouse they had a profitable store. no one found the car yet. heard they must be fit to lift the safe into the car.. assaults usually happend arround, but never with turture
>>
I think you're having a stroke. Let the woman go, and slowly walk outside
>>
>>787449818
And what do i do with the men?




Delete Post: [File Only] Style:
[1] [2] [3] [4] [5] [6] [7] [8] [9] [10]
[1] [2] [3] [4] [5] [6] [7] [8] [9] [10]
[Disable Mobile View / Use Desktop Site]

[Enable Mobile View / Use Mobile Site]

All trademarks and copyrights on this page are owned by their respective parties. Images uploaded are the responsibility of the Poster. Comments are owned by the Poster.