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I’m just a degenerate /b/ro who got himself in a tight spot. Hate to get to this but I’ve been living check to check lately and I’ve finally run out of liquid cash this week. I’m out of rice and beans at the house and it’s too late to visit a church near by that might help.
I know it’s pathetic but I have to ask for just a bit of cash for a cheap meal tonight. I’d be so appreciative of anything at all guys
Go to chaturbate, insert stuff inside your ass.
if I had any spare money or if you lived in my city, id help
best of luck dude
try pawn shops? begging? dumpster dive?

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You there, step forward.

Who are you?

>0 - Mudcrab
>1 - Nord
>2 - Argonian
>3 - Khajiit
>4 - Orc
>5 - Redguard

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Rolling for 0

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Hunger Games thread.
Post an image along with name and gender.
Posting more than one image is fine.
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Would you?

Celeb Thread
Popsloot Edition
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>my banana

glad I can finally load these WEW
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found one

I'm a manager at my Local Popeye's

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Any good chimp stories?
best stories?
best times you or your employees fucked with someone?

Mostly just chimps chimping out over items we might not have had available st the time they wanted them.

Once a nigger went full retarded cause they had to wait a whole three minutes for their tendies and threatened to call corporate on us over it. Corporate really doesn't give a fuck about customers though.

Latina thread
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>I think
Posts original
I think you might be right

Creepshots thread
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creep threads. the antithesis of don't kill yourself.
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when u nigga does nigga nigga nigga

Ohio thread 2.0.
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Agreed dump
Bumping for more cle babes
Any interest in a Gilf?

So why would someone have fucking carpets in the bathroom? Honestly? It’s so fucked up.
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I know you can just chuck those in the washing machine but full on fitted carpet. Should be illegal. I would go that far.
right there with ya
on a similar note fuck padded toilet seats
friend's rich parents had them and they wouldnt stay up which is a fucking pain when you're trashed trying to take a piss
What do you mean like on the bottom layer of the toilet? If not you probably be better off pulling the seat up. Either way. Still weird but there is no sacrilege like carpets in a toilet.

>Stepdad Chad took me out for "bro's night" cause i overheard mommy telling him to
>Mommy said I needed male bonding and that she wanted Chad to take more of a father figure role
>It wasn't until we were in the car that Chad dropped the bomb that we weren't going to Wendies but to a new restaurant, Chad's favorite restaurant
>I reeee'd and stamped my feet and punched the dash. Chad told me to shut the fuck up or he would kick me out of his car and leave me in the snow
>I didn't bring any shoes, and I was really hungry from all my reee, so I decided to humor Chad until tendies were delivered
>I slide the back of my sweatpants down and made a little poo smear on Chad's cloth seat
>It was dark, so Chad had no idea my 300lbs+ was permanently grinding the runny poo deep into his car upholstery
>Chad rolled down the window and told me to stop farting in his car
>As we pulled into the restaurant parking lot i saw it was called Hooters
>Not a good sign. Tendies come from chickens, not owls

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>saved up enough Good Boy Points for a new game
>ask mummy to drive me to Gamestop
>says she drank too much of her adult grape juice so she cant drive
>decide to go myself
>pack some chicken tendies for the journey in case I get hungies
>go to the garage, grab my bike and TMNT bicycle helmet (leonardo, of course)
>riding my bike, people angry and yelling at me as i make my way through sidewalk (wtf am i supposed to do, ride on the street?)
>see cousin dylan walking home from school with his friends
>wave hello but he pretends not to notice me (lol he's so shy)
>get to Gamestop, grab a copy of Super Mario Party, and head to cashier

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A good quality tendies green text. Bump

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No, she's a whore.

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>be me severely underweight, balding, depressed chronically ill anon
>living at home with parents at 20 years old after withdrawing from college
>decide to change my life
>listen to Jordan Peterson
>go back to college and don't bring a desktop computer to force myself to stop gaming
>ride my bike everywhere
>start to make gains at the gym
>slowly start making friends despite my autism
>get girls number at dining hall today
>have date on monday with 7/10 qt3.14

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You cant lift yourself up by pushing other people down :^)
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>be me, 19
>work nightshifts
>want to go to college
>fail to enroll in college due to flunking the entrance exam
>start work double shifts, that and studying is all I for the next 10 months, social life suffers
>attempt at college #2
>success, I am now a college student
>brother and mom kick me out of the flat (he does everything to make it impossible for me to cohabitate while doesn't give a shit, also he's 10 years older than me)
>move in with a girl I met online and only went on a date a few times before

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ITT: Princesses who deserve to be bouncing on a Big Black Cock.
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Built for it.

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