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This is fact: some years ago no one had and would never have a gf. Now it seams everyone has gf/wife and would like to see her being blacked... Pic not related, of course.
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Hey you got a point. In few words, how can you identify it?
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c'mon who would REALLY want to see his gf blacked?
this thread must die plz

Ask me personal questions and I’ll answer honestly

>unfortunately pic unrelated
would you sharpie in pooper for any less than $3.60 in spare change?
show ur dick pls

Anyone ever beat off to pictures of their friends ex's?
pic related
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Fed her cum once.
You're such a badass
Please make love to me
Post moar op

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Shut up.
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Andrew S ays so
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sorry 'says' so my bad

What do you think of this American church pastor?
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I think he, like most American Xtians, don't give a shit about what Jesus said but just want to act better than everyone else while secretly being shittier.
flood the phone lines?
does he ask you to make the checks straight out to his name?

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How much longer till 777777777
Over twenty thousand posts, so a good long while.
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8 hours left and it's ours, 8ch army's,
you retarded meem necrophilists
You still suck at haikus

You have 10 seconds to explain why you aren't in a badass metalcorec band like me instead of proving you're a basement dwelling virgin.
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>haha let me go compare my normie life with a bunch of internet losers
You’re literally just here to smurf and play on easy mode you fucking hacker.
Also your “album” is a 2 song ep that sounds like ass

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>be me
>don't wanna sleep decide to be on my pc
>chilling on discord
>mom walking
>mom walks into my room
>shouts something
>says why am I not sleeping

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are you 12?
>my first time... when see a glitch. I like it.
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>Be me
>haven’t checked the Chan in awhile so let’s see what’s new
Ok that’s not surprising, give me
your worst fowl wench
>Snap/Kik thread
>expect normal run of the mill nude exposure
>14yr girl who’s into men in their 30s and 40s, pedophile kink
>Hi, I’m Chris Hansen, take a seat

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I think I am truly scarred after this one. These are children for gods sake, like Jesus fuck, kill, shitpost, post porn, but holy fuck I thought children were off limits man what the fuck.
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It's all one giant psyop.
Lolita, light of my life, fire of my loins. My sin, my soul. Lo-lee-ta: the tip of the tongue taking a trip of three steps down the palate to tap, at three, on the teeth. Lo. Lee. Ta. She was Lo, plain Lo, in the morning, standing four feet ten in one sock. She was Lola in slacks. She was Dolly at school. She was Dolores on the dotted line. But in my arms she was always Lolita. Did she have a precursor? She did, indeed she did. In point of fact, there might have been no Lolita at all had I not loved, one summer, an initial girl-child. In a princedom by the sea. Oh when? About as many years before Lolita was born as my age was that summer. You can always count on a murderer for a fancy prose style. Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, exhibit number one is what the seraphs, the misinformed, simple, noble-winged seraphs, envied. Look at this tangle of thorns.

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Why is this the hottest shit ever?
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Nah, although I can see why you think that. I did invest a whole lot in him with my response. But now I think he was just a kid and I probably broke him..
lol. By the time I was your age. :D

op is a fag

Send nudes
no u

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More of my gf?
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is that a hymen?
OP any moar?
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>be dumbfag me
>take iphone to chink phone stand
>(battery is fucked and apple are shitcunts)
>new battery works fine
>after 2 days, phone turns off every 5 mins for no reason
>dumb zipperhead fucked the connection between motherboard and battery
>refuses to do anything else to phone or give refund
how do i fuck up a small business permanently
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Liquid explosive
Prank calls and swatting
>buys apple who is notorious for expensive shit
>doesn't want to pay expensive shit for expensive shit
>goes to someone cheap
>gets a cheap job
>complains about cheap job
OP, I have some helium I will give to you right now if you have a plastic bag that will fit over your head.

Pics you shouldnt share
>pic not related

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How do you get over the fear of death /b/? Every night the prospect of inevitable death keeps me up, just knowing that every moment I'm being dragged closer to the abyss. I don't even have an exciting life or anything so I can't even imagine what successful people feel about death. Or maybe only boring losers like me have enough free time to think about death
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Something that gives me comfort, which is pretty much my own head cannon. Is something I've cobbled together from buddhist teachings, christian interpretations and modern scientific theory.

Data, some people believe, is like energy. It cannot be destroyed. Some scientists have even proposed a sort of dimension that consists only of data. If this is to be the case, then all of the data that exists, or has ever existed, within your mind is "saved" as it were in this plane of data. So while You cease to exist, all the data that comprised you, is saved for all time where all other data is saved.

For a more theological perspective. If God is Omniscient, then he knows your mind. He knows all the pathways of your brain and all the firing of your neurons. He knows what you think, when you think it, and why you think it. What's more, God would also understand what you know from YOUR perspective. In essence, our experience of our life would be identical to God's experience of our life. God would simply have the greater context that our minds cannot comprehend.

When we die I believe that the barriers that exist around our personal context dissolve, and we become aware of all data simultaneously, because our understanding is Gods understanding, only in miniature.
this helped me get over my fear of death, it actually intrigued me more on the topic
Religion of any sort.
Praise yourself or a god(s)

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