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Explain this shit
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His wife died in a skiing accident and he drinks so much he pisses himself uncontrollably
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He's an alcoholic who gives zero fucks.
Also this >>91566593
He's been watching lots of Dwayne Johnson's movies

I recently starting dating a qt who has seen no kinos, so to bond I figure ill try to make this bitch cultured, im breaking it up week to week, give suggestions, critiques etc
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awful strategy brah
listen up
just take some bong rips with her, snuggle up on a couch, put on rick and morty and lmaoing your asses off
This is going to end well.
literally this

How to lose a guy in 10 days

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>mfw someone asked me if I "wanted in" on a storage locker at work because of this
theres no money in it, that show is complete bullshit
they add random expensive items to make it interesting
>not dressing like a cholo, marrying a bitchy 6/10 and flipping storage units to fund your coke habit

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How long with Netflix last when they have to compete with Disney streaming?

>Most there movies are shit like Mechashark vs Megashark
>Original series usually fizzle after season 1
>Heavily dependent on Fox/Disney content they will be losing in 2019
>Disney will undoubtedly charge less than Netflix at first just to bury them
>Disneys got more friends in government

When can we expect a JUST from the netflix people?
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Other stuff to add is that they've built up a substantial anime catalog.

>Pokemon (Television rights)
>Digimon (thanks to the Fox buyout)
>Yo-kai-watch (Television rights)

Disney now owns all 3 "kids collect monsters and battle them" anime franchises
Disney test markets everything.
Disney pulling their content from Netflix will kill the company
Well Netflix did kill video stores so I guess it deserves it?

DVD through the mail and unlimited days to rent it was great. 5.99 or whatever for a rental ( was it only for 1 day for new releases?) Sucked.

On second thought Netflix deserves better.

It did do the streaming thing first right?
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Basically this picture

Does anyone have the picture that shows Disney's releases by year and who was in charge at the time. You (won't) be surprised at exactly when the quality changes, and all the characters start becoming sexualized.

What's gonna happen, lads
It’s gonna be even worse than the last three. Plot doesn’t matter


I really have to laugh at all the butthurt over this movie. People who were expecting the second coming of Christ in movie form that would confirm their precious headcanons are fuming at the mouth right now.

It‘s just a movie, grow up. It wasn‘t perfect, it had plotholes, some storylines didn‘t go anywhere, and yet it was a very enjoyable space romp with some unexpected turns amd character moments framed by beautiful action scenes. I especially appreciated the reveal of Rey‘s parents and the Snoke subversion, which ironically all the manchildren seem to hate the most.

The Leia scene and Casino planet were dumb, though.

What did you like about it?
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He fired every gun they had at Luke and hadn't even scratched him.
He thought he had become more powerful than even he could imagine when it was all smoke and mirrors
I don't care who Snoke is either but fucking at least don't pull him out of your fucking asshole from nowhere. Snoke literally appear from NOWHERE. That is my gripe. Given us a single throwaway scene or sentence about his origin. That is fine, that gives fans a chance to make up theories. Don't fucking pull him out of your asshole and make him a carbon copy of the Emperor.
They just should not have included the OT characters at all in the new trilogy.
Still incompetent and doesn't see through the smoke and mirrors. Makes you wonder how the fuck 9 is going to even be taken seriously.
When ESB ended, Empire was on the upswing. Our heroes captured. Vader a legitimate threat.

Here? Hux is a joke. Kylo is incompetent.
It shit on everything TFA raised
>who is snoke? why is he powerful?
who cares he dies like a bitch and quick
>how powerful is old,wise, battle-hardened Luke?
We'll never know. He never actually fights anyone he just force holograms then loses the will to live, again dies like a bitch

Heh. Nothing personal. Kid.
I haven't seen it but it's not by Jew Jew Abrahams (not antisemitic just a funny name) and it has some good reviews so I'm awaiting happily



Rey has a great ass
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It made me appreciate the prequel's more.
I think we all know why it showed a close up of Luke sweating as he watched her train.
the whole movie was clearly shaped to wipe the slate clean. all it did was reset the board to tiny band of rebels versus fascist baddies.
>a movie about failure fails
>movie about failure
thats a stretch...

I really do hope I'm just missing something and someone can explain that I'm a moron for disliking this film.
When did you start transitioning faggot? Straight men dont do this shit. Kill yourself homo.

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>The world has already seen Titanic 2.0
>Amerimutts only now get to see this movie.

The consensus will do 180 now, just you wait. I'm beginning to see opinions that the leia scene was "actually kind of beautiful".
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>Believing anything and everything they "announce"
This is transformers all over again, quit falling for this shit
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>People in this thread are so stupid that they think this is real

Even if it did happen, they could obviously just get tickets and see it tomorrow or over the weekend.
everyone in hollywood watches RLM you imbecile
Oh my god they're going to lose Hollywood numbers! This whole portion of the American economy is going to boycott Star Wars because of this!

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What's this expression trying to convey?
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Why is she so good at literally every single thing she does?
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Her ass in the scene when she’s swinging the lightsaber around good lawd
shes literally a 5/10, why would you fap to her every night? I can get the appeal of an occasional grudging hatefap for her, but why would you worship a literally average slag when there are so much hotter women online
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2 reasons.

1, because they wanted their stronk independent woman that don't need no man, and wanted it NOW instead of investing the time into character development and skill progression.

And 2, because at the moment creating a female character with flaws will call down an army of blue haired ham planets to flap their jowls at you.

Patronizing women is often preferable to hearing them whine. Humanity has a rich history of it.
unironically the only face in earth that I would pay all my money just to cum on it once

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>That son of a bitch brought the war - to - us, two years ago. Jesus, Alfred, count the dead. Thousands of people. What's next: millions?

>He has the power to wipe out the entire human race, and if we believe there's even a 1% chance that he is our enemy, we have to take it as an absolute certainty. And we have to destroy him.

Its clear as day he didnt bring the war, Zod did.

Also what is he on about that a 1% chance he is evil is enough to destroy Superman? Batman has about the same why doesnt he kill himself?
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Definitely not batman.
>arguing over retarded capeshit
>arguing over retarded DC capeshit

Batman branded them therefore by your words he is at least partly responsible

Responsible for branding them. Not for killing them.
>if we believe there's even a 1% chance that he is our enemy, we have to take it as an absolute certainty
That's not how math works.

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What went wrong?
>tfw a 60-year old aids-ridden tranny chaser has a better hairline than you
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He's been making strides lately.
They're both brainlets with nothing interesting to say

They were both leaching off of Anthony's talent for conversation
It's a dead medium.
Opie is an old dad who brings 0 entertainment on any platform. Also he's been a cunt to almost everyone thats worked with him.

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