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Every time someone tells me Netflix produces good original content I laugh in their face. Are standards at an all time low for people to think that pic related was anything but rancid shit?
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>>95119688
Movie is called Mute, please don't waste your time with it.
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>>95119815
>main mob guys call each other 'baby' unironically, implied gay relationship
>gay stripper who wears fake tits
Sure, just projecting. Hello Netflix shill.
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>>95119964
>implied gay relationship

That's projection.

>gay stripper who wears fake tits

Not by any definition "undertones."
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>>95119775
reminder that a futuristic setting doesn't make things cyberpunk
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>>95120030
not him, but you didn't get a little "are they gay dads?" vibe from paul rudd and babyman?

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party rockers in the sneed tonight
Everybody trying to suck and fuck chuck
(Formerly)
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The funniest thing of all is that Sneed wouldn't be a big meme if comfy Simpsons fags didn't get so triggered.
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>>95119863
>>95119715
Autism Sneeds
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based thread
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>>95119977
I think it's just the one comfy Simpsons fag actually
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you know some reddit cunt is gonna press the report sooner or later

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how did we go from this
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>>95119024
Oh fine here you go
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>>95119314
How could you fuck up a show with doug stanhope hosting it?
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>>95119992
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>>95119992
>Not a webm
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>>95120061
what's this frome? I'm an aspiring artist pursuing a specialty in khazar milkers.

When the fuck is Hollywood going to allow renting movies currently in the cinema? They will get exactly the same amount of money, it's just shitty cinemas that miss out.

If I want to go see the black panther I can either share a cinema with loud hollering negros or I can wait a year for a torrent. Unacceptable in 2018.

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How do you feel that Atlanta will become bigger than Hollywood because it's much cheaper to film there?
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>>95118055
>braves stadium in Marietta
That was a fine example of democracy at work my friend.
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>>95113243
I fuckin doubt it m9
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>>95113510
CDC HQ is there too. We all know what must be done.
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>>95113243
It’s never going to happen Ted Turner
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I'm shooting a movie here soon in KY. It has as good as tax breaks as Georgia. Hollywood's dead. You can't have fake sex and fake violence in your movies because it puts the actors in danger but you have to pay union level salary and not get as many tax breaks.

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a game based around the movie "the thing".
id imagine it to be some kind of open world where you have to do normal stuff, maybe survival.
then slowly the thing plague hits and people get infected, but its random who gets infected so youll never know who to trust.
the endgoal would be to collect clues whos the thing and stopping it.
lots of gore involved and the thing should have a very good AI so it can actually react to things you do in the game world and act according to your actions.
the game should also have rpg elements.
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>>95118974
there is a Thing game
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>>95119085
its shit tho, very uninspired by the numbers third person schlock. the thing needs alot more creativity.
i also opened the thread in the wrong board, mea culpa.
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>>95119198

I haven't played it since it came out, but I remember getting stoned with my friend and spending a whole day on it. We had a good time
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>>95119085
>that part where Kurt Russel shows up in a helicopter to kill a giant flower thing
what the fuck was john carpenter thinking when he wrote this.
can't believe this made it into the game
https://youtu.be/ziOISjHN3nk?t=3m11s

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This movie takes pretentious to a whole new level.
>"hurr you should feel bad for watching a violent movie"
>constant fourth wall breaks because we're basically complicit in the murders as viewers bro!
>15 minute drawn-out shots of the same thing
exactly the sort of twaddle i expect /tv/ to deem as kino.
Let me guess, you guys liked it right?
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>>95119132
But it didnt lol also check these dubs
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>>95119274
OP used the right word.
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>>95119277
>lol it didn't make me think because I'm literally incapable of thought, jokes on you!
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>>95119300

No, you didn't.
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>>95115641
>exactly the sort of twaddle i expect /tv/ to deem as kino.

This movie gets shitted on constantly. /tv/ is all about what is or was popular, but you must like it ''ironically'' to distance yourself from the populace. People now use the word ''unironically'' to assert that they are serious because, by default, everything said is considered ironic. There's also something /tv/ does not understand about art; it is not always supposed to be entertaining.

Funny Games is a quite obvious movie, you enjoy the violent parts because they are the most entertaining then you get exposed for your voyeurism by the fourth wall breaking. It's provocative and that worked. It is indeed way too long to make that point and a bit hypocritical to create these scenes and blame the viewer for looking at it, but it's not like anyone consider this movie Haneke's best.

Ok but seriously? Look at this fucking dude.

I half-joking want a government-run eugenic/marriage program at this point. Why the fuck do 10/10 appearance women choose/marry such utterly disgusting men?
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>>95118643
Ja
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>>95117482
>Bear-McClard
probably married him for the sick last name
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>>95117482
She still has the Jew rat like face like gul dukat, It's amazing.
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>>95118458
>>95118643
Based
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>ugly
didn't realize rare aryan genes, strong chin and a nice full head of hair is ugly

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A movie so bad it ended the career of the biggest box office draw of the early 00s
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>>95113421
I never liked Austin Powers, I didn't get why it was so big.

Wayne's World is kino though.
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>>95118840
Easy to quote in an era where people liked mimicking characters in movies. You rarely see anyone do that anymore for new films
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>>95116211
Nice blog, faggot. Now kys.
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>>95118377
Cat in the Hat was Shawshank Redemption compared to Love Guru
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>>95113600
Lol, wrong. You must not be old enough to recollect that era.

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Now that the dust is settled, are you team Mark or team Jez
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>>95117636
Half way between. I'm an aimless dreamer like Jeremy but conservative in politics and social beliefs like Mark.
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Started to take a dip in quality in the 4th season imo.
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>>95119045
>I caught him reading the Nicene Creed on the toilet

I fucking want to have a drink with this man
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>>95119551
First 4 seasons are the best, but I still laugh out loud multiple times during every episode ever, and I do think it's the funniest show ever
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I'm team Mark and Jez.

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Discuss guykino that you enjoy.

Also, what is your favorite:
>vigilante kino
>cop kino
>heist kino
>organized crime kino
>spy kino
>military kino
>martial arts kino
>car kino
>sports kino
>adventure kino
>western kino
>historical kino

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>>95117893

Baby Driver is the best guy movie ever made
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>>95117893
>vigilante kino
Man on Fire

>cop kino
SWAT

>heist kino
Heat

>organized crime kino
Once Upon a Time in America

>spy kino
Tinker Tailor Soldier Spy

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>>95119662
>Tony Scott
>literally who
>Michael Mann
>Sergio Leone
>literally who
>John McTiernan
>Wachowskis
>Tony Scott
>Oliver Stone
>literally who
>George Cosmatos
>Peter Weir
>George Miller
>John McTiernan

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Why does he have an N on his forehead?
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>>95118501
dumblydore isnt a people hes a wizard
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>>95119030
Wizards act like Victoria is still on the throne, they'd probably give him the Dementor's kiss for it.
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>>95112169
God damn what took you so long
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/pol/ is always right

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Why do cinephiles reject these individuals but uphold Beavers , Piavoli, Malick, Lynch, Kubrick, Tarkovsky, Syberberg, Val de Omar, Elder, Tart, Kiarostami, Mizoguchi, Ozu, as superior?
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>>95119487
Anything with Barbra Streisand in it is trash.
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>>95119141
>Beavers , Piavoli, Malick, Lynch, Kubrick, Tarkovsky, Syberberg, Val de Omar, Elder, Tart, Kiarostami, Mizoguchi, Ozu
Why do cinephiles reject sexiness?
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>>95120065
Shut up, doubly. To the wastebin
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>>95120065
Shut up soyboy. To the wastebin
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>>95120073
Griffith, Flaherty, Strand, Stroheim, and Eisenstein recognized greatly the importance of sexiness

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I can't believe Bryce prefers Van Patten's card over mine
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>>95119455
How did a nit-wit like you get so tasteful?
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>>95119455
Looking good, but watch this.
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>>95119455
VERY nice
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Is this the dawn of Vincekino?
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>>95119944

Yes it is. I'm super pumped for Dragged Across Concrete to come out. No way it won't be amazing
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>>95119944
Pure unadulterated Head squishing kino.
also nice dubs



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