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Fan film tier
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trying new facial expression? nice daisy, keep trying, maybe you become actress soon
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>>89197167
It is fan-fiction. No George, not cannon. Also...

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>"polly wolly doodle stupidface"

The Turkish dubbed versio nof of Die Hard sucked
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oh, actually, everything turkish sucks

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Was Harrison's performance similar to that of the force awakens? His first line is kind of a quip and he definitely makes an out of place joke about his favourite song
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>>89196284
he was shit, but fortunately, he was sidelined. The guys sounded and acted exactly the same as Indian Jones and Han solo. he made that stupid face when he's trying to convey "anger". This man is the luckiest shit actor on the planet.
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Don't listen to anyone OP Ford was great. Best acting he's done in years.
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>just plays himself in every movie

>it's ok when Harrison Ford does it
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>>89196361
Something a long the lines "Do you have any cheese?"
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>>89196284
Krager, I hate you.

Remarkably disinterested in the sociopolitical relevance of its concept, Ridley Scott’s Blade Runner follows a futuristic police precinct as it murders fugitive “replicants,” synthetic people who rebel against their enslavement. Scott isn’t blind to the strife of the replicants, as the film’s most powerful scenes concern the brutal deaths of these androids, but he’s so drunk on his now-iconic set design that he barely questions the story’s classist society. Harrison Ford’s Deckard, the central slave hunter, or “blade runner,” is a romanticized figure, a sexy and disenchanted blend of a rogue P.I. from a 1940s noir and a ragged cop from a 1980s action film. Inasmuch as Scott’s concerned with psychology at all, it’s Deckard’s pain that’s prioritized, as the filmmaker paints a self-pitying portrait of a white man’s burden.

Arriving 35 years later, Denis Villeneuve’s self-consciously woke Blade Runner 2049 is similarly a product of its age. Replicants are explicitly referred to as slaves in the film, which offers a striking contrast from the thematic muddiness of its predecessor. A police official, Lieutenant Joshi (Robin Wright), speaks of maintaining a wall between the humans and the replicants, so that each side knows their place in order to prevent revolution or chaos—language that recalls justifications given for repressing the actions of the civil rights movement. And the blade runner this time out, K (Ryan Gosling), is a replicant who weathers the pain of being a robotic Uncle Tom, as his own kind views him as a traitor while humans see him as inferior.
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Yeah no one wants to read that. Go advertise somewhere else.
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The movie is about asking what makes a soul, not racial tensions. I hate thess skin-deep fucking wannabe philosophers.
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>>89195328
>>89195330
>blade redditors don't read
No surprise
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Has there ever been a more complete misinterpretation of a pair of movies?

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Was he /ourguy/?
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>>89197150
what did the mohawk represent?

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what happened to her bros?
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She mutilated her breasts because she decided that big titties are bad
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>>89196635
she has two parents, her jewish mother, and her white father who she was very close to died and she became depressed
sad actually

her husband is paul bettany, who wrote and directed a movie where she fucks a black guy
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>>89196635

brainwashed by jewish producers.
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>>89197018
She just lost weight, retard
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>>89197018
Big tittums hurt your back anon.

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same reason they write 90% of children's picture books

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Actors you've met irl

He's a big guy
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>>89196834
Do you people only think about black men fucking white girls?
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>>89188785
>People all the way at the bar turning around because of the flash

This picture will never not be funny, holy fucking shit.
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>>89197306
Insecure ameritards do.
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I saw Eva Green at a grocery store in Los Angeles yesterday. I told her how cool it was to meet her in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother her and ask her for photos or anything.
She said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”
I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but she kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and flashing her tits in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard her chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw her trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in her hands without paying.
The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Ma'am, you need to pay for those first.” At first she kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.
When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, she stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, she kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.
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It might be nothing, but I'll tell ya anyway.

I was in a local healthy/expensive type supermarket here in Grand Rapids, Michigan (we have a lot of those) and I'm in line to buy some ham at the deli there. The lady asked me what kind, and I said "I have no fucking idea what different kinds of ham there are lady" ENTIRELY too loudly and the guy behind me in line I hadn't noticed burst the hell up laughing.

I turn around. Steve Martin.

He kinda half leans around me and says "Honey glazed!" to the lady over the counter and I just kinda stare at him for a sec then smile and say thanks. I'm about to pay for it and he says "No way this one's on me" and pays the check for it right there. I was astounded, it was so awesome that I did the only thing I could think of ... The Three Amigos salute. Once again he cracks up and asked me if I had any idea how long it had been since someone did that. I said "a year?" he said "try ten".

We ended up having coffee at a place across the street. Turns out he bought a house in Monticeto, a really expensive residential area in SB, and has been living there a while. We talked about everything that wasn't his career for about 45 minutes before he had to take off because his deli stuff was gonna go bad. I shook his hand and said he made my year today. He smiled and beat my head in with a tire iron. I looked up from the floor, my eyes covered in my own blood as I made out a blurry image of an anvil being hoisted above his head. Through the ringing in my ears I couldn't hear his probably witty parting line before the anvil came crashing down, ending my life.

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http://www.msn.com/en-us/tv/celebrity/amber-tamblyn-defends-husband-david-cross-amid-allegation-of-racism-he-said-he-was-sorry/ar-AAtJWJv?li=BBmkt5R&ocid=spartandhp

Don't believe lies spread on twitter goyim. Unless it's about James Woods, then you should always believe.
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>>89196064
/pol/ gets triggered over two people holding hands
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>>89191344
did she actually tweet all that within a few hours of eachother? holy fuck
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>>89191930
>Formerly
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>>89196540
>the FBI
>doesnt have a bias

im doin a think
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>>89191344
>34yr old qt is married to 53 yr old goblin

Gee it's almost like she has issues or something

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Woah, Justin has friends in high places
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>>89196966
Thats what their twitter is named.
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>>89188415
>being so delusional that you think statistics that don't agree with your worldview must be fake
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>>89189549
Literally every college freshmen had his ideas when literally every professor told them about those ideas. His fans are just fucking idiots who never took a single physics or astrophysics class.
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>>89196966
just roiland being funny
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>>89196806
because reddit wants to build a technocracy

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>he doesn't know how to make a waldorf salad
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>americans are portrayed as rich, loud and obnoxious
kino
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>>89196927
according to most euros, british tourists are more obnoxious than americans
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>>89196950
thats only degenerate brits in amsterdam, balearics, greek islands
brits anywhere else are safe lads
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>>89196982
a group of british "lads" getting drunk and acting obnoxious is a well known sight all across europe, in the tourist cities/areas, to be honest
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>>89197052
nah they're safe

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>neon lights and jumpy camerawork and wacky chinese people xD

what kind of brainlet thinks this is good?
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>>89195596
>>89195820
what's the appeal? it was just a convoluted love history with some admittedly nice visuals
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>>89196441
I liked the eccentric style, the characters were getting into some interesting shenanigans, Hong Kong looked like a very romantic place, the whole story with the mute and the crazy lady and his dad made me very sad, perfect soundtrack choices like all of WKW films I've seen, sexual, violent, meditative, not tied down by a basic three act structure like As Tears Go By and Days of Being Wild. Definitely a definitive movie of the decade. My favorite of his for sure.
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numales love this one, very screenshottable with minorities making melancholy faces
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>>89196586
Chinks aren't a minority in Chinkland
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>>89196075
>>89195758
>>89195542
>>89196441
>>89196586
>the absolute state of the cinema board

Just shut it down for good once and for all. I don't see what's the point of leaving it in this pathetic, sorry state.

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How can one man be so based?
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>>89193762
It's all blockbuster trash for boomers. His OSTs are the best part of these flicks.
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>>89193703
This. I only remember Rey's theme and it wasn't even that good.
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>>89193703
not really senpai. he has a couple good piece in TFA and the same goes for the first films of the other trilogies. other than twin suns and the main theme and maybe a few other melodies here and there. a new hope sound track is just generic jittery action flick filler
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>>89193686
yeah, he's pretty based for stealing from Gustav Holst and getting away with it

Does /tv/ still pretend Scott Pilgrim was a bad movie?
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>>89197046
Does Reddit still like it? Then yes
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>>89197046
I like it and I'm neither pretentious or a hipster.
I like he flashy fight scenes, a lot of the humor is funny, and all the chicks are hot.
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Should've been a trilogy really, special effects are pretty cool though.

How the hell did he do it, /tv/?

I'm not talking about 'that'.

How did he create several tv shows that are actually fun to watch, like Zoey 101, iCarly and especially Drake & Josh?
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>227. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 10/19 **#8**
That tween show producer who has been a staple of this space for a decade is throwing network co-workers under the bus to try and keep the light pointed away from him. So far, there are two that have had their careers rightfully ended because of him but he is running out of people to keep people distracted from his awfulness.
>Dan Schneider (Chris Savino "Loud House") (Women In Animation Are Calling For An End To Sexual Harassment)

Bravo Dan!!!
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even when I was a kid, Nickelodeon was shit.
I guess thats how redditshits are born, their parents let them watch that crap.



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