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Anon, you are going to help mommy save the dinosaurs aren't you?
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I want to help her lose some weight
Imagine how torn /poltv/ would be if this situation was irl.

For one, you guys absolutely despise the environment and all the wildlife so you would say "fuck that" and try to shut the Dinosaur Protection Group down but then on the other hand you money-loving fucks will want to capture the dinosaurs alive so you could cage them and sell tickets across the world and breed them as weapons for the military and make trillions.
You're forgetting the dinosaurs don't have feathers in the JP reality. I'm sure people would be more down for saving scaly dinos than feathered dinos.
/pol/ would be for keeping them alive to be hunted for sport in order to enhance their mythic faustian spirit or some gay shit.

How do you respond, /tv/?
Does gods good news come with cookies?
Scooby, what did I tell you about going on 4chan? You're gonna rot your brain.
No. It does not.
PS2 game.
challenge them to a game of bball


How common are "self-help" groups in Hollywood (aka cults)? Would I need to join one to make it in Hollywood?


At least he's hwhite.
Americans want easy answers.
They can't handle solutions that have any sort of nuance at all. It has to be a simple yes/no or they're flummoxed.

You can see it in their politics. You're either the "good" guy or you're the "bad" guy, with no subtlety whatsoever.
My guy is the "good" guy so yours has to be the bad one. Because he's not my guy.

Basically Americans are a bunch of 5yr olds arguing over whose go it is on the swingset.

>those feels when Buzz finally flies and the music swells
That feel when the girl finally cries and my penis swells
>Buzz finally flies
Buzz never flied, ever.

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for the first time since it aired around ~2001. Are we seriously having naked rub downs in the pilot episode? Holy shit, Star Trek, how did you fall so low?

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Well, Sneed, I made it- despite your directions.
Superintendent Chuck.
- I hope you're prepared for an unforgettable luncheon.
- Yeah.
Oh, egads! My roast is ruined.
But what if I were to purchase fast food and disguise it as my own cooking? Delightfully devilish, Sneed.
Ah- Sneed with his crazy explanations The superintendent's gonna need his medication When he hears Sneed's lame exaggerations There'll be trouble in town tonight Sneeeed! Superintendent, I was just- uh, just stretching my calves on the windowsill.
Isometric exercise.
Care to join me? Why is there smoke coming out of your oven, Sneed? Uh- Oh.
That isn't smoke.
It's steam.
Steam from the steamed clams we're having.

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BASED sneedposters
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good post

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Kek underrated
Yeah, I'm thinking he's black.
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/his/ reporting in
Damn, White Levar Burton looks fucking depressed
it was fun af reapplying the black/indian filters on the same picture over and over
the persons face would just deteriorate ad infinitum

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Metisse is going home edition. Bongs only
That's not the future. That is now. Britain is not a white country anymore. Deal with it white supremacist.

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What are some movies about realizing happiness is unobtainable

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Is this movie any good? Thinking of watching it tonight just for shits.
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okay, what if I said:
>being this unsettled over a shitpost
It's unironically kino
Its pretty good. Exactly what you'd expect however
but not for giggles?
welcome to my life, every time a new meme pops up I feel lost for a week, probably the result of reading Encyclopedia Dramatica for like two years before I actually started posting
He isn't Cohen, Mann, or Malick. He is his own man.

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uhh anon the movie costed 2bln (with marketing) if disney need AT LEAST a 5bln or they're going bankrupt
Hello my fellow Laowinner!

Mugabe said that Xi was sent by god, Africans actually do appreciate the results they get from trading with China. China has no history about black face and has no idea what is considered racist by white people.

China is a racialist society but that's just common sense, it has nothing to do with superiority. Their depiction of Africans as being poor or simple has direct analogues to their depictions of themselves 30-50 years ago and the role of the communist party in their own society. The trope is about mothers insistence on marriage for their daughters instead of education, something all Chinese people are familiar with. Just recently Xi went to a village in China that believed that ghosts were making them sick to which Xi replied:

>“In the past we did have ghosts - the ghosts of ignorance, backwardness and poverty,” Xi said, reported Reuters.“If we can resolve these problems then the ghosts will vanish. If there is culture, knowledge and hygiene, then our prosperous life can resolve these difficulties and then how can there be any ghosts?”

And the parties common refrain:

>Without the communist party there would be no new China.

You can't look at everything through a western lens and think you understand it. Just because the west loves to colonize people doesn't mean everyone else is out to colonize as well.
It's not possible to hate black people as much as white people do though.
didn't even watched it lmao. just here for the butthurt /pol/tards

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Why did /tv/hate this movie? I have watched it today and have found it very enjoyable.

Is /tv/really that threatened when main character is not a white guy?
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Kinda like Jordan Peele
So what actually happened here was i was just blind to these "stereotypes" and could quite easily picture a successful black family welcoming a white person into their homes for evil reasons but it turns out the film was twice as racsit as i thought in the first place because having money and not living like shit makes you a "white caricature" and being poor makes you black and being black makes you poor. Jesus christ theirs no saving you people. I just got 4d chessed in racism
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Obviously he didn't ask for it though you fucking board tourist. I've been signing all my other posts with IDS pic so why he be me?
It was an ok genre movie. Americans have this obsession with niggers and made it into a big thing. If Black Panther was released in December they would have probably nominated it for best picture too. Pathetic.

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Imagine going to see Star Wars and then a few years later you watch this. Holy shit.
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Exactly. Expecting a flick and receiving kino.
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low cut shirt chad mccoy vs low energy high collared virgins
Scotty has beef with Bones.
pedo and fag on the left

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>"Your sword and your crest."
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>And thy OTHER crest
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