Does this really happen outside of fiction? How can I make this happen to me?
Dat ass
>>198598755yes but only if you're me
>>198598755What race is this
by not posting on online tranime forums all day
>>198598851Post it
Some chicks are just straight up whores and love fucking random dudes. Obviously you need to be a Chad, though. McNulty is borderline.
>>198598872White
>>198598755It doesn't
>>198598755It has way more to do with being open to it than anything elseGirls get in horny moods where they just want to fuck. You just have to be there for it and able to respond non austisticallyPersonally it's beyond me but I'm pretty sure that's how it works
>>198598954This. There's some that go after married guys to home wreck then they lose interest when the guy leaves their wife for them lmao
>>198599451Correct. I'm a 5/10 at best but managed to fuck a few decent looking girls soon after meeting them!!!FACT!!!
>>198598755YeahSo it's happening all the time, all around you, obviously not just to you. It kind of happens to everyone who is outside enough and looks like they showered recently, and it happens to people who don't look like that too. Everywhere. All the time. Just has to be outside among people.Ugly people fuck, anon. You're probably kot even ugly, buy if you are, it doesn't matter because ugly people fuck. Attractive people fuck ugly or regular people all the time, there's just more of us. They're going to fuck someone, so why not you? Maybe you just need meds and you're not even ugly. But if your were, it wouldn't matter.Case in point, McNulty. He will fuck whatever, no scrutiny really. And despite the fact that he is clearly a loser cop, he's a cute one and he can read signs, so people wanna fuck him and he catches the windows.
>>198598872Looks like some kind of mexican
>>198598755yes, you have made this thread five hundred times, people have sex in real life, you have to go outside first.
>>198598872American
>>198598954>Obviously you need to be a Chad, though.I did a Biology degree in college and the girls in my class were always pushing me to have sex with them and I'm not chad at all and certainly wasn't back in college as I was skinnyfat back then. My housemate brought one girl home from his Chemistry degree and he was seething with me as she just started talking to me instead of him and I ended up dating her a few weeks later.
>few years ago, with friends at a bar out of town>run into a group of girls and start talking to them>talking to the hottest one and she goes to get drinks>see her talking to two chads and figure thats it>she ends up brushing them off and comes back and tells me I should come party with her at the apartment her friends are renting>10 min after getting there we are having sexIm an autistic nerd weirdo too
>>198598954Theres a specific subset of this type of girl that like fucking unexperienced, virgin guys and like the thrill of "corrupting" them btw.
>>198598755Good actress, you can tell how she wants to fuck the shit out of him
>>198600220Mama warned me about women like those
>>198600220lies
>>198600085What a virgin post
I lived in Dundalk. Yea. It can happen.
>>198600719That anon isn't lying. When I was working at this one restaurant some girl found out this 19 year old was a virgin and was determined to fuck him. Finally managed to get him alone and basically forced a blow job on him. He cried apparently. She was pretty attractive too, idk what his deal was.
>>198600825>That anon isn't lying.that's probably true but you clearly are
>>198600719He's right, but they all have BPD and will ruin your life. I miss her.
>>198600825Where are these women hiding? I've somehow made it 31 years without getting virgin hunted.
reminder that STDs are far more rampant than even 10 years ago, let alone the 00s and when many of these movies depicting random hookups were made. dating apps have lead to people having much more sex without vetting social proof and much more spread of STDs.in the 90s, and especially 70s and 80s, as long as you didn't have raw sex with an actual prostitute, or a negress, or a drug addict, or someone who was closely associated with the homosexual community... you could probably fuck them raw and the chance of you getting anything was like 1 in 100 , whereas nowadays it's more like 1 in 10. Imagine basically any slutty white girl who wasn't a totally obvious wreck you could fuck raw first date or during a random hookup and you'd almost certainly be fine. Nowadays if you do that you'll probably get something by the 5th one.
>>198598872greek (turkish)
>>198600973>Where are these women hiding?theyre working shitty jobs......
>>198600973Retail, hospitality, health care
>>198601456>Retail, hospitality, health carefunny enough, full of ugly women
>>198601518depends on where you live
girls love when you're just minding your own business
>>198601518Move to a college town
>>198601081I don't know why people are so unafraid of catching something. A lot of STD's can't be cured and you have to stay on maintenance meds forever. Even the ones that can't be cured suck to get. I don't get why people roll the dice
>>198599567>There's some that go after married guys to home wreck then they lose interest when the guy leaves their wife for them lmaoTale as old as time lmaoTbf a lot of women stop fucking once they get married or have kids
>>198601587I live near Cal Poly Pomona>>198601547even in the suburbs its still slim pickings and that hot one is there because theres something wrong with her
Sooo noticing a distinct lack of the webm.What's up with that?
>>198600973You have to be handsome and "cute" if youre an ugly mean spirited incel it doesnt work.
>>198601742Smoothbrain mobile users can't make them.
>>198601081I've had unprotected sex with over 50 women and only got a total of 2 UTIs... how dirty does a pussy need to be to give a MAN a UTI?
>>198601081AIDS is a homo disease
>>198601547Retail jobs have been taken over by niggers and spics. My local target used to have high school girls but now it's middle age Mexicans from two towns over and niggers from the city
>>198601081herpes and hpv are in basically everyone now
>>198598755How can I make this happen to me??!!
>>198598954The camera lingered on his badge on his belt from her perspective
>>198602427>he’s upset he can’t creep on teenage girls working at target
>>198602730You're a tranny
>>198601742I get banned whenever I post it.
>>198602961Jannies here are fucking faggots
>>198603040this is actually what would've happened
>Be me, work as a retail store vendor>Have to go to several stores in my territory>Get along with one of the girls at my store>Start talking to her>She gets touchy and smiles at me>Want to wait until I leave my job to ask her out>Few months later, abruptly quit job because of manager>Decide to go to her store on my day off at new job>See her with a baby bump
>>198598755>you can get anything you wantTFW women have said shit like this to me before while looking intently right into my eyes... And it's not until years later when i reflect on it, that i realise what they were getting at... and i was too stupid to read between the lines
>>198603169u've posted this pasta already
>>198600136Damn. I mean I like to make up stuff online too, so that's cool.
>>198601081I have herpes and it’s retardedI really loved the girl though so it’s sort of bittersweet.
>>198598755Is it the same faggot posting this stupid shit again again?
>>198600136He just looks like such a stupid smug subhuman, no wonder the nazis wiped out Belarus as much as anywhere
>>198601081I am an HPV super spreader
>>198598872L'Amerricana
>>198603040this is how serial killers are made and i dont blame them
I am not sold on Brunson at all
>>198603315No I posted it last time
>>198603301pathetic roastoid enabler
>>198601573I do that all the time and they don't care about me at all
>>198598872Jewish mutt
>first time watching that scenewoozie
Just talk to girls, Sam got married 10 seconds after doing that.
>>198602730And you’re banned from where people target so you had to go to the ghetto ones
>>198603040She looks like she wanted him to ask her out. The fuck is this guy's problem?
>>198601081blackpill incel cope.
>>198601081Hpv causes cancer btw lol
>>198603040This was where half the plot of Baby Driver camw from
>>198603040Fuck this is painful
>>198603301Damn bro are you meIs she from Morris, IL?
>>198598755>you can get anything you wantAt Alice's restaurant?
>>198605132Social anxiety, I had it really bad on and off during different parts of my life. Could perform in front of a thousand people but talking to one on a date was hard
>>198602427It's over, target usually hot girls but I'm an ugly manlet anyway kek
>>198598872Self proclaimed american White
>>198598872yes
>>198600220>girl
>>198604432is that fucking blue steel
>>198603040>last 30 secondsI didn’t need to see that and be reminded of the time I tried asking out a waitress at my local sushi restaurant (she was very polite though).
>>198598872Californian
>>198607872Cute friendly Waitresses likely get asked out like once a week.
>>198602730das rite
>>198605132She's just doing her job as a service worker that gets by on tips.
>>198607874Baltimore-ian
>>198603040Judy Greer is such a cutie. I don't get why she wasn't more popular through the years.Also, that webm hits too close to home. Being a loner and getting your hopes up on any small interaction with anyone else just to sperg out and and fuck it up is suffering.
>>198608266I wouldn't survive a day in America I'm too tismed out
>>198609198Where do you live anon? I assure you if you're not a subhuman you'd be surprised about rural southern people. Most of us don't give a single fuck if you're half retarded or socially awkward or whatever. Just don't be a faggot about it.
>>198601081>Nowadays if you do that you'll probably get something by the 5th one
>>198598755This doesn't happen, and no one on 4chan has had sex.
>>198601618Drugs and homosexuality.
>>198603040he's literally me
>>198598872american white
>>198598755Just get a job in a diner.
does someone have a webm of this?
>>198600719Nope it’s real, that’s how I lost my virginity.
>>198602618Be funny
fucking hell just post it some cunt
>>198602618take blood pressure medication
Today I'm going to ask out that cute retail wagie
>>198598872Nasty sex.
>>198613378>Camera flashWas this for a Walmart promo or something?
