>pretends to be a nerd to save his career
>>217233960isn't this fake? I remember seeing something like this but with Christian Bale instead who said lotr
>>217238543https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bm3aBzQa6m0
>>217238184again, he was trying to save the show, and the only woman getting the ick from him are fat whales with blue hair
>>217238184>multiple HR complaints were madeIf they were serious, one would be the reason they were fired. Multiple HR complaints mean they were all bullshit
>>217235384kek
When will we get a kino film about 2000s Internet?
>>217239030redditernet more like
>>217239464I miss going on car forums and actually finding genuinely good information. You go on Reddit now and you’ll have 20 people ask you why you even want to do that, or give you wrong information. I used to have a 2005 M3 and I would go on Bimmer and M3 forums, when I was replacing the radiator, some guy made a step by step guide on how to remove the clutch fan/electric fans and radiator. That guy was great.
you were either there or you weren't, you can't recreate it.
>>217239030I wish there was an OS that is modern and up to date, but still had all the aesthetics of Windows XP.I'd use it forever.
Oompa
How can anyone defend digital "movies"?
What's his best film?
>>217240190Le Samouraï ofc
This is how everyone looked before grain based diets
>>217240190Rocco and his brothers
Why don't any movie franchises retell the same story over and over again like how the Zelda games used to? I don't think kids would ever get bored of them retelling like say, the Spider-Man origin story every couple years but with different actors, aesthetics, tone, gimmicks, etc. If they kept trying to make them better, always using new technology and techniques, the magic would never go away. Yeah I know the reason now is because such a thing would require effort, but why was this never a thing back in the day when movie makers actually cared? I think another good example of something this would work for is jurassic park. Nowadays they're so afraid of doing the same thing as the original that the new movies have literally no aspects of the original story. So why is it still called jurassic park? But just look at jurassic park 1 and world 1. Same story, but kids loved both.
>>217239756Yep. I've been playing them since before I could ride a bike and I still love them to this day. Though pic related was kind of a bad example because they did change the legend in 2017 which is the game the blue one is from, and they will probably keep retelling it that way for quite a while. But the point is growing up every game was basically just a remake of Ocarina of Time and I never got bored. In fact Zelda was by far the most exciting series.>>217239757I did not know that. I suppose I'll give them a try.
>>217239784Bullshit. Every game after Zelda 2 but before Breath of the Wild was always either just Link to the Past or Ocarina. And Ocarina was just Link to the Past in 3D. They never reinvented shit for decades. They only added slight gimmicks like giving you a boat instead of a horse or letting you turn into a wolf. And in those sections it still played the exact same way.
>>217239927No. I've played so many early Zelda games. Minish Cap is very different to LttP. Link Between the Worlds is a sequel of sorts to LttP and is actually similar to it. The DS games are their own grouping and feel alike, btw these are the worst main Zelda game. The GameBoy ones feel different too since the screen is constricted, they're their own grouping with 3 in total and are actually more fun than the DS ones, especially Link's Awakening which got remade without the small screen sharding.
>>217239825They literally only retold his story one time in the movies. Or two if you count the Miles one which I don't because the themes were quite different. Spiderverse 1 was missing the essential part of his selfishness causing the death of his uncle. In spiderverse his uncle died because he was trying to be a hero but wasn't strong enough yet, which completely destroys the whole point of the story. I know they tried to do some bullshit by saying "ermm ackshually Miles WAS selfish because he didn't want to take advantage of the opportunities he was given by his elite prep school in order to prove that blacks can be smart and successful too and everytime someone is racist from now on it's his fault for not acting like coach carter" but first of all that's retarded, and second of all they never ever show any repercussions for his actions. I guess they did show what could have happened to him if he kept on the path he was on by killing Aaron but at this point it's just a different fucking story. It wasn't Miles's fault Aaron died in any way, and idk why they try to act like it was. The writers were too pussy to let their new urban mary sue spider-man actually do anything wrong and they thought they could just have the characters say he did and it would be the same story somehow. It's bullshit.As for the shows I have never seen them. I just assumed they skipped the origin and did their own thing like the Tom Holland movies.
Kevin Spacey is...Bombing the Dodongos.
>The film follows a family, consisting of two adults (Jack Reynor and Laia Costa), a son (Shylo Molina) and a daughter, with another child coming. When the daughter, Katie (Emily Mitchell), disappears after being cursed by a mysterious woman, the family is forced to move on. 8 years later, a plane carrying a sarcophagus crashes and the contents are revealed. A now-grown Katie (now played by Natalie Grace) lies within. When Katie returns home, she isn’t all what she used to be and a dark mysterious force is unleashed on the family.>The film reportedly did poorly in test screenings, with executive producer James Wan walking out halfway through. One particular scene described as “truly vile” follows a scorpion that crawls into somebody’s mouth and severs their vocal cords, leading someone to stick their fingers down that person’s throat and press on their cords allowing them to speak.https://featurefirst.net/lee-cronins-the-mummy-synopsis-plot-details-revealed-exclusive/
New ayyfu just dropped.
>>217238912Sounds like dogshit.
>>217238912Wide.
>>217238912Sounds kino.
>>217238912Jack Reynor acted with Sarah Gadon once
Luke, did I ever tell you about Ahsoka Tano? She was your father’s exotic teenage alien apprentice, a fine piece of jailbait from a more civilized age. She had the tightest body and the perkiest little breasts in the galaxy—barely legal in most systems. Anakin and I used to doubleteam her at the end of every successful campaign during the Clone Wars, and once in a while we’d even have the entire 501st run a train on her (part of official Jedi training, of course). In time, she learned how to handle a meatsaber better than anyone in the Jedi Temple. She wore a miniskirt every day so we told her there were no panties in space, and since she was constantly doing acrobatics you’d get a glimpse of her orange pussy mid-fight as she’d do a flip while slicing a B2 Super Battle Droid in half. It was surreal. We taught her to grip her weapon backwards like a dildo and she constantly got captured by pirates and slavers almost every other day. It was ridiculous, like a constant porno, Luke, you have no idea. And then there was that time somebody drilled a glory hole into the Temple's 3rd level bathrooms. We never did figure out who put it there, but we sure made great use of it. Handjobs, blowjobs, anal, hell, I might have even fucked some orfices humans don't even have. The bathroom was unisex, so I'm fairly certain some dudes slipped it in, but I didn't really care. All I did was picture Satine and—oh, I haven't told you about Satine, have I, Luke? She was the duchess of Mandalore, though she was a more of a 'Mandawhore', if you get my drift... And they were good friends.
Yes, we've seen the Youtube video.
>>217240394i hadnt and I thought OP was funny and original
>>217240505I don't believe you.
>>217240394you must be fun at parties
How can straight women stomach watching this gayslop?
>>217236457https://voca.ro/1elv7vohhuWg
>>217237406Dunno didn't watch it
can a woman stop being a fujo
>>217239299Only if she's raised to hate the gays
>>217236457Sarah Gadon loves this show
I can't believe Searchlight fucked up the release of this movie so much. This deserves a lot more attention than it is getting.
Idea for a better Fallout TV show.>anthology-type series, each season focuses on a different character we've seen before in the games >for example, first season could be about the Survivalist from Honest Hearts, show events as described in his writings, season ends with him dying and we see the rise of the Sorrows>second season could be about Father Elijah and what he got up to in Big MT inbetween Sunburst and Dead Money>another season about the rise of the Legion and a young Joshua GrahamEtc etc. Obviously inb4 someone comments that the retard amazon writers would still butcher this, lets assume that whoever works on this hypothetical show executes it perfectly in a way you like. Since all the events in each season would be things that take place before 2281 there's no issue with destroying Vegas and what not and making your decisions inconsequential.
Blade will now debut in the Midnight Sons movie and they'll circle back to a solo film afterwards.
>>217239367haha damn dude whats wild
Oh no! Anyway,
>>217239367I guess Blade and War Machine had their own projects scrapped for not having enough DEI points
OMGWHAT IS THE LORE ON THIS
https://strangerthings.fandom.com/wiki/Stranger_Things_Wiki
>>217236898It's a euphemism for getting an erection
>>217236898I hate that fucking face she does when it's powertime. Ooh, you're hard.
>pov you just got caught pissing in pubic
Zero hype.>I enjoyed Silent Hill: Revelation.>F*ck WEBP Files.>Fuck Captchas
Eileen shaving
>>217239305I’m inching through the 2 remake right now. I’m very bad at the game, but it’s got an atmosphere like no other. So much pressure.
It looks absolutely terrible. The first silent hill movie was enjoyable because it looked good.
>>217239737Different dp
>>217239700it's ok to run past enemies.
Will we ever see something like it again?
>>217238998This is why being a pedo is bad
>>217238998do you think her husband ever makes her wear a pink wig during sex
>>217239860that's what retarded nieces are for
>>217239935kek
>>217239261Damn, she can hersh my lag if you know what I am saying...
i watched Die, My Love and i think i will just have to accept that i will always hate this overpraised annoying woman critics insist is a great actress
she's the best
BUTTHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLE!!!!!!
